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happy independence day weekend france
feeling nervous
>>69160083
>yfmoc
What is this shit?
>thunderstorm slowly approaching
>listening to comfy music
>drinking beer
Aww yisss.
>>69160187
steppe mongols trying to fuck a goat
>>69160288
Lots of thunder and lightning
So what are your predictions lads?
>>69160785
2-1 for Italy
>>69160826
In regular time? I feel like a scoreless draw in regular time and cheeky winner from Italy in the last minutes of extra time.
>46:00
>>69160271
afghanistan actually. look up bushkazi. pretty entertaining
>>69160212
>it just rained, now it's sunny but kinda fresh
>listening to black metal
>popped a benzo, eating basque piment d'espelette salami and drinking perrier citron
feels good
>>69160785
1-1 reg time, 1-2 for germany during OT
>>69160785
death
>>69160964
Sounds lovely, m8.
>>69160926
Yes, in regular time. But then again, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Lol I just read about Mkhitaryan going to United.
Hallo, time for german curse.
I really don't want Portugal in the finals desu
>Howedes replaces Draxler for Germany
wew
>>69161136
no worries bayol will take care of them
>>69161136
If Portugal wins then we're guaranteed another TSUUU moment at the Ballon d'Or ceremony. I'd be fine with that.
>>69161077
You kinda have to feel for Dortmund.
>>69161136
Whales will kick their pretty asses.
I don't know why everyone's always so afraid of Italy.
The teams met 1996, 2006 and 2012.
It's 2-1 to Italy right now, that's nothing special.
>>69161136
It's starting to become annoying all the crying
>this meme line-up
REEEEEEEEEEEE
LÖÖÖÖÖÖW
>>69161136
Whales will eat them.
>>69161245
>not throwing the memes right back at Italy by playing 5 defenders against them
excuse moi?
mouse scroll just broke. hold me /yfmoc/
![Commemorative_plaque_Aztec_Stadium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kRvV1mg.jpg "Commemorative plaque Aztec Stadium[1]")
>>69161215
Hmmm
>>69161245
Löws entire trainer career has been memes.
>>69161341
That was West Germany.
>>69161215
you never won
>>69161375
We passively kicked them out in 96 by not letting them win.
We literally lost 4-0 against them recently, we are going to lose again.
JUST
>>69161404
meme magic is only relevant in official games, Conte was posted on facebook memes for the last week
Italy will BTFO Germany 1-0
I made pesto. Löw fucked up the formation. Everything's set.
>>69161499
Only if >you lose.
>>69161555
What kind of pesto?
>>69161499
Just installed a new version of clover because captcha was fucking up
This shit is weird af, gonna take some getting used to
>>69161574
Just a basic basil, pine nuts, cheese pesto.
>>69161610
Don't ever reply to me again.
This story making on TV right now is aids.
![c9c7a34fbed697b6a0c0ba9115f11627[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/krrHkE8.jpg "c9c7a34fbed697b6a0c0ba9115f11627[1]")
>>69161629
>>69161693
Sorry mate, like i said I'm getting confused
Still no need to be hostile that is not yfmoc la
>>69161732
Last warning.
*takes out banhammer*
>Packing
>>69161775
Not yfmoc at all
>>69161821
Thanks for killing the thread, sigh...
>jason mohammed
did this guy literally become "muslim" so as to get a job with the bbc?
10 bings left
>>69162042
I don't think he is Muslim, it's just a coincidental name.
One of my teacher's surnames was Mohammed but she was white and don't think muslim
Time for gamu. Lets hope it is not another borefest.
black metal is so redundant
pretty much like football during this euro
>>69162125
Metal subjectively sucks
>>69162125
Black metal is best metal.
>>69162189
Not hard desu
>>69162189
/mu/ pls go
>>69162125
Agreed.
>>69162189
well it's the only good metal
>>69162160
why so
Oh christ they are going to pretend we are sad because 9 Italians died in that terrorist attack.
that pic will draw too many posters op
LETS GO ITALY!!
>>69160288
sleep tigherkitter
>>69162248
t. edgelord
>>69162232
Because I don't like it
>>69162231
'no'
>>69162232
>not rating drone or sludge
>>69162225
:^)
>Germany
>not Deutschland
>>69162325
>you are forced to feel sorry for strangers dying
Italian anthem gets me hyped and I dont know why
Sometimes I even sing along, making shit up
Defo liking this new app
Reminds me of the time when nipmoot made 4chan infinitely better on April fools
>Kassai
This guy is the ref who brought us goal line tech.
>>69162382
what app? still on clover here
>>69162351
I don't really consider drone to be metal, but more of a genre of its own. Stoner is good too I guess
>>69162366
well that's still human beings being killed
>ozil still not singing
GET HIM OFF THE TEAM
HE'S GONNA BE THE REASON THEY LOSE TODAY
>>69162438
Clover, but I finally updated it after years of using the one I got from playstore
italians players already laughing at germany's loss
GO GERMANY!
>>69162466
Ah yes okay then we like the same meal.
>>69162485
ah yeah, i like it at the moment. does the job
Has this German side ever played 3 at the back?
ehmm who am i, like, supposed to root for ???
>>69162485
which version? want to know if I should update
>>69162466
According to google "151,600 people die each day". There's a limit to human empathy.
>>69162325
I think that pretending to be sad is one of the saddest and lowest thing people can do. Not only there is no value in it because we know it's fake, it also devalue the sadness of people who actually know the people who died.
They will break the curse today, this year's free flowing meme magic is gonna turn the game around.
>>69162366
It's a basic concept of humanity and civilisation.
>>69162603
not germany of course
>>69162608
2.1.3
I was still on version 1.something lol
bangladesh fucking shits
nobody cares about Bangladesh
I couldn't point to it on a map
isn't it somewhere near India or Cambodia?
>>69162367
It's just very melodic and cheerful.
>>69162513
Fuck off to /pol/.
>>69162612
most of them die of a natural death/in peace
those people were literally killed
>>69162328
not an opinion but ok
>>69162672
OH
mine is 1.2.11 lol
>>69162682
Inside india
>>69162622
You didn't have to delete your post over a minor misspelling Brasil, especially when you used an apostrophe so well
>>69162682
Near Nepal, it's kinda inside eastern India.
>match starts
>tv channel immediately loses signal because of storm
>>69162715
xDDDD
you got him again
>>69162694
all me
>>69162630
To people you know. That are around you. And they do these every other match now. It's pointless. Politics, not empathy. I bet more people have died in car crashes while this thread was up.
>>69162755
Autism.
>>69162682
It's literally Pakistan East
>>69162682
it's a small thing on the east of india
if it get drown so hard it's because the whole country is on water level I think
>>69162715
>>69161494
Holy fug he needs some surgery like his brother
>>69162696
In US alone about 50 people are murdered every day. They're still just strangers.
Italy - Iceland is the true final
Löw is a genius.
Tiny Italians literally shaking with fear.
>>69162824
Yeah that's going to be a major issue over the next 50 years
Country is literally fucking sinking and they have almost 200 million people
If you think this refugee thing is bad now, just wait
>>69162858
did you see him during the NOS pre show? He's a fucking lifeless void of human right now
i hope neuer makes a massive mistake,coming out too far or trying to dribble it out of danger
just for a laugh like
>>69162807
don't say that, my bf is driving a car home right now
>>69162824
>small thing
>with over 150M people living in it
How
>>69162807
SEE HOW MUCH I CARE, I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I CARE MORE
>>69162893
they'll just flee into india and create behemoth super-slums
>>69162865
maybe it's because what happened in turkey is some kind of particular even and killed many people in one moment, while some people getting killed by gunshot in america 1 by 1 became nothing particular
>>69162940
Asia
>tfw I educated everyone ITT with my ignorant post
Now everyone knows where it is, how many people live there and that it's facing a huge threat.
=)
>>69162940
that's 15 million in human numbers
>>69163027
everyone knows that f4m
>>69162940
still a smaller density than malta and the gaza territory
>>69163027
didnt read. ELI5?
>>69162923
Surely a club will want him. I feel sad for him he had some solid years at ajax
What's wrong with Balotelli?
>>69163144
i don't know anything whatsoever about malta
>>69163072
>f4m
you got pics bby?
london?
o
n
d
o
n
?
>baguette
>>69163194
Suffers from stupidity.
>>69163194
He's sad because he's not very good
I smell a shit match coming up
>>69163360
I smell a casual.
Why doesn't Germany just beat Italy?
>>69163360
>3-5-2 against 3-5-2
It was obvious from the start really.
Is this the worst euro ever?
>>69163404
they're masochists
Chiellini almost dehydrated already
Apparently italy disagreed to having the grass watered during the halftime break because that benifits faster play.
>>69163423
Germany isn't actually playing that.
>>69163404
I guess Italy just wants it more
>>69163432
Yes
Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>khedira kill
It's looking good guys
>>69163432
>Wales
>Iceland
You're just salty because your team choked.
>schweini coming on
will probably last until the 60th
>>69163540
That's actually good for us, though.
>>69163540
for us
>>69163559
we also choked in 08 and 12, 12 was better than this, and 08 was GOAT
>>69163573
>>69163583
Wow, you guys really hate him.
>>69163514
How long have you known? =(
>>69163573
>>69163583
Schweinsteiger is shit now
>>69163583
khedira has been good though
>>69163573
>pig fucker
no it isn't
SCHWEINE MEMES
Well that's game
my husbando <3
Let's be honest, Can > Schweinsteiger
RIP in peace Germany
>>69163434
Weird country
>>69163510
That makes sense
>>69163645
He doesn't fuck pigs, he only mounts them.
>>69163719
I never had sex with her your honour, I merely mounted her
The term Schweinsteiger comes from the German word "Schwein" (pig) and Bavarian word "Steige" (small barn)
Schweinsteiger = someone who worked in a little pig barn
you're welcome
Let's be honest, Everton > Liverpool
>>69163583
>>69163573
Stupid opinion
>Schweini here for a cheeky goal 90'+
ALSO
>Tfw just now finding the comfy thread
H-hold me guys. It's bad out there.
>>69163812
'no'
>>69163800
I was merely uses her as a mode of travel for survival purposes
>>69163694
Yeah, this is another case of Jogi Löw. Can would have been preferable, if he got into the team early enough, but Löw was busy scratching his balls in group stages instead of forming a good team. Khedira hasn't been playing that well though, and usually got subbed out for Schweini anyway.
I want Italy to win because they mastered defending perfectly (it might be because the trio plays at juventus) and because i met a cute italian girl at the cinema recently
>>69163812
ABL is a mental illness
>>69163858
someone should make a classic comfy thread just to keep this one underground
>Löw smelling the Italian
>>69163858
Relax and enjoy.
>>69163945
>muh secret club
Let's be honest, left foot > right foot
The German players look like walls.
Italy a shit
>>69163914
Ball scratching brought us this far.
Nose btfo
>this game
>italy
>>69163945
ah, a decoy.
Too many Eders and Danilos and Rafael's in footie tbqhf
>>69164300
Not like parking the bus 20 minutes in is a rare sight this tournament.
lmao
refball
Schweini moves at the pace of a tortoise
>>69164181
>>69164300
>they don't know
It will be a cheeky 1-0 for Italy in the 84. minute because germany cant into counterattack.
Should I have an apple? Bear in mind I've already had one today.
wew
REFBALL
Sissy italian boys
i got elbowed in the nose just like that by some big African dude at the park once
>mfw he was wearing an azzuri shirt
>>69164201
heated balls?
REFBALL
>>69164427
Nah, that was the right call. But anyway
>Schweinsteiger is bad
I don't want a guy who puts a finger in his asscrack before smelling it to get anywhere near a euro trophy tbf
>>69162630
Giving moments of silence for every single terror attack only makes the terrorists seem more spooky, why is there no moments of silence when 9 Italians die in a bus accident?
Just my opinion
>Müllel
>>69164434
it only takes one to keep the doctor away in case thats the reason you were going to have one
>>69164434
Yes fruits are good for you. I will have another peach myself even though I already cut 2 into my semolina pudding earlier.
man this is ridiculous
this isn't floorsqueak
based chiellini
>>69164434
I'm more of a banana man myself no homo
games opening up now
>>69164716
me too desu, apples make my gum bleed sadly
we are going to lose this, why are they playing so bad
>>69164716
>no homo
Also good try.
>Kimmich
>>69164521
Neither do we.
>>69164716
bananas green and hard af or nothing
Lads I can't stop farting
>busty schweinsteiger
Edgy as fuck I know, but I like a nice blood orange myself
>>69164618
>eating fruit
learn to /fit/
>>69164716
Has any of you tried masturbating into a banana peel?
>>69164841
Haha
>>69164841
Just shut your mouth.
>>69164897
Leaf is right. SQUATS AND OATS.
>>69164908
oh...
>>69164897
iifym homo
I don't think BS can handle a possible extra time.
>>69164908
I did it regulary when I was a stoner. It's a pain in the ass to find bananas sized big enough to properly fit my dick.
>>69164908
into or with?
>>69164908
Not yet
>>69164885
blood orange at up there yea
>>69164897
>literally banning some type of food from reaching your mouth just because some anon on the internet said something
>>69164977
im not sure he can handle normal time
>>69164908
never wtf is wrong with you
>>69165003
WHAT?!
>>69165005
you bring shame to the same land i share with you
is carlsberg the best beer in the world?
>tfw cheeky Götze winner
i should probably got booze in for this game
>>69165065
youre thinking about it now though
>>69164923
Didn't work :(
>>69165095
It is emphatically not. It's probably one of the worst.
>>69165095
I only drink cider and wine.
>>69165095
>not drinking craft
shiggydiggy
>>69165121
how would that work?
and no either i get laid or i use my hand
>>69165003
wtf? it doesn't need to cover the dick everywhere
>>69165095
Carlsberg isn't even among the first 20 brands I would consider.
BASED NEUER
>>69165175
>craft
tip o'the fedora to you too m'anon
>>69165065
The inside of the peel becomes mushy and serves as nice lubricant, the little spikey thing in the end can be used for peehole stimmulation and the hard part where the bana was cut stimmulates the balls. All only if you find the right size of course.
It's like god made them for a perfect snack+masturbation device of the waste.
What a shitty match
>>69165194
He needs to properly MOUNTS the banana skin
Stop this passing in our box
>>69165095
1664, Guiness and Carlsberg are the only beer I drink
>>69165205
>>69165142
that makes it a pretty embarrassing advertising campaign
>>69165280
that has to be a europe thing, even when i had friends and we talked about gay stuff no one ever mentioned using a banana peel
Why does the NOS insist on burdening us with fucking frank snoeks
No one posted the banana shark greentext yet?
>>69165363
first time I heard about it too and it doesn't sound comfy at all
Pelle and Eder are never going to score past Neuer, Boateng and Hummels.
>>69165319
It was beautiful
>Gomiss
>>69165326
never heard it called 1664 before but it is pretty good.
german bros, do muzzie root for germany or whatever sand nigger country they're from
>>69164908
I once had a wank while sucking a banana
Personally, I like dryhumping furniture.
>>69165380
Fucking hate that faggot. You know they call this type of goalkeeping a sweeper keeper? Thanks frank i've been living under a rock for the last couple of years
>>69165280
i prefer to peel my banana from the other end, how will this affect me?
>halftime
>another 0-0 thriller
>german finishing
>>69165270
>there are people who unironically ignore craft beer in the world
the lowest I will go is something like Amstel
>>69165507
>Defensive masterclass
Is his foot made of yoghurt or something?
I'm going on an early half time faptime shift.
Just fucking shoot, christ.
have you ever tried smoking banana peels?
remember the anon with the tile fetish?
>>69165503
You still get the mushy inside which is the main attraction really. Oh and of course your dick smells fruity after a fap.
>>69165460
En France, you ask for a sez ons swa son catruh when you want a beer
>Kimmich
holy jesus thats close
>>69165551
>Amstel
Wew lad, you have amstel in brasil?
Yeah, we're gonna lose this.
TOP FUCKING WEW
Boateng needs to be player of the tournament
>>69165525
>italian finishing
Holy shit
>>69165614
you're trolling there's no other way
>>69165700
Nah I was just a very horny teenager.
Had the apple.
Granny smith from the fridge. Not my favourite apple, but serviceable.
Pink ladies are the goat apples, but Netto don't sell them.
ITA: Stymied defense, a more that adequate match for the offense, no faults on the D so far
GER: Showing glaring offense, more than enough it would seem, but they've used this half to watch that Italy defense
Neither team seems very interesting on investing any time on the other side of the ball. Stay tuned for shitty commercial and the half time show,
Have you ever tried using a woman's vagina to fap?
are there really a lot of turks in germany?
I remember when I began masturbating i poked a hole into one of my old teddy bear (it was pretty big even for a 12 year old me) and I just fucking it missionary and doggy everynight for like 3 months until I moved on and threw it because it looked too used. I wouldn't wank into food though, even if those banana stories or fucking yoghurt seems appalling
Quick question do you draw a face or a nice stick girl on the banana peel?
>>69165801
Sounds disgusting.
>>69165789
>keeping your apples in the firdge
>>69165801
vaginas are disgusting
Even if we lose this, Löw is still not going to quit, is he
Delete this game.
>>69165772
When I was a horny teenager I used to browse the lingerie section of the Argos Direct catalogue, not fuck fruit.
>>69165772
you're european, even autist get laid over there
>Germany vs Italy goes to penalties
>50 penalties each later, the shootout is still going on
Schweinsteiger to miss the third time around
>>69165653
yeah, I first drank it in the Netherlands but since last year it started being more widely available here, people enjoy it a lot
I used the internet
i used to try to find anything in the fridge i could fit my dick in. things like salad dressing bottles or gatorade bottles and just fuck them silly
>>69165855
why would he?
>>69165864
>even autist get laid over there
>mfw
>>69165916
>Schweinsteiger to miss the third time around
pls no
>>69165855
you guys won the world cup, does that not mean anything in europe?
Man I used fucking Sears catalogs and jacked off to the ladies in underwear
Now porn is just too easy to find
>>69166036
That was 2 years ago. You can't live forever on your past legacy. Or else you end up like england.
is ozil on the pitch?
Ewe guise ever fuck a bottle of fry sauce before??
>>69166334
I don't know
so yall been telling germany and italy were good
lol cant wait for them to get kicked out by us
>>69166017
Because his line-up is shit. We didn't even have one chance so far.
>>69166036
Did the Broncos win against the Panthers because of Peyton Manning?
I probably fucked most pillows in my house, put my dick inbetween the covers and had fun
>>69166380
im not memeing when I say i didnt notice him at all, one pundit mentioned him but our pundits are old and senile and he may have meant someone else
>>69166460
He was there for the anthem at least.
>>69166445
Get a gf you fat fuck.
alri
>>69166427
Nice, an Icelander in France!
Who you think will win the penalty shootout if it goes to it?
>>69166524
alri
>>69166049
>Now porn is just too easy to find
You'd be suprised how many people still are unable to find it considering all the people asking for sauce on various boards.
>>69166579
Italy
>>69166445
some people who share the same blood as you sit on those
>>69166524
aye football ting innit
>>69166579
germany cos they're germany
>>69166579
Italy.
>>69166579
Italy will win because özil missed
>>69166701
>ozil
>ptsd muller
Germany is fucked if they go to penalties
>>69166617
Those are porn addicted people. Can't help them
Haha time for 2nd half. Something pls happen.
>>69166888
Hard to argue with trips but porn addicted people like myself are able to actually find it. *tips*
I wish we had a good player instead of Eder
England should sign Low if he quits after losing to Italy.
>>69166999
Very true that it's hard to argue with trips
Stalemate it is
Why does the cornerflag exist?
Howedes is an underrated mad man
>>69167131
Why does it have no ads on it is the real question.
>>69167086
Does your NT got enough players from a single team so Löw can copy its tactic?
Because thats literally all what he does.
Use Bayern players to play Bayern tactics.
>>69167131
To indicate the corner?
>>69167131
tim cahill introduced it so he could do his goal celebration desu
>>69167213
Bayern vs Germany is always such a glorious shitshow. All the players missing for germany.
>>69167216
Wouldn't the corner itself be enough to do that?
>>69167216
It's still the corner of the pitch without a flag desu.
FUARK
Finally at least something.
Bello di nonna
>>69167276
The corner is only paited on. Won't be an issue in high class stadius but on poor fields the lines may disapear from usage and weather.
>>69167311
How do you decide if it's a corner or throw in when it's too close for the human eye to see?
That block what the fuck.
>>69167276
>>69167311
Flag makes it way easier to determine whether a ball has gone for a corner or a throw in
>>69167131
to show wind direction
That Florenzi block deserves a goal on its own
>>69167391
I was thinking that, but then the game is unplayable anyway because you can't tell when the ball has gone out.
>>69167415
Oh right, of course.
>>69167415
>>69167433
this basically
Draxler will probably be the deciding factor.
ozil spotted
>no white color on their flag
>play in white
>no blue color on their flag
>play in blue
>>69167559
Draxler isn't playing.
>>69167601
He will.
>>69167595
Black kits are too nazi.
Best scenario from this match is that Italy win but get enough suspensions that they can't field a team in the semis and Iceland get a bye to the final
Italians getting nasty now
>>69167595
Traditional colours for the tricots, mate.
reminded me of nanis justified sending off
wtf what's happening
Why can't I hold all these yellows
We murderball now.
Lel Gomez kicked in the angus
Fucking Özil the frog.
>>69167673
And Portugal lose against Iceland. I'd be down with that.
>>69167673
>Iceland
>>69167724
Italy dropping the nice old guys act.
italy's not going to finish this in 11
>>69167595
fun fact: people like to say Italy uses blue because of the House of Savoy but it's actually the colour of devotion to Our Lady of the Conception
No one wants to pass to pig fucker
>>69167810
>England beat France
>Iceland beat England
What's the problem?
>>69167809
Iceland vs Wales would be dream final. Pure heart for 90 minutes.
>>69167910
we poisoned them
Either my neighbours have an instant signal or they shot firework because bored.
>hear neighbours celebrating
fuck
>>69167914
Fuck off with your meme teams man, countries like Greece winning the Euro's takes away from the gravity of the trophy. Only Elite footballing nations should have the honor of winning a major trophy. I like memeteams In the CL and BPL just as much as the next guy, but international competitions are different imo.
>Ozil actually scored
HOLY SHIT
THE TURKROACH SCORED
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lucky goal
>>69168080
Nevermind just bored.
OH BUT NOW
GOATZIL
ALWAYS RATED HIM, LADS.
>the city of Ozil haters
>>69168109
>>69168080
neighbourmind
ogre
Arse strong
Was falling asleep desu
Heh, so he is playing.
Real hero: Gomez with that pass.
>Özil
An arsenal player will win the competition.
Bravo Giroud.
>>69168128
This.
Tap-in that only fell to him via a deflection. The epitome of luck. Ozil has never scored a proper goal.
based commentator screaming keeping me from dozing off. Özil is alright
No way Italy can win this now.
F
>>69168302
But when Ozil assists no one cares.
Is Mesut a traditional German name?
Real hero: Hector with that run.
>>69168302
Or the deflection.
>>69168400
>england salt
BUFFON
Classic Gomez
GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON GOATFFON
>>69168459
It is now.
Ozil just woke up it seems
I'm pressing the button, I don't care it didn't go in.
Damn, goatmez going for the stylepoints
Real hero: Ryan Gosling
FUARK almost 2:0
>>69168459
Ask your kolala mom.
>>69168519
Wales actually (prove otherwise: protip: you can't).
Don't ever reply to me again you pathetic cretin.
Didn't know Ozil was playing until he scored
Conte got outsmarted
Gomez is a real badman haha backheel riddim
That ball over the top from Ozil though.
>>69168584
Wrong thread mate
Germany are on a hunt to finish off Italy wow
Batteries must be failing on Ozil's cloaking device
>>69168694
You can take your sardonic cuntiness and go fist your dad, you sour faced fucking fanny. Don't reply to me either.
>>69168768
Yeah, piss off back to the pain thread where you can spam and be a general wanker
>>69168665
belgium proved to be a fraud, spain is still the same shit team as the last world cup.
>>69168640
>Don't ever reply to me again
What if he does?
NO
NOT GOATMEZ
>>69168768
>Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again
shoo spammer
>>69168658
seems to be gone off now
>>69168116
>Only Elite footballing nations should have the honor of winning a major trophy
But then you cant cheer for Holland the times they qualify?
No seriously, meme teams add to the magic. If teams like Greece never had a chance there would be no need for teams like Iceland to participate
cheeky italian equalizer at the 90th minute
pls don't fuck this up, Germany.
>HURTMANY
>>69168923
its almost a certainty
>>69168635
She's Swedish, she only knows about Somali names
>>69168887
If you don't think Holland is an elite footballing nation, you're retarded. We might be pretty shit now, but we have always been relevant on the world stage and we've always had relevant players. Iceland and wales are meme flukes, and I personally would hate it if they won, Iceland more so than Wales since Wales do have one of the current best players in the world + some history.
>>69168965
fuck off king you spastic
>>69169074
Ramsey isn't that good
oh no neighbour is crying
>>69169074
You should just kill yourself. I bet you hate Leicester too.
Penulty
PENULTY
dubs and Neuer saves
>>69169152
You suck
Holy shit, that fucking ballet move
wtf
ERA
R
A
PENULTY
Why the fuck did he have his hands up like that
Ohhhh shittttt
Whar was boateng doing
HAND SPIEL
YESSSS
I hate having hope.
SI SI SI SI SI
>delayed
>somehow counts
uhm...
what the fuck is he doing there
FUCK YOU GERMANY
FUCK OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Yeah, of course.
>Boateng is the best defender in the tournament they said
GERMAN HEARTS,BROKEN
AYYY LMAO
The fuck was boateng thinking there
deserved imo
Erases all of Boateng's achievements desu. If Germany don't win this, it's 100% his fault.
Shearer-esque
That Gomez fuck up gonna cost them
kek, what on earth was boateng thinking?
stutter step not allowed
Germany were about to win, fucking hell
>>69169181
I literally said in my previous post that I do not you dumb cunt
The curse is real holy shit.
>hear neighbour slam a door
haha
>stops
>still counts
kek
>>69169405
Everybody cheats at pens tbf
>>69169681
>hear neighbour slam a door
that was his wife
fucking german names
>>69169267
He did the "I didnd't touch him" pose way before the ball arrived.
You're not allowed to do a stuttering run up now?
How did I not know this.
If this match goes to extra time, I'm out. My cholesterol-riddled heart can't take another 30 minutes of squeaky bum time or worse--benuldies.
>>69168116
You're an idiot, Elite footballing nations change all the time. Hungary used to be elite, Portugal is only an elite team since last 10 years or so, England used to be elite, Uruguay used to be a powerhouse. We might as well be on our way to becoming a meme country instead of elite.
>take out Gomez
>concede
Hmmm
Haha oh wow Germany will lose
>>69169405
stutters are allowed but dummies aren't
>>69169861
literally punished for going full dindu
>>69169885
You are but you're not allowed to fully stop
>>69169885
You are, just not on the last step.
>>69169896
Better kill yourself now just in case. Hopefully your greasy finger can pull the trigger properly
>>69169923
You were always a meme country even when you were good.
Please come back though, I miss your orange memery.
>>69170085
Take it outside.
Dat florenzi
>>69169074
You know for a long time Hungary thought themselves to be an elite nation becasue of history.
But do you hate underdogs or are you simply a chronic asshole?
btw you have won only one euro title in history,so technicly you are on the same level as Greece and Denmark
won something a long time ago and didnt qualify even tho 24 teams did
Italy woke up from the dead, crazy match.
>>69170087
fuck off, you Syrian cunt
>>69170123
It's just banter lad
>>69170220
Why so angry? Weed shops closed already?
>>69169681
>this is an actual person who as lived in gERMANY DURING THE TIME OF THE COLOURED PHOTOGRAPH
quite comical
>>69160083
is this that bukkake thing people keep talking about
Löw is the type of bloke that masturbated in the school toilet during lunch time
>>69170373
his cut is cool you spastic
>>69170373
80/90s were crazy.
>>69170335
no I just want my bike back
>>69170373
It's a perfectly normal haircut.
> This was the 1st penalty taken by Leonardo Bonucci in his professional career (excluding shootouts).
Thought that was in FUCK
How is your comfy setup?
Currently sitting in the yard, enjoying a cold beer and the cool and refreshing air while listening to the radio.
>>69170559
Good one, though. Gotta admit that much.
>>69170547
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
Ha hummels banned for next game.
>>69170559
what a madman
>>69170588
on my couch, kinda high, listening to a dancehall mix and watching the game on the tv
my window is open and its pretty cold but i dont want to stand up rn. pretty comfy
>>69170588
drinking beer after cleaning all day because I'm going on holiday for 3 weeks tomorrow
>maximum comfy
>>69170588
how can you be that relaxed? I'm dying of ension here
pls no OT I want to go to sleep
>>69170588
Couch. Radler. Blanket. Balcony door's open, so it's not too warm.
>>69170588
Sitting on the desk with laptop and a bottle of vodka.
>>69170588
just on sofa in front of telly
there's a spider on the wall, but i don't mind, he's pretty chill
>>69170588
sitting on my computer, not too comfy for now, I think I'm gonna snort a line of subutex to remedy that
>>69170818
nope.avi
>>69170757
Do you play for england?
I want the penatly shootouts, and I want italy to go through because of pigfucker missing his penalty
So let me guess I was the only one smart enough to put money on a draw?
>>69170852
>there's a spider on the wall
Fuck you reminded me of this godlike video/song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
Enjoy during break.
>>69170588
you sound skilled at the art of comfy btw
>>69170929
What's your beef with Schweinsteiger?
>>69170858
lmao drug fiend
this game is pretty gud to be desu
>>69171039
you know it my nigga
getting thrown out of my apartment over the summer in favour for my brother becasue I spent all the rent money on drugs
>>69170817
Listening to Radio helps a lot.
After the 1:1 any tension went out the window.
It will most likely end in penalties.
>>69167276
You might not see the lines on the ground if you're actually running about on the pitch.
>>69171032
MY ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69170957
I don't bet.
>>69170961
huh, pretty cool
>>69171273
if you're on sub did you have problem with the needle or do you just get your subutex illegally? because its pretty shit
I want Neur to first shoot 10 meters over the goal and then let the ball in through his legs
>>69171352
Oh yeah the field is visually very different fom our perspective compared to the player perspective.
Italy's Q squad will have to play the semi if they advance
>>69171439
I just had extra money and a friend had em for cheap. I prefer oxys if I do opiates,
Do you have needle or subutex experience?
>>69171376
Oh, because he's steiging on Ivanovic. I guess that's a good reason.
>>69171586
>he's steiging on Ivanovic
kek mueller
>>69170588
In front of the telly with a whisky and my doggy. Very comfy
>this ozil shameless dive
Germany is going o-o-o-out
>>69171547
i don't really want to talk about that. I did go to rehab because of oxys and tramadol problems though. wasted some months of my life with opiates but I don't take them now. And for subutex yeah it's just whatever really, now that good and makes me sick afterwards so i only used some one time
>>69171393
I don't either
but I got a mail with a nice offer from bet365
>>69171879
the absolute madman
>>69169896
rip in peach
>>69171951
yeah subs make you high but just in a subtle way, they get good if you combine them with a benzo a drink or some weed
>>69171879
based
"he later reported it to the police" makes it sounds like he continued about his ferrari buying business and didnt call the cops until it suited him
Why aren't they taking the corners properly? This isn't doing jack shit.
Lads, we might actually need a NEW comfy thread...
That's not very comfy
>>69172166
Kroos needs more completed passes for his stats
>>69172206
page 4 mate we're good
gonna need one if theres penulties
This fucking ref is such a mong
Power hungry attentionqueen
>>69172206
see what page were on at the break
think im gona make a moscow mule
>>69172121
I'd love it if he bought a Ferrari as soon as the robbery was over so he could immediately drive after the robber and test the speed of his new car.
ONE
MORE
TIME
>ten o'clock news
>not at ten
news getting cucked by based football
Is there a single person on the planet that doesn't like daft punk?
I'd rather have anyone win properly. Pls no fucking penultimates.
>>69172479
WE'RE
>>69172516
They should have just got Gary to read the headlines in the studio. Alan Shearer could be the politics correspondent.
>>69172594
Plenty of contrarians out there desu.
>>69172666
The whole cup should just be a penalties to who gets 21 goals first.
fug
>>69172666
Last minute winner is the most fun.
But as a neutral I'm alright with penalties.
>>69172594
I hate that song, but I like other songs of theirs.
>tfw no Aerodynamic
that was close
>>69172479
Can you get any more pleb Hans? Step up.
Insigne with the winner lads
>>69172594
They are okay but nothing special desu
I like the song they did with kanye, stronger
>>69172848
thought it was muller
>>69172696
>someone doesn't have the same opinion as you
>is a contrarian
off urself bumbaclot
>>69172594
Back in 2012 when get lucky was being played constantly in every public place I disliked them desu
>>69172926
was that song really 4 years ago?
>Draxlel
>Schalke
>>69172855
Liking Daft Punk is as pleb as liking bread.
>>69172909
Being French and not liking Daft Punk is some next level contrarianism.
>>69172926
>tfw did get lucky on one night that summer
>>69172926
That is fair enough. Everything gets stale when spammed.
>>69172970
Jesus, well I won't be sleeping tonight
>>69172926
Sound of the summer mate
holy shit this fucking ref
whore
Very progressive of Italy to bring a dwarf on
>>69173075
they're hacks
>neuer
I only have 15 minutes of battery life left, if this game isn't ended by then I won't watch anymore of this tournament
>best goalkeeper in the world
>>69172906
i was draxler actually
>>69173292
you a robot mate? plug in for suck sake its not worth it
>>69173330
Were you?
>germany will lose penalties
>italy will lose to germany
One of these two could finally happen
>>69173347
actually made me laugh, based Irish potato
>all this drama
Jesus
>>69173367
kek my t has hiccups
>>69173431
the game has abandoned us, all we have left is each other
>>69173079
got lucky once in my life so far, right after I did I watched the news and saw that Thatcher was dead, was a good day
do some sexy goal Pelle i believe in you
>>69173512
they should just disband extra time and go straight to penals instead of letting us suffer
Buffon to save all 5 pens
My heart can't handle penalties
I don't want to be Boateng's neighbor anymore
Daft Punk are the kanye west (or beastie boys for our nostalgia lads) of electronic music. Literally shit
>>69173733
your gf does
zaza on for memes
These are gonna be some comfortable benuldies. I literally don't care who wins
>>69173782
bf*
>germany will lose penalties
>italy will lose to germany
One of these WILL FINALLY HAPPEN
>>69173766
all of those people are pretty good imo
At least we didn't lose.
Who are you supporting /yfmoc/?
Also
>penalties
>>69173766
Kanye West is a lot better than most shit-hop though
>>69173766
>he isn't INTERGALACTIC
Do penalties count as a victory for Germany? Does the curse stands regardless of result now?
>>69173847
Oh wait Germany has lost penalties before
nevermind
>Kanye
>shit
Modern day Beethoven 2bh
HAHA TIME FOR PENALTIES
pls Germany
>>69173877
Germany for ozil, I wanted to support Italy but I can't just choose these things
>>69173766
lel
oh yeah, you're not a contrarian at all
>>69173882
lol kys
>>69173877
Whoever loses to iceland.
I bet we 404 right in the middle of the shootout
>>69173877
Italy
All my money on Ozil and Muller missing
>>69174024
only page 5 mate
>>69173962
Don't stare at me like that.
>>69173877
I want Neur to lose, nothing else
>>69173965
i dont listen to music if it doesnt have gun sounds and police horns as introduction
>no baggio to miss one
italy got this
>Shearer tweeting and speaking on BBC One at the exact same time
>>69174151
I want Italy to win mostly for Buffon
Hey guys I spoke with Kek and asked if there was any meme magic left for tomorrow and he said these dubs would mean Iceland win on penalties
>>69174205
Patrician
>>69174251
It's almost as if twitter doesn't use you mouth
>>69174105
The thread could get flooded off th catalogue once the kids spam their meme btfo threads.
>>69173877
the only choice is Italy
inb4 someone gets their cock out in the crowd
Either way, it was a nice evening, see you for the Iceland match, lads. Stay comfy.
>>69174458
>ib4 it's Low
>>69174322
GRIMEY BLAD
new riddim ya bumbaclot
*loud horn*
>>69174458
There's already plenty of Italian faces showing
HOLY FUCK
HAHAHA
MEME WALK UP
MEME MISS
AHAHAHAHAHA
>zuzu
>that fucking run up
Gee who would've thought
>zaza
Conte confirmed for not being a tactical genius
>>69174205
>i dont listen to music if it doesnt have gun sounds and police horns as introduction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs
>bring a man on to take a pen
>he misses
Every fucking time.
>trotting like a horse
the memes are out in full force tonight
MULLER PTSD CONFIRMED
called it
>MULLER
Muller wtf man
>ozil still taking pens
Why
>muller will never score
Killing myself, goodbye.
>>69174488
Bye Kevin.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ARSE PLAYERS
I'm glad it's over.
THE COCKROACH'S ANTENNA ARE BROKEN
>ARSENAL
>>69174079
MONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEY
>Germany choking a pen series
What fucking world is this?
>shitsut shitzil
hahahahaha
>these penalties
>these pens
Pathetic
It's over.
my sides this shootout is fucking comical
This is the biggest meme shootout since Paraguay 2 Brazil 0
are they memeing ?
THAT MISS
AHAHAHAHA
>tiny single firework in the distnce can be heard
>pele
what the actual fuck
STOP CHOKING
STOP CHOKING
what a shitshow
NEUER
FUCKIING NEUER FUCKING HELL YES
SHITTING ON THE MEMERS
There you go French lad, you got your wish.
>PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER >PIG FUCKER
>the "elite"
What a save by neuer
>pigfucker
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>TIGER
WE MEMING GLOBAL NOW
Grnmoppopppff ebat the fuck is happening
>relying on schweinsteiger
this shit is just sad
>>69170929
YES
Jesus fucking christ how can everyone be so shit at penalties.
NO NOT HUMMELS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY CANT EVEN HIT A A NON MOVING GOAL FROM A STANDING BALL
THIS IS 10/10
What the fuck is this?
This is Sunderland vs United tier.
>this pen serie
goat shootout?
A FUCKING CHILD
At this rate we really might 404.
germany out
>>69175951
worst set of pens ive seen in a while
fun though!
THAT BAR
NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER
We need Jens Lehman
And suddenly everyone remembers how to shoot penalties.
>mfw Zaza wins it on his second pen
good plan conte
ITS GONNA BE NEUER VS BUFFON
>>69176033
>the city of you
And there we go
Congrats german
GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY GERMANY BEATS ITALY
fucking WEW LADS
in the end its a deserved win
thank god its over
Is there anything better than penalties in all of sports?
>Germanywinslol
>>69176349
he was talking about the semifinals
fuck
Awful penalties from us
prepare your arse germany. thos shit might pass against shitaly but you'll get the stick sooner or later
>>69176434
Game 7 overtime in hockey
>>69176400
considered a tie when it comes to penalty shootouts senpai
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