Headlines!
MIA:Fernandez plays hero with go-ahead double
TB:Steven Souza to rejoin Rays on Saturday
TEX:Desmond blasts game-winning homer in 10th
STL:Garcia goes eight innings in win over Brewers
DET:Victor Martinez blasts two three-run homers
DET:Michael Fulmer fans 10 in dominant victory
PHI:Odubel Herrera has jack and a bag in victory
SF:Denard Span (neck) scratched from lineup
SD:Maurer to get first crack at ninth inning
CLE:Tribe wins another on Santana bomb in 19th
SF:Buster Posey not in Giants lineup on Friday
TEX:Darvish (shoulder) to make rehab start Monday
Stop being racist against Japanese pls
We fucking love Ichiro and Otani will look good in pinstripes
The majority of Florida's state-run prisons ARE NOT air conditioned. All contracted prisons are air conditioned.
Most prison inmates live in dormitories not cells. Florida State Prison in Starke is the only Florida prison where all inmates live in single cells.
Most Florida inmates must serve a minimum of 85% of their sentences before release. Inmates released in December 2014 served an average of 85.2% of their sentences.
Florida prisons DO NOT have cable television. Inmates have access to a single, donated television in most of their day rooms that services about 75 inmates per dorm. Correctional Officers control the channels and remote. Death row inmates have 13-inch (donated or purchased) television sets in their cells.
mets
>tfw no elite closer
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/29207014/v881805483/sfari-belt-begins-a-clutch-double-play-in-the-9th/?game_pk=448070
>tfw elite infield defense
>>69146904
THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
AND I GOT MORE HITS THAN SADAHARU OH
Chris Sale is not even that good tbqhwyj
Salazer or Kluber are much better
>>69146919
I thought he was in jail in Ohio
>Edwin Diaz has K'd 7 of the last 8 batters faced, including Trumbo, Wieters, A. Jones, Machado, C. Davis. Last month he was pitching in AA.
i like him
>>69146959
You don't have to worry about Sale, he collapses in the second half of every season.
>>69146974
>striking out orioles
>>69146970
this is correct
Tigers
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWINDIANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhYUd7A1aGA
Will the Rays be good by 2020 when LeX gets out?
>>69147032
no, but they will have relocated to Montreal by then.
>>69147032
has about the same chance as lex having an unpopped cherry
>>69147074
more like unbopped cherry
>>69147032
they will literally be on their way to montreal by then
the rays lease at the trop runs to 2027 and sternberg is planning on selling the team within the next few years
the rasy have at most a decade left
Your Cleveland Indians MVP
>>69147131
>sternberg
you gotta be kidding.
Back to reality after a fun week desu
>>69147197
Maybe try not chimping out about every call that doesn't go your way or driving in a run when you load the bases 3 separate times? Just a thought.
we gritty now
>>69147279
You're clearly wrong, the umpires caused all of that
Who has worse fans on /sp/? >Doyers or >Rags?
>>69147386
rags easily
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
>>69147386
Red Sox
>>69147279
>They couldn't even score off Tommy "Homers" Hunter
>Jasy
>>69147464
>FYTH
For 2 innings!
Anyway, Windians streak likely ends today cause we'll have to either use AA prospect + bullpen, or Bauer convinces Tito that all those weird arm exercises he does means he can still do his start.
>>69147741
I agree tomorrow may be it for our beautiful streak. I think if a loss tomorrow is likely anyway, I'd prefer to use a minor league prospect and save Bauer from possible injury. He's had great outings and I want him to keep being great.
>>69146919
What'd I miss? What's all this about prisons?
>>69147837
Oh yeah, I was kidding about Bauer and he was already ruled out by Tito. Because there really aren't any options at Columbus (short rest, or Detwiler is on paternity leave) it's looking like it will be Shawn Morimando.
http://www.letsgotribe.com/2016/7/1/12086050/indians-set-franchise-record-for-consecutive-wins-in-epic-fashion#383225677
>>69148038
based jays kamikazed themselves to try and end the streak. if they somehow dont win tomorrow i will be very disappointed
>>69148092
That was pretty clever of them to hold back Estrada and pitch two position players, tbqh.
>detoilet about to fucking explode
>no thread
/sp/ is dead
>>69148206
I think it was more of a sacrifice really, or even a trade. Indians preferred yesterday's win to get 14 consecutive than tomorrow's. Jays have no preference.
>>69148248
What
>>69148280
Context?
>>69148289
idk some gas plant is blowing up
>>>/pol/79486875
Glad to see Darwin Barney blown the fuck out.
>>69148311
Thanks senpai
>>69148254
I don't think the 14 consecutive mattered all that much to them, even to set a franchise record. I think Tito would've done the same thing even if we lost the day before. It's all about getting a win today and worrying about tomorrow when you get there.
There were a few quotes on Bastian's twitter that touched on it.
>>69148331
Yeah you're probably right
>>69148280
I guess you could say Detriot's economy is really booming
>carlos.jpg
>Will the Astros make it past the wild card round, anon?
Rays fan here ama
>>69148248
>Went on >Twitter to check it out
>The "fire" tweets were talking about the Tiger bats
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>69147741
I doubt they'll bring up Plutko. It'll most likely be House since he's spent parts of the last two years as a spot starter anyway. Clevinger is another possibility. Maybe Detweiler if they really want to push the envelope. Gotta move somebody down though like Martinez.
>>69150217
not that bad
>>69150217
try this on for size pal
>>69150234
Plutko, House, and Clevinger all fall under short rest, so they're out. Detwiler is on paternity leave like I mentioned, so he's out too. Morimando was in Erie with the Rubberducks and he's on regular rest, but who knows if they'll throw him out there.
Olney just speculated it would be ZMac, which pls no I hope not.
https://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/status/749204636675039233
>>69146948
If it wasn't for this it would have been another BS from Casilla.
mest fans on suicide watch
>>69150722
Well...he was a starter.
>have to work this afternoon and won't be able to shitpost with the lads
>>69150722
>>69152487
>mfw ZMac steps on the mound and know the streak is over
>mfw 9 innings later he's thrown a complete game no-hitter
>>69153333
WITNESSED!
For anyone who needs the whole correlation theory behind being one of the hottest teams in baseball and having the worst attendance since about 2007, here ya go.
http://www.news-herald.com/sports/20140614/jim-ingraham-sorry-cleveland-indians-but-cleveland-is-a-football-town
>the fans would rather pack a stadium to watch their football team consistently shit the bed rather than pay to see their own team in another sport winning
Literally the state of Ohio in a nutshell. From Jr High to the professional level, football is king.
>Ben Revere walk-off
>fully expect the Giants to implode after the A's debacle
>instead the four minor leaguers literally carry the team
Huh.
>>69153559
The simple fact of the matter is that Baseball is less popular than football everywhere but the Northeast and Missouri (Baseball is top dog there). In a place like Ohio (especially Ohio, I'm pretty sure thats where the NFL started) it is very unlikely that a baseball team or a basketball team without Lebron James can be popular.
>>69153680
Yeah. I watched that game, all 14 innings of it. I'm as surprised as anyone..
>>69153798
I'm pretty sure Baseball is more popular than football in California. At least in the South and the Central Valley
>this triggers the canucks
>>69153559
This is true, but they went to games all the time in the 90s, attendance only soured post-2002 or something like that. I think it's a combination of economy and disgust with the FO wanting to play moneyball and not keep a team together despite having good prospects. They got so used to bad product (excepting 2005, 07, and 08, when they were at least on the map) that they just couldn't stomach it, which is why they've been hesitant to come even when Tito came.
Meanwhile, Monday's game is sold out. The Cavs have a lot to do with that because the curse is reversed and people genuinely believe again, but at the end of the day it all comes down to having a good team. Call it fair-weather or depressed, but when teams aren't competitive they don't sell tickets, it's not hard to understand. I'm glad the Indians are back though.
>>69153798
Oh I know. I've grown up with it. Know of several guys who had some amazing talent on the diamond, but the parents always pulled them away from it and over to the gridiron with visions of their kid playing at The Ohio State University and being drafted by the Steelers.
>>69153887
The Browns didn't exist from 1996 until 1999. Not to mention Jacobs Field was brand new and the teams were in contention for the WS and going deep in the playoffs. Once the Browns came back and the fans were willing to give it a chance, they moved back away from the Tribe, put away the Wahoo caps and broke out the old Orange and Brown.
>>69153841
I'm pretty sure the order in Cali is Basketball being king with Baseball and Football constantly fluctuating between 2nd and 3rd
>>69154078
At least where I live, there were no basketball fans up until last year. The Giants were kings and had been for the past seven or eight years. I'm not sure the balance right now but I would seriously doubt that the anybody outdoes the Giants or the Dodgers atm.
Are the Indians going to win the next 4 then drop 1 to go 18-1?
>>69153772
Playing against these sub 500 teams is like playing against minor league teams.
>>69154257
Well, it wouldn't be QUITE the same but it'd be good for a laugh
>>69154367
No matter what happens this season, the Giants are going to win the World Series.
ALCS will probably be Red Sox/Indians. Ortiz is having a good year and carrying the team in his final year.
>>69154257
Nah, looking bleak today due to the spot starter. Gonna have to try and out hit the Jays. Both teams were awful yesterday with RISP.
>>69154456
>looking bleak today
That was before Cavs won the title. Keep your hopes up. Cleveland is a different beast now.
>>69154439
Eh, maybe
>>69154456
Z-Mac starting today
>>69147197
>talk shit to the ump at every AB
>shocked when you get tossed
>>69154886
Ladies and Gentlemen, returning to his starter form...ZACH McCALLISTER!!!!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE HARDCORE EXCITEMENT OF A 92 MPH FASTBALL WITH NO MOVEMENT?
HOW ABOUT A CURVEBALL WITH A WICKED 3 INCH BREAK?
BE AMAZED BY THE CHANGE UP THAT DOESN'T CHANGE!!!!
>>69155019
Would replacing him with a pitching machine do better than him starting?
>>69154439
Ortiz was never a good player, I can tell by his skin color.
>>69155166
Its entirely possible.
>>69155019
O/U 4 IP for Zach?
>>69155166
At least this way, they can keep Michael Martinez and his odd hair, which I imagine has to play hell with a pitcher's mental state.
>>69155250
Over, Tito will ride him into the 6th or 7th no matter the outcome to save the rest of his bullpen, I figure. Then you'll see Shaw, and depending on the situation, Allen if winning, Otero/Manship/Joba if losing.
>>69155334
I say he's going to give up 5 runs in the first and be out by the third lol.
>>69155425
He may give up 5 runs, but with the game going as long as it did yesterday and exhausting the whole bullpen, I find that they'll be hard pressed to go deep into it again. ZMac IS their long reliever, so aince they didn't make a move for depth in the pen or rotation, they almost have to leave him in.
>>69155507
They DFA'd Martinez and brought up Morimando, so Tito's got a 9-man pen and a 2-man bench
Its almost time for the All Star break
Update your Post Em Rosters
>>69156005
>>69156133
lol that's pretty good anon
>>69154232
I'm pretty sure overall throughout the entire state basketball edges out
Cusb are getting out meme'd again this weekend. Will their /sp/ turnout be just as pathetic?
>>69156398
How? The Kings suck dick, the Lakers have been declining for years, and the Warriors have only extremely recently started winning.
>>69156508
Hey don't ask me, shit happens. Just like the original example, the Browns suck dick and the Indians are really good but football is far more popular in Ohio
>Zach Mcallister starting
Well it's been a fun ride.
I was reading Justin Turner's wiki and saw the name Ryan Freel... I had not idea that he killed himself.
>>69156691
>Just as he hit bottom, his mother took all of his guns away from him. Or so she thought. His final words to anyone before taking his own life came in a text message to his mom: “you forgot one.”
>>69156791
Jesus fucking Christ...
>>69156791
bantz til i die
>>69156791
Edgy
>>69157030
>>69156791
seriously, top bantz there.
>>69155334
ZMac starting today?
He better fuckin hold the Jays to 2 runs or less.
>>69156669
Imagine the bantz if you win
>>69157552
Imagine if Toronto had left Goins in for another inning and they won.
>>69157552
I'll suck my own dick if the tribe wins and he gets the W. Screencap this.
Nothing will stop the Tribe from winning 21 in a row.
That record will be ours. Fuck Oakland.
>Aruba Today
kek
>>69157801
Well, they did have to DL him today after just the 1 inning.
https://twitter.com/BlueJays/status/749260518930714624
>>69158032
Youtube it.
>>69158181
>pitch one inning
>15 day DL.
>lost game anyway
get your shit together Canada.
>3-0 count
>Look at strike 1
>Foul for strike 2
>Foul for strike 2
>Strikeout
>page 7
Fucking disgusting
>>69160932
>>69160932
>>69160932
Rangers vs Twins
>tfw your prospect calvary all die when trying to make it up to the show
>Navarro DH
My god does this org have depth issues or what?
>>69161604
Cavalry. Calvary is where Jesus died.
>>69161648
Press f to pay respects
>>69161648
Well shit. That would actually explain some of the churches I see with that name.
Sorry newfag to this sport here
What's the difference between a closer and a relief pitcher?
>>69161735
Did you think they were training an army or something?
>>69161740
all closers are relievers but not all relievers are closers
all eagles are birds but not all birds are eagles.
>>69161740
Closers work close games for the final inning
>RAGS
>>69146904
Sadaharu Oh is a faggot. Literally fixing baseball to keep his records
>>69153559
great fan base when the team got good, coinciding with the new stadium (old one was build in 1930). also helped that the Browns left a hiatus. the team had decent attendance through the 2000s. But the Dolans are viewed as cheap by the fanbase. The develop talent and then let them walk in FA or traded in anticipation of walking, while the front office played moneyball. I'm glad they have Tito. I'm still surprised he signed up to manage the Tribe
>R
>A
>G
>S
>rags
My captcha was a waffle in the shape of Texas
>>69160977
Don't worry, the Yuroshit povertyball tournament will be over soon enough
>>69166733
>by the Minnesota T___s
>rags
what are the odds on astros taking the AL west lead by all star break?
I'll gladly put $100 on it
Rajai Davis has hit for the cycle in the 9th
Its over
The collapse has begun the Rangers have been getting lucky too much and too often and its caught up with them and my hubris with my postings didn't help I must self mutilate myself to atone for my sins
me on the left
>17 runs for the Twins
>Max Kepler has 7 RBIs
literally what
>getting beat 17-4 in the 6th by the t___ks
holy shit just rag things lmao
I rarely join in on this autism, but I think this situation fully deserves a
>rags
>>69168292
Just one of those games
THE INDIANS ARE COLLAPSING
IT'S OVER
twinks for some reason love running up the score when they blow teams out. i remember last year or the year before they would drop 20 runs on detoilet routinely
>>69166733
What are the
>rags?
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no windians
>windians streak snapped
>rags BTFO
What else can happen to make this day better?
>>69168019
why is t.c. such an autist
>>69169107
the Cubs getting meme'd on by Bartolo Colon
>>69169107
this guy gets btfo:
I train with Pilates in the offseason and in-season on a daily basis. Pilates gets my body into a position where I'm activated, I'm loose and I'm ready to go as soon as I step out onto the field. It aids my warm-up process; it gets me much more ready for the day of activity than any other type of warm-up ever has. And the amount of core strength that I've built with Pilates and hamstring strength and hip mobility and mobility in my shoulders and my spine -- those are all things that directly correlate with what I have to do on the field.
I kind of brought Pilates to the Cubs. I went to Ricketts, Jed, Theo, and I told them this is our way to be innovative. In five to 10 years, every clubhouse in baseball is going to be doing this. I think at first a lot of guys were skeptical. But as time has gone by, the amount of guys that are taking part in either a morning routine of Pilates or an afternoon session is pretty high. I'd say there's been 15-20 guys that are actively using Pilates. And they are all seeing the added benefit.
>>69168860
>DRAGS
>losedians
>>69169359
This kind of shit makes it so obvious he's juicing. It's always some meme shit they pin their success on. I hear he's laid back 'I'm better than you' tone as I read it too
Fuck, I can't stand this douchebag
>>69170263
>>69169359
You ain't trying if you ain't cheating / juicing.
>>69170514
Kinda, and unfortunately a large portion of the league is I'm sure. I was just pointing it out
>>69169107
>>windians streak snapped
Now that I can finally stop shitposting at rags fags, do you guys seriously think that'll last? We'll come back tomorrow and win and then go and sweep Detriot when we're back home? Constructive criticism accepted from non-rags
>>69170913
Nah the jays will win tomorrow and split the series.
>>69169798
>rags
>one bad game out of the season for the Rangers is winning game 7 of the world series for /mlb/
Really makes me think
>>69169359
you could literally replace every instance of the word "Pilates" with "steroids" and it would make perfect sense
you can't make it up senpai
>tfw your team has 51 wins but you're still scared
>>69171306
>regular season success and never winning a world series is like winning game 7 of the world series for >rags fans
hmmm.. really makes you think..
>>69171644
So wait, youre telling me the rangers have never won a world series?
>>69171644
>the injuns have as many eries wins as the four top expansion teams
dam son, what a shit franchise the injuns are tqhwyf
>>69171644
>>69171741
>living in the past
Really makes me think
>>69169798
this post made me lel for some reason
Wait so you're telling me that there is literally zero (0) Bluejays fans on /sp/ that have seen their team play in a World leader series? That's kinda sad but it really makes you think...
>>69172101
>>69171641
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHVCRVbhmEW/?hl=en
RIP in peace, Popeye the horse.
Press F to pay respects.
>>69172369
who the fuck posts a picture of a dead horse on instagram
jesus
>>69172101
>in the history of baseball, the entire state of Texas has four (4) World Series games total
>fucking Canada has won more World Series games than Texas
>>69172446
shitskins
>>69172446
Carlos Martinez tweeted a pic of Oscar Taveras' corpse
>RANGERS
The Lastros are really going to cùck the rags by the end of the season, aren't they?
>>69166733
>17-5 against the worst team in the majors
R A G S
A
G
S
>>69172446
If I had a dead horse I'd post too.
>>69172446
Johnny Cueto
>>69172573
>mfw looking up the picture
royals phillies
>>69173375
>>69173375
>>69173375
jv pls bb
Is this the greatest game thread of the year?
>>69160932
mr. underrated
>>69173767
Yeah, because "rags" isn't super overused and dumb now
>RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
17
>Just got home from work
Fugg! Oh well, GG Jaybros, seemed like another intense one.
>Time for another win streak!
Where did all this obsession with the Rangers comes from?
>>69173767
It's fucking up there
Need some webms stat
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
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>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
>>69173767
>45 posts
Great """""fan"""""base you got there, >rags
>>69174627
Apologize
>>69174627
When you guys became cocky cunts and started to lose to mediocre and awful teams in utterly embaressing ways
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69175501
Good job reacting exactly the way the guy wanted you to react. Now you are going to constantly have the Rangers on your mind. You now care what happens to the Rangers more so over your own team.
Guess thats not a bad thing maybe, just makes the Rangers the most popular team on /mlb/ i guess
verlander on goat alert
THEY UNIRONICALLY LOST FIVE TO SEVENTEEN
>THEY UNIRONICALLY LOST FIVE TO SEVENTEEN
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What's with the Rangers hate, seemingly out of no where?
>>69176523
for what reason, dare I ask?
>>69174627
ONE
>>69177026
Apologize
>>69160932
>>69160932
>>69160932
>>69160932
>>69160932
APOLOGIZE NOW
>>69176192
I literally had no idea the Rangers lost so badly until I saw a guy post >RAGS alongside the results. I stopped paying attention to the rags the second they left Yankee Statium
>>69177180
STRIKE
>>69177699
AWAY
>>69177900
TWICE
TWICE
TWICE
TWICE
TWICE
When does soccer end? Holy shit this is awful.
can't spell sour grapes without rags
>>69177560
congrats you aren't an autist then
>>69173449
Slid hard by soccer fags. Thread is achived.
>>69172446
Come on guys, there's no need to beat this thing to death.
>Brandon McCarthy returns tomorrow
>>69178348
there were like 20 posts last night anyway. just gonna take a day off from game thread i guess
>>69178348
Kek, where are Roylels fags now?
>>69178387
>5 era in rehab
lol enjoy your new pitcher doydoys
>17 runs
>to the twinks
rip gamethread
hello I just came here to join in on the
>rags
>>69178352
terrible post
>>69178478
We are here but Euro cup fags are making threads for every little thing. The hot pockets are letting it happen too. The Phillies fans have no banter.
new royals thread when
>>69178803
It gets slid. Soccer fags making threads faster than we can post.
Verlander got these niggas butthurt
>>69178903
Euros are over for the day
>>69160932
^ THIS thread will go down in infamy. The Rangers were zooming into the playoffs, and then Mazara had to go completely autistic and assault /mlb/ for no reason.
KEK could not allow this and he punished the >RAGS for their dumbfuckery.
The >ragsfags were given EVERY OPPORTUNITY to apologize for their ways. Instead they ignored the call and then outright claimed they should not apologize!
This will go down as the curse that broke the Texas Rangers. It will take years to amend this.
>>69177625
>>69178088
>>69178518
>>69178552
Every time >RAGS is posted the curse increases. It is now too late to apologize to save their season. KEK has willed this.
>>69179121
But the shitposting has only begun
>>69176523
>>69179043
>it's another "no-hitter after 5!!!!!" false-alarm episode
>>69179315
that gif made me lol irl
saved
>>69179043
>when posers attempt to break the bat over their thigh and fail
>>69179121
And?
This anon >>69179169 said it right.
guys please post in my germany rags thread
please
>>69179446
>not breaking it over your head
>>69179466
Then I will shitpost about the game here
>>69179446
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/0/v34351069/chc-wsh-harper-cannot-break-his-bat-after-strikeout
Never gets old.
>>69179738
That's my plan as well.
>>69179774
Lol
>>69172820
Why is he so lovable?
Why are phillies fans so fat?
Good hit Cuthbert. Now Esky needs to not suck cock like he does normally.
>>69179933
Because he is fat.
>>69180042
Not watching the game, how fat we talking here?
;^)
>>69179446
http://m.mlb.com/video/v654775583/sfcin-samardzija-strikes-out-breaks-bat-over-leg/?query=samardzija+breaks+bat
>when alphas break the bat in one go
>>69180179
At least that size
>>69180179
Let me put it this way. I am surprised the ball doesn't veer upward and gain momentum as it heads towards home. There appears to be two small planetoids behind the plate in the stands.
BASED DUFFY
DANNY DUFFY ABSOLUTELY BTFO RETARDED NATIONAL LEAGUE RULES
>>69180507
reported, that's just sick
>>69180507
lol I fucking love this picture
#thecardinalsway
>>69179933
Because he looks like he's having fun and relaxed when he plays. I just hope he's ready to roll for the playoffs too...
Letting Duffy get a hit. Gg ninny leauge
>>69180677
oh he will be "ready" dont worry
>>69180677
Just make sure your catcher keeps his glove wide open or Cueto will be shit
>getting walked off by the yankees twice means nothing
>we'll crush the Twins
>17 FUCKING RUNS BY THE 4TH INNING
>RAGS