FUCK IT, I can't wait any longer
thoughts? predictions?
(You)
>>69145596
We are sleeping m8, wait for another hour at least
0-0
Italy 4-3 on pens
>>69145596
Germany is going to destroy us sadly
>>69145641
learn to use the catalog, faggot
>>69145596
Italy wins 1-0 after 120 minutes of German domination. Goal scored at minute 118 in a corner kick.
>>69145596
italy will spill their spaghetti
digits confirm
>>69145596
Italy 4-3 Germany
Bloodbath incoming !
repeating integers and italia wins it 3-2
all goals in the first half
>>69146051
>we
good morning luigi
Last 2 digits are the final score
>>69146318
>implying
This is the true final, right here.
Winner takes all.
And it will be Italy.
>>69146127
fuck you
I'm that anon who put money down for Spaghetti Land to win it all one week prior to start
>still haven't cashed out
>pay out way to good to pass up
If I chimp out, and Italy retains their spaghetti, I would never forgive myself. But it's last call. Cash out? Stay in?
Ive lost sleep over this shit. I could potentially cash out after a based Soaghetti buffet. I don't know what to think anymore.
>captcha fucking impossible when hammered
I'm from the future.
Italy will win 3-1 and this post is the >>69146588
2-1 Germany, even though I wouldn't be surprised if Italy pulled it off against them once again. Can't wait to wake up, have my Tim Horton's coffee and watch this beauty of a match.
FORZA ITALIA
>>69146588
What the fuckkkkk
Normal prediction: Germany
Euros prediciton: Italy in penalties
>>69146588
fucking Incan meme magic
>>69145596
COME ON ______
>>69146668
Oh yah! Beauty eh?
Deutschland 5-2
2-1, Italy scores in extra time, I get to see sad germans on /sp/ but not on the field because those fucking "germans" on that team don't feel anything
>>69146588
DELETE THIS
Germany will win, i saw it in my dream
>>69146588
HAPPENING
>>69146769
I don't get it. What's the point of just standing near some attractive women and having your photo taken?
>>69146588
el scriptANO
I'm smelling Germany destruction
Wouldn't be surprised with a 5-0 desu even though I love the Italians
Would love if if Italy won though
>>69145596
>only three stars
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69147041
go back to ayy
>>69145596
fixed. sick paint.net skills in the morming yo.
>>69146588
MEME MAGIC, BOYS AND GIRLS
>>69147086
you could've at least used the left star
>>69147086
if germany collects enough stars they'll put them all around the symbol and then it'll morph into the european flag.
i see now their evil plan.
PO PO PO POPO POOOO POOOOO
![Antonio+Conte[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yAiZdD1.jpg "Antonio+Conte[1].jpg")
>>69146588
>got his own post number
>also got dubs
>88
Meme power is on our side!
Best game of the tournament.
Italy has been the best team to watch but they'll lose against germany.
>>69146588
>script
Fucking Inca fuck just cursed italy
I don't follow football but i feel like we stand no chance. We only beated belgium struggling and getting like 5 yellows, while even fucking wales effortlessly owned belgium
>>69146588
welp good thing i dont have to watch this semen slurp, thanks Peru.
Deutschland 3:0 Italien
LET ME DREAM
>>69146588
3-1 it is
Italy get 7-1'd.
We have no chance. Memes won't save us this time.
>>69146565
Don't cash out, man.
>>69146588
>>69146588
>>69146588
0:0
>>69147770
>88
>meme power for italy
Guys should I buy bloodborne or Call of duty bo3 for ps4?
>>69148225
Bloodborne, or you a casual?
>>69148212
Surely you can't be saying that it's for Netherlands, now, is it?
>>69148236
CoD is my guilty pleasure. Plus Im jusy itching to anger some people online. I just finished ng+ for Dark Souls 3 and am interested in Bloodborne but I only have enough money for 1
i don't care if we play italy or iceland. i think we should be able to beat every opponent. i just don't want the ride to end early /sp/
you CANNOT tell me
>>69145596
Hope they will stop when they are on 5-0, but knowing the Germans will not stop. they can't enjoy the victory, they only enjoy the annihilation of the opponent
dont get hype it will be another boring 1:0
Let it be a 120 minutes slaughterfest with a bunch of cards so that we can have a chance to beat whoever wins in the semis.
>>69148443
>implying you'kll win against iceland
your team is shit
>>69148485
It's not England tier shit though. Iceland goes home tomorrow night.
>>69148098
Pretty much this
>>69146082
>>69146668
>>69146988
>>69147043
>>69147925
>>69148098
>>69148284
>italian fans trying this hard not to jinx themselves
you all know that you will be up 2-0 in the first half from counter attacks. then it is bus parking time and on to the semi finals.
Bonucci will score after a corner.
Giacc will score after a counter attack, he cuts inside in the name of Robben and blasts it in.
Germany pulls to 2-1 in 83' with pushing the Gomez button
>>69146588
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>69148509
Yes. Your one.
>>69148513
>half of the team is injured
W-we are trying to not jinx ourselves guys!
>>69148550
Come again Luigi?
>>69145596
This will either be the most entertaining game yet
or
Italy parks the bus for 90 minutes and scores 1 goal during overtime.
>>69148513
>BBC already got yellow card
If we win this, we're screwed anyway
>>69148589
I don't think his name is Luigi.
we got this
>>69145596
I predict that one of these 2 teams will pass through to the next match.
And there will be a terrorist attack
>>69146082
oh, I think they'll do it happily
>>69147770
>not naming it wryyyy.jpg
you had one job
>>69148513
> Italy team full of injuries
>alredy tired from the SPain game while Germany walked on Slovakia
>reigning world champion
>Germany is the most in form team in the tournament
>have by far a moretalented lineup
>Low alredy lost once and wont commit the same errors
it's not jinxing it, it's just being realistic
>>69146588
It's all over
>>69148879
/THREAD
>>69146588
DELETE THIS
GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ
FORZA ITALIA!!!!
>>69148879
Twice, actually. Löw was assistant coach 2006, and its said that he was the actual mind behind everything back then already, which is quite believable considering Klinsmann is a fraud.
>>69146588
what have you done. You are messing with forces you cannot comprehend.
Now because of you germany will win 3-1
>>69148879
sadly this
gg germany
With Neuer and Buffon being the two best goalkeepers in the world at the moment, i predict a 0-0 and many penalty rounds.
Hold me I'm scared.
Why isn't candreva playing ?
>can't decide between pizza and beer or sausages and red wine
life should not be this hard
>>69145596
Because this is how football works.
>>69149074
Candreva is kill
Germany is too strong, Italy has no chance sadly.
>>69149063
i like how Neuer and Buffon have nothing but respect for each other
I feel like Conte is overdoing it by hyping up Germany, and it feels forced and like mind-games, but you know that Buffon actually has legit admiration for Neuer, and the other way round
>>69149095
What happened to him?
>>69149101
jesus christ this is pure cringe
>>69149101
>that fucking fish
Soon
>>69146082
Nop. You'll kill them. Full faith in you mafiabro.
>>69149074
Injured
>>69149101
>schiappuccino
kek
>>69149102
You've got to respect a man who still pays international football at 38 not because you don't want to get rid of an old symbol or mascot (see Cesar at the las WC), but because he is so good, you can't find a better, younger replacement.
And on the other hand, results speak for themselves. Neuer is a reimforced anti-blast door on your goalcage, and possibly the best goalkeep of his generation.
>>69149083
Pizza and beer is a classic
>>69149113
got injuried against Sweden, force to try to come back for Spain and now he should be out for all the Euro
>>69148879
>Germany
>have by far a moretalented lineup
You mistyped Portugal, Super Mario.
>>69149101
>Kroostini
>>69149193
Only Ronaldo and Pepe might have a chance to start for Germany
>>69145596
Well, in recent games the underdog unexpectedly won anyway, so I think we actually stand a chance this time around.
>>69148588
>>69148879
you have all your center backs and buffon. germany won't be able to penetrate your defence, will try to push with their entire team and you will catch them in a counter attack.
They better have a minute of silence for Bud Spencer.
I hope we win and break the curse. But both teams are great and I would have no problem still seeing Italy play some games.
>>69149101
sadly, i had to laugh at some of those
kill me
Italy for the memes desu
VELOCE VELOCE VELOCE
CAMBIO
>>69149378
I wish they'd have a goal celebration that's a Hill/Spencer style punch scene. With "Flying through the Air" playing.
>>69149426
VELOCEEEEEEEEE
Shit day. Sadly >we will lose today. Germany 1-0 late goal
>>69149237
>current world champion
>underdog
>>69149247
Defending is not just a matter of CBs and not even just a matter of defensive players. De Rossi is not just better at stealing the ball he also has good vision and passing, along with experience. Sturaro is a guy that never plays for Juve and cant make a vertical pass to save his life
>>69149168
is there really no young talented italian goalkeeper btw?
>le epic false modesty
Fuck off back to plebbit
>>69149462
We have a lot actually, we even have another Gianluigi. It's just that actual Gigi is too good and has tons of international experience
>only 8 1/2 bongs to go
>>69149488
+ he's used to playing with Bonucci, Chiellini and Barzagli in front of him
>>69149488
yeah no i get why he is playing and all but i mean you gotta have a plan B for when he dies during a game one day
I have this feeling that we can defeat Italy today
>>69149495
Haven't been that hyped for a game since the beginning of the Euro.
>>69149509
Perin, Consigli, Sportiello, Donnarumma, Scuffet (what happened to him btw). Are all good young keepers. Conte preferred to bring the more experienced Sirigu tho. Perin whould have been in france if his knee didnt blow up
>>69145596
Who else /forza italia/ here lads?
>>69149509
It's the same problem Bayern faced after losing Kahn.
>>69149527
it's unironically not even that unrealistic. the only way >we can lose is 1. by löws ridiculous meme tactics 2. by choking harder than ever before
>>69149546
never heard of those but i guess that doesn't mean anything
>PREDICTION
a tunnel is approaching
>>69146588
wow the traffic is so big here at 7:30
>>69149560
Never think you'll pick up an easy win against italy
Who should a neutral australian chelsea fan support?
Conte or Schurrle?
>>69149560
>yfw Götze will be starting
>yfw Höwedes will be starting
>>69149560
You really can win this time. The only thing you need to watch out for is our defence
>>69149606
never said it was easy
>>69149578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXCidaHnK4
literally the next Gianluigi
>>69149546
>Scuffet (what happened to him btw)
he had a loan spell in Serie B to gain some experience
he was pretty shit, but he was in the worst team of the league (my club btw)
this after he refused to move to Atletico to warm the bench behind Oblak
>>69146588
Nice script
hello
i want to watch this match with italian commentary. does anyone know of an italian streamsite
>>69149634
i actually don't like all those jewtube compilations but looks good fampai
i really like the first one, he seems to be fearless
>>69149694
Yeha youtube compilitans are always biased of course, it was just so you know him. The guy is 17 y/o btw
>>69149694
he is, which is good thing to some extent but also means he's still unexpierenced
guess it's to be expected from a 17 year old
>>69149634
>17 years old
>>69149560
3 by buffon catching neuer way out of the net and scoring a goal
>>69149688
maccheronitube.it
>>69149688
I dont know if it works in countries other than italy, but if you go on rai.tv and click on "dirette tv" it should stream the match
if it doesn't work try using an Italian proxy
>>69149737
He was 16 until March
>>69149728
>>69149735
>>69149737
>17
really makes you sad, huh?
>>69149798
that's just ridiculous. Also nobody would believe him if he was black
>>69149795
>>69149772
Thanks m8s, ill try those.
>>69149622
won't be watching if that's the case
who am I kidding, I'll watch it anyway but still
>>69149806
>you'll never be a 196 cm tall 16 y/o starting for Milan
>>69149820
>that's just ridiculous
Yes, although he did make a lot of mistakes in that compilation.
>Also nobody would believe him if he was black
True,but that is because African teams have a history of lying about their age
>>69149798
>>69149737
>>69149735
he was a few months old when buffon was playing his first euro
>tfw BVB fan and secretly hoping Germany loses because there are no BVB-players but have to act cheerful for Germany when I watch the game in the evening
>>69149886
typical shareholder right there
>>69149897
No I am the same.
t. Gladbachanon
>>69149886
>there are no BVB-players
but anon there's Hummels!
>>69149886
but anon there's Weigl!
>>69149934
Yeah.
And Ginter, Weidenfeller and Großkreutz are also World Champions, r-right?
>>69149897
No lol
>>69149923
For two days now, he is officially a Bayern-player.
>>69149886
>3 Schalker, 2 of them actually playing
>1 Dortmunder sitting on the bench
really makes you think
>>69149950
>3
scatch that, i still think Draxler is at Schalke
>tfw flying to Berlin next Friday
I hope Germany wins so I won't have to face grumpy Germans. It's not like there's many of them in Berlin anyways.
>>69150005
Don't worry you won't face any Germans in Berlin.
>>69149962
Wolfsburg m8
>>69150005
beware of all the literal shit on the pavement. better watch out. not even kidding. there is shit fucking EVERYWHERE and i'm not talking about the roaches either
>>69149949
i was trying to be cheeky
>>69146588
you shouldn't mess with black meme magic you know, you will be the death of us all!
>>69150029
i noticed
you did well
>>69145596
>americans
>>69149949
>And Ginter, Weidenfeller and Großkreutz are also World Champions, r-right?
yes
>>69149923
no he is a traitor
>>69150025
Don't worry mate, I'm used to see shit and piss everywhere: I'm moving to Paris afterward and I've been there plenty of times.
>>69150005
You are flying to Berlin, there are no Germans.
And the few there are do not watch football and weigh 50kgs.
Which team is the safest bet? I have a spare ~300 usd, but I haven't seen much of their performances, except for the Italy vs Spain match
>>69150161
Draw FT
Italy AET
>>69150161
There is no safe bet because this is a potential final match.
Bet on draw Fulltime if you really need to.
>>69149083
I'm having a nice pizza and home-made (by me) beer right before the match
>>69146588 deserved it
Hoping fora exciting match but instead we probably get some 90 mins of boredom followed by a measly goal just so the tedioum finally stops
>>69150208
I guess the best bet for a neutral spectator would be Italian pizza and German beer, right?
However, this Frenchie might consider Italian sausage and German wine :^)
I guess we will lose this match, so what? It's expected and I just hope the Italians won't be too cruel
>>69150161
Bet it on France tomorrow.
>>69149101
>german humour
>>69148796
so this is how Italians look like
>>69150474
Of course, they are 100% pure Italian breed. They are the closest representation of what Italians are from both a cultural and aesthetic point of view.
Don't even need to visit Italy, watch a documentary, read a book about it. Just watch Jersey Shore. That's what we are.
Amirite guys?
>>69150586
you are right, guy
>>69150586
>Don't even [...] watch a documentary [...]. Just watch Jersey Shore.
I always thought Jersey Shore was a documentary
>>69150586
You guys are usually so chill. Is that really what triggers italians? Jersey Shore?
Nobody thinks they are an accurate representation of Italians.
Most germans in particular have someone like Bud Spencer or Berlusconi in mind.
>>69150586
lol dude, dont be a salty bitch with those nazis!, you are so cringe
Whom should I root for?
>>69150763
me me me me me
I have a feeling it's going to be The Battle of Teutoburg Forest revisited. A massacre of epic proportions.
I believe in you big bro
>7 hours until we get BTFO
>>69150654
he's just being a memer, Italians differ greatly from region to region, only the worst terroni are kinda similar to those guys
>>69150654
i can't speak for everyone but i get triggered by muh heritage fags pretty easily
if you can't speak italian you're not italian, simple as that
I prefer Italy to Germany, but watching Germany lose to Iceland is too good to pass up.
>>69151026
I have relatives in Apulia. Sadly I don't have much contact to the Italian side of my family anymore. Is that a nice area?
I always heard Southern Italy is sort of shit
>>69150763
me me me me me
>>69149634
>17
>1.96m tall
>already playing for milan
dio porco shit like this destroys my self esteem
>>69151075
Or Wales beating us.
There is something nice about Wales beating both Belgium and Germany in the Brexit year.
italy have literrally 0 (zero) chance to win this time, its impossible
germany have 7 good reason to win and out mom can't save this time
its over, germany won
NEW LOGO ALERT
1 MINUTE IN PAINT
If Bogateng scores and does that Memetolli pose I won't vote for the AFD.
>>69151076
I never went there so i cant tell you much, but they a beatiful seaside. I know a guy tha is from there and he's alright
>>69151071
Brazil, Argentina and the US are all more Italian than Italy itself. This image proves it.
>>69151118
>>69151225
>This image proves it.
it says there are less Italians there tho????
>>69151249
What did they mean by this?
>Fuck German media, always ruining everything
>>69150586
Calm down Gianluca.
>>69151076
If they are from Taranto are probably all dead now thanks to Ilva.
>>69151308
23 + 17 + 16 = 56
56>55
>>69151225
>muh heritage
>>69151309
It's just shitty bantz.
I'm really hyped already, probably the two best teams of the tournament facing each other.
We can pull it this time!
>>69151249
but why
>>69151451
why? they habe 7 (seven) good reason to beat us this time!
>>69151122
>stars inside the logo
why would italy do this?
>>69151525
faggots not allowed ITT
>>69151525
what if Italy wins?
>>69151520
Because we are dumb, that Logo is fine but i'd like the stars outside
tfw 0:0
fuck this gay earth
>>69149426
VELOCEEEEEEEEE
>>69149426
VELOCEEE VELOCEEEEEEEE
>>69151525
>>69151609
>anime
>crossdressing faggot
What a surprise.
>>69151525
>>69151609
Just a friendly reminder that anime is a mental illness, literally worse than pedophilia or at least the gatweay to it.
Weebs are pedophiles in denial or pedophiles-to-be.
Italy to win then get beat by Iceland in the semi pls
>>69151636
>game is taken to penalties
>"Germany never loses on penalties" blessing outweighs "Germany always loses to Italy" curse
>Germany wins
I am okay with this. Sounds more believable than actually winning against Italy.
>>69151525
Hot
>>69151687
Just a friendly reminder that celebrity obsession is a mental illness, literally worse than pedophilia or at least the gatweay to it.
You creeps are pedophiles in denial or pedophiles-to-be.
>>69151671
FUCK OFF THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>69151368
that doesnt make any of them more than Italian tho, you cant sum them it doesnt make sense
>>69151731
being German is a mental illness 2bh
>>69151735
A blue balls board
>>69151703
>"Germany never loses on penalties"
Forgetting 1976?
Also your U-20 side lost to fucking Mali in last year's WC.
>>69151735
Blue balls more like.
>>69151703
What if we beat you ON the penalties? Seems like the surprise in the history of television
>>69151768
>Also your U-20 side lost to fucking Mali in last year's WC.
>caring about the U-20
Obsessed
wurst out
>>69150586
don't be an idiot. There's plenty of guys who look exatly like that
>>69151755
>>69151778
No. Expect that post to janny'd soon.
You brought this on yourselves.
>Muhheritage bowl
>>69151768
I want you to name 10 players in the U-20 German side. If you do you are truly the GOAT in autism. If not it just proves how little the U-20's mean.
>>69151671
that's a big donger
>>69151744
I think his argument is that most of Italians on this planet are not living in Italy.
And can't you vote in italian elections via letter? I know I always get letters telling me I could vote.
>>69151792
Just saying. Better hope that those lads don't bring those chokes to the senior side.
Wouldn't be surprised if Italy beat you on penalties to continue the curse, although I was expecting it to occur in a 3rd place playoff.
Italia wins, if you know what I mean?
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>>69151026
>Italians differ greatly from region to region
don't listen to this guy.
He's just some poor sap with an inferiority complex trying to delude himself that he's actually pure aryan and germanic.
>>69151846
Italian diaspora was a mistake
>>69151880
Why do you have this picture
>>69151899
kek my thoughts exactly
>>69151870
>Just saying. Better hope that those lads don't bring those chokes to the senior side.
They won't, I'm confident in that, and also not everyone gets into the senior team. From our current junior squad I think only Schulz, Dahoud, Schwäbe will play for the NT.
>>69151867
he said that those countries are more Italian, wich is false
And yes if you have citzenship you can vote
>>69151883
I'm talking about both
>>69151880
Germany...
faggots, what has football to do with ugly dicks?
nothing, delete it.
