WAS:Schefter: Cousins deal 'too difficult to do'
CIN:Bengals could use more two-back formations
CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder
FA:Ex-Colt Tipton killed in accidental shooting
DAL:Ezekiel Elliott could crack 300 carries?
TEN:Mariota will hand it off '40 times' to win
BUF:Legendary coach Buddy Ryan dies at 85
The Houston Texans
2nd for luck
>paying luck $23m/yr just to get btfo by the pats every year
1th for repeat
>>69082184
I can't wait to watch him lose another superbowl
>>69082181
If dalton is worth a big contract, Luck definitely is
>going sober on the 1st
>not the 5th
Terrorist or liar?
>>69082271
Liar. He'll be dead by OD on the third lol.
Ti- COWBOYS DYNASTYs OFFICIAL QB RANKINGS SPONSORED BY X hamster (Updated 6/30)
Elite
1. Rodgers
2. Brady
3. Brees
4. Romo
Quality Franchise QB
5. Roethlisberger
6. Wilson
7. Rivers
8. M. Ryan
9. Newton
10. Dalton
11. Luck
?. Dak Prescott
Mid Tier
12. Stafford
13. Manning
14. A. Smith
15. Palmer
16. Joe Flacco
17. Kirk Cosuins
18. Tannehill
19. T. Taylor
Low Tier
20. Cutler
21. Carr
22. Mariota
23. Bortles
24. Osweiler
25. Winston
26. Bridgewater
Meme Tier
27. Bradford
28. Sanchez
29. Gabbert
30. Geno Smith
31. RG3
?. Jared Goff
?. Carson Wentz
>>69082224
Dalton got a solid contract something like 16mil per year iirc
23+ would be unmanageable if the Colts actually had some decent talent worth extending
i-its our year r-right?
>>69082401
sure it is
you should bet the house on it
>>69082401
your year was 1991
>>69082181
Not an argument
>>69082471
>>69082450
spare some playoffs guys? spare wildcard spot anybody?
playoff-less since '99 will dance for playoff spot
>>69082365
>1. Rodgers
>4. Romo
>8. M. Ryan
>>69082500
I'll give you a playoff spot if you get memed on in it.
>>69082555
hahaha
>Raiders
>Super bowl 50
nice trips tho
>>69082555
10/10 body
2/10 fess
>>69082518
All objectively and unbiasedly correct
I'm sure the players would have a hard time keeping eye contact with her
>>69082625
>>69082601
>>69082577
>>69082555
>>69082523
>>69082501
>>69082124
>>69082625
>>69082625
>>69082601
>>69082577
>>69082555
>>69082523
Hope your butterfaced shitskin will get deported once Trump is elected.
>>69082713
I'll just come back after the Raiders-Texans game, faggot
>>69082713
>implying we won't marry and have 15 white mocha children
Can't get deported if youre married :^)
>>69082757
I don't get it
>>69082759
Yeah you can unless you entered on K1 visa.
>>69082597
>Matt Ryan above Joe Flaccid
That's fucking wrong though SENPAI, Roddy White and Julio Jones are both gonna waste away in the south because of him Choking
>>69082809
Roddy White would never be relevant without Matt. I agree about Julio though.
>>69082809
>Roddy White
>going to waste away
>implying he hasn't been wasted away for the last 3 fucking years
You just playing outdated Madden games or what?
>>69082798
they're playing in mexico this year
>>69082798
The game is being played in Mexico
>>69082803
I am a citizen sir , plus this is commiefornia I'm sure there are a few million beaner barrios for hiding out in the asylum towns
>>69082365
A. Smith should easily be at least either infront or behind Andy Dalton.
This thread is giving me
Keks
Boners
And confusion in that order
>>69082856
Maybe now a because falcons have shit chance of going anywhere... Falcon's as a whole havent been Much for 3 years
>>69082836
I always thought him an above average receiver (white)
Who would Donald trump support?
Hard mode: can't name either New York City team
>>69082960
matt ryan has been carried by roddy white/michael turner, tony gonzalez, and julio jones successively throughout his career
>>69082986
patriots right?
>>69082999
Nice digits. Matt Ryan has been carried mostly by refs, as a Bucs fan I know how rigged Atlanta games can get.
>>69083054
>>69083224
>Windows phone
>>69083224
>>69083316
I dont get it
>>69083389
Please upgrade your monitor
>>69083316
>All you had to do was keep up with the league, Johnny!
Also Ricky Williams in NFL Street
>>69083531
How did you Carrmageddon's nudes?
>>69083634
>Carrmageddon
Who?
>>69083671
carmageddon
>The Eagles haven’t lost a game to the Giants since the 2013 season, posting a 5-1 record against them over the last three years.
Gents couldn't beat chip's meme teams
>>69083671
One of the seven deadly sins of /nfl/
>>69083935
The only female trip I've ever known was CGLL. Does this Carrmageddon frequent here?
how soon till he dies /NFL/?
Which jersey should I get /nfl/?
Ben Heeney
Mario Edwards Jr.
Marquette King
I'm torn
Also Sheldon Richardson was suspended lel just 1 game though
Has any player crashed-and-burned as quickly as Manziel?
>>69083993
Aeria Gloris is also a grill
>>69083993
>The only female trip I've ever known was CGLL.
so, what, you only were here for the first part of that dumb saga? they were exposed as a fake after they shitposted so badly that half of the other boards came here to intervene. I feel stupid just remembering it.
>>69084035
wait, who? I thought that was just one of bb's other names
who the fuck is going to be in the top 10 now that aaron donald
von miller
khalil mack
russel wilson
aj green and
josh norman
are 11-20
?
tom brady
jjwatt
aaron rodgers? (doesn't deserve desu)
>CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
comeback player of the year desu
I'M NOT A FUCKIN WOMAN
>>69084165
no, you're a fucked woman. fucking women get on top, you're too lazy.
>>69084203
what
>>69084203
You would know about being on bottom, faggot
>>69084203
>>69082493
>Not an argument
>Doesnt say why
Are all clots fans retarded?
>>69084283
says the one who can't find any pleasure in anything anymore except the stick up your ass
nvm
>>69084360
I found pleasure when I put my stick up your mom's ass last night
>>69084094
Antonio Bryant
Odell Beckham Jr.
Luke Kuechly
JJ Watt
Julio Jones
Aaron Rodgers
Tom Brady
Cam Newton (Outside of Watt's super year, the MVP usually is #1)
Joe Thomas
Adrian Peterson.
>>69084481
you don't have that kind of stick retard, you're a fucked woman remember?
>>69082224
I hate this logic, just because another team pays big money for a QB doesnt mean your team should have to.
>>69084640
dude thats supply and demand
>>69084627
Ur mum was a fucked woman last night m8
>>69084640
this guy m8>>69084687
Why would fitzpatrick take 12 million to play with the jets when people like bradford are making 18 million with a worse resume
money is important
>>69084640
That's market basics though. If the market is paying a certain amount for a product or service, you should compensated similarly if you have the same (or more) to offer.
>>69084640
>>69084767
this, if another team pays a lot of money for a QB your QB is going to want a lot more money because the market changes, that's how economics works
t. team that paid too much for Sam Bradford
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/johnny-suspended-manziel-punished-by-nfl-for-substance-abuse-violation-172749360.html
>>69084990
How do you punish someone who will never play again lol?
Romo is a top 6 quarterback
You cannot refute this.
Just watched super bowl 35 for the first time
Are these guys elite?
>>69084513
Joe Thomas was already on the list
>>69084990
Well that didn't last too long
>>69085096
dude don't post that gross shit
>>69085097
one guy is
I'll let you decide which one it is
>15. Von Miller
>>69085170
NFL Top 100 is shit m8.
>56. Blake Bortles
>100. Derek Carr
That alone isn't justifiable.
>>69085170
yeah that was pretty shocking
>>69085170
>Fart Memer
Wow, that felt great. Is this what you guys feel like all day? Shitposting seems really cathartic
>>69085271
That's only the beginning.
Just don't overdo it or you'll end up overdosing like Old Bay or Tiki.
>>69085271
i'd say shitposting is a top 5 rush i've experienced, right up there with dabs and shrooms
>>69085304
dem sum top shelf tootsies
>>69085322
Shitposting should be a sport p
>>69085304
>anon
I'm not even going to bother opening the thumbnail, into the adblock image filter you go
>>69085304
Google it yourself you lazy shit.
>>69085393
):
>>69085362
I've seen better, solid 7/10's.
>>69085369
shitposting is a state of mind
>>69085170
>Norman at 11
>Von Miller at 15
At least Based Brady is gonna be ahead of everyone other than Cam QB-wise
>>69082386
It'll be interesting to see what the team is capable of now that they're actually investing in an offensive line and got rid of that dumbass Pep as OC.
Pep's playcalling was about the same as me playing NFL Blitz as a 10 year old.
run da bomb or criss cross every play and wonder why i have 2-3 int per game
>>69085294
did old bay die irl? please say yes
>>69085588
There's literally nothing wrong with being a gambler in your playcalling. Fuck it, I'm going deep is a valid strategy for playing football.
>>69085430
after duckduckgoing my question..
Jordy was 18th.
>>69085621
you're never going to actually ever know when a trip dies, it's not like old bay's mom is going to log onto his computer to let his little internet friends know that he passed away
>>69085665
true, but we have known a few cases where a tripfag/namefag went to prison due to public records.
>you now remember thad
>>69083996
death prediction site when? The amy winehouse one didn't last very long.
>>69085621
http://m.wbaltv.com/news/police-investigate-fatal-shooting-of-18yearold/40274950
Rip.
>>69085735
unfortunately yes
>>69084021
>King
this is the most logical choice. He'll get the most action and it'll be the only jersey that could last you 10+ years.
>>69085735
No one can forget Mad Thad or LeXplorer.
>>69085792
He was an idiot to carry CP on his person lol.
>>69085665
I'm not little, m8
>>69085170
>15. Von Miller
>Triggering
>PC Principle is literally a faggie
not surprising in the least. They're the only ones i know who went ballistic.
>>69085792
>liberby
>>69085621
No, but he's dead inside. Nothing but a soulless shitposter incapable of expressing any human emotions.
aka your typical Trump supporter
>>69085860
nor does old bay actually have "friends" on here
>>69085868
>resamays
this is the face of cheese pizza
>>69085792
I remember those, do you have the other pages? some shit about how they asked him about things he was posting and he was saying it was all jokes or lies and then when they asked him something more directly he actually said "I plead the fifth". it was hilarious.
also, was it him or LeXplorer that got sent right back in by violating probation almost right after being let go, by using a public computer to get on 4chan?
>>69085881
>aka your typical Trump supporter
sorry bud, but I'm voting #MakeAmericaGreatAgain too
Madden headlines
PHI:Eagles resign Cox to 6 year $97 million deal
WAS:Josh Norman franchise tagged for 1 year 16 million dollar deal
NE:Tom Brady retires after 19 years in the league
BAL:Terrell Suggs has been tagged for 1 year $12 million
FA:Jimmy Garapolo signs with Eagles
FA:Drew Brees signs with Cowboys
FA:Marc Rashard signs with Raiders
FA:Ndamukong Suh has been released
OAK:Carr has be resigned for $57 million dollar deal
SD:Phillip Rivers has retired
PHI:Eagles sign FA QB Ross Hart
DAL:Dez Bryant will no longer sign with the team
OKC:Russell Wilson has been tagged for 1 year $14 million
HOU:J.J. Watt and Texans reach 6 year, $89 million dollar deal
IND:Andrew Luck has been released (kek)
>>69085940
not like you really have a choice
>>69085735
>>69085792
>>69085800
Irrelevant needs to be caught next. Pristine too if that faggot is still around.
>>69085170
>elite tier pass rusher
>shit tier run stopper
>shit tier pass coverage
#15 sounds about right tbqh
Could Jimmy Garapolo be traded after this season if he plays well?
>>69085914
http://imgur.com/a/xr2IH
>posting any of this on facebook
>>69085940
Well you're a Terminal 7 stage autismo, so that's about right too.
>>69085982
if he was actually only good at being a pass rusher and shit then 15 would be way too high
>>69085980
Irrelevant posts in /hoc/. He literally gets BTFO there on a regular basis.
>>69085974
>SD:Phillip Rivers has retired
:(
>>69085792
>\things\don't click\cp
>\things\don't click\cp\cp
every fucking time lmfao
>>69085974
>PHI:Eagles sign FA QB Ross Hart
SB here we come
>>69085170
>12. Carson Palmer
>>69086014
it's not like I buy everything he says, but democrat ideology is going to ruin us if they aren't stopped and hillary is the worst of them. voting for her is the one surefire way to break everything. trump at least has his priorities right, even if he doesn't seem to be aware of the little details of how to make them happen.
>terminal 7 stage autismo
if anything that means I'm a better gauge than most. most super normies don't care or know jack shit about anything going on.
>>69085998
um no lel
Why the fuck did they give Luck that contract
>>69086261
It's more like Ace from Justice League
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWHHsdE_oQg
>>69085881
>Nothing but a soulless sadposter incapable of expressing any cheerful human emotions.
aka your typical bernie supporter
>>69086419
because having a competent QB is so overvalued that JAGs like Tanneyhill and Flacco get huge contracts. So when you have an above average QB like Luck, you better pray to god it's not a contract year.
>>69086423
here ya go m8
>>69085881
Why would you bring politics into this?
Everybody who knows anything about Hilary knows shes a lying cunt. Trump may be slimy, but he doesnt get people killed or try to gain sympathy off of things that never happened.
>inb4 b-but im voting Bernie!
>>69086560
>Signs are the means of production
>American education
W E W
E
W
>when Richardson gets a one game suspension
he only was found guilty of speeding baby the black man finally catches a break
>>69086624
>doesn't get the joke
cmon red ireland.
besides, in this case it was about wealth disparity rather than the means of production. democrats in general want to tax the wealthy much harder compared to everyone else than they already do, to make them pay "their fair share" and give that money to everyone else. hence, the sign gag.
>>69086581
It's called shitposting, sweetheart.
>>69086694
Epic
>>69086624
Kill yourself Gramsci.
>>69086694
Dumb fur poster
>>69086560
heh
>>69086694
>complain about shitposting
>claim that post was a shitpost
https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI
Pure pottery
>>69086951
Saving this. I hope you don't mind.
>>69086939
I wasn't complaining about shitposting.
I was complaining about how some people do nothing but shitpost.
Contrary to what you may believe, there is a difference.
Also I hate politics and most likely won't be voting this coming election anyway.
>>69082365
You know I used to actually kinda like the Cowboys until this faggot Tiki came along and started shitting up /nfl/ and /mlb/, now I hope they never win another playoff game and have their souls devoured by demons from beyond this worldly veil
>>69087018
>Cowboys' LB Rolando McClain will be suspended the first 10 games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, per @toddarcher and me.
>Cowboys' LB Rolando McClain will be suspended the first 10 games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, per @toddarcher and me.
>Cowboys' LB Rolando McClain will be suspended the first 10 games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, per @toddarcher and me.
>>69087245
You know I used to actually kinda like the Ravens until this faggot Old Bay came along and started shitting up /nfl/ and /sp/, now I hope they never win another playoff game and have their souls devoured by demons from beyond this worldly veil
>>69082471
The Eagles never had a year
>>69087245
You know I felt the same way about the Ravens and then you happened.
>>69087301
Oh that's a shame
>>69087395
>used to kinda like the Ravens
You traitorous fuck, get out.
>>69087335
You know I used to actually kinda like the Packerss until this faggot Sneak came along and started shitting up /nfl/ and /sp/, now I- wait no, I never liked the Packers. Nevermind.
>>69082986
Ravens. Trump is a huge Joe Flacco fan
I used to kinda like /sp/ until you guys came along
>>69087502
Not a Bengals fan you tard.
>>69087245
>the irony
>>69083935
Fuck off with that stupid meme you gaylord, no one cares about it no matter how much you try to force your fagit anime memes
>>69084165
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
>mfw carrmageddon is the one behind the "carrmageddon is a grill" meme since his a bb tier attention whore
>>69087796
Ok, just recognised your tripcode, you can still leave though for expecting every anon to remember all of your faggot trips.
Also stay the fuck out of vegas raidnigger
>>69088146
Lolno, I don't spread rumors about myself, and if I did, I'd pick a good one like
>Carrmageddon signed by the Raiders
Etc
>Carrmageddon signed by the Eagles
>>69088351
But my father helps with slot machine sales there.
>>69088458
ew no
>>69088458
That's not funny you faggot
>>69085294
>>69085881
You're worse than me you tree hugging fagtron
>>69086560
Why did Bernie spend 90% ofof his campaign saying Hillary was bad for America and then when he got 200 million In Donations he dropped out of the race then endorsed Hillary. This country needs Trump to be the president and the Cowboys be Superbowl Champs again
MAKE AMERICA(s Team) GREAT AGAIN
>>69088520
wait, what? slot machine finally started selling her body?
>>69087524
You know I used to actually kinda like the 49ers until this faggot Scarletism came along and started autisming up /nfl/ and /sp/, now I- wait no, I never liked the 49ers. Never mind.
>>69088602
>Florida
>49ers
>>69088598
No my father buys slot machines for my tribe's casino.
>>69086694
nice tumblr tier gif
>>69087301
>It's real
LMFAO
COME OVER HERE TIKI
>Jerry starts jaylon Smith early and he gets a career ending knee snap and is regarded as the biggest bust of 2016
>Old Bay signed by the Bills
>>69088602
>>69087335
you must be 18 or older to post here
>>69088528
>>69088541
Just kiss on a stream so we can watch already
The NFCE is the most winningest division in football today.
>Tom Brady still suspended 4 games for being a cheating fuck
>>69088855
calm down I caller him getting suspended 8 games months ago I could literally not care any less
>>69088942
Kys
>>69088968
You're a bengal fan, your opinion doesn't carry any weight
>>69088602
damn right you don't, not after we got our revenge over you with The Catch II. also, fuck desmond howard.
>>69089056
I'm a raidnigger lol. So my opinion carries even less weight.
>Demarcus Lawrence suspended 4 games
>Randy Gregory suspended 4 games
>Rolando McClain suspended 10 games
>Jaylon Smith won't play this season
>Maliek Collins broke his foot
>Inevitable Sean Lee injury
>Don't even get me started about Tony Romo
Is it another losing season?
>>69089198
5-11.
>>69089029
Say kill yourself like a man then go actually kill yourself
Super Bowl LI:
Lions vs Browns
which Cinderella story ends?
>>69089304
We've already seen the ending 3 (THREE) times
>>69089029
kiss yuri softly?
>there are people that dont like the Chiefs turtlenecks
Cardinals wanted to pick Ameer Abdullah but the Lions picked him literally the pick before them. This led to them trading down and getting David Johnson. Both put up strikingly similar numbers as rookies, so for now it doesn't seen like they lost much. Neat the way things shape up in the draft.
>Tiki-Bar_Queer the new Dallas Cowboys Mascot signed by Jerry Jones
>>69088910
Rex the absolute madman
>>69089013
>rags
>>69089270
lol, sure. I guess derailing threads with pics of traps and 16 year old's feet are though rich discussion. top zozzle
>>69089403
Browns beat us like twice though too right? Like half the championships in the 50s were Lions vs Browns.
>>69089424
>there are people here
>>69089500
>Zozzle
Underage b& detected
>>69089510
1 time.. Browns went 7/10 times though
>>69089521
>there are people
>>69083316
>>69089723
>there
>>69089403
>implying pre Super Bowl era counts
>>69089756
Well, shit.
>mfw another round of suspensions.
>>69090130
It counts more than a Lombardi does. Fight me nerd.
>>69090130
>feel when Lions may have had a super bowl if they didnt trade away the best Quarterback in the league literally the year after winning the NFL championship
>>69090130
Of course it does.
>>69090501
William Clay Ford is roasting in he'll right now lol.
Cowboys are primed for a great season by their standards. They're getting BTFO weekly and it's not even preseason
>>69089805
we already knew this
>>69090684
I was talking about a female police officer you retarted retart, seriously how dumb can you be?
>>69090776
>female
>him
>>69090776
?
>>69090776
>Police capitalized
>him
>female
lol
Pre passing era super bowls don't count
so anything before the 2007 nfl regular season doesn't count
>>69090827
>>69090859
Check your fucking privilege shitlords
>>69090776
nice try old gay
police is capitalized
>>69082124
>DAL:Ezekiel Elliott could crack 300 carries?
If he's their feature back he better have least that many carries, then an additional 2-5 touches per game.
>>69090859
Where did you get this picture of Kippers at a Halloween party?
>>69090994
they're gonna ruin him like they did Murray
>saying you like the cowboys before tiki came along
Sounds like you've been cucked m8
HEY YOU STUPID FAGGOTS I NEED YOUR ADVICE
I'm in a keeper league. I can keep 7 players as long as one is a rookie, otherwise 6 players.
What do I do?
>THE SHITTY OF DALLAS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHAAHAHAHA, THEIR DEFENSE WILL BE HORRENDOUS.
>>69091382
will their O-line even be able to protect Romo? His bones are pretty much glass at this point
>>69091061
it me
>>69091289
keep watkins, julio, baldwin, DT, melvin gordon, duke johnson, and brady
>>69091289
Is this a joke? Isn't Richard Rodgers about to get hanged for trying to shoot up a strip club?
>>69091457
>supposed "elite" OL
>QBs and RBs constantly getting BTFO
>>69091474
Just because he's got 7 max doesn't mean he should keep all 7. Dropping some keepers gives him extra draft picks.
Will the Cowboys be Cowpatties this season?
>>69091550
In that case, Watkins, Jones and Johnson are the only ones he should keep
>>69091550
drop melvin gordon then, and maybe DT depending on how you feel about the broncos QB situation
>>69083993
>not mentioning Lake
>>69084025
Leaf, Marinovich, and a few others who were train wrecks going into the pros
>>69082218
go to bed matt, you're drunk
>>69091700
Marinovich had talent lol.
Is Dallas the most literal who city in America?
I mean think about it, Houston has the space center, Chicago has a famous skyline, Miami has beaches and great architecture, New Orleans has the French quarter and great food, even goddamn Cleveland has the Rock'roll Hall of Fame.
Dallas has nothing. It's an endless, soulless suburban sprawl and their biggest event is the Texas State Fair where hundreds of thousands of fat inbred rednecks gather to literally prep the bull.
>>69091474
But is Brady kill?
>>69091289
have you already scouted your opponents well enough to have an idea who they will keep/drop? knowing the draft pool is key to getting the upper hand here, so you know how many picks it's worth to have.
>>69091780
>Texas State Fair
mmmm funnel cake and corn dogs
>>69091493
What?
>>69091774
>Marinovich had talent
>>69091774
but was also a coke fiend because Daddy pushed him way too hard to become the Übermensch of quarterbacks when he was young and impressionable
>>69091774
so did manziel
>>69091781
i'd take 12 games of brady over most other QBs in the league, and there's a definite chance that the suspension will get overturned
you've got a fantastic WR corps, so keeping 3 out of 4 of those guys should be key, but your RB corps isn't much so only duke johnson should be considered
