Fuck soccer edition
http://mlb.mlb.com/home
http://www.baseball-reference.com/
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
orioles tbqh
>>69013426
>just about to make a FUCK DIVEGRASS edition
Well done lad
Indians tbf
>thread dies 5 minutes after the last post
Just give soccer its own board ffs
>suckher
Emergency bumping to save /mlb/ holy shit.
>>69013990
Thats stupid
What do you expect to happen when probably the most popular sport on the board has a major happening during a major tournament?
Post your hottest memes, brehs
Don't let /mlb/ die
>>69013990
I expect the lazyass mod to do his job and delete half these shitty threads
Royals
>>69014737
Who cares just make another thread if it gets bumped off
Go Barves.
>>69015311
meant for >>69015007
>>69015007
The mod to do his job and sticky a containment thread so it doesn't clog up the entire board
>page 7 again
I hope this shit dies down before 7. No way does the Giants gamethread live through this deluge
>>69013426
NYM@WSH- 7
TEX@NYY- 7
BOS@TBR- 7
CHC@CIN- 7
CLE@ATL- 7
STL@KC- 8 (MLB.TV Free Game)
TOR@COL- 8:40
PHI@ARI- 9:40
HOU@LAA- 10
OAK@SFG- 10
LAD@PIT- Doyers win 5-4
Place your bets gents
>>69013426
>this much salt edition
>boreball
>>69016229
From the top:
Mest over Nats, because that would be funny
Fuck the Arcade League
Fuck the Arcade League
Cubbies over reds because duh
The Tribe ez
I hope the Cards because it would be funny
I have no idea
Dbags
Fuck the Arcade League
Jints
>>69016229
Mets
Rags
Sox
Cubs
Injuns
Cards
Rockies
Dbacks
Astros
Giants
>>69015311
There's no reason to delete the threads just because you don't like them
>>69015469
That's stupid too, there's a lot to discuss
tfw afraid of trap game/series
>cusb exposed
>nats are garbage
I hope you boys are ready for a doyers/jints NLCS
I went to my first baseball game a few weeks ago and I LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY fell asleep
awful awful sport, couldn't think of something more boring to go and watch.
>>69016955
the dodgers may be leading for the wild card but i feel like there's still the possibility of a skid, losing 3 to the ass pirates is not a good look
>>69017078
>L
>E
>A
>F
>>69016909
>a lot to discuss
It's nothing but shitposts
>>69017078
You're supposed to get drunk and heckle for three hours leafman
>>69016956
>>69017078
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>69017078
This is your average Blue Jays fan until August
>>69016229
Nats
Rands
BoSox
Reds
Indians
Cards
Rockies
D-Backs
Astros
Jints
>>69017286
I'm not a fan of anyone or the sport at all
Went in blind not knowing what to expect from a MLB atmosphere, was completely underwhelmed and shocked by how fucking BORING this sport is
>>69017286
>implying it's not a hoc shitposter
>>69017539
I just went to /hoc/ and some dipshit said hockey was gay. I wonder if it's the same person lol.
bump
>>69018324
Australians love their baseball, eh?
>>69016229
Mets
Rangers
Red Sox
Cubs
Indians
Cards
Jays
Phils
Astros
Giants
Royl's
>>69019038
>Boils
Baseball
>Michael Morse is now a MLB Tonight analyst
Well then.
>>69017107
Nah, the Dodgers always go on a crazy run. They're just underperforming right now. They'll win about 90-93 games and win the wild card and the Giants will about 94-97 games and win the division. Whichever of these teams doesn't win the division will win the wild card though
>>69019760
How the mighty have fallen
I will always remember you Morse
>>69019834
They'll get 1 of the 2 wild card spots I mean
Another day, another possible injury to a mats pitcher
>>69021261
>doormats
>2nd place in division
>NL wild card leaders
>>69018324
what
Bumping a sport invented by the English.
My team has an off day today
Why even live
>being triggered by people enjoying other sports
insecure much?
for the FUTURE
>>69022712
To laugh at the English and jerk off
>>69022595
basedball is an AMERICAN FUCK YEAH invention purely, Brexits need not apply
Indians @ Braves
>>69022949
>>69022949
>>69022949
>>69022816
Invented by the English. I know we as Americans have all the money but we didn't invent shit except the McRib and the fleshlight.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rounders
>>69023063
>we as Americans
>t. Nigel vacationing in Miami
>>69023063
Rounders is no more baseball than Cricket is
Mets v Nats thread?
>>69023063
Baseball is American. It was inspired by a British game
>>69023102
Nigel vacations in the Hamptons
Pablo vacations in Miami
I vacation at your mom's house.
Get it right
>>69013426
People unironucally like this bore fest?
LET'S GO SNAKES!
>>69023298
Spotted the Twinks fan
>>69023298
Not only do we like it, we can spell it.
>indians get to play the braves now
this isn't fair
>>69023298
>you will never dinger
>>69023354
Cute snek
>>69015469
Yeah because that's what happens when the super bowl is on
>BOMBSTON
>>69023784
>check score
>it's 5-0 in the 1st inning
>the city of Rodriguez
>PILATES
The Age of Arrieta has certainly come crashing down.
>2 best pitchers in the league lit up back to back days
1. Syndegaard
2. Cueto
3. Bumgarner
4. Fernandez
5. Wright
>tfw no A's fans exist to trade bantz with this series
>>69024123
dumb leafposter
royals cardinals
>>69024230
>>69024230
>>69024230
>>69024217
Das raycis
>Anon, will the Astros make the wild card round this season?
>>69024290
Cueto also got lit up yesterday dummy. 6 runs in 6 innings
>>69024332
I'm not the same leaf desu
>>69024316
>arcade babby league
Who cares slut
>>69024359
AL won last year moron. Got anything else brilliant to say piece of shit?
>>69024352
My bad, meant to reply to the other post
>>69024332
>>69024123
>>69024217
>puts cuetshit as the 2nd best pitcher in the league
>think hes authentic leaf
>People in charge of understanding a simple "joke"
>>69024404
>fat benchwarmer league
>tfw I’m the only one here watching your sports
>tfw I absolutely fucking hate soccer
what do /sp/
>>69024499
High 5
Where do you watch baseball in France? Just online or what?
>>69024583
Sometimes french channels may broadcast (with delay tho) some matches but I usually prefer to get an online stream.
>>69024468
>free outs league
Im going to estimate over the course of a season the NL teams on average play 15 or more less games than the superior American League due to all the free outs they get against Pitcher hitters
>>69024172
fuck outta here
Half the jints fans on /sp/ don't know who to root for this meme series
>>69024678
>actually responding
forget it jake, its NL town
>>69024678
>muh pitcher's safety!! league
For the record though, I like both leagues and like that they each have their own twists
>bombston
>>69024741
Yeah they do retard
I'll never understand how the Giants cause you guys such asspain that you need to lie about shit
>>69024860
There's literally at least 2 Giants faggots who unironically "hope Oakland does good."
Buncha cucks and fags in SF, which are you?
>>69024909
Yeah, I'm one of those who'd rather see the A's win the AL west over anyone else. Doesn't effect my team at all. When they're playing >my team, the Giants, it's obviously a completely different story and they're just another team we need to beat. I've explained all of this before and you've obviously read it. Losing this series to the , A's would be worse than anything, good thing it won't happen
>>69025027
So a faggot cuck.
:^)
>>69025086
Nah. Are you an A's fan?
Nope. They don't exist
>Fake Arrieta
>ottomans
Great thread, guys.
For a while I thought things were gonna get.....
Messi
>>69025118
>>69025086
Also I'm not from San Francisco
>>69025182
>jints faggot
>not from SF
who could have guessed?
>>69024669
Old world baseball fans are like unicorns to most people here. We can't even imagine how someone over there gets into it.
T-tell me more about your ways
>>69025210
I'm from San Jose and was raised a Giants fan
Should the millions of people who don't live in a city with a pro baseball team not root for an MLB team?
Who's your team and what city are you from?
>>69025283
Forgot pic
How the fuck did MUH MEDIA all predict Bombston to win that division?
>>69025353
Holy shit it's already 9-0 and it's only the 3rd
>>69025353
they will come back watch, their offense actually cares and tries they will at least get back to within 2 or 3 runs of the rays
>>69025353
The media doesn't predict who will win stuff. They predict who they want to win stuff
>synderbust
>Syndegaard
>Kershaw
>Arrieta
>Verlander
>Cueto
What the fugg is happening
>>69025586
Who is next?
>>69025533
>snyderbuust's velocity falling faster than the British Pound
lel
>5 stolen bases in 1 inning
jesus synderbust exposed hard
>>69025625
>mestfags actually think his elbow injury isn't a concern
absolutely delusional lmao
>>69025688
>exposed
he leads the majors in SBs allowed, nothing new has been exposed
Jesus Coors field is the biggest fucking meme ballpark. Lazy fly balls go out to straight away center.
>>69025586
>23.2 IP
>35 H
>26 ER
>13 BB
>>69025819
it sucks jose is still on the DL, he would have feasted this series
>>69025596
Clearly established #ace Euardo Rodriguez
A R R I E T TA
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R
I
E
T
A
D I N G E R
I
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pitchers' HRD when?
>arenado is better than bryant
>>69026018
>better defender
>better hitter
Yep he is.
>>69026043
>it's a leaf post
opinion instantly disregarded
>NL Fags about to come crawling out of the basement
>>69026087
Still doesn't change the fact that arenado > bryant
>>69026043
>worse numbers while playing in colorado half his games
Does anyone actually think memechanics pitchers like Syndergaard, Matz, deGrom, and Harvey aren't all going to blow out their elbows (again in some cases)?
>tardinals
>methinals
>hackinals
>>69026087
All his stats are better and coors meme isn't even a defense bc Wrigley is a little league park.
How do you blackball a guy who can change the game with one swing of a bat?
>>69026374
>Coors ranked #1
>Wrigley ranked #25
>>69026359
>hackinals
what even happend with that are they going to get any punishment or anything?
What are your opinions on the Giants.
What are were your opinions on the Giants when they won 3 titles in >5 years
>>69026497
oh yeah, source
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor
LOL, the roid sux announcer said "I wouldn't have expected the rays to get 10 runs in three GAMES"
has he SEEN the fucking pitching staff on his shit team?
>>69026497
>>69026528
>2016
>using an incomplete season's stats that don't have the hot-humid months of Chicago included
Wrigley is league-average over a whole season. Not a "little league park" but not #25 either.
>>69026604
Was it eck who said it?
>Jake "5 innings" Arrieta
>>69026650
no it was their play-by-play guy, the one who replaced don orsillo
>>69026641
Wrigley is neutral and either a hitter's park or pitcher's park depending on the winds
>>69026641
Wrigley was 14th last year, and 23rd the year before
Coors as #1 both those years, so yeah the Coorsbaby argument is legitimate
>>69025283
Yes.
>>69026516
I honestly just imagine raging autists who incoherently hate the Giants when I imagine non Giants fan /sp/ posters. They want the Giants to fail so bad that they unapologetically lie and grasp at straws to insult them
It's honestly pretty sad how angry they make some people
>>69026860
I personally don't mind you guys. Just as long as you don't wipe out my hometown team. (A's)
>>69026745
And then #2 the year before that. I wish we could see the run environment as compared to the temperature/humidity/wind. The weather does some really stupid shit in Chicago's parks.
>>69026897
>Just as long as you don't wipe out my hometown team. (A's)
Heh, nothing personal kid. Better strap in
>>69026965
was it a really high fly ball homer?
>>69026965
>And then #2 the year before that
behind... wait for it... Coors Field
Mandate
Steroids
>runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs
>don't score
Shocking.
>rags
Kris Bryant with 3 dingers and 2 doubles for the first time in major league history, 16 total bases
also captcha related
>>69027675
And he's still not the best 3B
OAK Athletics vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>69027668
>>69027668
>>69027668
>>69027675
That also skyrockets him to #1 in position player WAR in the NL
>Ameriniggers triggered this easily
Dont get a stroke when passing out asleep again at your boreball games, lardos mcfatties
>can hardly score runs in the friendliest hitters park in the league
just end us so we can firesale at the deadline already, i dont want to deal with another season of false hope and choking
>>69027798
Quit your whining it's 4-0
The Angels and Astros are playing. Come entertain me
>>69027857
>>69027857
>>69027857
>>69027847
i posted when it was 2-0 and gray is still gonna end up with double digit Ks
>>69027758
thanks for your concern, Jesus
>>69027706
as of now
Bryant's wRC+ 147
Arenado's wRC+ 135
>>69027889
I doubt it. He has 7 and 2 were against a guy who isn't swinging.
>>69027915
>>69027706
Beltre is the best 3rd baseman
>>69027959
This
>>69027758
Don't tell me what I can and can't do ya mook
>>69027959
Agreed
>>69027959
he's a future HOF, but even if he once was the best 3B, he's not in 2016
>>69028022
Not this
Better 2B: Pedroia or Kinsler?
JOIN THE OFFICIAL /MLB/ BEAT THE STREAK GROUP
if you put "4chan" in the search bar it'll be the only one that shows up
pls join
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/fantasy/bts/y2016/#t=groups
>>69028118
Odor
>>69028118
Altuve > Cano > Kinsler > 5'0 manlet
>>69028118
Schoop
>>69028147
>Listing Altuve twice
>>69028147
Altuve literally just struck out against atrocious Anaslime pitching. Fuck that overrated manlet. Odor is superior
>>69027959
Beltre is Hall of Fame and top-10 GOAT of the modern era 3B
lists related are for players from 1920-present
>>69013651
>>69028147
I didn't ask for a list, you retarded leaf
SOMEONE STOP THEM
>>69028132
JOIN IT MEMELORDS
Trout just hit into a double play. Tell me why he's better than Mazara, again?
>>69028265
>Ichidoge
aww
windians!
>FIVE SEPARATE RAYS EACH HAVE 3 HITS
>BOMBSTON
kekekekek
>>69028178
>Altuve literally just struck out against atrocious Anaslime pitching
yeah that totally invalidates his .340 average and .420 OBP
I already know the answer but I need serious opinions here...
How hung is Bryant, over/under 7 inches?
I say over
go angels
>>69028229
Not my fault you asked the wrong question
>>69028297
Pretty easy when your strike zone is 5 inches from his manlet torso lol also he's never knocked out Jose Bautista either, Odor has
>>69028311
I think we can confidently agree he's a solid 7, if you know what i mean
>>69028273
He hasn't blown a no-hitter yet
>>69028296
not even watching anymore.
>it's another Red Sox pitching gets fuckin rekt episode
>late in the episode
>bringing in Kimbrel in a blowout because there is no one else
>>69028328
Not my fault you have no reading comprehension
>>69028311
Under. All those steroids have shortened his dick to the size of a thimble, I'm sure.
Another Odor homer lol Altuve who???
>>69028401
Oh I can read I just chose to educate you on how the 2B rank.
>>69028396
Yea he did he couldn't run down a easy fly out when CJ wilson was hitless through 5 back in 2013
>>69028462
>hitless through 5 is comparable to the top of 9th
@69028445
(You)
>score 7 runs
>lose
>samardJUST
Chapman is going to blow this
>>69028548
a 7-inch cock?
>girardi convinces the umps to delay the game because crapman is shit
blue jays bullpen yet again going to lose a game
sigh can we at least get a new episode once in a while
>when texas btfo
>>69028588
>doubting drew storen
He's literally GOAT
>>69028586
>signing an NL-babby closer who sucks
Kimbrel >>>>> muh 106-mph fastball man
>>69028606
Keep going
>>69028606
>hits back to back batters
top kek you retard how new are you hes been shit all year
>>69028617
LOL, kimbrel is shit too
What the hell is delaying the Yankees-Rangers game?
>>69028634
You're a fucking idiot
>>69028606
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
>>69028646
Rangers were doing too well against the league's favorite team so MLB had to call it off
>>69028646
it's been raining since like the 5th, but NOW they decide to delay it
>>69028541
Literally fucking why. He's complete shit
>>69028653
>0 outs
>loads the bases
>gives up 2 earned runs
>gets pulled
real elite reliever right there
>>69028690
Wanting Chapman to hit a player in the head with 100
>>69028733
Talking shit?
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>#RedSox are holding a team meeting.
>>69028785
>>69028606
ANYTHING ELSE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?
>>69028785
didn't even know the rays were capable of scoring 13 in a game. Well done, red memes
>giving up 3 runs in an inning with 0 outs recorded
>about to use a 3rd reliever for the one inning with still not an out recorded by the bullpen
a work of art
>>69028606
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER
>>69028785
haeving porblems bombston?
>jasy "bullpen"
lel
>>69028816
FIVE RUNS IN ONE INNING WITHOUT A SINGLE OUT RECORDED
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS BULLPEN MY FUCKING SIDES ARE DISAPPEARING
CANADA BTFO'D
Windians m8s
>>69028606
Well memed my friend
>>69028643
oh yeah?
>muh one more blown save (16/18)
>better ERA
>more Ks
>fewer hits given up
>better H/9 and HR/9
>better ERA+ and WHIP despite having 11 walks to Chapman's 4
yep, Kimbrel > Chapman this year
> every attractive woman i meet is a space case
> every intelligent woman i meet is a cunt
> every slutty woman i meet gets tired of me
who /baseballistheonlyreasontolive/ here
>>69028878
they're both objectively shit
we are going to take the giants record for getting btfo in one inning by the rockies
>the fucking state of the al east rn
Tfw giants left their pitching in shitsburg
>>69028883
if every time you meet a woman ends badly, maybe it's you who embodies the descriptors you used
>>69028909
how do you figure?
>disastros
>>69028959
chapman is like the yankees third best reliever so congratz
>>69028937
>brony fans making fun of other teams
kek
jesus christ canada
>>69028971
oh, I thought we were comparing closers here. apparently I was wrong.
>>69028989
now do you fags understand why we always complain?
keep in mind storen and chavez are the 4th and 5th best relievers we have
>>69029010
miller is the best closer on the yankees, he's just working as a set up man because chapman is a big baby
the yankees are shit this year though so being better than them isnt even impressive
>>69029025
>the 2nd best reliever we have is a giants reject that couldnt even move up to triple A by the time he was 25
>the 3rd best reliever is a 40 year old career 4.0 ERA grilli
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THIS BULLPEN AND PITCHING STAFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST TRADE LITERALLY EVERYONE UNDER CONTROL FOR 2 YEARS OR LESS FOR ANY YOUNG ARMS, LITERALLY ANYONE THAT CAN THROW OVER 90
>>69028623
>>69028634
>>69028672
>>69028807
>>69028845
All these yous from such obvious bait. Fucking new fags get the fuck off my board.
>>69029140
(you)
:^)