Eternal despair edition
Who cares about lineups, just come here to shitpost.
altuve is cute
CUTE
who /Orange County/ here?
>>69027924
We all are
>>69027905
Astros Cute (CUTE) rankings
1. Altuve
2. Gattis (bear)
3. Springer
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900000001. Brent Strom
>>69027905
Don't you just want to squeeze him?
At least Shoe can still pitch
I want Skaggs to come back
Fucking Lastros offense is pissing me off again. I may kill myself if we don't win tonight.
>>69028498
All hope is lost. Just waiting for Texas to choke in the playoffs at this point.
>>69028207
>>69028407
>>69028545
She looks super high maintenance
>>69028575
Please have sex
>>69028610
I have, that's how I know she probably is high maintenance. It's especially corroborating when she works around multimillionaires.
>>69027924
>>69027961
I'm actually /Inland Empire/
pls no bully
>>69028645
Enjoy your 110 degree weather
>>69028796
I work for an HVAC install company so thanks, I will.
ayy didn't see this thread
>disastros
>>69028645
Coronabro reporting in
>>69029175
Shit really? I used to live right off the 15 at magnolia, basically next door to centennial. I'm in Riverside now.
>>69029212
Noice. Just moved from riverside myself.
>>69027965
What about Jakey and sexy cowboy rasmus
>tfw SGV
TYBT
THANK YOU BASED
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>>69029228
I'd like to go back too, it's just a matter of finances. Riverside's got more super cheap housing as far as I've found. Corona got much nicer since I've been away.
That homer was Vlad-like
Meanwhile Marte watches a ball he hits off the wall and ends up with a long single
>>69029313
Riverside is developing a lot now too though especially in the Tyler Mall area. Even in the last year since I moved, they have made a ton of improvements.
>>69029290
>>69029290
She is very pretty. She'll probably be one of the last humans I think about before I an hero after my bday.
>>69029350
>especially in the Tyler Mall area
True, but I live up more towards Alessandro, around Victoria not down by Mission Grove. It's basically just shitty residential areas and the Plaza, that's it.
>>69029363
You should tweet her about that
>>69029382
That's almost MoVal. That's way out there. Not too familiar with that area.
>>69029388
Nah, she has a good life, she shouldn't have some irrelevant person telling her stuff like that.
>>69029408
>That's almost MoVal.
Not really, it's basically central Riverside. Pic related. You'd have to go past UCR to hit moval.
>that trout homer
literally how
>>69029462
He's the greatest baseball player of all time
>>69029459
I didn't know Allesandro stretched that far. I'm really not familiar with the area. Can't wait until they finish up with all that 91 construction.
>>69029484
Well actually the white street in that circle is mostly Central, but after it turns south and crosses that one street it turns into Alessandro. Which is also weird because Arlington turns into Chicago at that same intersection. The whole area is super plain though, just poor people, old people, and new families, with a couple shopping centers in there.
>91 construction
You mean west of the 15? I get to avoid most of that nonsense, I work down in Dos Lagos.
>Getting bossed around by a manlet
>>69029474
>better than Ruth, Mays, Cobb, Gehrig, Williams, etc.
Yeah, no
>>69029589
>Ruth
>Mays
Overrated shit that looks good on a 15 fps black and white film
>>69029589
Put Trout in their era and he would put up numbers twice as good as he is now
Also,
>dat umpball
Dinger or no?
>>69029676
Official rules state that yellow line is in play
>>69029702
It probably went off the railing, just landed pefectly. Much more likely than bouncing directly off the yellow line on top. It's not like a sharp corner that it would bounce off like that.
source: have season tix in right field bleachers and catch bp ballz on the reg cuz am faggot with no friends.
Reed fucking sucks. Way too overhyped coming out of AAA. Fat ass needs to be sent back down. Can't even score again Matt fucking Shoemaker. Embarrassing.
Based Shoemaker
Storm, Quakes, or 66ers?
Based Trout
>slippy t
>>69028545
tfw id pay good money to see curry get blacked
based trout having a laff with the manlet
>>69029960
It was pretty cute, they're both cool players
>>69029955
Torii is coming out of retirement
Croned
>>69030013
awwww yissssssss
>>69030034
>tfw a beaner as an owner of my favorite sports team
build wall around angel stadium when?
fuk the pujols/hamilton contracts
fuck you arte
>>69030066
Still more white than Los Doyers
>>69030066
Look on the bright side
>Mfw Dipoto's Mariners are crashing and burning
>Mfw Seattle fell for the Dipoto meme
>>69030066
check em
ain't even mad
agree with all of this
>>69030120
I'm pretty sure the doyers actually have more whites on their team
>>69030124
Look on the bright side
>Arte the absolute madman claiming Nava/whoever isn't on the DL in left is not bad
>Literally half the team playing full time is random
>Angels need CJ Cron somehow to be a major contributor
>Nava bats clean up sometimes for some reason somehow no one knows?
>SP is a god damn dumpster fire outside of Shoe who just recently pulled the nigger dick out of his ass and showed up
>MFW Arte is tanking while claiming to want to compete
>MFW Arte wants to build a new stadium in LA/play where the Rams will be
>MFW his bean ass wants to get beanier
Jett Bandy has got to be the whitest name i've ever seen
>>69030237
That would be John Butterworth
>>69030237
Jim Johnson would like a word with you.
that angels bullpen feel
DANIEL NAVA IS BATTING .197 WITH 1 HOME RUN AND 6 RBI. EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>69030237
Jim Bob Cooter
>>69030435
Miss me yet?
>>69027857
>curry will never do a facial abuse scene in your lifetime
literally no reason to continue living
wtf I hate trout now
>>69030471
FUCK NO THAT FAGGOT DOESNT EVEN BLAZE
TYBT
this team is so fucking shit outside of trout
>>69030908
>this team is so fucking shit outside of trout
So I stopped watching baseball after the astros got swept in the 2005 WS by the white Sox.
Just got back in a year or so ago.
What the fucking happened to Pujols? Did he age terribly or get off PED or someone?
>>69030948
His legs are made of jello and he's horrifically overpaid
>>69030964
he's also the star of my nightmares since i was 10 years old
>>69030986
Exactly.
I remember the early 2000s where he just murdered the astros every fucking time.
UH OH!
Manle time
Damn if that was anyone but Castro, that may have been a good sac fly
>>69031004
there was a game last season where I was at the beach with my family and it was an extra inning game, like 1230 at night, 12th inning I think, and I'm watching with my step-brother and my dad walks in, sees Pujols at bat. He says, "we're gonna lose" turns and walks away. Then Pujols hits the walk-off HR.
I hate him
>>69030948
Cardinals aren't feeding him PEDs anymore and he's actually 40 years old
>>69027857
See you losers tomorrow. Houston, you have NO PROBLEM,!
This fucking team
I don't usually say this, but honestly kill yourself Pujols. You have been nothing but a choker and a blight on this organization since day one.
>disastros
>>69031163
If repeating digits we score 3+
Please home run
>LASTROS
>LASTROS
>LASTROS
>>69030435
apologize
the day i don't check sp there is a thread
>>69031342
My apologies, I took about a month off from making threads
>double play
did expect anything else honestly
Fuck you Simmons
this team just keeps finding ways to disappoint me
Holy shit great game, here's some H-town ass.
>>69031425
more pls
>>69031505
Here ya go!
>>69031425
talk about asstros!
>both teams get bases loaded no outs in 9th
>Astros 2, Angels 0
The people leaving at the beginning of the 9th knew what was up, that was brutal
