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Jon edition
Look at this jon
1st for BASED Subban and the Habs
>the columbus blue jackets
lel
>>68945984
>the Edmonton Oilers
KEK
>tfw haven't been on /hoc/ for a few months
What have I missed?
>>68946019
lets compare cup wins
>>68946035
PULJU got drafted by the memelers
>>68946050
No clue
>>68946071
Can't compare storied history to newer franchises
>b-but m-MUH cups
They don't matter unless you won one in the past 15 years since the jackets entered the league
>>68946149
>zero (0) playoff series wins
>getting beaten by Carolina in the finals
The embarrassing moment of Edmonton
>>68946035
Good thread
>>68946035
>>68946035
>>68946248
Doesn't bother me because the jackets will win the cup this year
>>68946035
more
Can someone post the smuk pig
is Bill kessel the second best meme on hoc
First being Jon arbuckle
>>68946035
>McMeme no longer on suicide watch
>>68946402
KEK
>>68946035
Carolina=Binlan
>>68946475
No I'll post smuk Jon
>>68946035
Jon talking to his dick
>>68946035
hnic
Smuk
Jon
Ebin maymay
24 posts, 6 posters
wew
>>68946559
based
Lets go blues
>>68945903
Dank Jon
>tfw Yotes fan
finnipeg
>>68946903
Blues woud have beat the pongs tbqhwyfam
FINLAND FINNOLINA FINNIPEG FINNMONTON
>>68947017
I want the jackets to win so badly
It hurts me to see them be so stupid
>>68946992
Jon buys a smug monkey
post rare pulju's
>mfw someone tells me "with Finns you get wins"
>>68947094
Maybe one day
>>68947039
Gonna bandwagon Florida, Edmonton, Winnipeg and Carolina next season.
>>68947102
Dank Jon tat
>>68947200
I wish the jackets were good enough o be bandwagoned
>>68947234
T. Bluejackets fans
>>68947200
which finn did the canes draft?
>>68946480
Jon is the king
>>68947374
>aho
>>68947380
Greatest meme of all time
>tfwjaitgmoat
odie>jon
Colton Sissons Jon
>>68947491
Kill yourself
>>68947205
That's one dank tat
>>68947519
Thanks for the pain
post the best player on >your team
>Aho's draft+1 season was statistically better than Matthews' draft season, and they only have a two month age difference
2016-17 Calder trophy winner right here folks
Who /lifelong Finnicanes fan since 2016/?
Post a Jon that reflects your teams draft.
I'll start.
>bloos
>>68947647
Jackets
>yfwswtc
>>68947581
>>68947581
Jackets have more than one
>>68947685
>finnish goaltending
>>68947641
aho was also in a tougher league, swiss league is a fucking joke
>>68947687
Pulju would pick his nose with his tongue and eat the snot if he could.
>>68947719
Finnish goaltending
>>68947647
>wild
>>68947782
delete this right now and dont ever say anything negative about pulju ever again
>>68947685
STUPID
SEXY
SEGUIN
Where is stamkos going senpai?
>>68947647
Bruins
/CofRed/ checking in
>>68947581
>>68947687
>Edmoniggers and Finniggers will bicker over McDavid and Puljujarvi who's better in every game thread
>They aren't redpilled into knowing that Draisaitl is better
>>68947647
Bluejackets
>>68947374
They have Aho, Teräväinen, Saarela, Kuokkanen and
>Beanman
>>68947782
>if he could
>>68947719
rare john do not steal
>>68947782
>if he could.
>if
>>68947815
teamfortess2.jpg
Here on vacation and the local bar isn't open on a Sunday...What the fuck am I supposed to do
>>68948033
Stolen
>>68947647
Flyers
I want to be oiler fan because of Jess Puljujärvi. What am?
oilers pp
>mcdavid, hall, eberle, pulju, klefbom
>drai, yak, maroon, rnh, oesterle
>>68948139
She wants French Jons Dick
>>68948139
lel
>>68948139
Kippers has a bad liver?
>>68948222
>The city of Benoit Pooalot
BEST FOURTH OVERALL SINCE STEVE YZERMAN
Let's predict UFA destinations /hoc/. Choose whoever you want.
Stamkos to Buffalo
Lucic to Vancouver
Campbell to Chicago
Vanek to Anaheim
Parenteau to Florida
Don't poolumbus fans know that you're supposed to come crawling back to /hoc/ when your team does something good, and leave when your team implodes?
Jesse Punjabi
>>68948450
stamkos to buffalo would be a hilarious disaster
>>68948498
What if he went to the Fort Lauderdale?
>>68948450
Lucic wont go to van IMO, more likely eriksson
>>68947647
Columbus
Help me pick a team to follow /hoc/. I don't have a hometown one to cheer for.
>>68948616
Atlanta or Las Vegas.
>>68948616
Columbus
We need more fans here
>>68948616
oilers
>>68948616
Oilers
>>68948616
Do you live in Saskatoon or Quebec?
>>68948616
Oilers
>>68948616
Jackets
>>68948616
Oilers
>>68948616
DELETE THIS
t. jets
>>68948704
Ontario. Closest teams are Ottawa and Toronto, but I can't root for a team from either of those cities.
>>68947647
>laffs
Feels good to get #1
>>68948616
Pick the third one from the top left
oh wait
>>68948616
Are you a Muslim because if you aren't convert now
>>68948616
Vegas
>>68948769
Settle down Mr. Trudeau.
>>68948744
Jesus Christ just be a jackets fan then at least you can get the disappointment of a Canadian team and still be cool by liking the jackets
>>68948744
oilers
>>68948744
Might as well be a jackets fan
They have dissapoint net while being American and have a kick ass alternate logo
They also have a canon
>>68948744
Wagon the canes. Good young team and they could use more fans.
>>68948914
They will be gone in 2 years
>>68948616
Flames
Time for a Sunday nap. Later Jonposters
>>68948899
My favourite out of all the teams mentioned so far.
>>68948744
Hasb to piss off normans
Glad to see our off season meme production has picked up
How many years until we win the stanley cup.
Im thinking 3 at maximum
>>68949024
that is truly the gayest mascot of all time
>>68949396
>we
>Finland bandwagon
Well to going to be another 8 years until they get any good defense
>>68949396
next year for sure
>>68949396
If you can pick up d you'll be unstoppable. 5 years or so
>>68949420
Have you seen the REDWINGS mascot
LITERALLY AN OCTOPUS
2017 is our year
>>68949420
>>68949396
Good offense with an absolutely asstastic defense decent goaltending.
>>68949531
>Chicongo
>>68949396
Every year I see this post from dedmonton fans. You'll finish bottom 5 again.
>Steven Stamkos will be a Leaf if the Leafs break the bank for him. 11 or 12 million say and Steven will be even better in Toronto than he was in Tampa believe it or not because everyone knows Ontario boys play better in Ontario than other players because of friends and family so says coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs Mike Babcock and so says American GM Brian Burke when he was with Toronto.
>That’s why Toronto went out and drafted in the first 3 rounds, a Russian, a Swede and 3 Americans. Mark Hunter, the draftee or whatever you want to call him, is from Ontario. His expertise is one of the reasons he was hired, he knows all the kids in Ontario. He was GM for the London Knights of the Ontario Hockey League. Mark was going to be our hero, from Ontario and the 40,000 kids that play for the GHTL of Ontario were looking forward to this draft. We were looking forward to the draft so much and he drafts 3 Americans, a Swede and a Russian in the first 3 rounds but we will still cheer and support the Leafs. I have season seats and we will definitely cheer for the Leafs because it seems in Ontario we like to get kicked in the n-ts.
>>68949632
The blackhawks will win the Stanley Cup, screencap this
>>68949724
im 100% sure the oil are winning the cup, like there is no doubt at all
>>68949771
Oh lord lol.
>>68947995
There has never been a more fitting colour scheme for the Cuckadians. Dead last soon
>>68949396
>he thinks the oilels will win
Finish this for me:
WITH FINNS
>>68949812
Once you lose to the bloos it's safe to say that the cup will never return to your city.
>Teuvo Carolainen
>>68949968
NO SKINS
>>68949968
YOU WIN
>>68949771
I fully disagree with the statement Ontario natives would play better in Toronto. Not only are you distracted constantly by a already built social circle, but also a high pressure if you lose 1 game on a 7 game winning streak because you hit a post you're a pariah fan attitude.
Ruskies are hit and miss in Toronto, almost all the Swedes were hits (Someone please clone Sundin) and Americans are solid support players on a regular basis and fucking Auston Matthews is literally going to be GOAT. Especially with a young defensive core and now some solid goaltending competition, maybe all we have to do now is not let pucks in from the red line.
>>68946504
They're a lot closer than Deadmonton is bud
>>68950092
lmao no
poolumbus will literally never make the playoffs again and be relocated within 7 years
>>68950061
>Bustthews will be good
>laffs
>this Columbus-Edmonton rivalry
lol both of your teams will be shit.
>>68950205
>my autism is so bad i need to deny talent because of which team they play for
Pathetic desu
>>68950205
>American first overalls
Literally a 50% chance of a bust
>>68950259
>paid Clarkson over $10 million for 20 points
>>68947127
>Pulju will never play for Torts
Some memes are just too good for this world.
>>68947581
kekalinen didn't draft pulju because he knew torts would him his career
>>68950407
Have you forgotten that dedmonton offered him 6 a year? Even one of the worst players in the nhl didn't want to play for that dumpster fire of a team.
>>68950477
This actually makes sense. I unironically love Torts, but his old-school grinding tactics would be bad for the development of a creative winger like Pulju.
You people know that if Columbus had drafted Pulju that Edmonshit fans would be parroting about how he would bust now right?
>>68948145
new arena
>>68949396
>Offense
God tier
>Defense
Bottom 3 in the league tier
>Goaltending
Decent tier
>>68950503
Thank god. Oiler have missed out on so many idiotic FA's. Vanek, Nylander, Heatley and Clarkson.
>>68950477
Thank you based Kekalainen
>>68950834
>god tier offense
You literally scored 5 more goals than the leafs and their lineup was AHL tier for basically the entire season. Your offense is overrated as fuck.
>>68951002
Put the Oilers in the Eastern Conference and they would be a playoff team (wouldn't win a single game tho). It's all finesse and no grind here.
>>68951315
So you're saying Edmonton can't handle the West and will be picking top 3 next year?
>>68949771
hey don, remember when Brule was better than Crosby
me either
>>68949771
Not a single Mark Hunter pick has panned out in the NHL yet. Nylander had a shit showing but here's to hoping for a better campaign this year.
I bet Cherry was happy when Marner got taken over Hanafin. Boy what a crock of shit.
>>68951376
If they get no help defensively they are boned.
Add a legit top pairing defender and they are a contender. Their are only a handful of top pairing defenders in the league though.
M-E Vlasic
Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Duncan Keith
Drew Doughty
Ryan Suter
P. K. Subban
Shea Weber
Roman Josi
Erik Karlsson
Kris Letang
Brent Burns
Alex Pietrangelo
Victor Hedman
>>68951589
>it's the hanifin cock choker again
kek
>>68949771
I honestly can't tell if this is real or not. It sounds like something he would really say.
>>68951663
it's the I'd rather have a 5'9 junior player v.s a 6'6 top pairing defender guy
>>68951764
marner isn't 5'9 and hanifin isn't 6'6
what are you doing right now
Reminder that Mitchell Marner weighs 160lbs
>>68951662
>Their are only a handful of top pairing defenders in the league though
There's 60 you autist. Not 13.
So, >my wings have some bargaining money. And Stamkos wants to win. He'll win better here than in Buffalo and Toronto.
HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Mitch Marner was literally the weakest person of his draft class
This is how the 2015 NHL Entry draft should have went.
1. McDavid, Connor (Edmonton Oilers)
2. Eichel, Jack (Buffalo Sabres)
3. Strome, Dylan (Arizona Coyotes)
4. Hanifin, Noah (Toronto Maple Leafs)
5. Rantanen, Mikko (Carolina Hurricanes)
6. Werenski, Zachary (New Jersey Devils)
7. Provorov, Ivan (Philadelphia Flyers)
8. Zacha, Pavel (Columbus Blue Jackets)
9. Meier, Timo (San Jose Sharks)
10. Crouse, Lawson (Colorado Avalanche)
11. Connor, Kyle (Florida Panthers)
12. Marner, Mitchell (Dallas Stars)
13. Konecny, Travis (Boston Bruins)
14. Merkley, Nick (Boston Bruins)
15. Barzal, Mathew (Boston Bruins)
16. Boeser, Brock (New York Islanders)
17. Samsonov, Ilya (Winnipeg Jets)
18. White, Colin (Ottawa Senators)
19. Gurianov, Denis (Detroit Red Wings)
20. Svechnikov, Evgeny (Minnesota Wild)
21. Eriksson Ek, Joel (Ottawa Senators)
22. Juulsen, Noah (Washington Capitals)
23. Beauvillier, Anthony (Vancouver Canucks)
24. Aho, Sebastian (Philadelphia Flyers)
25. Meloche, Nicolas (Winnipeg Jets)
26. DeBrusk, Jake (Montreal Canadiens)
27. Chabot, Thomas (Anaheim Ducks)
28. Roy, Jérémy (New York Islanders)
29. Roslovic, Jack (Columbus Blue Jackets)
30. Sprong, Daniel (Arizona Coyotes)
Marner is too small for the NHL he will get killed by monsters that dominate the league with physical play style. He cannot stand up for himself or fight or hit back. He is a child.
>>68952011
>wants to win
So he joins the team that his current team swept in the first round? Brilliant.
Nylander +1
Hanifin -14
hahaha
>>68952109
>crouse going even higher
no, agreed on everything else
>>68952110
Swept without him. The Lightning can't afford him and apparently they don't need him.
>>68952109
sebastian aho seriously underrated by you. Check his stats in the liiga this year
>>68952131
Nylander is drawing 3rd pairing defenders fresh out of weeks in the press box and against backup goaltenders while Hanafin is tasked with shutting down Crosby, Ovechkin and Stamkos.
I wish my own fellow fan base could see this.
>>68952233
I know. What I'm saying is why would he leave Tampa to go to Detroit(shit) if he wants to win?
>>68952109
>aho 24
what
>>68952279
i do see this, i was just making retarded meme posts like everyone else you big fucking dingus
so without memeing how did nylander have a shit showing
>>68952109
Aho is a top5 pick in a redraft
>>68952435
He wasn't able to survive the WJC and vanished during the marls calder run
His time with Laich gives me hope
>>68952326
Yes, I know. But I'm discussing where he could go if he isn't satisfied with the lightings offerings.
From the winning standpoint only, the Lightning. With both location/money/ and winning where does he go?
>>68952250
>>68952350
>>68952638
without memeing prove to me that there are any good finnish players in the last 3 drafts
Compare any of them to Matthews and he will win
>>68952734
he got a concussion so i guess that was a shit showing
and no he didn't disappear he played well despite being injured
>a fucking cannon
>>68952805
even Aho is better than matthews, at least right now
>redrafting prospects who havent played a single nhl game
wew that is some lad
>>68947581
>>68952805
i would draft pulju or laine ahead of bustthews
>>68952805
>Compare any of them to Matthews
I already did a few months back and Aho was clearly better even then
After that he scored 15 points in 14 games in the playoffs and his stock has only risen
>>68952993
Yeah no you wouldn't. Youre only saying this because you hate the leafs.
Can any finns tell me about Eetu Tuulola? Can he be our milan lucic?
>>68953058
>b-but he played against men in the swiss league
>b-but hes a big center
>b-but craig 'mute' button ranked him 5/5 in everything
>>68951662
>mfw ppl still don't recognize the elite status of Marky G & TJ B
>>68953058
>5'11 173
He's going to get skull fucked in the nhl
>>68952924
>>68953348
Cutest hockey player in the NHL? prove me wrong
PS. pulju is not in the nhl yet so he doesnt count
>>68953374
matthews is 6'2
the height difference is the size of your dick, chink-o
>>68953505
>6'2 215 vs 5'11 173
Yeah pretty similar.
>mfw listening to finnish shortwave radio
>>68948616
the New Jersey Devils
with finns, you win
>yfwtdwtsc
pool
you
YAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVI
Oilers fan: "who can stop us?"
me: "everyone"
DOES EDMONTON EVEN HAVE A GOALIE AT THIS POINT?
smuk dok
smuk frok
>>68953992
JUST
PAY
DENBTS
>>68954166
im hungry what do i eat
>>68954302
Peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwich.
>>68954281
Fucking global warming
>>68954302
poutine
>>68954336
when I was in america, my grand uncle would make me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. It was the first time I ever tasted such a delicacy. I would beg my mother to buy peanut butter and mix it with jelly years after. It's fucking delicious.
Don't get me wrong however, fuck capitalism and imperialism.
>>68954336
yes! i'm gonna throw some banana and honey on that bitch and fry it like a grilled cheese
>>68954860
>he doesnt microwave his grilled cheese sandwiches
>>68954504
>le in debt communist transvestite poster
Tavares is overrated.
>>68954504
fuck off grease
>>68955138
Better than any American center
>>68955138
almost as much as toews
>>68955042
>>68955160
fuck off and go post in the hamburger general
>>68955138
take that back
>>68955274
College was a mistake
>boston's 2015 draft
>summer of Kane
>babcock to laffs
>the new york fucking cars
>mcmeat and potatoes
>ducks' big start to season
>torts becomes the jackets coach after hilarious start
>john scott v. NHL
>jagr-barkov kitties leading Atlantic
>the hasb drama after getting fucking completely exposed without price
>hawks, kongs, rags, ducks and flyers btfo in the 1st round
>more "craps lead the league but are still choke" action
>bill wins the cup
>jarmo being an absolute madman
the last 365~ days of hockey have been pretty great outside of a slow SCF
>>68955918
It was a pretty meme season now that you think about it.
>>68955281
>tfw no hamburger general
What kind of meme-ass food do they even eat in grease, denbtwiches?
>>68945957
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>68956345
>drafting russian D in the top 10
>>68956345
>managing to draft the absolute worst finn from the finns drafted 2nd round or above since 2010
montlel keksuks
>>68955918
>>68956050
VERY meme. i've been concerned that next season can't possibly be as memey. we're going to have to wait for the Black Knights to hit these meme levels again
>>68956548
I for one will be ready for the Black Knights' season.
>>68956083
please stop you 're killing me
>grease is back
At least it's not Deepak.
>>68956720
grease used to be chill, now >he is just a prick
>>68956720
He was here yesterday
Markus Memealinen
>>68956833
I 'm so cool, you can blow me between your mom's legs to relieve her from the heat
>>68956872
>oil drafted three finns
they really went all out
Where were you when the leafs drafted the next GOAT?
>>68957042
Isn't he still projected worse than Eichel?
>>68957042
>laffs
>>68957059
Depends who you ask. Some say he's better some say he's not as good.
So who is the Pulju of the 2017 draft?
We need to get started early
>>68957072
>cuckalinen
>>68949546
RIP SCORCH
BEST MASCOT EVER.
;_;
