Neuer ©; Hector, Hummels, Khedira, Özil, Draxler, Müller, Boateng, Kroos, Kimmich, Gomez
will Poldi or Schweini play today?
also, when does the Dutch NT enter the competition?
REAL THREAD
>>68874561
>>68874561
>>68940105
"no"
>>68940146
soon
yes hello
bunda
Will Draxlerinho return to Schalke?
>>68940105
Yes
>>68940146
Not at all
>>68940373
Hi
No Dannebrog jersey in the grand tours or classics the next 12 months :/
los geht's
Just had one of the best frozen pizzas of my life. #gameready
>>68940818
>eating pizzas frozen
wew
>>68940818
Making pizza on the grill later tonight. First time I'm doing it like that.
>>68940576
No, he left because he couldnt "handle the pressure", the little faggot. Both Meyer and Sane are far better either way.
Wearing my 2012 kit with 3 stars. #gameready
>>68940921
He left because every good player leaves the shithouse that is >Schalke as fast as they can, so they can get away from the deluded fans printing your face on a flag when you're just a 17yo wonderboy
>>68940897
How are you doing it. Guide me through the proccess
My face when the buffet yesterday didn't have broccoli or any other good vegetables
>>68940889
If you buy them cheap, like in a Supermarkt or something, you only get them frozen.
I know its pretty shitty, but if you want to eat a warm tender one you have to go to a pizzeria.
eating spaghetti
>>68940996
My parents have a pizza stone so I'll be heating that one up and then place the pizza on it.
Making one with mozzarella and serrano ham and another with potatoes and goat cheese
>>68941063
Don't you need a closed place for pizza like an oven?
>>68940985
Thats why they have the highest rated german talent in their team and just signed one of the most promising european talents, right?
>>68941106
It's a big gas grill with a lid
slovak anthem is nice
>>68940959
post pic
My neighbours will spoil me
>>68941106
yes you do
>>68941146
so you cook a pizza on a meat grill? hmm experimental stuff
>>68941114
"talent", yes. once they become good players, they gtfo. Like Neuer, Draxler, Rakitic, Özil and a ton of others.
>>68941152
hate when that happens
>>68941146
Okay. I would like seeing a picture of the well done pizza on that stone
SCHLAAAAAAAND
>>68941187
Yes but with a big pizza stone. As long as you get the temperature high enough it should be better than in the oven according to my estimations.
>>68941146
That stuff is unfortunately banned here because of our past.
>>68941190
We kicked Racitic and Özil out because they were not good enough for us. Though I admit that might have been a little bit premature
>>68941063
>goat cheese
>>68941354
goat cheese is quite good though
>>68941063
>Making one with mozzarella and serrano ham
I want to read gorgonzola instead of mozzarella
>>68941352
Typical Schalke delusion
>>68941354
Potatoes, goat cheese, crushed garlic + olive oil, thyme, rosemary
>>68941391
Aye, maybe next time.
it's the goat cheese
>>68941459
Okay
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAA
GOATENG
I WANT YOU AS MY NEIGHBOR
GOALTENG
BLITZKRIEG
UGH
>>68941613
kek
lel
>
SLOVAKS GETTING
B T F O
T
F
O
oh...
nevermind
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>shitzil
>oil
So why isn't Müller the penalty taker?
good. now no more goals please
>>68942092
more like gomez
özil
how
>muller has never scored a goal at the euros
>ozil gefällt mir ausgesprochen gut
t. Bela Rethy
>Thomas stooler
>Hector
Welcome to Liverpool
Neuer!
>still only 1-0
YES FINALLY
FUCK THIS IS GOOD
The last time i have seen Draxler play like this was for Schalke against Galatasaray.
MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA MAJO POMMES CHA CHA CHA
Shit thread
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draxler plays very very very good
I hope Fatze and Reus trade injury luck so we can finally see reus goat with the NT
>>68943756
yeah
>>68943844
draxler is better than reus though
>>68943604
Did you bet against germany?
>>68943756
all the midfield was good except khedira who isnt doing much
hängt özil solange es noch bäume gibt btw
>>68943904
kek, no
>>68943844
Are you kidding?
Reus not being here is the best possible thing that can happen to the NT. He is a Chancentod if i've ever seen one. Terrile influence on the team.
>>68944008
Reinhold calm down
>>68944008
t. mad cutomer
When will this beautiful autist get unleashed?
why do people think reus would win something for once in his life? if he is around, trophies are literally unreachable
i like the guy but he is doomed
>>68944065
I have been saying this for years and proven right time and time again.
>being this obsessed
wew Neinhold
https://twitter.com/DFB_Team_EN/status/747108645998059520?s=09
özil abschiebung wann?
>>68944190
>>68944008
because he's always hurt when he could've proven you wrong
NICE obsession with woodynho lol
Went and bought some gorgonzola.
Thank you.
looking good
th-thanks
hey!
>>68944596
Cool
Draxler makes me moist
based Draxlerinho
>>68944993
You make me moist
YES
YOU DESERVE IT JULIAN
I STILL LOVE YOU
based Draxler
DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL DRAXLERINHO VFL
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXLER
why tf was he so open
>>68945069
imagine a threesome with you, me and Draxler.
hnggggg
>>68945069
>>68945232
can i watch?
>>68945321
you can be the cameraman
>>68945232
>imagine a threesome with you, me and Draxler.
I've thought about this and it really depends on the type of shag.
If it was just raw, untamed anal as a bottom, I'd have to go for Podolski. He probably would fill me up like a car at the petrol station and I assume, that if I were gay, I would enjoy it. If I was the top, and giving the bumming, I'd pick Draxler- He is German and probably cleans his crack so that scat can be forced out of it more easily and I wouldn't get any arsehairs stuck in my bellend.
I'd suck off Hummels because I want to see his face when I swallow his entire, almost certainly massive load of semen. I'd be sucked off by Boateng because of those sexy black lips, it'd be like wanking with a soggy baseball glove. If I was doing coke off their chest before drug fucking them I'd choose Gomez for obvious reasons. In a threesome I'd simply pick Höwedes and Neuer.
>>68945321
Yes
>>68943604
Shit life :/
>>68944008
this guy is right though
>>68945461
GOAT pasta.
LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI
>>68945513
Stop samefagging and just enjoy the match neinhold.
>>68945461
that seems a bit gay lad, i thought it would be just us two(girls) and Draxler.
seriously, who will win later? hungary or belgium? Belgium is shit but im not sure about hungary
>>68945783
>p-please help me with my tips!
Ill stick with my 0-0* prediction. With Belgium winning on penalties.
>>68945941
Pls no
Götze's managed to start two tournaments in a row in a starting role and end up losing it
Why would you not rest any of kroos ozil gomez at 3-0 up
>>68946354
özil will be invisible next game anyways, so there is no need in resting him.
kroos and gomez on the other hand are top tier teutonen who don't need to rest.
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AUTOKORSO TUUT TUUUT
>>68946354
>>68946194
Cringe
Draxler vs. Götze
Jesus Christ that was a relaxing game.
I rarely had this much pure joy watching a game of football.
good to see that italy will rekt germany again
>>68946604
BOATENG VS NEIGHBORS
MAJO POMMES CHA CHA
Löw is at it again...
https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/747122271681118210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8jEO0wpjfI
This fucking laugh
he can't keep getting away with it
hahahaha, this Stani banter is glorious
>>68947735
dont you sometimes wish you were legitimately crazy like that guy?
there must be a certain thrill to it.
>>68947735
What do you think about this >>68947191 >>68947489
>>68947814
Yeah
>>68947873
Haven't had time to study it
This DFB guy is so legit
>>68947904
I thought he was super boring when he got the job, but he proved me wrong.
>>68947904
personally i feel like he is a pedophile tho
hoping for a Belgian choke
>hoping
>>68947892
>Haven't had time to study it
Too bad. What about the pizza
How is that hair aloud
who are we rooting for guys
>>68949641
The viewing public
>>68949641
Goals
>>68949734
>>68949738
never heard of these teams
>>68949919
I'm not really fussed who wins so long as the game is entertaining.
Riget marathon is on...
>>68949971
did you make this
>>68949202
Finished eating >>68949971
>>68950026
Yes
>>68949971
Looking juicy
>>68949965
i see
>>68949971
hello
>>68950126
Hello!
>mfw browsing through gorgonzola recipes
>>68949971
Looks like you did well
is it just me or is /bundes/ extra comfy today?
>>68950471
I'm very happy wth the result. Tasted great and was comfy preparing it throughout the afternoon.
>>68950487
Not just you
>>68950487
yeah, i don't see any filtered posts popping up
Ugh. Glad I watched Riget instead of pre-game studio.
Notice Dortmund legend Flemming Povlsen on the (your) left.
Aua aua meine hand
nice save from the old man
>>68950726
hahaha clever with the pants! because the hungarian keeper uses similar ones! hehe
>>68951064
There's such a gulf in quality between the two different Euro broadcasters here.
This is the drop that made the cup overflow and I will not watch anything other than the actual matches on TV2 from now. I will still tune in to the studio on DR since they have a good host and some great guests, even the token woman is good there.
>>68951544
Do you have a danish equivalent to Holger Stanislawski?
>>68951646
I don't know who he is and wikipedia doesn't tell me what a Danish equivalent would be like
I'm now a Juventus fan
>>68951825
i hate denmark now
>>68951846
I don't have time for haters
>>68951753
But he was a Bundesliga-coach not long ago.
>>68951894
he always looks like shit, its actually impressive to have so much money, but never ever be able to look representable.
>>68952077
Well I don't know him. TV2 has a guy who was Superliga coach not long ago.
>>68952269
mmh
leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth t be h denmark
>>68951894
he looks like jamel debbouze from the wonderful movie "asterix and cleopatra"
HUNGARY
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
HUNGARY
>>68951894
classy
oooh
fuck man
i want hungary to do this so badly
>>68953091
yeah. their star man got hurt in the warm up, so they have done well tonight
:(
fuck...
;_;
Good
what a goal
Wtf hazard is amazing?
;__;
;__;
the dream is over
Drax > Hazard
to bh
>>68953671
yes he is.
against 2nd divison tier teams
If you had to decide between taking your anvil _OR_ your falcon to the kino, which one would you choose and why?
>Belgium will reach the final
ughhhhh
hope we trash them real well
@NickiBille14 Preseason!
(Dansh player for Lech Poznan)
>>68953855
falcon all the way
he can get snacks fast even during playtime
Just imagine being 84 with a gun tattoo covering half your trunk
aua aua meine pimmel
>>68953985
Yes
sad end to a good day of football
hope we will see more of bernd storck
hes a great guy
i hope belgium burns
regards
;__;
Hungary doesn't deserve this
Good.
>>68954047
hes living for the gang
hängt özil
>>68955437
ronny-pascal pls
Man, every thread, no matter how innocent, turns into pure bintpol shit nowadays.
>>68955553
i don't care if he's a turk, black or whatever but he is fucking useless and always has been (except that one goal against ghana ok)
all i really demand from my future gf is that she can give me good massages.
i dont care about anything else
>>68955716
>but he is fucking useless
no he's not, you casual
>>68955856
kk claudia
>>68955925
I'm Michaela
RIP Schimanski
wie geht's
>>68956015
>kurze, schwere krankheit
damn
>>68956015
scheisse
>>68956015
rip Götze
>>68956140
Bestimmt Krebs
>>68956211
>1860 fan
poor guy ;_;
rip
>>68956282
some people deserve cancer
>>68956077
ok i guess
>>68956410
edgy
>>68956466
but some people actually do, wouldn't you agree?
>>68956538
no
grow up
>>68940105
>>68940316
>>68940577
damn i was actually wrong and you were actually right. gg wp
>>68956723
so why would e.g. a serial rapist and murderer not deserve a deadly disease?
>>68956723
BTFO
>>68957078
because he's still a human being
>>68957216
>this is what liberals actually believe
>>68957305
thinking a human being is a human being doesn't really make me a liberal I think
if you wish death upon someone because he did something bad then you're no better than him tbf
>>68957305
i actually am better because i don't go and murder him. i don't even wish for anyone to get a painful and deadly disease.
but if a bad guy happens to get that kind of disease, i don't feel sorry at all.
>>68957533
obviously meant for
>>68957382
>>68957382
Child rapist detected
Only psychos defend other psychos
>>68957533
that's still a human life going down the drain. No one is truly innocent, yet you'll be ok with someone dying because he did something that you judge wrong?
>>68957742
wouldn't that make you the psycho for wanting to take that persons life rather than imprisoning him?
Copa America finals in a bong
nice
Hope Chile wins again
>>68958751
they did, Arunguiz took a great pen
>>68971914
great player
>messhit
tsuuuuuuuuuuuu