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Euro 2016 RO16 starts tomorrow:
Switzerland - Poland 15:00
Wales - Northern Ireland 18:00
Croatia - Poortugal 21:00
Why would Kroos go back to Buyern? I think he just wants more money.
Also Brexit would mean that a lot of EU-citizens playing in England would have to go home.
theres already a thread >>68867412
>>68874702
one that's on autosage, yes
>>68874702
please stay there stick-in-arse faggot.
>>68874294
Good
>>68874347
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING!
>>68874803
did you have a cheeky drink tonight?
Renzi: Al telefono con @bundeskanzlerin
>you will never ever EVER be Italian
;_;
>>68874859
Aye
this heat and no football makes me a dull boy desu
All these great jokes and reaction images on twitter almost makes it worth it
>>68874875
what did you drank
>>68874864
Poor hat.
I really should be studying this weekend
fucking Euros
>>68874906
Aussie rosé, Aussie shiraz, American zinfandel, rum, now Faxe Kondi and Gin Mare (p awful gin imo)
>>68874906
Btw my mum told me not too long ago that she made her and my father boycot French wine in the '90s because of the nuclear tests.
Never took my mom for a particularly political person
so regarding the tippspiel:
when i want to place my tipp there also is a register called "wer kommt weiter?" now since the knockout stages
do i have to tipp both? or just one? i am confused
>>68874947
isn't that a bit too much? you should slow down lad
I will brush my teeth now.
>>68875050
Didn't drink full bottles tho
Finishing off with some gin on the rocks now. Pretty decent level. Light head but not super zooted.
Still wish I was a druggie instead.
why don't these two faggots just fuck off to int or go on whatsapp to have their pathetic smalltalk?
>>68875101
are you an alcoholic or something?
>Alcohol ≠ Drug
Danish education
>>68875071
>>68875114
No, but I enjoy it and take comfort in alcohol
>>68875121
*still wish I was a narcoman (Danish term) then
Typing this message right now, watching the computer screen.
>>68875184
so you drink alot way too often ok
The Gymnasium students have been out in their "student wagons" today.
One of those great days of your life.
>>68875019
ill look into it tomorrow morning
>>68875224
I think that's fair to say. I do worry about my health long term, but I certainly would not call myself an alcoholic since I am not one.
>>68875247
drinking at home enough to be well buzzed is the first step to alcoholism tbf
>>68875247
Isn't there some Danish festival after, where these kids fuck like rabbits in the woods?
>>68875270
I am not home alone tonight. I am visiting my parents for my mother's birthday.
>>68875275
???
There are loads of festivals in Den,ark. Roskilde, one of the world's best, starts this weekend, but on open fields. The one in a forest is Skanderborg takes place in a forest, if you're talking about music festivals. Don't think it has a particular reputation for fucking tho
>>68875333
so you get hammered and then visit your parents?
there is nothing wrong with drinking alone imo. i always have a beer after work in my garden and usually drink 1-2 liters of beer a day. im in tip top shape, i even go to the gym before work, and feel healthy
>>68875357
Other way round
>>68875333
Oh, maybe it was Norway then, i once watched a documentary on Tv about some kind of kinky festival or just some area where the kids who just got their A levels met, got drunk and indulged in exuberant hedonism, they were also riding these decorated trucks.
>>68875359
what for
like what's the point of drinking all those beers
>>68875359
In my peak season I have a few G&Ts after work. Definitely helps me relax and enjoy the evening television a lot more than if I was dry.
>>68875359
You're a clinical alcoholic if you drink alcohol every day, not that an alcoholic can't function in society, though.
>>68875426
As you say "alcoholic" is just a word
>>68875411
I like how it makes me feel. All of the stress during the day melts away. I work at a very stressful job. I also enjoy the ritual of coming home, having a beer and a smoke on my balcony. Its very relaxing
>>68875401
Hmm, there are no dedicated festivals for this in Denmark. The kids will just wear their student hats to the normal music festivals. Shame I'm not at home or I would have taken a picture of mine. It's covered in writing from my friends + cuts in the shadow for statying up past sunrise, puking, drinking a case of beer etc. There's an elaborate system to the different kinds of cuts for different achievements
>>68875426
LOL
Having a couple of drinks to relax after contributing to your country's BNP = degenerate alcoholic
>>68875478
i think you should watch your drinking habits tho
>>68875463
What are the most common drugs used among young people in Denmark besides alcohol, and how easy can you get them?
>>68875426
hm i guess so. I never get black out drunk tho even on weekends. Right now im in bed while my room mates get so fucked up i have to cook and feed them soup tomorrow as usual
>>68875453
you could something else to make the stress go away. but if it works for you its fine I guess
>>68875502
Hash is obviously very easy to get by like in the rest of the world. Especially in Copenhagen with Christiania even though the police are cracking down very hard on that place atm.
Other than that it's coke and the ecstasy stuff, nothing too outré here. A lot of heroin in Copenhagen but it's not my impression that it's popular with the youth
>>68874561
>Also Brexit would mean that a lot of EU-citizens playing in England would have to go home.
No, it wouldn't dumb kraut. No wonder we left that dictatorship.
>>68875531
hm yes i also enjoy working in my garden looking after my plants. I takes alot if stress away aswell
>>68875502
dude weed lmao
Have any of you ever visitied Christiania?
I feel like any foreigner who has ever been to Copenhagen has probably been there as well
>>68875661
"no"
>>68875661
yes
>>68875676
>>68875705
Cool
Christiania is both great and repulsive to me
Hagi and Raducioio, 1994
Goodnight, /bundes/!!
in about 13 and a half hours football will be back
I was training yesterday hehe
Morning /cric/
Thoughts on the match last night?
achtelfinals today
Alright
>>68880401
I can't sleep no more
okay, there is some football today
that' great
>>68886437
>>68886458
i w0nt be abl3 to w@tch
>>68886182
Girugamesh!
>>68874561
Is Brexit a good thing for bundesliga? I hear english is pretty popular there too just in case of an EPL fallout
>>68886546
not really
>EPL fallout
It won't happen. The EPL is a billion dollar business. The Brits will find a way to continue as before
my parents are done in the bathroom so i can go in there now. old people need sooooo muuuuch time in the morning
Why does my cock smell so strong?
Should I wash it?
>>68886660
sweat, sperm, urine
no
>talking cocks around these waters is considered lewd
You guys wouldn't last a day on hm
Where is everyone?
I CAN'T GET NOT SLEEP
DÖDÖDÖDÖ DÖDÖDÖDÖ
DÖDÖDÖDÖ DÖDÖDÖD
Wow I'm so alone
aaaaaaloooooone
>>68886959
Why aren't you replying to me?
>>68886971
which one was you tho
>>68886971
Hello
>>68887099
Hi I already had breakfast
Yesterday I considered snatching a piece of underwear from a friends sister and mum when visiting all three of them. I was able to reach their dirty box in the bathroom during peepee and found a black dotted white panty with shit stains in it but decided against the snatch
>>68887123
Yes me too
So what's up in the world of football news? Toni Kroos to Bayern huh? How about that for a rumour??
>>68887181
I had eggs with ham
good morning !!!
>>68887048
hmmmmmmm
>>68887200
only read it around here
>>68887226
Good morning France
>>68887241
>only
What's wrong with Bundesliga as a news source
>tfw became an expert on store fronts over the last couple of months
great.jpg
>>68887405
Not at my appartment, attending festivities
Le shiggy pissbagdiggy
>>68887443
Okay
Suisse 0 - 1 Poland
Wales 2 - 1 norn iron
Croatia 3 - 2 Portugal
>>68887302
it's not very reliable
>>68887492
Great tips
>>68887506
Okay
I won't be watching Germanys quarter final next saturday
>>68887553
never used this expression but you should kys
When are Spain playing Italy?
>>68887553
also the ro16 hasn't even begun yet
>>68887577
monday 18h
>>68887564
I'm really not a good kisser. During my last kiss my teeth collided with her teeth and it felt really unpleasant. Yesterday I hugged a madame and I went in so rough that I basically hit her chin with my shoulder. I am made for caressing others but the first touch, standing, I am almost never able to follow through smoothly
>>68887593
THANK YOU. Nice. We are so going to watch that
who is we
good morning
>>68887579
Germany will most likely beat Slovakia
>>68887656
You me Demnach Brazil United Kingdom Kyouko France Anon Netherlands
>listing me twice
hehe
Good morning
>>68887656
Good morning
>>68887698
^^
>sleeping until 11 ante meridiem
I don't get it
>>68887832
depends on when you go to sleep
i watched "sicario" last night
SHOOP DA WHOOP
i think the tourism board of mexico must hate that movie
Hello I'm here now, where are the bundes?
>>68888000
>double trips
Hehehe.
>>68887991
You could become a male camwhore.
i always felt myself attracted to mexico somehow
>>68888037
guess you've always been walking kinda headless through your life
>>68887213
I had bread with brie and strawberry jam
>eating cheese for breakfast
>>68888047
good pun thank you
Nothing wrong with that
>>68887863
yeah
>>68887914
forgettable film
>>68888000
good post
i always liked their way of speaking spanish, it is very clear
>>68888000
Nice integers. Checked
>>68888063
Very solid. Wouldn't be my cup of tea though. Carbohydrates and sugar, barely any proton
>>68888084
What's wrong Anon-kun, can't handle the caseine?
>>68888160
I'm not big on breakfast. Usually just have a banana or some other piece of fruit plus a couple cups of coffee.
Visiting my parents today so I had what they were having.
Has your France embargo stopped altogether or why are you eating French cheese.
>>68888160
cheese is strong and it's good after a meal, or as a snack in the afternoon
but I don't want my mouth and my nose to get assaulted by very strong cheese in the morning
>>68888202
I don't think it lasted long
>>68886458
>upset
>>68888186
_ANYTHING_ really for breakfast is still better than eating nothing. The breakfast is where you can pretty much eat everything, as long as you eat something
>>68888213
Good reasoning. You have a plan
>>68888213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc
Ronaldo-Sama will score goal today
>>68888381
>>68888381
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68888406
uuuhh i think you got something wrong there
First match on ZDF
second match on ARd
third match on ZDF
who /thunderstorm/ here
>>68888450
good
my room smells very bad but im scared to open the window because a wasp might come in
>>68888572
Hailstorm, in fact. Jesus christ.
>>68888572
only rain over here
Is Rodhåd a /bundes/ approved artist?
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my man and Dr. Pavel here.
>>68888816
would /bundes/ ever wear their countries colours as a haircut???
>>68889103
no. i would never color my hair in any way
>>68888809
he looks so fucking bro it hurts
>colouring your hair
lol
i bet you buy canned food too
>>68888589
Open the widow
Select all images with coffee
Did you wash your cock?
I talked to an 18yo girl , yesterday who said tumblr and memes out loud. This girl is the best of her class
>>68889366
was she qt?
>>68889133
>so fucking bro
what exactly do you mean by this?
>>68889410
in a pejorative way. I mean look at him. Those tats, that beard and that fucking hat. I'm sure he's rocking an undercut under that
>>68888572
It woke me up during the night but right now its chill
>>68889468
you reckon he should dress more techno?
>>68889468
Woah, keep that stuff to your diary, guy.
>>68889448
my life is a lie
>>68889468
He's also trimmed his crotch and has eyelashes some people would die for
>sell Gundam
>buy Rode for 15mil
>sell Mickey the aryan
>want to buy Bellarabi for 36mil or Schürrle for 30mil
JUST
>>68889776
shareholders already fuming and selling their product
Switzerland lineup: Sommer-Lichtsteiner-Schar-Djourou-Rodriguez-Behrami-Xhaka-Dzemaili-Mehmedi-Shaqiri-Seferovic #SUI #SUIPOL #EURO2016
Lineup #POL Fabianski - Piszczek, Glik, Pazdan, Jedrzejczyk - Blaszczykowski, Krychowiak, Maczynski, Grosicki - Milik, Lewandowski #suipol
>>68889798
fuming where? at the mouth?
>>68889814
Ugh I wish I was in my appartment. How do people enjoy going outside and interacting with others
don't forget to tipp you guys
>>68889903
i really don't know desu. really depends on the people you are interacting with
>>68889864
out of there bunda
>>68889989
*their
woops
WHEN LOVES TAKES OVEEEEERRRRRR
NO YOU CANT DENYYY
>ywn see everyone of your national team sing the anthem
Switzerland truly has the worst hymn of them all.
t. Swiss person.
>>68890278
thought the same desu
also that fucking countdown errytime
I'm leaving you now. Have fun
>>68889987
>Lads, it's Slovakia
>>68889814
I admire his loyalty to Seferovic.
>>68874932
morning
>>68890513
>lads it's Algeria
>that lazy shot
>It's a Lewandowski drag back episode
>Schalke paid 28mio for Embolo
>>68890833
do you like this episode
>>68890877
Yes
>>68890884
okaaay
>>68890864
if they manage to get rid of huntelard and neusteher i think it should be fine
not sure about the guy either tho
>>68890864
What?
Since when do they have this kind of money to spend?
>>68891137
they got a pretty neat gazprom deal a couple weeks ago
>>68891118
neustated is leaving for free and it's going to be quite hard to sell huntelaar for good money
>>68891210
Okay, mustve missed that.
Still, this is their most expensive transfer ever, no?
Jurado was the previous one i believe.
>>68891247
it's not even about the transfer fee, but about the salary which is generally way too high auf schalke
Hotte is gone now, so maybe >Schalke will become better
why is milik always standing in the right position and lewandowski in the wrong one
Brosicki so lucky jesus.
KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA KUBA
ugh
>>68891390
funny thing is if it was the other way around goals would actually happen
>>68891649
Put the ball in the net Swiss-chan
>>68891759
Milik bullies Lewa?
>its a switzerland play like garbage episode
seen a few of those in my time
>Austria is out
>Switzerland is not
This is what we get.
>>68892284
badly
>>68890864
Embolo is great if he gets to play. However, because Schalke is >Schalke, he won't.
germans are funny
?yellow
>>68891796
lets hope
Reverse Schumacher
>>68893042
i dont get it
>>68893111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYEpVjpinI
you got digits
>dat save
Jesus Christ
>>68893363
i missed it
>>68893422
There will be a replay at some point
Oh God
classic switzerland
SHAQ
Oh my gooooddddddd
I literally can not believe this happened
I am on shock
yea
dat goal
Big goal
>>68893769
*in shock
Me too desu
>>68893977
>shaw
>>68894592
this
You now remember Eren Derdiyoks incredible goal for Leverkusen.
>>68894854
i don't desu
post webbum
>>68894941
no i want to concentrate on the game
>>68894941
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY_PCdgehaw
How are they so good?
I did not expect this.
>>68895862
Polan are scared to play
will be unfortunate when Schweiz lose on pens
>>68896209
Yes.
I was fairly neutral for this game but Switzerland deserves this.
extra time is such a waste its all too sloppy cause everyone's fucked. the fittest or luckiest team wins. needs to just go straight to pens
>>68895439
thx
>>68896443
this extra time was pretty good though
POLAND OR SWISS?
also
Sommer >>>>>> Fabianski
>>68896534
it was okay
i hope levandovski misses
>>68896627
Sommer is short
lel
>
That arsenal dna
swiss fans have been very annoying this game
so much whistling
>match thread lasted 10 minutes
KEK
keepers haven't even gotten close lol
devastating...
why granit
>>68897233
kosovo sabotage
Wow , bundesliga players sure are shitty
Arsenal should sell that fag before he plays a single game
>>68897409
Lewandowski is better than every single player on that shit league
i don't get it
how can you shoot the ball out of the orbit in such a situation? explain yourselves swissfags
this certainly is good for my Tipps, but Switzerland would have deserved to go through
Urs Meier on suicide watch
Hitzfeld turning in his grave
>>68897530
yes
how
That was a shaka of a penalty
>>68897744
lool
>>68897523
He sure as hell didnt look like it, he was missing
>Daten gewinnen keine Spiele
FUCK OFF ZDF I AM ALREADY TRIGGERED ENOUGH YOU DENSE CUNTS
does anyone really care about this Wales game?
>>68897912
Me
Bale is one of our (Real Madrid) best players
>>68897523
t. Dawid Fettsackowski
Friendly reminder to switch to ARD for the next game.
>>68897912
no not even a little bit
>same anthem twice
