i'll add some boxing events later
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii [Live]
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittichai
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68868759
News:
>Faber isn't retiring
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/24/12026974/ufc-urijah-faber-shoots-down-retirement-rumors-has-no-plans-fight-tj-dillashaw-mma
>Barboza-Mendelez becomes new UFC on Fox 20 comain event
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12026544/with-glover-teixeira-out-gilbert-melendez-vs-edson-barboza-upgraded
fuck schaub
fuck adan
Imagine being so autistic that you make the OP early so people can ready your ebin news even though a livestream is on right now and the thread would fill up quicksmart anyways
Schaub is probably the most skilled HW of his generation. The guy has it all; technique, power, athleticism, charisma and good looks. UFC seriously fucked up by not marketing him as the badass hottie.
>>68876359
>>68876366
and fuck you! haha good morning boys :D
>>68876405
It's okay, he's making more money podcasting than most UFC champion do for getting brain damage in front of drunk hillbillys.
>i'll add some boxing events later
lmao this isn't /box/ retard
Can he make it, lads?
holy shit. so many prelims, how will they get through it all?
...Anonymous
06/24/16(Fri)18:34:50 No.68876416
>>68876268 #
They're actually doing mma in the ring too
I love it
Here's the finish
http://webmshare.com/1OWMz
Justin Lawrence up next
>>68876428
I know, the guy is an inspiration. His work ethic is second to none and its always nice to see a self made millionaire.
>>68876429
/box/ doesn't exist on a regular basis lad
>>68876428
Schaub is definitely richer than Stipe, which is kind of hilarious.
>Bellator Livestream
>>68876441
Then in belongs on /asp/ not in /heem/
>>68876448
Richer than Cain Velasquez and Robbie Lawler as well.
>>68876441
>Implying /box/ doesn't exist when BIG MEATY FIGHTS are coming up
Anyone have a region free stream
I welcome adding /box/ to /heem/.
Reminder this is a general for all heems, not just mma related heems.
>memeing
>>68876489
this
>>68876477
use a VPN
>>68876461
GLORY technically doesn't belong in the list either, considering it's not MMA
There are /heem/s in boxing too
>>68876489
Ur opinion=wgaf
>kickboxing
>>68876477
Use livestreamer http://spikelive-f.akamaihd.net/z/spikebellator_live1@62376/manifest.f4m?g=DFUFIWTZCHJW&hdcore=3.1.0
It's an hds stream so put hds:// in front of the link
>>68876407
>good morning
WE ROLLIIIING
>>68876507
Fuck off goofy
anyone have a full list of kickboxing fights happening tonight in bellator? Why is the kickboxing card so hard to find? So far I only see 4 fights.
>>68876506
You're right, glory shouldn't be there. Neither should the events 3 months away or the small orga
>>68876523
>That link
No thanks
Anyone got a none virus link?
>>68876550
opinion discarded
>>68876523
HEEEEEEEEEM
heem
Vicious 1 - 2
>tfw aussie webm friend is kill
GIVE A FUCKING LINK YOU GOOFS
>>68876626
bellator.tv
anyone know if pride lady will be announcing tonight?
Is MMA-Tracker any good?
these girls are awful
Based Scott Coker bringing back mma in a ring
What a fookin legend
>>68876577
>when you're a complete idiot and you have to let everyone know
HOW DO YOU NOT CALL THAT A KNOCKDOWN YOU FUCKING IDIOT REF
>>68876680
He's right there, he probably sees just how weak these punches are.
Lads, I think DC is actually going to get the upset and beat Jon in their second fight.
>>68876698
yeah you're probably right.
>good job girls, good job
lol patronizing ref is the best
Here's the Lawrence finish lads
http://webmshare.com/RAR3E
http://webmshare.com/rvaN8
Someone upload pls
GIVE
A
FUCKING
NONE
US
LINK
>>68876758
just go on taima you fucking idiot.
>>68876758
I gave you a direct link to the stream and told you how to use it with livestreamer.
Kill yourself you retard.
Is http://bellator.spike.com/live running badly for anyone else?
>>68876747
I would, but I'm on mobile rn
>>68876781
Wont load
>>68876820
website is getting a lot of traffic, use this one.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12022976/bellator-157-live-stream-online
These ring and cage prelims are pretty based.
Think Coker got this thing figured out.
>>68876836
the website won't load? You tried this right?
http://taima.tv/r/mma
>>68876623
crashing this union
>>68876837
>Faber not retiring, in search of interesting bouts
>>68876824
Same
Someone upload them if someone is nice enough to make webms of heems for us.
>>68876441
>Implying I didn't just make /box/
>>68876843
Place looks empty.
Do we have any promos or posters for Heem 1 yet?
>tfw /heem/ is gobbling up /box/ like the UFC buys up small promotions to throw on fightpass
NSDOIBFOBNIOFBNI()FNEFD NIF
GIB ME A FUCKING LINK
WE LEFT THE EU I DESERVE IT
>>68876466
>Brandon Schaub is richer than Robbie Lawler
y tho
>>68876942
Is previous thread the premier new meme of the current year?
>>68876954
Nah I'm not gonna do it.
I bet you're a Muslim as well.
>>68876932
>muh tribalism
>>68876992
>muh tribadism
wow Buckley looked great
>puweezz bellator bing me back! Ooooooooooweeee I luk gud dough!
>>68876843
I went to Dynamite1. The atmosphere was great. The guy really knows how to run a show.
>>68876954
What's going on here?
po mo bellator mufugga ah promiss massa furs round nex tahm nah secund mayne
heem
Being done by John Kricfalusi and Mike Judge
>>68877164
delete this, its racist and offensive
>>68877164
Seriously is this going to be actual thing
This man look like a skinny man's face shopped on a fat man's body.
>>68877164
>Adult swim
Cant wait for cartoon DC to suck off Cartoon Jon. It's going to be fucking biblical.
Anyone else follow TFATK on snapchat?
Schaub beat Dominick Cruz in go-cart racing
True alpha male
>>68877334
He drinks a lot of bud light.
>It's a cultural enrichment episode
>>68877334
>cardinals fan
Here's Buckley dropping heatherly
http://webmshare.com/YxeeG
Buckley seems like one to watch
http://webmshare.com/YxeeG
Brutal heem kicky in the ring
http://webmshare.com/QxRRR
http://webmshare.com/JAnnW
Guys getting on teamspeak? Jump in lads.
>>68877411
will upload when I get back on my computer
>>68877164
>DC
>abs
what about the other prelims?
>>68877385
I know this is a bit gay but I have called each fight not knowing much about MMA just calling the physiques, I knew white guy was going to lose based on his lower ab fat and black guy was overall less bodyfat % by the eye test.
Not sure if these white guys are recreational or what maybe they just do it for fun inbetween accountant/trucker jobs.
Reminder that Gus won 2,3,4 of the DC fight.
>>68877488
Bellator never shows all the prelim fights.
>>68877303
Its Adult Swim, the only channel that would possibly do it.
>>68877164
I never understood John Kricfalusi's appeal
>>68877334
lol how do you let yourself go like that
>>68877874
Ask your mother
who is unironically the most overrated coach?
>>68877923
Firas
>>68877923
ray longoof
Heres a webm lads
>>68878065
Is he the dude who inadvertantly got that fighter killed if you know what I'm talking about
>>68878182
Duke Goofass
>>68878176
>>68876781
They're watching YouTube videos and not Bellator
>>68878337
The sound of that 1-2 was magic.
>>68878337
Here is the combo that dropped Heatherly
>>68878386
firstrow
Bellator got Dana to talk on their Kimbo tribute?
>>68878337
Is that Justin Lawrence from TUF?
>>68878497
yes
Guys, UFC 200 is only two weeks away
>>68878497
>>68878508
That lad had a lot of potential. Whatever happened to him after TUF?
>>68878497
Yeah, you dummy
>>68878461
>>68878518
plus one day, but i see your point, eddie alvarez is getting that belt in less than two weeks as i'm speaking to you right now
>>68878541
He won a couple, lost a couple in the UFC went to rfa then bellator I think
>>68878453
firstrow?
Be honest: is FightPass worth it?
>>68878642
firstrowsports i got warned on /sp/ for linking to a stream you'll have to figure it out, they always have literally everything even if the quality is shit
>>68878645
Yes.
>>68878541
I seem to recall him being BTFO by a chinaman in One FC. Might be wrong, though.
>>68878645
yes
>>68878461
>Bellator confirmed for sold to Zuffa
>>68878726
>Bellator finally put out of misery
ari gold confirmed for chairman of the ufc? say yes please say it
>the enfaces is on the second sillable
who here /meathead/
>>68878810
Based Meat Stick.
Rafael dos Anjos (c) vs. Eddie Alvarez
Roy Nelson vs. Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban vs. Belal Muhammad
Joseph Duffy vs. Mitch Clarke
Mike Pyle vs. Alberto Mina
John Makdessi vs. Mehdi Baghdad
Anthony Birchak vs. Dileno Lopes
Russell Doane vs. Pedro Munhoz
Felipe Arantes vs. Jerrod Sanders
Gilbert Burns vs. Łukasz Sajewski
Marco Beltrán vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Vicente Luque vs. Alvaro Herrera
rate this card
>>68878911
So sexy.
>>68878931
5/10
>this daughter surgery walk in
Jesus Bella, get your shit together.
>>68878931
10/10 by fight pass standards
Fuck yes! My pulled pork is finally ready! Just gotta wait for a WMMA fight to pull it out of the cooker and shred it up.
>@thisisthevoice
Kek everytime
>>68878959
PUFFY
>>68878921
Here. Meathead is based as fuck.
No streams on stream2watch or firstrow. Where can i watch?
HEEM
ayy lmao
Big John isn't stopping anything anymore.
He wants blood.
Possibly the laziest finishing ever by this islander. He easily should have finished it.
Heem sleepy
>getting dominated on the ground by a rocked Mitrione
ooooooooh fuck
memes prevail
>>68878931
Spicy
Has the potential to be spicy, but probably won't be
Potential FOTN
Underrated
Underrated
6/10
6/10
whos
whos
whos
whos
whos
Who fights aren't a bad thing, but they are unknowns
7/10 overall
>Seumongtaauafua's fight IQ
wew
Well, that was dumb as fuck.
>le grapple the rocked opponent man
>ywn get wasted with mitrione and schaub
Kill me.
Holy shit was a fixed fucking fight. The black guy did what he could to make sure Meathead would win kek.
Isn't that guy on the Dave & Buster's commercial a YouTuber?
How's lellator going lads
Was Mitrione rocked?
Great fights free on Spike TV™ Right now!
Get your MMA on at Dave & Busters™
>>68879191
He doesn't even remember.
Dude is fucked.
>Well we have some news for you
>As you know your daughter is in surgery at the moment
>She didn't make it, Matt. She passed.
I literally understood zero of what that British dude said.
Webm?
>>68879237
You're pretty much fucked if you play football that long. Might as well make some money fighting.
HOLY FUCK
GIVE ME A LINK
>Clearly concussed
>"here's your next fight"
>Meathead takes it
Holy shit what a cuck.
Two chick fights on the main card. Fuck this shit.
What a waste.
>>68879184
Based af
Prelims were spicy with mma fights in a ring too
Main card spicy as well
Hop in Heemspeak
Webm of Mitrione ko?
wtf happenend with taima tv
can someone give me a link?
>>68879288
TANK ME!
https://www.arconaitv.me/pointytv/
>>68879316
>he doesn't like bunda bathroom breaks
>>68879288
Only because you fuckers actually pulled through yesterday
http://www.sssportstv.com/bellator-mma-dynamite-ii-quinton-rampage-jackson-vs-satoshi-ishii/
>>68879353
THANK YOU AMERIBRO
>>68879407
No problem mate
>>68879316
>Not liking Rebecca Ruth
>>68879407
No problem mate
Rampage looks fat as fuck.
>>68879454
Your mom looks fat as fuck
>>68879322
Still on the road home
Weird that Mitrione has fought already
Isn't he comain? Or is this just an early card?
Peritore qt as shit
>Next up we got ...WOMENS? ...boxing!
>>68879514
he was first fight on main card
Is it wrong I love watching women get brutally knocked the fuck out?
Patricio or Patricky
Who's the better Pitbull?
since when does lellator start at 8 i missed the first fight
>>68879549
get hype for the Ruth fight then
>>68879536
Oh
Interesting
I thought he'd be higher up since he's probably a hw contender in bellator
![tumblr_o1ujt5ZwjW1rcxgd8o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DvynDMs.jpg "tumblr_o1ujt5ZwjW1rcxgd8o1_500[1].jpg")
Is Chris Algeria the Brenda Schaub of kickboxing?
>isn't very good at main sport (kickboxing/football)
>goes to another sport
>boxing/mma
>isn't very good either
>very handsome
There goes hendos title shot
>>68879571
Patrickys fight in Turin was some boring snoozetier boooooooo shit
Fuck him
>>68878931
it will heem everyone to sleep
>>68879348
Are Legacy Fights on FightPass? Mackenzie is making her MMA debut.
Lmao are you guys reay unironically watching lellator?
I thought /heem/ was better than this.
BASED HENDO
>no qt kickboxing gf
>>68879549
anyone who doesn't is a weirdo
>>68878959
This reminded me that I had a dream about Sage.
He looked into a mirror and suddenly realized how hot he was. Then he looked really happy, gave himself a thumbs up and bounced off smiling.
>>68879702
Pretty nice of him to take his daughter to the fights.
>>68879691
show respect
>>68879353
you are the man
you know it
you really do
based you
thanks
have some lady for u
>>68879691
heem yourself my man
>Cormier vs Jones
>Jones loses via succ
>Leaves UFC in shame
>signs with Bellator
>Fights Rampage
>loses via tittyfuck
>>68879671
FUCK
Schaub is God
Why do the continue to insist on using giant hand pillows in kickboxing and muay thai?
>>68880000
Quads bless.
>>68880000
Can't me mad at that
Guys tweet with the hashtag #dynanite2
Let's get a heem tweet on tv
>>68880000
oh come on
This card is pretty crap for what's supposed to be a big event.
>>68880066
done
Robbery
Robbed tbqh
>>68880128
Yeah bro the mitrione spicy banger then a fun kickboxing fight means this card is shit.
Kill yourself.
Why is heem so dead? Are you guys finally becoming normies? Going out on Friday night. Or is it that /heem/ is full of Zuffa shills who only watch UFC and don't care about MMA at all. Also the black girl got robbed.
good decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1i4UgkC_kI
That's how you become the fastest growing beer in America.
>>68880282
>ruining a classic piece of music with MUH BEATZ
>name is Ruth
>calls herself Ruthless
>is not non-existent
Rebecca ruth looks like a female woody harrelson
I wish tearing clothes off wasn't against the rules.
Is Ruth supposed to be Bellators PVZ?
>>68880561
Jeez ... she looks awful.
>>68879341
>https://www.arconaitv.me/pointytv/
Tanks Ameribro, this one's in English too.
PACE!
>>68880561
She thinks she's hot
>>68880195
i turned on bellator and saw a bunch of shitty wmma fights in a row so i turned it off, your opinion=wgaf
why didnt she just viciously fall back? Ive never seen someone tapped while standing.
>>68880608
>>68880646
I just went and pulled my pork when the WMMA fights started.
That is not a euphemism.
>>68880646
There are 6 Womens fights on the entire card. Embarrassing.
>>68880666
>>68880661
Woulda sunk it in deeper.
Hur hur wimmin fites is bad
>>68880744
>>68880674
Nice
>>68880661
as casual as it gets
>>68880744
>he enjoys wmma even in 2nd tier organizations
>>68880758
Why does Schaub always look like he's about to go to town on a dick?
Holy shit Randy's daughter has a low test chin
>>68880764
Yup. Having some damn good sammiches now. Pulled pork, cooked 9 hours, homemade BBQ sauce, and caramelized onions. Don't get much better.
>>68880769
heem will never expand it's fanbase with you making newcomers feel dumb, Hans.
>>68880817
That's his girlfriend, bruh.
>>68880871
heem is already complete shit, why would we want more people
Is Rampage the guy who was Mr T in the new A Team? It must suck for him...he probably thought he had a future as an action guy in movies and now he;s on fucking Lelator
>>68880780
Wanderlei embarrassed by his limp-wristed wife's son.
