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actual hockey discussion edition.
no memes allowed
beanis
first for Guy
if panarin is so good then how come he can't he don't have no cups : /
no memes only hockey discussion
>bulju :D
http://www.sportsclip.xyz/nhl-awards
posted in the other thread
best quality i could find unfortunately
>>68828077
too many ads, cant even open
Guy would make a great Bond villain.
>indeterminable ethnic background
>accent
>stylish
>scar on face
>gets crazy
>ruthless, only cares about the final result
Kane going full buttcheek clench
>>68828092
>not having ublock or adblocker
>winning an award with another team's jersey on it
>I'd like to thank my lawyers
onhockey.tv has a decent stream
>panarin
Toronto - Matthews
Winnipeg - Laine
Columbus - Puljujarvi
Edmonton - Tkachuk
Vancouver - Sergachev
Calgary - Dubois
Buffalo - Nylander
Montreal - Keller
Colorado - Brown
New Jersey - Juolevi
Ottawa - Chycrun
Carolina - Bellows
Boston - McAvoy
Minnesota - Bean
>>68828187
>teenagers that post on twitter are retards
what else is new?
>DUDE HOW CAN YOU HAVE HOCKEY WITH NO SNOW LMAO HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN DUDE THE PANTHERS ARE FUCKING GAY WON'T QUALIFY LOL
>WELL MY PREDICTION MIKE FOR THE 6TH YEAR RUNNING IS THE RED WINGS, THE BIG BAD BRUINS OR THE BLACKHAWKS WILL TAKE IT ALL HOME THIS YEAR
NHL """"insiders""""
>>68828172
Kek
>>68828196
>Minnesota - Bean
>Bean
lolmao you cant make this SHIT UP
Please cuck Jarmo into trading 3rd. I dont want to see pulju die inside
>into the trash it goes
holy fuck he's emaciated now
>DRAFT KINGS
holy fuk team name confirmed
LAS VEGAS DRAFT KINGS™
>>68828281
KEK
I knew Panarin was gonna take it, but I'm still surprisingly buttblasted. McDavid challenging for the Calder was all us Coiler fans had keeping us going since the trade deadline.
Holy shit trash man let himself go
>>68828196
sweeney will throw that pick away for shatt. benning will draft logan brown.
you live in a universe where JR is considered the best general manager in the league
This nigga shorter than Teller oh my lord
Alright fampais, let's get some predictions for Vegas
>first GM
>first coach
>first captain
>number of games to first win
>team that first win is against
>rank out of 31 teams in their first year
>first year they make the playoffs
>Rutherford
Okay
>>68828316
yeah he did looks like a starving slobak now
>>68828337
>i'm okay with this
it pretty much always go to the team that wins the cup anyway
Mcbust fags btfo
JOM FUCKING RUTHERFOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>68828196
rip Arizona
>>68828196
Are you assuming buffalo is getting the yotes pick?
>>68828371
you're pretty much completely wrong
>>68828393
>93
>canadian hockey knowledge
>>68828405
>this asspain
>no Doc Emryk
>kid from SASKATOON
what a fucking disgrace
Kathryn Tappen? More like Kathryn TAPpen if you know what I mean!
DIABETES
>>68828371
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>68828420
you're retarded
>>68828249
no worries. they don't want lips either.
>>68828452
>STILL this mad
jääägr
YAGR
J A G R
A
G
R
>dupwhee
>le can't talk midget
jagr should win this every year
JAGR
A
G
R
L M F A O
M
F
A
O
WINS AWARD FOR DEDICATION TO HOCKEY
DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR LEAGUE EVENT
>>68828249
>not wanting pulju to win it all in columbus
>The GM who wins the cup gets the award.
Mike Gillis got it in 2010-2011 and lost the Stanley Cup.
>Jagr's dad will die in your lifetime
;_;
>>68828535
he's probably working out right now
or gambling
>>68828069
So will Datsyuk be a rookie be next season in the KHL?
:^)
>yfw Jagr surpasses Messier in points next year
What's the biggest player that Las Vegas is gonna meme?
>>68828566
>yfw the reason messier keeps calling McDavid is because he wants him to knee Jagr and end his career
>>68828157
Kek
Just a reminder that He's (May Norris Be Upon Him) Due
>>68828587
Jagr
>>68828187
>people unironically dont know anything
>>68828564
>implying 80 year old Datsyuk would be the best player in any league today
anyone else think its funny how everybody on /hoc/ hates slovakia
>>68828564
hes done
>>68828562
We all know what he's doing right now
>>68828564
no because he already played a season in the khl
>all these people who can't pronounce jaromír jágr
>unfortunately, jaromir couldn't make it tonight... but here he is on video call, brought to you by Skype!
[jags lounged with his feet floating in a hot tub, a platinum blonde teenage girl pulls a cigar out from between his lips and stashes it between her bulbous tits] Hello everyone, it your friends Jaromir here. I am so happy to be receiving dis reward. Dis my friend, Anya, she say hello. I am so happy playing hockey in the NHL :D Your dreams could come true! Good night everyone!
>>68828187
>bleuzoid with a picture of a buffalo sabres smuk
which one of you faggots
>>68828640
>this is what butthurt americunts believe
>>68828658
I realize that, I was being facetious.
>>68828344
>torts
>torts
>torts
>1
>kongs (already meme magic'd)
>1
>this season, cup win
>>68828659
You're expecting too much from Americans
Is Mark Messier gonna tell me to race mix because he's such a great leader?
>>68828725
true t b h
>>68828672
Hahaha. I love him so much
>>68828721
you mean next year, faggot
when messier finally croaks hopefully they'll rename it to joe thornton award
>>68828694
>>68828725
>this buttmad Slovak
wew, your inferiority complex is staggering
MCMEME BTFO
Which team is the Pikachu of the NHL? That is to say a team that most people can identify, even if they don't know anything about hockey?
>>68828757
good one
>>68828770
>kikel
>>68828762
>this buttmad americlap
Your hatred for Slavs and Finns is astonishing
>oh shit weber never won a Norris
>let's give him the messier award
So that's why Doughty is winning tonight
>>68828771
Mighty Ducks
>>68828771
Red Wings
weber finally won
and it's one of the pity trophies
>>68828771
Red Wings
>>68828771
Blackhawks. Not the most popular, but since they've won a couple of cups and a bandwagon, they're probably much more recognizable than the most popular because of the Canadian factor.
>>68828801
>she actually thinks it's one person
>>68828801
Don't give him yous, m8. He thrives off of harassing Slovaks.
>t. Czech
>>68828771
>rags
>>68828771
Rangers
>>68828771
Red Wings Laffs or Canadiens. depends on the area.
>>68828824
he should've won over chara
>>68828771
Wongs or Rags
>>68828770
he was a long shot
im surprised at gostishit being second though, he is massively overrated and a turnover/bad defensive play machine
i cant wait to see him get exposed next year
>>68828894
just being a d-man always counts for something more
>>68828894
parayko didn't get enough love
The what award?
>>68828965
Parayko was shielded hard. He had Pietrangelo, Boumeester and Shattenkirk in front of him.
https://twitter.com/BuffaloBisons/status/745695999964872705
>those swings
>wearing shoes without socks
What line of thinking does the Oilers' front office take when they draft meme forward after meme forward with no logic? How do they keep picking the same position over and over and expect to improve? I cannot fully comprehend the Oilers.
>>68829018
Something for charity
>It's literally 3 throphies for visiting children at hospitals
>3 awards
>they're all the same award
>>68829038
>muh value
>muh best available player
>muh offense
weird, I've never heard Giordano talk.
>>68829061
Yeah wtf benis everyone
>>68829038
apparently their scouts wanted to pick murray over yakupov, but some jew overruled them
>>68829061
kek
What award would you rather win
>I Visited the Most Retarded Kids in Hospitals Award
>I Sucked Messier's Dick the Best Award
>>68828672
>mfw he'd fucking get away with it, too
The unbridled, cosmic madman. How can a single person be so based?
>>68829022
that's a fair point, but he was good when he did play against good competition, and he played in le hard conference. also, shattenkirk is hardly a dynamo in his own end, though i know you're speaking to matchups moreso.
>>68829031
PULJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68829038
I get why they draft who they draft. But Jesus fucking christ either trade the pick or trade the surplus of forwards you have. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out they have the worst blue line in the NHL.
>>68829072
>>68829095
Do they not even realize that defense wins championships? Do they not realize the trap game is the best way to win a cup? Do they not realize that?
>>68829116
I played when 90% of players quit award
>>68829038
They're mentality has been "pick the best player available."
It's what happens when they're getting into the top spot all the time. They don't draft that well and they certainly develop worst. Really by now, this mentality would have worked if they developed one of their top picks into something worth trading for, but most of them are wingers (Hall, Yakupov, Eberle) and are inherently less valuable than what they really need, which is a no. 1 D-man.
>>68829095
It was the fat kid wasn't it?
>>68829142
Spotted the Devils fan
we live and learn
Kane visibly pissed he didn't list off his accolades too
KANER
>>68829022
parayko was still rock solid in his role, the same simply cant be said for gostibehere, he went on a luck streak and nobody bothered to notice how brutal he actually was at playing defense
>>68829192
or his father
>>68829142
https://twitter.com/CraigCustance/status/589592079690432512
>>68829132
jesus fuck what a shitty fucking stance and swing looks like hes never touched a bat ever
>>68829213
I'm not a Devils fan, but their style of play was dominate and led them to three cups, more teams should utilize defensive styles.
>>68829131
It's not to say he wasn't good, but the situations the other candidates were in were harder because they just really outshone the rest of their team, like McDavid, Domi and Ghost.
>>68829192
>>68829245
DON'T YOU DARE INSULT FINNISH BASEBALL
Will he surpass Roenick and Modano?
>>68829253
Bruins defense and Tim Thomas was the reason they won the cup (although our offense woke up in Game 3 of SCF)
did tarasenko just dab?
>>68829284
>finish """""""""""""baseball"""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFJMZnEmxrk
Do people still play NHL games? Last one I enjoyed was 2005 and I played bit of 09 which was terrible.
>>68829300
He'll surpass them in rape allegations.
do people even play nhl unironically?
WE NORRIS NOW
g-go karlsson
>>68827955
No Ovi in nhl 17 preview games shit already
>>68829341
I used to play hockey until I got MS. Now I just watch it.
>>68829324
MEMEBALL
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L
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>>68829341
>>68829335
hey reddit
>>68829335
I do BE A GM and Be a Pro CAN be fun.
I hate the changes to the gm mode though.
>Be a Franchise ala Madden
>Pavelski cucked out of the NHL 17 cover
FUCKING KEK
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
THE SHORKENING KEEPS GOING!
>BRETT BURNS
>>68829300
He's pretty much the second best American player ever now behind Hull.
>DABBING IN NHL 17
>that """""cheer"""" for Pengs
KEK
>>68829031
>lefty
fucking kek, americans are so retarded
>>68829390
>playing NHL for the GM mode
>not playing Eastside Hockey Manager
CAREER HIGH 24+ RATING
wew
>>68829436
I do play eastside hockey.
But I like Be A GM for different reasons.
>>68829137
>mfw their HFboards fans were freaking out at the suggestion of Eberle for Severson+
Rigged
R I G G E D
I
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G
E
D
>>68829300
Roenick was an erababby
>>68829253
clogging the neutral zone and forcing the rush to the boards doesn't work anymore for a lot of reasons, which is why there are only bastardised hybrids of the wing trap remaining. defenseman are too good at transitioning the puck and players can stretch the ice now more effectively due to no-clutch and no impeding forward progress mentality, and the ever-increasing refinement of skating ability in each generation of players.
we madden now
>not Karlsson
????
>>68829412
>Hull
>American
doughty looks like he smells like BO
>snes
Karl "4th Forward" Karlsson
>Swedish "defence""man"
Doughty deserved it
He got robbed again
How assblasted is Sweeten now?
Reminder that Doughty is not Canadian
If it ain't Bergie I'm rioting
he deserved it. his style is the future of the sport, like it or not.
SWEDEN BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
Did any other players get pity awards because they lost too many years in a row or just Doughty?
>>68829570
The thread's been really comfy without Sweden around
>>68829590
as a bruins fan, let kopitar have one.
FUCK KINGS REFPUCK RIGGED
AND THE WINNER IS BARKOV
Media rigged this fucking hard
50 fucking more 1st votes
>>68829634
don't speak of the devil, lest he appear.
Bergeron deserved it more.
Hell, Kesler deserved it more.
KOPITAR
>all these kongs winners
riggd
>winning an award you're not there to accept
>>68829672
or they actually think defense should be part of a defenseman's game.
>>68829506
He's an American international hockey player, so yeah he's basically an American player even if he's from Belleville he lived in Chicago with Bobby most of his childhood and only played hockey in BC during pre-junior.
>>68829634
funny coming from a finn who is literally incapable of staying on topic
>>68829672
Media has been fellating doughty since October. Muh gold medals and muh cups, niggers don't even understand it's not a lifetime achievement award.
why does the media have such a fucking hard on for the kings?
>mfw everyone gets angry at my Kings winning trophies.
good for kopi. he's as good as patrice.
Gary pandering to beaners lol
>>68829750
haha was thinking just this but no matter what team they were from those two deserved it
>>68829668
>#6 in Selke voting at age 20
E L I T E
>kopitar wins best defensive forward
There's goes the Doughty argument of him doing everything defensively
>BERGERON DIDNT GET THE SELKE
BULLSHIT
>>68829638
But Bergeron is easily the best defensive forward his faceoff percentage is insane
.>>68829668
He gets it when he turns 23 and Panthers win the cup
>>68829818
he got plenty of them.
>>68829672
>There's a voter who unironically thinks McDonough was top 3 last season
>>68829789
>>68829672
Where did you find these
>all this ass rage over Doughty
I can't wait until Matthews develops as slow as Barkov and the same shit is amplified by 5 because he's a Leaf
>>68829771
yes anze kopitar and drew doughty are indeed mexican
We the Kings and we're winners. Chicano pride!
>>68829873
no one is angry you reddit cuck
Imagine team with Stors offense and Kongs defense
>>68829672
Maybe some people in the media finally realized that offensive stats are not the be-all-end-all for DEFENSEMEN
>>68829873
people seem more mad about kopitar over bergeron tbqh
>>68829857
local ""journalists"" who vote for their own teams players, the whole process is a fucking joke
>>68829933
and kari
>>68829789
JG Pageau has a first place vote lmao
>>68829909
>this mad
>w-we're not mad R-Reddit!
>>68829933
dynasty era oilers, too bad the nhl is a no fun allowed league now
>no one in the room knows that will arnett is lego batman
kek
>>68830108
but nobody knows that
>>68829933
what about goalie
>>68830159
Quick obviously
>>68829902
>He visits hockey forums other than /hoc/
>>68830076
And with good reason. No one wants to see Gretzkywinslol anymore. We want a league of parity where people have a chance. Also, I don't ever want to see another Canadian team even look at the cup.
>paddling and golfing with your stick
genious
>>68830229
yeah nah
>showing strippers on primetime family tv show
Degenerate canadians
wtf is this shit band?
>>68829240
>yfw the Oilers under Hall's "leadership" have averaged fewer than 200 (non-shootout) goals per 82
>>68830362
"We" have 5x more bustkov posters than leaf posters
>>68829902
Just don't let Matthews play with Brad Boyes on his wing for two seasons
>>68830398
t. viewers of the NHL Awards 2009-2016
>>68830398
They from NY
And they used to call themselves Unconsolable
POETRY
>>68829672
I wanna hug Roman Josi.
So now that the dust has settled, is the Norris no longer the most offensive defenseman award?
>>68830449
I honestly want the Laffs to fuck up and draft Laine instead of Matthews. I like him 2bh and I don't want him to get crucified by Toronto media. He needs to pull a Lindros before he gets his career killed.
>>68829902
>as slow as Barkov
What? He's like 20 you fucking retard.
>>68830573
It's now the Good Ole Canadian Boy Award
will the laffs draft any more defenceman in my lifetime?
Wtf is up with the crowd at the NHL awards? They're all perfectly still and emotionless. They look like a crowd from a video game or something.
Which award is the Best Meat and Potatoes Player Award? Selke?
>>68830639
I come from the future and can say that the laffs will draft three more defencemen in my lifetime.
>>68830607
>being so fucking dumb that you think it's derogatory
stop posting any time
>>68830678
that's hockey players away from the rink
they've been trained to be emotionless husks of human flesh since the age of 16
Damn who is that blonde qt with the midriff dress?
>>68830678
>They're all perfectly still and emotionless
Yes because they are Hockey players and their family
>>68830793
erin something
>>68830793
erin heatherton. former victoria's secret model.
meme team of the year award
>>68830920
>former
Yah I can tell
