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xth for dartford
He's determined, he's fast and he's kazakhstani so I don't care if he's a winger. He's my new RWB.
>>68782291
Leicester won the EPL are you kidding me real life?
Greece unironically won the Euros in 2004 are you kidding me real life?
Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in a WC semi final in Brazil are you kidding me real life?
Spain lost to Georgia 2 weeks ago real life are you kidding me?
I'm not saying "hmm yes that seems about right and is perfectly logical" what I'm saying is crazy shit happens and whilst it would be unlikely it would not be outside the realms of possibility.
Also Kazakhstan really aren't that bad of a side, have run a few biggish teams close over the past couple of years.
Nth for Michael 'Alexi Lalas thinks I'm world class' Bradley being exposed
Also Zardes is a better defender than Yedlin
>That throw in
>The comment from the American commentator
pls
>>68782832
>Nth for Michael 'Alexi Lalas thinks I'm world class' Bradley being exposed
yes
>Also Zardes is a better defender than Yedlin
also yes
>>68783083
Just mute it senpai. American commentators are God awful. Lalas is the only one I can listen to and he's not good and extremely biased.
I think I stand a chance in a group this ridiculous.
i'll give it to the crowd, this is a fantastic atmosphere.
Can Iverpoo finally win their 6th?
>>68783225
It was just that I was literally thinking "Oh nice the ref actally made the guy go back up the pitch to take the throw in after taking like 5 yards for himself, I wish more refs would do that" and he says something along the lines of "Ugh, this ref, so pointless making him go back up the pitch for a throw in when its such a meaningless part of the game"
Made me reeee then the fucker took like 3 steps forward again before taking the throw in which really triggered me.
>>68783245
who's the last game against? x
>>68783404
>no player named after me
wtf
>>68783446
You could see the ref about to make him move back again, too.
>>68783607
gladbach
>Wondo hip checking Messi
top kek.
>>68783637
You probably got cucked for your position in the team
>>68783404
They did ;__; #AVBOut
>>68783637
You have to win that privilege by being the fastest to reply to my intake day posts.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
clockwork.
mountain to climb now.
I WANT TO DIE
>United Shit of America
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
pagá tus impuestos papá
well, at least Batistuta didn't lose his record off some shitty tap-in goal.
v nice freekick.
How many goals and assists in the Copa does Messi have now?
How many goals and assists does Ronaldo have in the Euros?
>>68784118
kek, so that 50% of Spanish youth can continue to not work?
>>68783707
trying to make /trb/ a friendlier place one kiss at a time x
>>68784256
Maybe if nobody ever payed taxes we all would have jobs then
>>68784331
If you're a good kisser maybe Mitch will let you sleep with Daisy
solid technique.
>>68784379
i was going with the starve to death route for population control means, but your way works too i guess.
>>68784379
that's the most spanish thing I've ever heard
Are they going to make it?
>>68784606
Best player I've ever seen.
I hope he rots in jail.
>>68784625
I can do better: Toros, paella, sangría ¡SIESTA! Olé; Golazo de Iniesta.
>>68784831
oh wait nevermind, some qatari dudes took over and they spend a shitton
I really hope Argentina win this Copa.
Messi deserves a major NT title at least once in his life.
>>68784862
redirect that anger to the politicians who do the same but worse, pendejo.
>>68784831
is this PES?
>>68784862
>OLE
>>68784968
I do that too you silly goose. Things will be pretty different next year when I'll become President of Spain and Portugal.
>>68785221
and Andorra and Gibraltar
Guzan, you fucking piece of shit ghoul.
>>68785221
The United Provinces of Greater Iberia?
It took a lot but he finally did it
>>68785311
>implying we will let you have the rock
>>68785221
>Things will be pretty different next year when I'll become President of Spain and Portugal.
ah, a second period of Iberian "dominance," replete with vast quantities of gold, silver, spices, and...slaves?
>>68785346
Didn't even touch Lavezzi's face desu.
>>68785386
I was thinking of calling it Butteria but I think that's already a common name for France.
>>68785452
I don't look to make the country bigger, I just want to make my purges. For example, I'd kill all Lithuanians, all rich people, and everyone taller than me.
>>68785719
so you'd make spain even less competent on an international level?
>>68785483
>
>>68785882
Spain is beyong saving already, I might as well ruin it myself
>>68785903
Watch it from the other side, Guzan and Lavezzi's shoulders collided, nothing more.
>tfw he couldn't do this against Germany
why, oh why, do >we need to be the recipients of Messi's pent up rage from the past two finals?
>>68785903
>implying that's his face
come on now, that was a clean clothesline to the neck. beautiful execution, didn't you see his feet go out from under him?
>>68786034
I can't find a webm from the other angle, but Guzan purposefully leaves his arm up and hits Lavezzi in the jaw.
Also
>that American woman celebrating Messi's goal
Disgusting.
TWO STRIKES
TWO KILLS
NO 3 GOAL CHOKERINO COME ON LADS
>>68783846
i'll get here one day
>>68784331
will you kiss me britanon
>>68784467
not true
>>68786161
What I'm saying is that Guzan didn't touch anything above Lavezzi's chin. But Lavezzi spends 2 minutes laying on the ground holding his nose like it's broken.
>>68786199
I'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE ACTIONS OF MY TEAM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHRISTIAN "THE AMERICAN MESSI" PULISIC
IS
ON
THE
FIELD.
holy shit i couldn't type that out with a straight face.
>>68786325
First CL knockouts of the save. Fucking sick.
Tfw drunk a bottle of wine and feel sick
Please help
>that dab
>white people
>>68786429
honestly can anyone match our passion?
>>68786437
>Tfw drunk a bottle of wine and feel sick
standard post-work drink right there. yes i'm talking about a whole bottle.
>Please help
wtf is wrong with you?
>>68786437
>germanic tribes in charge of processing fine spirits
just drink a lot of water mate
>>68786531
You have alcoholism
>>68786538
I'm just getting more of a headache why did I bother butters why
>>68785719
You been playing CK2 lately la?
Higs is a machine.
>Higuain needs several one on one chances vs. Guzan
pure pottery
>>68786817
>Higs
>>68786509
Make them score less, its cheating if your guys score on almost every chance
>>68786986
coulda called him Higsy, i'm still in hockey hangover mode.
how good can a 31 yo be lads?
>>68786629
Drink like a pint of water, you'll feel better fairly soon.
>>68786629
Drink like a gallon of water
>>68786857
Nothing new.
>>68786817
He's the definition of a flat track bully.
>>68786629
do this >>68787214, there's a whole art to it:
>drink 32oz of water before you go to bed
>literally right before you go to bed
>you'll wake up in 4-5 hours to go piss
>go piss mid-hangover
>drink another 32oz. bottle of water
>take 800mg of motrin
>go back to bed
>wake up 2-3 hours later
>go piss, drink glass of water
>minimal to no hangover
cake.
>>68787480
meh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HE DED
Fuck's sake, they are dropping like flies.
well, shit. dislocated shoulder?
Fucking comedy gold
>Attack of the Adverts
>>68787766
>>68787816
What? Who?
How does he not know he is right at the edge?
>>68787999
here you go, HC.
>>68788023
no clue.
>>68787999
Lavezzi, he is up now but literally ran backwards to get a header, was right off the pitch and jumped backwards and did a backflip over the advertising boards. rekt his shoulder/elbow and is getting subbed
>>68787999
Lavezzi did a backflip over the side guard/advertising boqrd
>>68788113
Black on black violence must end
>>68788113
>>68788115
>>68788164
I have no face for this.
>>68787144
Unless you're in a top division, pretty good.
I only sign old has-beens in my Estonia save and it works wonders.
America needs tighter advert regulations.
Think of the poor minorities!
>>68788298
If everybody had adverts then this could have been prevented
>>68787977
>The city of America
>>68788376
What about no adverts area?
>that hamplanet
/sp/ is gonna laugh at us famalam
Whilst I admire her spirit the imgae of a fat woman clapping wildly for America as they lose 3-0 is memetastic
Brooks is a pretty good defender.
>>68788468
but everyone could sneak an advert in a no advert area
>>68788696
That hook just now was very good, can't say I have seen him lots but I have been impressed when I have
>>68788696
JOHN ANTHONY BROOKS
>>68788599
>>68788630
WOOOOOO PIG
>>68788696
>Brooks is a pretty good defender.
was thinking the same thing.
>>68788756
he's shone in this tournament, wonder if anyone will take a punt on him after the fact.
>>68788696
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
>>68788799
Nah not her, there was some woman clapping wildly
>>68788799
The only thing missing to make this webm a new maymay is a burger.
>>68788799
I was actually talking about the fatter one
>cheeky cunt in a German top holding an Argentinian flag
TEAM OF NAZI HIDER/SYMPATHIZER GRANDCHILDREN WHEN?
Reminder that even though Brooks has been probably America's best player this tournament the popular opinion is that Klinsman has been ruining the US squad by bringing in these German-Americans
>>68788984
got em
>>68789007
"Our" best hope is to kill NCAA soccer and then wait
anyone want a cozy late night stream after this is all finished
Potentially unpopular opinion: Guzan has been quite good this second half
Messi sure is amazing.
>>68789141
Second half is fair but >we were just shit going forward all game
What would Ronaldo do in that situation?
And Abdul of the Netherlands is nowhere to be seen.
>>68789337
He would also pass imo.
>>68789337
He would TSUUUUU and then celebrate as if it was a 1-0 in the world cup final in the 90th minute.
>>68789214
he wants this Copa America badly.
>>68789337
see webbum.
Wtf why can I still not manage in the french CFA in the second season
>that building roar when Messi gets on the ball
the people who came to see him play tonight were justly rewarded.
Cheer up, USA. At least you weren't being anally raped like the Mexican.
>>68789458
And I do hope he win it. He's one of the best players in the world and he deserves it.
>>68789708
>implying we care about this semen slurping sport
Do you even freedom broski?
At least Missi will choke in the final and Argentina will get BTFO by Chile again.
All memes aside, I honestly liked the team's attitude and pressure tonight. It felt like they were playing knowing that they have to win this cup.
Is it weird that I want us to win this cup more for Messi than for my own personal enjoyment? I hate that he's criticized by idiots who don't even like football just for not winning anything. He's one of the greatest I've seen.
>>68790116
My sentiments exactly.
>>68788772
>>68788756
>>68788696
I believe in this lad.
>>68790116
I've had the same feelings about LeBron. Can't believe these people get criticized as much as they do.
not long before the losing streak will happen now..
real nigga hours
hit that muhfukin reply button
We should kill the thread to spite everyone.
>>68794030
For what purpose
>>68794115
For spite.
>>68794295
y tho
>>68794312
For spite.
>>68794312
y not
Bump :^)
hey
lookie lookie
If I threaten suicide, do you think the board will finally get me a goddamn feeder? Halfway through my inaugural season, the club is doing better than I had anticipated but I'm having a lot of trouble getting my young guys out on loan so they're not wasting roster space.
Do you only play Football Manager?
>tfw doing my best this season and only .403
>>68795358
What is that and why isn't it OOTP? Or FHM2?
>>68795389
That is indeed OOTPB.
>16 innings
>>68795426
Really? I don't recognize the SION bit. Which year/version is that?
>>68795426
What ootp is that?
Like 12?
fugg
>>68795477
>>68795479
It's the one you can get for free from the developers website, OOTP8 (2007).
>when you start your reliever
>>68795358
>ss
>def 58
come on m8
>>68795499
God damn. What did you do to them?
>We would rather you buy players for the first team rather than develop your own
Can anyone tell me how long it usually takes for the board to be willing to discuss adding a feeder club after they've turned you down?
>>68795541
>it's the one you can get for free
>ootp08
>>68795633
Aw, don't be a dick dude. If you're broke or cheap and you get the itch, you take whichever sim you can get your hands on. Except the original FHM, which is an affront to the genre and games in general.
>>68769796
SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS GUY!
>>68795776
>Very fast regen developing at extremely hihg speeds
>>68795802
This one too
>>68515129
Im going to keep a folder of em and track their development.
>spoiling the result
Let's see if they are correct.
>>68795951
It wasn't.
I also play this. FM match visualisation ain't shit.
morning lads how go saves
>>68796421
alright thanks
>>68796421
>Moneycorp
>Sparta
>Rotting damn
I dunno 2bh how it really goes.
what a shame this guy's inconsistent as fuck
>>68796839
>6 straight years of MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
kill me now
>>68796421
Currently on a 56 game unbeaten run with Liverpool and my english goat winger >>68796839
just won the ballon d'or.
Macca confirmed for utter mosquito fearing pussy
>>68798442
I would be to if I having kids is something I had in mind and there is a bug carrying some shit because Brazil can't be asked to clean their shit up.
>>68798484
doubt being good at >golf is something the human gene pool needs
>>68790116
>>68790992
>I hate that he's criticized by idiots who don't even like football just for not winning anything. He's one of the greatest I've seen.
>I've had the same feelings about LeBron. Can't believe these people get criticized as much as they do.
welcome to crab mentality 101.
fuck, its going to be close
>>68795541
>free baseball management game
Thanks for the info PolandBro.
>see this
>worry for a second
>remember I have a keeper on the bench
Wow, that was a close one huh guys, good thinking by me to have a keeper on the bench
Well he isn't a regen but I still appreciate the comment.
>The manager lacks security
>They wouldn't increase my salary by more than 100€ per week (from 1.1k to 1.2k)
>Decided to extend only for a year
Yearly contracts everyone!
i didnt think it could be worse but it does, 15 offers a day fuck sake
>>68800157
that Southampton feel
>>68800157
Raise the asking price to absurd values unless you want to sell the players. Pic related, keeps them at bay and since there are no offers the player doesn't ever complain (still 20 Discipline tho').
fuck me
After getting throttled through the first half of the season, my dudes started ballin out in the last two games, 3-0 and 2-0 wins over Vancouver and Houston. Beating Dynamo isn't overly impressive but the win over Whitecaps was pretty great. I guess the shift I made in training is paying off a bit maybe.
>Star player I signed for half my transfer funds has 3 major injuries in a row, playing only 4 games the entire season
at least he scored 6 goals
>>68800699
Is MLS as bad as they say
>>68800750
I just made an offer on a decent, young DM, it got accepted, the very next morning I get news that he fucked up the ligaments in his leg, out for a few months.
>>68800915
I'm working to make it so.
>the club i'm managing won't let me do a coaching course
rood
This little fucking prick had been booked three times in the four games he played before this one and now, when the team is showing real improvement, he gets his second card in a game against Toronto faster than I can bench him for the first one. I don't want to sell him, I want to throw his ass off of Stone Mountain.
>This is the mentality of a professional athlete who is supposed to be at the top of his game
He was only asked if he was prepared for the match.
I'm not even kidding when I say I would drop him for being this much of a child, nothing good could come from playing him.
>>68801844
top kek
>>68801876
This might be the only gif that I will never get tired of.
>>68801844
in fairness to Ronaldo, that news crew that asked him that has a history with him. a bad one at that.
like they've published unfounded, straight up bullshit about him and his family...to the point where Ronaldo has boycotted them.
as much as i dislike CR7's prima donna narcissism, i can't fault him for more or less telling CMTV to fuck off. i actually got a kick out of it.
>>68801844
>forgetting the link here >>68802101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG8rn9tmgP8
he blows them off, flatly refusing to even deal with the reporter, moving onto the next question.
>>68801844
Ronaldo a straight G
>Swedish footballer Adam Lindin Ljungkvist sent off for farting
http://gu.com/p/4mfa3/stw
so many good quotes in this
>Referee Dany Kako called it ‘unsportsmanlike’ and ‘deliberate provocation’
>“I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go,” the 25-year-old said
>"I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”
>Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde said: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”
>"I just broke wind and got a red card. I spoke to the referee afterwards, I was annoyed, but there were no bad words. I just said he was a buffoon.”
>>68802223
>Kako
with a name like that, there's no surprise he grew up to be a spoilsport whos triggered by ass sounds
>>68802223
>>68802229
>90% full
>>68802321
well scousers can't be trusted in full stadiums
>>68802321
Other 10% never made it out of their trash cans
>>68802321
Also went undefeated as well.
>>68802229
>lavorpell
meh
unless you put different board members on different transfer responsibilities to simulate the committee
>>68802409
I'm not that stupid.
>>68802418
then it's unrealistic and boring since without idiotic outside interference you're 5 years too late to do this with a big EPL team
Lads, I need help remembering something. When did Messi begin to improve his free kicks?
He must've practiced like a madman, he wasn't nearly as good as he is now. I'm trying to remember if it was after the 2014 WC final and that free kick in the last minutes.
>>68802462
Wait until he's playing against anyone else but the USA to ask that question again
>>68802462
i don't doubt that probably does what Sidney Crosby does, and focuses on a single attribute every season to improve upon.
>>68802493
What? His improvement could be seen all through the season. I remember asking myself why they even let him take the free kicks in Barcelona.
>>68802462
hate to be a "le wrong generation" mong but this shit is insufferable
>not watching a wonderful freekick with your own eyes
>more concerned with taking an epic photo to boast with afterwards
green guy is a best fan
>>68802665
>I'm going to record so I can watch it later again.
>Proceeds to never look at it again
This is why I don't record shit.
>>68802665
but what if they can actually pinpoint the exact moment murrica's heart breaks in two?
>>68802728
murrica has no heart
>>68802665
go back to the old folks home, gramps
lmao do you even have 5k twitter followers?
>>68802741
ok, their motorised scooters
>>68802665
No, I get what you're saying. They go to events like this and then spend the whole time looking at their cell phones. It's like they don't go to enjoy the show, they go to post pictures on facebook later about how they were there.
>>68802665
>>68802706
>>68802746
>>68802782
ugh, OMG, it's like, not even that big of a deal. who cares?
>>68802746
>not having 5k followers
It's so easy though
>>68803110
>having a twitter
>tfw when all your contracts (even staff) have promotion bonuses and wage hikes because you had been fighting relegation for two seasons, and now you're fightinf for the 2nd place
Our finances won't be able to take it.
>>68803153
In this day and age an established social media presence is quite valuable.
>>68802728
So the moment that everybody in the wall is halfway in the air and just turns and watches the ball go in the opposite corner
>>68803234
Yeah if you're cock-hunting
>>68802746
>tfw you get zinged by YD
Zoltan GOATra
ÍSLAND
S
L
A
N
D
Hungary starts the memes again
>poortugal
>Portugal
Based Gera.
>Portugone
>Hungry showing their Magyar spirits and pooping on poortulel
That other Dutchfag/(Abdul?) blew bad mojo to that side.
>the dark horses of Austria
Iceland abusing the long throws 20 man
HES GOING HOME
HES GOING HOME
HES GOING
RONNIES GOING HOME
Who is the colour commentator for the Pooptugal match in ESPN? He sounds foreign.
>>68803908
you wrote it right this time
>>68804449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Moreno
Hungary are bang tidy
Portugal are complete horse shit
why are portugal doing so poorly
are they a shit team
WTF WAS THAT RONNIE
D R A G O V I C
M E M E S
>Dragovic
lel
>>68802665
I hate that shit as well, when I went to England I purposely kept my phone away while at the ground, couple pictures outside before and 1 at half time
fucking tourists
Tell me about Kiraly, why does he wear the sweatpants?
Wonderful assist from Ronaldo but teammate was offside
mini TSUU scores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35gGcRH6LeE
Comfy Academy Soccer lads.
PUT IN BOGDAN
>Cristiano is just a poacher
>he doesn't provide passes
Haters BTFO
>Ronaldo being the playmaker
I like it. If he plays for his teammates instead of playing for himself, Pooptugal might do considerably better.
>come back from 2minute trip to do laundry
>poortugal scored
fucks sake
>dat almost bloot from Hungary
FEED ME BLOOTERS.
>>68805683
Would have a point if he didn't take literally every FK at goal and every PK
>>68805749
isn't their overabundance of >le creative young midfield chees- I mean talents and lack of decent strikers what forces him to play for himself?
>>68805789
nice jinx mitch
>>68805683
You got it wrong. Cristiano is the poachiest poacher to have ever poached, that's why people hate him. If he played like this on a regular basis, he wouldn't be so hated, even if he's an arrogant twat.
What if Zidana is a subsitute in the final and scores the winning goal?
>>68805923
i'm going to collect it at 6:30 so they'll probably score again then
>>68806064
kys by then
>>68805988
Last season 15 assists in 48 games.
How again is he the poachiest of poachers?
Just saying
