Eternal /trb/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
Old thread:
>>68695685
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXvgDq4ASGM
>>68738758
please god let us have the brits
>>68738765
>England
edition
>>68738878
You're talking like you've already qualified.
>>68738735
>>68738704
Yep, bottom on 1 point
>that we gave them
>>68738758
>get portugal
>lose on penalties
Would mean we'd have lost 1 game at the euros in 20 years by the time the next one rolls around and we'd have won fuck all
>>68738878
I'm fine with this.
But first you have to qualify.
>>68739031
>there's actually an ad for this
Bloody hell.
>>68738878
>implying you're making it out
pls ignore my flag
>>68739031
This isn't real, is it? They could've made it with a more serious tone too dramatic.
>get portugal
>lose on penalties
And Cristiano scores the deciding penalty.
>>68739081
There used to be an anti-rape ad with the guy watching himself rape
>>68738949
>>68739081
>>68739096
I hope we can get out
We've been playing not that bad, it's just our finishing that's terrible
>>68739161
>This isn't real, is it?
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
ww@
>>68739269
Portugal are the team everyone wants to get
>>68739314
>Pep's morale watching England hogging possession
it gives you an idea of how bad my players are
Wales' year
>>68739081
You can beat the wife and you can beat the kids but you can't beat the pub.
>>68739427
>Kid is at social services
>"I don't want to live with my dad, he beats me,
>I don't want to live with my mum, she beats me.
>Can I live with the England national team? They don't beat anyone
>>68739290
Well, the wordplay and stock images makes it seem fake.
>>68739380
Post Ione
>>68739622
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2671696/Clip-woman-anxiously-watching-football-reveals-domestic-violence-rises-England-exit-World-Cup.html
>>68739622
Don't mind him not having a face
>>68739754
>crossing LITERALLY his worst attribute
Does anyone remember how to access the staff responsibilities screen on FM12?
I posted this joke and I was kind of disappointed that nobody responded so here's another try:
Only 16 years old and he's already got his own fan club!
the joke is that rotherham are nicknamed "The Millers" and his last name is Miller so when it says "Miller was greeted well by The Millers supporters" it's really funny and rare
>>68740020
Stick to the chocolate and pedophilia m8
starting to doubt that football will come home
>>68739704
After skimming the article (and the comments), domestic violence rises when England plays, regardless of the result. Wonder what the figures are for other countries.
>>68739754
I thought he would be worse, tbqh.
>>68740020
I saw it earlier and thought it was funny but not enough to warrant a reply saying 'kek'
have a bloody >you then pal
>>68740020
I think it's more ironic a belgian is playing as rotherham
I wish my husband would hit me
>score in the 10th minute, think we're gonna have a good match
>next highlight is opposition kicking off and immediately scoring
>two penalties and another goal, and we lose 4-1
I'd rather lose 4-0 than be given false hope like that.
>Benfica vs Torino friendly during pre-season
neat gesture, Torino is my favorite team in Italy bar Fiorentina (muh Rui Costa and Nuno Gomes)
>>68741138
>Torino and Fiorentina
My honorable black brother.
Pretty good dive desu
>>68741358
Can you spot the South American?
>>68741358
>dat MLS level of diving
Please tell me the ref have common sense and ignore that.
>>68741358
>and we go over to the judges
>>68741358
>Sports show analyzing how John Brooks plays
He's pretty good.
>>68741358
Either mad or one of the other Argie posters is a relative of that guy
>>68740020
that is a very good meme!
>>68741723
You don't understand Hertha Defenders. If Art wasn't dead, he'd be bitching about them right now.
>>68741874
>meme
you're not using that word correctly.
>>68741956
You mean Art "I'm never watching my team again, this is a waste of time and money until I decide to actually watch them again" Vandelay? What's so bad about Brooks?
>>68742001
>Mitch
>doing anything correctly ever
Yeah, right.
>>68741723
>>68742063
Nothing, he's actually a very good CB. It's just that Hertha Berlin basically plays 9 defenders and a player that can take a FK.
how to fix second season syndrome?
>>68742070
The American Mascherano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FxFRRb96c
>>68742087
I don't blame them, the Bundesliga sucks if you're not a big team.
>>68742246
find a new team. 1 season is enough to win the league.
>>68742288
*if you're not bayern
rememeber when the internet was entertaining and fucn?
>>68742392
/mu/ is terrible for you
>>68742392
uhh, like 2002?
>>68742392
I do, now its fun of angry people bitching and normie shit
>>68742440
it really is
>>68742461
I was thinking more mid 2000s but yeah
>>68742481
F
>tfw not jaded and miserable
feels nice
>>68742796
tell me your secrets anon
>>68742830
he is drunk
>>68742830
he drinks a lot, beats his wife, and fucks sheep on the side.
At least that's the culmination of stereotypes for the british isles, right?
>tfw jaded and miserable
thinking of signing just for the pun potential
>>68742830
He's welsh and deep in a sheep
>>68742904
but that's the only pun for ozil m8
>>68742982
>did you seedat
ironically none of us could
>>68742997
>>68742844
>>68742871
>>68742916
so sheep fucking = happiness?
>>68742876
>>68742876
>>68743038
Depends if you're welsh or not
still not sure if FM is trolling me or not
>>68739269
It all depends on meme magic now, I really hope it will last as long as we maki it out. Wouldnt really mind a draw tbqh
>>68743038
No, but it can help you avoid becoming jaded.
Speaking about /mu/, lads, I need help. I'm trying to find an album that was everywhere on /mu/ a few years ago. The problem is I can't remember much about it.
The cover looked kind of like this (disregard the shitty everything). The panther was also in those colours. The genre was kind of electropop or something. One of the tracks, that I think was like an interlude, was an instrumental with hentai moans. The rest of the album was pretty normal though. I think that I googled the band after I listened to the album and they were from Puerto Rico or some other Caribbean country.
>>68743308
>>>/mu/
also
>United States
>Caribbean country
heh
>>68742876
>EVERDAY
can't even spell simple words correctly ffs.
>>68743308
just tear through their V A P O U R W A V E threads for some real A E S T H E T I C shit, i'm sure you'll come across it sooner or later.
>>68743352
>puerto rico
>part of the USA
They're like that drunk uncle that keeps borrowing money that you know you'll never get back
>>68743490
That sounds more like Israel. Or the US Government to the US People.
>>68743352
/mu/ is the most unhelpful piece of shit I've seen.
Also, you know what I meant.
>>68743478
No, it's not Vaporware, it was inspired in 80's music I think. Please, It's been bugging me for weeks.
>>68743490
kek
>>68743543
You don't realize how much Debt that piece of shit island and its people owe this country
t. PR-American
>>68743610
What is it, like the cost of a two lane highway bridge?
>>68743557
then look up Synthwave artists, they're like the only other 80's inspired shit like that that you're thinking of then.
>>68743624
They defaulted on 58 billion and we still gave them money at a 20% APR.
g-guys...
w-we could do it...
anyone wanna watch the last 2 games?
>>68743688
>58 billion
that's a drop in the bucket compared to what we spend on just planes
am I paranoid or does the >game force the refs to screw you when you're on a good run?
I've had about 8 out of the last 10 matches where I thought I was getting screwed and the post game summary of the officials agreed with me.
How were the Euros today? Looks like Wales killed it and England left a bit to be desired, correct?
>>68743840
you're paranoid
was the ref rating below 5?
>>68743849
We couldn't find a way past a team putting 11 defenders on the pitch
>That's why I came to speak to you, I need you to offer you out and drum up some interest for me
These cheeky fucking cunts, I'm their agent now apparently?
>>68743908
>Greece wins another 0-0 draw
>>68743925
Spoiled man children like that deserve to rot in your reserves and ruin their potential career.
>>68739962
It's under team policy I believe
mitch are you streaming? I'm tired of watching mario 64 videos
>>68744458
yeah streaming last game of the season now, could win the league if chelsea AND derby both lose/draw and i win
>>68744458
but... but the QPUs...
>>68744313
Cheers m8
>>68744458
TJ """"Jean Beliveau"""" Yoshi
>>68744691
hey, watch your qpu alignment.
>>68744691
>>68744533
something about that guys voice and his videos are really soothing to me. I've just got done watching his video about the coin limit, now im watching mitch retire
>>68743809
Derby a former team of yours? Or just a sugar daddy club?
>>68744973
it took him till 2031 with dartford to get to the prem
>>68744987
Ah well I suppose it's not too strange for Derby to be successful so far into the save
liverpoo offered me an interview, if i do it will my current team sack me?
found mitches twitter
It finally happened. I suscribed to liverpoo just to see when it would.
>>68745504
>liverpoo
>>68745491
Tell me this is satire.
>>68745242
If I was your manager, I'd sack you because they were interested in the first place
>>68745536
one can only hope
>>68745536
I seriously doubt it's satire
unfortunately
r8 wheeling/dealing lads
uh.... lads? is tsuuu finished?
>>68746304
Ronaldo never seems to be a top goalscorer in my saves. Has a decent rating most of the time at least.
>>68746304
>Harold Kane
#Loyalty
What the fuck is up with 16 constantly crashing?
>>68746806
here's a fix
http://store.steampowered.com/app/378120/
>>68746806
Have literally never had 16 crash on me. You're either using pirate version or you have a software/hardware issue
>>68746832
>>68746850
>>68746882
Then its a hardware/software issue
>officially graduated uni
herewego.jpg
Tommy needs to finish his career
>>68747224
TOMMY
O
V
E
R
A
L
L
>>68747337
I've switched systems around since I last played so fuck knows how up to date the save file I have is. Hopefully I haven't lost like 5 seasons or something stupid
Is there a way to stop a scouting assignment while keeping the reports? If I click on the little "stop" icon, the reports are erased as well.
>>68747735
Add them all to shortlist? Not sure desu
>>68747735
screenshot them and organize them appropriately in folders by Position>Name>Date of Report
>>68747734
3 years it is. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have to install logopacks and shit all over again too
>>68747788
>inb4 a series of cruciate ligament injuries this time
>>68747943
I think I'd actually cry
this wipes his extra time euros winner against >poortugal too because that was 2028
>>68743308
Btw, I found the album I was looking for here, turns out it was Dangerous Intentions by Patterns. They are from Costa Rica, so I was sort of close with that. However, the cover gave me a laff since it's so different from my awful attempt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swU5aHt253I
>>68747766
>>68747787
I'll just shortlist the best ones then.
>>68748175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22WH0LzqRk8
Not as lewd as I remembered.
>>68748175
Lewd.
>>68748296
disappointing, now I want to know if anyone can actually make hentai moans be a good musical instrument.
>>68748361
Go to NND, there's probably thousands of that specifically
>>68748432
I don't even know what that is, I have never /mu/ed before
>>68748469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niconico
It's like a Japanese version of Youtube.
>>68748469
Glorious Nipponese Youtube
>>68748530
>>68748534
Wait isn't that the site gookmoot made before this one in order to mine all that data?
u wot
>>68748634
No, I think that was 2chan
>>68748656
I thought that nico nico came after that when they kicked him out of 2chan or something, and that's how he made all that money back or whatever and bought us later.
When does trb usually go on sale I'm over FM 14 and need my fix.
>>68748750
2 weeks ago.
>>68748762
figures
What is the most you have ever spent on an 18 player? Was he worth it?
>>68748907
An U18 player I mean
not sure if i buy this guy or not, if he flops i might not even get a Milian Resell
god I missed this game
>slipperpoop
Just started with a relegation candidate in tier 8 england, I've only gone as far down as League 2 before. How long should I expect it to take before I win the FA Trophy?
i'm beginning to think this was a bad idea?
>>68749762
You'll probably get fired, but it'll be okay. You might get a nice severance package
>>68749762
Time to boot up FMRTE
>>68749762
what the actual fuck
unless you just plan on having a mile-long loan list for the next 5 years then that was a pretty bad idea
>>68749797
nah senpai i'm fuckin untouchable
came third in the prem last year i'll have you know
>>68749806
nope
>>68749810
seems like a good idea, juve do it just fine eh
>Player comes to me wanting first team soccer
>Offer to send him out on loan instead
>He agrees
>Get ton of loan offers for him
>Accept them all
>Player rejects them all
>Player then gets angry at me for not allowing him to go out on loan
>>68749973
He's havin a giggle m8
>>68749973
>accepting loan offers from we're barely not amateur FC
It's like you don't want him to develop.
>>68750000
Accepting offers from Championship teams.
how much would you spend on this gentleman exactly
need to splash out on a cb
>>68750104
>buy 16 kids
>Not one of them is a CB
>>68750126
they are centre backs but do i really want to use little kids in my first team yet
I REGRET NOTHING
>>68738765
How many wingers do I need in LLM
>>68750283
All of them
>>68750292
A team of only wingers? Can that even work?
>>68750283
2 for each side man and rotate those fuckers so they don't complain about playtime
>>68750324
exploit the flanks
>>68750283
>>68750292
>>68750324
>>68750352
>>68750366
>all the wingers
>exploit the flanks
So like this right?
>>68750571
yes exactly
>>68750571
Take the two strikers and make them central defenders
>>68750583
This one seems more efficient though
>>68750621
Or maybe through the middle if I can get the personnel? I'll tell my groundskeeper to make the field skinny.
>>68750644
This one has maximum coverage, though.
>>68750728
On the other hand, this one would be an auto-win against south america because you can't fuck with jesus.
>>68750755
See if you can make a swastika formation for a german side
>>68750932
Not working, I'd need at least 13 guys on the field, and even though this is with Chelsea it's still not letting me select the refs for some reason.
>>68750962
Ah dam
>After getting BTFOed 0-5 at home
And another case of massive salt production. Not even sure Mourinho would come up with such bullshit.
>wake up
>check /trb/
>>68751973
yeah it's dead during these hours
It's this time of the season again.
thanks coach
>>68752994
>"He will work on my suggestion or you can forfeit your job right here and right now you retarded piece of shit."
>>68752893
>not filling out your U19 squad
>>68753027
Not only it doesn't matter, but:
>Wasting wages on players that don't have a future here
>In FUCKING SLOVENIA
"No."
>>68753048
>it doesn't matter
>>68753070
>It does
>driving in car
>ad on radio for gambling website
>"MAKE A BET AND GO IN THE DRAW TO WIN A FIRST CLASS FLIGHT TO FRANCE TO WATCH THE EURO 2016 FINAL..."
>sounds nice
>"ALONGSIDE FOOTBALLING LEGEND, ROBBIE SAVAGE"
>ROBBIE SAVAGE
why ruin it
Hello
>>68753245
sup
if i want to improve a young kids personality, i use the "take under wing" option for tutoring, right?
>>68753277
nm couple of tests i'm going to fail this week. u?
>>68753245
Morning mate. I'm fucking hungover as shit
>>68753279
The difference between the two options is that the "off the pitch" one will prevent the tutored player from learning the preferred moves of the tutor. Depends if those PPMs are good or bad, but a few of them can't be learned so it's worth checking out if they're wank or not. otherwise choose a tutor with higher Det and a good personality (Professional for example).
>>68753293
Already failed my year, on holidays since early this month.
>>68753309
>>68753279
I mean, can't be learned through regular training.
>>68753309
>failed my year
Done that 3 times, I'm doing pretty good this year, but didn't study. I have 3 chances for the tests I have to make this week. couldn't be arsed to study desu..
fuck hayfever tbqhwyarn
>>68753388
>Not doing allergen immunotherapy
It also has improved my asthma.
>>68753388
>>68753542
>having breathing issues
wew
That's about 20 weeks factoring in his most recent injury. More than half the season, what the hell.
>>68753552
Well I wouldn't know either if I stayed sitting on a fridge all day long pal.
>Only the winner qualify for EL
Well I'll console myself thinking about that I'm 3rd in the league and that we already slapped their faces twice this season.
Its our year la
>>68753687
>Managing Deadpool
>>68753701
Figured I'd elevate them above their usual 8th place for a few seasons.
When your passing is shit do you guys go short passing or direct passing?
>>68753786
Dunno, why do they fail their passes? Is their first touch shit? Is their passing shit and they miss by a mile? Or their decisions are shit and they select the wrong pass?
Oh shit boyz
>>68753840
>>68753840
Well show us the intake.
>>68753840
post him
>>68753879
>Left Only
Better put him on weak foot training, else he won't be able to do anything but back passes when he's targeted with "Shove onto weak foot".
>>68753800
when their passing is shit
>>68753840
>>68753879
>turkroach
>>68753910
I'd say hoof and pray, but lower tempo and shorter passing (hoping they won't panic and take their time to apply themselves) is worth trying.
I kinda like Brazil, its not as bad as i imagined. You basically start in late january, where you play around 11 games in the state league. This is usually pretty easy, atleast in my state because its a miracle if i lose a game, im playing against teams with values of 1k or less
its so easy to the point where im considering not doing friendlies and just using these 11 state games for fitness
after that its just the 38 game main league, and by december or so it ends and on
>>68753945
But when I play shorter aren't they going to make more passes therefore more passes to fuck up? If I play direct aren't the passes they are going to have to make too difficult to make?
>>68754057
Well the distance of their passes is shorter, it makes them less prone to fuck up. They can fuck up tho'. When I say "Hoof and pray", it means putting a big guy in front and really fast >wengers chasing the ball that was cleared to the flanks (preferably). They "just" need decent crossing and your big guy to be a real tough, big guy. The difference with good passing you might have a >register who can accurately find the attacking players from deep instead of hoofing and praying.
>>68754072
So should I go shorter or hoof?
>>68754085
Do you have pacey wengers and a tough, big guy in the front as well as tough, big guys in the back? Then hoof and pray. If not, come up with something else.
>>68754101
I kinda wanted to bait you but I can't really do it with this answer ;_;
>>68754117
>ANALYZE YOUR TACTICS
>>68754133
I wanted to keep the discussion going on forever but you gave both answers so it doesn't really work.
>>68753609
k nevermind, I can flop the final in peace.
>>68754101
>pacey wengers
>>68754048
What team do you manage?
>>68754101
>pacey wengers
>>68754180
>tfw
>>68754101
>pacey wengers
>>68754285
>>68754313
>Literally already wrote it in the previous post
You guys are slow.
>Actually seen someone this morning in a New York City shirt
Bet he doesn't give a crud what others think about him
>>68754340
>>68754373
brave man
i hate him though
>>68754373
In town yesterday I literally saw a young guy wearing a monocle
>pacey wengers
>>68754534
>that image
>tfw can't continue my Paris FC save until I finish my 500 word essay
this regen is terrifying.
>>68755052
>that flag
>this post
Kanacke spotted
>>68755098
richtig. Waschechter Schwoabatirk reporting in.
Hello lads. Anyone else have trouble running FM11 and 12 on Windows 10? Don't really want to go through the trouble of going back to Windows 7 and having to move all my files etc, is there any fix for the crash dumps?
>>68755230
>Windows 10
How realistic is it for a new player to start in the 6th English league? I like working from the bottom
>>68755275
>>68755230
>>68755453
how hard will it be? pretty hard
just need to stay on top of finances and use loans, a lot of loans
>>68755453
Well it's nice to start in a small club to learn what does what without too many consequences, but getting up to PL is gonna be real tough. But it's feasible if you don't Mitch it up. It can easily take you 10 seasons however considering you have to stabilize yourself in the new division before going up again unless you're really lucky.
>>68755453
it won't be too bad, keep a good eye on your finances and be very strict with their wages
also the free transfer market is your best friend, every 6 months you can go through your rivalling clubs in the same league or the league aboves players and look for expiring contracts
>>68755453
get a new team on loan every year, get promoted, repeat until you have a half decent transfer budget
>Scout this guy
>Reads "Trained at Triglav" (my club)
I don't think it was I who kicked him out, I'd have a decent reason for doing so.
rate this regen
>>68756195
>long throws: 5
>Albania says it will reward its national footballers with diplomatic passports for having beaten Romania 1-0 at the Euro 2016 tournament.
>They will not enjoy diplomatic immunity, as that is reserved for official diplomats, but they will benefit from easier international travel.
Diplomatic passports on FM when? I want to be able to sign an Albanian GOAT and not worry about his WP
>>68755580
Here, I fixed that for you, anon.
fuck outta here with that injury bug, miles
the hell am I supposed to do?
>>68757690
>bug
>not your tactics
>>68757690
also this looks like a great chance to call up some youth to sit on your bench
>>68757690
>injury bug
I thought better of you, I'm very disappointed desu
