WAS:Strasburg (back) scratched from start Monday
TB:Mahtook diagnosed with fractured left hand
INT:Report: Mets 'weighing' run at Gurriel for 3B
ATL:Smith (thumb) could miss more than 6 weeks
LA:Puig (hamstring) to be activated Tuesday
TB:Marlins contacted Rays about Jake Odorizzi
COL:Mets 'debating internally' about Jose Reyes
CHC:Cubs place Fowler (hamstring) on 15-day DL
TB:Steven Souza (hip) gets cortisone shot
LAA:Tropeano (shoulder) to begin rehab stint Thu.
SF:Matt Duffy to undergo MRI on Achilles
PHI:Velasquez (biceps) to make rehab start Wed.
PIRATES GET THE CUBS' HUGE DICK DOWN THEIR THROAT AGAIN
Pirates need to call Snake their fucking daddy. How many times have they been assraped by him already? It's like they willingly allow it.
You'll dwarfs don't even scare Snake Scarrieta.
It's a real shame that our homeboy stopped posting the "Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card game."
Same thing goes for "Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game."
The Pie Rats dedicate this song to Jake "Daddy" Arrieta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKWuGJc_F6s
no dwarfs allowed
comeback windians!
me in the middle
>tfw you'll never throw out the first pitch at a MLB game
why even live?
Royals
>Don Mattingly
>Robin Ventura
>Joe Girardi
Is there something about being an ex-Yankee that makes you not know how to manage a Baseball team?
>strasburg ducking kershaw
poor form
>>68746831
>dissing Donnie Baseball
Reminder that the tag-team duo Don Mattingly and Barry Bonds will cuck Los Angeles out of the playoffs this season
>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>16 US presidents were elected
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck
>>68746729
she's fat ttbqh
>>68746889
wew, haven't seen this one in a while
Bases loaded
0 outs
Bottom 9
WHOS ABOUT TO GET WALKED OFF
>WALKING ALL 3 PEOPLE ON TO LOAD THE BASES WITH NO OUTS IN THE BOTTOM 9TH IN A 1-1 GAME AGAINST THE RED SOX
THE
WHOS
ARE
LITERALLY
ART
>"This guy deserves a loss. Horrendous!"
Red Sox announcer on Whos reliever Zach Putnam walking the bases loaded with no one out and a tie game in the 9th
LGTSS
>>68746925
How low test can one beta possibly be
>>68747000
That was Dennis Eckerseley. He does color for us from time to time.
FIVE MAN INFIELD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>zach putnam
>zach duke
>zack burdi
how many terrible zach relievers do the whos need?
>manlets
>oh no we can't risk our precious baby's 0
kek this is why they will never do anything
>The #Indians were the second Cleveland team in as many days to come back from down 3-1 to win.
Windians
>>68746831
>that grainy ass quality
I'm trying to fap to Munn here
>>68746925
>>68747161
who's the guy on the left? does he play for the indians?
>Buster Posey appeared to grab his right hamstring as he ran down the line.
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>68747207
That's just some random cavs fan posing with kipnis m8.
>bombston
>>68747273
>bases loaded
>no out
>fail to score
>>68747000
>
>
>
LGTSS
>roid sux """offense"""
>>68747299
>against the white sox
Nice win tbqhfam
>>68747231
it's okay
http://www.twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/745074814000443392
>>68747299
wew lad I felt like I was watching my own team there lel
>>68747207
Don't disrespect based Michael Brantley now
>>68747406
i thought he died?
>>68747406
is he a real indian
>>68747418
Sadly he is officially half died. Was supposed to be okay to go a month into the season. Then All-Star break. then they let him play and now the FO is basically just avoiding the fact that he'll be out for the season.
>>68747299
>lost to the whos
oh am i laffin
>tune into the monday night game
>Strasburg scratched
Top ree
NADS-DOYERS THREAD WHEN!!!!!?!?!?????
>>68746729
>those tits flopping around
gonna mega sag soon desu
>>68746787
>tfw mr EX CIA boss and POTUS is wheelchair bound and crippled
sad desu
>>68746869
the dodgers are going to miss the WC spot by a fucking mile this year with a nigger manager
>RED KEKS
rockies marlins new record for most runs in a game all via solo homers with 8, previous record was 5
>>68747572
He's just old now bruv, that's how life goes ;_;
>>68746787
he looks so gay in that picture lol
>>68747765
lol, fucking mortals
see u at ur funeral faggot
>>68746771
>using orson welles for anything other than Philly
it's just an unwritten rule and you obviously don't respect it
>>68747784
gay as in happy and carefree?
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
DON'T ASK JUST VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
>>68747899
no, homosexual you IDIOT
Why is Strasburg such a coward?
>>68747941
I'm just not seeing it
So are the Twins going to start rebuilding now?
also Angles, Whos and Stankees should rebuild too
basically half of the AL should be rebuilding but instead put themselves in .500 limbo
>>68747954
you must be blind rofl
>>68747998
you must be home of sexuals
>>68746986
>And the whos still won
>>68747998
are you okay?
>Interesting reversal for #Mets, who are indeed now harboring some interest in Jose Reyes. They think he'd be capable of playing third base.
>>68748032
yeah
>>68748041
Are you sure you don't need to talk about something?
pilates
>>68748033
>"fuck Reyes we don't need him"
>swept by the Braves
>"so Jose, about playing third base..."
>>68748069
yeah
>mfw Whos still have meme magic left but Phillies are bone dry dog shit
>>68748109
>Whos still have meme magic
what makes you say this?
>>68747994
The Angels have to trade Trout and blow it all up
Pujols has six more years and he's not the only one with a dumb huge contract
They have 0, ZERO prospects in the top 100
They are dead for eternity if they don't start over right now while they have any pieces to move left
>>68748147
They just outmemed the red memes
>>68748160
I hope that faggot gets busted for PED's
>>68748244
If he is roiding, all the more reason for the Angles to get him the fuck off the team, this season, before the deadline, in some fuckhuge prospect haul
I think even with the idiot front offices peppered around the league there's going to be few takers for what the Angels would offer
>espn broadcast of nats-doyers game
>talking how you should take a southern california baseball trip
>mentions dodger stadium and petco park
>not a word on anaheim
>>68748419
>implying people want to do heroin and go ATVing
>back to having best home record in MLB
thanks methinals
Is there any stream/broadcast of the Midnight Sun game in Alaska tonight?
>marlins have one of the best starters in baseball
>marlins have one of the best closers in baseball
>marlins have bonds as their hitting coach and a bunch of young players
I'm sensing a meme run this year
>>68748325
there are literally 0 teams that could offer a fair return for trout
>>68748692
Nah some teams could it would just make no sense to do it.
THEY CANT KEEP WINNING
>>68748692
Who needs a power hitting outfielder so bad that they'd sell the farm for one this year? I can't think of anyone really.
>>68748737
BUT WE WILL
>>68746729
FUCKING RAGS
THEY
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>lead is only 11.5 games
time to panic?
>Dodgers up 2-0
would have been a close game if Strasburg hadn't skipped out
>>68748599
>13-23 on the Road
JUST
>orioles lose
>red sox lose
Thank you rags and who's
introducing smuk angie
>>68748809
shh...
>>68748815
You're welcome [spoiler]Not[/spoiler]
Why is Harold such a manlet?
>>68748739
Dave Stewart would sell the farm for a power hitting outfielder.
Just ask the Braves on how they got Swanson, Blair, AND Inciarte for Miller. The Braves made out like bandits on the trade.
Maybe the Angels could too
Quads confirm rags cubs WS
>>68748866
nah royals
>>68748866
>implying not the White Sox-Padres
>>68748866
>Double dubs
close enough
>The Yankees will continue to fuck themselves over by hovering around .500 this season
FUCKING COLLAPSE ALREADY. I don't care if >we get 100 loses this season. We NEED prospects. We also need to be in the front end of the draft, instead of constantly being smack dab in the middle.
>>68748888
awww shiieeettt
>>68748888
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68748893
How do you fuck that up when she's already leaning against you like that?
>>68748866
>double-doubles means they lose in their respective CS'
welp, there's always next year, scub fans
>>68748888
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
>>68748888
C O N F I R M E D
O.
N.
F.
I.
R.
M.
E.
D.
>>68748888
>>68748866
Quads of truth
Wew lad
>>68748888
DELET THIS
>thinking gets will get the ottomans to the world series
Their choking ability transcends memes
>>68748888
>Confirmed
FUCK
>>68748996
That's what they said about lebron and Cleveland
Meme magic has reached levels we cannot even comprehend anymore
>>68749008
>thinking that the Cubs curse isn't THE biggest meme in all of sports
>>68748787
Cubs implosion imminent, get ready to panic.
>The one year the Mariners decide to do mildly decent, the Rangers just go on a fucking rape tour
Will Seattle ever win anything?
>>68748888
PRAISE KEK
>>68748866
>>68748888
>>68749008
/sp/ hasn't mastered meme magic like /mu/ and /tv/ have.
>>68749042
>>68749079
>/mu/ and /tv/
/pol/ literally memed Trump into the GOP nomination
>>68748888
>>68748866
>Le even Year meme ends
Thank you kek
>>68749079
what did /mu/ ever accomplish with their meme magic?
what are the chances the mets sign reyes
>>68749042
Memeiners are just that
Memes
>>68746771
Ottoman Empire.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW.
>tfw 9.5 games up
>>68749026
I think that's advantageous to them. Meme magic transcends the meme itself causing a meme implosion. Much like a star dying, the ultimate meme imploding will spew numerous smaller memes across the galaxy in a spectacular display. Maximum rioting in Chicago will coincide with maximum shitposting in a dichotomy of memes that overloads the human consciousnesses quite possibly ending life as we know it
Why isnt baseball in the olympics?
Statistically spesking the Rangers are in a slump well, except one stat.
>>68749181
Who are you supposed to be again?
why does /sp/ hate our sport and call it boring all the time
>>68749311
because they dropped it
> Reddick
>>68749343
Back in 2020
>>68749112
>killed lemmy, david bowie, and prince
>>68749343
>kids in this thread during watch olympics baseball live
sad really
>Bryce "Strikeout" Harper
>>68749371
Ah, good stuff
>>68749376
they might bring it back for japan though
>>68749376
are you having a stroke?
>>68749434
yes, pls send halp
>>68749448
what's your address?
>>68749464
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TO MANY NUMBERS
>>68749482
rip
>Jason Mastrodonato @JMastrodonato 2m2 minutes ago
>Steven Wright has only eight wins through 14 starts with a 2.01 ERA and MLB's best offense. Good thing nobody cares about 'W' stats anymore.
Just a reminder that the W/L stat is quite literally the objective WORST stat to measure a pitcher by. k thnks bai
>>68749503
>>68749337
can we get an age poll in here
I'm not actually chatting with a bunch of grandpas am I
>>68749545
I'm be 37 in September
>>68749514
shut up nerd, the only thing that matters is whether you won or you lost, none of your fancy "stats" even mean anything
vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232990
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232990
>>68749545
18/f/cali
>>68749545
Haha epic baits my /b/rother!! Here's that reply you wanted. Let me know if you need some more!
>>68749593
are you okay?
>>68749619
calm down kid
>>68749574
>when suddenly I'm the oldest person on sp/
sweet
you fuckers the lawn and wash my car
>>68749632
do you have something you need to get off your chest?
>>68749633
>*mow the lawn
jesus
>>68749633
Tell me grandpa, how does one "fuckers the lawn"? Is that some kind of dirty old man slang?
when is pissboi going to weigh in on tonight's game
>>68749649
easy kiddo no need to get all riled up
>>68749376
i saw it when i was 7 during the atlanta games
>>68749674
Nice
>>68749672
You seem angry, we're just concerned about you anon. Maybe you should consider talking to a professional about your problems? Just a suggestion.
>>68749692
Kid, when I saw the show "Mad Men" I thought it was a documentary about your life. You need to take a break before you hurt yourself.
![TWTW[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sZ9kPok.jpg "TWTW[1].jpg")
>>68749514
>>68749567
*ahem
>>68749589
You bang?
>>68749665
here have a boring non-sperg dodgers opinion
it's good but expected, dodgers win plenty games when they have guys on fire on offense (turner, pederson, seager) and lose every one when they don't
>>68749633
>tfw top of the bell curve
>>68749715
You're obviously off your rocker, you don't even know me. You should really talk to a professional about your paranoid delusions before you end up hurting yourself or someone else.
![tumblr_n6ty9krppT1sq9poio1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/phNaLX4.jpg "tumblr_n6ty9krppT1sq9poio1_1280[1].jpg")
>>68749728
si puto
>>68749755
>a grampa like me
NEAT
not enough baseball posts. don't feel like making one though.
Tigers
Royals
>>68749789
pop-pop, do you not know what a bell curve is?
>>68749813
I think he's senile senpai
>>68749813
>pop pop
you will call me Father and like it
>top
>curve
go do your fucking homework
Tigers
Watch Miggy hit a ball 467 feet literally out of the park
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/06/20/838613483/1466465628783/asset_2500K.mp4
>>68749633
being old is bad stupid
>>68749849
Unpopular opinion but I like Miguel Cabrera
>>68749843
Top of the curve, dummy.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! AT LEAST TYRONE BUYS ME STUFF
>>68749879
Damn...
>>68749843
I'm pretty dumb, but wouldn't you be at the -end- of the bell curve, rather than the top?
Hey A'sfags
If the Rangers offered you Prince Fielder, Lewis Brinson and Alex "Chi Chi" Gonzalez for Sonny Gray would you take it?
>>68749887
>>68749910
no, in the matter of evidence over populated mass, the top, or smaller of the portion of the curve, would be all sick and dying old people
Large matter would make up all you losers waited do die in your twenties
>>68749935
>Prince Fielder
nope
>>68749935
Give us One more prospect and I'd definitely be tempted
>7th inning
>gives up a run
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>>68749981
Alright, why not throw in Luis Ortiz into the package? Deal?
>>68749997
Maybe. Wouldn't be sure though
Utley is a fucking monster and he looks like he doesn't want to go away any time soon
Blake Snell funny.
This dude actually look like a snail too lmao he'll probably have the best curve in the AL
>>68749997
>trading the first base coach
>>68750064
>First Base coach
Dafaq?
What did he mean by this?
>>68749079
Fucking /TV/ literally killed hundreds of people
Has meme magic gone too far?
what went wrong?
>>68750088
Damn, the rags got some good Shit to trade
>>68750112
they found the 144 expected in the crash
>>68750168
>#MIKidscan
God Damn.
Snails out here smashing a IG thoties and ur over here lamenting your teams failed season..... This dude in AAA and winning.
>>68750112
Wait what?
>>68750168
Boy Seattle sure turned to shit quick
Whatever happened to all those Mariners fans
>>68750208
still here
>>68749079
/pol/ got trump the nomination
/mu/ killing Bowie/Prince (well documented)
/tv/ deadly realife baneposting
/sp/ got Cleveland (53 years) and Kansas city (30 years) a championship
We should be up there now.
>>68750112
What? The fuck happened?
>>68750246
>>68750199
Since fuck baneposting in real life killed like 150 people.
>>68750240
You forgot /v/s overwatch meme magic
YANKEES SUCK
>>68750246
>>68750199
plane 4U9525 crashed in Dignes-les-Baines, France with no survivors, not clear what happened to it
>>68750154
>>68750112
>>68750199
>>68750246
>>68750270
Can anyone can stop The Rangers?
Also
>Memeiners
I cant believe I discuss baseball with retards who main /tv/, /pol/, and /v/.
/tv/ was funny until it became pedophilia central unironically, not that it's any less grave ironically. Fucking pig skins.
>>68750354
>>68750347
>>68750347
>>68750270
We're tampering with some messed up forces here. Maybe meme magic is dangerous.
>>68750411
we're counting on it
>>68750385
I don't browse any of those but if you're on the site anywhere you get an idea of big events and opinions of other boards
remember to vote Frankie
That's a nice batting average you got there.
remember to vote Moose
>>68750499
>that smile
Frankie a cute
>>68750354
This shit kills me every damn time
10 STRAIGHT SERIES WINS
>skims thread
>no dorothy wong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD2Gb2ZnPfQ
>>68750658
That's fun
>tfw an Astros fan tried to talk shit to me
>tfw I'm a Cubs fan...
>there are people who actually believe in "meme magic"
>>68750725
how many generations back did your family see a Cubs WS win?
>>68750743
How else do you explain this stuff?
>>68750749
My grandmother. She was born in Chicago and knew one of the players from the 1908 WS team. Google Jack Kust. He married my grandmothers oldest sister.
>Dipshits still think they can get teheran for spare parts and 2nd rate prospects
Someone should teach these dummies about leverage and how the barves have all of it for the next 14 months.
>>68750743
Your trifling with powers beyond you're comprehension.......
>>68750795
what stuff?
the only one that is slightly weird is the germanwings flight, and even then barely, still more than believably coincidental.
>>68750832
>having cursed blood
>tfw just going about your night and suddenly random name pops into your head for no reason
>Don Wakamatsu
What the fuck brain?
Its over for Jints now isn't it.
They are spluttering whilst the whilst the Dodgers are going from strength to strength, squeezing out wins in games with limited risp efficiency and with the best pitcher of this generation.
Give me one reason why the Dodgers won’t win the NL West.
>>68751636
It's an even year.
>>68751636
If 8-2 in their last 10 is sputtering, what is the Dodgers' 6-4?
>>68750385
/sp/, /o/ masterrace
>>68751636
Because they will, why wouldn't they?
Yeah the Dodgers will go on streaks now and again, so will the Giants. That's how the season goes
The Giants get 40% of their starts from two of the best pitchers in baseball. If the rest of the rotation can carry its weight they'll win 95+ games and win the division
>>68750499
>>68750546
>Lindor hinted months ago how Da Cavs would use the meme magic in their black sleeved jerseys to win one for Da Land
>he's going to harness more meme magic to win Da Worlds Eries for Da Land
>>68750743
It's still real to me, dammit.
>>68746821
how autistic is this fucking poster?
every fucking thread
inb4 butthurt royals fan, I don't care at all about that meme league and its DH
>>68752026
the dodgers have been going on 3 or 4 run streaks vs shit teams and the giants have gone on 10 game streaks vs the GOATS
>>68752099
when stuff gets posted everyday you just have to like it
>>68752121
Yeah. I'm Just saying teams will be up and down and not to shit your pants the second the Dodgers start playing well
>>68752099
Why does it bother you?
>>68752170
I am 24 the dodgers have been nothing but soul crushing disappointments my entire life
>>68752186
Exactly my point
>>68747033
broors just did that the other day and I missed it because slingtv is literal fecal matter
>>68748816
2qt4me
>>68749008
Cleveland doesn't compare. There were still woolly mammoths and shit in ohio when the chicago streak started, the nba didn't exist for almost 40 years
>>68752110
keep them coming this must be very therapeutic for you
Indians have real Indian?
