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no news boys >>68710249
>>68728787
low effort bro
Schaub is God
>>68728800
just like saturdays main event
ngannou
threadly heeminder
"Did it feel bad losing the belt?"
-Ariel Helwani
MMA Journalist
>>68728849
"nah not really"
>>68728839
Sillyppines!
my god, Werdum is going to savage Rothwell
I would love to see Rich Piana on the MMA Hour.
How can we make this a reality?
>>68728754
NFL cheerleaders are qt'er tho.
Werdum is my boy
>>68728917
Not as qt as Miesha
>>68728917
>tfw the Lions are finally getting cheerleaders this year
>>68728917
>not wanting to impregnate arianny in the middle of the cage
come on bro
Monthly reminder that he was shook af
>>68729056
should be threadly desu
>>68729056
He just saw his own myth in one punch
>>68729056
oops wrong webm
>>68729103
i love how Lorenzo always gets in the middle of the faceoffs when Conor is involved.
>p-p-please dont hurt him
>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>68728590 #
But brookins hasn't even looked that good on bellator, one reason why I think he was so reluctant to fight there.
Because he'd knew he'd get beat by some no name and lose his ability to go to the UFC.
>>68729056
didnt even hurt him desu. he was just exhausted. conor will stop nate in the rematch
>>68729160
Unlikely
>>68729135
>mfw Aldo heems Conor in the rematch
>>68729103
>flinching that bad
>from that far away
what the fook
>>68729187
It's Nate's lead foot that causes it.
>>68729135
>mfw I realized Conor will lose to Nate, Frankie, Holloway, and Benson (because he will have gone to bellator) in that order
JON JONES!
>>68729277
GET THAT DICK READY BOY
>>68728993
>wanting to impregnate Arianny now
Look I'd go balls deep. No problem. But impregnate.....eh. I mean if it was 2007 Arianny sure. But now you come on bro.
>>68729299
I'M SUCKIN'
whats heem you guys?
>>68729322
I was just lookin at google earth and checkin out that picture of the kraken down in antarctica
what're heem with you today bud?
>>68729322
Here
everyone
eats
meat
>>68729322
Help
Every
Excited
Manlet
>>68729351
I'm lookin at a kraken too
>>68729322
>>68729370
>>68729351
Oops forgot pic
IT WAS ALL A HEEM
>>68729423
I USED TO WATCH PRIDE OVEREEM
>>68729423
HIS ENTIRE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
>>68729441
EMELIANENKO AND SAKURABA IN A LIMOSINE
>>68729056
you can see his eyes go dead as he loses his soul from that punch
jesus, Rockhold sounds fucking suicidal
cheer up buddeh
>>68729549
rightfully so, he did get his chin deleted by bisping
>>68729586
my old man was asking if anyone had ever done that before Holloway and I couldn't think of any
>>68729151
To be honest with you, my friend; I've not seen all his Bellator outings, as there's no easy legal way for me to view their product.
>>68729659
Channel 10 airs Bellator of 2 year delay sporadically.
Luke does makes things interesting by taking the fight game so extremely fucking seriously
>>68729775
so extremely fucking salty*
typo
reposting
>>68728234
I can't remember where I got that number from, but here's something I found googling right now
http://ucnlive.com/pitfalls-promoter-john-lepak/
bear in mind it looks like it's coming from a promoter crying about not getting paid enough, but he claims that it's usually less than 20%.
and as far as the video you posted, while there is more disparity in boxing, overall boxers make more.
>>68728334
>>68728399
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/10/20/9547333/what-deutsche-bank-moodys-and-standard-poors-tell-us-about-the-ufc
yeah, I was off by a bit
>>68729775
Yeah like at UFC 199 where he did a terrible Roy Jones Jr impression.
>another rematch title fight
>>68729187
>having good reflexes
>a bad thing
>>68729863
I kinda doubt he'll get it.
>>68729869
he scared homie
>>68729863
cerrone vs lawler is a rematch?
>>68729863
Cowboy, more like fucboi.
>>68729869
>not being cool calm and collected at all times
>falling for the be careful meme
>>68728982
dana should invest in this for short notice fights desu senpai.
which fighter would you lads go in with?
Thiago Silva vs Gegard Mousasi
sweet
holy shit
had no idea
>literally all of Gus' losses are to African-Americans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Gustafsson#Mixed_martial_arts_record
>>68730089
I cant tell whats hapenning in this pic but I get a psychedelic wassaduh vibe
plz explain and inb4 be careful cuz I very much am
>>68730216
wow me neither
I think maybe because he really does look like a Frank?
>>68730216
>yfw mir is actually pronounce murr
>>68730355
well, no, being spanish it would be pronounced Meer
based italy BTFO goober
Meesah maygraygor
ess better you dont come to light divishen mang
>>68730379
there's a video of him saying that it is actually pronounced murr
>>68730511
oh no, he actually just says murr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac75ZNlj1d0
>>68730511
because he's a dumbass
francisco and frank also have different etymologies
>>68730563
actually nevermind, Mir isn't a dumbass
he just flubbed it
>>68730611
is there more than one italian poster or is it just you?
>>68730699
more than one, that was all me though
>yfw the chink owners replace Goldie with Joey Diaz in order to get Joe Rogan to stay
I miss when conor was a necromancer
>>68730890
>yfw the chink owners replace both Goldie and Rogan, and Boris from EFN runs the one man booth
>>68730284
its from dragon ball lad
a-are you high? i don't understand the rest
>>68730890
>tfw every card will be a Canadian card
>>68730699
>Mfw some goof is devalueing my flag trip
We would like you to help us murder an uncle or two who don't think a woman is fit to rule
Why is this allowed?
Can anyone deny our society gets more and more degenerate every year?
>>68731868
>Can anyone deny our society gets more and more degenerate every year?
yes
>>68731867
You're one of those anti-women permanen/tv/virgins, brazil? Disappointed in you.
Post yfw Bork pulls a horseshoe out of Mark Hunt's arse and beats him over the head with it
>>68731012
with random celebrities every now and then for him to chat shit with
Mandy Moore in the house? Get her in the booth!
>>68731814
don't worry, it had no value to begin with
Any LA area /heem/sters wanna meet up at rat beach in an hour and practice some mewvment?
>>68731814
>implying the tripflag hasn't always been mine
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68732011
REASONABLE
>>68731699
I could imagine there being a tonne of Macau Fight Nights if the Chinese bought it. That place is basically Gambling: The Location
>>68732042
go away Manny
>When you NEED to study but you would literally rather die.
Fights are the only thing that keep me going lads.
>>68732091
lmao you live in LA
sucker
>>68732410
It gets better! Working full time+, you truly learn to live for the weekend
>UFC promo trying to make Fronkie seem terrifying
>>68731012
>>68731199
>dragon ball
just fuck my shit up I though it was a psychedelic mosque
too much 4chan I guess
>>68732482
I'd rather chop trees in the heat for 6 hours rather than studying for 2. I don't know what it is but I really hate it.
>>68732011
it sounds like a jay z lyric 2bh
>>68732445
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/744974716612415489
sold
>>68732697
study*
>>68732882
habbenin
>>68732581
>tfw you will never play DKC2 on SNES with Ronda
>>68732882
>Tencent
>>68732882
Oh fugg
>>68732882
million is supposed to billion I assume?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG1PG4KCgSa/
Heem will defend this
>>68733068
defend what
>>68732882
>botter
Anon, please.
>>68733104
A top ranked contender having to get a proper job between fights
>>68733068
>plays touchbutt in the cage with valerie
>schoolyard girlie finish
>wants the bonus when Bosse-Oconell was a war
wmma everyone
>>68733068
>wmma
no sane person would defend this
>>68733192
Nobody is forcing her to fight, if she doesn't want it to be her sole source of income that's her business
>>68733068
Probably would help if she didn't buy that stupid looking hat that says "broke as hell"
>>68733192
Not uncommon to have multiple income streams these days. I make good money working on the docks, but I still do residential electrical work here and there.
>>68733068
I'd donate to her Patreon
>>68733192
fighters don't make enough but honestly she's ranked 12th in a division of like 30 that nobody cares about
>>68733192
UFC is actually not that profitable. They only made ~$100 mil in profit last year. With several hundred fighters on the roster they simply can't pay every fighter a million.
>>68733383
>but I still do residential electrical work here and there.
do you have to call a girl for help whenever you have to do something really difficult like remove a piece of baseboard trim lmao BTFO
>>68733383
>I make good money working on the docks.
Are you speaking from the 1950s?
>>68733383
Neil Magny puts up drywall and stuff in between his regular Octagon appearances
>>68733367
lmao too true
>>68733410
>UFC is actually not that profitable. They only made ~$100 mil in profit last year.
prove it
>>68732882
>>68733389
I'd donate to her cam4
>>68733068
WMMA shouldnt even exist.
Shes lucky to be paid anything at all
>>68733383
how do you feel about fighter pay in the UFC dockbro
I fear for Werdum, big ben will heem him for good.
>>68729056
>Nate will beat Conor
people actually believe this on /heem/
>>68733645
That'd be pretty cool in a way, just imagine Rogans walk-in monologue
>>68733068
I would pay her to be my gf.
150 dollars weekly.
If you read this Jojo pls contact me at [email protected]
I can move to scotland if you want
>>68733647
>swinging at her tits
open for such a nice counter but... WMMA
>>68730003
RDA, more like paper champ
>>68733647
to be fair the one in white beat a man in a sanctioned fight
>>68733717
good, at least there won't be ufc fight night chechnya Fedor vs Werdum...
Honestly glad he got heemd by Stipe
>>68730890
Why is Joey Diaz so disgusting bros
>>68733767
Wud b laff to hear about some soft French cunt getting rekt by some neds in Glasgow desu
>>68733841
Why is that a bad fight? Both looked like shit their last fights
>>68733891
Done too much coke in the 80's
>>68733676
It would be much better if they organized and demanded a collective bargaining agreement. As it is now, like with all scabs, they're cutting each other's throats in a race to the bottom.
>>68733068
Fuck Reebok and fuck UFC for doing this to my fitefu, I will KO Dana or Lorenzo if I ever see those bums
>>68733512
I googled "neil magny drywall" and the only result was a /heem/ thread from last year
http://4archive.org/board/sp/thread/63921424
Not saying I dont believe you, just thought it was worth mentioning.
>>68734127
Don't fact check me you slut
>>68733068
>Cowcuck will still defend Reebok
>>68733383
>I make good money working on the docks
Fake, you're not dock lad
>>68733989
it's bad because he supports that russian terrorist, and he was annoying as fuck as a champion
>>68734259
They unironically disallowed Cowboy from wearing a patch on his shorts he's worn in all his fights as a tribute to his grandma iirc, don't know why he's on their good side now
Does the anon that made these dank fight fan calendars still make them?
How can anyone else in the division compete?
>>68733891
he's hispanic
>>68734394
>that steroid tranny freak sent gina out of MMA forever
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN RONDA'S SPOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68733068
bigger than the NFL
>>68732655
kek
>>68734506
meme belts t.bh
>>68733647
Who should Romero fight against next upon return, Weidman or Rockhold?
>>68734455
he literally had the patch sewn onto his shorts on Saturday
>>68734673
Anderson Silver
>>68734506
They should add NCAA wrestling under Chris Weidman since wrestling doesn't have belts
If you were to unironically guess how much would you say Dana White makes per year?
>>68734715
He's a full Reebok shill now so they must be paying him fat checks
>>68734673
>>68732882
Good riddance to Zuffa, Dana hopefully these new owners will usher in a new age of fighter rights, higher pay
China is best owner
>>68734715
Oh shit
So that's probably why he's happy with them now. Didn't they fine him for it at first? Now they're allowing it?
>>68734821
This, hopefully we get a fun gook owner with poor english
>>68734880
If it means Spiderwomen in the UFC I'm all for it.
>>68734715
Did he have it on the outside? Last time he gave some cuck answer like he sewed it inside the shorts but it wasn't visible
So with China owning UFC we actually going to see good gook fighters, like a resurgance in kung fu monks and wing chun?
like how wrestlers were so popular because Zuffa was an american company?
Garbrandt vs. Mizugaki
who wins?
Rachael Ostovich, Invicta flyweight
>>68734821
>fighter pay is bad
>but I still stream every single fight because uhhh
How does Rockhold expect an immediate rematch if he's injured?
>>68735148
Obviously Garbrandt.
>>68734878
>>68734967
they sew it on the inside for him now
>>68734821
>Chinese
>giving anyone rights
I don't see that happening
>>68735238
show betting slip
>there is a 48-year-old woman on Invicta's roster
>>68735155
>tfw no Hawai'ian fighter gf
>>68735327
Would you /heem/?
>>68735207
Most of them are on FS1 or Fight Pass, and most of the fighters on PPVs don't get a cut of the buys, don't buy into Zuffa's jew system
>>68735207
this lol
inb4
>"I'm not gonna like Dana's pockets so he can gamble it on the blackjack tables!"
>>68734394
>>68735327
Old person fighting league when?
>>68735392
Fight Pass isn't free
>don't get a cut of the buys
Most doesn't mean none, and that's not the point
>dont support the fighters
>whine about fighter pay
Stupidity at its finest
>ill steal from this convenience store to protest the employees wages, hemorrhaging profits is the best way to make a point to make better pay!!!
>>68735552
I've advocated the UFC starting a 40 year old and up open weight TRT division for years.
>>68735559
I've never streamed, maybe I'm the exception here but the point is fighters could make much more before the Reebok deal, and plenty of people were streaming then too. UFC did nothing to supplement the missing pay when the Reebok deal was finalized which is why people talk about it more now
GSP is planning to come back guys
>>68735796
Think he'll take a title shot immediately or do you think he'd want a tune up fight?
>>68735762
>I've never streamed
Sure thing goof
>>68735862
he's talking to Ariel about wanting big fights and Bisping right now
Joaquim Silva literally looks like he could be Almeida's big brother
gsp v dan henderson confirmed
>>68735909
GSP should fucking stay retired, just like Anderson should have fucked off, I have a bad feeling about his return, especially if it's at MW
>>68736054
you don't know a godamn thing about GSP if you believe that
Bisping Vs GSP makes ZERO fucking sense, fight Hendricks instead...
>>68736098
>GSP
>at 185
>post USADA
take off those maple leaf glasses for a second justin
>>68736124
Bisping vs GSP makes a lot of sense
>>68736257
you only say this because it's an easy win...
>>68736124
how does gsp hendricks make any sense lol
>>68736304
GSP gets a title shot in his first fight back
it's either Lawler or Bisping and Lawler is booked
>>68736124
>Post USADA hendricks
>UFC was just sold for 4.2 billion
Literally how?
>>68736317
tuneup fight because i doubt GSP wants immediate titleshot, it makes more sense than Bisping. Why hold up the MW division any longer
>>68736370
can you honestly say it would be a good fight? GSP will easilly take Bisping down just like Kennedy did...
>>68736317
it doesn't make any, tyreese is stupid dude
>>68735687
>What is the heavyweight division
>mfw I realized Bisping will defeat Anderson Silva, Luke Rockhold, and Georges St. Pierre, in that order
>>68736438
>yfw NATTY GOAT Bisping heems GSP
>yfw he'll have beaten Silva, Rockhold and GSP in that order
>>68736438
it's a good fight in the sense that it's two of the UFC's biggest draws, so yes
Yeah, GSP will maul Bisping on the ground. No, there aren't any other fights that make sense because GSP was promised a title shot in his return fight.
Name someone else bud, Lawler is literally the only one because GSP can only fight in two weight classes. Stop being dumb lol
>>68736438
>tune up fight
did you see what happened last time senpai?
the bisping fight at least is something people would give a shit about, there's basically zero spectacle for gsp to come back and fight hendricks
>>68736534
>>68736438
>i doubt GSP wants immediate titleshot
you don't know fuck all about GSP if you believe this
Da woman and da violence of da octagon
>>68736534
>>68736553
literally no chance
>>68736571
>>68736623
You guys are right, i just hate the matcup because so many good MW's ready for titleshots, Rockhold,Weidman,Jacare,Romero
>>68736713
Then why didn't he fight Lawler before Woodley? You know he could have had it if he wanted, instead he sees an easy opportunity to be P4P and shit beating Bisping
>GSP saying he could fight at lightweight if he wanted to
kek, can you imagine lightweight GSP
>yfw gsp is actually gay
>>68736852
Yeah. Benson Henderson.
>>68736852
Khabib will be champ by that point, Khabib vs GSP, GOAT vs GOAT, book it
>>68736889
pretty accurate, just a little more boring
>>68736940
i've never seen george fight with a sharp stick in his mouth
Bloody hell it must be shit being Souza right now. Been looming for a tile shot for so long, beats Vitor as well and now people are talking about GSP and Henderson
>>68737074
Such is fate for a boring contender
>>68737074
imo GSP is easier than Jacare for Bisping
>>68737074
you forgot
>loses to Yoel***
***officially
>>68737200
Yup. He beat old man Vitor. So what? His fight vs Romero wasn't that god, it looked like a sparring session. I'd rather see Hendo get one last shot and then retire.
>>68737074
and the ever present dread of USADA TESTING destroying your hopes and dreams
>>68736870
>yfw conor is actually bi
>>68737200
>Such is fate for a non english speaking hue
fixed
>>68737074
He's shit, though.
>Loses to Rockhold
>Gets demolished by Yoel
>Is boring as fuck
>Biggest career win is against a deflated, post-USADA Vitor
>He's a post-USADA Brazilian
He's shit.
>>68737307
>yfw i am gay but only for conor
>>68737428
I find Conor really attractive for whatever reason, no homo
>>68737393
>loses to Rockhold
In a close decision
>demolished by Yoel
For one round, the fight was easily a draw as Jacare won the the next two rounds
did most people find that exciting in any way?
i don't get it
>>68737532
it's the mewvment
>>68737582
You think he's gonna say his own show was boring? Of course he's gonna overhype it
>>68737553
>MUH DECISION LOSS
He lost. Deal with it.
>Easily a draw
Fucking lel.
>I, AS AN ANON, HAVE MORE SWAY AND KNOWLEDGE THAN PROFESSIONAL JUDGES
>I KNOW BETTER, BOYS
Kek, sit down.
>>68737682
i'm just wondering though, if this is a big deal for casual fans?
>GSP didn't even mention Hendricks.
kek
>>68729056
>>68729103
Here's where Conor was shook m8
>>68737730
Spaniards newest shitposters for heem?
>>68737853
can you blame him when he has an easy fight/payout with bisbong?
>>68737730
to be fair MMA judges are retarded though
We all have our opinion on who's the natty GOAT.
But who's the roided GOAT?
>>68737893
>Gets BTFO into shookdom
>UR A SHITPOSTER
BTFO.
>>68737730
>he lost.
But it was a close loss. Are you saying there aren't degrees to a lost and that losing a close decision to Rockhold is bad?
>fucking lel
10-8 Romero in the first, Jacare wins the next two, this was a very widely regarded sentiment, it doesn't mean he was even impressive or good in the fight but he wasn't demolished by Romero by any means
>I know better
Judges can be wrong, as they were then, deferring to judges doesn't make your own assessment the slightest bit valuable
Try actually not shitposting for once
>>68737975
kek wasnt even me, famalam
