Today:
Slovakia - England
Russia - Wales
Tomorrow:
Ukraine - Poland
Northern Ireland - Deutschland
Top Stories:
>Anthony Modest wants to stay in Köln
>Puma on suicide watch
>Leipzig won't buy Embolo
>Usami to Augsburg
>Hermann Gerland stays at Buyern
>test cricket sucks
>>68723167
Anyone else /fuckEngland/ here?
>>68723186
yes, I know they'll be saying that "its coming home" was just ironic banter, but you can be certain that most of them really did believe it
I can't wait to see them all btfo
you forgot
>Draxler wants to leave Wolfsburg immediately
/bundes/ on life support watch
>>68723396
All the non-tanned Germans are still at wörk.
please like us
>>68723499
based Axis brother
>>68723499
Vice versa
>>68723499
>>68723507
Also we should stop sending those ungrateful kike fucks submarines and other stuff, they'll never like us anyway.
>>68723254
>everyone leaving Wolfsburg
will they actually be relegated next season? I sure hope so.
>>68723893
it looks more likely by the day
I was in Rome the last week.
What did i miss?
>>68723201
I presume you haven't talked to many Englishman in real life if you think we are ever optimistic about our team.
>>68724202
We watched the DFB cup draw and the guy in charge was very knowledgeable without looking like a tryhard. The girl who actually picked the balls from the cup was a blonde female 16 year old under 17 germany soccer player who Anon playfully and ironically obsessed over.
Other than that nothing happened. Kyouko didn't post with his tripcode on, Denmark was here, Brazil was here, France was here, Netherlands was here, Australia was here.
We didn't experience anything out of the ordinary. No major football news.
Some teams posted transfer pictures wearing Ewald Lienen paper cutouts. Imagine Karl-Heinz Rummennigge wearing a Ewald Lienen paper cutout during the Renato Sanches transfer picture.
Where did you sleep in Rome?
>>68724202
This is your right now
I hope England goes out
>>68724683
Not very likely at this point, since there's already one third place team with fewer points than them.
>>68724715
they still can be one of the worst 3rds so they go out
Slovakia has to just win 3:0
>>68724460
I saw the draw, yes that was good.
I want to see one of those Ewald Lienen pictures.
Some Airbnb. It was nice.
>>68724776
Even if their GD goes to shit, they still have more points than Albania. They just need one more third placed team to get under 4 points. And considering all 3rd places in the other groups have fewer than 4 points, it would be quite unlikely.
>>68723167
Petition to rename to /Bayerns/liga
>>68724865
signed
>>68723893
gianlucadimarzio.com/en/eng/dortmund-makes-inquiry-for-schurrle-while-man-united-is-ahead-in-race-for-mkhitaryan/
>Dynamo Dresden vs. Red Bull Leipzig
it's gonna happen!!!
>>68724978
I would rather have Draxler or bring back Perisic
Naby keita from red bull Salzburg to "red bull" Leipzig
>>68724791
>>68724791
Those ruins are crazy
Maybe Denmark has the other Ewald Lienen picture
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/16/grandmother-nan-google-praises-search-thank-you-manners-polite
>>68725561
Here we go. Mainz basically made fun of it, right?
>>68725661
Hehe *wink* *wink*
>>68725674
Hehe yes
>>68725697
Would love to fill all your holes with hot spunk bb
not enough caro ITT for my taste
>>68726059
OY CLY, it's like anoddah Shoah.
Just threw my fourth 180 all life
>>68726207
Congratulations
>>68726299
This has gone entirely too far.
>>68726092
>another
>>68726321
Thank you
>>68726299
>>68726342
Why is nobody buying Will Grigg? He scored 25 goals in 40 matches and assisted 5
>>68726362
>Will Grigg
he's not even a starter for NI
>>68726362
Bayern should buy him and turn him into the new Dale Jennings.
>>68726362
i think it's because he plays in the english third tier
hello i am here now
>>68723531
goodbye hans, i hope you don't get jailed for having NAZI beliefs? I surely hope EU and German thought police wont notice your online NAZI propoganda against the peaceful JEWISH people on a multicultural internet forum
>>68726387
He's too old for that
>>68726384
Well he obviously should be no?
>>68726453
Wigan play third tier? Oh my
My pamper day today :-)
>>68726299
lel
>>68726773
damn thats some nasty shit
Weiler is going to Anderlecht.
>>68724225
I think I know you better than you know yourself; you are always laughing at your team, expecting nothing. But secretly, very deep inside, you think that this might actually be the year, your year. :^)
Finally made tea again for the first time in what feels like weeks
>>68728345
what kind of tea?
>>68728519
Chamomile Sage Ginger
>>68728564
sounds disgusting
>>68729058
>6 players close to a suspension
Whoa, are Slovakia the shithouses of the tournament?
>>68728047
>it will literally never be englands year
feels very good
>>68729058
>vardy playing
welp they won
>>68729058
this will be a nice match
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/quiz-can-you-name-these-euro-2016-players-based-on-their-club-career/
your score? got 17/20
>>68729058
>>68729234
Yes
>hey anon, come dance with me!
>you... do know how to dance... right..?
>>68729675
Of course I do bitch let me know when you learn how to dance tho, that shit you just tried is depressing.
>>68729709
nice haircut
whats it called?
>>68729446
i better not tell
alot of guessing involved here
Can Mkhitaryan just leave already?
He obviously doesn't want to stay anymore
>>68729446
19/20, though 3 or 4 were guesses. Semi educated guesses, but still guesses.
>>68729950
who would buy him?
>>68729675
sorry i just nod my head to techno music I don't dance
>>68729806
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Is United Kingdom watching with us?
hope so
>>68723167
>test cricket sucks
please delete this
>>68730213
Are you?
>>68730219
whats test cricket anyway?
>>68730235
y-yeah
>>68730237
It's actually just cricket. About 40 years ago they invented a new "fun" type of cricket to pander to women, children and indians and had to therefore give real cricket another name.
>>68730297
whats the new name for real cricket then?
>>68730334
real cricket is "test cricket"
meme cricket is pyjama shit
>ths awful plebeian music
I am ready to die
>>68730382
>>68730190
Until half time or Slovakia score two. Whichever comes first.
>>68730278
Alright
>>68730409
meme cricket is pyjama shit
I laughed
>>68730440
Same
>>68730409
this is you >>68724482
>>68730445
what about you?
>>68730016
Doesn't he want to go to the EPL or something?
>>68730548
yeah
Fährt England heut nach Hause?
NO CARO THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alle spackos mal wieder hier. ERBÄRMLICH.
>>68730476
Until half time or Slovakia score two. Whichever comes first.
>>68730665
No
>>68730665
mit dem Pokal alter
>>68731271
Richtig geil.
Slovakia appear dangerous
>liquid in six languages
Must feel epic
>>68731667
pretty sure it's "fluent in" not "liquid in"
nearly
>>68730219
>>68730297
>>68730382
fuck off, daniel
>>68731888
hello
>>68731946
someone finally said it
>>68732275
Hello
wait, so i can't even watch russia-wales on the ard homepage?
Schkrittel
>>68732660
and nazaniel klein
Night
>>68733919
die
>Trust in meme magic
>play good
Is it coming home?
>>68735803
if you are referring to wales then yes, it will come home
"Russland ist raus, aber ohne Applaus."
Bravo Mehmet!
Hotel von den Jogi Jungs wurde evakuiert.
Did people actually get mad at Beckmanns Sportschule?
![o-WIESE-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fFS60mx.jpg "o-WIESE-facebook[1].jpg")
Ist der Tim am stoffen?
>>68740906
All natural bro
>>68740807
Hat der Neger gesagt?
>englelfags be like
![1466458880269[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/Uk4T5wI.jpg "1466458880269[1].webm")
>>68740924
Wie krieg ich den natty-chinesen-look??
>>68725431
>>68725561
Thank you.
>>68725450
Yes it was straight out of Gladiator.
![peter-stoeger-514[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1KJwyqx.jpg "peter-stoeger-514[1].jpg")
Ist Peter Elite?
(translation for our international friends:
Is Peter elite?)
Warum ist hier keiner?
Dingens Sportschule ist comfy uezs.
>>68740939
der muss weg!
http://www.spiegel.de/kultur/tv/beckmanns-sportschule-wie-viele-idiotien-soll-diese-welt-noch-aushalten-a-1097925.html
oh god i love shit like this
people get so angry at this stuff
this is so typically german
>>68740939
>>68741248
>you will never ever watch harald in his prime again
just kill me already
>>68741362
Harald was the GOAT
why was I born so late? thank God for youtube
>Rütten
>Andrack
>Zerlett
>Kabelka
>Scharfer Sven
>Licard
>Suzana
>>68741300
it's true tho
>>68741473
>literally copied Conans late night show down to the sketches and the fucking set
truly a great mind
>>68741580
yeah we all know he didn't invent the show
but his attitude was special (and funnier than everyone elses)
>>68741580
the first few years maybe.
but 2000-2003 was his peak, he improved the concept and adjusted it to a German audience
shit like this would never roll on Conan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-CbY83B468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHlGJ0AVIM
are they seriously copying some shitty Joko&Klaas idea now
turned off my tv
>peter stöger
wtf was that?
>>68741702
I never really watched it t be h, was just shitposting.
Might watch a few episodes the next days.
>>68741725
I turned it off when they were talking about the evil smartphones and technology. Had enough of that watching Claus Klebers embarrasing Silicon-Valley "documentary" yesterday.
>>68741837
maximum comfy core starts around the year 2000 when Andrack becomes a part of the show in front of the camera
have fun!
>>68741908
>Silicon-Valley
Extreeeeeeeeem überwertet uezs. Wenn da ne Bombe drauffallen würde, würds keiner außerhalb Fickbuch und Apfel merken.
>>68741702
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-CbY83B468
Der Andrack hat so eine Fett-Obsession, ist krank uezs., kein Witz.
goodnight, /bundes/, may Lionel Messi btfo Klinsi
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