>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST
5 Round Welterweight Main Event:
Rory MacDonald (18-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (12-1-0)
Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (29-7-0) vs. Patrick Cote (23-9-0)
Light Heavyweight
Steve Bossé (11-2-0) vs. Sean O'Connell (17-7-0)
Lightweight
Olivier Aubin-Mercier (7-2-0) vs. Thibault Gouti (11-1-0)
Women's Strawweight
Valérie Létourneau (8-4-0) vs. Joanne Calderwood (10-1-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:30pm ET / 5:30pm PT / 1:30am BST
Lightweight
Jason Saggo (11-2-0) vs. Leandro Silva (19-3-1)
Light Heavyweight
Misha Cirkunov (11-2-0) vs. Ion Cutelaba (11-1-0)
Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory (14-3-0) vs. Krzysztof Jotko (17-1-0)
Bantamweight
Joe Soto (15-5-0) vs. Chris Beal (10-2-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm BST
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-1-0) vs. Sam Alvey (26-7-0)
Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos (5-3-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-2-0)
Welterweight
Colby Covington def Jonathan Meunier via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
Flyweight
Ali Bagautinov def Geane Herrera via unanimous decision(30-27)
Schaub
Would you have helped Randa sweat out that last pound and a half?
>>68645966
Yeah who wouldnt
>bitch couldn't manage to make weight even though the new weight cut procedure was implemented
Cut her
Any streams pls?
valerie vs jojo should be the only girl fight on this card. this is shit.
Lesbian porn
Ngannou
i live in ottawa and ive never had a shawarma
they are fucking everywhere
they will overtake tim hortons soon
>>68645966
I'd gladly pick up a couple towels from the hotel lobby for her.
>>68645966
>>68646009
should've just shaved her head
>>68646059
I like schwarma.
>>68646007
Gay people
People in relationships
People with decent standards
People who don't want some flabby red haired dyke looking bitch
>randa half as mobile as hendo at half the age
>>68646059
You're missing out
>"SHE'S LOOKING FOR THAT STUPID SPIN"
The new live stats thing on Fight pass is bretty based
Didn't Saddam have some crazy super-size artillery project back in the 80s?
>>68646059
that's cultural appropriation
>>68646129
lol heard that too.
>THE AMOUNT OF BULLDYKES TAKING OVER THE WOMEN DIVISIONS IN THIS FUCKING SPORT
CUSTOMARY PISS BREAKS ARE NOW
MANDATORY PISS BREAKS
WEW LADS
>>68646175
Yes, Mostapha al-Turk
>>68646110
Her red hair looks dumb. Looked better not dyed
>>68646234
what's the proper wrist to wear your watch on?
left wrist master race
Pillow-fisted Dykes
why is this blond fuck so afraid of groundfighting
>>68646175
t. George Bush
>>68646059
shwarma palace on carling is pretty dope
>>68646285
holy shit sauce
>>68646285
that was a good piss
Okami vs Chris Leben is finally over
>>68646285
HIGH TEST
>>68646285
>posting porn
>fake tits
>>68646320
kek
>>68646234
>her wife
>>68646285
oh jesus
>>68646285
hnnng
>these fucking guys
Who is the MMA equivalent of JUST?
>tfw theres a halifax style donair place in ottawa but its kinda far away to walk to
its at centretown
anyone been there?
>jon anik is a good commentator
saddams revange
are cuss words haram?
Randa a qt :33
>>68646389
Aldo. Also Faber.
>>68646285
why do all you nerds act like this bitch isn't horrifically obese?
>>68646268
Left wrist.
Only queers wear it on the right one.
>>68646329
>Projecting
>>68646340
HEY NOW, BE CAREFUL
B A S E D
F I G H T F U
>>68646389
Gray Maynard
I want to be friends with detroit superstar
>>68646337
>Fake tits
You're a fucking moron
the lack of bunda in this thread is appalling
>>68646394
>it aint me starts playing
>>68646389
Haunted Housey
>not calling out an opponent
She was calling out Paige a while back on twitter and now was her chance. Lame.
>>68646389
>>68646234
>>THE AMOUNT OF BULLDYKES TAKING OVER THE WOMEN DIVISIONS IN THIS FUCKING SPORT
wow, really puzzling that women's MMA is made up of brainy little asian doctors and attractive blonde economists.
I love it but t's a last-chance sport, face it.
>>68646461
I like this answer
>>68646389
McMeme
Pettis 100%
>>68646389
Kerr
>>68646461
this, what a fall from grace lmao
>>68646389
Karo Parysian
god i hate both of their faces
randa has been 2 fights away of getting fined for sayin magic word on fox
>>68646447
virgin
>>68646448
You're posting to a message board, in a browser, with access to the internet..................
Takes roughly 3.5 seconds to google it.
>tfw i watched Mir vs JDS instead of this fight
>>68646494
What did he mean by this?
God please let Sam smash this fucking Will Graham looking faggot
is Sam Alvey about to get fucked up?
Goddamn theodorou is man pretty
>>68646269
>The city of wmma
cut your hair
>>68646545
Yes
FUCKING REALLY?
God what a faggot song to walk out to. fuck this literally /r/mma goof. I hope he gets smashed.
>>68646389
gus
>>68646432
It's because opposites attract. People who are a bit effeminate really like manly shoulders on women; people who have massive complexes about the sizes of their genitalia really like cartoonishly oversized breasts.
This isn't trolling by the way do a simple google search there are a few psychology research articles on it.
HE'S COMING IN TO THAT FUCKING SOUL SISTER SONG. MY GOD I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO SEE SOMEONE GET BEAT UP SO BADLY IN MY LIFE.
Time for Sam Alvey's wife to make my peepee hard
>>68646572
This. Annoying as shit.
Sam Alvey's smile fucking creeps me out. Like he is painfully stretching his face into something that appears like human elation.
I do not buy what he's selling. Not from those dead eyes.
>mfw I could heem every average bloke in here
>>68646481
Not for people like McGoober, Rory, Thompson, GSP and the likes.
Only the runts see it as a last-chance sport and that's why they never amount to much for a long time.
The happy song + smiling meme could take him a long way.
>>68646572
How does it feel that goofy fuck could hold you down, punch your face in and fuck your mother right in front of you while you're fucking paralyzed with fear.
Remember when Marreta did this?
>>68646497
>Mark Kerr vs every fat keyboard warrior
>>68646595
how good would it feel to be heeming the fuck out of the ginger with the grinning ear to ear gimmick
Glass jawed Alvey will be good enough and lucky enough to get the win
>>68646269
Damn, that precision and technical expertise
call SI, we've finally found the female GSP
>>68646625
>mfw i'm about to get heemed by a gay man
>Gangsters Paradise
noice
AND NOW SOME DUDE IS COMING OUT TO GANGSTA'S PARADISE
MAN I HOPE BOTH OF THEM JUST GET SMASHED
>>68646389
Pettis and Aldo.
>>68646504
hated that cunt since tuf 5
>the dichotomy of these walkout songs
Based walkout from Elias, hope he heems this reddit faggot
>coolio
Now THIS is a walkout song
>>68646624
H doesn't buy it either. Smiling going into a fight is completely unnatural, his smile especially so. He's trying to market himself.
>Gangsta's paradise
My boy
Sam "Reddit" Alvey is about to get KTFO
>this song
what a meme
p4p best looking fighter?
>>68646665
honestly I think Alvey has the experience and power to put away Elias. I could see Elias winning by UD though.
>>68646656
It wouldn't feel good to hurt anyone.
>>68646726
It's Reddit vs Twitter, basically.
>le reddit man vs le 4chan husbando
what a meme fight
>>68646707
It's a gay song you wigger teen
Alvey doesn't even look in shape. Got a damn muffin top
>gangsta's paradise
i like this... i think
>Gangsta Paradise
>vs whatever shit the first one was
We may be witnesses to murder, lads.
>>68646637
Elias is a shit tier fighter.
I could heem him via dickslap.
>>68646730
>mfw i beat Chris cuck again
why are we so blind to see?
i hate both of thees faggots
>>68646751
No it isn't it's based youre probably too young to remember when it came out. Probably don't even know what movie it's from.
Heem jesus vs Steve from work.
my fight pass is a bit wonky
keep having to refresh
and it rewinds during walkouts
>>68646761
don't pretend you didn't know it was Justin Bieber
My money is on ginger Bisbong
>>68646650
pussy gnp rules ruined kerr and coleman
How the fuck can you be in such awful shape and be a professional fighter? I don't understand
>>68646792
it's a p diddy style complete rip off of the original song that adds nothing
>>68646738
Easily
this dudes face is worse than werdums meme mug
Alvey KO lets gooo
"MEMEIN SAM ALVEY"
Why is Ellias appropriating black culture?
>>68646738
what about Jouban?
attempt number 2:
THEY BOOED MY BOY
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
is Theodorou the greatest meme fighter on the hole roster? he fights like a black prison inmate
wtf is Elias doing
>Elias
>Cardio king
Damn Elias fights like a goofy fuck.
what is this fucking guy doing
>>68646903
mewving
oh god elias is going to get knocked out
are they gonna fight or just dance?
elias moves like a amatuer. Koed before the round is over.
Elias looks like a complete faggot when he fights, I cant believe this guy has any fans
>>68646899
What kind of prison inmate throws kicks?
Theodorou is stealing all his stances from Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Nyquil: The Fight
>men's """""""""""""mma""""""""""""""""""
i hope reddit man wins
lol elias is fucking memeing
>HE COULD BE THE NEXT GSP
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My sides.
lol wtf is this fight??
shut up big john it's not against the rules to have an open hand
>>68646921
I am so confused with what he is doing. he looks like he's trying to bait Alvey to come forward so he can shoot.
Nice and flowy Elias
>>68646951
Kek
>>68646933
This
>These meme kicks that aren't landing
>pitty patter leg kicks
>this """fight"""
>>68646948
many and they look as good as his meme kicks. just pay attention to the fight. You'll see the inmate in his fighting style.
WOW this is some truly awful technique
this is embarrassing
just got home lads, how were the other fights? did Randa look good? did Geane Herrera cry like a faggot?
theadoro knows his legs aren't that long right?
>Close it
>Sorry
kek'd
What a fucking meme fest
>Alvey doing nothing but looking for a counter that isn't going to be there
>canadian memestriking
wrestlefucks are better than this desu
i thought the smiling guy would be able to back up his arrogance but hes just a slow flat footed faggot who does nothing
Be playful in there!
>sorry
lol sam just waiting for him to gas
This is fucking awful. I'm going to kill myself if I keep watching this bullshit. This is what makes you rethink why you watch this """"""sport"""""
residentsleeper
You now realize Silva was never the goat, mw was just the shittiest division
Not impressed with Prime Minister Theodorou.
Is Elias white?
10-9 theodoru based on a dance off
fuck this fight
this kicks are full of shit
how the fuck does such a shit tier athlete compete in the ufc
10-9 Elias
this is literally not a fight
Big John really is the GOAT ref
Would you join her?
>>68647034
Do us all that favour. PLEASE.
>Sam "Reddit" Alvey throwing 3 strikes the entire round.
>>68646994
story?
>>68646980
yeah, I thought so too
>>68647045
i was talking to my buddy about how gsp is the true goat and how silva just beat up stand and bangs with brain damage
9-9
>having your pregnant wife in your corner
could go very wrong 2bh
wat did i jus watch m8
>>68647006
>tfw he was really funny but went way too far and ended up in federal prison
>>68646994
damn ido portal movement seminars really have changed since he started to train fighters.
>>68647099
spontaneous miscarriage when she realizes how shit you are at fighting
>>68647077
No, he isn't. He thinks he's part of the show and refs how he thinks the rules should be, not how they are.
>Alvey getting advice from his gf
>>68647121
kek
at least sam got angry at the end. Just go for it sam, do it for your qt pixie gf
>>68647131
They don't think it be like i do but it is
>>68647127
KEK
>>68647095
Too bad him getting heemed by a wop manlet will tarnish his record. Hughes loss is acceptable though.
>Big John telling Elias to keep his fucking fist closed
I sure hope this guy refs Jones vs Cormier and gets that criminal cheating nigga to close his fucking fist. That eye poke in their first fight was a game changer
>>68647120
what did he do? I also heard an other anon mention this guy getting arrested.
Alvey getting frustrated? I feel like I'm watching You Got Served
any streams available for this me laddo's?
next muffin top
elias content to just kick arms the entire night
>Le spam meme kicks the entire fight
>Literal 0(zero) boxing this entire fight
>>68647193
http://www.reddit.com/r/mmastreams
this is a fucking joke
reminder sam's wife is hot as fuck
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Jesus this clinch work is dog shit
that fucking takedown attempt
>>68647261
>mfw this fight
>>68647186
Or the fighter can just ignore the warnings since it's not against the rules.
Cut both these guys 2bh...or feed them a guy like Romero who will just bloody them up.
>>68647024
Hey now, Elias isn't on us. Everyone here fucking hates that guy.
>>68647295
kek
19-19
alvey needs to stop waiting elias can take a fucking beating
i can tell theodoru was a nerd and didn't play any sports as a kid...
Everything he does looks so unnatural, nothing has power on it at all
>the left forearm has eaten kicks
These guys don't deserve to be in Fight Pass
Have either of these guys ever do any clinch work before?
They both look completely lost, just grabbing each other
Mewvment was a mistake
R1:10-8 Memeadoru
R2:10-9 Memeadoru
tristar looks like shit tonight
pathetic horn for a pathetic fight
>that horn
come on, more air pressure
>>68647338
It's like both of these guys are only in the UFC because of their gimmicks.
christ, even the horn sounded shit
20-16 Theodoreu
>>68647338
my nigga is that what you think nerds look like?
>keep mewving you're gonna win
meme magic
this is boring, i'm going to the bathroom
>>68647369
so far...
thanks Firas
20-18 Spartan
>>68647379
thats a really shit fighr
>>68647369
firas is a meme coach who lucked his way into gsp (who jackson trained up) and rory, who learned it all from gsp
>>68647295
What does this have to do with cucks?
>>68647338
He was a skater stoner faggot. He is incredibly unlikeable.
This is the worst UFC fight I've seen since Markos vs Jones-Lybarger
>>68647369
Wonderboy win confirmed then
>>68647406
>Point fight!
>You could do this for another 30 minutes!
30 minutes of this and I would kill myself, fuck Elias what a piece of shit.
How can Elias think he can be a top 10 guy let alone the champ fighting like this