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>>68617978
1st for belgium is a meme team
Second for Euan going to win a bet
Third for u1.5 first half bets
4th for getting goals and beating lines
5th for ive had a wank even before HT cause the games so shit
Belgium O8.5 corners @1.78 is a steal.
6th for Belgium will never score in your lifetime.
6th for NEED Belgium to win
>tfw missed all the safety car value as 1 guy took all the liquidity out the market with a single bet
Not cool. Hamilton still lands pole here though
2nd half most goals doing it lads the new meme bet
First yellow to Ireland was fucking ez money
PLEASE lend me some money
>>68618400
Once you tell me how you can't get a job
>>68618480
No one hires a fat tatted up ex-DJ
not impressed that the new thread is never linked in the old one
>>68618549
Everyone's been slacking
dunno why i throw money away on memes like belgium
>>68618683
me too m8, we fell for it
>>68618683
>>68618738
chase it w/ 9 corners belgium
Iceland v Hungary - Match Goal - 76th Minute To Full Time @2.3?
>>68618314
>me
>>68618738
thing is i knew they were a meme beforehand
just baka
EUAN
>>68618814
VALUE.
Lads wageslaving is now fun. 2 sales today and met some qts.
Who is the retard who told everyone to bet remain?
great tip from Euan, glad i kept the faith, knew he had it in him
TEARS at all the Belgium backers. Backing a spineless bottle filled choke job.
>>68618980
>not topping up
>>68619032
Do you think it's going to be rigged? Do you not see the polls?
>>68618969
Did you give them your tip?
need somebody else on the ARP account to buy a T4TW subscription, I brought all the others
>>68618549
morons think the thread going 404 excuses linking the previous thread without appreciating it is more for the benefit of people using the archive so it is still relevant.
I really don't know what they think the purpose of linking the previous thread actually is though.
>>68618980
>britain leaves
>bookies make gorillions
just got in
what is THE bet for the second half of belgium v. ireland?
>>68619096
Gave them a card with my TT on it.
One lad asked if I've been watching and said he's backing Belgium. ALMOST said tears.
NEED to know what Hass sees in this Airdrie team
MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM
11111111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111
Never in doubt
WHY NOT TWO MINUTES EARLIER, FUCKING HELL
>>68618319
Best bet!
Ez 100 memes for me
SECOND HALF MOST GOALS IN
>>68619167
Goal 80-FT
>>68619297
because it was halftime dummy
>2nd half most goals in within 2 minutes of the 2nd half starting
free money lads
>>68619345
fucking Willy Hill stopped offering it lmao
on my knees PRAYING someone put money on Belgium for me
>>68619345
what were the odds?
>>68619430
Had a word with the traders. It's back
>>68619474
Carrasco is shit
>>68617978
>tfw miss pre-JuveGuy /bet/
thread is 60% about him these days, so utter shit.
>>68619485
@ 2.1
>>68619569
Best atm player in the champs league final
>>68619591
madness, that seems like a classic 1.83 bookie bet
>>68619629
Finding it's 2.1 on almost every game
>>68619575
Before that it was Euan, before that it was Kurt before that it was Mackers, before that it was Albania, before that it was SP before that it was...
You get the point, I've probably missed somebody off that list but /bet/ always allows itself to get obsessed with somebody whether it be a tripfag from here or a tipster. I don't disagree with you but you'll never stop it.
need a second belgium goal desu
>>68619726
Mackers tripped in here? Does he ever visit?
>>68619805
Did you even fucking read the post?
>>68619726
>/bet/ always allows itself to get obsessed with somebody whether it be a tripfag from here or a tipster
>or a tipster
THANK YOU BASED BELGIUM
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>>68619764
22222222222222
Okay, RIP my bets on this game. Fuck you Belgium
LEGGGOOO
Ez money.
Belgium corner over
2ND half most goal
First yellow Ireland
Belgium -.5
excited to see how they fuck this one up
Belgium TOO good. Daily /bet/ accumulator going swimmingly
>>68619859
Being obsessed wouldn't ruin the thread though unless they were actively posting in here
Need some more waffle corners
who /memebet/
>>68619220
A couple more goals in them hopefully, I'm on overs too
>>68620186
what happens if there are equal goals in both?
>>68620152
Oh how new you are.
>KURT DRAGO IS ON X
>KURT WANTS A LARGE ON X
>FUCKING KURT
>KURT SUCH A FRAUD
>KURT BEST TIPSTER EVER
>KURT! UAC!!!!!!
>KURTKURTKURTKURTKURTKURT
>>68620266
Then it's not the highest scoring half.
>>68620266
Goes down as a loss. Market has first half most, second half most or draw. It's why the odds are pretty decent most the time
>>68620266
I assume it's a loss
Is there anyone who didnt get on Belgium @ 1.9? Dont be shy come out
>>68620287
Is it void or does it lose?
>Hungary priced above Iceland
>Hungary DNB @ evens
You have 1 minute to tell me why I shouldn't put my entire bankroll on this
Need another goal for my over 2.5
And I will have cleared all my bets
>>68620279
Except no-one is stupid enough to actually get on juveguy's tips, he's only ruining the threads because he's an idiot. At least the others were somewhat shrewd
>>68620333
What the fuck do you think? If you bet on something to happen and it doesn't happen, does your bet void or lose? Obviously odds wouldn't be so good if it could void easily
>>68620325
Tipped Belgium -0.75 but didnt put my money where my mouth is.
I want a small on South Africa
>>68620333
If there's an option for no highest scoring half then it loses otherwise void.
With those odds gonna assume it's void.
>>68619220
But yeah Airdrie don't have the strongest lineup today but they've been training for over a week and are fit for a game, and I don't think Gala (who aren't professional) will have the fitness for this matchup.
Airdrie are taking their preseason seriously.
They also have a new signing playing today and some others who can score a few.
was JUST considering o2.5
3333333333
Brains
>>68620381
Like fucking clockwork
Ez 1k from a single match
>>68620140
im so happy right now
:)
>>68620325
Didn't have the coin
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>>68620389
The point is /bet/ gets obsessed with someone and posts about him endlessly then moves on to the next person and repeats. That is all. That was the entire conversation. I don't feel this was difficult to comprehend and I'm not sure how you got lost.
>>68620407
Considering this too
you lads think we got final score now?
Where can I find live scores for norway 3rd division?
>>68620637
>file name
good one norway i chuckled
>>68620732
depends if the irish keep leaving themselves open to counter attacks
down large on ireland game
what to bet
>>68620732
Origi next goal
There are some solid qts in the crowd today
Imagine following this advice pmsl
>>68620732
Ireland will get a meme goal right at the end
>>68620782
I put half my money on O 3.5 and the other half on U 3.5, both had the same odds at 1.80
Belgium race to 7 corners @3.5????
>>68620887
Might start doing this so I can get on a winner
Keane hattrick incoming
>>68620782
Hungary at level is a really good buy
>>68620918
>not getting it @ 2.8
tears
>>68620906
"no"
>>68620863
i do that
Need two (2) more corners please
>>68620929
I got lucky with this match,
at 1-0 right as I was about to hit o1.5 odds froze and they scored
afterwards I though I'd do it again for o2.5 and 30 secs later they scored again
right now I'm on ireland to score @5.25
If someone sends me £10 to my Skrill I will give up gambling and leave /bet/
>>68620971
Money for Hungary to win?
surely he wont score from here
Put 500 on u3.5 live @.5
Was that smart?
>>68621321
Yes send juveguy a fiver if win
smed on o3.5 in the Airdrie friendly
TEARS at not getting in on this game. hesistated from all the asspulls this euro has seen
Why are Iceland the favourite? Hungary looked decent in their first game and Iceland just about managed a meme draw against a shitty Portuguese team.
4-0 WHEN
down, down, down
Another under 1.5 FH bet lands, that's going to make it 20 out of 22 matches where it has worked.
>>68620573
No the point was that the threads are shit cause of juveguy, not because of obsession with one person. Obsession is profitable when good tipsters are involved
>>68621589
HT/FT with draws at HT is THE bet for the group stages.
what is /the/ iceland hungary bet?
>>68621652
Not really, there have been 12 matches where the score hasn't been a draw at HT. Under 2.5 isn't a bet any more either thanks to Russia/Slovakia Wales/England Spain/Turkey and Belgium/Ireland
I've been putting under 1.5 for each match with a stake of £50 each time, I'm currently sitting at £1,750. The bet has only lost twice.
>>68621605
>Profitable=good threads
Not necessarily
>Obsession=good threads
Literally never
>>68621761
odds are shite for the next match
>>68621761
should have listened to you about this earlier 2bh baka
do you think the next two are going to be under 1.5
>>68621761
post slips
>>68621705
2nd half most goals
1.25k from a game. Good job senpaitachi. Recovered from last night
>>68621805
That's why you get on them early, the odds might not be great and may not offer huge money; but so far they are safe.
I'd rather take 20 matches that are safe at 1.3 rather than 2 matches which are very unsafe at 2.1 for instance
>>68621813
I've got all 3 matches on today as an accumulator as I'm 100% on them. I was worried about the Spain match yesterday, but if they can't score more than 1 goal I doubt others can. Portugal only managed to get 1 goal past Iceland in the FH, but they might get 2 past Austria tonight.
I'd avoid the Portugal game if you don't want to risk it
>i'm not a profitable tipster
>>68622084
You're not even a successful DJ, you fat paki
>>68622083
>That's why you get on them early
>You're on them for the same shite odds
??
>Airdrie to win second half was @1.8
>>68622111
that guy wasn't Paki you blind cunt
>>68622155
thanks for the aftertiming, wonderful mate
>>68622155
Got on over 3.75 goal line, looks good so far cheers bud
>>68622198
I was in the shower, was just about to post on TT :(
>>68622237
No worries
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>>68622302
i hate big tournaments
>>68622155
>Get on Airdrie to score 4th
>Gala have their first 3 shots of the game all in a row
rip money, classic
>>68622302
Put whatever you're betting in the doubles box
>>68622302
doubles
>>68622389
>>68622402
thanks
>>68622132
They've dropped on Skybet for me, but regardless I'm happy with small odds if it's almost always a guaranteed win.
>>68622173
>that guy
>you
>>68622302
>de oirish
>>68622371
Gala are part time PLUMBERS, the starters are begging to be subbed off for a battered Mars bar
Reminder that the daily official accy's winning
>bet on one of the few 0-0 draws in the league
Caan Berry so inspirational
>>68622556
yeah ive heard this meme before
money down the drain
5 1/2 voids today. really, really enjoyed this day of betting.
>>68622371
>Airdrie goal disallowed
>Gala score
haha epic truly epic
Second half most goals is absolutely WORLD in this euros
Going so large on the next two
>>68623128
Tears!!
Worse than Sarajevo desu
>>68622608
Just won @2.82. Tip me if you won big
>>68623313
Stop being an rball slaver then
might go LARGE on o1.5 match goals
>>68623400
go all in m8
>>68623400
On the Iceland game? Gonna be 0-0 or 1-0 to someone
>>68623400
will end up with egg on your face m8
>>68623313
>pretending you were on Sarajevo
Pmsl
>>68623448
Just like you after your big 3000 calorie breakfast eh?
>both coaches said they don't want to concede
LARGE on u2,5
>>68623512
>implying any coach ever wants to concede
Have sex
How the fuck can Hungary not be favourites in this game ?
both teams should be going for the win here
Two "weakest" teams on paper, Hungary can secure qualification and Iceland don't want to have it all to do vs. Austria
How badly did everyone get fucked because of the Croatia result yesterday lads.
It SMACKED the official accy
who /slow and steady/ here?
>>68623559
hope you get egg on your face
>>68623598
Hope you got onto today's one. Won already.
>>68623598
Just had a tiny on but was mad as fuck because of the circumstances that lead to the loss.
Nick Goff wants £30 on Iceland DNB
>>68623598
>/sp/ official accy
>Croatia 2-0 up
Fucking lovely, ill head to Tesco early and do the shopping
Come home
2-2
FUCK MY LIFE.JPEG
>>68623710
>>68623598
are you guys really taking juveguy's accumulator seriously?
NEED that anon to red-pill me on Lidl
>>68623618
only just in double figures m8
>>68623706
just did Hungary DNB
>>68623744
It's /Eurobet/ mate
>>68623710
Not as bad as that OFC game where Kiwi were up 3-1 at 90 minutes and then conceded 2 and had as many men sent off
Have nightmares over that game.
>>68623761
>opposing a JUDGE
on your head be it
>>68623748
THIS so much
>>68623744
It was a great accumulator that fell through because of Croatian degeneracy
>>68623761
always bank at £100 desu, start back at £15 or £20. I'm too much of a pussy to do any bigger bets.
Fucking Croats cost me big yesterday
Iceland are SHIT. Do NOT bet on them. Hungary win.
>>68623842
You only made £62.50 profit though
>>68623881
that's enough for me la
>>68623912
Are you a Virgin?
>>68623984
Yes, Why?
>>68623984
No but I dont see the correlation
>>68623823
you're a retard
t. master better
ICELAND LOOKING SO SO GOOD
>>68623851
same, had a treble with italy win to nil, spain win to nil and croatia just straight win. unbelievable laddy
>implying this shit isn't ending in a draw
Pizza hut so SO much better than Dominos
>>68624033
only 1 shot off target, dame you're as dumb as you are fat
please give me a bet ive only got a fiver left in my account
When do the pyrotechnics start?
>>68623851
>>68624087
always do a trixie
>>68624141
first half no goal
>>68624141
give it to me PLEASE
>>68624141
under 1.5 in FH
LARGE on Hungary to score. Reminder that Goff was large on Ukraine and Albania to qualify and is CLUELESS when it comes to mainstream.
Unders was so due in this game
Gylfi Sigurdsson to score
>bet against team at the bottom of the league with one win all season
>they get their second win
weeeew, it was a muggy soccerway acca but still
>>68624360
Nice blog
Who /memebet/ here?
>bankroll team that has won 23 games in a row
>they lose
>>68624470
Thanks lad hope you've subbed
This match is absolute DOG
>>68624539
>implying they weren't due a loss
>That fucking rball guy
Entered 3 reds, then removed them all again some time later and replaced them with a yellow. Now there's another red and I'm not 100% sure its legit this time.
If I follow T4tW with a 32% yield and basi-booms with a 15% yield, what would my yield be?
>>68624699
More information needed.
>>68624699
47, if you only follow the winning tips that is
>>68624730
On tipstertube. Say I follow them for 2 weeks
>>68624759
But how do I know what the winners are?
>>68624510
cant find that 1 or 2 goals anywhere lad
>>68624510
>1 or 2 goals
m8 pls
shite finesse
>>68624850
I'm more worried about the first part lad
Does anyone disagree that Iceland are looking the stronger team?
ABSOLUTE SCENES
FUGGGGG
there goes u0.5 fh
fuck my life
Fuck there goes my u.5
need 2 goals 2nd half
>>68625262
>>68625294
Why would you even make this bet? Under 1.5 FH is the bet to go with, hopefully there won't be another goal in 5 minutes.
>that arse squeeze
This is why Goffy Boy is head trader at Coral while you're a greasy NEET.
ICELAND NAYSAYERS BTFO
pmsl
>>68625388
hope i'm not alone with this meme bet. need hug box
>>68625388
same
>>68625411
on this for the next game as well
>>68624281
Told you so
>>68625411
Im on u1.5 also, but u0.5 looked a legit good bet until that soft pen
Ried 1111111
fix is in.
>>68625518
Not for the Portugal game, been 100% sure on all of them so far; but not this game. Portugal NEED to win to have a ensure they are through and they're going to be pissed after their draw with Iceland.
Austira also lost to Hungary who (bar the penalty) have done nothing with Iceland. Definitely 1 goal in FH, maybe 2/3.
Reminder that Iceland -1 was THE bet
Who takes the extra penny when the bet comes on
>>68625411
I have been making crazy money from u.5
First time I got my u.5 bet wrong.
BOOOOOOOM! Out of the last 23 matches, 21 have had under 1.5 FH goals.
This is the bet you should be placing.
>>68625778
in*
>>68625801
>1.2 odds
Based 1 minute extra time continuing to pay my bills
>keeper not wearing shorts
