The RealJuveguy edition
>http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/addiction/Pages/gamblingaddiction.aspx
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1) My FB isn't public
2) Tattoos are degenerate
3) Fat people are degenerate
4) Gaming is degenerate
5) Eloquentia's a latin word that I thought was cool. I wouldn't brandish an unusual surname across 4chan five times a day
Thank you
whats the bet for spain-turkey? im thinking spain cornes
He's literally the first person that comes up when you search Eloquentia. I'm all for you hounding him if you want ;)
>>68587984
Great day so far
>mfw I put my cash on Croatia DC instead of Croatia SW like planned
THANK YOU BASED GUTS
>>68588043
>mfw Juveguy is a DJ in Ibiza
>>68588048
Spain to Win to Nil
>>68588113
What bubblegum currency are you using pmsl
>>68588156
romanian lions obv
If you want to be rich, never give up gambling. People tend to give up. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of the bookies. More importantly, you will learn. When you place a bet, it might fail. But that’s not because you’re a failure. It’s because you have not learnt enough. Do it differently each time. Bet on different markets. One day, you will do it right. Failure is your friend.
>>68588043
Who's gonna win tonight?
>>68588195
fuck off addict
juveguy is a good representation of why this thread sucks
of course, not including that you all bet 5 dollars a game and cant even make any picks of your own
but still, a sufficient reason
Tears if your longest TT run isn't atleast 9 wins with no voids
>>68588043
>corbyn-loving labour voter using the term degenerate
pottery.
>>68588048
1 minute injury time FH m8
>The Wolf of bet guy is an Aussie cricket poster
Eww
>>68588271
>what is tipping 1.0x odds
>>68588195
Words of wisdom from the guy begging for a fiver because his career as a DJ doesn't pay
>>68586332
Not thrilled about the new design, but bretty guud. They don't have all the obscure transgender U16 wheelchair basketball games though.
>>68586407
They do. Might be country dependent.
>>68586494
I think it's 6x turnover at 1.5 odds there, but don't quote me on that.
>>68588431
>believing that I'm a DJ
kek
>>68588553
NEED to know what THE sound of the summer is
>>68588633
rossy boy - if only i could.
>>68588633
Lush Life imo
>>68587984
THE PICTURE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM HIS PROFILE! THE PICTURE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM HIS PROFILE! THE PICTURE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM HIS PROFILE! THE PICTURE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM HIS PROFILE! THE PICTURE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM HIS PROFILE!
Juveguy confirmed
>>68588779
link?
Reckon BTTS will go in in the Spain game? Got a fucking 25E free bet on it, gee thanks 365.
>>68588779
LOL
tears
Reminder that smoking is also degenerate. This guy is like the antithesis of me pmsl
HAHAHAHA JUVENTUS
>Juve guy is a fat paki
>also a labour voting remain campaigner
Story checks out
>>68588887
Hope not I'm on Spain clean sheet
Come on you muggy pixel punters get on Spain already so I can hit the +
>>68588983
holy shit juve you look like a fucking pig on this one
Is juveguy always in a mood because he can't eat or drink because of Ramadan?
>be me
>spam my email with unusual surname
>public Facebook
Does anyone believe this??
>>68589261
Yes
>>68588983
other hand should be around her shoulder, lid.
>>68589261
now i do
>>68588422
My average odds is higher than 2.17 :)
>>68589261
hahahahaha whatever m8
carry on deleting photos from your fb
>>68589261
>Acts like a moron in the thread all day long begging for fivers
>Has proven himself a completely clueless mug
Why wouldn't we think you were that stupid?
>>68589350
That picture's on news articles
where does Juve guy live then? Will honestly go kick his head in for being a slimy REMAIN voter
Looking at his pictures I can not imagine how greasy his fivers must be.
>>68589261
i don't know if it's you, but people know your REAL NAME if you send or receive money via paypal. no getting around that.
>>68588983
Hey Juve, quick question. How do you have access to these photos if that's not you? These photos aren't publicly available.
>>68589418
malta.
:^)
>>68589426
I'm logged into my REAL FB scrolling through his profile
wait hold on
>he posted his email address
>search for that email address on fb and his profile comes up
>he has juventus on his profile and lots of other posts about football
how are you denying this juveguy?
>>68589391
why delete it then?
>>68589596
no, that email doesn't come up. it's just that his name is eloquentia.
also i know fuck all about juventus, i literally just bet on them that one time because of /bet/. this guy's an unironic fan
>>68589650
nothing's deleted. this guy literally has a FB page
www.facebook.com Eloquentiamusic
>>68589568
Except those photos don't appear, logged in right now looking at your profile.
So that is you :)
Was that Croatia game the highest scoring of the competition?
>>68589685
>no, that email doesn't come up
erm yes it does
>>68589731
show me, it's junk email ive not used for anything else
So a guy with the same name as your e-mail, is greasy like your greasy fivers and talks about Euros like you.
Not to mention the pictures you're posting aren't on his public profile
Confirmed JuveGuy
>>68589691
it's on the Facebook page which was the first thing i found when i searched Eloquentia
tears.exe
>>68589726
YES
>>68589835
that's not because the email's match retard. it's literally the word "eloquentia" that's being flagged.
and now i've got this fat paki cunt identifying to the name instead of instead of the etymology dating backing to the roman philosophers
>>68589781
>is greasy like your greasy fivers
top kek.
>>68589898
How do you feel about what happened in that game mate?
>>68589922
>this damage control
kek
pmsl
>>68589781
Doesn't sound like Juve desu.
Pretty sure it's just the fact the names are similar but /bet/ is either trolling or being retarded right now
Wait a sec. Is he even English in the first place? Surely that'd bust it better than anything? He lives in fucking Italy you dumb cunts
>>68589987
put your trip on Juve
>>68587984
I thought this was Hass?
>location: malta
>all his friends have italian names
>everywhere he visits is in Italy
Yes. That's me
down beyond on the cybu reback
Under 1.5 goals in FH IS the bet, it has only lost ONCE out of 20 games
How many of the posts in this thread are betting related?
Jani do us a favour and start throwing some ban recommendations around.
>>68590008
malta is not italy.
>labour voters
Can we stop talking about Juveguy's Normiebook profile and get back to BETTING
Spain so SO boring zzzz
>>68590090
just accept it mate, its you
P M S L JUVEKEK E X P O S E D
>>68590163
Large fc latori
>>68590229
need someone to add one of his please lend me a fiver posts under this
That is obviously not juve. Another reason I know is because he didnt reply No Money by Galantis to my question about sound of the summer. Any self respecting DJ would know what.
In other news, my hair is literally falling out pmsl
New here, what amount did everyone start with here and how much are you at now?
>>68589931
I don't feel anything anymore lad, I watch sports just to bet on them
>>68590372
>trying to stay relevant: the post
>>68590372
any bets lined up? you been researching etc? or just shitposting in here?
>>68590484
pmsl so true
>>68590372
Begging you to lend me a fiver so I can join your group
>>68590484
kek
>>68590555
>begging for money just to throw it away
?
>>68590411
started with £10 in July 2014
profit is +£17k now
SPAIN
juveguy started with a fiver and currently has 0 having borrowed several fivers
>>68590516
There are no bets.
>>68590555
I'm doing you a favour not letting you in
>>68590157
Haha
>>68590411
Started in 2015 with £100, got up to £5000 at online casino before losing it, left with £50. Got silly and put it on my lucky number on roulette, back to £1.7k.
Steadily worked on bets until I was up to about £25k by the end of 2015. Closed all my accounts apart from Skybet and cashed everything out, set a limit of £50 a week and left myself £500 to play with
Never deposited again, now I'm at £12k plus the banked £24.5k.
In that time I've gained weight and my hair has turned grey with worry; might be quitting soon
is T4tW hacked or are all his bets just unrionically losing just as he went paid
Hope someone got on Derry x
Red card before FT tiptip
>>68590788
19/21 is still a good bet mate
>>68590411
£20
£1.4k
>>68590964
He'll probably have some Scottish slag games at the weekend and bounce back. Which is a shame because it is quite entertaining.
>>68590973
Had a small on Glenavon instead because they started well despite their 15 year old, was 5.5 when I got on and sank to about 3 before the goal so I regret nothing even though I've lost bar a minor miracle.
>>68590788
I've put £50 on it on every game, I'm currently at £1,240 including the loss just now
>1 minute extra time
FINALLY. Got fucked earlier today with two 0s
>>68590418
I'll be visiting your country in August where's good fella?
whats the bet for the second half
>>68590728
what do you mean there are no bets?
what about people who've paid you for tipping?
is marco really worthy of being so short?
>>68588338
>they aren't on the Euro train
>>68588983
Lose some weight you lazy shite
>>68591338
Spain -3 euro handi med
>>68591477
LAY LAY LAY
>>68591475
There are no bets. Ever again. Betting is no longer profitable.
>>68591232
based fellow German
I think Croatia had +1 though, I remember winning on that.
Getting on the +3 2nd half as well? Odds are garbage for that usually.
>>68590372
>In other news, my hair is literally falling out pmsl
Post pic. You are too young to bald desu
>>68591664
>leastcorrect
>Hassan STILL hasn't reactivated his social media accounts
zzzzz, mate, your friends miss you.
struggling to keep turning on my british proxy , might just use my native maltan one
>>68591774
she'll never speak to you again if you do.
>>68591789
There is one way to prove you are NOT that greasy faggot.
Post photo of you or your hand at least.
With timestamp ofc.
Can anyone tell me why the HD channels on sky are in such a random order
1. Bbc2
2. Channel 5
3. Sky1
??
In my hand are all the tools I will ever need
Have 8 days worth of bets to fill out in my spreadsheet.
Should I even bother? It would take hours upon hours
>>68591786
I follow him on twitter
>>68591734
>leastcorrect
Will never stop being funny.
>>68591861
i find it funnier you thinking i'm a fat cunt living in Malta
>>68591477
Who is actually going to vote for Emma?
>>68591867
Regional content is not HD and they won't give up the ad revenue
>>68591953
Honestly can't even picture who she is
Should I cash out CS 2-0?
>>68592138
Yes 2bh
Sure there'll be another goal
>>68592138
yikes
evelyns tattoo is fucking shocking
Damn it Unibet don't do cash-outs. I withdraw the recommendation
Hat : £200 , Outfit: A monkey, Car Park : £35, Entrance: £80 , Pimms : £30 Moet : £200 .... 'Can I have a pound each way on ....'
>>68591496
333333
Might reback with -4, small
>>68592561
Don't get this x
lads, lads, lads, what is all the banter about?
I can't post my bet slips on here anymore because jew365 keeps locking down my accounts every time i win a few thousand, and im 99% there's a mole on here.
That being said, there is NO VALUE to be found on any Euro 2016 bets except for the Azzuri to lift the trophy @ 11.00
>>68592561
pmsl
power just went out lids, what do?
>Coral FINALLY paid out 14 months later
glorious feeling lids
Need 2 more goals this half.
i often hear it said that soccer is one of the worst sports to bet on because it is so unpredictable.
what would you say is the most consistent sport? in the sense that team/guy data says will win, usually does.
>>68592868
the fuck happened?
>>68592868
>It's been 206 days
Any day now...
>>68592699
sell me on Azzuri
would LOVE a fiver btw
>>68593054
be quiet Johnathon
Some anon promised me £30 when Spain to nil wins. You can pay it early x
Would like three more Spanish corners pls
>>68593054
This is literally THE most tedious gimmick in the history of /bet/
Is Italy gonna keep a clean sheet or should I cash out?
Icelads to win tomorrow?
>>68593173
Should report it, not checked but I imagine begging for money violates a rule and even if it doesn't him repeatedly posting as much every day will certainly be deemed spam
I bet right
Norn Ireland to win Ukraine
Poland to draw Germany
Today:
Italy to win Sweden
Czech to draw Croatia (wew, that was lucky)
Spain to win by 2 goals or more.
What have you mugs done?
>on 2nd half most goals
come on
>Turkey will be the surprise package of Euro 2016
>Ukraine will be the surprise package of Euro 2016
Normies getting btfo
>not on an obligatory meme goal between 75 minutes to the end
>>68592868
>>68592969
13 months from Betfred here
>>68593218
I'm unironically med on Iceland 0.0 from after their last game.
>>68593147
Hasn't won yet chubby paki
>>68593418
>DO NOT SETTLE
How is that allowed?
>>68593001
the italian mafia bought this one. the most corrupt sport in the world.
>>68593481
You tell me mate.
>>68593318
Bentleigh -1 EH
Derry -0.5
AC Kajaani SW
Portugal U18s -1.25
>>68592852
Flipped a switch and it's back on.
Name ONE job easier than being a sparky
>>68593318
lost 1k lol
>>68593562
What does SW mean?
one more spain goal please
>>68593700
Surely Wins
>>68593455
Johnson Eloquentia isn't a Paki name. If you think I'm that guy I'm a fucking Maltan
>>68593700
Super Win. (Win by more than 3 goals)
>>68593562
Is it Star Wars XD
I'm from Kajaani originally so wouldn't put too much money on them. Depressed fuckers.
>tfw thought it was a vote to save and not a vote to evict
FFS been too long since I've watched. Sweating on a Marco lay now
>>68593725
I've won most of my bets, but got £200 on over 3.5. I want to cash out, but learnyy lesson. As long as it's 3-0 or 4-0 I'm happy
>>68588553
Damage control.
>>68593795
Well, they have been playing very good it seems. But wouldn't put that kind of bet. But I don't know about them stastistics. But it's Oulun Palloseura. So it's going to be tighter game I think. Almost a derby.
Having severe anger issues lately, think I need to get into meditation or something.
Do you guys stay up for the Colombia game?
One more corner
>tfw not sure if this Finn is a ST (super troll) or actually this retarded
>>68594054
SW means Straight Win lid, so just to win the match.
Hey lads! Anyone in the UK tell me if this is a good bet? About to make it. I heard the Queen endorsed LEAVE
>Juveguy is now 6th with little to NO chances to win ANY prize.
PMSL.
>>68594362
Stay is /free money/
>>68594352
And they already did. Think the Finnish lad is trolling you.
>>68594362
i wish it was, unfortunately the establishment is pushing very hard this week and Brexit has a big lead in the polls, trying to jump on the death of an MP and link it to leaving the EU. Very sad and pathetic state of affairs
>>68594362
MASSIVE on stay. After the shooting all the independents will shift to the correct side and ally against the violent Brexiters
>>68594400
Vote leave you cuck
>>68594001
Fuck it, cashed out for £120
>>68594362
At those odds, it is a dreadful bet.
>>68594466
>Betting what you want rather than what is value for the expected outcome
You do not belong here
>>68594479
>not holding for the late goal
-ve
>>68594352
Ah, I was thinking there was something fishy there. Maybe they will win. But OPS is breddy gud sometimes. But Kajaani's gonna score more goals.
>>68594545
>Not having £5 for a bet
Who /comfy/ here?
>>68594556
The game was earlier today pal. Now gib Kolmonen tips. Or at least help me fine tune my model.
>belgium sw is the #1 bet on will hill
normies are shrouder than i thought
Can someone link me a good tune. Playing my music in a club tonight
Austria to win tomorrow is the bet.
https://tipstertube.com/post/67548
Hope you were on x
>>68594741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVz4nRmxn4
Also that anon owes me £30 for Spain to win to nil. PLEASE send it to me
>>68594741
thanks for the Spain clean sheet tip haha
>juveguy falling way behind
you are gonna have to make some bolder bets lad
>>68594824
>Sorry I ain't got no money
Sums up JG perfectly, PMSL.
Him to play this song TWICE at his next gig priced at 1.25
>>68594824
Don't worry, send me the money
>>68594874
Mean you, SEND me the money ;)
>>68594458
one reprehensible act, and you tarnish every leave voter? your brain is fucked. no wonder you're either unemployed, or a morbidly obese disc spinner. not sure what's worse.
>You'll never party with Juveguy
>>68595302
>replying non-ironically to juve guy
is this your first day?
>>68595302
No, I'm telling you the spin the media will put on it and the eventual result. Keep living the Brexit dream, hope you go LARGE
>>68595344
no lad. i happily take the bait.
>>68595379
you have completely ignored what i said. you lefties always deflect.
either way, stay poor.
whats tomorrows acca then?
>>68595556
>slimjesus
DAC
>>68595619
aye?
>>68595556
loving this gimmick. post more
Is Poland going to beat Ukraine?
>>68595702
what teh shit you chatting son? just looking for opinions, especially on the curveball that is ice v hung
>>68595779
well i usually release the Official /bet/ Accumulator at around 11 tomorrow morning. catch it then
>>68595909
oh cool, i look forward to it, sorry i've only been here a day
>>68595909
>11
>>68595711
yes
>>68595986
don't apologize he's a meme
> tfw won 10 euro on my first day of betting
I should stop now, since the bookies always win, r-right?
Wageslaving SO bad
Just seen someone walk on 4k on millionaire pmsl
>>68596260
yes. Gambling is simply NOT profitable
>>68596260
just don't get too cocky bud. Keep the stakes small.
also cheers to whomever tipped the rugby. Good yield on that.
>>68595986
Do NOT trust this man
TT needs a dislike button.
Researching tips so tiring after a WAGESLAVE day
>>68596987
Absolutely HORRIFIC
>>68597042
SHATTERED today m8. Never felt like this even after squatting 100kg.
>>68596992
Not you m8. Juve is a con artist. He tips HORRIFIC tips because he is a bookie. He is making money from your failure.
>>68597101
well, i'm assuming he's not willy hill so he's making nothing from me!
i wouldnt take any one persons tips as gospel anyway i just like to use the general consensus on places like this to direct my own bets
>>68597101
>Spain to win to nil
>Internacional
both won recently tbf
/bet/ DESPERATELY needs a refresh of characters and new additional ones, especially funny ones.
>>68597187
I like to keep mine confined to the neck area, á la Juve
>>68597196
And USA
bet on belgium win and draw tomorrow
>>68597228
Tripping up very soon. Need to gather a reputation for good tips first.
>>68597174
He's the head trader at coral.
>>68597187
Beards are -ve
>>68597279
how will u get a rep when you dont trip
>>68597228
Do you regret chasing Joe away?
>>68597187
Shave so well that I've not got a hair on my face lid.
>>68597280
Hmm your views and neckbeard are at odds
>>68597350
Fairly sure he still lurks and posts as anon.
>>68597330
https://tipstertube.com/profile/tennistipster 2 wins today lid
>>68597359
PMSL, LITERALLY CAN'T stop laughing!
Tears, dread to think how bad Juveguy actually smells.
>>68597390
Do you regret chasing away the trip and his tips?
>>68597406
oh
I was a regular in these threads summer 2014 but life got in the way, back now again when it's summer and have lots of time to kill.
wtf does PMSL mean and what is this tipstertube
>>68597445
Not really desu.
>>68597464
Piss myself laughing. It's an app for tips m8 sign up and follow some of us on there.
>>68597424
Would LOVE to test his neck
>>68597521
Gotta fly over to Malta m8
How fucking long does TT take to update. It says win but not updating stats the cunts.
