Grid:
HAM
ROS
VET
RIC
VES
RAI
BOT
MAS
HUL
ALO
PER
BUT
KVY
GUT
GRO
SAI
PAL
WEH
ERI
NAS
HAR
still i rise
#BLESSED
#belieber
Thanks FIFA
Feel like a Hulk podium is waiting for us tomorrow lads
I am
unironically a hamilton fan
If Rosberg doesn't get the WDC this year considering how unmotivated and unfocused Hamilton is, he's gonna go down in the books as another Barrichello.
i still believe in Alonso guise
>everybody do the dinosaur right now lads
Imagine what Alonso could do in Bully's car.
>>68342226
>HAM
>ROS
>VET
Why i'm not surprised?
>>68342913
He already is.
>>68343070
>webber
;_;
Tard's notebook is up
>>68343497
Tard's?
>>68343586
Tard Asspits
>>68343169
He'll probably win Le Mans next week.
I hope...
>>68342913
It will look worse for Rosberg. Most of the attention was on Schumacher's side of the garage. Rosberg at least has had equal opportunity to fight for the title.
>>68344060
>equal opportunity
He doesn't have god on his side, choco sena has. Hardly fair.
>>68344060
I'd say that on the technical side they are equal, but there's clearly more team support towards Hamilton. Unless Rosberg smarts up and starts selling Mercs in China, I doubt Toto and Lauda will care as much about him as they do for Hamilton.
>>68343617
You talkin shit about Ted mate?
>>68344830
ah yes that's it
#halo #blessed #iam
>>68343169
>>68343969
https://youtu.be/QqrWKNpAniA
>tfw
Hamilton drives like he's willing to die in a f1 car and become a legend like senna.
Rosberg drives like he has a wife and kid at home.
That's the main difference why Hamilton is a better driver than 2ndberg
>>68344956
honestly that doesn't look so bad
it actually looks really cool and futuristic plus the driver can see more over the front of the car
>>68349181
F1 secret to success: be a homosexual
>>68344382
nah mate
mercedes gives equal support to both sides
in terms of driving choco senna is heaps better driving wet than rosberg
rain in 5 = choco will rise
>>68349181
>https://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2016/3/halo-concept-draws-contrasting-opinions-in-the-paddock.html
>"There would be at least two drivers who would still be around if we had this type of system..." - Sebastian Vettel
>Mercedes' Nico Rosberg, too, said he was firmly in favour of the concept, saying it represents a 'huge step' and is 'definitely needed'.
>"ultimately it's the drivers' protection so we should have a choice individually - I should be able to decide whether to put that on my car. It wouldn't be something I'd choose" - Choco "Deathwish" Senna
The man wants to die.
>>68349899
hamilton does have a point though. if i were a driver i wouldn't want things impeding my vision for the sake of safety. it should be up to the driver. i don't think the FIA should be forcing it on everybody, but of course they will because they're afraid of more lawsuits a la Bianchi.
>>68350068
highlights my point of why hamilton really is the better driver than rosberg
he'll happily take a significantly higher chance to die in a car crash compared to the other races for a slightly improved vision of the track
>>68344956
won't it hinder driver's ability to see upward and thus look at lights/flags?
>>68350332
If the nose was more like this I would be hard as fuck right now
>>68349899
Choco Senna isn't really wrong. The aeroscreen is a better solution to the problem any way in my opinion; considering it's transparent and all that.
If RBR made a v.2 of the Aeroscreen and made it look more like the Caparo's windscreen I'd be down for that.
>>68351112
problem with the aeroscreen is in tests it showed that in every crash they tested the helmet would collide with the edge of the aeroscreen with considerable times more g-force
so the reason why they're going with the halo is because it passed all the safety tests already and out of the two it's the only one that doesn't need to be redesigned and further tested before it can be implemented for 2017
they will probably keep working on the aeroscreen and have it ready for 2018
>>68346710
>You fuckin' beauty!
>>68350332
>curved rear wing
'no'
rain tomorrow lads?
How many bongs until I have to put the popcorn in the microwave tbhlads?
>>68342226
>under 2 tenths off HAM
Is the Ferrari actually shit or was Vettel just based this qualy?
>>68352544
You think Gimi's pace is a better indicator of the Ferrari's speed?
>>68304586
>Jenson Button in shit top gear driving McClaren 675LT
>spins car multiple times
Probably because it had more power than his F1 car.
>>68352103
http://whenisf1on.com/
>>68352103
0 tea times
14 bongs
49 bings
4am austime
>>68342764
How? The guy literally hangs out with Bieber?
>>68353038
Bieber is unironically cool now, did you miss all of 2015?
>>68353038
i've been a fan of his since he betrayed the benis and joined mercedes
>>68349259
>>68349259
Yeah I like the halo more than the wind screen.
>>68349271
>Have millions.
>Get married
>>68353038
>Implying hamiltons """image""" and """friends""" aren't all elaborately concocted and staged by the formula 1 PR team in order to """""broaden""""" the f1 fanbase
Hamilton is a based guy who wants nothing more to win or die in a ball of fiery glory on the track.
He is being forced to hang out with bieber and look like a chav punk under his contract.
>>68353053
>all of 2015 = knowing idiots think Justin Bieber is cool.
was too drunk to watch quali
what did I miss lads
>>68353357
>implying he doesn't hate f1 for being a white people only sport and that his "hiphop" american "niggas" don't give a flying fuck about european racing
>>68353614
ham ros vet ric ves
still i rise
2ndberg
vetlel
trickyricky bullying the newkid madmax
all our memes are still intact
>>68353583
>>68353655
>i posted it twice
lewis hamilton is literally whiter than you favela monkeys
>>68350438
The drivers don't look upwards to see those, they look forward.
>>68344956
Hamilton is against Halo, so probably more like #cursed
>>68350438
you forgot Jesus
>>68350068
When Gimi tested it, he reported that it had no effect on his vision.
Hamilton just doesn't like the appearance of it, he's a stickler for the past and a complete prick. I hope he gets debris flung at his face, preferably killing him.
>>68354025
I would literally dig him up just to piss on his corpse if he died.
>>68354025
>>68354114
edgy
Thanks to faggots like you (including drivers who are paid millions to race) we are going to have hideous looking cars next year.
american GP's are literally suffering.
I have to wait all day until the torrents come out
I don't know how you eurossandniggers cope.
>>68354025
>he's a stickler for the past
>wants to keep and fully accepts the element of danger
>wants to go back to bigger engines and faster cars
Why does /f1/ hate him but like rosbeta again?
>>68353723
why you mad, wobbler?
>>68354230
None of that excuses him from being a cum guzzling faggot.
>>68354258
how did he hurt you anon
Link to Quali for those that missed it: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thezoo101
Q1 just ended.
Q2 to begin shortly.
Rain is starting...
>>68354437
Thanks lad - never heard the NBC commentators before - infinity times better than Sky.
>>68354503
>infinity times better than Sky.
Agree.
The sky fags are insufferable cunts.
>>68354188
Fuck off cunt, it literally makes no difference to the appearance.
In fact it looks cooler if anything.
>>68354567
Sky has become pretty low brow 2bh
it's mostly crofty that drags them down
>>68354230
He used to be humble and cool.
Then he got all cocky after a few world championships, and now he says stupid shit and acts like a teenager.
Rosberg is laid back and mature, not a complete retard.
>>68354437
They've got an aussie commentator? Feels like I'm watching V8 supercars
>>68354666
>He used to be humble and cool.
I think you'll find that was down to Ron Benis more than himself.
i miss when Schumi and Barrichello finished races in Formation during the early 2000's
>Mika Salo just said in the Finnish formula studio that when Max Verstappen arrived home after Monaco, Jos told him to stand in the corner
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4nm48k/mika_salo_just_said_in_the_finnish_formula_studio/
>>68354750
Leigh Diffey has been in the states for years lad. Used to work for Speed and BBC.
Morning Lads! Newfag here..missed the qualy because ...reasons.
Can any kind anon tell me if Kimi's pace looks good? I know he's in the 3rd row(why?) but maybe with a 1 stop strategy he can get on the podium at least?
t.
>>68355016
kimi is past it mate
this guy has to be Australian
Impossible to make sense of this retarded weather
>>68355055
Na mate that's Johnny Sins.
>>68355055
i would bet british
>>68355016
Gimi is old now. He can pull out the occasional good race, but honestly he isn't going to finish ahead of the Mercs, the Red Bulls or Vettel this weekend.
>>68354829
Me too, Mexibro ;_;
Why do people keep sucking kimi's dick so much?
He's a loser.
>>68355735
Don't get it either.I couldn't believe Ferrari signed him another year.
>>68354503
>WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dubs for a cheeky Gimi podium
>>68354503
Except they run commercials. This is the only thing stopping me from dropping Sky.
>>68356277
FUGG :DDDD
>>68355037
I agree but I don't think gimi is that much slower than vettel. I think gimi only got one flying lap in and it was close to vettel's until he did another lap and btfo'd gimi
>>68356277
damn
>RB only 3 tenths off mercedes at a power circuit
nice
>rescheduling the indycar race for the same time as the grand prix
>>68356277
>>68356285
I listen to sky because I like brundle's commentary
>>68356640
It's true he's literally based.
>>68342691
>Things Hulk has been saying since 2010.
>>68356277
Hulk, Kmag, Rosberg, Vettel, Ericcson
All white blonde guys look the same
>Mauritius ahead of Sauber
So, does German Hamilton actually know what he's doing, or has Sauber really fallen that far?
>>68356767
The son of eric looks like a fucking sloth or some shit
>>68356804
it's the teeth
>>68356798
Both?
I'm not sure Sauber can afford the fuel to race the full distance this weekend...
>>68356798
Sauber really is that shit but so his hairy ass hole desu
>>68356817
His eyes too, the dark circles around them
>>68356893
Picture of sloth for reference
>>68356798
>German Hamilton
who?
>>68356798
>almost 2 seconds faster than haryanto
they can't let this go on can they? surely it has to fucking stop.
are we gonna have rain, bros?
>>68356933
I imagine he's referring to wehrlein
>>68356893
Do people with teeth like that just get used to it? I would be constantly putting my tongue btwn the gap of my two front teeth
>>68356933
>>68356767
spotted the wog
>>68355016
Kimi had a terrible qualifying.
He's getting replaced next year for sure.
>>68355016
i hear his race simulation was good in practice but as usual he sucks dick in quali. he'll probably fuck up the start too and then its an uphill battle as usual
>>68356984
>tfw you realise you don't even know who half the other drivers are on the grid
i only know the frequent podiums and the frequent crashers because of memes
>>68357916
To be fair, Wehrlein is a fucking nobody.
>be you
>commit a huge crime ( Like feed your mother your dad meat or something lol whatever )
>go to court
>on trial,the judge says " As for your penalty,you have to pick a driver from the F1 2016 grid to Senaa himself into the wall of champions "
Which driver you choose ?
I choose HAM
>>68358001
portugal embarrassing his whole country by posting the most autistic thing
everybody point and laugh at portugal
>>68358001
HAAAHAAA
>>68358001
Ham, Ves, Ericsson, Gutierrez, Magnussen, Palmer
that's probably it
I mean not all of them obviously
>>68358046
Well I think that's funny
If you don't fuck you mate
Go eat vegemite or get bitten by a snake or a spider some other stupid animal tat only exists in straya
idiot
>>68358001
>>68358046
Don't bully the Portuguese, I have a girlfriend there.
>>68358001
not sure what kind of legal system you have in Portugal but it sounds fucked up
>>68358083
thank you
I will carry your spirit during the euro 2016
>>68358001
What kind of fucked up world would reward you for committing a huge crime
>>68358097
Also, I'd pick HAM too, just to see how his fans will react.
>people in /f1/ can't think outside the box
>>68358083
you mean your sister
>>68354960
>>68354750
Leigh Diffey used to commentate on V8 Supercars. He was fucking useless at it. I'm glad the US has him now.
>>68356798
Like Britbro here >>68356862, I wanna say both.
Currytits has driven Sauber into the ground, and Deutsche-Hamilton seems pretty competent behind the wheel. Like I don't recall him doing anything especially retarded so far, and he's completed every race this season so that's a plus.
>>68358131
My sister isn't Portuguese m8.
Besides it's just a side-gf for when I'm in Spain/Portugal.
>>68356804
he looks like he's asleep desu
>>68356798
sauber don't have the money to develop the car.
>>68358604
Manor do?
>>68358615
discount powerplants from mercedes probably helps.
>>68356958
Until Hungary, as far as I hear.
To be fair to him, pineapple head was only 1.5 secs faster than him cause he stuck it in the wall on his fast lap
F1 is better without bullying
>>68358534
>these dream stories
I bet you're an underage virgin who never even had a woman top kek
where's the hotsauce?
>8 more hours
I hate evening GPs.
>>68358797
kill yourself
>>68358845
At least it's not at 4am for you
>>68358845
nothing comfier than an 8pm start, paddy.
>>68358810
Why would I lie on the internet?
>>68358940
>tfw
who's going to pull an allnighter?
I woke up at 2pm today, so my shit's a little fucked up
>>68359413
2am start on the west coast.
mfw got a fucking exam in the morning. Might try and get a few hours of shut eye now and set the alarm for 1:30.
>>68358961
How could it be 8pm for you while it's 8pm for me?
Are you exactly a day up or down?
>>68359413
nah mate, going to sleep now.
Got a lot to do tomorrow.
>tfw 2011 canadian gp went til 6am here and it was comfy as fuck posting about birds and shitposting
>>68358603
uncanny desu
Tomorrow is going to be shit
>wake up at 4am
>tricky ricky misses the start (as usual)
>Claws his way into first
>Dindu nothing drives through the red bull garage destroying Ricky's team
>No penalty
>Ricky stuck on same set of ultra softs for the whole race
>Hamilton wins
>Sucks bieber's cock on the podium
Why even bother.
>>68359479
you can't be this retarded
>>68359535
>Bieber again supposed to do the interviews
>he pussies out at the last moment again
>di Resta does them
>>68359535
To see Verstappen crash again
>>68359557
Hopefully Mohammed kills them both.
>>68359542
What?
>>68359507
>watch race at friend's place
>not drinking or anything, but get into that stage where you're so tired that everything is hilarious during the red flag
>switch over to sbs to play "the weatherwatch game" (guessing what country is coming up next as it cycles through stock footage of each city)
>walk out his front door after podium to go home
>sun has already come up
fuck, what a night
>>68358001
di resta
>>68359618
all the european races start at 8pm in Perth, so I am well aware of how comfy an 8pm race start would be for europeans during the American races.
fucking hell, amx.
>>68359618
You are asking if Australia is 24 hours different in time from Europe. Think about the implication of that.
>>68359633
sounds based as fuck, desu.
>tfw no F1 fanatical friend or gf to watch comfy late night races with.
>>68359479
>>68359697
I'll be your gf tonight
(I'm a guy btw)
>>68359668
Oh, okay.
>>68359678
What are the implications? Maybe I'm not really as smart as I wish I'd be but I don't get what's wrong with it? I know NZ is the exact other side of my country!
>>68359741
shotgun top, then.
>>68359752
>What are the implications?
Yes, the other side. That is a 12 hour difference. A 24 hour difference implies the sun rises at the same time, or in other words Europe and Australia would have be by in the same place on the globe.
Oh nevermind. Then there would be two suns if it was a 24 hour difference.
Stupid mistake.
>>68359752
A 24 hour time difference would imply that Australia is located right next to the Netherlands but for whatever reason is a day ahead/behind.
Or that the earth takes more than 48 hours to rotate.
>>68359801
are you ten
>>68359841
Shutup
>>68359697
>tfw everyone is too busy to do this anymore
>will be watching by myself
>>68359633
>not drinking or anything
You know how a day isn't exactly 24 hours, it's 23 hours and 58 mins(?)
Doesn't that mean that clocks would eventually stop being wrong, I know we have leap days to prevent this but doesn't that mean everything would be out of whack before the leap days occur?
>>68359872
>clocks would eventually stop being wrong
woops, I meant clocks would eventually be wrong
>>68359872
It's slightly less than 24 hours because the Earth also rotates at the same time as it moves relative to the Sun. When the Earth has rotated one revolution, the Sun is in a different place relative to the Earth.
In other words, it takes less than 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, but due to it orbiting around the Sun, you don't notice that.
>>68359790
I wanted to see how far he'd go, Britbro. You educated him too soon.
>>68359872
Nah each day is 24 hours on average in regards to the sun, so it doesn't actually build up an error.
My dick is 18cm long and 16,5cm girth.
How to lose virginity?
>>68359948
have sexytime sauna, jarppi
>>68359924
Can't we just stop talking about time or timezones or ridiculing me.
>>68359948
>My dick is 18cm long and 16,5cm girth.
go to a bar and tell that to a girl
>>68359974
okay, we'll talk about something else.
what colour knickers is your sister wearing today?
>>68359978
Women care more about inner beauty
>>68360010
oh shiieet its Zandvoortslut
shouldnt have surprised after earlier retarded comments
>>68360010
>implying the ultimate inner beauty is not that warm feeling of an 18cm dick in your vag
>>68360059
I'm not a slut
>>68359948
Post pic
>>68360010
post belly
>>68360010
zandvoortnotaslut, why can I only ever seem to find women who just want me for sex? I'm not really good looking, have a massive dick but I do have a bit of money.
I don't get it.
>>68359752
NZ is actually polar opposite to Spain lad. You would be in the ocean.
>>68359697
Canada is my fave race of the year, as we all go to a mates place around 5am and get stuck into the coffee and breakfast, watch the race at 6am then all head to work.
>>68360059
>Zandvoortslut
Who?
>>68360179
Post pic
>>68360169
Shutup
>>68360189
Idunno, it's what was told me it's not like I factchecked it
>>68360225
pleeeeeaaaasseeee
Im not going to talk to people who call me zandvoortslut
someone post pics of her
>>68360252
but I called you zandvoortnotaslut.
>>68359479
>>68360265
Oh, then the answer is I don't know
>pissing it down with rain
>comfy 7pm start
true bliss
who /longweekend/ here?
>>68359479
>this is what muslims learn in school
>tfw zandvoortslag will never give you a sloppy handy behind the zandvoort gp stands right after max crashes out
Zandvoortvirtuousgirl- are you hotter or less hot than the hot track marshal at Spa?
Okay, that's enough I'll be back for the race but you guys need to stop
>>68360369
get out of my city reeeee
Zandvoortnotquiteaslut - are you really really tall like most dutch people?
Are dutch girls deformed like the British?
amx looks like he was created in a lab
Who will the wall of """"""""champions""""""""" claim?
soz if this has already been answered, I'm a supreme F1 casual now:
is this on FTA in Straya? and if so how many bongs until kickoff?
>>68360410
no but they're usually incredibly bland like german girls
>>68360317
here. makes watching the race easier.
>>68360413
not on fta
7 more bongs
>>68360412
vettel and alonso.
>>68360413
fuckin 4am
>>68360412
hamilel
btw france, did you piss your pants again? your white is all yellow.
>>68360474
kek
>>68360474
>can never unsee
If they gave Bully's car to Alonso he'd beat the Ferraris for sure every time.
>>68360520
This is arguably the worst post in this awful thread.
>>68360346
Pics of Spa marshal for reference?
Fuck off shitposters.
>>68360568
Ricciardo is a meme driver who got exposed by an 18 year old who literally had gotten in the car couple of hours ago. He's the new Kimi.
>>68360603
How rude.
>>68343033
>>68343044
can we drop the alonso is best meme?
its been 10 years since the guy won a title, he got beat by a rookie, then over at ferrari did nothing at all, he just kept whining, and now hes a big sore loser at mclaren.
>>68360225
pr0tip: its very difficult to find an antipode thats not in the water, considering most of the landmass is on 1 side of the planet
>>68360632
>relatively little makeup still hot
mm-marry my wife's boyfriend
>>68360648
He's still easily top 3 on the grid raw talent wise.
>>68360603
Hey there obese Greek friendo.
>>68360607
Your flag is much smaller than everyone elses, it's kinda cute.
>>68360697
nah, not anymore.
i think it must be super depressing to be around and working with alonso these last few years.
>>68360697
He should be destroying Buttons every race then.
>>68360773
He is?
>>68360763
Is that you Luca di Montezemolo?
>>68358797
read >>68358847
and leave this place
>>68359413
/all nighter/
I stayed up for FP3 and Quali last night. Quali finished at like 6:15am for me. Slept until 2pm as well from that.
That's what caffeine is for.
>watching the notebook
>Nasr 1 second slower than teammate
>"Nasr thinks there is somethig wrong with the car"
topkek
>>68360857
there was, though - the jackass behind the wheel.
>>68360752
but its got a big plus
>>68360787
Button beat Alonso in 2015 m8.
>>68360910
>>68360857
How much do you think Sauber spend monthly on Monisha's suicide watch?
based Seb
>>68360958
too much, apparently.
>>68361026
Classic
>>68360989
i hope he takes up skiing, that german cunt
>>68361039
I hope you take up working some day, you lazy cunt
>>68360989
Couldn't other teams have built pretty detailed models of the other cars just by looking at high resolution photos anyway?
There can't be that many secrets about the exposed parts of the cars.
>>68360913
You mean that season where there was a DNF every second race? You honestly think Button is a better racer than Alonso or are you just trolling?
>>68360845
Wake up and watch it before you go to work you degenerate.
Mercedes should postpone renewing Mediocrebergs contract until a few races before Abu Dhabbi. Ricciardo has been hinting that he doesnt care about loyalty to Redbull. If Rosberg keep underperforming like in monaco, especially when Hamilton isnt even near his best , it would be stupid to re-sign him for another year, especially when there are far more capable younger drivers. Mercs should be getting ready to sign on younger drivers. Maybe Perez, the Hulk or even Sainz. They should keep their options opened for the new reg season.
>Daniel Ricciardo has delivered a blunt warning to his Red Bull team, saying he would switch teams if he doesn't believe he has a car that can fight for a world championship.
>In a clear indication that the travails of the Spanish and Monaco Grands Prix have hardened the Australian's resolve, Ricciardo told Sky Sports in Montreal that winning was all that mattered
>>68361105
alonso thought he d emulate schumi and now he finds himself surpassed by the autist kraut and the black kid.
serves him right hes an insufferable cunt.
now he does that shit duck gesture to himself every morning when he looks himself in the mirror. he then curls up and starts crying.
>>68361121
>>68361179
ok mate, we get it
>>68361137
I don't work Mondays, m8
>>68361217
nobody in nz works mondays.
unless they're in the pilbara.
>>68361241
Touché
