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HAM
ROS
VET
RIC
VES
RAI
BOT
MAS
HUL
ALO
PER
BUT
KVY
GUT
GRO
SAI
PAL
WEH
ERI
NAS
HAR
still i rise
#BLESSED
#belieber
Thanks FIFA
Feel like a Hulk podium is waiting for us tomorrow lads
I am
unironically a hamilton fan
If Rosberg doesn't get the WDC this year considering how unmotivated and unfocused Hamilton is, he's gonna go down in the books as another Barrichello.
i still believe in Alonso guise
>everybody do the dinosaur right now lads
Imagine what Alonso could do in Bully's car.
>>68342226
>HAM
>ROS
>VET
Why i'm not surprised?
>>68342913
He already is.
>>68343070
>webber
;_;
Tard's notebook is up
>>68343497
Tard's?
>>68343586
Tard Asspits
>>68343169
He'll probably win Le Mans next week.
I hope...
>>68342913
It will look worse for Rosberg. Most of the attention was on Schumacher's side of the garage. Rosberg at least has had equal opportunity to fight for the title.
>>68344060
>equal opportunity
He doesn't have god on his side, choco sena has. Hardly fair.
>>68344060
I'd say that on the technical side they are equal, but there's clearly more team support towards Hamilton. Unless Rosberg smarts up and starts selling Mercs in China, I doubt Toto and Lauda will care as much about him as they do for Hamilton.
>>68343617
You talkin shit about Ted mate?
>>68344830
ah yes that's it
#halo #blessed #iam
>>68343169
>>68343969
https://youtu.be/QqrWKNpAniA
>tfw
Hamilton drives like he's willing to die in a f1 car and become a legend like senna.
Rosberg drives like he has a wife and kid at home.
That's the main difference why Hamilton is a better driver than 2ndberg
>>68344956
honestly that doesn't look so bad
it actually looks really cool and futuristic plus the driver can see more over the front of the car
>>68349181
F1 secret to success: be a homosexual
>>68344382
nah mate
mercedes gives equal support to both sides
in terms of driving choco senna is heaps better driving wet than rosberg
rain in 5 = choco will rise
>>68349181
>https://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2016/3/halo-concept-draws-contrasting-opinions-in-the-paddock.html
>"There would be at least two drivers who would still be around if we had this type of system..." - Sebastian Vettel
>Mercedes' Nico Rosberg, too, said he was firmly in favour of the concept, saying it represents a 'huge step' and is 'definitely needed'.
>"ultimately it's the drivers' protection so we should have a choice individually - I should be able to decide whether to put that on my car. It wouldn't be something I'd choose" - Choco "Deathwish" Senna
The man wants to die.
>>68349899
hamilton does have a point though. if i were a driver i wouldn't want things impeding my vision for the sake of safety. it should be up to the driver. i don't think the FIA should be forcing it on everybody, but of course they will because they're afraid of more lawsuits a la Bianchi.
>>68350068
highlights my point of why hamilton really is the better driver than rosberg
he'll happily take a significantly higher chance to die in a car crash compared to the other races for a slightly improved vision of the track
>>68344956
won't it hinder driver's ability to see upward and thus look at lights/flags?
>>68350332
If the nose was more like this I would be hard as fuck right now
>>68349899
Choco Senna isn't really wrong. The aeroscreen is a better solution to the problem any way in my opinion; considering it's transparent and all that.
If RBR made a v.2 of the Aeroscreen and made it look more like the Caparo's windscreen I'd be down for that.
>>68351112
problem with the aeroscreen is in tests it showed that in every crash they tested the helmet would collide with the edge of the aeroscreen with considerable times more g-force
so the reason why they're going with the halo is because it passed all the safety tests already and out of the two it's the only one that doesn't need to be redesigned and further tested before it can be implemented for 2017
they will probably keep working on the aeroscreen and have it ready for 2018
>>68346710
>You fuckin' beauty!
>>68350332
>curved rear wing
'no'
rain tomorrow lads?
How many bongs until I have to put the popcorn in the microwave tbhlads?
>>68342226
>under 2 tenths off HAM
Is the Ferrari actually shit or was Vettel just based this qualy?
>>68352544
You think Gimi's pace is a better indicator of the Ferrari's speed?
>>68304586
>Jenson Button in shit top gear driving McClaren 675LT
>spins car multiple times
Probably because it had more power than his F1 car.
>>68352103
http://whenisf1on.com/
>>68352103
0 tea times
14 bongs
49 bings
4am austime
>>68342764
How? The guy literally hangs out with Bieber?
>>68353038
Bieber is unironically cool now, did you miss all of 2015?
>>68353038
i've been a fan of his since he betrayed the benis and joined mercedes
>>68349259
>>68349259
Yeah I like the halo more than the wind screen.
>>68349271
>Have millions.
>Get married
>>68353038
>Implying hamiltons """image""" and """friends""" aren't all elaborately concocted and staged by the formula 1 PR team in order to """""broaden""""" the f1 fanbase
Hamilton is a based guy who wants nothing more to win or die in a ball of fiery glory on the track.
He is being forced to hang out with bieber and look like a chav punk under his contract.
>>68353053
>all of 2015 = knowing idiots think Justin Bieber is cool.
was too drunk to watch quali
what did I miss lads
>>68353357
>implying he doesn't hate f1 for being a white people only sport and that his "hiphop" american "niggas" don't give a flying fuck about european racing
>>68353614
ham ros vet ric ves
still i rise
2ndberg
vetlel
trickyricky bullying the newkid madmax
all our memes are still intact
>>68353583
>>68353655
>i posted it twice
lewis hamilton is literally whiter than you favela monkeys
>>68350438
The drivers don't look upwards to see those, they look forward.
>>68344956
Hamilton is against Halo, so probably more like #cursed
>>68350438
you forgot Jesus
>>68350068
When Gimi tested it, he reported that it had no effect on his vision.
Hamilton just doesn't like the appearance of it, he's a stickler for the past and a complete prick. I hope he gets debris flung at his face, preferably killing him.
>>68354025
I would literally dig him up just to piss on his corpse if he died.
>>68354025
>>68354114
edgy
Thanks to faggots like you (including drivers who are paid millions to race) we are going to have hideous looking cars next year.
american GP's are literally suffering.
I have to wait all day until the torrents come out
I don't know how you eurossandniggers cope.
>>68354025
>he's a stickler for the past
>wants to keep and fully accepts the element of danger
>wants to go back to bigger engines and faster cars
Why does /f1/ hate him but like rosbeta again?
>>68353723
why you mad, wobbler?
>>68354230
None of that excuses him from being a cum guzzling faggot.
>>68354258
how did he hurt you anon
Link to Quali for those that missed it: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thezoo101
Q1 just ended.
Q2 to begin shortly.
Rain is starting...
>>68354437
Thanks lad - never heard the NBC commentators before - infinity times better than Sky.
>>68354503
>infinity times better than Sky.
Agree.
The sky fags are insufferable cunts.
>>68354188
Fuck off cunt, it literally makes no difference to the appearance.
In fact it looks cooler if anything.
>>68354567
Sky has become pretty low brow 2bh
it's mostly crofty that drags them down
>>68354230
He used to be humble and cool.
Then he got all cocky after a few world championships, and now he says stupid shit and acts like a teenager.
Rosberg is laid back and mature, not a complete retard.
>>68354437
They've got an aussie commentator? Feels like I'm watching V8 supercars
>>68354666
>He used to be humble and cool.
I think you'll find that was down to Ron Benis more than himself.
i miss when Schumi and Barrichello finished races in Formation during the early 2000's
>Mika Salo just said in the Finnish formula studio that when Max Verstappen arrived home after Monaco, Jos told him to stand in the corner
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4nm48k/mika_salo_just_said_in_the_finnish_formula_studio/
>>68354750
Leigh Diffey has been in the states for years lad. Used to work for Speed and BBC.
Morning Lads! Newfag here..missed the qualy because ...reasons.
Can any kind anon tell me if Kimi's pace looks good? I know he's in the 3rd row(why?) but maybe with a 1 stop strategy he can get on the podium at least?
t.
>>68355016
kimi is past it mate
this guy has to be Australian
Impossible to make sense of this retarded weather
>>68355055
Na mate that's Johnny Sins.
>>68355055
i would bet british
>>68355016
Gimi is old now. He can pull out the occasional good race, but honestly he isn't going to finish ahead of the Mercs, the Red Bulls or Vettel this weekend.
>>68354829
Me too, Mexibro ;_;
Why do people keep sucking kimi's dick so much?
He's a loser.
>>68355735
Don't get it either.I couldn't believe Ferrari signed him another year.
>>68354503
>WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dubs for a cheeky Gimi podium
>>68354503
Except they run commercials. This is the only thing stopping me from dropping Sky.
>>68356277
FUGG :DDDD
>>68355037
I agree but I don't think gimi is that much slower than vettel. I think gimi only got one flying lap in and it was close to vettel's until he did another lap and btfo'd gimi
>>68356277
damn
>RB only 3 tenths off mercedes at a power circuit
nice
>rescheduling the indycar race for the same time as the grand prix
>>68356285
I listen to sky because I like brundle's commentary
>>68356640
It's true he's literally based.
>>68342691
>Things Hulk has been saying since 2010.
Hulk, Kmag, Rosberg, Vettel, Ericcson
All white blonde guys look the same
>Mauritius ahead of Sauber
So, does German Hamilton actually know what he's doing, or has Sauber really fallen that far?
>>68356767
The son of eric looks like a fucking sloth or some shit
>>68356804
it's the teeth
>>68356798
Both?
I'm not sure Sauber can afford the fuel to race the full distance this weekend...
>>68356798
Sauber really is that shit but so his hairy ass hole desu
>>68356817
His eyes too, the dark circles around them
>>68356893
Picture of sloth for reference
>>68356798
>German Hamilton
who?
>>68356798
>almost 2 seconds faster than haryanto
they can't let this go on can they? surely it has to fucking stop.
are we gonna have rain, bros?
>>68356933
I imagine he's referring to wehrlein
>>68356893
Do people with teeth like that just get used to it? I would be constantly putting my tongue btwn the gap of my two front teeth
>>68356767
spotted the wog
>>68355016
Kimi had a terrible qualifying.
He's getting replaced next year for sure.
>>68355016
i hear his race simulation was good in practice but as usual he sucks dick in quali. he'll probably fuck up the start too and then its an uphill battle as usual
>>68356984
>tfw you realise you don't even know who half the other drivers are on the grid
i only know the frequent podiums and the frequent crashers because of memes
>>68357916
To be fair, Wehrlein is a fucking nobody.
>be you
>commit a huge crime ( Like feed your mother your dad meat or something lol whatever )
>go to court
>on trial,the judge says " As for your penalty,you have to pick a driver from the F1 2016 grid to Senaa himself into the wall of champions "
Which driver you choose ?
I choose HAM
>>68358001
portugal embarrassing his whole country by posting the most autistic thing
everybody point and laugh at portugal
>>68358001
HAAAHAAA
>>68358001
Ham, Ves, Ericsson, Gutierrez, Magnussen, Palmer
that's probably it
I mean not all of them obviously
>>68358046
Well I think that's funny
If you don't fuck you mate
Go eat vegemite or get bitten by a snake or a spider some other stupid animal tat only exists in straya
idiot
>>68358001
>>68358046
Don't bully the Portuguese, I have a girlfriend there.
>>68358001
not sure what kind of legal system you have in Portugal but it sounds fucked up
>>68358083
thank you
I will carry your spirit during the euro 2016
>>68358001
What kind of fucked up world would reward you for committing a huge crime
>>68358097
Also, I'd pick HAM too, just to see how his fans will react.
>people in /f1/ can't think outside the box
>>68358083
you mean your sister
>>68354960
>>68354750
Leigh Diffey used to commentate on V8 Supercars. He was fucking useless at it. I'm glad the US has him now.
>>68356798
Like Britbro here >>68356862, I wanna say both.
Currytits has driven Sauber into the ground, and Deutsche-Hamilton seems pretty competent behind the wheel. Like I don't recall him doing anything especially retarded so far, and he's completed every race this season so that's a plus.
>>68358131
My sister isn't Portuguese m8.
Besides it's just a side-gf for when I'm in Spain/Portugal.
>>68356804
he looks like he's asleep desu
>>68356798
sauber don't have the money to develop the car.
>>68358604
Manor do?
>>68358615
discount powerplants from mercedes probably helps.
>>68356958
Until Hungary, as far as I hear.
To be fair to him, pineapple head was only 1.5 secs faster than him cause he stuck it in the wall on his fast lap
F1 is better without bullying
>>68358534
>these dream stories
I bet you're an underage virgin who never even had a woman top kek
where's the hotsauce?
>8 more hours
I hate evening GPs.
>>68358797
kill yourself
>>68358845
At least it's not at 4am for you
>>68358845
nothing comfier than an 8pm start, paddy.
>>68358810
Why would I lie on the internet?
>>68358940
>tfw
who's going to pull an allnighter?
I woke up at 2pm today, so my shit's a little fucked up
>>68359413
2am start on the west coast.
mfw got a fucking exam in the morning. Might try and get a few hours of shut eye now and set the alarm for 1:30.
>>68358961
How could it be 8pm for you while it's 8pm for me?
Are you exactly a day up or down?
>>68359413
nah mate, going to sleep now.
Got a lot to do tomorrow.
>tfw 2011 canadian gp went til 6am here and it was comfy as fuck posting about birds and shitposting
>>68358603
uncanny desu
Tomorrow is going to be shit
>wake up at 4am
>tricky ricky misses the start (as usual)
>Claws his way into first
>Dindu nothing drives through the red bull garage destroying Ricky's team
>No penalty
>Ricky stuck on same set of ultra softs for the whole race
>Hamilton wins
>Sucks bieber's cock on the podium
Why even bother.
>>68359479
you can't be this retarded
>>68359535
>Bieber again supposed to do the interviews
>he pussies out at the last moment again
>di Resta does them
>>68359535
To see Verstappen crash again
>>68359557
Hopefully Mohammed kills them both.
>>68359542
What?
>>68359507
>watch race at friend's place
>not drinking or anything, but get into that stage where you're so tired that everything is hilarious during the red flag
>switch over to sbs to play "the weatherwatch game" (guessing what country is coming up next as it cycles through stock footage of each city)
>walk out his front door after podium to go home
>sun has already come up
fuck, what a night
>>68358001
di resta
>>68359618
all the european races start at 8pm in Perth, so I am well aware of how comfy an 8pm race start would be for europeans during the American races.
fucking hell, amx.
>>68359618
You are asking if Australia is 24 hours different in time from Europe. Think about the implication of that.
>>68359633
sounds based as fuck, desu.
>tfw no F1 fanatical friend or gf to watch comfy late night races with.
>>68359697
I'll be your gf tonight
(I'm a guy btw)
>>68359668
Oh, okay.
>>68359678
What are the implications? Maybe I'm not really as smart as I wish I'd be but I don't get what's wrong with it? I know NZ is the exact other side of my country!
>>68359741
shotgun top, then.
>>68359752
>What are the implications?
Yes, the other side. That is a 12 hour difference. A 24 hour difference implies the sun rises at the same time, or in other words Europe and Australia would have be by in the same place on the globe.
Oh nevermind. Then there would be two suns if it was a 24 hour difference.
Stupid mistake.
>>68359752
A 24 hour time difference would imply that Australia is located right next to the Netherlands but for whatever reason is a day ahead/behind.
Or that the earth takes more than 48 hours to rotate.
>>68359801
are you ten
>>68359841
Shutup
>>68359697
>tfw everyone is too busy to do this anymore
>will be watching by myself
>>68359633
>not drinking or anything
You know how a day isn't exactly 24 hours, it's 23 hours and 58 mins(?)
Doesn't that mean that clocks would eventually stop being wrong, I know we have leap days to prevent this but doesn't that mean everything would be out of whack before the leap days occur?
>>68359872
>clocks would eventually stop being wrong
woops, I meant clocks would eventually be wrong
>>68359872
It's slightly less than 24 hours because the Earth also rotates at the same time as it moves relative to the Sun. When the Earth has rotated one revolution, the Sun is in a different place relative to the Earth.
In other words, it takes less than 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, but due to it orbiting around the Sun, you don't notice that.
>>68359790
I wanted to see how far he'd go, Britbro. You educated him too soon.
>>68359872
Nah each day is 24 hours on average in regards to the sun, so it doesn't actually build up an error.
My dick is 18cm long and 16,5cm girth.
How to lose virginity?
>>68359948
have sexytime sauna, jarppi
Can't we just stop talking about time or timezones or ridiculing me.
>>68359948
>My dick is 18cm long and 16,5cm girth.
go to a bar and tell that to a girl
>>68359974
okay, we'll talk about something else.
what colour knickers is your sister wearing today?
>>68359978
Women care more about inner beauty
>>68360010
oh shiieet its Zandvoortslut
shouldnt have surprised after earlier retarded comments
>>68360010
>implying the ultimate inner beauty is not that warm feeling of an 18cm dick in your vag
>>68360059
I'm not a slut
>>68359948
Post pic
>>68360010
post belly
>>68360010
zandvoortnotaslut, why can I only ever seem to find women who just want me for sex? I'm not really good looking, have a massive dick but I do have a bit of money.
I don't get it.
>>68359752
NZ is actually polar opposite to Spain lad. You would be in the ocean.
>>68359697
Canada is my fave race of the year, as we all go to a mates place around 5am and get stuck into the coffee and breakfast, watch the race at 6am then all head to work.
>>68360059
>Zandvoortslut
Who?
>>68360179
Post pic
>>68360169
Shutup
>>68360189
Idunno, it's what was told me it's not like I factchecked it
>>68360225
pleeeeeaaaasseeee
Im not going to talk to people who call me zandvoortslut
someone post pics of her
>>68360252
but I called you zandvoortnotaslut.
>>68360265
Oh, then the answer is I don't know
>pissing it down with rain
>comfy 7pm start
true bliss
who /longweekend/ here?
>>68359479
>this is what muslims learn in school
>tfw zandvoortslag will never give you a sloppy handy behind the zandvoort gp stands right after max crashes out
Zandvoortvirtuousgirl- are you hotter or less hot than the hot track marshal at Spa?
Okay, that's enough I'll be back for the race but you guys need to stop
>>68360369
get out of my city reeeee
Zandvoortnotquiteaslut - are you really really tall like most dutch people?
Are dutch girls deformed like the British?
amx looks like he was created in a lab
Who will the wall of """"""""champions""""""""" claim?
soz if this has already been answered, I'm a supreme F1 casual now:
is this on FTA in Straya? and if so how many bongs until kickoff?
>>68360410
no but they're usually incredibly bland like german girls
>>68360317
here. makes watching the race easier.
>>68360413
not on fta
7 more bongs
>>68360412
vettel and alonso.
>>68360413
fuckin 4am
>>68360412
hamilel
btw france, did you piss your pants again? your white is all yellow.
>>68360474
kek
>>68360474
>can never unsee
If they gave Bully's car to Alonso he'd beat the Ferraris for sure every time.
>>68360520
This is arguably the worst post in this awful thread.
>>68360346
Pics of Spa marshal for reference?
Fuck off shitposters.
>>68360568
Ricciardo is a meme driver who got exposed by an 18 year old who literally had gotten in the car couple of hours ago. He's the new Kimi.
>>68360603
How rude.
>>68343033
>>68343044
can we drop the alonso is best meme?
its been 10 years since the guy won a title, he got beat by a rookie, then over at ferrari did nothing at all, he just kept whining, and now hes a big sore loser at mclaren.
>>68360225
pr0tip: its very difficult to find an antipode thats not in the water, considering most of the landmass is on 1 side of the planet
>>68360632
>relatively little makeup still hot
mm-marry my wife's boyfriend
>>68360648
He's still easily top 3 on the grid raw talent wise.
>>68360603
Hey there obese Greek friendo.
>>68360607
Your flag is much smaller than everyone elses, it's kinda cute.
>>68360697
nah, not anymore.
i think it must be super depressing to be around and working with alonso these last few years.
>>68360697
He should be destroying Buttons every race then.
>>68360773
He is?
>>68360763
Is that you Luca di Montezemolo?
>>68358797
read >>68358847
and leave this place
>>68359413
/all nighter/
I stayed up for FP3 and Quali last night. Quali finished at like 6:15am for me. Slept until 2pm as well from that.
That's what caffeine is for.
>watching the notebook
>Nasr 1 second slower than teammate
>"Nasr thinks there is somethig wrong with the car"
topkek
>>68360857
there was, though - the jackass behind the wheel.
>>68360752
but its got a big plus
>>68360787
Button beat Alonso in 2015 m8.
>>68360910
>>68360857
How much do you think Sauber spend monthly on Monisha's suicide watch?
based Seb
>>68360958
too much, apparently.
>>68361026
Classic
>>68360989
i hope he takes up skiing, that german cunt
>>68361039
I hope you take up working some day, you lazy cunt
>>68360989
Couldn't other teams have built pretty detailed models of the other cars just by looking at high resolution photos anyway?
There can't be that many secrets about the exposed parts of the cars.
>>68360913
You mean that season where there was a DNF every second race? You honestly think Button is a better racer than Alonso or are you just trolling?
>>68360845
Wake up and watch it before you go to work you degenerate.
Mercedes should postpone renewing Mediocrebergs contract until a few races before Abu Dhabbi. Ricciardo has been hinting that he doesnt care about loyalty to Redbull. If Rosberg keep underperforming like in monaco, especially when Hamilton isnt even near his best , it would be stupid to re-sign him for another year, especially when there are far more capable younger drivers. Mercs should be getting ready to sign on younger drivers. Maybe Perez, the Hulk or even Sainz. They should keep their options opened for the new reg season.
>Daniel Ricciardo has delivered a blunt warning to his Red Bull team, saying he would switch teams if he doesn't believe he has a car that can fight for a world championship.
>In a clear indication that the travails of the Spanish and Monaco Grands Prix have hardened the Australian's resolve, Ricciardo told Sky Sports in Montreal that winning was all that mattered
>>68361105
alonso thought he d emulate schumi and now he finds himself surpassed by the autist kraut and the black kid.
serves him right hes an insufferable cunt.
now he does that shit duck gesture to himself every morning when he looks himself in the mirror. he then curls up and starts crying.
>>68361121
>>68361179
ok mate, we get it
>>68361137
I don't work Mondays, m8
>>68361217
nobody in nz works mondays.
unless they're in the pilbara.
>>68361241
Touché
>>68361181
Alonso left Ferrari and they are still a shit team that can't make a champioship winning car. Maybe Fernando wasn't the problem after all, eh?
Is Pete the best cameraman on Ted's Notebook?
>>68361294
he certainly aint the solution.
he couldnt handle the rookie man, come on.
>>68361179
what a faggot
>>68358001
wtf is wrong with you, euro-huehue?
>>68361481
well I think that my post is funny ostereich
weren't you the one famous for locking people in your basement anyway ?
>tfw my mum just told me to stop being such a hothead
what did she mean by this?
>>68361671
she wants to have sex with you
>>68361671
that your a disappointment and you still live with your parents
hahaha
>>68361671
she probably tried to warn you about your elevated cranial temperature
>>68361671
>kek mum, that's what Bane says! Are you crashing this basement with no survivors mum?!
>strewth, I wish I had a normal son
>>68361671
She wants you to cool your cranial region
I fucking hate hairy ant
>>68361879
why? not his fault he crashed due to fasting :^)
http://jakartaglobe.beritasatu.com/sports/ramadan-makes-haryanto-true-fast-driver/
>>68361967
Is he going to pass out?
>>68361967
That seems ridiculously dangerous.
Don't they lose 4-5kgs a race?
>>68362005
doubt it. didn't someone's drink bottle fail at a really hot race a year or two back? i think it was kvyat in 2014.
>>68362049
That's nothing compared to Indy - just ask Alex Zanardi
>>68362071
Kvyat in Singapore, yeah
Not going to kill him, just very uncomfortable
>>68362078
jesus christ, never saw that before
>>68361179
ricciardo needs to calm down and look around. he is in a great seat and no good seats are openly available elsewhere.
>>68360369
Please tell you're just shitposting and pretending to be retarded to get attention
>>68362125
that's the one - cheers lad.
allnighter bro reporting in, managed to get just over an hour of sleep lol
still 5 hours to go
>>68362071
>>68362125
Luckily canada isn't as hot as bahrain.
>>68362334
It's not even on tv m8, what are you doing? Just download the race tomorrow.
Why don't they have Ramadan during winter for most countries lel
What happens if you're a practicing Muslim living in the arctic circle?
>>68360661
Even then, the earth is 70% covered in water so most land anti poles are going to be in water.
>>68362531
Do you even online streaming m8
I haven't watched a single race on tv this year
>>68362567
I don't stream the races because the quality is always shit and my internet is also very shit.
>race not on for 5 bongs
>when it is on i'm be asleep and gonna watch the replays tomorrow
yet why do i spend so much time shitposting in this damn thread
>>68362663
My download isn't too bad, but my upload is deplorable
I usually get the best results on acestream
>>68362746
fuck you just reminded its already 3pm here i only just had breakfast
>>68362220
pretty sure zandvoortslut is a pasty old german man posting from his dug out hole on the beach desu
>>68362071
Yeah, but the race starts at noon-ish or whatever Canadian time that is. That's not lack of fluids only for 90 minutes of race time, but even for several hours before that.
Dawn's at what, 6:40 in Canada?
Anyone got any really good examples of racing car tech from Le Mans transitioning to road cars, past and present?
>>68364229
you think im gunna help you write your essay m8
do it yourself big boy
>>68363848
Race starts at 2 pm
Dawn is at something like 5:20 am
>>68364229
mark webber's jawline
>>68363848
>be Muslim
>live in northern Finland
>Ramadan comes around
>die a few days in
>>68361967
>is a muslim, chooses to be even more of an idiot by fasting
>not his fault
he dindunuffin, he's a good mumin
>>68364962
you missed the :^)
>>68365062
I actually did see it, I just wanted to hammer the point home if you catch my drift
>>68364372
how exactly ?
holy fuck guys
I can't stop thinking about the verb " to Senna itself "
Do you think that this is a sign that something death related will happen today in F1 ?
>>68364365
For some reason I thought sunrise came later in Canada. But that makes it even worse: he's gonna spend more than 8 hours before the race with no fluids (assuming he woke up at 5:20 to camel up, of course).
Wew.
>>68364471
I've often wondered how they get around the midnight sun.
>>68365246
Kvyat's career
>>68365246
go back to that shitpost thread you started in /pol/
>>68365246
Rosberg will jump Lewis on the start then literally nothing interesting will happen.
>>68365499
I hope whoever crashes does it into the wall of champions
It's literaly the best place on the calender to crash
Senna should have taken advantage of it but nooooooo let's crash in San Marino
>>68365453
It was not me straya
now i'm curious tho
>>68365610
HAM hits a groundhog on the backstraight, sends it flying and it hits ROS in the head, causing him to crash.
I haven't followed F1 news since Monaco, what'd I miss?
>>68365610
if someone actually gets injured in the wall of champions they will re-profile the circuit fast than you can say roland ratzenberger
>>68365963
I think I will download any F1 game that works on my laptop and Senna myself into the wall
>>68365358
By not living in Finland. I don't suppose Autism: The Country has much patience for muslims
>>68365246
>>68365610
>>68366013
alrighty then, Portugal
>>68366043
the midnight sun also affects Sweden, which as we all know, is effectively a Mudslime nation now.
How many bongs?
>>68366262
3 bongs and 50 bings, pedro
>>68366290
Thanks Straya
>>68366145
>>68366145
It's why Sweden is allowing mudslimes to cuck them right now.
It's a brilliant plan. Come across as inclusive and liberal to appease the left, and then Ramzan rolls around, all the Muslims die, and they're free of the cancer, but without being accused of being literally Hitler by the libcucks.
>>68366469
Sanjay you devious little shit, you.
I like you.
>>68365786
Hamilton's dating Justin Bieber
Oh wow, I get to watch an F1 race at 2pm today. Finally a break from waking up at 8am and watching in my grubby pajamas.
Who /comfy/ here?
>wake up early to watch Croatia vs. Turkey
>make some coffee and a bagel
>watch the last hour of 2006 Brazilian GP
>have lunch while watching Poland vs. Northern Ireland
>time for F1
>watch Choco Senna get BTFO by Vettel or Tricky Ricky if it rains
>watch last 20 minutes of Germany vs. Ukraine
>gently raining outside the whole time
>>68366884
dude i get you, its fantastic.
i gonna have friends over to watch F1 and Indycar, get drunk and shit. its gonna be awesome.
>all the bydlo trash will be watching gutter tier football tonight
>will get to enjoy F1 all to myself
Feels so good
>watching Germany
>watching Ukraine
>watching anyone in Europe other than Spain or Netherlands
Enjoy your hideous shitball
when does the skysports transmission starts?
>>68367290
probably 2 bongs from now, I don't know about when the henno stream starts
>>68366601
kek
>>68349271
>F1 secret to success: be a homosexual
That's because F1 is essentially British.
Though it's not much of a secret.
>>68349181
>implying you can die in a modern f1 car
>>68367702
tell Bianchi that, brasilinho.
>>68367702
just one accident away...
>>68367769
Should have told him that there was a fucking tractor in the track instead, dumbass
>>68367847
don't you arc up at me, you fucking jungle monkey.
>>68365358
They cheat. They just go "alright, now it's night in Saudi Arabia, let's eat and drink".
>>68367913
>ad hominem
Is that all you can do besides being btfo by a upcoming german driver?
>Virtual reality has been tipped by Formula 1 board member Sir Martin Sorrell to transform coverage of the championship and provide a potential added revenue stream.
>Williams has experimented with the technology this year, developing VR short films using cameras bolted onto its F1 cars that provide a 360-degree experience of riding onboard, or walking around a garage.
>F1 viewing figures are falling, with the total audience dropping by 25million to 400million last year, and it is becoming increasingly difficult to attract new sponsors.
>Sorrell, who is a CEO of multi-national advertising and public relations firm WPP as well as a long-time board member of F1 shareholder CVC Capital Partners, believes VR is the future.
>"Virtual reality for Formula 1 could be fantastic - driving the car," he said in an interview with Formula 1 official website. "In the Ridley Scott film 'The Martian' you can do that.
>"I have lifted off in the spacecraft from the surface of Mars, walked in space and looked down into deep space and got terrified, with the headphones and the goggles.
>"The technology is already incredible and will improve massively in the next few years. Think about what you could do.
>"And there are some - Bernie and others - who are embracing new technologies.
>"I believe that virtual reality will hit it big time. I know that some of my colleagues disagree, but I believe in it.
>"Vodafone is building a digital stadium in Istanbul. It is really worth going to see that. The whole experience will change with the possibilities viewers will have.
>"Technology will have moved on to an unimaginable level in 10 years."
>>68359507
>shitposting
Or in your case:posting
>>68367769
To be fair, Bianchi died in a hospital bed. Which makes me think: why don't they have halos in those?
>>68368101
>Sorrell said a flat fee for broadcasting rights is not the long-term solution, as the way people consume F1 is changing, but there are alternative ways to leverage their interest to bring in revenue.
>"When Sky UK started to broadcast there was an argument that audience would come down because it is pay TV," he said.
>"But the actual quality of the production and the use of technology and the engagement of the viewer is much better than it ever was. The product is simply better.
>"You have to start to think about other models and how they can generate interest - what it can do for a brand in the future - and about the fact that revenue can also be generated in many other ways.
>"Just look at the one and a half million people at the free Rolling Stones concert in Cuba.
>"So just use your imagination as to what kind of revenue can be made.
>"The world is changing. And a lot of people in Formula 1 are starting to understand this
>>68368101
>The way to save Formula 1 is a £699 headset and a £1000 PC to connect it to
How many bongs until match start?
>>68368101
I heard about the NBA looking into this too. They want VR courtside cams.
Personally I just want multiple streaming options to watch onboard cams.
>>68368101
>>68368176
Cool story, grandpa. Now give us driver transfers in the official F1 games. Or is he even aware that there are official F1 video games that you can play using VR headsets?
>>68368215
3 hours and 12 minutes or so
>>68368215
A little over 3 bongs
>>68368005
>getting argumentative over banter
>brazilian intellectuals
>>68358497
Can't we pair up Diffey and Crofty and send them to some other ex-English hole?
>>68368445
Oh that's brilliant!
>>68368431
>somehow I'm in the wrong
ok, I'll ignore abo posters from now on
>>68368574
>somehow I'm in the wrong
yes, yes you are.
>>68368513
>>68368445
The Diffeyism that sticks in my head the most:
>And welcome to Mt Panorama, Bathurst where it's a beautiful day with blue skies and a lovely 36 degrees (C). I'm sure you'll agree, Neil, that the drivers couldn't wish for a better day?
> (Neil Crompton, exasperated voice): Well, Leigh, remember that 36 degrees means more like 50 on track, so something like 60-70 in the cars. So I'm pretty sure you'd find that the drivers would be wishing for something pretty different.
>>68368200
For now, in 10 years, theres going to be a range of mobile VR devices which will be retina grade. With perfect foveated rendering ( look into it), any device would be able to run VR. Im a developer and I see alot of promise for VR apps, but not in the near term. We need Foveated rendering to make VR mainstream, which is being experimented by many companies, and theres alot of progress being made, especially by a company called Fove.
http://www.roadtovr.com/a-pocket-guide-to-foveated-rendering-from-smi/
I will go for a bike ride and return for the pre-race
>>68368654
was that at the 12 hour? 'cause I can't imagine Bathurst being any warmer than 15 in october.
>>68368713
nice blog
>>68368733
Yeah it was a crazy year for weather - can't remember when but it was 2004 or 2005 of back around then somewhere
>>68354643
Mate
It looks like shit.
>>68368835
thanks Massa
>tfw the Germany euro game and the race will overlap
Thanks Bernie and Platini
heading up to the circuit in an hour lads
>>68368945
>football
>>68369056
weather report please, Jean-Francois
>>68368945
Watch it if its wet
If not just watch lap 1, if Hamilton is still leading in the end you can switch to the game because its going be hamrosvet.
>>68369092
im actually an american that made the trip up here
its cold as fuck outside
about an hour ago there were a few scattered showers, but it was very minuscule and everything is dry now
>>68368200
Hard to save a sport about cars when each day the world cares less and less about cars.
>>68368938
de nada manuel
What kind of Meme Magic™ does it take to cause a Mercedes double retirement?
Got this autosport stream but then it disappeared. Copyright maybe?
Anyway forwarding it the community
>>68369263
Prost senna levels of dick waving
Ouch
>>68368200
Must suck to be a poorfag.
>>68368200 #
Even if you dont take account of the fact that the tech will get cheaper and there will be mobile VR made specifically for VR sports or movies, the thing still pays for itself.
>A formula 1 Grand stand ticket in Melbourne costs a grand, 50 dollars for parking. And additional 100 dollars for food.
>1150 dollaroos for a decent seat at the GP. Probably 2 grand for the 3 day combo
>Instead of waiting for hours in traffic, you could just put on your 16k 120 fps 200 degree FOV, Retina resolution, hand tracked, Light fields headset, combined with your feedback chair, and get the best views at every section of the track. Feel the vibrations, everytime a car passes you.
>Because VR cameras can be everywhere, you
could choose to watch the GP at any position, you could follow your favourite driver as he battles with other drivers. You could be on the podium with the champ in VR.
>Best of all, each race would probably costs 5 to 15 dollars per a race to see in VR.
>Would pay itself in 2 GPs
>Would also solve F1s financial issues, and can mean F1 stays relevent for the next generation. F1 would survive
>>68369263
>2016 Rosberg
Pic related.
race start when?
35bings?
>>68369166
true lad, true
>>68369760
plus 2 bongs
>>68369624
>pretending to be at a gp while wearing some shit on your head is the same thing as being there
wew lad
>>68369624
so if no one pays to see gee pees any more, where will they be held?
>>68369760
F1 show: 1 bong 30 bings
Race: 2 bongs 30 bings
>>68369816
>>68369805
you guys going to the gp too?
>BULLY IS GOING TO GET A GRID PENALTY
>BULLY IS GOING TO GET A GRID PENALTY
>BULLY IS GOING TO GET A GRID PENALTY
>>68369863
I wish. I can't really afford the travel cost, even ignoring the cost of tickets.
>>68369863
I wish, next year hopefully. Couldn't justify it this year. Enjoy yourself lad.
>>68369760
07:00pm british time m8
To all Brazilians
My name is Manoel. Would I be successful if I opened a bakery in Brazil ?
>>68369904
>>68369888
hopefully the grand prix will take my mind of things
yesterday this shit happened to me:
>getting out the metro
>strong winds make the door hard as fuck to push
>push it with all my might
>get through
>hold it open for a cute girl behind me
>I then say to her "huh, its really windy outside" then smiled at her
>she doesn't even say anything, literally fucking ignores me and walks the opposite direction
It made me so fucking depressed, i'm going to die alone
>>68369887
pls no
>>68369909
>using 12h
REEEEEEE
>>68369941
Might have been someone who only speaks french, sometimes they can be rather disdainful to people who speak english to them, I wouldn't think too much of it.
>>68369941
>Getting this upset over such trivial things
>>68369941
kek
I would have gone with
>those doors were really hard to push, like pushing my huge dick into your tight anus
>>68369941
lol what kind of creep are you
>>68369914
Yes.
Must be in São Paulo though.
>>68369941
Did you say it in English? Because Quebec bitches dry up like the Mojave when people speak English at them.
>>68370089
thank you
anymore advice ?
>>68369941
Should have asked her if her legs are easier to open than this door was.
Or ask her in French - Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.
>>68370030
>>68370055
>>68370090
but I'm a white american dude
aren't girls supposed to find my "foreignness" attractive?
>>68370116
Love you straya.
>>68369887
Is New Jersey ever gonna get an F1 race?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Imperial_Street_Circuit
>>68370140
Only Europeans desu
She probably can't tell the difference between you as an American and regular white english Canadian scum
>wanting to be with someone who is judgmental of what language someone speaks
just ignore it lad, Quebecois are sluts anyways
>>68369951
i'm always using 12h system when i'm speaking/writing english
saying "19:00" in english just feels so strange
>>68367366
In 50 bings
Whoever makes the next thread just put this in the OP so we can spend more time shitposting and less time (you)ing people asking for stream links.
Sky Sports F1 HD 6000kbps/3000kbps, 720p, 50fps.
Acestream 1: e18f633a3616bd133d080b943161d0deb059a313 6000kbps
Acestream 2: 6846bc552e26ab0b15bed7503b132706755bdb8b 3000kbps
Acestream 3: ad0c0041e3fabd9aba0762474536b7ae337d37ab 1200kbps
>>68370199
o-ok
probably going to hero when I get back home anyway
being a 22 year old KV is too much to handle anymore
>>68370237
Do you happen to have a non-ace link? I'm borrowing a friends laptop today and don't want to install malware on it.
>>68370105
Pão na chapa com manteiga.
>>68370299
http://46.101.6.95/hls/live.m3u8
VLC link from yesterday, dunno if it still works. It's easy to find regular online links, go to rojadirecta or something
>>68370353
Looks like it is thanks anon.
>>68369805
Its a good substitute, better than nothing. Ive already tried the latest headsets and I know what theyre capable and it does trick your mind. I genuinely felt like I was in another world. But youre right, its going to be a while before we have perfect experiences. Theres going to be alot of breakthroughs in 3D audio, and screen tech and positional tracking and body tracking. But I think in 10 to 20 years time, we will be able to capture 90 percent of the experience. It will never be perfect tho, but what are the alternatives? Most people watch GPs on TV anyway
feels like the rain here is going to cave my house's roof in, lads.
currently listening to wheatus and drinking cocoa. who /comfy/ here?
>>68370442
check my earlier /comfy/ post lad
Is there any Wheatus song worth listening to other than Teenage Dirtbag?
>>68370442
I'm also drinking cocoa because it's a bit chilly today, but I'm studying for exams which is decidedly uncomfy.
>>68370475
No.
>>68370475
if I'm being perfectly honest, it's just teenage dirtbag on the radio.
Apologize.
>>68370520
no, he is a dirty mouth breather
>>68370232
mate it's just weird to see " 07:00 pm "
Just write 19:00
I hate it when people say " seven in the evening "
ffs it's nineteen hourse
motherfuckers
>>68370335
thank you Felipe
>le mans next weekend
fug
Inb4 Hairy Ant-o dies from dehydration during the race.
>>68370710
hell be fine
>>68370299
Acestream is malware?
>>68370831
It's probably not, I've just honestly never really trusted it, especially not enough to install on a mates computer.
>>68370282
Dude just do nice things silently. If they thank you in french just say
"I dont speak french."
Walk away
>>68370831
Well, its russian.
>Canada
2011 GREATEST RACE IN F1 HISTORY
DAE LOVE Jenson Button?
2009 BEST SEASON EVER
BRAWN GP UNDERDOG CAR
Muh HE BEAT HIS TEAMMATE EACH SEASON
Better than Senna Fangio Prost Clark Schumi combine desu desu senpai
>>68370867
>never really trusted it, especially not enough to install on a mates computer
>a mates computer running windows 10
>>68371095
Just because he doesn't care that microsoft knows his filthy porn habits doesn't mean he wants russian mobsters to know his filthy porn habits.
>>68371041
Are you having a stroke?
>>68371227
No, I just got back from Reddit
test
>A five-place gearbox change penalty for @carlosainz after his shunt yesterday
>strong tail winds
>low as fuck track temps
100% chance of SC confirmed
Fyi
Deadliest massacre ever in recent US history . Orlando night club. Muslim shooter is dead.
>>68371607
Kiviyaaaat will mount Vettel again to make a scarlet bull.
who /mwl/ here?
>>68371645
#notrealmuslim
#blamewhitepeople
>>68370831
No, it's
>everything I don't like is literally Hitler
Acestream is just VLC with an addon that let's you stream stuff via a bittorrent-like protocol. It has to share information with other clients, since that's kind of the point of bittorrent in the first place. Autists freak out and say it doesn't respect privacy, even though the point is to share content. They then say doesn't respect privacy = malware, because they're millenial pieces of shit that just use the worst word they can think of to describe something they don't like without regard for the original meaning.
Tldr ace is fine. If you torrent anything at all, you're already doing the exact same thing.
Apart from Schumacher, no driver has ever won twice in a row at Île Notre-Dame. I don't expect that to change today.
>>68366888
checked and jelly desu but I did pretty much the same.
Dubs and ROS crashes
>>68350068
If all safety aids were left up to the driver there would be no protection at all, and we go back to the 1950s when drivers died almost every race. Any real racer will take a faster car no matter what the cost is.
Valtteri "Wallteri" Bottas will cause a red flag today
>>68371959
Welp, guess it's another Mercedes Wins Lol episode.
>>68372023
are you aware that the randomly generated post numbers in this thread have no impact on the events of the race?
>>68371645
Someone watched too much John Wick.
Anybody know what is intro music at henno?
>>68372023
i wouldn't even be mad if it wasn't for the niggur
>>68372069
dubs and you're a fag
>>68371645
Not memeing, genuinely curious:Why is Florida so fucked up?
>>68372023
Because you did it wrong.
Dubs and ROS crashes into HAM
>>68372069
Honkey, are you new here?
>>68372069
>he doesn't believe in meme magic
Dubs and memestappens dies
>>68371810
Very beautiful picture
Good chance of Manor points today lads you heard it here first
Time to start?
Dubs and nothing of interest happens, MWL and Vettel third
>>68372009
>mfw foreigners actual think that's good looking
>>68360632
W H O
H
O
>no umbrellas
Fuck
>>68372125
>>68372143
>>68372230
it's just not entertaining in any way. every fucking thread it's "dubs and X happens", and most people who post this shit don't even get any replies, but they keep doing it anyway. it's literally spam and has no value.
Pre-race shit on now
>>68370299
>muh malware
Back to /g/ you go.
>>68372363
Ace does actually get flagged as malware by some scanners. Probably the 'DO YOU WANT ADS' thing embedded in it.
Haas to be on podium today
Got a great feeling, this is going to be a great race. Canada + changing weather conditions, going to be awesome.
>>68372413
I'd go for that also plenty of cunts today
>>68372419
Especially with THE WALL and the amount of fuckups made during quali. Definitely at least one SC.
Are they going to have a minute of silence for all those fags that got killed?
>>68372276
She's shit desu senpai
>>68372577
Trudeau will probably not allow it.
>>68372577
ofc, its gaynada after all
It's been a while that >we did't get a huge pile-up at the start of a Canadian GP.
>repeating degits for Kek wills it
>>68372678
>Trudeau
>passing up an opportunity to pander to leftist faggotry
Has there ever been snow during a GP weekend?
someone will break their legs in today's race, if last one or two digits are a driver's number.
>>68372902
Yes. In the VIP paddock.
when is sky going live?
>>68372577
Jean Todt:
>Oui, 50 of ze omosexual was kill, but ave you sought about all ze person ou die on ze road every day?
>>68373058
they've been live for 20 bings
>>68373058
All pre-show at moment race is 1h15m away
>no gridbox change
>no penulty
>>68373167
His penalty is year long, it's called having his pit team.
amerilads:
>Following last night's tragedy in Orlando, @nbc will stay with unfolding news developments. Full F1 coverage switches to @NBCSN from 1:00E
>>68373167
fuck I mean gearbox
>>68371926
>Good night sweet price.
>>68373261
wew lad...
>>68372988
kek
>the brundle vs kimi thing is not a race race but a fuel saving exercise
oh come on they been hyping that shit for days and just now say that
NEW NEW NEW
>>68373495
>>68373495
>>68373495
REMINDER
>>68369377
Interesting. Goes to show tiny smoothness can't really last in a real race due to chipping from debris. Only the larger shapes have influence.
>>68373563
4:3 vs 16:9 aspect ratio
Also distance to corner is different.
lol, Stoffel Vandorne not playing Crofty's bullshit James Hunt game.
Nobody gives a fuck about some has-been in the seventies, especially since there had been way better drivers.
Good on you Vandorne.
these sounds of donations are really annoying
>>68374707
car width is the same in both cases
>>68375027
What did he say?
Any good streams other than Henno? It lags like shit for me.
>>68375215
Crofty asked him some bullshit leading question "Oh I'm sure at McLaren they're celebrating and commemorating James Hunt in some way as a legend, eh Stoffel, eh?"
Stoffel just said
"Not really, no."
Oh god, it's Paul Di Resta's voice again.
>>68375374
Fantastic.
ITSSSSS RAAAAAIIIINING
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4nqcef/and_its_raining_at_the_track/
>>68371645
Florida Man strikes again?
>CANADA
>THICC
>No music
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
>>68372009
rude
