3-2 Sharks
Austria and Slovakia welcome
Go home toothpaste
Shorkening incoming?
BILL
>>68255005
first for something
canucks win
>rags
bill scar
I want to be fisted by kippers
IT WAS 2-0
TAKE A GUESS: HOW MANY MORE COMMERCIALS UNTIL WE SEE THE BON JOVI "POWER TURN TO BACK TIME" COMMERCIAL??
Make The Penguin proud
>ref goes down
>play called dead in the pens zone
Literal ref puck
WILL LA TRILL
LINESMAN DOWN.
POWER PLAY FOR THE LINESMEN
I just watched Kessel play and I spent the entire game repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky le chubby man lmao
If you like him you're in the wrong place.
>yfw it ends 3-2
is Lex kil?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
WILL
WILL
WILL
WILL
>>68255144
exactly
>>68255144
autism
>wanting to kill your greatest ally
lmao
>>68255005
Thanks for the invitation bro
ONE JOB PENS
>>68255089
Is she the 白鬼 or the brown girl on the right wearing a vinyl tablecloth?
>>68255174
Fuck you nigger. I saw this right before Jones made the glove save.
>shots 26-13 for pittsburgh
>the city of matt murray
>>68255187
Based clip man
>>68255193
that's a lot of chickens
>>68255144
I've seen this pasta before
Wongs here, fuck both these teams
no pelanty there
>>68255114
None, because I don't watch things on pleb tv like a normigger
>>68255237
Yeah, on reddit along with all the other Kessel memes
Good check.
That's not a penalty
>Pongs fans
Clear refpuck
dubs and the sharks plane crashes with no survivors on its way back to commiefornia
>expecting a call on that hit
Cry more ples pens
>>68255233
that's why the cat is so happy
My cat's praise the living shit out of me when I share my tuna with them
oretty intense game
>>68255284
>hitting him away from the play
In the regular season that'd be a penalty.
In the play offs, though, not a penalty.
Guys I need some anti peng/pro sharks memes to fuck with my friend. Can you help me out?
any of you guys know how i can join the rape culture?
im so tired of being alone...
Martin Jones peeing on the penguins parade
>>68255322
>being literally 2 minutes behind
>streamfags
these goalies are gonna have a literal stroke in OT
Honestly worried, was that knee on knee by Kuni or just late?
>shork literally pinning a pong to the ice
what de fugg is this game
>>68255334
Are you joking?
do you even know the rules?
>>68255336
This got me dubs on /b/ saying sharks finally win the cup.
>>68255325
cats*
plural was intended
>>68255336
>>68255348
kuni goes knee on knee all the time.
>>68255360
le pens get all the calls meme
Whats the chick frmo the kronenburg ad whispering to the guy? Does she want him to eat her ass, senpai?
>>68255334
He had the puck. That's just finishing a hit man, you clearly have never played hockey
>>68255336
>>68255365
>tfw I made that
am i banned
>>68255345
>not having a team in the NHL playoffs
cry more leaf fans
>>68255385
She wants him to play her harpsichord.
Phil kessel wears hockey diapers
>>68255409
yes
>>68255409
Yes
fuck you jones, ruining the comfy home ice cup win
>>68255389
He passes the puck away, one second later he gets hit from the rear flank.
Like I said. Playoffs, no call. Regular season, called every time.
>>68255409
that was just a timeout
Martin Jones is a fucking beast
>>68255409
yes
lmao Pens are truly going insane
jesus, jones is dialed in
>>68255409
YEE
SKAAAARRRRRR BILL BILL BILL
>>68255375
Yeah honestly not a big fan of that
At least we don't have Matt Cooke anymore, though. I hated having that cunt on the Pens
based jones
>>68255360
>pong literally pinning a shork into the goal and goalie
But 'waaaahh refs are discriminating against us!', ofc
>>68255435
so you are a janitor aren't you
>>68255412
I have crosby
also stop watching our sport you disgusting kiwi
REEEEE GET IT IN THE NET
REEEEEEEEE
Dear pens,
jumping into the net does not count as a goal.
>>68255409
Maybe
J O N E S
O
N
E
S
>>68255336
>>68255409
The only way to find out is to post the frok with Kippy's tits
>>68255418
but they are gold-plated diapers
>>68255439
>beast
kys middle schooler
did they just show a guy holding a sign with the this is the sharks year meme
San Jose here. Shorks will shork.
>>68255463
I like kuni for his >leadership stuff, but he is a dirty plater when he gets frustrated
cooke was a fuck, glad he's gone
>>68255005
Wow, Burns is being a cunt.
>>68255349
>inb4 Steven Seagal dance
DAMN IT
Holy fuck Jones turned into a wall.
Shorks will win this. Check em.
>>68255479
>I have a crying little bitch diver
Literally irrelevant
I still get nervous when I see #27 around the puck, remember how bad scott Hannan was those last few years?
>>68255385
>let me show you the memes I have saved on my phone
>>68255509
Get fucked pensy
pics of the "this is the year" meme poster?
>>68255505
What's with this guy
>>68255473
Are we not watching Game 2 of the Great Shork Chimpout?
>>68255336
They should call themselves the Shreks because it's OGRE
besides jones the sharks really are pretty worthless
>>68255499
Trippy
My mom is getting me a McPick 2 of a Big Mac and 10 nuggets AND a side order of fries
You fags jelly?
I am going to bed after the second period.
/sp/ prediction
SJ-4 PIT-5
My prediction:
SJ-4 PIT-2
>>68255531
>acting like you know anything about hawkey
have u ever even skated before m8
>>68255548
Around here we call it "This is next year territory!"
>>68255576
>not staying up to watch jamaica Mexico football
Why are there less penalties called? Is it because refs are cared of blowing a call and getting there house toilet papered!?
>>68255580
I been playing hockey for 7 years 8, we have 6 ice rinks in the whole country
>>68255571
I'm getting wings and pizza order out from Boston Pizza. Suck a dick McFag
>>68255560
>warrior
fuck outta here
How's my fridge look guys?
>>68255571
had the most delicious chinese food earlier so no
>>68255571
>not getting a double big mac
>>68255584
>Avery
>Brodure
Last digit is pens score.
>>68255628
That ain't your fridge
>>68255598
OOOohhhh I wasnt aware
>>68255628
Are you me?
>>68255597
>Tfw i made this maymay 5-6 years ago
>>68255521
3...2...1...Win
>>68255628
this is the ONLY way a fridge should look
>>68255646
lol
>>68255602
I thought there was a Aussie hockey league >>68255571
My mom have me the second mcflurry from her 2-4-1 coupon so no.
She even gave me some friends
>>68255628
i thought i had alot of pizza boxes, goddamn dude
>>68255649
I like it
>>68255602
are they all in Sydney?
>>68255628
Where's the fook'n beer m8?
>>68255628
You excited for the oilers getting pulju? You know I am, baby.
>>68255576
wow! what a completely risky prediction! you predict that the score will most likely be the score that it already is! your sports insight and ability at guessing and probability are unrivaled! since you threw out some stats, here are some more cool numbers:
43
943
4
22
9
506
48
75
383
994
102384
93
6784
392
09
888
488
301
4158
5930
84
3
2058
5930
>>68255628
liar
>>68255648
nice.
that shit was ridiculous
>>68255628
Saw this in the Cavs/Warriors thread yesterday. Imposter
>>68255599
A playoff that goes to game 7 makes more money than one that goes to Gane 4.
>>68255691
>Not having a separate fridge just for beer
>>68255628
Obese
>>68255685
>TFW no sharks girls
>>68255598
Not a chance. Jamaica isn't going to win so i'm not going to watch. El Tri has worse fans than Steven Universe. Only gonna watch if I can see them get assblasted mad
>>68255691
>beer
>fridge
u w0t
>and everybody is ticked off
>>68255697
FUCKING KEK
>>68255712
I'm sure they do kek
Burns btfo by Hagelin lamo
ANOTHER halftime?!
wtf
Is burns on his period?
Burns is playing in the wrong era
>>68255627
Tbh warrior makes the best sticks, them or ccm. Bauer reebok and Easton release 8 curve patterns that are more or less the same every year (lie 5/6, mid curve, slightly open, rounded, 85 flex).
Warrior definitely makes the best gloves, and pads and helmets are more or less the same across the board.
>>68255628
where the fuck did you get pizza 73
>>68255741
??? You gooks are nuts
>>68255675
Each country has their own league, NZ national team is ranked 34th, every time we go up a division we get fucken wrecked, and sadly there has never been a NZ born player in the NHL
>>68255697
aw babbys first meme
The shorks should be getting BTFO but Murray just had to have a shit tier game at the worst time
>>68255711
>watching niggerrim
get out
I'd kick these faggots up and down the ice. Pussies
Typical Burns being a faggot
>>68255697
lold
>>68255712
the average floridian has a higher ppg than the average minnesotan
is florida the state of hockey?
>>68255685
>selanne
Would stick it in her ass
>my NBC station's being shit and stuttering every 2-3 seconds for some goddamn reason
Fuck this I'm gonna watch Jeopardy
>>68255769
He posted that in a hockey thread and thought nobody would notice. Nevermind the imgur/reddit filename.
>>68255789
but you wouldn't lol
>>68255571
Had a slice and drinking a hard cherry cola u mirin?
>>68255736
>tfw no qt Sharks gf to hatefuck after they kicked the Kings out of the playoffs
That was a sad night, senpai
>>68255768
vapor 1x for fucking ever bud that stick is the best twig ive ever used
>>68255802
No. Arizona is
What are the chances Letang loses it and tries to kick in Burns' remaining teeth ?
>>68255809
Ew, maybe 10 years ago oldfag.
>>68255774
What's the main sport there, soccer or cricket or some shit?
>>68255774
>>68255806
Shouldn't you watch cricket instead
>>68255768
i never liked them. ive always used the easton with a sakic curve. its not called that now. i think they changed it to hall at one point.
My girlfriend has gained 20lbs in the 8 months we've been dating
Should I be worried?
Pengs choking incoming
>>68255845
true
also auston matthews is better than any minnesotan ever
>>68255843
this is going perfectly with the song playing on the stream i have open
>>68255697
Fucking funniest post Ive ever seen
>Murray literally wins every game after he loses
You sure you want this shorks?
>>68255875
feed her tapeworms so she stays skinny and doesnt embaress you.
>>68255843
here
>>68255685
It would be so enjoyable to stuff her ass full of cock
>>68255875
Yes.
why is there no halftime concert?
>>68255875
Should've used a rubber, RIP your life
>>68255768
Easton makes best sticks, Bauer makes best helmets and gloves, who cares about the pad brands
>>68255877
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/us-state/active-nhl-players-born-in-florida-career-stats.html
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>68255907
HAHAHA
>>68255853
Winter is rubgy, Summer is a cricket
>>68255857
>watching a literally shit tier sport
Nah m8
what kind of semen slurping sport is this?
>>68255741
where else would you keep cold beer then?
Few observations that I did;
>Murray is visibly shaken
>Vlasic should change his name to Flasic since he cant shoot for shit, I've seen harder and better shots from Nurse
>Pittsburgh is full with people who look like pedophiles, Fehr, Bonino, Kessel and Hornqvist
>>68255809
Maybe if you want something that's good for one game then breaks or goes dead. I'm never going back to easton. Warrior is objectively better and they're quickly becoming the most popular among pros.
Also warrior actually makes a decent amount of sticks without grip shit. I know all companies do but you rarely see them in stores. I hate that grip shit, it wears through gloves and makes it harder to adjust your grip quickly for a puck in your skates
>>68255928
>>68255938
>>68255945
>not drinking warm beer out of a bowl.
i think I have skin cancer on the end of my nose i keep picking the scab but it wont clear up
>>68255941
>is from NZ
>doesn't watchh cricket or rugby
u wot m8
>>68255938
This
no man has ever been proud to be a low test faggot
>>68255960
>not embracing grip
enjoy your hands of stone, dusty
>>68255846
Burns will probably eat his foot
i thought the sharks were down 0-2 in the series
what happened?
>>68255977
or a bowel
GO SHARKS I love Thornton
>>68256003
fat/10
>>68255941
Damn dude sorry, does anyone follow north American sports out there?
>tfw NFL season on its way
We got NFL, CFL, NBA, mlb, nhl, and now mls getting up there along with turn left.
>the gretzky dad commercial
>tfw your dad will never be proud of you
>tfw you will never experience fatherhood because of NEET & 500 pounds
man baseball is so much more entertaining than this
>>68255990
i think i do to. theres a spot on my back where i got suburned really badly. i think ill just ignore it though.
>>68255931
if you arent using a ccm tacks then you simply arent very smart
>>68255938
The only problem is that 99% of females don't carry their weight like that broad
>>68256018
the won a game and lost a game
>>68256018
lebron
>>68256005
>Not being able to hold onto your stick
Beta tbph. That shit doesn't hold up either, especially the bauer stuff, take one puck or slash on the stick and it all starts peeling off
>>68255938
Yeah but most women's fat are all droopy, she probably works out or at least used to.
>>68256018
They are down 3-1
It's not much better
>>68256005
This. My clapper is deadly ever since I switched to gripped sticks. I also use the sticky side of stick tape to make my stick even more sticky...
>sticky
>>68255942
>Iran
Do you want to borrow my hockey stick to behead the infidel, Muhammad?
The good thing about the Pens losing tonight is that we get another hockey game this season
>>68256025
>he can't handle a thicc woman
consider getting a vasectomy
Why watch a blatant match of refpuck?
>>68255996
I do watch rugby sometimes but cricket is even more boring then baseball m8
>>68256026
All the guys i play hockey with watch, most a shitsburg fans, im a bruins supporter my self but i wanted the caps to win this season. Other then that its honestly just cricket, rugby and netball, the nation was following the NBA only because steven adams is like the only NZ player in the NBA and would have been the first NZ'er to win a championship if they had won
i get the impression that burns likes watching his girl get fucked by other dudes
>>68256096
Underage b&
Do canadians shit tim hortans?
Who is tim?
jim?
Jim poor plums?
A smoothie shack?
>>68255960
i hate that fucking grip shit to.
>mfw my choices are severely limited cause 90% of sticks these days have that grip shit.
Pens need some puck luck early in the 3rd.
>>68255977
>>68256022
You guys are disgusting
>>68256078
What enjoyment do you get out of posting this stuff?
>>68256035
Never been a CCM fan, they're stuff has always been the ugliest
>those lips
>>68255878
how can they choke they are losing lol
I saw Phil Kessel at the Consol Energy Center yesterday. I told him I was going to put a decent hit on him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and board him or or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re too slow to do anyway?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and scoring fucknasty meme goals again and again. I skated away and continued with my gameplay, and I heard him chuckle as I skated off. When I came to defend the slot, I saw him trying to snap off a wrister with like 15 hot dogs in his pockets.
Jones very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to finish those hotdogs before you score on me.” At first he kept threading the needle on us untouchably, but eventually he turned back around and carried the puck to the top of the left faceoff circle.
When Jones braced for the shot, he took out a hotdog and kept biting off pieces of it multiple times. He told Jones he would give him a moment to prepare himself “to prevent any implication of Gary Bettmanence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After Jones turned around and saw the puck in the back of the net with an empty cookie wrapper and started to throw a shitfit, Kessel kept interrupting him by flashing that million dollar smile.
>>68256067
enjoy being left in the past, ankle taper. i bet your gf has a better wristy than you
>>68256032
me on the left
>>68256109
I don't have a forklift license, man.
Brett burns is just about the dumbest player in the world
>the penguins are winning because they throw a lot of pucks at the net and get a lot of dirty goals
Yeah, muh beard, that's why they're kicking your ass.
>>68256098
Is it sharp enough? I don't want to give the poor infidel a concussion
>>68256109
>takes off her bra
>nipples are UNDERNEATH her saggy ass boobs
>>68256109
Both of these are legit fat. This one is a bit better than the last
how do they get the shoelaces inside the grip on the handle of the stick?
