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Jonathan Tah edition
>Aubameyang wants to leave BvB and join ManCity
Wolfsburg interested in J.Bruma (~15m€), Leverkusen interested in A.Dragovic
>Rüdiger ded
Belhanda is going to leave and Donis Avdijaj is going to return to >Schalke after a 1 1/2 year loan to Sturm Graz
>Rode joins BvB
Kramer back to BMG is a almost done deal
>1860 München hired Kosta Runjaic as their new coach
Germany vs Ukraine in 5 days
hopefully sahne is next so brandt gets his rightful place
Stephen Keshi has died.
>>68216921
Brandt is the future and his time will come.
>>68217015
>cardiac arrest at 54
Rip in peace
Since Tah got big while playing for >us, Fortuna Düsseldorf, can we claim to finally have produced another world class player?
>>68217085
>another world class player?
Who would be the other ones? Turek and Allofs?
>i am literally gonna miss 14 games of the EUROs
just fucking kill me now this is so depressing
>Ex-Bundesliga-Trainer Felix Magath hat am Mittwoch via „Facebook“ verkündet, künftig als Trainer in der Chinese Super League zu arbeiten. Der 62-Jährige übernimmt den Tabellen-14. Shandong Luneng Taishan.
>„Dankbar freue ich mich auf diese Arbeit, meinen neuen Verein und seine Mitarbeiter und Spieler. Ich bin sehr interessiert am großen Aufbruch im chinesischen Fußball und werde mich und mein Team dabei intensiv und mit ganzer Kraft einbringen. Auf diesen großartigen Club, das Land China, die Begegnung mit seinen Menschen und die Stadt Jinan bin ich sehr gespannt und freue mich außerordentlich auf die bevorstehende Aufgabe.“
>>68217252
truly the GOAT
This is a cute Denmark thread >>68217098
>>68217262
Not me
>>68217320
D':
>>68217320
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END
>>68217250
Germany only plays 7 games at max, Marco.
>>68217320
Hello darkness my old friend
>>68217497
hurr
So who do you think will be the biggest disappointment at the Euros and why?
My guess: England, Belgium and [spöiler]Deutschhland[/spöiler]
Why England?
The squad seems talented but nothing out of the ordinary. Everyone is hyping up muh Vardy-Kane partnership but they can't score goals out of thin air. Alli is one of the bigger if not the biggest english talent at COM, but still very young/inexperienced and thus it's very hard to evaluate how he's doing at international level. Rooney seems to be over the hill and Wilshere is permacrippled.
Their defence and GK are good compared to most other teams.
I might be wrong and I would like England to play a good EC but they disappointed me way too often (2000,2004,2012).
Why Belgium?
Long story short: Good squad, shit coach.
Why Germany?
I tend to be pessimistic before every major tournament.
>Borussia Dortmund hat englische Medienberichte über ein vermeintliches Interesse von Premier League-Klub Manchester City an Torjäger Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang zurückgewiesen. „Uns ist davon nichts bekannt. Wir wissen von der Geschichte nichts“, erklärte BVB-Mediendirektor Sascha Fligge der „Deutschen Presse-Agentur“ am Mittwoch.
>>68217320
imagine him dying in a car crash
would be laffs
>>68218002
every time
and one week later they're gone
>>68217320
Stop bullying reus pls.
First people take gundogan from kagawa and now this. I wish poop gets hit by a stray bullet.
wow imagine match threads with all the foreign Dortmund customers gone because Dortmund are shite now
heaven
>>68218048
>now
it's been happening for 5 straight seasons now amerilard
>>68218053
You will still have chicharito drones for Leverkusen though
>>68217652
>not France
We are going to choke big balls at the euro
>>68218053
who do you support?
>>68218076
Gladbach
>>68218053
They're now the most attractive team with all the youngsters... pulisic, passlack, dembele, mor, merino, weigl...
>>68218084
literally who
>>68218059
Aubameyang x Reus is otp though
>>68218053
What about Pulisic if anything >we will get stronger
>>68218053
mfw >>68218053 + bayern finish on 3rd two times in a row so most of the bayern gloryhunters will stop posting
>>68218083
>>68218092
stop posting please
>>68218073
maybe so, maybe no. France is my favourite 2ßh.
>>68218084
twink-Verein Borussia
>>68218096
cumming at the thought of /bundes/ without Denmark, France, Quiz, Brazil, USA, Emily, Numbers, Britain, Denmark-asshole-licker and literally every other bandwagoner
>>68218083
Do you actually live there?
My condolences if you do, kek
daily reminder
>>68218160
Hate this swiss cunt
Why does jogi need so many fullbacks if can and kimmich can play those positions?
I was all hype about the rüdiger injury because I was hoping for brandt, now I'm dead inside.
>>68218178
Show him how much better you are than him by participating in the 2016 /bundes/ tippspiel.
>>68218184
>>68218184
Because Kimmich is utter garbage and Can is still considered "in development".
You guys think Tah is actually gonna play? Seems to me Mustafi is gonna play until Hummels is back now
>>68218206
>Because Kimmich is utter garbage
not true
>>68218215
It unironically and objectively is.
He was garbage against BVB in the cup final (not even talking about the penalty).
He was garbage against Juventus, directly causing 2 goals.
He was garbage against Atletico Madrid.
He was garbage against Slovakia (FUCKING SLOVAKIA).
Hes garbage. Deal with it.
>>68218230
ur garbage
>>68218184
Because we don't have a defender for the right wing so Löw puts 3 or 4 CBs in the back.
>>68218252
>n-no y-you
>>68218252
are there any new application for the tippspiel?
>>68218215
he is shit
/Liverpool/ here, is Mkhitaryan any good lads?
>„Bild“ berichtet, dass das französische Supertalent Mamadou Doucouré in den kommenden Tagen in Gladbach unterschreiben wird. Der 18-jährige Abwehrspieler war bisher bei PSG und kann ablösefrei wechseln
>Nach SPORT BILD-Informationen ist der BVB weiterhin an Timo Werner interessiert. Unter 10 Mio. Euro will den 20-Jährigen allerdings nicht ziehen lassen. Auch RB Leipzig wurde in der Vergangenheit wiederholt mit Werner in Verbindung gebracht
>Stürmer Adrian Ramos wird den BVB nach SPORT BILD-Informationen wohl in Richtung China verlassen
/Liverpool/ here, is Mkhitaryan any good lads?
>>68218412
Yes. But why would it work now under Klopp if it hadn't worked the first time?
>>68218412
Yes. But why would he sign now for Liverpool if he rejected them the first time?
>>68218444
£ £ £ £ £
>>68218466
didnae work the first time
>Morgen wird die DFL bekannt geben, wer ab der Saison 2017/2018 welche Bundesliga-Rechte erhält. Der Bezahlsender Sky könnte dabei einer der Verlierer sein. Jetzt bestätigte der Sender, dass er Beschwerde gegen das Kartellamt eingereicht hat. Grund ist das neue Alleinerwerbsverbot.
>>68218160
Huh.
He has not contacted me about this.
>>68218524
Isn't it the job of the Kartellamt to prevent monopols?!
>>68218444
Because we are a bigger club and now we have Klopp. He's not renewing and wants to come to England, nobody else here will buy him.
>>68218230
have to agree with Firtzl on this one, Kimmich is overrated as fuck
>>68218524
Please let Amazon have a good packet. Please please please please please.
>>68218550
>and now we have Klopp.
That's more of an argument for him not to go there.
>>68218550
mkhitaryan was utter shit under klopp when he was at dortmund. he won't transfer to liverpool mate.
>>68218412
A few weeks with the English press and his confidence is in shambles and then he'll play shit forever.
>>68218550
>now we have Kult-Kloppo
Yikes! Yet another reason to stay away from that club.
>>68218583
The only PL CL club interested in him is Arselel and they're busy with Vardy. He won't go to Chelshit. The only club that might be interested is United but Mou is more likely to go after a pacy black winger. If we really want him we will get him, don't worry.
Also why do the Germans hate Klopp? He was arguably the best coach in the Bundesliga since 2010
>>68218612
>this flag
>we
Wew lad.
>american bringing /trans/ into /bundes/
HGU
>>68218339
i'll check when im home. on the train right now
>>68218631
>Also why do the Germans hate Klopp?
Only /bundes/ shitposters do. Still one, if not the most liked coach in germany
Karius
Clyne Lovren Matip Hector
Can Pielinski
Mkhitaryan Coutinho Firmino
Higuain
Give me one reason why Mkhi would rather play with a bunch of kids rather than that line-up?
>>68218631
He is a clown, not a coach, dumbass. Cant believe foreigners are STILL brainwashed from Dortmunds marketing campaign in 2013.
>>68218612
What part of 'He won't want to play under Klopp again' are you not getting?
>>68218631
i don't hate klopp. i love him and felt a little heartbroken when he left.
>Aubameyang wants to leave BvB and join ManCity
except he doesnt
his agent does
brb
>>68217320
Good. I hope he kills himself, the criminal scum.
>>68218230
he wasn't
>>68218696
how would you know? are you his agent??
>>68218920
don't reply
>>68218230
but you don't have a clue about the game
why should anybody trust your opinion?
I am unironically enjoying this Tendies/Saffa/GOATstralia tri series.
/comfy/ as fuck late night tv
>>68218981
>>68218986
oh is it a "ignore brazil" episode again?
>>68219010
Are there places to stream cricket without too much trouble on an iPad or iPhone?
>Copenhagen very interested in Senegalese striker Moussa Konate from FC Sion.
Is he any good?
>>68219065
Inconsistent. He either plays great, or misses a bunch of easy chances.
>>68219086
Let's hope it's mainly the latter if they buy him.
>>68219058
Unfortunately not Danebro. Most cricket streaming sites are either hosted in India or loaded with so many fucking popups and ads because of the amount of Indians using the stream that its pretty hard to get a workable stream on an iPad or iPhone.
I have a Cricket Australia app on my phone that entitles me to live stream all matches played in Australia, but its geoblocked for other countries and I pay $29.99/year for it.
I spent a while in Canada and had to resort to shitty ad filled streams on my laptop to get the cricket.
>>68219101
I'm pretty sure a few PL clubs are after him too. With that being said C.C. will probably be asking crazy money for him.
>>68219058
Yeah, don't even try to move your fat fingers on the backspace key and then click on a cricket thread...
>>68219103
Alright. Thanks for the information. Saves me the trouble of searching for one. I won't watch this one then, but planning on watching some over the summer if anything is on.
>>68219115
HOLY SHIT BTFO
>>68219115
I don't see how that would help more than what I got here. I don't want to be that guy who goes stream pls in some thread I don't really know.
>>68218986
>>68218981
>>68218954
>>68218939
>>68218806
Hows life on the spectrum?
good news my friends. looks like there is some interest in the tippspiel
---------------------
- go here: https://tippcenter.zdf.de
- register & log in
- go here: https://tippcenter.zdf.de/team/
- go to Team beitreten
- name of the team is "the bundes-tippspiel"
at the end of the euro the one with the post points wins a meet and greet with neinhold
>>68219382
i cannot promise to pull through tho, got another tippspiel going. i will try
I will not partake.
r8 my prediction
>>68219515
not very good/10
>>68219515
autism/10
>>68219515
i think france would beat belgium
the rest is fine
>[globoesporte] A gente percebe na sua fala que até sua concepção de futebol mudou pelo contato com o Guardiola...
>[douglas costa] Claro. Evoluí, porque você acaba prestando atenção em tudo o que acontece contigo, seus companheiros. Eu não sei jogar de volante, mas eu sei o que o volante faz, a função, o que tem que fazer. Então você consegue entender um pouco mais da tática, sabendo o que teus companheiros têm que fazer.
based
>>68219772
aha ok then
Any Hansa Rostock signings?
broccolianon? ??
>>68219845
nope.
but maybe
Gottschling -> Lotte
Reichwein Münster -> Rostock
Herrmann Wolfsburg II-> Rostock
Brinkies -> Zwickau
Sancatar Wattenscheid 09 -> Rostock
Bülbül Hertha BSC II -> Rostock
>>68219886
Are they any good? Can Rostock get promoted this season?
>mfw people are forgetting that we are in fact a Turniermannschaft
>turdshitmanshaft
epic
Woooow
>>68220592
>>68217085
>Since Tah got big while playing for >us
That's not true
He was already a gifted player in his frist season for HSV
grossschweiz when
>>68220714
>Sardinia
Why though?
>>68220592
>this artwork again, that one Bayern has next to Ulis office
Why doesn't anyone here know anything about them?
>EURO opening match is 50 hours from now
ele shigged, alas shrugged
>>68220766
It's some jew who jews the money out of the people who have it
>>68219987
>Turniermannschaft
*Die Mannschaft
>fcb.de/FCBHochwasserHilfe
>b-but muh evil buyern
>>68221269
that's nothing special franz
>>68221269
>muh PR garbage
>>68221307
>>68221339
so where's the help of the rest of the league? they should have enough money considering Bayern buys all their players
>>68221360
its not their job, and neither is bayerns, to help the victims of flooding. its the job of the fucking blaulichtorganisationen.
>>68221397
it's not the job of the refugees yet they're doing a great job tobihonest
while Germans sit around on their asses and watch them looool
>>68221418
what
>get payed €15m for the worst hack in your team
>donate €100k of it to some flood victims
>>68220237
lel
Put the food in the bag onii-chan.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68222406
Put the food in the bag onii-chan.
>>68222406
Put the food in the bag onii-chan.
i don't know what that means and i won't reply to it
Bavaria is the cancer of Germany
>b-but muh weather!
>>68220592
I love it so much!
>>68222504
>birthplace of nazism
No shit.
>>68220714
Why not take in the rest of Austria and avoid having this weirdly shaped country?
>have to help out my dad the next 3 days
>go on a trip with my brother afterwards for 4 days
>gonna miss pretty much the entire first week of the EUROs
pity me please
>>68222901
no pity for the underage
>>68222901
>have to fuck around with my visa during the opener
just kill me
>>68222921
Does your family not talk to you anymore?
>>68222949
no but you sound underage
>>68222969
Okay.
Should i put my trip back on for you?
>>68222988
yes
>>68222997
I won't though.
>>68223029
because you're underage
I get it
>>68223043
No because everyone recognizes me anyways.
Except you.
>>68223106
>being this much of a narcissist AND underage
wew lad
>>68222901
>>68223106
>>68222988
uhm the only ex trip who posts is Numbers and she hates her family (she's coping with it by baking cakes and pies)
Neinhold is not a trip, not a human, not even an entity
Neinhold simply is
and Neinhold is also not
>>68223211
Neinhold is just the codename for a network of bots.
my favorite Die Flippers video is gone from youtube
>>68223211
sounds like me yes
>>68223438
>>68223385
>>68223211
>>68223106
>>68223043
>>68223029
>>68222997
>>68222988
>>68222969
>>68222949
>>68222901
This is why noone comes here anymore.
>>68223465
fuck off you stupid autistic bandwagoner
>>68223465
>implying the occasional neini autism isnt whats keeping /bundes/ afloat
>>68223438
>0.57
>>68223493
>>68223518
Einfach nur erbärmlich.
>>68223544
nobody comes here anymore because of KC cancer like you
Got nine replies for my /tv/ thread today so far (including two of my own).
Improvement on yesterday.
>>68222901
so basically your brother and your dad are faggots? because they rather do something else than watching some footy
chances are you are a faggot too then friend
>>68223654
i am happy for you
>>68223654
Tee vee really is a hard plaster
>>68223654
show and tell
>>68223654
nice
Do Austrains, Swiss and Poles watch Bundesliga and support a German team the same way Scottish, Welsh and Irish people watch the Premier League religiously?
In Scotland the Premier League on TV is far more popular than Scottish football on the TV. We still have one of the highest attendance vs population % in world football, so this isn't much a problem, but still pretty interesting.
Similar in surrounding countries to Germany?
>>68223539
Ever since i implemented that counter, i realized how hard it really is to establish a good RPP.
This is one of my better scores these days.
>>68223667
Bit harsh t be ph amigo, but i do relate.
>>68223675
>>68223686
>>68223704
Thanks :)
/tv/? more like /gameothrones/ haha.
>>68223754
RPP is so yesterday, fäm. With the influx of foreign low quality posters, GRPP (German Replies Per Post) became the true metric.
>>68223746
I never once turned a movie off halfway through.
I think you lost your ability to appreciate to be honest.
RPP on its own is pretty meaningless. You need to include sub replies as well.
>>68223686
Make a Sopranos thread
>>68223806
If I'm still bored after 30-45 minutes I don't see the point in continuing. That's just masochism.
Those 45 minutes are a sunk cost. You don't get them back by wasting a further 45 minutes of your precious time.
>>68223782
Thats a quite funny idea.
>>68223810
Thats icky and too easy.
>>68223754
sorry friend replace faggot with buttpirate
>>68223746
hehe neat but thats not the kind of thread you get replies on /tv/ for
Post your prediction for the first couple of matches.
answer my question you rude cunts
>>68223741
>>68223944
same
>>68223958
i guess everyone has a favorite bundes club but thats it
nothing religious
>>68223944
1-0
0-2
1-1
0-0
>>68223741
Austrians do, not sure about Poland and der Schweiz
>>68223979
is it more popular on tv than their respective domestic leagues?
>>68224028
hard to tell, i never been there alot
and don't know anyone very well
>>68223944
2-0
0-4
2-1
1-1
>>68223741
>Do Austrains, Swiss and Poles watch Bundesliga
Yes. In order or popularity Austria>Switzerland>Poland.
>religiously
For the most part no.
>>68224009
>0-0
Why? England genuinly have a good offense now. The other likely result is a 2-1 or a 2-0 maybe. Or do you think the tournament setting will get to them?
>>68224109
We have too much offense. Rooney guaranteed to start. And yes the pressure of a major tournament.
Sanches on
>>68223741
A majority of Austrian and Swiss football fans follow the Bundesliga
Poles only support their countrymen who play in this league. They rather follow their own league iirc
>>68224109
>>68224305
>>68224024
thx guys
>>68223944
Postponed
Postponed
Postponed
Postponed
Because terrorists.
>>68223944
2-0
0-1
0-0
2-1
>>68225848
rude
>>68225401
best danish post in that shithole
reminds me of the old denmark
>>68225848
>>68225886
Kek.. wanted to go to bed but decided to open bundes one last time. Glad I saw this
>>68220592
damn!
>>68219382
I did my predictions in advance because I'm on vacation during the weekend.
Thanks for reading.
>>68220237
>rudemark
>>68225886
>>68217015
His wife died in December. Must be hard for their children.
>>68223944
good night
