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stuff that happened today:
aubameyang may or not be going to man city. some sources are saying he's in advanced discussions while other sources are saying there have been no discussions whatsoever.
neil lennon to hibs is imminent
emery could go to psg
spurs are in discussions to buy vincent janssen. about £12m
zamparini says spurs also want franco vasquez. he wants 25 million euros
koeman to everton is imminent
manure sign bailly
van aanholt signs a new sunderland contract
>de gay
Throw your caps lock on lad
i love trans lads
/bundes/ autists need to fuck off back to their containment thread
anyone else have some new /trans/ thread starter images that I can use, I only have 2
>>68223107
This to be very very honest
8th for spectrum
>>68223108
The GOAT 2bh
Tracer 2bh lads
Is there any denying that 21 & 22 Jump Street are the greatest comedies since Austin Powers?
also gladbach have signed christoph kramer from neverkusen
>>68223147
worst girl
>>68223149
>big budget American comedies
farts xD
>>68223143
All danes on /sp/ are fine except the /bundes/-autist, so if you're not him then hi friend, but if you are, please fuck off
>>68223108
We should make some OC based on current events like we usually do during /trans/ season. If that fails, just slap an anime girl on a football related image and call it OC.
>>68223176
>muh the guard
nahhhhhh
>>68223151
Just type BMG
>>68223208
>hating on Dr.
>Radja Nainggolan: Antonio Conte trying to persuade me to join Chelsea
Lads are Chelsea going to sign anyone?
>>68223208
I think it's the opposite
>>68223209
I agree. Give me ideas and I will give you OC in return
Like I'll literally make it right away
>>68223214
The guard and in Bruges are try hard shit and a disgrace to Irish cinema
>>68223219
just type borussia mönchengladbach you tool it's not difficult
Vestergaard to Gladbach should be done soon, as should Guerreiro to Dortmund.
>>68223237
Are you saying I'm not fine then?
>>68223226
mkhitaryan
38 days until the first clubs friendlies, stay strong guys
![brucey2116-100218[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdGJGF2.jpg "brucey2116-100218[1].jpg")
Who was your club's best and worst signing in the 2015/16 season?
>best
Sam Clucas
>worst
Either Nick Powell or Shaun Maloney
>>68223243
In Bruges is pretty fun desu, but it's not really a comedy imo
>>68223262
Is there anything that can stop them next season?
>>68223250
;^P
>>68223285
The Danish league begins around then
>>68223171
Shit post 2bh
>>68223208
seek help anon, it's not good for your health to accumulate hate like this
>>68223308
Gladbach, or Dortmund?
![483113722-chris-wood-of-leeds-united-in-action-during-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N9QpJ5k.jpg "483113722-chris-wood-of-leeds-united-in-action-during-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>>68223289
>best
Stuart dallas & Chris Wood
>worst
Will Buckley & Charlie Horton
>>68223289
>best
weigl
>worst
januzaj
>>68223324
I once went into a /bundes/ thread, and they mistook me for him... Som german weeb tried to do some anime roleplay with me, and it was absolutely sickening
How could I not hate?
>>68223238
Javi Martinez in a Liverpool kit, Zlatan in a utd, and Poop making it rain with arab money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qRjZ7pYdI
>>68223377
I was called "evil denmark" because I didn't post like a braind ead goldfish.
>>68223289
>Best
Clyne
>Worst
Benteke
>>68223289
>best
Martial or getting De Gea to sign a new contract
>worst
Memepiss
>>68223289
>best
Salah
>worst
Gyomber
>>68223377
>>68223431
lel
>>68223331
BMG (I won't type Borussia Mönchengladbach)
>>68223377
>>68223431
>>68223289
>best
Either Miranda or Perisic
>worst
Kondogbia for his price, Melo for the shittiness
>>68223370
except weigl was promoted from juniors iirc
not an actual signing
>>68223507
Well the answer for both is probably Bayern. Also I'm guessing Vestergaard will just replace Hinteregger, though he is definitely an improvement.
>>68223431
wtf me too... Must have been the same autistic german
>>68223561
No, he came from 1860.
>>68223561
he was signed from 1860 munich, desu
>>68223388
I'll do it, but it may take som time... Look for it in future threads
>>68223542
>Kondogbia
Lel, what happened to him? That move was hailed as a coup last summer.
>tfw watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94pQXrsuhYQ
The feels, lads.
>>68223568
I feel like this is Gladbach's year. :^)
>>68223597
>>68223602
damn true
based
>>68223289
>Best
Van Dijk
>Worst
Juanmi or Caulker
>>68223640
it was all a meme
>>68223648
I feel like they were meandering a bit under Schubert at times. They finished 33 points behind Bayern, even without the shitty start, they wouldn't have come close.
>>68223147
Whether or not I hate you depends on the next question;
Opinion on PharMercy?
>>68223640
People realised that being a one season wonder isn't actually useful in long term.
>>68223289
Bacca
Merdolacci
>>68223484
>not Dzeko
>>68223715
Phara is married to ???? and their daughter is D.Va?
>>68223658
>Caulker
so bad that Klopp immediately signed him up out of sympathy lmao
>>68223729
>dzeko better than salah
u wot m8
Omar Abdulrahman to a European club when?
>>68223799
i think he meant for >worst desu
>>68223799
worse than Gyomber senpai
Dzeko was supposed to be a key player and score loads of goals, nobody expected anything from Gyomber
>>68223285
Fucking euro 2016 get hype
gf to anon fc when??
someone red pill me on bailly
is he good?
all i know about him is that fuck up against >torres
>>68223310
>>68223147
BEST GIRL :3
>>68223830
>>68223837
I know, I was merely pretending lads
dzeko at least scored in both derbies and against juve
gyomber was literally worthless
>>68223888
Please don't use racist/rapist terms in /trans/
>>68223879
soon
>>68223888
Otamemedi pt II the >Mouyes edition
>>68223108
>>68223108
>>68223108
>>68223922
Who makes these?
Any news on the qt gf to me transfer? My sources understand that she will let her current contract run off in July.
>>68223108
GOAT thread pic coming through
>>68223888
hes like mangala but worse
good potential i guess
>>68223910
otamendi is much better
>>68223952
I heard she was signing with the BBC for Euro punditry
Get me hyped for the yuros lads I'm not feeling it yet
>>68223289
>best
if loans count Nelson Oliviera
>worst
Ryan Mendes or Kyle le dont show up and walk around pitch man
>>68224000
It's coming home
>>68223108
>>68224000
get into trans lad
>>68224000
terrorist attacks la
>>68223658
Caulker was worst by miles. Juanmi at least showed a few brief flashes of potential.
thoughts????
/trans/ is so bad. Thank God this sport barely ever stops
Alri, I have arrived.
>>68224011
underrated
>>68224127
>janko
>janko
>janko
>hector
>sagna
other than that you're good desu
>>68224127
''''''''''''European'''''''''''''' Championships
>>68224190
Janko scored 16 goals in 17 games this season m8, what u on about
>>68224190
>greentexting the based Strafraumkobra
>>68224228
>tfw remembering Adam Johnson is LITERALLY in jail
wew
>>68224163
alri
>>68223709
2bf Bayern is another division. And a top 4 finish would be possible, imo.
>>68224228
lel
I want to listen to some class tunes, but I can't find any. You lads know anything dench?
>>68224252
>>68224256
meme player who plays in meme leagues. although he had that one season in austria..
honestly i guess he is the best austria has
>okotie
>>68224267
Top 4 should be their aim, yeah. Probably just going to end up being Bayern -power gap- Dortmund, Leverkusen, Gladbach in some order.
>>68223289
Fuck you Steve Bruce and fuck you Mo Diame. (In all seriousness, good luck next year, the fans I met at Wembley were sound)
>Best
Forestieri, run close by Barry Bannan. Alex Lopez came good in the end too.
>Worst
Darryl Lachman, binned off to Cambuur on loan without playing a game. Aiden McGeady was disappointing.
>>68224228
Pretty good post desu
bayern won't win the league next season
they will win the champions
but not the league
>>68224318
I can see that happening too.
Shame Hertha petered out towards the end, they were probably never one of the four best teams but I've always quite liked them.
>>68224306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7tjaK3BqXE
>>68224327
how was hooper this season, nearly signed for forest but due to embargo we couldnt meet his wage demands, he looked pretty much invisible at wembley
>>68224429
Hertha just exhausted themselves. The cup semi final showed that perfectly.
>>68224306
What happens in Holland?
>>68224495
Our national team watching the euros apparantly
>>68224306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wpifScnTn0
>>68224318
RIP >Schalke
>>68224495
sweet refugee on refugee violence
O'Brien to Sunderland lads.
You heard it here first.
Only because it's the most boring story that you are likely to hear but hey.
>>68223948
Bored people.
>>68224517
>that Bild article today about Heidel and Weinzierl having to deal with the cold reality of working at >Schalke
I wonder if city are retarded enough to spend £55 million on aubameyang, a player they literally do not need, yet still keep kolarov and clichy as their left backs
>>68224474
He does well in spurts. He'll be in good form for a while and then tail off for a few games. Useful player to have but he does have a tendency to go missing. I'd have started Joao or Nuhiu at Wembley as Dawson and Davies are big physical defenders, bringing Hooper on from the bench.
>>68224495
Gabber ;_;7 RIP
>>68224527
literally who?
the full back from west ham?
>>68224527
Joey?
Sounds about right, Big Sam's a big fan.
>>68224267
alri alri
>>68223289
/dcfc/ here
>best
Nigel Pearson
>worst
Bradley Johnson
>>68224495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO2C1zzbRKA
Went to Feyenoord and didn't see this
>>68223369
Has stuaryt Dallas really been that good? Used to be play footy with him. He never seemed that good desu.
>>68224566
maybe not the answer to our problems then, with key players being injured all season we needed goals consistantly and the only reason we stayed up was because our defence decided to stop being utter shite for a season when we could've used them last season to keep us in first place
>>68224609
>keogh making so many mistakes
how do you even live with it all la
>>68224517
Thanks Austriabro
>>68223289
Best
Kirchoff for under a million quid. But most of our January signings were decent. Kone and Khazri of course.
Worst
N'Doye was only on loan so I might be tempted to say Borini. However at least Borini started games. I'm gonna plump for Lens. I feel like he could still be good but fuck knows.
>>68224574
>>68224588
Yup. out of contract now and with Yedlin returning to Spurs we need a RB. Not exactly like for like replacements but he could do a job.
>>68224631
I wouldn't be surprised if you were looking at someone like Grigg or that Lee Gregory at Millwall. Both look like they could step up, going down to L1 seems to have helped Gregory's game.
>>68223289
>best
Jeff
>worst
Elneny although I do like him
>>68224548
Link? Google is giving me shit.
>>68224680
we dont have a manager right now because we're run so badly so we can't approach players or try keep any from being signed by other clubs, total shit heap of a club in how we're run these days tbqh
we're supposedly looking at Grigg, Apostalos Vellios, Aluko, Faurlin, Oliveira on a perminant basis and a couple of league 1 and 2 midfielders who's names escape me but it's unlikely a deal can be done until we sort out our takeover and manager situation
>>68224759
http://bild.de/sport/fussball/schalke/weinzierl-droht-rumpel-start-46179288.bildMobile.html
>>68224676
>0 league appearances last season
>3 in all tournaments
>>68224766
Velios was the lad at Everton? He wasn't too bad from what I remember seeing of him there.
Faurlin would be a good signing for you provided he doesn't get injured again, in fact he'd be a great signing for most teams in the Championship.
>>68224844
>Velios was the lad at Everton?
Is that the one that supposedly fucked Moyes' daughter?
>>68224838
Never said it was a good signing, but makes sense. I think Big Sam had him at Bolton then at West Ham? Correct me if I'm wring marra
>>68224810
The ride never ends
>>68224844
We could do with a holding mid so i'm hoping we get faurlin for sure
Aye vellios was at everton, my gf is greek and her family still watch greek fooball and she says he lit the league on fire last season and was by far and away the best striker in the league
Here lads someone buy Benteke off us
>>68223739
Mercy and no, it's fanon.
>>68224887
Will they realise after this season that Tönnies is part of the problem?
>>68224921
Irish flags >>>>>>
>>68224934
Nah, not as long as Tönnies keeps on making that delicious meat.
>>68224933
>no, it's fanon.
I never had any hope of the contrary.
>>68223922
But Vardy HAS been offered a contract by Arsenal, he has been told by Woy and Co not to 'decide' until after Euros. But Vardy's wife already confirmed he accepted Arsenal's offer. It's just not been confirmed cause it'll just be cancer from the media over it.
Higuain to Liverpool is bollocks of the highest order. Ibrahimovic to United could be on, we have to wait till 30th. PEA to City is bollocks though.
>>68223879
never
![QPQOR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UUssQ9g.jpg "QPQOR[1].jpg")
>>68224956
>>68224921
Still GOAT
![Tp7oy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xzax4du.jpg "Tp7oy[1].jpg")
>>68225078
Proud runner up
>>68225071
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68225025
>But Vardy's wife already confirmed he accepted Arsenal's offer
No she hasn't you dumb pig. Moaning about London traffic means she had to visit that confirms the OFFER is true. Nothing about a done deal.
this is boring, bye
>>68225114
kill me
>>68225025
>>68225139
Yeah, it's not like the Javi situation you tit
>>68224871
Thought that was Wilfried Zaha at Man United or does Moyes have this problem a lot?
>>68225025
>But Vardy's wife already confirmed he accepted Arsenal's offer.
>>68225078
What happens if the final is northern ireland vs south ireland?
>>68224997
Yeah. Can't hate Pharmercy. Great pairing desu.
>>68224956
>>68224921
Love stuff like this. Are the police in EYERLUND sending officers to help the '''''''''''''''''''threats''''''''''''''''''''''''''' that are going to pop up, just like Engurlund is doing?
>>68225172
Beans across Europe will be flicked for BorderBowl
>>68223922
Vardy to Arsenal isn't bollocks tbf.
May not happen but it's pretty much 100% a thing that's happening.
>>68225139
I'll believe it when he's signed a new deal with my Lester.
>>68225172
The Republic get BTFO
>>68225104
This is the winner t'bh
>>68225230
Well, it was a product of the time. Maybe another Germany dig this year? Or a stab at ISIS? Who knows
>>68225158
same, goodnight.
>>68225165
Both, I think. There was the Zaha rumour, but also one from his Everton days too.
>Sky Sports News HQVerified account @SkySportsNewsHQ Jun 7
>BREAKING: Arsenal have sensationally hijacked Tottenhams transfer of Vincent Janssen for a reported £23m but you're a fucking idiot for reading this #SSNHQ
>Meeting up with this rich girl from tinder
>Shes fat
Is it worth it?
>>68225328
dont enable fatties la
anyone else hoping that koeman massively flops at everton next season?
>>68225310
Go to bed Saoirse
>>68225328
What's the risk in just meeting up? Make her pay for everything. It's CURRENT YEAR after all
>>68225328
Nope, it's not like she'll give you any of the money
>>68225328
Get some nice meals out of it, she's gonna like a bit of grub.
>>68225359
>salty saints
>spend 50mil and sign 5 new players
>Guerreiro signing to be announced any day now
>now rumors about Kovacic
>Zorc talking about buying even more players
The fuck is going on at Dortmund?
>>68225328
I dunno are you paying for petrol?
>>68225328
How fat we talking?
>>68225391
I get the bus
>>68225387
Remember how Spurs were making it rain money just before the Bale transfer?
>>68225283
don't respond to my posts, thanks
>>68225402
ask her to send a car
>>68225387
To be fair they have made like 60 million from selling Hummels and Gündogan. And almost 20 from Hofmann, and selling Immobile. Tuchel's putting together his squad.
>>68225415
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68225413
>>68225387
You spend 100 million and youshould be winning the league
>>68225473
>normies on /sp/ learn a new phrase
>spout it at everything
Can you make a post without being a retard?
>>68225488
>falling for the sign all the players meme
Rookie mistake.
>>68225488
2009 called; they want their opinions back
>>68225488
>Rodgers spent 100 million and finished below Spurs a year after that quote
Liverpool is the gift that just keeps on giving.
![article-2621806-1D9705C800000578-354_634x448[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/20TDNkY.jpg "article-2621806-1D9705C800000578-354_634x448[1].jpg")
>>68225516
>>68225504
>>68225499
I could, but I worry about you Hans
>>68225413
Not happening.
>>68225467
Poor Hofmann, playing even less at Gladbach than he did at Dortmund.
Also Park, Subotic and Leitner are probably leaving, right?
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
>>68225557
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/how%20life%20spectrum/
This is a sad moment
even for /trans/ standards
>>68225604
me on the left
>>68225584
>Park, Subotic and Leitner
Most likely, yeah. Ramos might be going to China too. If Zorc has any sense, he should try and convince Park to move there too, they're paying big money for players with Asian passports.
>>68223289
>best
Kalinic
>worst
Tino Costa
>>68225595
>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN Belgium TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"
The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.
Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.
You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.
>>68225661
Stuff from tomorrow's kicker:
>Nach Guerreiro wird der BVB eine Pause einlegen. Aki: "Wir sind auf der Zielgeraden".
>Susi: "Das ein oder andere ist noch denkbar"
>Der Kader muss auch verkleinert werden: Park, Leitner, Kuba und Subotic sind erste Verkaufskandidaten
>Aki sagt zwar "all zuviel wird nicht mehr passieren" sollte Miki aber verkauft werden könnte nochmal richtig Bewegung reinkommen
Tl;dr translation: Dortmund won't do much after Guerreiro, unless Mkhi is sold. Park, Leitner, Subotic and Blaszczykowski are candidates for selling
>>68224766
aluko would be a good signing on a free
well, he would be if his knees hadn't exploded 4 years ago
oh, and the fact he manages to make the wrong decision nearly every single time
>>68225776
Aluko is the type of player who'd benefit playing off a really talented striker like Assombalonga imo, he seemed decent enough at Hull as a supporting player to Hernandez
>>68225773
Kuba ;_;
![LxIQeYR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2JKSkA8.jpg "LxIQeYR[1].jpg")
>>68225856
>white people
>gingers
>big cock
LOLOLOLOL
![7LeSYqv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dJcUHWx.jpg "7LeSYqv[1].jpg")
>>68225880
eh, that one's not as good
>>68225813
>he seemed decent enough at Hull as a supporting player to Hernandez
He got pushed out of that supporting role by Akpom first and then Diame when Akpom turned out to have attitude issues and got dropped. You could tell from Aluko's facial expression after the play-off final that he knew he was gone from the club.
>>68225879
>M-Muh BBC...
>Being this much of a cuck
>>68225854
There was some talk about Hertha wanting him a while back.
Or he could go back to Poland, then come back in a couple of years time to take on a youth coaching job, and death stare some youngsters into doing what he wants.
![JjBY4D4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c2s3wx8.jpg "JjBY4D4[1].jpg")
>>68225879
enjoy being at home scotland
>>68225895
No, but its fun to see a dig at grealish. Theres a lot of terrible ones
>>68225905
>yfw UK exits EU
>yfw Ireland goes bankrupt
>yfw Ireland rejoins Britain
>yfw glorious return to a unite British Isles
;_; Why would it happen? Why do you hate us? Cromwell was a cunt, I hate him. Come back to us, laddy....
>>68225915
Akpom was fucking terrible in his loan at Forest, didn't even make a single effort, used to just walk about the pitch and then had a massive falling out and was dropped from even the subs
>>68225926
>>68225932
>imblyinz
Enjoy not being ever to please a woman, if you ever get near to one, that is.
>>68225932
Nice carpet.
>>68225854
Tuchel will realize his mistake once the teenagers fuck up a 3 nil lead against Hamburg.
Hope he stays.
>>68225964
ha, wow. get off your old fellas computer child
Got loads more rare flags. Best be rationing them though
>>68225982
>if I keep telling myself I could do it, then I will!
>c-c-confidence
>le Austin Powers quote ;_;
Top kek.
>>68225982
>you
>living on the spectrum
Pick both
>>68226032
dont you want to know how it is?
![Hull+City+v+Huddersfield+Town+Sky+Bet+Championship+kyqRfiKrpgYl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s3jcnkG.jpg "Hull+City+v+Huddersfield+Town+Sky+Bet+Championship+kyqRfiKrpgYl[1].jpg")
>>68225957
Yeah, that was basically what happened at Hull, especially in the second half of the campaign.
If you need a crocked right back who will probably retire at just 31, then Hull let Ryan Taylor go as well.
>>68223963
This sums up the threads pretty well m8
>>68225929
>Kids, when I was your age I watched my father stab my mother to death.
>>68225328
Pics, we need to know if she's fat or thicc
>Ronaldo not in crippled-mode for Portugal
Is this their year?
so its the Irish to blame for those cheesy Liverpool banners then?
>Pjanic agreed personal terms with Juve
go bet your life savings on Juve winning the league now guys, you can thank me later
You have 5 seconds to name a disease more terrifying than rabies.
>>68226352
seems risky mate, might not
>>68226360
Well with Ebola you shit and puke blood, must not be fun
>>68226366
cheeky accy with PSG and Bayern and you are set for life
>>68226301
>unironically comparing Kyle "Can't Play For A Club Because Nobody Likes Him" Lafferty with Lewandowski
>>68226360
boneitis
>only 2 days left
Someone execute me for two days
>>68226360
Hillary Clinton
>>68226301
>image.jpg
>>68226360
alzheimers/parkinsons
>>68226360
Jackie Chan. No wait.
In all seriousness ALS. Or Ebola, or viral meningitis.
>>68226383
Yeah, but it's only on Africa, so far. Rabies is everywhere.
>>68226387
what pokeman badge is that?
>>68226386
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
>>68226360
bandwagoners
>>68226352
Italy is getting worse than Buyern
>>68226454
>buyventus
>>68226454
fucking Roma not even trying anymore, at least Napoli tries to keep theyr players or to sell them abroad
>>68226454
you know remember there was a time on sp when everyone called them
>Juvepool
its worked out for them but Liverpool is still terrible
>>68226405
>viral meningitis
Prognosis is relatively decent (in healthy individuals), well compared to all the others mentioned.
Rabies is basically fatal as soon as symptoms present themselves (apart from a handful cases where people have undergone a highly experimental treatment involving an induced fucking coma). You can also contract rabies without knowing it - i.e. you will only know it happened after symptoms manifest - i.e. you die.
Also, testing on mammals showed that rabies was tranmissible in areas of (albeit extremely) high concentrations of host animals (i.e. bat caves full of them) via urine particles in the air. So no bites. That's fucked up.
>nope
Flamengo
>Rafael Vaz signed from Vasco after contract expiry
>Réver to sign on loan until July 2017
Inter
>Ariel all but confirmed
>Surprise as centre-back Leandro Almeida arrived in Porto Alegre to sign on loan until the end of the year
Coritiba
>Former Celtic and Fenerbahce striker Colin Kazim-Richards set to sign in the next couple days after completing medical
>Negueba involved in swap deal for defensive midfielder Edinho from Grêmio
That's all for today folks, keep tuned for more transfers of overrated shit
>>68226360
The human race.
>>68226532
>you will never do vai-e-vem with a woman
>>68226514
the one where your muscles stop to function by the time you are 30 it's pretty terrible. You have your comlete mental faculties but your body slowly stops working untill it just shuts down. Pretty scary
>>68226544
oof that's edgy
