Ventura vs Jiminez
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
7. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
8. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
9. Reymond Fuentes (L) LF
Orioles
1. Adam Jones (R) CF
2. Hyun Soo Kim (L) LF
3. Manny Machado (R) SS
4. Mark Trumbo (R) RF
5. Chris Davis (L) 1B
6. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
7. Pedro Alvarez (L) DH
8. Francisco Pena (R) C
9. Ryan Flaherty (L) 3B
R O Y A L S
>It's an Ubaldo start
>>68204649
>it's a Yordano start
First team to 10 wins
Choo choo
>>68204726
That depends on which Yordano shows up today.
>>68204740
>still using that trip
For what purpose
>>68204726
We've had quite a few of those lately
However that was off of the Red Sox """"""bullpen""""""
We'll be 10-10 into extras after drips and DINGERS. First to use a position player loses.
>>68204782
Because YOLO and I can. May change to something else in a bit. Prolly next Indians series.
>>68204821
Don't
>>68204759
We don't have a time machine so we will be getting shitdano
>>68204785
hey friend, the Yankees have a good bullpen and are in last place
>>68204882
A chortle, and a (You)
Cheslor Cuthbert is a 10/10 baseball name.
Almost as good as Sicnarf Loopstok.
>2 quick outs
>"maybe he'll be OK this start, he looked like he was improving last time..."
>Single
>Suddenly can't throw a strike
fucking hell Ubaldo
>>68204977
This is best baseball name
>UBBaldo pitching
>striking out swinging
lol royals
Lol wow
Houdini does it again
>>68205064
UBBaldo is a wizard.
He's a shit wizard, but still a wizard.
His ERA would be over 10, otherwise.
Kim really is nick markakis.
Hyun-Soo Kim should play every day. No excuses.
M A N N Y
Kim just keeps hitting
Holy shit WE'RE drip dripping
>>68205094
He becomes useless when he runs out of MAGIC though, which is usually the 6th. A true Oriole.
fuckigng worthless royos
come on
mvp
There is really no reason for why the royals haven't DFA yordano
Gonna need all the runs we can get in this one.
Pity Davis couldn't get one.
p. good start imo
what the fuck is ventura even doing
HOLY FUCK
LOCAIN MVP
Oh my god.
holy fuck cain thank you
Damn nice catch
well Pedro, u tried
That replay from the left field angle was gold. Dude celebrating the HR watches Cain catch the ball and turns around towards the camera and just looks stunned
Fucking ROYMEMES you're supposed to fucking HELP us
god DAMN it
>>68205291
Go away fag
>>68205270
Well, I clearly see your point about Pedro after that double
>>68205362
I really don't get Bucks fascination with putting the worst defender out there when Ubaldo is pitching. Like if there is anyone who needs all the run prevention possible it's him
Machado is so slow that he had to dive for that
So now teams are even in "2 run saving circus catches."
Flaherty is the new plat glove
>>68205401
Guess he's betting on "Offense is best defense", which I can give him after that outbreak last inning.
We have too many hot bats and two of them are shit at fielding sadly.
Work gets busy and the Royals give up 4 in the 1st. Fucking Christ
>>68205485
it should have been 6-0 but locain stole one from over the wall
also welp
well how about that
That ball hit the building and the person inside looked out the window to see wtf happened
RYAN "THE WALKING MEME" "0 CAREER BASE HITS" FLAHERTY HITS IT TO EUTAW STREET
HOLY FUCK
Flaherty hitting dingers?
Oh my.
FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH
How the fuck does Hyun-Soo Kim do this?
Literally all of his hits look like lucky ground balls, but he somehow manages to get them consistently
>>68205557
He's batting .394
this wind is a royals fan
>>68205557
Meme magic
Also fuck that wind, and fuck you you pissy manlet cunt
Royals MVP: wind
Damn, I missed Flaherty's first career home run
>>68205685
*first career hit
Yordano would beat Machado's ass
Is >running on Pena a thing now?
>>68205711
Yeah I'm sure all 4 feet of him would really do some damage
>running on Pena
He's 2 for 2 now catching stealers right?
>>68205742
It should be. Second coming of Joseph, maybe.
>2 errors in 3 innings, UBBaldo pitching
>no runs allowed
what the actual fuck is this
>>68205765
They're quick though
Manny is ARoid's protege, and he been p gud at bantz. Manny wouldn't lose.
>>68205845
its royals when they have no meme magic
we are playing so bad it deserves OC
Ofc against Ubaldo is when Morales beats the shift
so it begins.
I want jimmy to go
>walking in a run
Of course.
No lead is safe with UBBaldo.
a ubaldo by any lead is just as shit
Good job Baldy
Right on schedule there's the other goon starter warming in the pen.
>>68206261
>Hating on the Vance
How can you hate someone with those goggles?
>>68206343
Never trust a Vance
lmao minor miracle
THE WIZARD
ONLY 1 RUN IN
HOLY SHIT
Holy crap we got out alive.
we should have 9 fucking runs desu fuck this offense
well frankly 1 run was the best case scenario
>>68206521
Ubaldo getting strikes and outs is in itself Orioles Magic
masn has the worst fucking music I've ever heard
Going on a beer run
What do I want for watching the Red Memes blow it later?
>>68206692
Hard liquor. Tequila would be nice.
Alternatively, if you're dead set on beer, I hear Heavy Seas makes some nice stuff.
>>68206692
Rum or white whiskey
>Hunter: "Baseball is very much a law of averages sport, right? So Ubaldo has to win tonight, and here's why. He has two wins. One on April 7th, one on May 7th. Today is June 7th."
>Boredick: "Yeah."
For fuck's sake MASN, give us back Gary and Jim. This is painful to listen to.
>>68206735
>>68206815
I'm good on hard stuff. Looking for a something for fun sipping instead of career sipping lol
>>68206939
I'm so glad I did not have to listen to this autism
>>68206939
He keeps calling Merrifeld Merriweather.
Gary 5 drinks in is more attentive
STOP LEAVING MEN ON BASE YOU FUCKS
I KNOW HALF OF YOU ARE MINOR LEAGUE SHITTERS BUT PLEASE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT HAS A 9 ERA OVER THE LAST SEVERAL GAMES
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medium lel
Why is Ventura still allowed to play?
Manny shouldn't have charged the mound like that, but my god.
>go watch soccer for one second
>turn back on O's game
>chimpout
FUCK
fuck off you unbelievable douchebag
FUCK I MISSED IT
Ventura with the 3 point takedown
ventura held his ground pretty well desu
why does ventura always do this shit
>trout
>donaldson
>machado
>lawrie
MANNY CHIMPS OUT AGAIN
blue jays fan visiting this thread
what did machado do? i missed it
>>68207414
Chimped out on a HBP
Ventura threw the first punch, too. Fucking dirtbag.
webm when?
Well that punch just awakened me
I AM BACK BITCHES!!!
>>68207453
>letting someone get the first punch when they charge the mound
top cuck
>that made yordano ventura feeel pretty good
I told you Yordano would beat Machado's ass
Manny has decent striking and takedown ability
He is now being rumored to be fighting Brock Lesnar at UFC 200
the roylels are cancers to mlb
end the kansas shitty menace
>Chien-Ming Wang is still in the majors
Seriously?
Neutral /nesn/ watching the fight on MLB network here. Just jumping in to say hi.
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>>68207535
>getting taken down by a manlet
>>68207534
Citation needed
>>68207469
Mah nigga. Welcome back
>>68207685
Pretty Solid right
>>68207698
Good to be back, work sucks
Was that replay of Manny talking to Ventura earlier in the game?
>>68207685
Glad Manny got a good shot in. Ventura could do nothing, what a bitch.
odds that Manny gets more games than Odor did?
>>68207761
Yea
>>68207602
This guy shitpost every Royals thread.
>>68207787
Odor did nothing wrong
>>68207787
Nil. The slide by Bautista wasn't even particularly dirty - last season it wouldn't have even been against the rules. Odor just wanted to punch someone.
Ventura clearly was trying to hit Machado, multiple times, and he threw the first punch after Manny charged the mound, to boot.
TRUMBOMB
>>68207685
He hit yordano's arm
>>68207891
He charged the mound, what the fuck would you do? Let him hit you?
GET FUCKED, ROYALS
WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA THROW AT TRUMBO NEXT?
DAVIS TOO
HAHA GET FUCKED ROYALS
holy shit
boom
kys royals
>doyals
GET FUCKED ROYALS SHIT FUCKS
DINGERS FOR THE DINGERS GOD
WINS FOR THE WIN COLUMN
Just dropping in to say fuck the Royals, go O's
God I love Mark Trumbo
6 earned for that little cunt
B2B!!!
>>68207960
Sam's cock fan club.
>>68207685
He whiffed hard
Do we have a Trumbo meme?
>>68207815
but the box score says Manny only had one other at bat and it was a double. Was it a ground rule double?
hey guys i don't mind to disrupt this super cool game thread but the end of my post has repeating digits, colloquially referred to as "doubles"
also the royals are gay and if you like them you are gay no bully
>>68208050
no unless trumbomb counts
Why are the Orioles so fucking based?
>>68208067
Nevermind I see he flied out to left
>>68208050
Nothing too much yet. Cruz didn't have too much either besides MISSILES
>0 days since last race war in Baltimore
>>68208294
>Race war
>Literally two spics wrasslin
>>68208294
kek
>>68208050
TRUMBO
BUMBO
BOMB
>>68208356
>welcome to Baltimore
So who won the fight?
That was a shit throw buy Manny tbqh surprised he didn't get in more fights while living in favelas
>>68208422
O's did after getting 3 more runs from it, desu
>>68208422
>punches landed by Ventura: 1
>punches landed by Machado: 0
>>68208460
>buy
Where's the webm cunts?
>>68208422
Nobody won the fighting part of the fight, but Orioleslook to be btfoing the Royos in the overall fight (game).
>>68208523
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Manny%20Machado%22&src=tren
>>68208422
Ventura was planning that since the 3rd inning and the best he could come up with is a bad takedown, so he takes a big L there
>>68208504
thanks for the (you) kid
tfw trumbo gets busted for PEDs before playoffs
>>68207895
fucking rekt that manlet cunt
I've got that round scored 10-9 to Ventura. If we get a round 2 it's sure to be exciting
>>68208501
Did you see the first punch Machado threw? Hit him right in the jaw senpai
FLOP
>>68208671
>Whiff punch
>Got him right in the jaw!
HAHAHAHAHA
ROY LELS BTFO
cuck fuck strike 3 bitch
LOLOLOLOLOL
BEST STRIKEOUT ALL TIME
>ROYALS
>>68208702
They showed the other angle on MLB network. He got him m8
>>68208501
He got him on the ground in a lock though
>>68208584
plz dont even joke
>>68208501
ventura landed nothing
>>68208731
They showed the other angle on the royals broadcast. He clearly missed
a fight between two of the biggest douchebags in baseball, surprised it didnt happen sooner
they should both get 30 game suspensions just because the game will be better off without their obnoxious antics
>>68208748
First punch was thrown and landed by Ventura. Machado whiffed on a punch that probably would've killed Yordano. Yordano realized this and went for the takedown. Benches clean it up.
holy fuck this is a fun ass game lmao
stop. they're already dead
How long until the benches clear again? The Royals must be salty as fuck right now.
cum all ova dem royal faces
>>68208818
It could be worse
>>68208818
Last game of the regular season series is tomorrow.
I think they'll pull a page from >rags and start shit
anyone got a webm of the tussle
>>68208857
Yes. Punch goes in front of his face, nearly killing him
>>68208932
Vid here lad
http://m.mlb.com/video/v786724883/kcbal-benches-clear-after-machado-hitbypitch
ventura needs to be sent down to AAA like right fucking now
start dillon fucking gee over him i dont care
Machado is such a fucking faggot.
After Schoops bullshit spike yesterday retaliation was a given. a man would have laughed it off. A subhuman favelanigger would have chimped out like Machado did
>>68208943
so you are still saying, that manny did not contact ventura. He definitely made fist to face contact with some force. They showed it from 3 different angles on MASN. I don't know why you are arguing otherwise.
Is Givens elite?
>>68208850
> 2015 was over 10 years ago
who gives a shit. be good now.
Pussy ass punches by both of them tbH
t. rags fan
>>68209077
Super elite
>>68209033
>implying this wasn't ventura acting like his usual cunt self
the royals are sub-human scum. fuck you and your band of hayseed shit kicking twats
>>68209023
Yes please. He did better after they did that to him last year.
>>68209033
>After Schoops bullshit spike yesterday retaliation was a given
LOL what nigger? The runner HIMSELF said he knew there was no intent.
Ventura's a faggot.
>>68209033
only a moron would think what schoop did was on purpose.
and manny is definitely a whiner, but he was in the right on this one.
ventura is the subhuman pos in this story
Told you he missed
>>68209077
He shook off the bad outings in April and is solid af, I trust him now.
Now Bundy....
All I got to say is that last year in MLB was way too peaceful.
>>68209157
>>pausing before contact.
holy shit dude.
>>68209121
I really don't think any other royals players besides ventura are even close to as bad as him. The only other time other players get into shit is when they are forced to defend ventura as he is their teammate
>>68209157
It didn't hit him squarely, but it clearly made contact shortly after that frame.
>>68209157
Here's your (You)
Why don't people throw bats back at the pitchers when charging the mound? If they can hit you with a ball you should be allowed to hit them with a bat. It's only fair that both people can use weapons.
>>68209271
Manny tried that a couple years back. Didn't work
>>68209239
This.
Maybe Volquez and Herrera. The position players seem chill.
>>68209255
>Here's your-
Get out.
>>68209231
His wrist is level with his face in that frame aka "hit him straight in the jaw" if you're from baltimore
oh lord. those asians and the umbrellas
>>68209316
fuck off and enjoy your (you)'s
>>68209316
Sorry, you're (You)
My god. Manny is such baby dicked little bitch.
I think we need those smug Manny gifs to accompany all this salt ITT
>KC Chimping out
My, my, what a surprise.
>>68209490
(You)
>>68208961
thanks m8
>>68209548
>smug
Then why do you like him if he's not only a bitch but a smug bitch.
>>68209590
How long you been a royals fan?
>>68209548
>>68209579
You mean the pitcher defended himself when the mound got charged by an upset little girl? Yeah, bad KC.
>>68209654
HA HA.
Little bitch using a weapon to attack manny like a pussy.
I fucking hate pitchers that throw at hitters these days. They know most people don't charge the mound anymore, they do it because they think its a safe way to hurt someone.
FUCK OFF KC KEK
>>68209633
Thanks m8
I think there's another one from the Pirates series a few years back, he does a tosser while shaking his head.
>>68209730
>weapon
Pitchers have always pegged hitters, Jeff Montgomery was notorious for it in the 90's, for example.
https://twitter.com/nick_pants/status/740351700960059392
>>68209840
kek
>>68209840
gonna find your real identity senpai
>>68209840
Hola reddito
>>68209548
so much gold out there right now
i came here to laff at roylels
>>68209757
>>68210003
Lel wot a cheeky cunt
>>68210059
That's the one, thanks m8
well gg orioles thanks for exposing ventura for us so he can get the fuck out of our rotation
>>68209823
oh i'm all for it back then because people charged the mound all the time back in the 90s. There's not enough mound charging these days.
What a game
Gg Royals, should be fireworks tomorrow. This isn't over yet, I'd think.
Memechado is a fucking disgrace.
How fucking typical of a Baltimorean thug to go about and attack someone because they made a slight error.
So what if Venture accidentally hit Memechado? He obviously meant nothing by it, but of course Memechado has to go on an OBVIOUSLY steroid-fused rampage thereafter.
In all honesty, despite it being an accident, it was obvious that Little Man-ny deserved it.
Disgraceful. Disgusting. Deplorable. Typical.
As I expected and always expected from Baltimore thugs. Hope he's suspended for a month tbqh with you Joe.
>>68210200
T'was a pleasure
Tomorrow should be wild
FLAHERTY INTERVIEW
SOMEONE CAP THIS
>>68210005
fuckin lulz
>>68210251
Shouldn't you be getting ready to be btfo by the jints
>>68210251
This deserves an extra large (You)!
>>68210251
(You)
>>68210251
top bait
Well GG Oreos. Maybe now they will send ventura off to Ohmha. I been saying it for a while now.
I've given up on Ventura. His control is shit and he will never pan out to what people want him to be. Done with his worthless ass by now.
>>68210384
Needs to be done. To work on his stuff and his ego
>>68210448
It worked last year. Granted he hadn't even left for Ohmha before they were calling him back because of injuries but still he was better after that.
What do you guys think is trumbo just a meme or what. Is there a chance we get him for another season?
>>68210861
LOL no
I hope so, but doubt it.
https://twitter.com/nick_pants/status/740351700960059392/photo/1
>>68204429
So this went well.
>>68218841
really, really well tbqh
