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Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>A recent Snapchat video by Miami Heat's Hassan Whiteside shows Dwyane Wade uttering "He's coming back" after game 2 of the NBA Finals, while he appears to be texting on his phone
>Said snap has then been deleted
I can't believe Cleveland is favored by 1 right now.
free money
>>68162275
ramadan mubarak brothers may allah guide the cavaliers to a championship
I honestly believe curry and the warriors are going to 5peat
you better learn how to enjoy curry because curryposting will be here for a loooong time
seriously guys please help me find the image where a dog has cum on his face and looks at the camera with a sad look on its face
i keep typing "cumshot on dog" and similar shit in google and it keeps showing me these beastphilia disgusting websites plus im starting to think it will save some embarassing cookies on my pc.
I love watching Cleveland lose miserably. That shithole city deserves nothing but misery.
Thank you based Curry
>>68162280
for real though I think Love would be an excellent fit on this Dubs team, play him at 4 in base and 5 during smallball and they'd thrive
pick/pop with Dray and a fully realized KLove would be filth
>mfw LeBron doesn't win one fo da land
>>68162275
Excellent op
>>68162315
>i keep typing "cumshot on dog" and similar shit in google and it keeps showing me these beastphilia disgusting websites plus im starting to think it will save some embarassing cookies on my pc.
>>68162312
>>68162317
quality posts, thanks for making /nba/ great again! the good guys won
>>68162332
Why would they go for Love when they could get Ryan Anderson for less who would basically be the same player as Love in that kind of role?
>>68162315
>i keep typing "cumshot on dog" and similar shit in google and it keeps showing me these beastphilia disgusting websites plus im starting to think it will save some embarassing cookies on my pc.
TYBE
>>68162332
that no-defense shitter has zero place on the warriors
>>68162315
>not using bing
Gonna be honest, when the Heat were dominating there lots of fun content and shitposting but Warriors just ain't the same. I'm missing 2013
>>68162275
HAKEEM~!
>>68162380
put him on a center/non-stretch-player and he'd thrive senpai, just gotta let him realize his potential
kerr's a wizard at that shit too
>After the Cavalier's game 2 loss of the NBA Finals, there seems to be turmoil brewing about
>An insider reports passive-aggression between the team members, particularly with the star point guard Kyrie Irving, and the streaky scorer in JR Smith
>In the midst of all of this, LeBron appears to remain silent
warriors next season
barnes out
ezeli out
kevin love in
kyle singler in
>>68162405
Looks like The Queen LeBitch has checked out... again. Where will the pussy take his "talents" to this time?
>>68162405
pressure makes diamonds, the Cavs will come out of this motivated and ready to play
Cavs sweep the memes in 6
>>68162405
do you have a source or do people here just make up articles to discuss
what ever happened to the LeGod mode theme?
>>68162390
the difference is the fanbase. everyone knows that the GS "fans" are trolling faggots and have posters have decided to ignore them for the most part. Heat fans are banwaggoners too but they never had the same sense of entitlement.
>>68162405
great leadership lequitter
>>68162417
if only there were 8 games to play.
If there were, warriors would sweep in 7 :^)
>>68162417
Too bad it's the wrong type of pressure and the wrong people being pressured. JR Smith and passive aggressive bullshit will probably tick them off more than motivate them.
>>68162417
>pressure makes diamonds
my dik is diamonds from the Cavs losing by 50 over the last 2 games
>>68162405
I thought JR Smith had been kidnapped before game 1. Did the authorities finally find him? I'm sure his family is worried sick.
>>68162226
Spurs are a great dynasty
>>68162417
>pressure makes diamonds
>>68162461
>were
fixt dat fo u famalam
>>68162414
Why would they want a player made of glass
The question is
When does Lebrun come to the lakers?
Thats what's going to happen.
>>68162390
warriors fans are people shitposting to be contrarian and harry who is too retarded to make anything funny. they don't actually like the warriors except as a projection when they beat lebron who they hate. in fact all curry hype is just all the lebron hate piled up in the past 5 years.
heat fans were people genuinely excited for a dynasty and trying to appreciate greatness. sure there were a ton of bandwagons as well but it wasn't based on repressed hatred like warriors fandom is (they hate lebron).
>>68162304
Are we going back in time again?
>>68162417
Yeah and it also bursts pipes too.
So who is getting the final mvp? Cavs is so shitty that klay/curry deserve it just for beating okc
>>68162480
Why leave a finals contending team for a lotto shit team?
Lebron can do it I believe that he will win
>>68162480
Letravel won't come to the west because then nobody on the east would want him back after he gets blown out by the dubs in round 1 of the playoffs
>>68162304
So glad I wasn't the only one who caught that.
He deleted that shit faster than a motherfucker, I tried replaying it and it was already gone.
>>68162480
>implying we want a 2-5 loser
pass
>>68162481
pls stop projecting, buddy. just because chris bosh mite actually b dead doesn't mean warriors fans are memes t b h
>>68162470
TYBE
Anyone still have faith or are we done with the season?
>>68162487
Draymond is probably gonna win it. Klay and Curry have been trash both games so far
>>68162281
Waiter this pasta is stale.
Lebron need to buy ASA akira for the night and pass her around the locker room she is amazing girl
>>68162488
Because it's the lakers. It's la. It's not Cleveland. All he has to do is get them to the playoffs. They have talent and another high lotto pick.
He's going to the lakers
>>68162506
We /DRAFT/ now
>>68162495
>Letravel
subtle yet to the point in today's modern idiom
>>68162487
draymond green
but honestly I still think curry will get
>>68162507
Nah it's going to be Iggy. Steph had back to back MVP, it would only be fitting for Iggy to get back to back FMVP as well
>>68162304
>d wade hangs out with Whiteside
D wade is so cool
>>68162501
>pls stop projecting
>uses a trip on an anon site
ironical
lebron isn't leaving, he will retire on the cavs win or lose. he isn't a ring chaser anymore, there's a reason he came back. he realized rings dont mean shit if you can't win where you started.
jesus you memelords dont understand anything. do you think if he wins another ring in another team it will change the narrative about him? people will just say OH it doesn't matter since he was ring chasing.
its better if he loses over and over in the finals because atleast he can repair his ring chasing narrative
>>68162496
oh shit hahaha, please be true. I want Whiteside to sign with my team but if he stays in Miami and Brony goes back that would be even better for the lol's
>>68162304
>Whiteside pulling a D'Angelo
not a good look when he's an UFA
>>68162506
Looks about over with
>>68162519
That "hey its the lakers" dhit doesn't work anymore. They're just a shit team. If you're gonna use it as an excuse to go to LA well Clippers are on bettet condition than Lakers atm so they'd be a better selling point
>yfw curry wants to win fmvp so bad he tries to statpad by chucking 30 shots a game and costing his team the series
>>68162513
He needs Anri Okita.
>>68162540
<3 love you!
>>68162549
Fake, it's just some guy samefagging to make it true
>>68162534
>draymond green
You're joking.
>>68162544
>2-5
>repair
lipstick on a pig
>>68162571
>anri okita
mah nigga
I hear she speaks okay english too.
how cool would it be if Lebron, cp3 and wade get together and still loses in the finals against Gsw
>>68162585
people will forget 2-5 in time. except maybe you but i dont think he cares about you.
>>68162599
people still haven't forgotten about
>18-1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCOQ-qQIPw
remember when lecoon said this
hHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>68162599
jerry west pls leave
See ya guys, it's been fun but I can't handle this disappointment anymore. League needs to get its shit together and make the finals evenly matched.
>it's a casual viewers who only watch the playoffs coming to /nba/ general writing essays nobody is gonna read episode
Lebron will team with MJ da goat in Charlotte to take down curry.
https://twitter.com/rayp_photos/status/739646465765605376
>>68162615
>mfw /nba/ believed it
>>68162599
they'll forget it when it becomes 2-6, 2-7, 2-8....
>>68162554
Well legacy, weather, solid young team, lotto pick again. Clippers already have talent.
No way Lebrun is staying in Cleveland. He's a bitch like that
>>68162635
it was true when he said it though. it changed this season obviously
>>68162593
Too bad she'll never fuck anyone not Japanese and is now retired. Ruins my immersion.
>>68162615
He is the best player in the world.
>tfw westbrook is at home listening to taylor swift right now
he should be in the finals reeeeeee
>>68162598
Fuck Wade
>>68162615
So scripted its like.a wwe promo kek. Shit is faker than wwe now too. Good going, silver. Fucking silver what the fuck kind of Jew name is that. Not silverberg, just fucking silver
>>68162637
let's not get ahead of ourselves here
do we really expect lebron to even last another 2 seasons, let alone 3?
>>68162632
He's coming home
>>68162652
>cloppers
>>68162647
lebron pls get off the internet and prepare for game 3
>best player on earth
I'm glad the Steph Curry is the best player in the world meme has stopped since he's disappeared in the playoffs.
>>68162622
The real finals with Thunder vs Warriors was pretty evenly matched. It's a shame they still feel it's necessary for there to be a west vs east exhibition match though.
>>68162439
>sense of entitlement
this is it for me, i think. my hatred for GSW started with the fans and their insane sense of entitlement. all the new fans started parroting >muh championship drought when in reality that's completely irrelevant. cleveland has not only had a longer drought, but is a far shittier place to live. a big reason why the drought matters less for the bay is that at the end of the day, you're still in the bay. SF, berkeley, and parts of oakland are reasonably nice. in cleveland, almost everything sucks, a river was once on fire, and nothing good comes from there. fuck warriors fans.
>>68162669
this would actually be interesting, but again, lebron isn't going to go to the west. Maybe if he does it right after this season ends, learns from pop, and goes back to miami/da land for the season after and creates strategies for the coaching staff so they can go ring chasing again.
>>68162683
Curry torched the thunder though.
Why was lebron a GOAT last finals series and now he's playing like shit? Is it cause he's older?
>>68162683
Curry torched the portland trailblazers tho.
>>68162669
If he were to take the biggest pay cut of his life (not in a million years) him on that spurs team could legit win some titles
>>68162704
last year he didnt have those two scrubs irving and love
Lebron needs to bench those two and do it himself
>>68162704
it's because he literally carried the team last finals and this time they tried doing kerr one better by using his ball movement style against him. The thing is the ball movement style only works if you pass it to a player that can actually make the basket.
>>68162642
>it was true when he said it though
he shot like 36% in that series and was jacking up 40 shots a game, do you also think Kobr was the best player of his time?
YOU SEE WE GOT THE POWER TO TURN BACK TIME
THAT CHIP YOU MISSED LET'S JUST GO BACK AND FIND
AND LET'S GO BACK AND CHOOSE SOUTH BEACH INSTEAD OF THE LAND
AND MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE SOME MORE RINGS ON YOUR HAND
SEE, THAT'S THE POWER TO TURN BACK TIME
>>68162683
Curry torched your mom though
>draymond green fans
>AP reporting Kevin Love out for games 3/4
WE DID IT BREHS WE DESTROYED THE LELBRON MEME
>i dont think the cavs are gonna sweep in 6
>>68162704
The offense isn't running thru him as much this year
>>68162726
10/10 i read it in bon jovi's voice and everything
>>68162704
He has always been a pass first player and this year he is passing to two scrubs who are missing every shot this year
>>68162704
Six straight finals appearances is going to wear anyone down. That's at least sixteen extra games every year and as many as twenty-eight, not including practices. That many extra reps takes its toll, especially on a guy who is 6'8" 250 and over 30 years old.
>>68162720
yes, he was still the best player, but the warriors were the better team.
this year it's obviously different but lebron's years are past him.
Kevin Love
11 PPG and 8 RPG on 37% shooting
Max contract
Kyrie Irving
18 PPG with 2.5 APG and 3 turnovers per game on 33% shooting
Max contract
Tristan Thompson
9 PPG and 9 RPG on 42% shooting
Max contract
>>68162739
fantastic news for cavs. finally give mozgod a run
IMO lebron plays with too many scrubs, he needs to just take over the next game. even if he loses he'll atleast prove something to those faggots that they need to step it up.
>>68162766
>Kevin Love
>11 PPG and 8 RPG on 37% shooting
>Made of glass
>Max contract
Ftfy
>>68162712
>Curry torched the portland trailblazers tho.
he hardly played that series
>>68162775
He did that last year and broke records
>>68161784
I doubt theres any other Hornets fan around tho, senpai which is why I never bring up discussions about them. I also usually only frogpost to keep the Hornets posting alive
I have sources inside the NBA telling me the Higher ups have a Lebron game 7 victory planned. The city of Cleaveland is preparing an bid for the olympics and has paid $150 million for the NBA championship to be thrown to help the bid (all the money will be earned back via gambling). This goes really deep and some of the money is moved through Panama, my buddy inside said they are essentially in panic mode because they're not sure if the next wave of leaks will involve this money.
>>68162775
He's a human, he's tired of this shit. Prolly thinking that it's better to retire soon before his body turns to jelly from the physical damage.
>tfw Warriors almost traded Klay Thompson for Kevin Love
wew
>>68162739
How is he such a pussy? Austin Rivers took a way harder hit than that and returned to play like an absolute madman. Why are the cavs such soft bitches?
>>68162578
weird way to spell "i have not watched the games"
let this sink in
>MJ
HAS GONE TO THE FINALS 6 TIMES AND WON 6 OF THOSE APPEARANCES
>KOBE
HAS GONE TO THE FINALS 7 TIMES AND WON 5 OF THOSE APPEARANCES
>LEBRON
HAS GONE TO THE FINALS 7 TIMES AND LOST 5 OF THOSE APPEARANCES
lebron is /nba/'s guy
>tfw Warriors fan from the bay but been a lebron fan for a long time
I feel bad, I was hoping for a real finals where the dubs won but lebron really showed his GOAT talents. fucking kyrie and love are just chokers i can't believe this. this is gonna tarnish our win too because it's gonna be so unmemorable and bland.
Lifelongs here saluting our based ally: The GS Warriors.
Go Team!
Go Curry!
>Kobe fans desperately attempt to pretend Kobe is a GOAT because he got carried
>>68162800
That's strange, my sources inside the NBA tell me that Silver have warriors sweeping in 6. Curry is going to hit a game winner in 3, only angering lebron for a game 4 televised murder. Then it all comes back to the (oak)land where curry, klay, and green all go off for 30+ each, and lebron has to sit out the second half due to cramps. Apparently he is being advised to create a farewell speech as he will be going to miami again soon after.
>mfw when I realize Da Land LeBron is winning one for is OAKland, not CLEVEland.
Reminder even the cockshits won a game against the Warriors
Reminder the Cavs will get swept and be the only team to not take a game from the Warriors in these playoffs
>>68162848
based
>>68162865
but that was because curry was injured.
>>68162683
Cavs are such a joke that he doesn't need to do anything
>>68162843
>Warriors fan
>I feel bad
>I was hoping
>lebron GOAT talents
>this is gonna tarnish our win
>gonna be so unmemorable and bland
fuck off Lebron KUCK false flaggot
>>68162861
But he won 2 for OAKland.
Post yfw Leandro Barbosa wins finals MVP
how depressing I'm still on 4chan
even tensnake and misa got a life before me
>>68162865
that game was a fluke tho. gsw without curry and klay heroing ball like a cunt
but yeah still embarrassing for the cavacucks
>>68162315
was it autism?
>>68162649
then maybe him and durcant shouldn't have been playing heroball and chucking up bricks for 3 straight games
>hey guys lets keep doing what we been doing to get into this 3-1 position
>nah lets play heroball now we can't lose anyway
like seriously they deserved it
>>68162887
>misa got a life
>>68162704
Love and Irving are trash and the Cavs think they can outshoot Gws by copying their play style
>>68162859
Very weird, my sources say Pop was gonna devise a secret master plan for the Cavs on the down low to destroy the warriors in 6
>>68162879
I appreciate good players and i'm not a cocksucker bandwagoner like you.
>>68162837
Duncan went to 6 finals and won 5
>>68162504
>>68162470
>>68162919
we're talking top 10 players ever
Guess I'll save my Lelbron OC for next season
>>68162739
This might actually be a good thing. Love has been spotty on offense and a liability on defense, maybe switching it up will help.
>>68162917
>I appreciate good players
>>68162932
Which he is
>>68162912
even weirder, my sources say Blatt devised a secret master plan for the dubs on the down low to destroy lebron in 5
>>68162932
hahahhahahahhahaha knew it was a delusional Kobe fan thinking he's better than duncan
>>68162652
Wade is the best out of those 3 though
that opening song of the sopranos is fucking great
>>68162739
MADE OF GLASS
A
D
E
O
F
G
L
A
S
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who /lightyears/ ahead here
>>68162941
Well Blatt was going to take an assistant job with them before becoming the Cavs head coach...It all makes sense now.
>>68162947
>being mad because i posted the actual goat order
>>68162941
Hmmm very fishy. My source indicated that Donovan was quote "throwing his hat in the ring to destroy the meme team for the cavs in 7"
>>68162929
>debating the accomplishments of these celebrities who will never acknowledge in a scripted entertainment show
Sports fans are literal autists
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
13. hes a closet fag
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
18.got outscored by Jason Terry in an entire finals series
>>68162990
I think shit teams should be allowed to pick one great player from any team to go to their team.
So where will Lebron take his talents next season?
>>68163003
Da big o'l women place
>>68162975
>get rekt in regular season
>devise plan for the team that rekt you so they can rek the team that also rekt you
I don't think donovan is that dumb, might want to check with your insider sources
>>68163009
>implying he isn't salty about the warriors series
>>68163002
Then Lebron would have been on 19 teams within his career
>>68163002
Nice try Lebron
Reminder Lebron scored zero points in the 1st quarter
i wanna hear LeBetaFags meme your way out of that advanced stat
>2-4
>advanced zero points in the 1st quarter
i wish a nigga would
>>68162979
I hope Ernie lives forever
You know, in hindsight, wouldn't it have been better to keep the coach who actually has been exposed to the Warriors? What if he was trying to pull a Pop and actually had adjustments prepared for this year's Finals? Now the Cavs have to start from scratch with Lue because there's no way in hell Blatt is going to give them the notes that he probably took.
>>68163013
no, i'm saying that donovan isn't so dumb as to give a team that rekt them in the regular season a plan to defeat a team that eliminated them in the playoffs. It's like accepting some candy from a tard and the wrapper is gone and there is lint stuck to the side.
>>68163039
Why do you post so many nani sores?
>>68163049
blatt is a shit coach and this playoffs has proven it. any team could have battered the east.
the warriors just got way better this year, if cavs want to improve they should trade love for someone who isn't ball dominant
>the only time Lebeta won a championship was with a stacked team on half a season and a miracle shot
>>68163049
Lebeta didn't want Blatt because he was a Jew so instead of Cleveland hiring a real coach they settled with Lue because he's buttbuddies with Lebeta.
>>68163055
muh dick
>>68162815
>>tfw Warriors almost traded Klay Thompson for Kevin Love
no, they didn't "almost" anything, it was the timberwolves who pitched the idea to GS, GS laughed in their face. the media rode GS's backs demanding why they turned it down and made it out to be the biggest blunder in sports history.
>>68163068
>Legod haters so mad they ignore 2012
anyone play forza 6 add me
>>68163081
I shit on LeBron.
you now remember that stupid 216 meme /nba/ came up with to try and meme magic the warriors.
lmao how's that working out for you /nba/? i'll wait for your detailed response
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68163086
My Forza 6 livery right now is the Lebron crying face on the hood with 2-5 written on the side of the car
I've been rammed plenty of times in the rear by people butthurt over it
>>68163070
>sports
is this the lelbron 2016 remix?
THERES LITERALLY ANONS ITT THAT HAVE A LELBRON FOLDER BUT WILL NEVER ADMIT IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
mustard on the beat holla at me
We literally cannot lose! We out here! I'm glad most members of /nba/ have joined this broship so we can all experience winning together. /nba/ truly is turning a new corner and cannot be wrong.
>>68163134
We out here
>>68163134
>>68163143
7KT until the day I die
>Cavs have to win 4 out of 5
I's literally over already lmao i suggest you you do the right thing and just leave to save face
should i get overwatch lads?
>>68163161
I would but I only have a mac )):
>>68163148
>claiming defunct 1 person fagships that got doxxed into the shadow matrix
top funk lel
>>68163161
>spending money on memewatch when you can just play meme fortress
who is the jr smith of overwatch
Can you guys honestly stop swearing? It's almost the beginning of Ramadan desu
>>68163166
>using a meme OS
Healthy Cavs still haven't beat the Warriors yet. Where those Cavs fans said healthy Cavs will beat the Warriors? must be hiding until the Cavs win. LMAO
>>68163178
That motherfucker is tall.
>>68163178
isis broship pls leave
I'm honestly not sure I can recall a postseason worse than this one, outside of OKC-GSW.
>>68163178
inshallah, brother
>>68163178
Do you guys ever wonder why Merkel hates organized civilization and wants to destroy us all?
>>68163188
they realized that shitting on teams that shoot 30% in the east doesn't actually help them against a team that can make their shots
lebron literally has made a career of memeing on shit teams, even stephen a smith just took a straight dump on them and that dude sucks lebrons dick, its fucking over
Seriously, what the fuck is LeBron gonna do? This is what many consider the best assembled Cavs team, and they are healthy and are getting there asses handed to them.
Do they get rid of Lue?
Trade players?
Take his talents elsewhere?
>>68163245
yeah OAKland
>>68162599
You know people still remember Jerry West losing in the Finals right? Maybe in ten decades but it won't matter by then
>>68163270
>Do they get rid of Lue?
and pay a 3rd coach?
where all you guy's from? i always get a annoying east coast bias feel from this board
>>68163245
i knew that meme was a bad idea the first few hundred thousand times you posted it. you tried to force it here and in it's own threads.
leave the meme making to the experts, it's obi you suck at it
Honestly I would rather be 2-5 than 2-0.
At least it means I made it to the finals 7 times in my career. #Allin2016 #DaLand #Cavsin8
>>68163270
Get rid of Love and Kyrie, cut some people for cap space, get CP3, Wade, and Melo.
>>68163285
I'm as east coast as you can get whilst still being west coast
>>68163284
He's a rookie coach being rekted. David Blatt, while new to the NBA was a proven champion.
>>68163270
Trade Irving for Wade, Love for Bosh, Thompson for Whiteside.
Then move the team to Miami.
oh wait..
>>68163307
>gooners
>>68163270
>Do they get rid of Lue?
I mean do you really need to ask?
That will be seen as one of the most unbelievably stupid management decisions in all of sports
>>68163316
>Chris "Never Playing in the NBA Again" Bosh
>worth trading anything for
>>68163318
I'm a yid lad, so much more to take the mick from on that side
>>68163343
Why do NBA players always turn into fat slobs when they retire? Lue and Iverson look nothing like this anymore
>>68163330
Is that the Toronto Raptors fan who owns all the car dealerships??
>>68163270
Who would take those contracts? Kyrie is a great scorer in the East but looks like a chump on the biggest stage
>>68163285
>Ricky will never be all in your mouth
>Raul Neto will never be all in your mouth
why even live lads?
>>68163356
Iverson still looks ridiculously skinny, but it could be the 4x extra large clothing he's wearing into his 40s
>>68163356
When you retire you become
>a multi-millionaire
>sore
>tired
>probably divorced
it's the first time most of these guys have been able to live how they want since they were 12 in terms of diet, drug use/abuse, alcoholism, crime etc. The NBA really just delays all of those problems because they know they need to keep up their playing days to maintain their lifestyle
>>68163345
Dead Bosh is still better than Kevin Hate
>>68163285
>>68163356
Iverson isn't fat and Lue isn't really even big. Chuck though is a fat ass
>>68163270
>Seriously, what the fuck is LeBron gonna do?
have you seen Gokkun Porn videos? it's kinda like that except he's on the receiving end
>>68163392
Shaq looks like a fucking gorilla at this point in his life and it worries me
>>68163392
to be fair, Chuck literally can't exercise anymore. dude is almost crippled to the point of being in a wheelchair
>>68163392
Charles, Shaw and Jordan all gained weight. Lue and Iverson got fatter in the face.
>>68163401
>>68163442
Weight wise he doesn't look too bad. Probably does more fitness work than most retired nba players
>>68163270
They basically need to retroactively have never traded Wiggins for Love and never have traded Waiters for Shump and JR. Go small, Wiggins-LeBron-TT/Mozgov frontcourt with Kyrie and Waiters in the backcourt. Wiggins was already showing as a rookie that he can defend at a high level when his offensive role is allowed to shrink, and gives LeBron an elite slasher to find off drives. Waiters has way less of an attitude/motivation problem than Shump/JR (I guarantee you they're at the center of these "passive aggressive infighting" reports), is the best defender of the bunch, and can hit threes reasonably well.
The roster's defensive potential goes through the roof, they have fewer potential injury concerns, and the offense becomes a little more dynamic. They lose some 3pt shooting, but balance it out with a greatly improved interior presence and (I think) some cap space to shore up that weakness with.
>NBA 2k24
>Porzingis on the cover
>hop on MyGM
>need to sign a backup PF but no cash
>go through free agents
>Lebron James 6'8 PF/C 54 overall
>sign him and trade him at the deadline to clear up cap
>>68163387
That only applies to the black players. The retired white players are still fit af
lebron doesn't look impressive to me anymore
It would be kind of funny if Kyrie and Love both got hurt and the Cavs played much better to end the series. That way we really can end that stupid narrative about last season. As if it already hasn't been destroyed. so /nba/ plaese stop talking madness i can no longer defend you to my friends
>>68163477
He old now
>>68163456
kek
>>68160370
>>68160390
hold it right there, how many greeks here?
>>68163477
he hasnt had a decent jumpshot for 2 years now
Lebron should miss a playoff season just once. The dude is probably tired from constant finals appearance. He would get so much rest and be able to train his body more
>>68163442
>>68163453
>shaq will never date your mom
>>68162334
>da land
>>68163524
wew lad
