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believe you me buddeh
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>celebrating Bisping's win with an OP that is cheeky as fuck
I like it
>>68134150
CONCIEVE
BELIEVE
ACHIEVE
>""""""""People"""""""" unironically dislike based Ariel.
>>68134156
TOO SLOW
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n-no t-touch
>>68134163
Shut the fuck up!
who /team ariel/ here
>>68134169
>Peru judging anyone
>>68134194
he's a canook, we stick together
Anyone got the shop of bisbong as st michael?
>>68134156
Weidman wins 10/10 times.
>>68134194
Ariel vs Cm Punk UFC 300 book it Dana!
how do you pronounce Zuffa?
Be extremely careful lads
>>68134210
>When you nut but hes still punching
>>68134156
>>68134134
lmao BTFO
>>68134183
is Luke literally autistic?
>>68134224
Zoo-fah
>>68134209
the natty goat will rise again
>>68134203
really cause he left you for NYC
>>68134209
I used to say back when Weidman was champ that I thought Bisping could give him a hard time
It wouldn't be an easy night for Weidman
>>68134204
How do UK lads feel about Bisping living full time in LA?
>>68134231
shameful copy paste from the first thread.
honestly what is wrong with you
YOU ARE A MAGGOT, YOU SHOWED YOUR TRUE COLOURS
>>68134275
Chris will take him down and beat the shit out of him/sub him
The Chris wins inside 3 rounds
>>68134282
Eez a traitor yeh
Helwani was born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. He grew up in a Jewish family in Mount Royal, Quebec and Westmount and attended the Akiva School and Herzliah High School.[5][6] Helwani's mother is from Lebanon and his father is from Egypt. On June 5, 2016 Helwani was escorted out of UFC 199. His press credentials were taken and he was banned for life from all UFC events. Helwani admitted that he had leaked news of the imminent return of Brock Lesnar, which had infuriated the UFC brass.
>mfw romero will turn Bisping into a zombie
He is coming for that belt and no one can stop him
>>68134183
Whats that buddeh?
Reminder that Chris Weidman's only loss is to Chris Weidman.
>>68134303
I think Weidman is stupid enough to stand with him for the entire fight and get touched up something awful tb.h
>>68134255
kek
Does anyone kinda feel bad for Rockhold? I was hardcore rooting for Bisping but I sitll feel bad for him.
>>68134337
chris would unironically KO him on the feet
>>68134320
>Yoel won't be half the fight he was now he's off the ''''''''''''tainted'''''''''''''' supplements
>>68134225
>Leave saving AKA to me
>>68134320
Romero has the most absolutely insane fighting style I've ever seen. He jumps around like a monkey on crack, lulling his opponent to sleep but then he jumps in and throws crazy power shots.
>>68134365
Not remotely. He lost because of hubris.
>>68134368
>>68134368
I don't think Weidman would lose necessarily, but I can just about guarantee that he'd get punched 50+ times vs Bisping
Bisping's hands are way better than Chris, so is his use of range as well as his footwork as well as his head movement
>>68134365
not even a little bit. hes a smug arsehole
>Khabib will be the only AKA champ by year's end.
feels good
>chris will beat BisGOAT
KEK
>>68134062
>bisping being an insufferable asshole
Wouldn't you, after being a gatekeeper for your entire career because everyone has been roiding or on TRT? Now that the USADA gets its shit together we see Bisping of all people win a title. What he's doing is literally no different to Chael "NO HESPECT" Sonnen.
>>68134156
I can't wait until the true king returns to his throne.
>>68134365
I always feel bad for the losers even if I dislike them, I'm a soft cunt honestly
Gice me 1 reason why Conor has a even a slight chance vs full camp Nate?
>>68134156
Both Weidman and Bisping are BOY tier.
It will be a battle for the ages and end in a draw.
>>68134405
its fucking bisping. just because he got a lucky KO doesnt mean hes all of the sudden #1 p4p. hes unironically not even top 5 at middleweight
>>68134365
Slightly, but it's overpowered by being happy for Bisbong for reaching his dream. Rockhold is still a great fighter but he takes le cocky fighter meme way too fucking seriously, it's his own fault he underestimated bisbong and got heemed, he can easily come back, if he get a rematch with Bisbong he needs to stop underestimating people and just actually respect them as a fighter and recognize anyone can sleep him no matter who it is.
>>68134478
Nate gets paid to take a dive
>>68134368
I think Chris would take him down and beat him up and finish him within 4.
AKA only has one belt and it's a paper one
>>68134489
Luke please
>>68134365
Absolutely not, was smug and dismissive in victory and petulant and seething in defeat. He was never my boy.
>>68134478
energy efficiency
Man Americucks got BTFO HARD last night top lel
>>68134478
because le 2 weeks camp meme has already been disproven
>no opponent is announced for brock at 200
>event is that night and still no opponent
>jones beats cormier and is about to have interview with rogan
>this music hits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K07yVtzioI
>dana announces jones v lesnar for the HW belt is going to happen right then
what do
I CHOSE YOU BIZBING
What Brock opponent gets you the most hype? For me it would be Fedor.
>weidman can't stay healthy
>gets his ass beat by a guy who got knocked out in the 1st by Michael Bisping
>Conor and Luke BTFO by 2 week camps
So why would anyone train for more than 2 weeks?
Explains why Jones is so GOAT as well
>>68134489
dude Bisping has always had better hands than Weidman
>>68134478
All jokes aside, I do think he will be a bit different. He'll have better stamina and he'll realise he should be kicking Nate more, but in the end he will still get beaten.
>>68134478
Nate is generally lazy and unmotivated
Dana White is considering putting superstar *****Rich Piana***** on the card versus Brock Lesnar
What did he heem by this
>>68134530
Wait, what song will Brock use?
>Winning a title fight walking off a movie set on 2 weeks notice
True natty GOAT
>>68134557
hendo
>>68134557
Pat Barry
So Jacare gets Bisping and then the winner of luke weidman gets the champ?
>>68134437
This guy legit believes that hurrdurr everyone who ever beat me was on roids bullshit
I think he thinks that Bisping beat Anderson convincingly too
>>68134576
leave humanity behind brah
>>68134568
They aren't boxing.
>>68134576
GOTTA PUT AN OBVIOUS ROID USER IN THE CAGE TO CONFUSE USADA RIGHT BABE?
>>68134581
Entre Sandman I guess
>>68134617
80% of Bisping's style is boxing and Chris is stupid enough to play that game with him
>>68134599
Holy shit shut up Australia, we get it, you like shitting up threads
>>68134581
Since he's on loan from WWE he would be cool if he used his theme, if not, then metallica
>>68134568
your riding a meme
>>68134576
>implying Bork can stand and bang with piano
His slapboxing is some of the best in the division, he is a munnnnnster. Just ask Jason Genova CMON
>>68134594
Chris gets a title shot at UFC 205 if he is on the card. There is no way they will have him fight at MSG without a belt on the line.
>>68134643
>used his theme
That'd be hilarious but it'd have such a mandrama feel
>>68134088
Every fight is different
Believe you me
>>68134628
yep
>>68134568
Weidman has been training with Mark Henry lately so I expect him to improve his boxing which wasn't terrible to start off with.
>>68134675
Bisping has always had good hands
>>68134646
I have literally been saying Bisping could beat Weidman for years
>>68134590
Based thug rose.
R
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K
>>68134664
Bud he's fighting one fight specifically for >muh 200
they're gonna go all in on mandrama
>>68134664
lol they need to entirely stop pretending the ufc isn't mandrama and do this, most of the PPV buys will be WWE fans
*speaks in crocodile*
>>68134705
>>68134705
Brock vs Dana
Giving Brock a fight with Hunto is a terrible decision, the guy turtles up from jabs
>>68134675
>training with a wrestler to improve boxing
no wonder hes shit now
>>68134528
>2 weeks meme
It was 10 days conor nuthugger
>>68134632
>Chris is stupid enough to play that game with him
You don't seem to have a point to make besides to say Bisping is a better boxer. You are making a strange assumption. Chris has always mixed his wrestling and striking in his fights.
>>68134635
Are you seriously calling me a two bit shitposter? I'm fucking serious, you're literally falling for Bisping's grandstanding when he says ridiculous shit like everyone was on roids and that's why he ever lost.
Do you seriously think that he won the Anderson fight because of the things he did rather than things Anderson didn't? Do you believe Luke was USADA'd and not just caught on the chin?
>>68134664
His theme is pretty awesome.
>>68134576
>Rich Piana post-usada
pic related
>>68134473
Same. Even though he beat my boy I still feed bad for him.
>yfw Rockhold vs Romero
>>68134717
Did you know that Vince wanted to do Vince vs Dana in an actual MMA fight at a past Wrestlemania?
>>68134701
She's not even memeing she said Brock is her favorite at a Q&A
>>68134728
>you're literally falling for Bisping's grandstanding
I wasn't even the guy you were relying to, I've just noticed you throwing shit around constantly here
>>68134723
>Chris has always mixed his wrestling and striking in his fights.
oh wow really chris has good wrestling holy shit dude you must be an mma analyst or something
>>68134723
Rockhold has been exposed as being weak as piss
Weidman is slow. Easy defense for bisping.
>2016
>getting head kicked by Dan Henderson
what went wrong?
>>68134753
Mandrama is retarded, no shit they'd want some stupid shit like that
>>68134717
no thats another fight thats going to be announced as the last fight on UFC 200
The true main event
Dana vs Tito
>>68134774
If I'm being honest with myself Brock is unironically my favourite heaveywight too
>>68134774
Brock is one of my favorites too desu
>>68134784
Weidman is slower than Vitor, silva, and machida also.
Can Brock come out to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU
>>68134779
Oh, dissenting opinions are shit huh?
I know you're all hepped up because a Brit just won a title but come on man
Hendo, Vitor, Wandy, Chael where all on the gas when they beat Mike
Why do Brits dominate combat sports?
>Leave Brock Lesnar to me
>>68134789
being off the gas
>>68134868
I think you like posting ngannou because you look like him.
>>68134844
>dissenting opinions are shit
Nah, just wrong """"opinions""""
I'm done with you anyway desu, this is your final (You) lad, make good use of it
>>68134885
thats a huge compliment desu
>>68134858
>first belt
won quite a few bitcoins last night
should i buy drugs or guns?
>>68134902
lol he's ugly as fuck
where do they go from here?
>idiots thought Rockhold was the GOAT middleweight despite having 0 title defenses
I can't believe people are actually this stupid
>>68134873
>lombard
>off the gas
have you even seen him>
>>68134946
He looks exactly like Pusha T on the gas
>>68134088
will she ever 'fight' again?
>>68134900
If I'm so wrong then maybe you'd have some points to make, but they seem to be conspicuously absent from your post.
>staph
>on antibiotics
>jet lag
>mcl tear
>over confident
>haven't thrown kicks all camp
>tried jabbing him
Did I miss any?
What can you actually buy with collected up (You)s anyway?
Bisping shocked the world, believe you me
But how long will he hold the belt? People thought Rockhold would hold it for a long time but he couldn't get past his first defense
I see Bisping losing to Romero, Jacare, and Weidman if I'm honest
>>68134963
Ironically he probably would have performed better against a better fighter
Fair play he got beat fair and square and no excuses but don't throw the baby out with the bath water m8
>>68134998
He will beat silva's defense record
>>68134985
>muh vitrtor
> lucky wheel kick
>>68134993
4chan gold membership
WHY IS BISPING DUCKING TIM KENNEDY???????
BISPING IS SHOOK
>>68134985
>banter too mean
>>68134998
>But how long will he hold the belt?
Probably not long but winning it after all this time and effort is his crowning achievement.
>>68134971
only if Dana makes a women's super fattyweight division
>>68135040
I just remembered that 4chan pass is actually a thing
>>68135052
how did this fight go
>>68134998
Bisping loses to Yoel and Jacare but he beats Weidman
>>68135070
have you noticed that you don't have to enter the captcha every time? i mean without the pass
>>68135058
>winning it after all this time and effort is his crowning achievement.
This desu. He's gone and actually done it. Following on nothing matters all too much, after 10 years he comes in with 2 weeks notice, takes his shot and HEEM's the #3 P4P fighter in the world.
>>68135092
not only that, and it matters less considering that he does this almost every time, but he did also call it that he was going to knock him out and win
which seemed fucking absurd at the time lol
>>68135090
Sometimes it'll just give me the tick as soon as I press the button but I've no idea what actually causes that to happen.
>>68135061
jesus she let herself go
>LEAVE BISPING TO ME
Lesnar is gonna fight Cro Cop, dreamt about it last night. Mirko 2nd round knockout. screencap this
>>68134985
Can't wait to hear Britbong excuses when Chris murders Bisping.
>>68134844
You've been gobbling on flukes balls and shitting on bisping for at least two threads now. It's weird and kind of alarming. It's time to stop posting.
Will Bisping be a better champ than fluke Rockhold?
>>68135125
Bisping doesn't make excuses, he just rightfully pointed out that the people he lost to were on the gas
>>68135146
No, I'm defending Rockhold and not shitting on Bisping at all, just being realistic. If I were shitting on Bisping I'd say he got a lucky punch in or something, I think it's time for you to shut the fuck up.
>>68135092
Yeah that happens sometimes too, no idea why though
4chan pass is the last jew thing that moot left behind the cuck
>>68135131
Better puncher would drop him in that exchange, i hope he doesn't do that ever again cause he's so good when he's picking the shots, and he's on the winning streak.
>>68134527
We sure did. Good thing Americans don't give a single fuck about that petty nationalism shit. It literally didn't cross my mind at all that an American lost to a Brit until you memers brought it up, and I still don't care.
Happy to see Bisping achieve his dream before having to retire. He's a good lad.
Give an rough estimate of the numbers UFC 200 could have done if the card was (and mind you, all of these fights would have been possible if the champs didn't choke):
>rousey vs cyborg
>lesnar vs emalienko
>mcgregor vs diaz or mcgregor vs aldo
>jones vs cormier
>GSP vs steak
>>68134971
>that video of her shadow boxing
My actual sides
>>68135184
I was talking about your entire nation.
>the people he lost to were on the gas
>actually saying this with a straight face
So entire bongville on suicide watch when Chris heem's him then?
Anyone got a link to the UFC 200 trailer from last night?
>>68135232
>Good thing Americans don't give a single fuck about that petty nationalism shit.
You didn't hear the crowd chanting USA during the fight?
>he considers himself a true fight fan
>he doesn't own this pair
>>68135234
2 million easy
instead though they shoved a bunch of turds on the card and tried to polish them up and sell them as good fights
Will she be the first openly gay UFC champion?
>>68135192
Just let it go man. Your boy got btfo and I know it hurts but he'll be back to fight another day.
>>68135232
Pretty easy to say that Americans don't care but there were a bunch of USA chants throughout the card and the UFC does the whole America vs Country X thing on the posters of almost every card with a foreign challenger
reminder that the irish poster is unironically conor with a really bad disguise
>Wideman/Bisping
Chris murders him unless he literally goes full retard like Luke did.
>Rockhold/Jacare
What do you think, lads?
>>68135268
glorious.
I'm telling you lot, Lesnar fights Cro Cop at 200
>>68135232
Oy lad there were thorough USA chants throughout the night. USA is one of the most nationalistic nations out there
>>68135232
>Good thing Americans don't give a single fuck about that petty nationalism shit
>w-w-we didn't care anyway
ABSOLUTELY
BTFO
T
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AMERIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68134147
>the look on your face when you bout to suck off jon and you aint stoppin even if he nuts
>>68135292
I don't think you have a point or anything to say, I think you just have a problem with someone not joining in on the shit on Rockhold brigade.
>Ariel banned
>Brock is back
>English-American champion (I'm English-American)
It's a great day to be alive.
>>68135312
isn't cro cop suspended
enjoy having a champ while you can bongs, he'll lose the belt the first time he defends it
>>68135312
Wasn't cro-cop popped?
>>68135290
Not if Nunes wins next month
>>68135325
USA chants are just what drunk Americans do for fun dude
>>68135360
He straight up retired
>>68135329
>Britshits get handed a win by a retard
>LELELE BTFO SUICIDE WATCH M8 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Can't wait for Wiedman to slaughter Bisping.
>i-it doesn't matter
>h'he achieved his dream
>u-usada
>b-banter
Kill yourselves britcucks.
>>68135232
doesn't matter bisping has a wife and children established living in america.. he's basically 49% USA
>>68135232
>Happy to see Bisping achieve his dream before having to retire
When it comes to Bisping I feel the same way, so why do I feel the exact opposite for Faber? Guy's never getting another title shot is he?
>>68135349
>jon...get that dick out
>>68135264
>>68135297
>>68135325
>>68135329
>n-n-no you d-do care!!
>w-we got you h-haha!
I assure you we don't. Even if you hear chants, nobody actually gives a fuck.
>'you can't punch a guy who isn't there' - Joe Rogan
Why UFC let Faber fight nobody for the belt? It's rude and dishespectful, on tiop of that, they gave him /broken/ pants so we watch his little filthy Californian ass.
>>68135363
This. Wiedman kills him.
>>68135389
You're defending americans and you're calling OTHER people cucks?
>>68135363
>mfw Cruz dropped him that second time and I thought he might actually finish a title fight
silly me
>>68135307
Bisping beats Weidman
>>68135232
Irelands own Mike O'Bisping
Serbia's own Mikael Bispinovic
Slovakias own Michél Bispinic
Sweden's own Mikael Bispingsson
Russias own Misha Bispinovich
>>68135351
My point is that you're embarrassing yourself and should just calm down.
>>68135397
My surname is actually English tracing back to the 1300s.
What is the origin of "Bisping?"
>>68135312
He's suspended and clearly accepted his retirement
>>68135389
so fucking mad rofl
>>68135446
>u mad
My point is that you don't have anything of substance to say, so sit down.
>>68135431
Literally only if he fights as retardedly as Luke did. But he wont. He'll take him down and make him his british little bitch.
>>68135436
Serbia's own Mihajlo Bispinović
Croatia's own Mihael Bispić
>>68135389
>Serbia
>0 UFC champions
Pipe down
>>68135413
>being this BTFO
Just leave it dude, this is embarrassing
Ireland's own honorable Mickey O'Bisping.
>>68135436
It would be Mihajlo Bispingovic, m8.
>>68135232
'ello guvna
>>68135407
I felt the same exact way for Faber and would have been equally happy for him if he accomplished his goal too. It's sad to see guys like him in the game for decades fighting til they're 40 and never seeing through what they wanted. They'll go the rest of their lives dwelling upon what could have been.
>>68134971
Jesus Christ, she looks like someone with cerebral palsy trying to suck a dick and open a door at the same time.
Bisping vs Jones, who wins?
>>68135485
>Just leave it dude, this is embarrassing
alright buddy I'll let you have your day of shitposting glory. bispong earned it for you.
>>68135389
>>68135407
This was bispings first title shot after 10 years in the UFC. Faber has been gifted title shots, including this one last night, because of his name alone.
>>68135061
Did she literally hit the wall?
>>68135510
I like how Faber (always the savvy businessman) built up his boy Garbrandt in his post fight interview whilst also hinting that the end was near.
How desperate is Dana for 200 to have a good buyrate? Getting a washed up like Lesnar reeks of something Bellator would do.
>>68135530
Jones, are you retarded?
>>68135475
No, he will stand with him and get punched a lot
>>68135499
>2(TWO) UFC champs
>UK still at 0(ZERO)
are they even trying?
>>68135510
You think he'll forever hate Cruz for keeping him from the belt?
>>68135530
Jones, are you retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9XpA98PnOg
yea this is gonna be rough.Don't think he or Weidman will become champs again and Bisping it losing the title against Jacare.So
Weidman>Rockhold>Bisping>Jacare and then probably Romero or Nick.
>>68135585
What makes you say that?
Chris took Rockhold down and he's known for his jits, I think it's safe to say he'd go for the TDs on Bisping.
>>68135421
I'm not defending anyone, i'm shitting on retarded bongs. I'll be just as happy WHEN Jacare murders Bongbing.
>>68135410
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked jon
>>68135611
Jacare is the new champ 2bh
>>68135566
What is the deal with "no love"? Is he legit?
>>68135607
nah he doesn't seem like the bitter type. he'll live through his up and comers like garbrandt for a while. never having the belt will always sting though.
>>68135565
yes but the wall just laughed and said what the fuck was that?
>>68135471
>>68135485
>>68135554
I'm ready to eat my words if Bitchbing beats a 100% top guy. Are you ready to eat yours if he gets heem'd?
BisKING
>>68135120
le PTSD man
>>68135551
Hendo Heeming Lombard makes up for it anyway, right?
Mousasi will win the belt within a year.
Weidshit and cuckold are way more flawed fighters than originally thought
>>68135628
Just cause
>>68135647
Well he's legit guilty of nickname infringement
Seriously though I'm hardly an expert on these things but as far as I can tell his striking is legit but he's untested as far as grappling goes iirc
>>68135639
>get that dick ready jon
>>68135665
>literally just beat champion and won belt
>>68134314
Zuffa won't ban him for life.
>>68135665
lol he just beat the guy that dominated Chris Weidman
>>68134180
Why should the UFC let some eceleb cuck them?
>>68135464
>that physique
based roids
