Is the rest of the world even trying?
first for gay sport
bork
>>68130648
1st for gas ariel
What did Bisping mean by this?
>getting heemed by Bisping
>Rest of the world finally off the gas
>England suddenly champs
hmmmm
no one can take that left hand larry shot
>>68130672
he will be forever haunted by this loss
aka is done
First for this is a bad dream
SPICY BANGERS
>bisping champion
Lmao what's next Diego Sanchez becoming the lw champion ?
>>68130675
in one division via fluke and ohio got their first championship before you
>>68130689
how did this fight go
>>68130672
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>68130689
hardest puncher in the division
Who gonna fight brak Laser?
>>68130709
Fedor
>>68130697
>Fluke
Or we are finally on a level playing field
>>68130703
it's on mma core
>>68130709
artem
Guys, a girl psychologically told me that she will let me bang. What do?
Thread Theme
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>>68130683
especially since bisping is gonna lose the belt in his first defense against literally anyone else so cuckhold will never get to reheem himself
calling it now, next middleweight titlefights will be:
bisping vs. silva 2
silva vs. weidman 3
weidman vs. rockhold 2
>>68130717
Fajdor fight in June tough
>>68130720
>fluke
yeah he couldn't do it again. probably not 9 out of 10, irrelevant now but he won't hold the belt for long, bisping loses to every MW in the top 5.
>>68130731
Bang
So this was bisping's first ever legit knockout right?
And is Anderson the only one who can take that left hand shot?
>>68130721
Fight pass you mean
>>68130748
>being this delusional
Go get some sleep Luke
>>68130743
silva hasn't won in three years no way he gets a shot
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
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>>68130709
Pat Barry Rose confirmed it
>>68130731
Give her that sweet ficki ficki dick. Her mouth is saying no but her eyes are saying yes.
I had a gut feeling about last night. Same with Werdum vs Miocic, Silva vs Bisping and this one.
MY BOYS? WHERE DO I BET ONLINE? I've made pretty good predictions so far but there's no place to bet here and I need one on the internet.
Recommend some for me lads.
Jacare vs Bisping
Weidman vs Romero
Rockhold vs Silva
Book it Dana
BisKING
>you will never be as salty as Luke Cuckedhold
His tears are like sweet honey. From smug tv interviews talking about half round KO's and how much of a samurai he was to seething with his arms crossed like a petulant autist, calling Based Bong a maggot. S&W retirement plan is def on the cards boys
>>68130747
Exactly they're gonna pull him off that one and put him on 200 two weeks later.
What an incredible night of fights, and Bork is back, and Nate vs Conor is official.
Dana bless.
Friendly reminder that the first fight would have gone the same way if Rockhold didn't headbutt Bisping early.
>>68130786
Hard to believe. But if that is true I will have a permaboner for a couple of months
>>68130784
BAWAHAHA
Face it: Luke Rockhold is a better fighter that Bisping
>>68130814
>>68130814
FACT Bisbing deleted his chin
>You now realize that Hendo HEEM'd Roidard so hard he couldn't even attend the presser
>>68130648
i got a visit from the police this morning because i lost my shit so much when bisping won last night that i pissed off like 3 different neighbours.
i fucking love this sport.
>>68130805
Would Russia even be mad if he got pulled off an efn card to fight Brock Lesnar?
It's happening lads, I can feel it.
>>68130814
I want to see immediate rubber match, Luke will learn a lot of caution from this upset
>>68130814
Be careful.
>>68130814
>Getting slept by a fighter worse than you
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68130648
Just saw the fights
aint that some shit
>>68130814
Face it: Luke Rockhold got BTFO by a middle-aged fighter with a 2 week camp
>tfw rockholds fan can never show his face in /heem/ again
>>68130847
>living in a council flat
I'm just glad you found a little happiness in your bleak life, brother
>bisping retires with the belt
>>68130763
silva literally knocked out bisping three months ago and then lost the decision
the fight would make a shit ton of money and silva defending the championship again even more
other than weidman who is injured or an immediate rematch with rockhold after his suspension, who else is there? mousasi is already scheduled, machida and belfort come off losses as well. souza has literally zero marketing value. i would jizz myself if they gave henderson a shot
but you're right of course, they're most likely just gonna wait for rockhold or weidman
>>68130847
I just finished that movie, weird timing to see a .gif of it on /heem/ of all places.
>>68130784
> Bisping talking shit even after losing the first fight is just "lel bantz m8"
> Rockhold saying anything whatsoever is "smug asshole"
BisGOAT should go up to 205 and heem Jon Jones.
>>68130889
>silva literally knocked out bisping three months ago
But he didn't
>>68130876
I will stand by my boy 4eva
What a crazy year of fights though holy shit, maybe Bisping really is the natty goat
its going to be Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk
brock is going to F5 punk through the ring and into the core of the earth and if you believe in jesus you can believe in this too
>>68130896
Watch the fight again m8
B T F O
>>68130907
>Never went out
>Was talking to Herb
>'KO'd'
Fucking casual
>>68130896
when you drop like a sack of potatoes after getting kneed in the face, i'm gonna call it a knockout
he was literally saved by the bell
>>68130922
>mfw a pillowfisted Brit heems me
Michael Bisping is unironically the greatest natural fighter in UFC history
>>68130922
>Luke JUSThold
>>68130903
What if I don't believe in Jesus?
>>68130814
He got knocked out in the first round by a guy with "pillow fists" and one eye.
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>68130927
Dude he was dead on the floor after that knee, was literally limp for a second or two
Anyone got a webm?
>>68130929
doesn't really matter what you call it though it wasn't a ko
>>68130942
neither does bisping and he's the GOAT
Rogan sounded dejected on commentary when bisping got the win lmao
>>68130922
>tfw you get BisKING'd
>fluke Rockhold can't even defend the belt once
>gets heemd in the first round
>wants an instant rematch
Lmao
>>68130922
>>68130938
>>68130953
delete these
>>68130961
No he wasnt you cunt
He got up and WON THE FUCKING FOURTH ROUND
>>68130648
What would happen if Jones vs Bispong supermach happen and Bispings son says Jones will ko Bisping?
>tfw I can relate with Ariel because I too have been banned
>>68130743
since people already dislike rockhold (except my wife) if he doesn't get a rematch every accomplishment he make people will just meme with
>"KOd by 10 day dad bod brit bong in first round lol"
disappointing 'cause luke was shaping up to be the next p4p goat
>>68130989
jones would toss him around and choke him out
>>68130989
>betting against their dad
>>68131003
Damn that sounds pretty cucked
>>68131018
>When you nut but he keeps punching
>>68131003
That's what he gets for fighting cocky with no defense. Cocky fighters really are getting BTFO in recent years. Fighters refuse to quit it though.
Would you go?
I hope Bisping's sons have learned an important lesson.
>>68130703
the roidy dyke let go barrage after barrage of punches and never tired....so compared to every single other man's fight and the fact that men are physically better than women
expecting her to piss something like the blood from the creature in the "alien" movies isn't out of the question
The saddest part is that Weidman is STILL probably going to get the next title shot
UFC can't resist that America vs the world shit
>>68130814
Cuckhold is just lucky he didn't have to fight Weidman again
>>68130922
>mfw I realise I've made a terrible mistake
>>68130709
Jon Jones. DC will pull out and bork will use his NCAA wrestling to somehow win a decision. /sp/ and /asp/ implode from shitposting and have to be nuked
>>68130929
ur a fuckhead that knee was a cheapshot when bisping was talking to the ref
>>68131034
Those kids are gonna cop a life time of banter from Bisping now.
Can't wait for Brock Lesnar vs Tobiad BorDeaux
>>68131003
>p4p goat
Just accept Mighty Mouse as your lord and savior.
>>68130953
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>Reminder Luke had a torn MCL and would have been able to avoid that left hook if he had 100% power in his leg to back out from the exchange
>>68131031
>>68131066
well, ultimately it was bispings fault because "protect yourself at all times"
and ultimately it shows how much of a chin bisping really has.
>>68131078
>bro mighty mouse would totally beat any champion if he were their size
>>68131067
i laughed so hard when he hugged his daughter then his son was looking to embrace and bisping pushed him aside for his wife
>>68131078
Midgets don't count.
>>68131083
>Do you know where you are?
>Do you know where you are buddy?
>>68131034
His eldest son picked him though, posted a whole thing on Reddit about no-one thinking his dad could do it a few days ago
>>68131094
wHat, he hugged all of them in turn
>>68131067
Good. Bisping would die for those brats.
>>68131103
Link please
>>68131033
yeah man, Faber knows how to party.
>tfw your boy becomes the MW champ
So what makes brits such a dominating nation and americucks such weak cucks?
>>68130929
SILVA IS A BITCH
WILL TAKE A CHEAP SHOT
HE KNEW HE WAS LOSING
HE WAS GETTING CLOCKED LEFT AND RIGHT
STILL GOT ROCKED BY A WOBBLY BISPING
SILVA OVERRATED LIKE FEDOR FOUGHT FAVORABLE COMPETITION LOL
>>68131033
I bet he did have a lot of fun there after the loss and coming off the Adrenaline Rush and starting to feel all the injuries
>>68131121
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4lzqaf/my_dad_fights_for_the_ufc_middleweight_title_on_2/
>>68131118
Lmao no, he pushed his son away to hug his wife before him.
Not like it's matter, his son is like 16 or something.
Putting the flag banter aside for a minute lads, was that one of the best cards from top to bottom ever?
Why was Ariel excommunicated by the UFC?
>>68130938
>hello darkness, my old friend
>>68131152
Are we not talking about during his walk in? because I just double checked it and he hugged them all in turn and gave each of them a kiss on the temple
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>>68131133
Superior island genes
>>68131175
I think it was because he broke the Brock thing before the UFC did.
>>68131133
most people with a good life in england stayed in england
it's mainly the failures that left their home countries for the uSA
>>68131180
Yea, I misunderstood you. But, his son went for the hug before the wife and Bisping pushed him away.
>>68131180
it was here, my players being shit so cant get the exact moment but you can see it
>>68130922
>Le sleepy samurai
![weighin-34-copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ap4Rs1T.jpg "weighin-34-copy[1].jpg")
Can we say future champion or what?
Made a fight with Ricardo Lamas look like a mismatch
>>68131158
For me it was. Starting from the early prelims to the main event...almost all Fights were spectacular and exciting.
>>68131207
Oh fair enough, I skipped the post fight interview because I didn't want to hear a brit talk shit
i'm not mad by the way i was never mad fuck you
what was dominick cruz's walkout song?
>>68131234
it was shit
>>68131234
Some autistic dubstep shit
>>68131230
Strickland vs Breese was the only outright bad one imo, and even then it wasn't that dull, just devoid of dramatic moments.
>>68131217
shame we will never get to see him vs conor 2.
although him vs aldo should be great.
>>68131217
so did Chad Mendes. He very well looks like it though, but who knows how he'll do against Frankie/Aldo/Conor
>>68131217
that island trash lost to a one legged mcgregor
>>68131234
Hip to be square
>>68131260
Yeah, when he was 21 years old. Holloway looks better every fight.
u guys are trolls
Really looking forward to Heavy Hands this week.
Hendo vs Cuckhold?
>>68130941
this picture should always accompany that nickname
Rockhold v Belfort 2 seems to be the logical match up IMO
>>68130784
>tfw a Bong was drunk near me
lads I tear up whenever I see Bisping celebrating with his family :3
>>68131301
Jacare is the clear contender, however the fags will probably give it to Weidman
>>68131280
Dr. Patrick Wyman completely loses it and cusses out Connor in 9 languages edition
>>68131158
the 5 round Cruz snoozefest takes it down a notch
>>68131301
post USADA belfort is a total joke
>Lesta win the prem
>Bisbing heeming Rockhold inside a round to become MW champ
>EBAM about to beat Choke and win Roland Garros
Feels GOAT to be British
Who /lifelong/ here?
>>68131329
That fight was pretty good imo
Even contained some rare footage of Dominick Cruz hurting someone with strikes
>>68131332
>EBAM about to beat Choke and win Roland Garros
i dont give a fuck about french, is this actually going to happen or?
>>68131332
theres no way we cant win the euros with this kind d of meme magic on our side.
>>68131276
but his best fight is still the Cub fight
How the fuck Brock Lesnar not gonna piss hot before UFC 200?
>>68131280
But Rockhold is a flawless technician who doesn't rely on his physicality and only 3 different strikes.
>Lesnar is the co-main over two (2) title fights
we r legitimate sport
>>68131357
Yes meme magic wills it
>>68131078
i love based MM but i was talking about a p4p goat that's marketable and will sell ppvs.
Is Max Holloway the fighter /heem/ wants to be?
>actually wants to bang
>can heem people
>got a high test wife
>>68131374
Daddy Dana's money
>>68131323
Pretty sure it will be Jacare, although Bisping v Weidman at MSG would sell very well. I think Weidman needs to win 1 more fight to be in title contention, maybe Weidman v Silva 3?
>>68131091
do you really think he wouldn't?
>>68131379
The original main event was the featherweight champion fighting a lightweight at welterweight in a needless rematch with an interim featherweight title fight lower down the card.
if there was ever a pretence that the UFC is a fight league, it's been dead for a while.
>>68131407
He couldn't beat cruz, I highly doubt he would beat Jon Jones
>>68131407
Yes, his style is tailored to his size. He couldn't pull half the shit he does if he were fighting men with pop in their punches and actual weight to shift in a clinch.
>>68131392
Dominick Cruz is the fighter /heem/ is.
>can't heem anyone
>no friends
>no gf
>only a cute pupper
>might be on the spectrum
>>68131374
simple
he's not gonna piss
>>68131407
jbj would shit on him
>>68131397
You'd think so, but UFC has shown that the money fight is what matters to them.
See: DC vs Gustaffson
has anyone got the Faber looking shocked meme pic?
>>68131450
I guess but Jacare is seen as more of a legit contender than Bader was.
>>68131276
He looks better when he doesn't fight Poirier or McGregor. He's always looked good against every other fighter.
Last night was unironically the best card of all time
>>68131459
I got you homie
>>68131450
DC vs Gus wasn't for money it was for a good fight. It didn't draw jack shit. Bader would have drawn more.
>>68131392
>alright cunt, man fight right now!
bisping vs nick is the fight to make
fuck hendo, who cares
![brock-lesnar-workout-routine4x5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2QrGCEl.jpg "brock-lesnar-workout-routine4x5[1].jpg")
>Dana told Hunt to 'stay ready' for UFC 200
Oh fuggg
>>68131477
memes out the ass
>>68131490
>DC vs Gus wasn't for money
Maybe not directly, but it was clearly so the winner either way would be a big match for a returning Jones
>>68131459
>>68131501
>>68131477
>Ali passes
>His spirit blesses us with the spiciest card in recent memory and many memes
ty champ
>>68131496
Hunt would murk Lesnar in less than 20 seconds.
>>68131485
not that
the one where he got attacked by skeleton mode McGOAT
he had the same baffled look on his face for 25 minutes last night
>>68131519
>>68131524
Mate I would be biting my nails when that fight started, couldn't call it because it'd all depend on what happens in the first minute. A takedown, or a single clean punch?
>>68131544
>>68131562
He took that loss so well
>>68130814
2 WEEKS
W
E
E
K
S
>>68131544
Its so rewarding to see Guida get knocked into senility.
>>68131562
>>68131591
Is it fair to say that this card was better than 189?
>>68131591
Hendo is the dirtiest prick out with those elbows on someone fully unconscious.
>>68131519
>mfw every time a lanklet lose his legs and goes all wobbly
>>68131591
Has Lombard been placed in Schaub's Lazarus machine yet?
>>68131615
WEAK AS PISS
>>68131621
Definitely as a whole, IIRC 189's prelims had some dull fights.
For the main card though I'd say that 189 was better.
>>68131615
I wonder what he said to Dana?
>>68131520
>Big shitty Brown said that the last fight night was better than 199
YOU ALL DOUBTED THE NATTY GOAT
APOLOGISE
>>68131660
Who cares what he thinks?
Serious question.
>>68131465
amazing
>>68131651
yeah this was a better card all around, had more meme magic too IMO.
Kim v Reyes was as good if not better than Lawler v Rory 2.
silva rematch now please
>>68131687
It's funny to meme about.
>>68131392
>high test wife
those are implants
>>68131709
>Kim v Reyes was as good if not better than Lawler v Rory 2.
Nah nigger a legendary fight with two guys fighting at the highest level is better than two prelim shitters playing rock em sock em robots, even if it was awesome to watch
Cruz never fights people taller than himself. His movement is meme movement for midget opponents.
>>68130814
>>68130814
>>68130814
ITS TRUE
but he was a spastic cock sucking overly confident cunt last night and he paid for it.
SO FUCK HIM
He didn't learn from the Vitor fight. He won't learn from this either.
All that fucking talent and ability gone to shit because he couldn't control his ego.
>>68131755
>he lost because he was cocky and not because Bisping caught him clean with a hook on the chin
jesus christ worse than le shook fags
>>68131260
>>68131276
Holloway was also on legged din that fight.
Btich McGregor fans are such cunts. He had nothing back up that MCL bullshit excuse.
Max actually had a borken foot.
Now look at your Potato hero.
Flaking off running away from nate the great.
simply epic
>>68131425
but Dom is succesful and many people actually like and respect him.
no one likes HEEM not even HEEM.
>>66941653
>>66941653
>>66941653
I predict dese tings
>>68131798
How long until someone photoshops Bisping in a redcoat costume knocking out Rockhold with the white house burning in the background?
>>68131796
Actually, McGregor injured Holloway's foot with a leg check because Max was a scared pussy running away and throwing kicks landing with the foot and not the shin because he didn't wanna get close.
>don't come in too overconfident pal, i'll wipe that smug look off your face believe you me
>>68131837
nigga, what?
>>68131862
im a samurai
>>68131862
>tfw didn't believe him i
lads i made my first time ever sports bet on this card. i played 0,50 € on Bisping and made 2,76 €
This guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass at a bar... what would you do?
>>68125984
Is there more to Rockhold's excuse list?
Will he be telling us he was on antibiotics and had a broken arm soon?
>>68131885
I said in April that Mike would follow up his win over Anderson by taking the beat and forever being remembered as the natty goat
Had exam in the morning. just saw the fight. Holy shit. At least my boy Cruz won.
how much money will i have once these fights are done?
>>68131951
>political '''''''''''''''''''science'''''''''''''''
>>68131465
Woa
How many times a day do you listen to Song 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
>>68131591
Bisping vs Hendo II is the only fight that makes sense right now.
>>68131951
What was the exam on?
>>68131939
good call
>>68131908
"Honey, hold my TRT..."
>>68131987
Song 2? More like Song Poo
>>68131983
>>68131994
literally the professor asked me the difference between real science and political science. kek
>>68131989
Hendo really should retire, even if he wins taking an shots at 45 could significantly damage his health in
Why are we acting like Rockhold and Bisping aren't 1-1?
>>68132060
He can retire when he is champ.
>>68132076
because bisping is 2-1
>>68132076
Would have been 2-0 for Bisbing if Luke hadn't head butted him in the first fight
>>68132076
*2-1
Bisping confirmed at the post fight presser that not only did he win the sparring match, he heemd Fluke in it.
>>68131951
>Holy shit. At least my boy Cruz won.
He doubts the dominator
alpha male castrator
little faber berator
NATTY GOAT
Who should Bork Laser fight?
