>>68127165
>brocks back
>Michael "the cunt" Bisping wins
>Holloway lets Lamas bang
>early prelims fight of the year
>Rockhold spergs out in the post fight
artem
Schaub
>mfw I realized conor will ko nate in the rematch
ngannou
Cruz
Lads, Bisping is the champion. What the fuck is happening? Is this some sort of alternate universe? This card broke the conditioning. This is a simulation.
Anyone got webms of the Cain or Reem fights lads?
>Connor wins a title, Ireland comes out in full force.
>Bisping wins a title, England comes out in full force.
The UK needs to be disposed of. Immediately.
>>68128315
I really hope he does. As much as I like nate I prefer the potato hype train.
He just demolishes them verbally, then physically, then proceeds to collect checks.
Fucking McGroober had to ruin this shit with his garbage BJJ. Fuck the touch butt and practice your jits, you fucking idiot.
>>68128327
Isn't this post against Official Simulation Rules? Enjoy deletion by the programmers.
>thinking Tate won't win
>thinking DC will let the goofy fuck control him
>thinking Brock won't get put into a sideshow for the MMA elite
I enjoy his use of the word 'faggot.'
Phillip Brooks has been employed by UFC for 547 days.
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
>>68128315
>tfw Diaz will put the last nail in the McMeme coffin
>>68128300
This isn't the first time he's done it.
This is big news.
While it doesn't look like a big deal to you, leaking big news like this to your measly twitter does affect sales and marketing, especially when a deal like this involves multiple parties like Brock, his lawyers and WWE, and there are probably clauses and agreed upon protocol that need to be followed
>>68128343
>le conor has bad jitz maymay
>>68128338
Stipe " I am the Champ" Miocic /Left Hook Larry/General Potato man fight card in europe when?
What does conor hope to achieve by having a rematch with nate?
>>68128358
>CM PUNK same age as Fedor
>implying his debut won't be an embarassment
How do you guys feel about that tall guy with the brown hair?
He throws a great jab. Saw him fight at some event a few months ago.
What's he up to now?
Why did Rockhold have so many excuses at the post-fight presser
>muh knee
>this man can't compete with me
>y-you're a fuckin' dick
>>68128369
ufc 207/208
>>68128358
>>68128358
contracted, he hasn't got paid shit by zuffa
>>68128376
To avenge his fucking chin I hope. He got rocked and then tapped in a fucking sad fashion. Nate put the spectacle to bed.
>>68128376
Getting the win back. If he can do it his GOAT status is reinstated.
>>68128367
>3 submission losses
>Nate was in full mount in under 5 seconds from the time he shot for that pathetic takedown
>>68128376
Maybe he, unlike most people around it seems, has real pride and wants to revenge his defeat.
>tfw bisping will never let you fuck his qt duahgter
feels bad lads
>>68128388
>naming literally 8 people with that description
Rick Story vs Conor McGregor fight of the century
>>68128384
>Reporting is telling information that has already been disclosed to you, not sneakily getting it.
this fakkin eejit
>>68128391
dunno, but I don't like him. no verbal wit and seems like an overall dick
its a shame hall turned out to be a meme. Silva 2.0 in MW when?
>>68128401
Pride and wanting to get revenge are never good. He should just accept his losses and move on, beat up more manlets.
>>68128391
I missed it. Was he actually being bitter? What a fucking douche bag. It's your fault that you went in cocky and relaxed as fuck.
>>68128376
>mfw Nate heems him again, leaving a thorn in Mcgoober's career forever.
>>68128315
>Diaz brother
>Getting KO'd
Better lace those gloves with vibranium and come out swinging in the 1st.
reminder that every man has an equal right to bang, denying someone of this is a human rights violation
>>68128396
You realize he is making at least some money off of being in video-games and a few Q&As right?
>>68128407
>>tfw bisping will never let you fuck his qt duahgter
pretty sure he wouldn't mind
>the only champions who can actually retain their belts are decision kings like cruz and mighty mouse
>>68128316
Making it just for you m8
>>68128412
>Doesn't know the difference between reporting a story and leaking it
Cry s'more Ariel.
>>68128399
That's because Conor was on the verge of being knocked out and shot that shitty takedown
>>68128421
>>68128410
>Story wins one fight since his injury
>FOTC
Okay, Derrick Lewis.
>>68128367
Nate's jitz is light years away from Mcgoober's. Fuck Iceland, Conor better go to fucking Antartica for a couple of years before he even think of out jitzing Nate
>>68128332
Hot off the presses
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a14923b1-ee43-4c75-9911-8a920e7b3204.webm
Thoughts on Ariel Helwani situation??
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402342
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402342
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402342
>>68128419
Mate the presser added another point to an already 11/10 card
>>68128407
can you imagine having bisping as your father in law? I bet he would be even more of a dick than he is in the UFC.
probably would force you to some kind of mma shit with him just so he could beat you up a little
>>68128433
And Robbie Lawler
>>68128433
>mighty mouse
>decision king
>>68128444
need another option of, i dont give a shit about that whiny jew
>>68128438
>Doesn't know the difference between reporting a story and leaking it
lmao you are literally describing yourself.
>>68128440
Why didnt Conor do this in the first fight? Saw this webm spammed a lot before the fight but all I remember happening is this
>>68128433
>hurrrr durrr decisions are bad
Mighty Mouse has finished 5 of his last 7 fights anyways
>>68128444
Funny to be honest.
Though I do hate how UFC excuses Jones's felonies and illegal behavior and all they do is give him a slap on the wrist.
>>68128397
>>68128398
>>68128401
>Avenge his chin
>Getting the win back
>TomCruiseLaughing.mp4
>>68128440
>the one time
>thinking Diaz is going to get outboxed
>>68128440
>having your brother throwing in the towel cuz ur getting beat up
Why do people think Nate is good again? He should pray and adore Conor, that fight revived his career in an unseen way.
>>68128433
lighter weights have less power in their hands. It allows people who are light years ahead of everyone else in terms of their technically proficient to maintain their lead
In higher weight divisions all it takes is one shot to drop the champ. See Miocic and Bisbing
>>68128444
its just his fuckup
nothing wrong with leaking a story
but nothing wrong with a company wanting to protect their potential big bux
>>68128442
based ariel
>>68128454
lmao got me there buddeh lmao
>>68128461
>slap on the wrist
>got stripped of the title
>>68128444
Who gives a fuck?
Friendly reminder that Conor only trained for Diaz for 11 days. Diaz had been training for Conor since his fight with Michael Johnson.
Diaz is also 2 weight classes above Conor.
>>68128445
how were cruz and faber? still talking shit or are they okay now?
>>68128433
>decision king
>mighty mouse
>finished 5 of his last 7
>higher finish rate than any other current champ
Are you havin a laff m8
>>68128472
Had it been any other schmo you can guarantee UFC would have cut them from ever fighting again.
Bisping may be a cockeyed ugly bastard and Rockhold is a beautiful hunk (no homo) but Bisping had momentum from beating Silva and true determination.
He'll make a great champ until my boy make his comeback.
>>68128444
I think I don't care enough about some lone MMA journalist who keeps clashing heads with the UFC cause he wants to get more twitter followers and reddit sympathizers.
>>68128457
was training for a 5'8 midget. Didn't have his range down.
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW
>>68128480
Faber being nice but Cruz still has a big chip on his shoulder.
>>68128443
Someone post this.
On a separate note, how much do you guys think Dana is paying Nate to take a dive?
>>68128477
And he swapped with Nick between rounds
>>68128440
>>68128496
>Faber being nice
You mean like he's nice to Dillashaw?
>>68128483
our boy will be a champ again in no time
>>68128493
lmao i miss brock
>>68128419
He was bitter but only because bisping was rubbing it in real hard
>>68128496
Probably because the one time he didn't run he got fucking choked out.
>>68128440
This is what conor should've done. Trying to box with a guy who trains with literal professional boxers.
Only thing is...is conor even a good enough kicker to even do this? He talks about training in Karate/TKD but he has no black belts in either.
I think diaz is just the worst possible matchup for him. He's a better boxer and better on the ground than mcgregor. How can he even compete?
McGregor's wins usually come from him outboxing his opponents..
>>68128440
That was actually an early stoppage. The towel was thrown in, but Diaz recovers if fight goes on.
>Conor nuthuggers are back
Why?
>>68128449
>>68128459
>>68128481
>>68128518
Delusions
>>68128511
>ignoring the fact that cruz has completely schooled alpha fails every time he fought them after that
fuck off faber
>>68128518
never left m8
conor is my boy 4lyfe
>>68128518
To keep UFC relevant.
>>68128457
Also connor is not known for being a good kicker. He's never once KO'd someone with a kick.
He usually outboxes his opponents and throws kicks to the body or as setups for his combinations.
>>68128518
mandrama fags came back
>>68128511
hello fatguy from TAM radio
>>68128518
>MY SECRET CLUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are Americans so infatuated with an Irishman?
>>68128532
>running around
>schooling
Typical for someone that is from Brazil to say that.
>>68128496
Pretty fucking poor form desu.
Cruz won the fight and didn't need to be a mutt. Doubt they'll ever rematch either.
>>68128511
Faber can start breeding kids right now in his gym to fight Cruz when he's 40 and they'll still lose to him.
>F-f-ight my boy Cody No Love'
>>68128512
He will KO Diaz with a lucky punch. Diaz chin can't hold up forever.
>>68128546
kek
>>68128551
Conor is a Featherweight. Nate is a Welterweight. That's a two weightclass difference.
>>68128547
>Casuals casualing about a meme fighter who lost on 10 days notice
>>68128552
>being this much of a casual
Bet you also think mayweather is shit and runs around right? :^)
>tfw you realize your boy will win back his belt because bisping is no match for him
>>68128550
>Americans
>s
>>68128558
>Implying Cody the Boxer wouldn't drill the rabbit back into the ground
>>68128573
>This casual understanding of weight classes
They both weigh around 170 lbs walking around, only difference is that Nate doesn't starve himself to go fight 5'6" manlets then call himself the GOAT
>>68128581
post-USADA chris stands even a slight chance against natty GOAT bisping
>>68128573
lmaoing at these lies.
>>68128556
After the fight Cruz praised Faber while faber was nice but also said "Dom hits hard but not as hard as my boy cody no love", already taking a shot at Dom and trying to promote one of his shitty alpha fails.
Dom is just not a bitch boy that will play it up for the media and try to look nice for faber.
>>68128577
I think Cruz is shit and runs around.
>>68128573
Nate is a lightweight who cuts a fair amount to make weight.
Conor is a featherweight who cuts a fuck load to make weight.
They're both natural lightweight fighters, Conor just likes the size advantage at FW. It's not a coincidence he lost the first fight he had against a rangier fighter.
I just realised conor vs nate 2 is at WW. What the fuck is conor thinking?
>>68128597
That's because you're a retard 189er
>>68128597
I think you're a casual who just started watching this sport at UFC 194
>>68128605
read the thread.
>>68128598
Why can't they have same day weigh ins to prevent people from cutting weight? Why not just incentivize people fight at their natural body weight?
>>68128598
who is max holloway
friendly reminder that based cruiseposter was right yet again
>>68128606
>muh "I started watching since belfort debut"
Don't deny he runs pussy.
>>68128605
What do you think he's thinking?
>lost fight at welterweight
>wants to prove he can beat Nate at that exact weight
Not hard
Dont ever talk to me like that again
>>68128605
Probably thinking about not being a bitch
Hey /heem/, just wanted to say I'm back from my shopping adventure.
It's fucking pissing down here so much worse, so I did okay leaving when I did.
There was some asian girl there in one of those sort of hippyish knit clingy mini dresses, wtf lol.
>>68128613
Next challenger for the title.
Just told my mom after watching Bisping win a belt that I can do anything I want.
She said go get a job.
I says mom shut your whore mouth
>>68128613
Someone with a much shorter reach than Conor
>>68128616
Runs the entire division yeah you fucking retard
What exactly do you think the point of him running, is? For the hell of it? Of course you do. You're a fucking retard
>>68128394
Literally looks like bald Kosheck.
>>68128623
i read this 5 times and have no idea what you're trying to say
>>68128632
I have no doubt this actually happened.
Missus is still pissed that I watched 199 instead of taking her out. Still not talking to me.
>it was worth it
did he deserve it?
>>68128636
>he actually thinks this
Because if he doesn't he'll have that 2016 1080p 4K version of that guillotine. Add another retard in your reply to make you any less wrong. Pussy.
>>68128440
Did you know Thomson's shin was permanently dented from that?
What the hell are the Diaz bro skulls made from?
>>68128623
Glad you survived senpai. Did you give the BWC?
>>68128654
>not watching it with you like my girl did
Get a fighter, not a quitter.
>>68128655
Yes. Esther Lin being banned is shit though, she didn't do anything and she's taken hundreds of the best MMA photos of all time.
>>68128598
>They're both natural lightweight fighters
Conor didn't cut any weight to make 170. Nate had to cut ~10 lbs to make 170.
Now will he stop being cocky in the ring?
>>68128656
>193ers trying to discuss Dominick Cruz's skills and fight style
>>68128670
He was getting fat on a boat in mexico and not even training
>>68128678
no
>>68128678
>"he's flaunting"
>"This upsets me, somebody stop him!!"
Whiny ass twat.
>>68128655
nah. that should just prove the UFC has a rat who leaks shit early. not ariel's fault. he's just doing his job
poor cockhold
>>68128678
After that performance, he'll have to if he ever plans of challenging again because I can guarantee that he won't be a rematch. You can't be a champ for one fight, get KO'd in first round and have a rematch. He'll have to work his way back up.
>>68128681
He wasn't getting fat he was sick and vomiting profusely everyday. There's also no doubt that not training causes you to lose muscle mass. Nate was lighter than he would have been if he were in Stockton training.
>>68128388
Moo Saucy got meme'd by a dumb nigger but rebounded
he also knew Lyoto was cheating
>>68128680
>BR Internet forcing you to wait on that dial-up reply from two hours ago
If only it was as fast as Cruz.
>>68128678
Nah, he's a piece of shit Chad who got BTFO by BASED BISKING and he can't handle the bantz
Cesar vs Puppers
When will we see a rematch?
>>68128581
Rockhold has just been exposed as being weak as piss
And we all know Weidman is slow
>>68128670
Nate should be at Welterweight but he got memed on by dudes his size so he went to a lower weight division to try to beat up on smaller guys, exactly like Conor did.
Paige or Hendo's baby girl?
>>68128696
>Chad
This isn't your /r9k/ hugbox
>>68128594
chris has a better chin, he never would have gotten wobbled by bispiss
>>68128695
>that pathetic attempt at bantering
>>68128683
Henderson is a sack of shit the way he elbows clearly unconscious opponents.
>>68128712
>wanting to deal with dating Hendo's baby girl
LMAO
Fuck that nigga.
>>68128656
He outgrappled Cruz the entire time, your stupid point still makes zero sense
You're a fucking casual idiot
Go kill yourself
Retard
>>68128708
Nate lost 2 fights at Welterweight by decision and won 2 by KO he didn't get memed
>>68128721
tought guy using cuss words
>>68128697
did he died?
>>68128721
Still salty are we?
>>68128717
>classic gb2r
Nice to see 2012 memes finally got to the dirty water region.
>>68128729
*He got outgrappled by Cruz the entire time
>>68128712
with those firm yet thick thighs and the way she can move her hips i'm gonna have to go with paige
https://amp.twimg.com/v/c6dfa2b3-83da-4daf-97cb-a555bb24b824
This is unironically the greatest thing ever
>>68128729
>sperging out this hard
Don't pop a vein, pussy. I could outgrapple your faggot ass.
anyone got a pic of bisbong sitting with the belt at the post fight presser? preferably with a shit eating grin
>>68128729
>he outgrappled Cruz
>>68128713
Go to bed Luke.
>>68128655
FREE ARIEL
>spicy as fuck all around
>greatest fight pass prelims
>guida losing in last 20 seconds
>penne got slaughtered again
>bobby green slept after shit talking
>old man hendo KO's roid monkey with head kick then backwards elbow
>lombard on the ground forever
>holloway and lamas are just bleed as fuck with a legendary bang sesh
>fabers pants falling down through the entire fight
>fabers second ass revealed
>bisping KO's luke cold
>bisping is the middleweight champion
Am I missing anything? Can we solidify this as one of the greatest cards of all time?
>>68128739
>sperging so hard you typod
Wonder what it's like to be a Stan.
>>68128746
>oh no i got btfo, better call him mad!!!!!
How about you pop a bullet in your thick fucking head, retard
>>68128764
>ariel gets Palestine'd
>Rockhold throws a bitch fit after he cant take the banter
definitely top 5 events of all time
>>68128773
>ill call him a retard and keep typing Kys!!!!
Take your own advice, pussy.
>>68128765
>being such a dumb sperg retard sperging out you didn't even notice the first time
lmao
>>68128746
you lost, uriah. get over it.
>>68128712
>wanting to get heemed into another galaxy
i think i'll stick with the undercover Bonobo thanks
why are the Americans so upset?
if Conor takes the rematch his career is over, he's not cutting to 145 again and losing two in a row to Nate will crush all momentum
>>68128779
>typing to two different people as if we're the same person
S P E R G
P
E
R
G
>>68128764
Also they announce Diaz/McNugget 2 and they announce Bork returning to fuck caraway's GF while he watches
>>68128708
Wouldn't happen to the GOAT
>>68128590
lol. conor more likely is 160-165 and nate is probably 180. for their fight anyway with conor eating up and nate coming of vacation
>>68128764
>Am I missing anything
Yes the first Korean - Mexican guy fight, that draw between Spacey and Mutacpic[sic] (Great call by the judges), and Brock being back.
>>68128778
>no you!!!
God you are so fucking pathetic
>>68128780
>uriah
guys this isn't SA, stop calling each other spergs.
>>68128789
>it wasn't me, I swear!!!!!!!
Take the L
is there a way to find out what music the fighters used on their walkouts? like the ufc or some autist online keeps track of it?
>>68128655
Idk, but it's perfectly within their rights. Ariel knew he'd been stepping on toes lately. UFC probably wanted the press through their outlets and not MMAFighting too. That's monetary loss.
>>68128807
First reply without a retard, impressive. Maybe you'll make it to a gym.
>>68128800
What excuses will you have when Conor gets humiliated again? He was too busy focusing on Floyd?
>>68128795
nice framerate makes it so easy to tell what's going on and it's definitely not a worthless gif you should delete right now
thanks john smith
>>68128752
>>68128744
imagine how hype that would have been if helwani didn't spoil it
>>68128818
And you've made another reply that is indicative of someone who should immediately end their life
I suggest you follow up on that and make your parents proud for the first time in their lives
>this will be the conversation
>"well i was sayin' man "rockholds got his chin up high" and then bisping hit him with that left hook he hit anderson with and OH MY GOD i just couldn't believe my eyes he put luke on QUEER STREET with that hook" *schaub chimes in* "left hook larry" *rogan* "left hook larry is right man bisping has arguably the cleanest left hook at middleweight. all that work with jason parillo sure is paying off" *callen* "how long do you think it would take me to develop a hook like that?" ....
>>68128708
>>68128823
>Wouldn't happen to the GOAT
better quality
>>68128744
>Jones being driven
I wonder why lmao.
>>68128825
>imagine how hype that would have been if helwani didn't spoil it
This. It'd have been so great. I can only imagine the exhilaration the people who woke up to the news feel, but now I had to read about it from some scrummy little tweet.
>>68128825
Nobody actually expected him to fucking show up at the end of it, you shill
Is Faber the natty GOAT? He doesn't even take vaccines.
>>68128821
none. i was the only one yelling stockton at the venue i went to see 196 at and i got drinks thrown at me for it fuck mcmemelord
>>68128832
>typing like this all of a sudden to prove something
How's the autism?
Was Hendo's heem last night Top 10?
>>68128836
I cannot fucking wait for Joe Rogan to retire or die
Bisping vs Jacare
Luke vs Whittaker and Weidman vs Romero or
Luke vs Weidman 2 and Whittaker vs Romero
Diaz vs Silva
Belfort vs Machida
>>68128851
I've been telling you to do humanity a favor quite a few times now, kiddo
>>68128856
>disliking Rogan
Kek
>Rockhold during the post-fight press conference
that was the best part of the ko
>>68128856
Just kill yourself. Much quicker.
>>68128848
That's the point. How hype would it have been if there was no indication at all that they were even considering Brock
>>68128849
obvious signs of growth hormones
>>68128856
He should just retire and do fight companions every card 2bh. Would be dope.
>>68128865
He's shit-tier
Brian Stann does his job better
>>68128859
Are you having a hard time understanding what I said? I'm quite the teacher if you have learning disabilities.
>>68128856
Same, screaming roided drugfucked idiot
>>68128849
>>68128869
I didn't expect Brock to be in that, at all. I would've had the same reaction since I was skeptical of if he was even returning.
Quit shilling
>>68128877
agreed
>>68128655
What did this cunt expect when he leaked that secret?
>>68128877
Negative.
>>68128865
it's because he takes Rogan seriously. many fite fans make this mistake and get triggered.
>>68128879
Not at all. You seem to be having a hard time understanding since you haven't hung yourself yet you waste of fucking life. Your mother is a complete fucking embarrassment to humanity for not aborting you. Your father is equally a pathetic sack of shit, like you, for raising you.
Your entire bloodline is a fucking joke
BisGOAT is natty p4p best
>>68128897
>im a navy seal copy pasta response
Lmao
can someone be MY BOY and link me to the thread where bisbong heemed rocksalt live?
Lesnar vs overeem
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a1dbaecb-a013-4483-93a0-12228a4489d7.webm
Brock vs Cain with spinny Lesnar
http://webm.land/media/tmp/71f3d5cb-90ab-473a-8492-614ef3ebeee7.web
http://webm.land/media/tmp/cf635ebe-46de-4304-b84f-bba146480471.webm
Someone upload these pls, on mobile.
>>68128897
tough guy using cuss words
>>68128913
I didn't say I was navy seal
You seem shook
>>68128895
He's a hype man. What do you expect from a hype man?
>>68128884
This is a work safe board. Delete that pic
So was it the new weight-cutting that led to the great card?
>>68128697
Cesar is legitimately retarded. Blows my mind that he literally gets paid millions of dollars to broadcast animal abuse.
>>68128922
>doesn't know the reference
Wew buddy. You're a handful.
>>68128936
>im only pretending to be retarded
No replicating, reality, retardo.
>>68128939
>still being confused
I know this is harder than your 9th grade English but I think you can do it.
>>68128871
this
>>68128947
Oh I see, you're not trolling. You're just actually retarded
You should fucking hang yourself
>>68128895
>Needing a commentator to embellish everything
Stann-Anik works better. Stann is a straight shooter and Anik is the soulless shill.
What are the chances of Browne heeming Velasquez into oblivion?And who should Poirier fight next?Johnson or Cerrone(once he gets ragdolled by Cote) make sense.
>>68128962
>same response for an hour
I'm at work, I leave in 20 minutes. Meanwhile, you're sitting down at your computer anxiously awaiting the next possibility to say the same thing.
Paaaaaathetic.
>>68128982
It's a heavyweight fight. Everything is 50\50
>>68128856
Ur opinion = WGAF
>>68128988
zzzzzzzz
Try harder in the next life once you claim your own in this one.
>>68128777
>ariel gets Palestine'd
that made me laugh more than it should have
Couldn't watch anything today as I was busy having a gf
Tell me what everything that happened or I will HEEM you, peasants
>>68128982
Yeah i'd say Johnson or maybe Pettis for Poirier
