cockhold on suicide watch
Polands own michael "the cunt" Bisping gets the win
>>68126183
schaub
artem
the hybrid
rockhold confirmed gay
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
>tfw Vince McMahon buys the UFC
Luke Rock-who-ld? haha
memes
JUST HELWANI
![1465102909598[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/H0xpM3v.jpg "1465102909598[1].webm")
Bongland did it lads
>>68127191
What kind of uber-can will they have Brock fight?
>AKA are all gonna lose all the belts, so fuck you.
>>68127165
>that second stare down mid bang
scary
>>68127178
his division is held hostage by mcgoobs, with goof aldo and goof edgar begging to fight him
a 9 winstreak by a talented 24 year old would have any other division taken over by FUCKEN MCGOOOOOOOOOOF
Brock vs Punk, Vince McMahon will interfere to set up Vince vs Dana at Wrestlemania
You heard it here first lads
When is he stepping into the octagon with the intention of fighting?
>>68127202
Mir would make sense, but the talks are Fedor vs Bork.
>>68127189
world manlet champ
>>68127192
lmao rekt
So how bad is Bisping going to mindfuck and Facial Abuse Chris? Look
>"I fooked up the guy who fucked you m8"
>"Jesus isn't real"
>"looking a little small since USADA Chris"
>"God won't protect you from me"
>>68127202
Fabio Maldonado
>>68127197
michael's daughter
i would
Great so for the next 2 weeks every offical ufc post on youtube/facebook/whatever is going to have whiny faggots crying about Helwani, just like they cried about Stitch. Hey idiots, did it work for Stitch? Move on. What a dumb thing to waste energy being mad over, especially after such a great night of fights. Its just another example of low income losers looking for a reason to vilify the ufc so they can feel like its ok to pirate their events.
How do you think Hendo felt hearing Bisbong run his mouth off the entire time?
>>68127217
Mir is suspended, would have been a perfect fight.
CM PUNK EMPLOYED ALMOST 2 YEARS EDITION
>Cruz vs McGregor @ catchweight is a real possiblity
>>68127197
>Thicc Australian wife
That's it lad.
>>68127174
HEIL SCHAUB
who else sad we won't get to see more of cockyhold
he was just getting started
heeminder
>>68123962
>>68124057
That was the greatest UFC card I have ever watched, I'm so happy I could watch it with you lads.
>>68127242
BELIEVE ME YOU
>549 days
>>68127217
Fedor is fighting Maldonado
FOR THE LOVE OF MEMES SOMEONE JUST HELWANI
>>68127244
me too
want to suck my dick?
post fifth round robbie
>>68127250
every OP should have a day count of how long phil brooks has been in the ufc without fighting
I'll wipe that smug look off ya face
how good would have it been if bisking had said i'm not suprised motherfucker into the camera
>>68127228
BisGOAT would absolutely destroy Hendo.
>>68127244
How great the card was almost made up for that Russian CP poster in the game thread. I've been coming here for years and never saw that shit.
>>68127254
Got what he deserved. Why would a company keep a guy around who keeps leaking shit? Typical rat Jew.
>>68127228
Probably thinking about shutting him up again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh7F4HXH8uA
>>68127228
>ishouldvefinishedthejob.jpg
is bisping getting laid tonight
Lads that was the goat card and a fantastic Heemspeak fight companion
Top lads
Top memes
Top heems
You just got knocked the fuck out mate, I think you're suspended
>>68127258
n-no
>mfw Cock Chestnar returning and Bisping winning both knocked Dindu Ali's death off the front page of E!SPN
Will Bisping be knighted now?
How would Brock fare against Ngannou?
>>68127242
>This meme actually happened
>>68127228
old man pissed his pants
he's retiring cause he know he can't beat BISKING
GOAT
Retired Anderson
Retired Cuckhold
Retired HENDERSON
>>68127265
>oi im not surprised u cheeky blokes!
>>68127280
>>68127267
Rematch when
BRO BRO BRO
succ
>>68127228
No juice Hendo would get fucked up
![anderson650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VNgClqc.jpg "anderson650[1].jpg")
>Mic-cael Mic-cael....es time I ready....I back...es time
>>68127228
hendo coming back for a title run
>>68127302
that wont stop being funny
Did Lombard wake up?
Reminder that not only did Hendo not die but he won via second round ko. Imagine a hendo/bisping parlay. Shit probably paid 20 to 1.
man UFC 200 with Honda, Conor, Brock and DC/JJ2 all on the card would probably reach May/Pac ppv numbers
>>68127299
michael never recovered, true story
rip michael bisbong 1979-2011
>>68127244
y-you too
>>68127276
pm his son on reddit, he probably knows
>>68127299
Hendo would need a reinforced steel wall built around him go stop Bisping obliterating get soft poof
Last event I watched was UFC 193.
Want to get back into it, plan is to watch all the events since then. Are any of the that bad, that I should just skip?
how is my husbando dong-hyun~~:3
DONT MAKE ME BLOW ON THAT DICK JON
The happiest people in the world today: Every middleweight contender.
>>68127285
I still can't get over how that motherfucker flips with just the momentum of his arms and POWAAAAA. I hope Firas is able to really train him
>>68127302
why does cormier look so much like pepe?
>>68127323
UFC 33 is the goat card of all time
>>68127314
It's amazing he didn't take a longer layoff from the Magny fight to begin with
Now he's been killed twice in one year
What a madman
I'm just an average bloke
>>68127165
"This was my Favorite moment ever when they decided to do that" - Joe Rogan
>>68127332
>DC deleted Luke's chin
kek
>>68127299
The prettiest KO my eyes have ever seen
>>68127334
looks like some crazy no gravity dragonball-z shit
he is a freak of nature
>>68127190
And then fights Donald Trump for the title of POTUS in the ufc 200 main event.
>>68127299
It is true that Bisping actually died here?
I've heard that the current one is just another fighter that had surgery and hypnosis done to be the next Bisping.
Just a rumor though.
regional heem from today
>USADA comes in and finally cleans up the sport
>On a level laying field, the NATTY GOAT wins the Championship
Not a coincidence. GOAT card.
>>68127343
>Rampage vs. Arona: Black Lives Matter Edition
Now that Cruz almost finished faber twice(straya you still got the cap of my prediction) what is next for him? He certainly looked another level
maybe the reason rockhold is getting knocked out (by vitor too) because he cuts a lot of weight? people thought bisping was supposed to have pillow hands, but maybe it's just rockhold's weightcut?
was he able to absorb big shots in the weidman fight? i can't remember
>>68127359
fucking HEEMED
is he dead
Poor kid
>>68127271
I'm not sure if anyone liked him. His interviews are always awkward because he doesn't know how to coax and just fires off the most intrusive questions imaginable. Even Nate made fun of him getting fired from Fox. Also his personality is just so fake and I can't remember anything interesting he has ever said. Because of that he was only useful for leaking information and he might run out of bridges to burn pretty soon.
>>68127368
Mighty Mouse
>>68127368
superfight vs yair rodriguez
JUST
ARIEL
PLEASE
>>68127332
>i didn't drop Luke
If Bisping can HEEM Rockhold DC absolutely dropped him many times in sparring
>>68127250
>>Hypocrite
>>Whiner
>>Coward
>>Manlet
>>Doesn't lift
>>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>>Emo geek
>>Entitled brat
>>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>>Reads comic books
>>Pathetic quitter
>>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>>Hissy fit enthusiast
>>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>>Meat-fearer
>>Booze-dodger
>>Pudding belly
>>Straight edge weakling
>>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>>Ultra-sensitive
>>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>>Doesn't like to party
>>Zero coordination
>>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>>Still watches The Walking Dead
>>Never drew a penny
>>Tragic gluten-free diet
>>Potty mouth
>>Brittle bones
>>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>>Hasn't taken a shower
>>Hasn't hit the weights
>>My Chemical Romance fan
>>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>>Awful tattoos
>>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>>GTS stolen from KENTA
>>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>>Adored by beta morons
>>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>>Cried about Lesnar
>>Cried about The Rock
>>Cried about HHH
>>Cried about Vince
>>Cried about The Big Guy Ryback
>>Cried about the doctors
>>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>549 days employed by UFC. 0 fights.
>You won't even last a round this time Bizbing
>>68127357
>Venom Bisping
>>68127378
mm will never fight cruz again, by the time mm will be ready, cruz will be out of the sport
Be honest, is he the greatest of all time?
>>68127368
He'll prob fight Dillashaw again. Dodson should be ending the Garbrandt meme around that time.
>>68127375
His mom will be Luke's escort for the night
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/4/11859804/brock-lesnar-close-to-finalizing-deal-to-fight-at-ufc-200
is this why ariel got banned?
>>68127357
First Bisping was killed there
His clone malfunctioned after Vitor detached his eye permanently
Boonbong 3.0 is the nattiest, GOATest Bongbang yet, with identical facial features of that of a disfigured Bingbong 2.0. The "disfigured" eye actually is a targeting computer and detects power levels
>>68127397
They call him Bisking for a reason.
>>68127399
you mean his dad
>>68127398
>He'll prob fight Dillashaw again
I dont wanna see that 2bh cause there's a chance he could lose.
MM superfight sounds way more appealing.
>>68127400
Yes. And rightfully so!
>post yfw Cockhold got rocked and slept
>>68127400
That's the word, worst part is that photographer Esther Lin also got caught in the crossfire. She's also banned.
>>68127190
nipple implants?
>>68127397
If he beats Jacare, he is the GOAT middleweight.
>>68127368
Dillashaw then Mighty Mouse
Struve-Bork at 200 when though
>>68127418
so hard to take photo's
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKKmTgsfV8
>>68127417
>>68127416
>chance he could lose
he won after 10 years in rehab
he'd win the next convincingly
>>68127397
Netherland's own Michel Bispijn, truely a hero
Jacare beats Bisping
Weidman beats Rockhold 2
Weidman beats Jacare
>>68127397
>yfw Natty Bisking was right and only lost to roided up cheaters
>>68127417
>>68127436
>Weidman beats Jacare
Wew la'
>>68127435
Fuck off Russia or I'll slap one across ya chin silly bloke
>>68127426
struve vs bork would break 2mil ppv's
I hope dana is smart and books this
>>68127417
>mfw Undertaker challenges the winner of Brock v TBD
>>68127217
>Fedor vs Bork
Am I the only that found it weird that they listed Fedor for having 15 title defenses when it popped up during 199? He was never signed to the ufc
>>68127416
MM has said he won't move up until he sets the record for title defenses. Johnson has a far better chance at beating him than Dillashaw.
>>68127343
Is that what people complain about when they say blacks get fucked up by the police over there?
Will he get booed out of the stadium after Mickey Gall starches him?
>>68127397
Brasil's own Miguel Bispinginho Da Silva is a true legend
>>68127305
>Anderson becomes champ again
>Fights Weidman again
P O T T E R Y
So Mark Hunt tweeted UFC told me to keep ready. Hunto vs Brock?
who you guys got?
>TBD IS A MOOONNSSTERRR
>WUURLD CLASS STRIKING
>WUURRRLD CLASS BJJJ
>TOUGHEST TEST YET
>>68127417
>mfw I just realized Taker and Brock are gonna do it .....for real
Michael Bisping beat Anderson Silva and KO'd Luke Rockhold to become UFC champion
what the fuck
>mfw a bunch of English crumpettes are rooting for a Turkish man.
Expected desu.
When will someone JUST Ariel?
Other than Michael Bisping, is there a single good white fighter?
REDDIT FACT
>Every person that beat Anderson Silva in the UFC has become Middleweight champion.
My boy Anderson still breaking record after dead
>tfw after 10 years NATTY GOAT is the first English Champion
Beautiful.
>>68127454
the white dude looks mixed
>>68127473
Jon Jones is pretty good
>>68127464
He's taking advantage of a weak pool at the moment.
He's going to lose it next fight. Just watch.
>>68127473
daniel cormier
>>68127482
jbj is black
>fucking faggot
what did bisping mean by this?
>>68127473
Cruz
>>68127454
Yep. According to black people in da hood it's okay to fight with the cops but when they retaliate it's time to riot because reasons.
>>68127470
What did he even do?
>>68127431
he never said "no"
everything he said was true
>>68127459
I cannot go against Super Samoan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_jzW4bWdI
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>>68127484
if the pool is weak, why are you saying hes going to lose next. sounds like this is the BISPING ERA
>>68127465
He was born on a military base, ya dum dum.
>>68127459
yes pls, brock is dumb enough to take that fight
We literally memed Bisping into being champ
Does this mean DC will literally suck Jon to submission?
>>68127498
>implying he is getting a shot
LMAO
Rockhold vs Romero and Bisping Vs Jacare
>WWE and UFC brokered a deal to have Brock show up for UFC 200 in July then go back to WWE for Summerslam in August
>The state of Conor "literal who" McGregor's records
All of them will be smashed like Luke's jaw tonight. Believe you me.
>>68127482
>tfw Jones should have lost from a toe injury and we missed out on Sonnen becoming king of /sp/
What happened to the erla of de foitin irelish?
YOU ALL DOUBTED THE NATTY GOAT
ALL OF YOU
APOLOGISE
Any chance Brock faces CM Punk?
>>68127431
what a fucking clown with that excuse, just say it was a tech error, total goof
>>68127503
>beats the GOAT (twice)
>beats Machida
>beats Belfort
>goes 4 rounds with Rockhold even after getting his face smashed
>doesn't deserve to reclaim his belt from Bisbong
is u srs?
>>68127501
it could be an easy fight for Brock, Hunt has shit grappling defense. Gets taken down and then hammer fist into shit.
>>68127473
dominick cruz
dos anjos
>>68127417
>>68127509
ikr
>>68127417
And I loved every second of it.
>>68127507
As nice as it'd be to see, especially given how Brock probably doesn't really give a shit he's the top draw as long as he's getting paid, I think casuals are still far more interested in Conor and Nate/Conor 2 might actually edge out more buys
>>68127529
>dos anjos
he asked about white fighters
Gastelum has a fat ass face.
>>68127509
This. I accidentally drank thirty beers for lunch and slept through the event on accident and now I think I might have died and woke up in some weird afterlife.
>>68127496
He literally said Brock is retired minutes before an ad came out showing that Brock will be fighting in the next PPV
>>68127503
He's the greatest Middleweight of all time and only has one loss on his record ever
>you will never be permaheemed by an old man
Why bother living at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVJdZWpi95Q
>>68127501
I want brock to come back in and get heemed hard.
Between miocic, hunt, and overeem, he's getting Alezhimers by the time he hits 45 if he comes back into the octagon.
>>68127527
He is not getting a shot la, Jacare vs Bisping and Rockhold vs Weidman 2
Cap this
>>68127522
no!
>>68127528
he has zero chance of taking hunt down without getting hurt, lesnar freezes when he gets hit
>>68127459
The amout of fucking cash for both of them would be immense. Hunto will delete Brock.
Bisping said faggot on camera, is he getting stripped lads?
>>68127537
>casuals are still far more interested in Conor and Nate/Conor 2 might actually edge out more buys
I beg to differ. Brock is a bigger attraction and both companies know this.
>>68127189
what is the origin of the no cussing meme?
The only way UFC 200 will top this card is if Bork fucks Meisha inside the octagon with Mike Goldberg, Joe Rogan, and Bryan Caraway commentating.
this move is GOAT
>>68127527
>not giving the shot to the guy with a 2,457 day streak, 10 title defenses, and KO'd the current champion in his last fight
>>68127541
That's Cub Swanson you idiot
>>68127527
>>beats the GOAT (twice)
Fluke wins
>beats Machida
>beats Belfort
Inconsistent fighters
>goes 4 rounds with Rockhold even after getting his face smashed
He was just prolinging the inevitable
Face it, Weidman is a fraud especially since he got beat by Rockhold.
>>68127537
even is no fan of ufc wants to see brock fight (which wouldn't be the case) a million wwe faggots will buy the card
>>68127540
if you aren't black or asian, you're white
>>68127563
silvas place is back here in the jungle with his grandchildren
Who should Rockhold fight next /heem/?
>>68127512
>Sonnen retires with the belt after winning by toe injury
>comes back to fight Bisping because he already beat him once
>wins boring decision
>Sonnen becomes first two division champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM
>>68127542
my sides can't handle all of this
>>68127563
>KO'd the current champion in his last fight
dafuq is you talking 'bout
Jesus Christ almighty our lord and savior
>mfw I just watched that Reyes vs Kim fight
Insanity. What the fuck is that Kim guy made of...
>>68127527
The combined age of Weidman's last 3 opponents before Rockhold has to be something like 150 years or something.
>>68127573
Weidman/Romero
>>68127580
probably south america
>>68127558
You really think so? I don't know, I just feel he's lost some of that draw over time and the sport has changed. People want to see all the trash talking now and Conor's delivering that in spades whereas Bork won't really be.
Weidman vs Bisping @ MSG
Jacare vs Rockhold 2
Silva vs Hall
Belfort vs Machida
>>68127549
>>bisbong memes his way to a win over Jac
>>Luke spirals into a suicidal hurricane and gets TKOd by weidman.
can it happen /heem/?
me on the left
>Saves UFC 100
>Back to save UFC 200
name ONE (1) MMA event superior to UFC 199
>>68127559
Cruz said something along the lines of
>oh tough guy, using cuss words
to Faber after he swore at him
>tfw both boys win
>>68127334
Looks like gymnastics tumbling or high diving in the past there. Dangerous skills. He'll probably take someone's head off with a spinning kick and they'll have to go to a break while looking for it.
>>68127563
CHECK THE RECORD DOM
>>68127586
link?
I wanna watch it again
>>68127596
A man can only dream
>>68127601
UFC 189
>>68127542
>I accidentally drank thirty beers for lunch
>>68127605
And Faber replied
>I like using cuss words
>>68127566
Weidman is far from a fraud you memeing faggot
>>68127542
psh, it's not that big of an upset. Not like when Soto destroyed Dillashaw.
>>68127594
Brock may be an autistic spazz but the little he says is bretty good and people mostly like him cause he's a big white gorilla
that "do you see me now" shit he said was powerful imo
Jacare will sub Bisbong inside of two rounds and Bizbing knows it.
>>68127165
Bisping getting drunk tonight. Somebody needs to grab a camera and ask him what he thinks of Muslims. Guarantee the answer will be hilarious.
>>68127516
Can you do it on the one where he's looking sad/devastated?
So what does this Ariel thing actually mean? He won't cover MMA anymore, or that he'll have far less inside scoop for UFC and won't really have any material worth reporting?
>>68127598
the one with the boobs and dressed like a hooker?
or the pre-pubescent closet case?
>>68127595
>mfw I'll be there for all the spicy bangers
anyone else wanna see Hendo's son vs Bisping's son? Who do you reckon would win?
>>68127632
Jacare will be the betting favorite.
>>68127580
SANTA MARIA
Somewhere in Latin American. Go Argentina.
>>68127633
good point. ariel's free now, so he should start following fighters around.
>>68127631
Well I hope he does prove to be a draw
Conor running his mouth about numbers all the time gets a bit much, it'd be humorous if Bork comes along and smashes it. As I said I just don't see it though
After that main event, betting on winners and losers in MMA looks like such a coin toss now. Also of all the main events we've had in PPVs since UFC 193, the only favorites to win was Jones against OSP. That's insane. There have been upsets in all the main events for the past 6 months and that's not even looking at co-mains.
>>68127642
Hendos, Bispings son has no heart, he said his dad would lose that's why Bisking elbowed him and kissed his wife instead
>>68127224
she looks like she smells delicious
>>68127644
Is there a single fighter in the top 5 Bisping would be favorite against?
>>68127637
Most likely non of those.
He still has the scoop because he stills has friends high up in Zuffa, and because he is mad as fuck right now most likely he is gonna shit all over Dana in his next MMA Hour and then proceed to fuck up every secret they have.
>>68127642
hendos son has that genetic KO power inherited from hendo and bisping song is just a skinny nerdy kid with no chin
1776 would happen again
MICHAEL
THE COUNT
BISPING
>>68127654
>I don't see it though
Brock > Conor in terms of popularity any year. Also HW fights tend to draw more cause like Goldie said, people love the big men.
>muh jacare
>forgetting pissping has laser guided strikes
>thinking BRs can handle the stand up game against the legend
No one can stand up to the pissking
>>68127666
probably not satan
does this mean Bisbong is our boy now?
>>68127660
wrong son, idiot
>>68127654
Do you not know how autistic man drama fans are? Just go to /asp. and see how infested that board is with nonsense.
>>68127657
>he hasn't bet on underdogs besides Bones, Mouse, and Cyborg
do you HATE money?
>>68127397
Greatest Of All Gate Keepers
HOW DO THOSE LEMONS TASTE
>>68127668
I can heem you into oblivion.
