Hello darkness
hope he suddoku's
bisping putting the bantz spurs to him is glorious
No.
No card can ever top this. I've said this at least five times in the past two years.
But this time I'm serious.
I love you, monster
Cuckhold's pissy face at the press conf was so funny
Top 10 for LEFT HOOK LARRY
If you hate Ariel, you are UFC shill with no objectivity.
Who /LeftHookLarry/ here?
15/10
Rockhold remind anyone else of Vegeta?
>>68126183
So who doe Bisbing fight next and can he defend his title better?
STILL MY BOY
Luke brought these bantz on himself. I actually like the guy, but gotta be more humble
Cruz is undisputed GOAT.
>Bisbong on his second beer
L E F T H O O K
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R
Y
>>68126163
It's the exact opposite m8. If you love Conor you have to love natty GOAT Bispong. It's just this one autismo american who's hating right now.
>>68126206
>hating jews makes you a jew
?
>>68126183
Sudoku when
Has Schaub commented on tonights events?
>>68126213
hahahah
can't wait to see Jones destroy him
>>68126212
no but Cruz reminds me of Jin Kazama
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
>>68126198
>tfw your only friend is your corporate sponsor
>>68126232
>Report does his job as a reporter
>Gets mad at him
Grant, UFC has every right to ban him, if they want a group of UFC shills as their reporters, they have the right to do so.
>>68126213
kek that was me he told to get off his twitter what a nig nog i aint even briton
>>68126226
more like undisputed YAWN
What beer is Bisping drinking?
is it special edition UFC BUD LITE?
>>68126213
>the city of AKA
>good guy Bisping
I like Left Hook Larry a lot better than Bisping tbqh
NIGGA IS DOING ETHER WITHOUT A BEAT
HOLY SHIT
>tfw u get btfo by a guy on a two week camp
>>68126231
I've disliked Bisping for his entire career. Sorry if I don't feel like sucking his dick now.
>>68126251
High Life
>American Kuckboxing Academy
>>68126251
looks like he's switching between beers the bottles are different colors
Can one of our reddit correspondents report on whether they are but hurt with bispings post fight bants?
>>68126198
>>68126243
Who the hell says "I love you" to some big company sponsor?
>>68126243
>Cruz is beloved by his gym.
>My fightfu Angela Hill "stayed with him" while training.
he does alright I think
Cruz would make Conor look like dogshit
Shitty meme fighters getting lucky knock outs is killing the ufc
>>68126206
I actually hated him a long time ago because he asked nothing but softball ass bland questions all of the time.
I'm fine with him being the one to report leaks, as I'm fine with not seeing him being a television reporter/interviewer. As I'm fine with the UFC telling him to fuckoff for trying to shit where he eats.
>>68126257
>tfw you btfo a guy on a two week camp
lmao luke mad as fuck
>>68126236
who cares hes a cheeto finger douchebag faggot
Luke about to leap over and get caught by LHL.
Holy shit I crashed into a tree two weeks ago and just pulled a two inch splinter out of my chest
What the fuck
>>68126259
>I've disliked Bisping for his entire career. Sorry if I don't feel like sucking his dick now.
>THE SALT MINING OPERATION OF LUKE ROCKHOLD
KEK
K E K
KEK
L E M O N S
luke is so mad rn
>>68126250
Kek, get cucked.
34 days....
>Going to celebrate this victory tonight with a fresh, hot, Papa John’s Pizza, as well as a nice cold Budweiser.
>>68126288
>CHEST PIECE CHESTER
LEMON LUKE
Rockhold's face is priceless.
SALTY
A
L
T
Y
>>68126259
Luke please, get back to selling Part 3 lmao
>i have nothing against the guy
but you just called him an asshole...
lol
I got a bad feeling about Luke's future. I think this is the start of his decline. I see him going Loss-Win-Loss in his nxt three fights
what's this left hand Larry business
Dan henderson vs Bisping 2 pls
rip literally the only good journalist covering this trash sport
>>68126288
look where you're going next time
Hendo just retire pls
there is proof that i predicted bisping winning
thanks, based britfuck
>>68126314
CORN TO THE CORE
Shit this nigga has the longest pen in the world
>you now remember the tripfag spamming that Faber was going to win while posting the same few webms of Faber knocking Cruz off balance
50-45
HAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT
dan henderson's head is 90% potato i am sure
>>68126324
Left Hand Larry is the champ m8
Hendo should get a retirement match at MSG
>>68126217
damn straight
>>68126332
>literally seething
>>68126332
i almost feel bad for him. almost.
>>68126332
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
>>68126217
NEVER
E
V
E
R
HE'S FEELING THE MEME MAGIC
>>68126327
Sorry your reporter-fu got rekt
All memes aside, we've just lost the best journalist who didn't give a fuck and actually acted like a journalist and not a shill (even when he "worked" for them).
That's always a massive blow. Also BASED waifu Esther.
>>68126341
The biggest surprise to me in the fight was Cruz didn't really use those nice uppercut-type techniques he had so much success with against TJ
How many of you won money on Bispong?
>>68126174
>>68126066
He's so salty holy shit
I don't understand him, he does this shit himself, has rubbed people the wrong way and is generally always cocky, yet when people do it back "I...i don't like him he's so mean"
Pretty sure Bisping wanted to touch gloves and he refused, I think he has every right to tell him to piss off after that
>>68126341
Damn, that upkick tho.
How do you think Hendo feels hearing Bisping flap his lips about being champion
Brock should fight Carwin again.
>Shane Carwin @ShaneCarwin 2h2 hours ago
For everyone blowing up my phone, yes I would take this fight @UFC 200. I would love to knock Brock out. Any time, any place
>>68126351
he is literally salty though
>2-1
>>68126343
No lad I mean where did this fresh meme come from.
>it's 2-1 really
bisping just CANNOT stop shitting on luke and i absolutely love it
>>68126363
lol, what important shit did Ariel ever do
>>68126236
The GOAT is making a comeback.
Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub 1h1 hour ago
HOLY F*CK did that really just happen!!!!!! Congrats @bisping what a crazy time to be ALIVE! 10 yrs in the UFC and finally gets a shot
luke is going to get forever bullied by bisping
SUSPENDED
>you're suspended, shut the fuck up
bisping just won't let up KEK
BISPING BANTER
LEFT HOOK LARRY'S LEMONADE BTFO KEKHOLD.
BRO BRO BRO
YOURE SUSPENDED
>>68126341
Who gives a fuck. Bisping just literally KOd rockhold.
![1465103320880[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/IS9JGon.jpg "1465103320880[1].webm")
MIKE GOLDBERG LITERALLY JUMPING FOR JOY FOR THE NATTY GOAT LADS
FUCKING KEK, LUKE GETTING TOLD
>>68126381
Bispong KOed Rockhold with a left hook and knocked down Silva with one as well.
"You can call me Left Hook Larry!"
BISKING
I
S
K
I
N
G
Luke BTFO for 90 days
jesus
THAILAND
H
A
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A
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D
I can't wait to watch Jacare smash Bisping.
fucking BISPING
>"YOU'RE SUSPENDED SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>MICHAEL "PRINCIPAL-THE COUNT-LEFT HOOK LARRY" BISPING
>>68126369
Hendo is 45 with a sexy wife. He's too fat and happy to care at this point.
>>68126372
Someone better get fucking slept in the first five minutes, or its going to be a snooze-fest.
>>68126409
Michael bout to go balls deep in that lady boi
MICHAEL
FUCKING
BISPING
>You're suspended, shut the fuck up.
godamn hes shitting on luke so much that i'm staritng to feel sorry for him
J U S T
>>68126192
It is called seppuku you manlet fuck.
This damn press conference
>>68126402
I missed that thanks f a m
urijah sad
even if i dont like bisping/cruz what a great card
Bisping isn't a good winner but he's being somewhat cheeky
Luke is a horrible loser
But they say show me a good loser I'll show you a loser. Hard to be humble in defeat and he's getting needled about it too.
>>68126432
>being this new
Stupid fucking weebs
Dominick's voice is so soothing.
Would buy audiobooks from.
>Cruz doesn't really hit people
Cruz talks like a psychopath
walking off a movie set
Michael The Count Bisping on 2 weeks notice.
He did it lads. GOATest of GOAT cards.
I don't get how people can't into bants by now, what are you doing on /sp/ fags
>>68126217
C L O S E T F A G G O T
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>>68126433
possibly the best one i have seen
>the city of Luke Rockhold
>>68126432
I'm certain a subaru is needed for you, one that drives over you
>>68126452
Fucking this. He should do voice acting.
So this post fight presser was entertaining.
Fuck, JewFC is going to start charging for the post fights aren't they?
NO HANDSHAKE
>i-i-it's not just me out here
>i-i love my training partners
>>68126452
>W-w-we'll see
THEY FUCKING CUT THE STREAM WHEN BISPING WENT TO ROCKHOLD
>Le I don't make any money off them man
He's self funded I AM NOW A #CRUZMISSLE
anyone see luke refuse to shake his hand right before it ended?
Cruz getting the last stab in there
>Luke refusing to shake hands at the end
WHY DID YOU CUT IT
>>68126257
>tfw he was filming a movie too
>tfw you personally picked this guy
>tfw you said you were a samurai
>It is a losing venture for you guys against me
B.T.F.O.
>cutting the presser when Bisping and Rockhold are face to face
FUCK
ZUFFA
>>68126452
>>68126455
>tfw no American Psycho audiobook as read by Dominic Cruz
>luke refusing to shake hands
kek
LMAOAOAOA Luke refusing to shake Bispings hand
>Bisping goes to shake Luke's hand
>something going on
>the cut the camera
MICHAEL
"I REKT YOU IN SPARRING M8"
BISPING
IS
THE
NEW
MIDDLEWEIGHT
CHAMPION
OH SHIT LUKE SWUNG!
DID HE SHAKE HIS HAND I NEED TO KNOW
BISP(NG AND LUKE GETTING HEATED
SHOLLER GETTING FLASHBACKS
Do you guys think Faber is gay?
Whenever someone starts getting up around 40 and is still single you have to wonder. I know he's a manlet but he could get a girl like Chadlet did.
>>68126470
>not liking Cruz from the start
I'VE FELT HIS POWER
I'VE FELT HIM
HE'S WEAK AS PISS
>>68126453
He really believed himself there. Shelled up quick as fuck after he got rocked.
>>68126372
>Not Frank Mir
Nigga is begging for a third match with Brock and isn't over getting his shit rekt.
>>68126351
>>68126374
yeah , lol, did you see not shake bisping's hand just before the stream cut out
was he right?
luke is such a salty bitch lmao
>Anderson Silva
>Luke Rockhold
>Matt the only guy to ever beat Jon Hamill
>first brit
Bisping is unironically in contention for GOAT MW
dominick so obsessed with the money aspect
like dog it's faber's gym/legacy of course he's going to rep it at every opportunity
N O
T O U C H
Jacare vs Bisbing you guys got?
HOW DO THOSE LEMONS TASTE
>>68126503
I don't think so, he seems like any typical cali surfer chadbro
He'll probably settle down once he's retired
>tfw you started the BISKING meme
hottest meme going these days
>>68126446
He's worst than Weidman and Hendricks when it comes to these excuses. Bisping is a massive dick.
It's a great combo, Rockhold makes retarded excuse and says he wins a million times out of a million if he never learnt how to jab, Bisping tells him to get fucked and BTFOs him. It's great.
>Don't come in too overconfident pal, I'll wipe that smug look off your face
>>68126526
bisping all the way
he is on fire
>>68126526
Jacare by submission
>>68126526
Bisping, he's the natty GOAT that will thrive in a post USADA world
>>68126526
Jacare by easy peasy sub round 1.
>>68126526
gut says jacare easy but who knows bisping could do a holm vs rousey thing maybe
>>68126521
He's got to support Master Thong's gambling itch somehow.
Was this the real fight of the night /heem/?
>>68126453
Emma Roberts beat up her boyfriend worse.
>>68126526
Idk about that but Jacare will run right through him but no one can take that left hand shot yeh
>>68126430
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>>68126526
Jacare would probably finish Bisping in round 1, like Luke would've if he wasn't an autist.
>>68126521
yeah, even if he is getting a percentage who cares? its not like cody is getting a shot any time soon. he needs to let it go
>>68126526
Bisbong decision
Brock vs Hunt would be honestly based
>>68126546
Yes
>Dom's glorious awkward movement
>his great analytic mind
>that tasty smooth voice
N-no homo?
>>68126546
>manlets
keku fuck no
they have no power
>>68126526
>picking a hue in a post-usada world
>>68126526
When is the Madison Square Garden card?
Weidman is fighting for the belt at that event.
Not sure there is time to give Jacare a shot between then and now.
>>68126526
I'd go with Jacare. But after today I have doubts.
>>68126526
Gatorman unless for some reason he does the same thing Luke did. I just don't see Bisping stopping the takedowns and bjj fuck.
>>68126526
Bisping could win if it goes to decision.
>>68126556
>>68126556
it's hyping a fight for dom's benefit if anything
>>68126532
Good job Conor.
Bisping can't stop burning Rockhold tonight
BISPING TOP LAD
So can we agree that Lawler, Cruz, Jones and MM are the only champs with a high fight IQ?
DAMN
https://youtu.be/Y8fJdGUQ1Lk?t=53m49s
>>68126561
Post USADA,this is Romero's destiny right?
Nick/Whittaker vs Romero would be a banger.
>yfw bork's opponent is cm cuck
>>68126257
>>68126551
do this one pls
What a fun fucking night. Had a blast. I'll do a more detailed blog tomorrow morning. I'm pretty tired.
Leave Lesnar to me
>>68126526
Bisping.
>Braziians
>post USADA
>>68126217
no longer my boy. all my previous boys have been replaced with Holloway for that gangster ass shit he did in the final round of a fight he clearly dominated.
>if anyone can supply me with a webm of that it would be greatly appreciated.
>>68126561
too bad for you he only fucks his dog
>>68126590
how much were your tickets?
NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHOT
>main event making everyone forget that hendo killed lombard
>>68126583
Of course
>>68126596
How pathetic. Take the loss like a man and keep it moving.
>luke could have wrestlefucked bisbing so hard
Cocky fucker forgot Vitor deleted his chin.
UFC in the 2010s
The JUST dynasty, especially in regards to fighters doing something stupid and getting caught like
>Weidman
>Rockhold
>Werdum
>Aldo
>Anderson
To name a few
>It's 2-1 really
>You just got knocked out, I think you're suspended
Hahahahahaha Bisping is just too much, if you don't enjoy him you're literally a prissy little faggot. Rockhold is SEETHING
>>68126590
sleep tite fite fan
>>68126596
what a sore loser Cuckhold is
i am getting hard knowing he's going to cry himself to sleep. hope BisKing gives him the same tears when his faggot family dies of cancer.
>YFW /asp/ pollutes /heem/ for the next month because of brock
>>68126603
$525 for the pair.
>>68126600
>>68126583
>lawler
>iq of any kind
>>68126596
Luke in the white
Michael in the black
This was the last time they spoke as friends
>>68126583
Every time Lawler fights Rory his IQ drops a few points.
>>68126616
it wouldn't have been half as funny if rockhold hadn't gotten so mad
>>68126613
No Ariel around to tell us what a great storyline this is...
>tfw we will never see Nick Diaz vs Michael Bisping
tbqh I just want to see how amped up Nick gets pre-fight from Bisping's shit talk
>>68126584
>bisping calls him a faggot
no longer my bloke
>>68126622
/asp/ died cause of WWE cancer
fuck them. there use to be good martial art discussion there
>>68126589
>>68126386
>BRENDON "TBD" SCHAUB VS BORK 200
>>68126628
Best thing about it is that he clearly won that brawl too.
>>68126613
>Take the loss like a man
No one would take a loss to Michael Bisping by KO like a man. That's damn humiliating.
>>68126514
RARE
A
R
E
Predict what will he say about the Rockhold.
>"Bisping is so rude at the post-fight presser and I hope Rockhold shuts him up!"
>>68126566
UFC 205 in November
Mid November I think
Something tells me they'll guarantee Jacare the next title shot after that, he'll wait around like Woodley
>>68126596
>>68126613
Can you imagine what went through little sholler's head at the time?
Almost letting it get out of hand again, poor guy
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66930157/#q66941653
I called it lads
Best card I've seen since the blood orc paid trtibute to the blood god tbqh
UFC200 looking like it got BTFO before it even memed
>>68126596
>trying this hard to get a rematch
>>68126584
>fucking faggot
what did he mean by this?
>>68126596
>"Oh look guys what a good sportsman I am!"
>>68126643
kek thanks
>>68126660
Rockhold vs Weidman would be a bigger sell.
>>68126663
Too bad we had to sacrifice Ali to get it though
First Werdum now Rockhold. When are we going to get some actually consistent champions.
>>68126638
Damn I forgot about how Bisping was campaigning for a Nick Diaz fight. He even said something to Nate on FS1 and Nate was like "...my brother's interested in big fights."
>>68126637
He needs to be tossed around by GSP again
And I really like Hardy
>just got home from work
>Bisping won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS TOO GOOD
I CAN'T HANDLE IT
THANK YOU BASED MMA GODS
>>68126584
lol Bisking calling Cuckold a faggot.
GOOD FAGGOTHOLD
When we look back on MMA history.
How important and impactful will USADA be in hindsight when discussing the GOATs of the sport?
>>68126622
>Mfw /heem/ has been polluted since UFC 189
>Mfw UFC 190 got a sticky for no good reason
>Mfw watch both WWE and UFC although WWE is wankery the past few months that Brock has jumped ship
>>68126644
The
Big
Dickbandit
It all makes sense.
