Comeback Edition
Keep it rolling boys
>yfw thornton retires without ever scoring in the SCF
who /caps/ here?
we are going to sweep da pongs and win the cup this year! syd is a crybaby and ovi is the best captain hockey has ever seen. he is much more than a one dimensional player, just look at how he shoots from da red circle!
Who /yinzer/ here?
It's coming home to the state of hockey lads. This is our year. The come back starts now
>>68110920
wew lad
>>68110986
is the biggest meme in the nhl right now the fucking interviews?
>>68110986
>no hot dog in the top left
>>68111527
i think it's still canadian hockey teams m8
who /bill/ here?
>>68110866
/baldwin/ reporting in
Anyone else see that seatbelt commercial?
>>68111886
>>68110702
>craps
>>68111527
Hockey interviews have always been a meme
https://youtu.be/itaP9_Vltfk
BILL TIME
Post >yfw Pongs get swept in 6
>>68112057
Eastern conference > Western conference > Cuckadian teams
ace?
>>68110986
>>68111052
>>68111499
>>68112000
>>68112045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS8hpeWBjfg
LETS GO PENS
>>68112057
>shokes winning at home
Wouldn't they prefer it if people actually saw them win?
>>68112113
Oh, absolutely
>>68110866
moving to pittsburgh on fri
we strip district now
>>68110866
I don't usually watch hockey so I've been lost the whole series but I follow all of Pittsburgh
Away jersey gives Bill power
>>68110986
Anyone got a link to the Bill Show? I'm stuck in the car on the way home.
>>68112146
Who is this whore?
INDEPENDENCE DAY
>Independance Day: Resurgence game promo
>Resurgence
Sharks comeback confirmed
>>68110702
>some pennsylvania resident is actually this booty bothered
>>68112185
I don't usually watch hockey, after two games I understand nearly everything about the game, and I'm a Da Lander. So I guess I'm following the Blue Jackets next season. Fuck Shittsburgh, by the way
fuck the sharts
>trying make ali dying relevant to hockey
pls fuck off cbc
He will fly the Pens to 3-0
inb4 20 minutes of fake sympathy on the air for the death of the man who never played this sport
dubs 4 pens magic
>>68112247
who dat nigga anyway?
who /Northwestern PA/ here?
>sid not saying mario
locked in the sewickley basement
this cbc montage with the players' faces being imposed on the cup is actually hilarious
BILL
I
L
L
>>68110866
who /beavercounty/ here?
>>68112240
I think I understand offsides now but the fouls or whatever can't see yet. Also fuck you
how tf are all stan-lee cup winners' names on the cup? doesn't add up
>>68112357
they're called penalties, if you say fouls ever again i will come to your house and i will cut you
>>68110866
/Plum/ reporting
BILL HATRICK TONIGHT
>warriors one game off from winning the title
lol
>>68112357
I know icing is if you try to shoot from behind half court, I believe. Your mother is a whore
>>68112382
this
>>68112369
they're engraved real, real small
>>68112369
they take rings off and put them in storage as they get full. otherwise the cup would meme-tier huge
>paying ten grand to watch >your team choke
>>68112386
Half rink, sorry
>>68112299
forgot pic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder that Kessel posting is pure concentrated reddit
>>68112379
Well that sure put you in a foul mood.
>>68112353
I hate living here
Bill Kessel winner in double OT
>>68112419
wot?
pics or it didn't happen
>>68112382
>>68112412
are you guys teachers?
>>68112442
>>68112432
>mad
>at bill
>>68112247
Sports are always the memiest when someone dies
Nobody talks about Ali anymore unless it's about his brain turning to mush but now EVERYBODY cares.
Shit I thought that nigga died from punch brain years ago.
Let's all pretend we care for a few minutes so we can get back to it already.
>pre-24/7 memes /hoc/
>kessel as a laff
>billposting all part of the rollercoaster everyone had in laffs threads
>current 24/7 memes /hoc/
>kessel as a pens
>billposting is reddit
when Don Cherry dies idk what i'll do
>>68112472
kek
Naw m8 just live here
Nice meme shork head
drop the puck alreday i dont have a whole night
>>68112357
You must be 12 or a mudslime
>SHORKS
>>68112528
this. its fucking quarter past one
wow are those actual sharks swimming underneath the ice?
>>68112528
>binland
>night
hasn't the sun come up yet
>>68112512
prolly take like a month off work to grieve desu senpai
>letting pissburgh walk all over you
wew
game on NBCSN again? lol
>>68112449
everyone I know does lol. I'd rather live in the city but right now I'm only 5 minutes away from my job in ambridge
>>68112557
They look like monkfish
>>68112379
Fouls Penalties Flags Cards all the same
>muh loud
The Sharks better win. I'm getting sick of these 1-sided SCFs.
No fucks Crosby
GO SHARKS
>>68112557
They don't call it he Shark Tank for nothing. The arena was built around the aquarium.
>>68112512
Does Don Cherry know you raid his wardrobe?
>>68112528
Sharks intro is cute
>tfw no debohr cleave tonight
why tf are they all so sweaty already
>>68112558
well if i look out of the window it looks like 9pm but it's 3am
>>68112613
same. the only competitive one in the last five years has been the bruins-hawks final
>brian dumolin
>"who? do we boo now? maybe? I guess?"
>>68112613
last year was close until game 6, infact im pretty sure everyone had the blots winning
>>68112613
last good final was CHI-BOS, and that was only 6 games
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
>>68112586
Thanks Bettman
Pens will sweep in 5
screencap this
>hongcouver goaltending
Friendly reminder that /int/ and /pol/ posting will be reported
>>68112557
More sharks than fans
RIP in peace Cassius Clay
>A moment of fuckful reflection
>>68112657
>>68112670
yeah really, it was all well and good until that last minute collapse
"A fuckful moment of silence"?
>woman singing the anthem
cmon america
Who /anthem/ here
Stream with ok quality
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/hockey/san-jose-sharks-vs-pittsburgh-penguins-live-stream-june-05
GO SHARKS GO SHARKS
lol at that "moment of silence"
>>68112729
Commiefornia is not America
This singer sucks
where's Jeff?!
shouldn't she be singing the mexican national anthem?
>>68112703
NHL tribute to Clay when?
>>68112730
i pledge allegiance to my ass
That was like a half second of silence
Fucking racists
>>68112736
>not joining the botnet to stream games in VLC in HD
The fuck is Jumbo Joe smelling?
>>68112763
kekerino
Not bad, but she's no Jeff Jimerson
>booing during the anthem
MERICA GO SHARKS
>>68112729
>singing the national anthem
patriotism is part of the patriarchy! i'm so triggered right now
>>68112783
Mexico's finest
So if the Crosbys win this game it's basically all over, right?
>>68112783
Failure
I swear to Christ I'm quitting hockey forever if the Shorks shork again.
criesby cheats his way to another faceoff win
>>68112815
lmao
>cbc speaking spanish after everyone mentions commiefornia being mexico
good god meme magic is so fucking real
How long until I get to yell BILL BILL BILL like a retard at my TV tonight?
>>68112779
feels like a lifetime compared to philly moment
>>68112822
Yeah unless Shorks pull off 2014 Kongs which is basically impossible
>>68112822
not Nestlé laddy
>>68112822
pretty much, but it is possible for a team down 0-3 to come back-but usually in the early round
>>68112800
So that explains why I haven't heard a single Canadian anthem these playoffs.
Thanks Trudeau G*d bless
>>68112822
It's very rare to come back from a 3-0 deficit.
Los Angeles did it to the Sharks a couple season ago. Much keks were had.
>>68112822
its over already, coming back from a 2-0 deficit in the finals is mathematically impossible
>>68110120
Let's have them good ol' onatarian boys get their win, they are my good ol' boiz, they got the soul and heart, the meat and potatoes players, they gotta show heart today
seriously though, stop shorking and finally get going sharks
Everytime they call Paul Martin I keep thinking of the PM.
>>68112835
Is it still shorking even though they got to the final when nobody expected them to beat the kings?
That was the tackiest fucking opening I've ever seen
A giant inflatable shark mouth the ice?
lmao
>>68112848
depends on how long it takes you to find your science guy tapes
Don't fuck this up, shorks
>>68112835
I am now officially a #pensmissile
>>68112901
It has ruined me as well
Is it just me or is the light on the ice really dim
shorks can't afford electricity?
>>68112911
it's not inflatable senpai
why are they the shorks and not the sharts? sharts is definitely better
>>68112916
Fuck. They long gone. See ya later Bill.
>>68112910
In order to successful blow your chance and disappoint your fans, you have to actually look good for a bit
>>68112920
Oh somewhere online haha. Thanks for joining us tonight Australia
>ward
>>68110866
/Latrobe/ reportin
Fucking niggers
>>68112961
Because a bowel movement is an actual successful accomplishing of a task.
PLEASE SCORE ON ONE FUCKING PP PENS
awww common, he dindu nuffin
PENULTY
You are now Shorks. How do you beat Penguins?
To be quite honest I can't take a team with teal in their color scheme seriously
>>68113016
As a Pongs fan, I want to believe.
But I nkow the power play ain't doing it.
>ward chimping out
>>68112647
NO WAIT I THINK I WAS WRONG
>>68113023
no place for dindus in hockey
>>68112911
Wait til you see their fans do that autistic arm chomping thing.
>>68113030
Score more goals than them
>>68113030
kill crosby
HOL UP
>sharks are PP babies when Pens get all the refpuck
Who /Overwatch during intermission/ here?
>>68113030
Kill Bill.
>>68112985
gotta be on /sp/ when the shorks lose and I kill myself
the boards in SJ are bouncy
>>68113030
Have players I don't need to win attack their stars. Go for kills shots.
>this pp
JUST
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
>>68113068
overwatch is awful
JUST
KILL
OUR
PENALTIES
>>68112835
>shorksflyersfan
Might as well jut end your life now champ
>>68113074
they're emulating a boxing ring in honour of Ali
Why does Crossby cheat?
>>68113030
Put a trail of hot dogs leading out of the building into traffic.
>shitsburgh shitguins """""""power"""""" play
>>68113098
best
GO SHARKS FUCK PENGUINS
>>68113111
how can he slap
>>68113088
>this pk
>>68113068
i bet you are the faggot that plays the same hero all the time, every game, no matter the situation
>>68113067
>sharks have more PP's on the season and are more successful on them
>not power play babies
Lellmaaaooo
SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRR
And that's the kill shot!
Why do Pongs do better with more competition on the ice?
>SHORKS
>lovejoy scored on the shorks
>in the FINALS
GET FUCKED YOU POND SCUM
it's over
SNIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that shut up that stupid "shork tank"
fags
>>68113137
>home jersey
>white helmet
you had one job
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>>68113035
you'd love my local apehoop team, teal and purple
what
ITS OGRE
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lovejoy Goal
scaaaaaaaaaaaar YEEAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
ITS OVER
>SHORKS
>SHARTS
JUST BRING OUT THE CUP AND END THIS SUFFERING FOR OUR MEXICAN FRIENDS
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fucking worthless
Hello guys. Greetings from 30 degrees latitude
Sssccccaaaarrrrrr
>>68113030
Give all shork blueliners amphetamine
move zubrus and melker up a line each
keep ward-logan-marleau with burns as often as possible
SHORK TONK
>SHORKS
MUH WE'LL PLAY BETTER ON HOME ICE
LEEEEELLLLLLMMMMAAAAAOOOO
JUST
SWEEP
MY
SHIT
UP
oh oh this could be bad
Will JUMBO SHRIMP JOE do literally anything this series?
>shorks have literally never took a lead in this entire series yet
We sharks know we are finished, we keep watching only out of pity
Alright for real, you could replace Dillon and Polak with any AHL d-pair the Sharks have and would get scored on less.
>NAMING YOUR TEAM AFTER A FISH
>>68113139
saved mein nigger
>JONES
>SAN JOSE SPORKS
Holy fuck Jones.
Holy fuck Polak.
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!
SILICON VALLEY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Shorking in the Finals
I'd laugh if I hadn't already expected it.
>>68113240
im sure he'll have lots of uncalled slashes and crosschecks
shorks pls let Sid finish warming up
Sharks not even trying.
>Not wanting the cup
>>68113240
other than his beard turning to white as he dies a slow death, no
>>68113242
sharks fans*
So when is San Jose going to change the stick in their logo to a broom?
What are the best penguin movies?
>>68113255
sharks are not fish
>the city of San Hoesay
L O L
O
L
Uneven part of boards = Ref
How do I quit drinking alcohol?
>>68113278
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HAHAHA FUCKING SHARKS I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL PLAYOFFS FOR THE SHITSHOW TO START! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM FUCK IT ALL UP FINALLY AND BLOW IT ALL. AT LEAST THE GIANTS ARE DOING GOOD
>>68113274
he's really good at those, and not winning
>>68113257
have fun with it friendo
>>68113292
Happy feet but that one was pretty fucking sick
>over 6 minutes in
>0 shots on goal
>shorks
This is just pathetic. At least Tampa went to 7.
>>68113292
Sister Act