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Previous thread: >>68075775
News:
>Kevin Lee replaces Stevie Ray to fight Jake Matthews
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11848330/stevie-ray-out-kevin-lee-in-against-jake-matthews-at-tuf-23-finale
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk unhappy with how she is being shown on TUF 23
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11848950/morning-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-is-unhappy-with-how-she-is-being
>Mackenzie Dern gets opponent
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
>Clay Guida wants to be on Donald Trump's security detail
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/3/11850648/trump-2016-ufc-199-featherweight-wants-security-detail-donald-trump-presidential-election
first for the nose is different
schaub
THOMAS ALMEIDA
hello darkness my old friend
hey
>>68075861
Real thread btw
>>68079757
what? you got something to say?
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
Post Penne
ded sport
poor lil white boi
heeminder that too much T turns into E, god dammit hah hah hah
I'm going to penetrate your skull
>>68079798
hey pussy, you still there?
>>68079841
Who is this?
>>68079878
yeah im still here
>>68079880
RICH PIANA GOD DAMMIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
>>68079855
>>68079601
Is Jessica Penne British?
Rockhold = Weak as Piss
>>68079880
Ricardo peña
>>68079880
affluent piano
>>68079916
>usada is so useless they probably wouldnt catch these guys if they signed today
>>68079929
hey
>>68079880
ricardo slap a retard panini
>>68079880
One day you may
Leave humanity behind
2 scoops of mutant whey c'mon
>>68079880
andre pederneiras
>>68079880
Wealthy Wanderlei
Seriously?
>>68079880
anderson silva
>>68080023
like a poor mans Bisping, with 2 eyes
>>68079841
So apparently taking steroids turns your muscles into a fucking balloons and simultaneously puts a slick eyeliner and die your hair
>that feel when you've been drinking
I could any of you.
Sorry England, going to have to wait a decade or 10 before you can get UFC gold
>>68080104
don't drink it's terrible for you
>>68079880
usada positive
I'd (you) first you mug
I have tickets to 199 and I feel this gives me reason to tripfag for the weekend because my opinion holds more value than of yours. What say /heem/?
>>68080124
>finally a guy i can wear heels around
>>68080152
who cares what any of these retards think, i could heem all of them
>>68080152
fuck off rory
>>68080169
That's the booze talking.
>open /heem/
>no heems
Into the trash it goes
>>68080152
Do it and post pics you goof.
Although you'll likely be banned.
>>68080236
Be banned for what?
>>68080256
Tripfagging
>>68080135
Who this?
>>68079940
>its a brazil claims everyone is on PEDs episode
every single thread
>>68080256
/heem/ is a trip free zone.
>>68080315
penne
>>68079880
FUCK YOU!
Cruz by UD is only -160
Fishy
>>68080384
This is the closest we'll ever get to watching two silverback gorillas go at it in the cage. Just get 100 of these roided up guys and lock them in the octagon with Brock so we can finally answer that question.
Dumping some lo-quality heems
Nate Diaz esquire interview
http://www.esquire.com/sports/q-and-a/a45472/nate-diaz-interview-ufc-conor-mcgregor/
>>68080376
This and always this. Once this rule gets overtaken, /Heem/ is dead.
>>68080424
You mess with the bull and you get the horns.
>>68080152
No, but I hope you have fun
>>68080427
>tfw inflexible af can't even touch my toes
ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY IS IN THE HOUSE!
>>68080478
>bleached blonde hair
>barbed wire tattoo
Does anyone still remember Conair McGregor?
![Mike%20Chang%202[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ubLsu7r.jpg "Mike%20Chang%202[1].jpg")
Who /natty/ here? Remember
>train all day
>Joe Rogan by night
>eat clean
>workout
>train in one martial art
>also train bodybuilding in honor of Natty GOAT Sage Northcutt
>no sex (women distract you from making gains)
>>68080478
I also remember seeing a webm of Mark Hunt lightly tapping the blonde haired guy on the chin and him being completely heemed
>>68080541
Don't forget 3 bongs a day minimum
I saw Joe Silva at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
>>68080530
he was great, what happened to him, where is he now?
She unironically took her dog on the plane
>>68080541
>>no sex (women distract you from making gains)
>>68080586
Get that pedophile off of /heem/
>>68080576
>>68080515
>>68080560
>Chris "Cut My Life Into Peices" Tuchscherer
>>68080591
He probably got that from /fit/, the gayest board on 4chan.
See you fellas tomorrow for the fights
>>68080664
>unironically caring THAT much about body image
you're right
>>68080765
sleep tight
Fights soon brehs
>>68080827
Damn she's looking old and busted
Any of you gonna watch RFA with me? I love blazing bowls friday nights and watching AXS fights.
>>68080431
reading
>>68080947
in the past 20 years the only thing i've read is message board comments
>>68080923
It's illegal to post pictures of weed or other off topic stuff.
Just a heads up.
And yeah let's watch rfa, why not?
>>68080431
based nate
who's nick gonna fight?
>>68080923
>those meme names
Keep cracking jokes about how he looks like a Gears of War character need to grow up. But remember that Rich could beat the shit out of you and anyone you know. I doubt you guys could do any of the things you do. It isn't jiu jitsu,karate,boxing. It's fitness. IHe's trained MMA for a long time. He's strong too meaning if you tried to grapple him he'd fling you around a like a toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6cBdP323g
>>68080581
he's gonna box floyd famalam
>>68080923
looks good, what are you smoking it with?
ill try look for a stream somewhere
I'm watching Haywire on Fuse. Pretty shit movie to be honest. Gina's a bad actor. But that scene at the end where she's wearing the wetsuit... hnnngggg.
how much water do you drink per day for maximum gains?
>>68081224
I smoke out of a beaker style glass on glass bong. Nothing fancy but it gets the job done. There's usually a stream cause Ausbro uses one.
>>68081330
Who gives a shit about gains. After hearing my buddy talk about kidney stones I try to drink 64 ounces a day minimum.
>>68081330
72 ounces MINIMUM
>>68081365
nice man, enjoy.
i forgot murica is playing colombia, i wanna see the memes desu
>>68081427
>>68081458
yeah i'm on my 9th bottle unironically
>>68081532
Soccer's for fags though.
>>68081130
if we were to be autistic, rich would probably gas in 30 seconds
I also doubt he can generate heavyweight level of force on his punches, doesnt look like he can explode and twist his body very well
>>68081557
why is it so enraging even seeing it or its fans for 5 seconds
i hate baseball and the nfl too, but soccer just makes me want to bang
>>68081557
>calling handegg football
Can Johny ever be champ again?
Here's the final version unless you add yourself
how many memekicks are we going to see tomorrow night? Hopefully Holloway has some ready to go.
>>68082482
Good job bud, impressed by your formatting.
You're the designated picks taker now, just make the columns a bit shorter next time.
That Nate Diaz esquire interview was great, hope he gets more press.
>>68082822
Ur opinion=wgaf
>>68082908
You know I would literally kill you if you ever said that to my face right?
>>68081130
what a loser lmao
>>68082752
Luke will pull off his signature question mark kick
>>68083015
You would have to first overcome your crippling anxiety and leave your mothers basement for that to happen, champ.
>>68082822
>formatting
>literally copy and paste into paintshop
>>68083116
>le question mark kick
>le big cock man
>le natty king
tomorrow the meme ends
R8 & H8 M8s
I finally found who Dana White remids me of.
What do you think lahs?
>>68083214
dat freedom
>>68083214
are these separate or its all one bet?
>>68083208
one can only hope.
>>68083255
He looks more like matt serra
>>68083161
>that weak ass, slow meme kick
>wimin athletes
>>68083214
u messed up with bizbing, i dont know anything about that rugby shit, 7/10
>>68083135
Bro I would heem you stiff anytime, anyplace.
But you'd never show up pussy.
I do this shit for real, you talk shit on a Lebanese typewriter image board.
>>68083316
That's just PVZ
>>68083255
>>68083214
>Knights by 10
LMAO
>>68083214
>mma/rugby parlay
What are you doing, nigger?
>>68083349
I'm not coming to your moms basement to beat you up. Let me know when youre capable of making it outside.
>>68083255
/
>>68083372
ATHLETE
>>68083448
Name a time and a place.
How many shots of you think you can take before I delete your chin?
Takes a big guy to talk shit on 4chan, say it to my face and see what happens bud.
I don't think you could take one punch tbf.
RFA is live on AXS
>>68083588
bubba gumps in time square
Tomorrow @ 3
>>68083597
>cutting off the bottom so you can't see the wires
That's smart but I guarantee you got exposed wires.
>>68083670
Ok I'll be the one punching you in the face.
Rockhold
Faber
Lamas
Lombard
Poirier
>>68083673
Put money on it.
>tfw I can tap every here in the gi
feels good
Damn I thought that was gonna be a HEEM.
Spicy round here.
>all these losers praying for Luke to lose
sorry kiddos, it ain't happening
>>68083597
>that lighting
>>68083673
Dockfag definitely doesn't have exposed wires
>>68084220
his Tv sucks though
>>68084150
People are just just saying it as a goof. I don't think anybody is actually invested in Bisping winning.
>>68084275
lol I have a 60" 1080p plasma. What you got, bitch?
>>68084275
Post your tv
>>68084150
its not going to happen, but i like bisping so im "praying" he wins
>>68083597
>Chrome
Enjoy your botnet
HEEM SLEEPY
>>68084150
im just memeing desu, I dont like rockhold but I dislike bisbong even more
hope that "natty" faggot loses his other eye
>>68084445
>60" 1080p in the first world
I tought you guys had the monis
heem you wouldn't happen to have a webm of that bodyshot knockout over on Spike's boxing thing, would you? Bodyshots are one of my fetishes, knockouts especially.
>>68080417
But gorillas know how to fight
>>68079738
tom breese is massive for welterweight
>>68080564
Lol how the fuck does that even happen?
GOODNIGHT IRENE
>>68080603
Did you tell that dip that it was just a meme?
Are there any webms where a guy gets heem'd and then woken up by another punch and heem'd again?
Or something similar?
Any fights like that u know offhand?
>>68081130
Anyone with a year of grappling could choke him out desu
>watching AXS fights
>it aint me starts playing
>>68082482
>>68083760
This guy forgot to link to your post
>>68085487
And? What was the post of your point, australia?
>>68080586
proof that you gotta catch em young - the brainwashing will never fade regardless of how retarded and ugly you may look
I want Bisping to win, I hope he loads his gloves or something, it would be just the right amount of fuckery considering how something goofy goes on in every one of his fights.
>tfw the only one watching AXS
C'mon /heem/ I thought you guys were fight fans. The CSAC director is gonna be on Inside MMA after.
>>68086591
i'm watching but i need to sleep soon, no way i'm missing the heems tomorrow
>>68086619
Nigger worst case it's 11pm. Man the fuck up, pussy.
>>68086652
sorry anon, i'm dedicated to the heems but i've been overworked this month
>>68086591
I watched some of it but harold and kumar is on now
>>68086591
I'm watching, hop in taima for chat
>>68086700
Fair enough. I been there.
>>68086733
That movie isn't even funny.
>>68086845
Fuck that.
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
Oman is my boy
>mike beltran
What do you guy's think this dude's backstory is? I bet he was a cop and did something like ripoff and kill a drug dealer and so he lost his badge but he knew someone with juice who got him a gig with the state athletic commission.
>>68087005
your boy is now Oman
xDDDDD
>>68086899
You're not even funny, faggot
>>68087094
Nah I doubt it
Think he's just a guy with a big mustache, I'm kinda jelly desu.
He's no big Jon fucking up nigs at the la riots.
>>68087136
yes he is
>>68080417
After 30 seconds they both suffer massive heart attacks.
>that le diverse all female ghostbusters remake commercial during RFA
absolutely disgusting
God Ron Kruck is awful.
>>68087163
>>68087242
I don't mind him
who /AVERAGEBLOCK/ here?
>>68087242
do not speak ill of the kruckodile
I can't upload webms right now can someone upload this?
http://webm.land/media/tmp/4e7bb2d9-61bb-4ba5-ab3e-e7b90dc03699.webm
>>68080598
>>68080586
Is this a new /heem/ meme? Pat Barry (36)is a pedophile at brainwashed rose (23) while she was just a young kid taking lessons at Roufus Sport?
>>68087252
which conor fight was this
>>68087348
Barry being a pedo is nothing new.
>>68087348
it's not a meme. he literally started grooming her when she was 14.
>>68083116
>Luke's signature question mark kick
Just like his sexual orientation
>>68087393
14? How do you know that?
>>68087005
Why is Helwani such a Bisping cuck?
So what fighters have you guys actually met? Any notable pricks?
>>68080427
57-0
I doubt anyone in ww can heem him standing up, Maybe Robbie's orc blood will pillow the blows
Post fighters you want to see die in some shitty regional event after being cut from the UFC
Lads
Anything important happen at the weigh ins?
>>68087793
jessica penne's ass looked amazing.
>>68087840
oh i forgot about that
Webm?
>>68087793
Bisping turned Dana into a tomato
>>68082482
Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz
Max Holloway
Lombard
Porier
![UFC.Fight.Night.45.Cerrone.vs.Miller.720p.WEB.DL.x264-ViLLAiNS.mp4_snapshot_01.36.47_[2014.07.17_21.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ftoY12D.jpg "UFC.Fight.Night.45.Cerrone.vs.Miller.720p.WEB.DL.x264-ViLLAiNS.mp4_snapshot_01.36.47_[2014.07.17_21.46.43].jpg")
How many fights until robbie lawler's brain rattles one too many times and gives out?
this guy is putting on the best fights the UFC has ever seen but there's no way it'll last much longer.
>>68087840
Link to webm?
I got blueballed by a Chilean chick called Anna because "tiengo novio"
>>68087899
When it happens it'll be like dan henderson: the legs give out and he just folds like a fucking lawn chair and shuts off.
>>68087793
>tfw with these rules mcgoobs will always "make" 145 because of lorenzo mafia goons
>tfw he will still duck you
i don't trust these behind closed door weigh-ins lads
>>68087937
Tengo*
jej get cucked
>>68087899
Brain damage is food for the Blood God
>>68087849
>>68087937
those rfa bitches are thicc
>>68087937
>because "tiengo novio"
REKT
You should've just kissed her no matter what.
>>68088008
I did, she just didn't wanna go home with me
>>68080427
>>68087937
>tiengo novio
should have thrown her back over the wall
>>68087597
that's when she started going to roufussport and pat began to "coach" her
>>68088001
That's alright I guess
>>68088033
Man I love how he hides that head kick and makes it look like it's going to the side.
>>68088057
Hmm...are you from milwaukee too?
>>68087943
>the legs give out and he just folds like a fucking lawn chair and shuts off.
We kinda saw that against Condit. He hit the floor ded in Round 1 or something, had me worried af
>>68087946
Frankie gives me the feels. He basically got iced out of the scene by everyone.
Goodnight /heem/
>>68088174
>illegal
does that mean he wasn't allowed to choke him like that? what's the story
>>68088209
Wrestling rules don't allow chokes, it's all about top control.
>>68079855
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the UFC had Chippendales' type beefcake sluts up there when there are women fighters, instead of the regular ring girls?
Bet Dana would hit on them awkwardly, just out of habit.
>>68088228
and yet he choked him
lol wat
>>68088209
I'm a little confused too, if it was illegal why was he allowed to continue and nobody attempted to separate them?
>>68080124
she has no idea who he is
>>68088209
shitty job on ref , you can hold a chin strap (grip on chin) you can hold a front headlock, but once you cross the line and turn either grip into an attack that is focus on the neck, it should have been a warning then a reset.
Sadly there is a lot of shit reffing
>>68088240
this ↓
>>68088258
>>68088001
She had to do that little booty pop on purpose
I'm not mad at it
>>68088244
>>68088244
cause the ref sucked honestly looking at the ref, he was standing at a bad angle, however its his job to circle and observe both athletes, however its specially dangerous when you could see the other guy was basically arching into the standing guillotine before putting the guy down into the mat. that right there should have been a big red flag
>>68088209
You can control a person with the headlock (reversals like you saw) but when he turned it into a choke at the end it was illegal and should have been reset. Ref could argue that he thought the Kebab was trying control the other Kebab.
myles jury is my anti boy
>>68088539
>>68088562
>>68088539
why can't the Ruse Cruz do this?
that nigger literally tapped to strikes
>>68088541
Completely agree. Was nice to see Cowboy break him in their fight, dude got molested on the ground and spent the rest of the fight content to lose a UD.
rip to mma legend muhammad ali
>>68089058
F t bh pham
>>68089058
Rest in Peace. May we bring back racial segregation as he desired in order to honor him
>>68089243
They won't bring that up.
>>68089243
wait what?
>>68089525
Google "Nation of Islam"
Google "Malcolm X"
>>68089525
ali was against race mixing, despite being mixed race himself. i'm mixed race and i feel that same way desu.
