Upcoming events:
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6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA)
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6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
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7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
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7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
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7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68053472 (You) (Cross-thread)
News:
>Kevin Lee replaces Stevie Ray to fight Jake Matthews
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11848330/stevie-ray-out-kevin-lee-in-against-jake-matthews-at-tuf-23-finale
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk unhappy with how she is being shown on TUF 23
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11848950/morning-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-is-unhappy-with-how-she-is-being
>Mackenzie Dern gets opponent
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
>Clay Guida wants to be on Donald Trump's security detail
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/3/11850648/trump-2016-ufc-199-featherweight-wants-security-detail-donald-trump-presidential-election
schaub
Schaub
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
Conor McGregor
Bryan
Post yfw Bisbing deletes Rockholds chin
ngannou
>>68075800
Good meme and doubles
oh god here we go
>>68075775
>tfw linked the wrong thread again
>>68075795
>>68075797
>>68075795
>>68075797
Based.
>>68075803
Caraway
>>68075818
Francis
Ngannou
>Brazilians
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68075775
real previous thread here
>>68071040
>>68075861
Real thread btw
Brazillian BTFO DJ
>this repetitive rambling spic
Let's just stand and trade shots like men. No wrestling, no Jiu Jitsu just straight up manly fighting.
>there are """people""" itt that don't want Rockhold to lose
>>68075886
Dude is you serious?
>My question to you is
>Uhhh
>There's a lot of competitors
>So my question to you is...
>Uhhhh
>My main question is...
>Uhhhhhhh
>Do you wanna rematch with Dom?
>GGG BTFO
will he ever recover?
>openly admitting you have a bum knee
Put the house on bisping for red panty night
>>68075775
Does anybody like this format of OPs?
>>68075923
>Flag
>Wanting a Brit to win
Are you this cucked Argentina?
You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass - wat do?
When are weigh ins?
>>68075923
I just want Rockhold to win so my boy can have his rematch.
>>68075990
Be careful
>>68075986
t bh brits are pretty ok people, the falkland war was all a ruse
>>68075990
Very carefully pretend I didn't notice.
>>68075990
try to get out before he blows himself up
>>68075981
>events
>news
>old thread
what would you change
>>68075990
Be very careful
>>68076002
Weidman purposefully injured himself so he can fight in New York. Believe you me I will be in attendance for that fight, it's much more appealing than "Bisping vs. Weidman"
>>68076029
It looks like a mess
is there a press conference going on
>>68075990
>girlfriend
>>68075990
oblique kick to the knee
>>68076060
not specific enough m8
are you just rusing me
WHEN ARE WEIGH INS
>>68076088
No, I'm telling you what it is. It looks awful everytime. You should cut those events down by at least half.
>>68076095
stram starts in just over one bong
are they doing the full thing just for show?
>>68075981
Lose the parenthesis you don't need em
Just do a dash between the card number and main event if you feel it's really necessary like this
UFC 199 - Rockhold vs Bisping
Also you can take off the smaller shows desu, no one gives a shit about pancrase, Titan FC, or even invicta.
I'd focus on making it more compact and precise.
Hey
>>68076071
>54%
>>68076120
Got something to say Luke?
>>68076120
Come on finish your sentence
>>68076118
>no one gives a shit about pancrase, Titan FC, or even invicta
>I don't give a shit so nobody does
THERE'S
>>68076136
>>68076143
I-I'm a samurai....
>>68076143
Im a samurai
can't wait to see how bodied up Luke looks at the weigh-in 2bh
>>68076146
>I care about pancrase and Titan FC so everyone should
>>68076146
>this aggressive autism
You should learn to take criticism better
>>68076120
ho
lets go
Anyone in New Jersey?
>>68076071
hhehehehhe this really explains alot :)
>>68076173
>>68076173
>luke is the new era of clean fighters according to some literal who journalist
the natty king
Daily reminder that you can never be careful enough
>>68076221
MMA journalists are literally the bottom of the barrel of human intelligence
>>68076244
There is nothing worse than an online critic.
>>68076231
Was France ever careful?
>>68076231
Especially if you are a white german girl in new years eve
>>68076221
I feel like it's kind of hard to write in-depth speculation about something as crazy as the fight game. Anything can happen in the cage. It's like trying to analyze a dice roll.
Look into my eyes liddle man
>>68076266
no
>>68076291
aye joost put my hand on hees neck and I bent heem ovah
Why is this guy the most alpha person to ever live
>>68076305
if dis was a different toim I would invade his favela on horse back and kill anyone who wasn't fit to work
>>68076340
>>68076305
>>68076291
Is Conor on the spectrum?
>>68076340
How did he get away with this racism?
>>68076340
>kill
>not keel
did not conserve energy desu
Will bispings eye ever heal up? I kinda feel for him.
>>68076396
Be the judge
>>68076399
It's more of a nationalism thing
>>68076399
He called RDA a spic but it completely flew under the radar
>>68076396
brazil isn't a race
It's like they're stuck in the mud awmost
>>68076426
No, it's forever. Kinda shitty for Luke to use it for banter. It'd be like Jones calling Hammil a deaf motherfucker.
>>68076331
>gets btfo every day of his life
>alpha
>>68076481
Actually Bisping can have it fixed, he just has to wait until he retires Because of the possibility of it getting fucked up again. You can't get a license to fight most places if you've even had lasik surgery before.
>>68076331
>Has a sissy voice
>Has been KO'd stiff a number of times in his career
>Secretly gay
Yeah alpha for sure Abdul
>>68076493
he is a self made multi millionaire and is one half of the most popular podcast in the world. stay jelly brah.
http://nypost.com/2016/06/03/muhammad-ali-in-worse-shape-than-earlier-hospital-stays-insiders/
>>68075801
>closing the offside eye
He AIN"T mah nigga.
>>68076193
shut the fuck up you fucking normie. you're no longer welcome here
Remember that we are all /heem/ bros
>>68076484
>>68076514
Thats good then. Now he looks like he's wearing one of those cheap contact lenses for halloween you can buy on ebay.
>>68076590
Btw something tells me he'll win. He's one tough chav motherfucker. That knee right in the face from Anderson couldnt sit him down.
Thinking Bisping will win on heart alone is tantamount to thinking Paige Van Zant was going to beat Thug Rose.
>>68076626
I rewatched that fight today. I waited to judge that round until I'd seen the next one because I wanted to see how effective the knee really was since it was so late.
Bisping barley slowed in round 4 and 5. Anderson was giving him the business, but it's like the knee never happened.
>>68076645
The difference is Rose had heart too to go with her skill. Don't know if I can say the same for Rockhold just yet.
>>68076231
Durka Durka, Jihad jihad.
Be careful Durka
>>68075990
Shoot him in the face.
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
>>68076705
can he eat pork ?
someone recommend a good betting site, i want to put a cheeky 10'er on bisgod
>>68076715
>Bisbong
>Cruz
>Holloway
>Lombard
>Green
>>68076738
bovada
>>68076715
>111 unique posters
>>68076715
Bisping
Cruz
Halloway
Lombard
Green
>>68076674
>Don't know if I can say the same for Rockhold just yet.
Wew
>The state of you
>>68076738
bet365 is the best IMO
>>68076741
damn you're usually within the first 30 seconds
>>68076780
Autists have no heart. He'll shut down the minute he runs into adversity.
>>68076192
APPLEBEES
just fucking lol
25 bings till weigh ins
>>68076433
That's cocaine my man. You're in Argentina, you should know this
>>68076788
Yeah i've not really been visiting /heem/ lately
Work plus the quality of this general has fallen massivly lately
>>68076737
If he wants yer.
>>68076798
lol literally couldn't get any trashier
>>68076484
why do these fat cucks who clearly don't train feel comfortable to give any advice
>>68076815
Why do you mention Argentina?
>>68076798
Hang out with Pat Barry at Applebees while Rose plays with her dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbNU5GAInI
almost time
>>68076865
>word
>>68076865
apparently he does train but not enough to lose the man boobs
post yfw Faber wins
Alright lads whats your excuse for not training MMA
>>68076875
so what's the deal did some of the fighters already weigh in?
>>68076903
>>68076917
Yeah most have
Who even knows what they're going to do
>>68076558
hahaha lol how does it feel to still be a virgin in your twenties :)
>>68076928
Probably just announce the weights and have staredowns
>>68076928
30 minutes of rogan standup
>>68076558
>normie
>>>/r9k/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>>68076244
Luke Thomas easily has a 140+ IQ.
>>68076830
muslims cant eat pork as far as i know
Who's going to get their block knocked off tomorrow?
>>68076962
Piss off you twat
>>68076938
nah m8 i was just referring to you having a job and not being active here anymore. i assume all serbs are the same person. how's your ulcer?
>>68076989
Hendo's chin is getting permanently deleted
>>68076971
They certainly "can"
>>68076962
>not liking that
Stay vanilla.
>>68075981
> he doesn't like cut-n-paste, corporate sponsored generals on this Taiwanese image board
it's almost like you hate America
>>68076963
>Army cuck
>intelligent
But he is smart. As soon as they told him he was going to fight abroad is said he was attracted to Colombian men and had sick fantasies of sharing his wife.Got discharged.
>>68076331
>>68077070
>i was fine
>i was telling him not to stop the fight
>>68076715
Michael Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Green
>>68077070
it's incredible that either of them are able to do a woman who from behind looks like johny hendricks
>>68076691
The producers of that show are fight fans. Dana was on an episode and they used Chael in a promo.
>>68077111
who is that picture?
>>68077114
How do you know what Johny Hendricks looks like from behind?
>>68077143
UFC FightPass
>>68077124
Cerrone and Mac are buddies
https://youtu.be/KQPjQT1LlZM
>>68076715
>Rockhold
>Faber
>Holloway
>Henderson
>Poirier
BISBING WILL HEEM ROCKHOLD
ENGLAND GOAT
>>68077137
>>68077011
no im not that guy a misunderstanding took place :)there was a couple of us here
>>68077137
The guy who started WWII.
>>68077137
>>68077182
>WWII
>>68077171
>ENGLAND GOAT
>>68076715
>Luke Rockhold
>Dominick Cruz
>Max Holloway
>Hector Lombard
>Bobby Green
>>68077178
you'd think the headline would be "world war one started" or something
>>68077171
cuckold has MCL tear
bisbling confirmed champ
Is he the most alpha guy in the world?
3 BINGS
BINGS 3
SGNIB 3
>>68077251
>that flag
>voting for hillary
>>68077234
>Luke is fighting with one knee
>Bisping is fighting with one eye
>>68077227
>June 20 1914
Austria declared war against Serbia like a week after the murder.
>dana the cuck and one of the judges scored the first round of latest tuf epi fight for the girl in red
I fucking hate how lay and pray is worth so much, laying on top of someone for 20 seconds is better than 10 very hard strikes lol
>>68076715
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Green
Has everyone already weighed in with the new rules? Will we find out everyones weight after rehydration? Will they even get on the scales?
>>68077251
Yes.
I took a chance
WE ARE LIVE
>>68077302
They will read the weight that they weighed in at this morning. We won't know what theyweigh now. Rockhold said on his snapchat he is already over 195 now. It is just for show.
>>68077302
>>68076715
>Bisping
>Faber
>Holloway
>Lombard
>Poirier
>>68077302
Joe Rogan will announce the weights
>>68077234
>cuckold has MCL tear
wut
>>68077347
it's in the op and a sprain, not a tear
Jay Glazer a shit
Dana pls drop this bizarro Rogan manlet
>>68077327
that sucks, would have been interesting to know what everyone weighs after hydrating
Rockhold beat Weidman with a staph infection
How is a bum knee going to stop him from annihilating the Britbong?
>>68077387
Antibiotics make you feel better
Anyone with a stream hook up?
>>68077387
Weidman had a broken foot and pretty much no training camp
>>68077425
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-199-weigh-in
>>68077425
it's on youtube
>tfw you will never be a PROFESSIONAL HOT CHICK
>>68077425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbNU5GAInI
>Hear Stun guns name
>Isnt him
>>68077425
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
Wwhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
What a stupid rule. Why are they even stepping on the scales?
>Doing weigh ins without the weigh in
Why not just have a step for them to stand on
this is kinda gay. why get undressed when u already made weight
Flag on the ground. No hespect...
>>68077369
Dana pls go
What the fuck is this "official weight" thing Rogan keeps saying?
So they weighed in earlier at 10am? Then what in the name of Christ is the point of them standing on the scale and taking their clothes off hours later?
>>68077442
''''''''''''''''''''hot''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''chick'''''''''''''''''''''''
joe pls
Friendly reminder that weight classes are a social construct
>>68077498
Casey had better win for Ali
>>68077476
pictures probably
>>68077497
that thing is probably not even on
its just for the photo shoot
now we're watching men undress for LITERALLY no reason
Kevin "Big Bull" Casey
>>68077440
>>68077441
>>68077444
>>68077459
Thanks bros
why are niggers always so angry?
>>68077525
all part of being a Fite Fan
>>68077525
delet this
I think if you miss wieght at the 10 am weigh in and refuse to make it you should get your real weight called out
So you weigh in at like 203 for a fight at 185
>>68077525
this
>>68077541
You're seriously the worst poster in here. Kys please for the good of humanity.
Breese and Strickland are the same person
>>68077541
>2 black champions
>7 whiteboi champions
so they are already weighted in ? this is just for ceremonial purposes?
seems kinda gay desu senpai
That youtube chat is literally /pol/
What the fuck is Arianny's problem? She's barely even clapping.
Wtf
Where is BJ?
>>68077541
Why there is not muslim champions?
>>68077601
she looks like a mess
>>68077601
shut the fuck up goof
>>68077589
>7
Conor, Rockhold, Stipe and?? Where did you get the other 4?
england's own breese is a big guy for 170
>>68077616
got taken off of the card because he tested positive for IV use
what's with the double bracelet tattoo caceres has? is that a new trend?
>>68077636
Why are IV's bad?
>>68077636
positive for HIV? what the fuck?
I like it so much better when a fighter hands their clothes to their coach than when they just toss them on the ground for the coach to pick up like a fucking bum.
>>68077653
because manlets were getting BTFO in every weight class
>>68077649
No.
I like it Bruce Leeroy is my boy.
jessica "rhinoplasty" penne
>>68077626
Lawler, Cruz, JJ, and Tate
>Penne
mug pennis
Damn Penne has a nice ass
>James Vick
>6 ft 3 and 155
What a fucking lanklet
>>68077654
lol she still looked small next to penne
oh baby time for penne with her new nose
Penne should thank JJ for giving her an excuse for that nose job. Did wonders for her.
WEBM THAT FUCKING PENNE JIGGLE
>>68077653
they allow fighters larger than the weigh class they're fighting in to cut a shitton of water weight for the weigh ins and turn up to the fight bigger than your opponent
>>68077693
he has such a goofy face too
>Penne body
they look drained as fuck
>>68077686
>>68077686
I thought you said boys you dummy
>Lawler
>Cruz
What a funny man
>>68077690
>>68077691
33 years old
older than those freaks of nature ring girls
Someone cap or webm that ass.
What if Clay Guida was a girl?
30 BANANAS MINIMUM
