The Two Escobars edition
USA v COLUMBIA t-minus 1 bong 10 bings away
animes
qepd...
>una vela
First fir chicharrito
>It's coming home edition
how much will he score/assist tonight?
I'm going to make one soon, and it'll have a girl in the first post.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUUrW7xJSw4
I hope the US is eliminated by the end of the second match. That way we can just cancel this glorified friendly and tell everyone to go home.
>>68079391
Judging by his recent record? Maybe 1 goal.
who are you neutral anons supporting?
Recordatorio que estos hilos son preparados por el imperio para no invadir sus "Comfy threads"
>>68079387
sav'd
>tfw we have to deal with Fox for TWO world cups
Why do Congolombians fuck donkeys?
>>68079419
wtf?! I hate USA now
>>68079415
columbia fo sho
Messed up the formation
>Bedoya
Zardes criticism I get but why do people like that useless fuck?
>>68079391
20% chance of a blooter
60% of actually scoring a goal or assisting
>We would have lost just to keep Colombian monkeys from killing their player
dubs and ISIS beheads all players
>>68079433
>MAE
>>68079433
Messi will play. What does Chichichi mean?
is sad Brazil not caring about CA 2016 beacuse Rio Olympics (And beacuse Gold Medal in Soccer is the only title that Brazil dont won yet)
Can I expect chimpout in this match?
Why won't he just go away?
Who /AnyoneButArgentina/ here?
>>68079415
if US gets knocked out quick, Klinsmann is out and the resulting memery could be entertaining.
plus, Columbia is deserving of some international success imho
>>68079480
>this broken english
Illiterate favela nigger.
>>68079455
Lol he doesn't actually mean that
>>68079442
they're as human as the donkeys themselves
>>68079508
sadiq
>>68079509
i can't see you winning tonight draw at best
This is how you make a thread.
>>68079464
I don't really wish to divide anyone 33 posts in, but this thread disappointingly boring.
Lol that stadium is empty
Also USA 3 - Colombia 1
>that qt watching the game alone with her mom
why arent you with her?
>tfw no thicc latina gf
Go 'murrica
We will choke, as always, you have to get the cup
>>68079419
slut
>>68079514
>implying that everyone is from favela
>>68079502
>Literally the best player that the 1st world shithole of america has ever produced
>They hate him
This is the kind of crap why nobody respects USA
Welcome to Levi's Stadium, aka "The Erector Set", aka "what the fuck were they thinking?"
>>68079415
USA because ''we'' just bought an american player and a good results would obviously increase his value.
U S AY
U S AY
U S AY
>>68079502
this
cut the whole crew and start fresh
>>68079442
Because mulatos and zambos are in the north coast
smoking weed and eating pizza with my family
>>68079548
>we
>>68079563
At least is not a HP Printer
>>68079563
i love how much of a shit show that whole thing has been
>>68079544
used to have one of those, it was pretty cool.
>>68079587
We, as in Argentina, the country where I live in
smoking cigs and drinking black coffee with whisky alone
>>68079442
becuase i are subhumans
>zardes
>>68079563
>no celing
>4 rows on one side and 2 on the other
Weird and stupid.
>>68079606
epic epic epic epic epic truly epci epci
>>68079533
>newfriend mad because someone else made the thread
Holy shit I swear.
Smoking shitty tobacco out of a weed pipe cause I'm poor
>That Spanish in FS1 Brodocast
>>68079590
>hp
it looked more like a lexmark my demented anticorinthian friend
>>68079502
i miss all of his sexual tension with michael ballack
>>68079606
BACCA GAIJIN
>>68079590
at least it's not a sphincter
>>68079514
Let him be.
>>68079652
What do they mean by this
is this going to be on the yelling mexican channel like the world cup was? i don't really want to have to stream it.
>>68079646
This guy will give me a headache by half time.
epi>>68079661
dude truly epic epic
Why does the fucking background music have crescebdos? Its like they literally don't want us to pay attention to Alexi and his hispanic friend
>>68079606
wena 155cm
>>68079455
ANDRES ESCOBAR
PAISA HIJUEPUTA
NO EXISTE MAS
>>68079632
>>68079655
no bully
USA
Does anyone have a good stream ?
aguante naruto y la droga
>>68079636
>I've wasted my life in this site a lot, surely this is an achievement, right?
You wish.
And as I said: this thread is boring. No ass as OP picture, but rather some dull meme.
Broke the spirit of the other one completely.
>>68079449
>>Bedoya
Only Krautsmann likes him. Everyone else just tolerates him as a guy who's been around a while.
>Jones in midfield too
weak af midfield, hopefully the pacebabbies on the sidelines can move it through the neutral zone.
>>68079682
that gif never fails to make me feel uncomfortable
>>68079563
that's a big stadium
>>68079693
this
>that attendances
>>68079739
EL ESTUDIANTE BO
COM JOM BROWN MAN JJJJAJJJJJ
>>68079661
what is this stadium name?
>>68079670
don't look too deep
the eternal student....
>>68079732
for uruguay
>>68079499
It'll be dirty but all the USA players are pretty level headed.
Maybe Dempsey will get fed up and angry but he never does more than rip up referee books.
>la polla del tino
>colombian tv
I just walked down the street to get a pizza and all I saw were colombians wearing their obnoxious yellow jerseys waiting to get into bars.
I saw maybe 2 of the USA popsicle jerseys
why is america so fucking cucked when it comes to soccer? I live in DC btw
mememeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CUnwPgopIk
tomatelá pirata!
I just got home, it's in an hour right?
>>68079739
US not caring about soccer isn't just a meme friend... Wait for the Mexico matches though
>>68079606
the most close translation for mate into english would be green tea, not black coffe
>>68079755
I don't know if it has an official name yet, but it's the new stadium for the Atlanta Falcons. I think construction is like halfway complete.
>>68079793
Oh god...
![jpawbj9hwfoyqmujyhy9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wChICVK.jpg "jpawbj9hwfoyqmujyhy9[1].jpg")
>>68079508
FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO FALCAO
>>68079755
>>68079805
I'm pretty sure it's called the Mercedes Benz Arena?
>>68079805
thanks for info bro
>>68079805
Mercedes Benz Stadium
>your stadium has the same sponsor as your worst rivals
>>68079792
It's over, USA lost 7 to 1, sorry
>>68079705
Then post some ass in this thread hue
>>68079823
calla gil.
>Dr. Joe
Why isn't this man a meme?
The Euros are asleep?
>>68079823
>I now remember flacao
>>68079449
>yfw you see bedoya all by his lonesome
>>68079858
they really dont care since Euro starts next week
>>68079818
>Viendo la previa por un streaming colombiano.
>Las publicidades son mensajes del gobierno para dejar de fumar y pedidos para encontrar niños desaparecidos.
Que pais mas triste es Colombia.
>>68079823
who
>>68079823
is falcao elite?
>>68079864
the Bredan Fraser of football
>>68079717
Fuck You
Tema del post loco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUx6W2Ek3rY
>>68079858
Yes.
who wants the bunda?
>>68079876
>Yedlin sprints from the opposite box reaching the penalty spot as the ball goes into the bottom corner
Americans belong in the trash bin
>>68079888
Al menos no son #niunamenos
>>68079705
This is really sad. I hope you get to make the new one next time.
>>68079888
Pelo menos no es Venezuela
>>68079569
who?
>>68079913
SAUCE
>>68079915
rude t b h
>>68079927
NUR
U
R
>>68079715
this is by far the best midfield we could play against a team that's going to have more of the ball
nagbe for 90 minutes or beckerman for any minutes would be a disaster
>>68079839
sauce
bedoya would obviously be playing for colombia had they be interested. i'm tired of this sleeper agent spic.
COMO TE QUIERO VER PAPAAAAAAA
How many bings
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Ghost of Ronny guide our team and help them fuck with Central/South America as you so masterfully did.
>>68079927
Probably a hamburger fan
>>68079923
true
>>68079910
FAST QUESTION
WHO GETS THIS COPA AMERICA?
>>68079802
we know what mate is, coffee and whiskey makes way more sense
how many goals does WOOD score tonight?
>>68079888
Literalmente estoy viendo la transmisión y no he visto la primera propaganda como esa, deja de mentir en internet anon
>>68079961
>be latino heat
>play for a french club
you'd figure Klinsmann would know an obvious fraud when he sees one
>>68079992
argentina
>>68079913
too much ass
>>68079992
Costa Rica
Colombia XI
Ospina; Arias, Zapata, Murillo, Díaz; Pérez, Torres, Cuadrado, James, Cardona; Bacca
>>68079950
Nagbe's gud, why not him
And why resign >ourselves to not have more possession
>>68079927
Bobby Wood
NUR DER HSV
>>68079913
perfect amount of ass desu
llego mi familia muchachos tendre que dejar la habitacion
>>68080004
one (1) own goal
>>68079563
awfulest of all
>>68079888
un pais fracasado...-
>>68080025
no way man, did you see our team?
I'm hoping the US and Mexico go hard in this tournament for the sake of memes.
>>68080033
normie de mierda
>>68080014
where is Fabra?
>>68079913
>too much thigh
>>68080035
nice meme reply get fucked pussy
>>68080014
I can see that team meme his way into semis tbhwym8
>>68080033
best girl
>>68080033
>SALIO EL HERMITAÑO DE SU CUEVA
>SALUDE A SUS TIOS
thats a big stadium
>>68080051
did you see everybody else's
>>68079569
why has 1/3 of the american team play or has played in the bundes 2?
is it just mediocre enough to take american players but just good enough to not be a meme? Or is it just klinsmann being german?
>>68080060
Escuche que prefieren a Diaz porque da mas seguridad en defensa que Fabra
>>68080014
>No Medina
Why is Congolombia so bad?
I'm going to buy some rancheras sausages, best sausages in the world.
>>68080048
Ser chileno es feo
Pero peor ser cristian ceron
>>68080060
Pekerman fell for the A.nal meme
chi chi chi
Univision is so fucking awful Jesus Christ. I understand it's Mexican based but holy shit stop pushing Chicharito so much down our throats.
>>68080060
fabra is shit Federico
Who /drinking/ here?
>>68080079
>>68080114
>Rolo butthurt
C'mon boy, don't be such a pussy
>>68080106
Quieres que les demos dos goles de ventaja?
>>68080119
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnkvT5Uihm4
>CHI
WHO /slither/ HERE
>all these /int/ posters
This threads aren't comfy enough, fuck this shit.
>>68079509
If you can't even spell Colombia right how do you expect anyone to listen to you...
>>68080106
>>68080088
Well, i did not see all, but you, colombia, chile, and even paraguay have better teams than us at the moment.
Did you see all the last competitions that we play without neymar?
We can't beat paraguay for about 5 y kek
Why does levi stadium look unfinished?
>>68080133
Here senpai.
>>68080030
only non-whites like women w/ gross butts like that. it's basically the equivalent of a fat girl saying that she has big tits.
>>68080118
que canto de mierda que tienen los chilenos por drosssss
>>68080154
Me but I'm not playing right now
How the fuck are Columbia the third ranked team in the World?
>>68080159
wow
>>68080155
Los mapitas aaaaaaj
>>68080153
>cano
>>68080133
I'm drinking coffee, does that count?
>>68080149
Já, tenés esperanzas del primer partido de la copa contra el anfitrión?
>>68079415
Im supporting the one I decide to bet on.
>>68080161
the workers were dying from building in the reflection of the sun and then the 49ers decided that since only a couple hundred people are going to show up that they shouldn't even bother building the rest
>>68080160
desu even with nerman you were shit too
>>68080155
this is /sp/'s /lat/
Fox Sports is so damn awful. Holy fucking shit.
Why are they allowed to cover anything football related?
>>68080177
>World rankings
>Relevant
>>68080155
el de 27, el de los mapitas, el del odio sin control
>this lgbt shilling
USA! USA!
This is starting too fucking late, I'm going to bed.
>>68080159
>>68080199
Este meme nunca dejará de ser chistoso, jaja
PULISIC
U
L
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S
I
C
Can this be an English only thread?
>>68080199
what the fuck does that image even mean
WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBAYO? WTF PEKERMAN
>>68080212
Because it's still better than ESPN.
>>68080221
know.-
>>68080177
because the scores are reset every year newfag.
>>68080182
kek, todo bien con el chi chi chi le le le , pero poderian variar un poco mas, no?
>>68080212
beacuse they get FIFA Licence from ESPN
>>68080196
Si la Sub23 pudo, porque la de mayores no puede
>>68080177
How the fuck is belgium second?
How the fuck is Argentina first?
>>68080238
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>>68080227
>he never learned Spanish as a second language
Enjoy your early onset alzheimer's, faggot.
>>68080208
But that's what i'm saying. And now we don't even have him kek, we're fucked
>>68080212
Its on kabel 1 you fucking retard.
>>68080238
>>68079888
Lo es
>>68080229
100tifiko = 100 (cien) + tifiko
cientifico = scientists.
It means: I dunno, I'm not a scientist.
>>68080231
Pero el es boliviano
>>68079992
USA t b q h familia
Has it started?
>alexi lalas
WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>tfw you will never shitpost on /sp/ under a mexican flag
Va a ganar colombia.
>>68080262
based bundy
>>68080229
>>68080260
>>68080241
why don't your country sing bra bra bra zil zil zil?
>>68080219
10 pm, friday. Are you 12 or you work really hard?
>>68080241
si, jaja
>>68080006
creo que se refiere a la propaganda del bienestar familiar que muestra nombres de niños huerfanos.
>>68080177
>USA beats ecuador
>colombia draws peru
>colombia is ranked third
