COPA AMERICA OFFICIAL THREAD #2
>hostile chicanos stay away edition
Today's game:
US - Colombia
22:30 GMT-3
>>>>to enter the thread you have to pay a bunda/rocha toll<<<<
link?
You can't have all the threads, man
>>68079525
r/mmastreams
>>68079541
I know, this is only proof of concept, everyone can stay on the other one.
is the copa america a real tourney or is it some meme tourney with shit teams
if we win will europe riot
>>68079554
>7-1
>>68079623
this year is a meme
Here you go mr taxman
>>68079668
Ok, thank you based Mexico.
Here you go taxman, keep the thread comfy will ya?
Top kek @ people thinking final 4 will consist of Brazil, Argentina, Chile and Uruguay. Do you fags even watch football?
>>68079748
Gringos plays football?
>>68079748
>chile
stale meme. Costa Rica will rise la
>>68079464
Wena nido
Salu2
>>68079778
>>68079776
Sad you couldn't get out of the third world shit hole that is South America amigo and move to glorious USA, amigo?
Just paying the toll, don't mind me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuoCd7UEkpc
A empezar con las cervecitas
>>68079808
we dindu
nuttin
Is this /toomuchass/, sudaca bros?
chicharito
>>68079886
You're the one responsible for Ireland
honestly what's the best stream?
JUST GIVE US THE COPA ALREADY
Spanish broadcast just TLDR'd a paragraph about the "puto" chant. Toppest of el kekos lads
Memeing aside and in all seriousness: what are the chances that we beat Colombia tonight?
>>68080335
There are chances, its not impossible if that is what you are asking.
>>68079860
>>68079886
nah, it's enough ass for me suffocate AND deafen myself nosefucking her butthole. good amount.
>>68080359
So we can win by simply believing that we will?
>>68079690
TAKING SELFIES IN A PUBLIC RESTROOMS WHY ARE LATINAS FUCKING GARBAGE?
>>68080335
I've been saying this all day, all these SA countries are using this as vacation. Colombians here have been partying every night and taking up all the escorts
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
>>68080426
By Colombians I mean the players, one was arrested for smacking his wife
>>68080447
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
That female announcer on Univision good god
>>68080413
you also have to fight
c-can i stay?
im chile btw
>>68080531
>POSTS PIC OF GRILL EATING A BURGER
FUCKING NIGGERS I SWEAR
Man, after watching Fox's pregame show thing, It really feels like America doesn't quite "get" football.
>Black German players who play for our team are honorary Americans that we should support
Implying paid mercenaries have loyalty to a single flag. Fuck this krautnigger team and anybody who supports them.
>>68080531
>holding it upside down
>Poland
Sounds about right.
>>68079464
Who's this semen demon?
>>68080531
>>68080496
Pics/videos
>>68080597
tip tip top
>>68080335
I remember watching LA Galaxy playing against united or city maybe last year. they played and passed fast, connected most of passes. that's the base and they got it right. if you get passing+movement+mentality right it's 2/3rds of the way.
Costa Rica did good in the WC because they had it right, specially mentality.
USA still misses some good players to make the last 1/3rd to become a great team, but you should also stop trashing the ones you've got.
There's a reason why Liverpool, Arsenal are stagnant. It's mentality. The notion of self-worth plays a great role at one's performance. A confident player can do things he won't believe he did.
And this applies to all football, all scales. You got to believe in yourself and have the basics of the game covered to make room for quality to flourish, and hammer it constantly so you at have a chance of getting one lucky hit, even if you suck, and then other, scoring one, twice, winning a game, another, winning a 5 streak, going undefeated for 10 games. Winning a championship, like leicester did.
>>68080597
incredible
>>68080597
>>68080595
Alessandra Negrini
>>68080597
>mi cara cuando Costa Rica gana la Copa y Keylor cae en una depresión devastadora por su falta de participación en el éxito de la selección, lo que lo lleva a retirarse del fútbol y volverse un cajero en 7/11 con su cara de Panjeet
My prediction
Why are we so obsessed with pre show performances, this isnt the superb owl damnit
what the actual fuck am i listening to
>Gay ass music performance
>Empty Stadium
>United JUST of America
>MAGIC!
>Empty stadium
Great idea to make the tournament in the USA
>Marco Antonio Solis singing drugs music
en qué canal
What the fuck am I watching? Is this what yuros do before soccer matches?
>>68080801
TDN, Canal 5 y Azteca 7
why did we let americlaps host this
>Reggaeton
Holy shit, can we never host again?
>J Balvin
Not maluma, Into the trash It goes.
>>68080744
hopefully costa rica gets booted fast, I don't want keylor to be sad, he's a top keeper, a good lad and an inspiring story to be honest
Literal tengo pena ajena en este momento. Última vez que dejan organizar a Estados Unidos una copa
>>68080895
Because if "we" didn't they would do the same thing they did to Fifa, did you think they did it because they like justice?
¿Hacemos un hilo de /latsp/? No me banco a los anglos.
quién /fernet/ acá
didn't know Jon Secada was still around, nice to hear
>>68080744
porque keylor odia a costa rica?
siempre que tiene que ir a jugar con su seleccion se "lesiona"
>US of A
>reggaeton
>fag niggers instead of bimbos dancing in the background
is canada in this thing
going to liqour store, dubs decides what beer.
if this is dubs, i'll get...famosa...kek
>this fucking stupid spic music performance
someone tell me when the actual semen slurping starts
>>68080962
We probably will. We've been absolutely miserable as of late.
I hate to say this but the WC was mostly a fluke
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCKING YANKIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OFFICIAL COPA AMERICA USA CHECK-IN
AMERILADS CHECK-IN
>What part of America are you from lads?
>>68081057
una caguama
>>68081057
fernet m8
Pasen stream boludos.
>all this yellow
Disgusting
First for Culombia
Cuando empieza esta mierda
>>68081057
Get some Devils Backbone nigga
>yuropoors claim America really does care about soccer
>literally no one at the stadium
where's the grime?
>>68081042
/publicly televised in USA
FS1 was probably too afraid of SJWs and pulled some strings to keep things "family friendly"
>soccer music
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys.
>>68081057
tecate
>there are zero (0) usa fans in attendance
JUST
>>68080887
roll here, i need some dubs
>>68081101
>not bookmarking rojadirecta already
>>68081095
Hello, NSA! Minnesota!
>>68081095
California, literally right across the san mateo bridge from Levis
no lloreh por favor mujeh
Why is this trash music still relevant? Who the fuck still listens to this shit?
>>68081095
Sandy Eggo
>>68081101
hay uno en youtube
>>68081095
Portland, Oregon
>>68081095
New York reporting in
>>68081079
68k is a lot? Maybe for other countries. For a country filled with 70k+ seat NFL stadiums and 100k+ seat NCAA stadiums, that is not especially big.
>most passionate fans
>literally empty
Even the American Outlaws (our national team hooligans) didn't realize this is happening.
>>68081095
Ohio checking in
daily reminder that jeans stadium is shit
>>68080686
They played against a Barca B team last summer iirc
>>68079690
who is this semen demon
>>68081095
Virginia la
llego el trolaso>>68081122
>>68081095
Texas reporting in!
NOW IS GAY NIGGER MUSIC
HAHAHAHHAHAH
Just play the fucking match already
Esto es lo que pasa cuando dejamos a estos chicanos a cargo de la
""""""""""""""""musica""""""""""""""""" , en vez de la declarada superioridad musical Argentina.
Is this a girl or a boy
holy fuck that was like 50 minutes just to start, 40 minutes of adverts before that
how do you do it bros?
HOLY FUCK JASON DERULO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>68079554
sleepy tb h
WE WUZ COLUMBIANS AN SHIT
loco, la musica me arruino el mate y estuvo a punto de quemarme el pan pal choripan... gringos culiaos :C
>>68081124
dude it's FS1, it's cable TV.
they could show titties if they really wanted, not like this is normal FOX. FS1 is basically FX but for sports, and FX broadcasts tons of lewd shit
>>68081121
this pic is fonni
>>68081057
Negra Modelo
>>68081095
Nevada checking in
>more niggers
SOLO COLOMBIA LOKS
What happens if we use meme magic?
Now we getting some ass niggers up there
>>68081095
coastal NJ
>>68081159
tickets are expensive as fuck
do you want to pay ~100 bucks for nosebleed seats?
>3 billion views on youtube
who?
Why is the stadium so empty?
OMG STOP THIS PREGAME SHOW
YOURE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF /sp/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68081149
>>68081035
Mi teoría es que el Real Madrid le recomienda no tomar participar en estos partidos internacionales por miedo de una lesión, sabiendo que Keylor es propenso a lesionarse.
>>68081187
>add dreads/hair extensions
>call it a boy
>>68081190
disgusting
>derulo
>colombia
>white
pick 1
>>68081122
What the fuck? Why are we allowed to host this?
go texas
I tought americans had anti-cringe openings.
>nigger music is playing now
thank you USA anything is better than reguetton
>Jason de rulo w/o autotune
does this happen in every sports even in america?
about to run to the store to buy beer, dubs decides what I buy
>take 2
>>68081208
Dindu derulo
Was this the dumbest idea ever for a tournament?
>>68081213
Because no one was aware this was happening.
>over 3 million views on YouTube
Is this seriously how we judge musicians now?
>>68081149
What neighborhood???
Worst opening ceremony ever
START THE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYME
>>68081228
I came
>>68080597
kek
>Jason Derulo
>Americans in charge of opening ceremonies
>>68081213
Most Americans don't know what Copa America is or that it's happening.
pretty sweet PRS guitar
jelly desu
What's up with all these latino artists making me cringe?
>Americans
>>68081261
yep pretty much
This sounds like some 80's shit
I just want everybody to know that my opinions on the wall are dependent on there being a qt patotie latina in my bed
>>68081244
That's only when we care about the game.
Holy shit, the quality of this transmission is horrible.
COL 3 USA 1
DUBS CONFIRM IT
>>68081095
South Carolina, who else here /southern/
>>68081255
Well shit son, get some O'Connors bruv
>>68081251
hell no, idk what this gay shit is but it ain't the spar spangled banner
Metallica is performing next. calm down haters.
>>68081225
>>68081213
nobody in the US really cares about this meme tournament, the only people who want to attend this match are the spic immigrants, but they can't afford the tickets
also, it's a very large stadium for a US soccer match, hard to fill it
>>68081251
nah, they are trying to copy the WC
>>68081280
nah, it's probably the overpriced tickets. the cheapest tickets for nose bleeds here in LA was 150 dollars kek
>no shakira
Shit cup
>>68081192
>>68079525
meant to say
r/soccerstreams, fucking hell
>>68081095
América para los americanos :^)
¿alguien quiere pensar en mi chori loco?, el nigga me lo esta arruinando, chicanos putos :C
who dat niga
>all these literally who artists
They should have just taken some dadrock group instead
>>68081213
NBA and NHL playoffs have overshadowed any possible awareness of this tournament.
WHY NO RHIANNA???
REEEEEEE
>Americans ruided the 100th edition of Copa América
>>68081297
lol sucks for you
>>68081288
POLO FUCK THAT HILFIGER
>>68081244
There are no opening ceremonies for our sports. Only cringe halftime shows for superbowl.
i fucking hate this country
how did they hire jozy altidore to do this performance i thought he was injured
>>68081095
51st state reporting in
nice dancing rofl
fuck off nigger
>>68081048
no, but Haiti is
>>68081331
>>68081095
South Texas
>>68081251
I think they're doing all of this because it's the 100th one.
>>68081336
A good dadrock band probably would have cost too much.
Here's my rochas
Im watching this from the bay area and my fucking cable is shitting the bed
what the fuck
>>68081076
>brazil .vs haiti is $100
What the flying fuck....
>>68081321
Oh look another deluded asshole who still thinks the sport is growing in the US.
Wake the fuck up. Nobody cares about or is aware of this tournament in this country.
>Metallica is performing next. calm down haters.
>>68081346
Can we get exaliftin back?
>>68081350
We're literally the only reason the world is watching.
please be over
>>68081331
that looks like a tasty hot dog, but where's the ketchup and mustard?
What does Messi like to drink?
Esto es lo que pasa cuando dejamos a los chicanos y al """""""americano"""""" promedio a cargo de la """"""""""""""""musica""""""""""""""" jajajajajajajajajajajjajajaj
This opening isnt bad tbhaytch
>>68080173
Why would we give the trophy to Australia?
>Want to see a football match
>see a concert instead
Fucking muricans, you ruin fucking everything
Its an americans say "we dont care about soccer" episode
>yfw el peruANO vs el haitiANO
>>68081306
>this music
JUST
>make some noise for INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR jason derulo
hmmm having to remind people you are an international superstar probably means you aren't an international superstar
100 more times!!!
ENCORE!!!
>>68081363
t. muhammad
>>68081384
it's a blessing in disguise, you weren't forced to go through the torture that was that opening ceremony
>>68081386
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EXALIFTIN
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>>68081383
Meteria la cara ahi, en serio
DALE when?
>>68081383
keep em coming
>>68081406
cough syrup.
>>68081187
It can be a huge blow when a trans man is called “miss” or a trans woman is addressed as “sir,” be careful there.
nareszcie będzie co robić po nocach, witam.
I think I'd rather watch the Women's College World Series of Softball
>>68081417
yeah, they don't do this before every world cup
>>68081418
This proves it more than ever.
>>68081383
>south american """""water""""""
>swimming in literal shit
>>68081428
>>68081429
>hating enrique iglesias
nigga u gay
>>68081367
Kek
Blame the attendance on the shit stadium in the middle of nowhere.
EMPTY STADIUM
>EMPTY STADIUM
EMPTY STADIUM
>EMPTY STADIUM
EMPTY STADIUM
>EMPTY STADIUM
EMPTY STADIUM
>EMPTY STADIUM
EMPTY STADIUM
>EMPTY STADIUM
>USA IN CHARGE OF SUPPORTING THEIR OWN TEAM IN THE ONLY RELEVANT SPORT IN THE WORLD
>>68081095
new york here lad
Until now I knew our musical apport to the ceremony was that ghetto faggot.
US police should search his room right now, I bet they'll find a shit ton of traffick cocaine to supply his boss' clients.
Is this a 10/10 in Colombia?
>>68081417
>shakira in a wc opening for the past decade
>but rag on us for putting an opening
>mls add
low rent, sad
>DAT MEXICAN WITH A HALF MEXICO HALF USA KIY
CHI
>>68081262
on the westside familam.
wbu?
Where they football at??
>>68081418
>Stadium is 1/3 empty and 2/3 Colombia fans
It doesn't even have to be said, really
>15 minutes of adverts
>40 minutes of pregame
>15 minutes of adverts
>10 minutes of garbage singing
>15 minutes of adverts
for what purpose?
bet they could've filled metlife desu
>>68081095
Maryland suburbs of DC
>>68081482
5/10
is this being hosted in america or mexico?
>>68081482
solid 5
>Literally nobody went to the stadium
Really burgers come the fuck on you can't fill it in the first game?