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>Just Fight Fan™ Things
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Robin Black & Dan Hardy on Rockhold vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/3XSU1y0N_2o
Robin Black & Dan Hardy on Cruz vs Faber: https://youtu.be/-hUsKRxfFp4
BJJ Scout preview of Cruz vs Faber: https://youtu.be/w5UCbb0_88k
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Why is this cockeyed, shit talking motherfucker so likeable?
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jon
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>>68065022
you sound like a self help book mate. SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>68065022
He's an average bloke.
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>>68065043
lol i love how you room is bare as fuck do you have any possessions besides your pants?
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>>68065082

mouthpiece, cup, everything else is bullshit
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Brendan Peter Schaub.
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>>68065043
you can exercise other muscles apart from your arms and shoulders you know
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>>68065111
he looks like a guy that didn't have enough food to bulk but worked out anyways
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>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
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>>68065082
My mind
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>>68065170
What do you train my man
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>>68065182
Movement.
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>>68065182
Your sister
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>>68065190
So nothing lmao
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still my boy
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>>68065022
>Michael fucking Bisping
>likable
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>>68065222
He's pretty likable after watching the Embeddeds, constantly banters with his kids, seems like a good dad.
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Tom "Cool" Breese
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>>68065109
did he ditch the mexican girl
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>>68065222

don't be jealous, take pride in Commonwealth's own Michael Bisping
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>>68065222
His name is Michel Bispijn, friend
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>>68065250
He has a kid with some asian looking girl now. I think they're together
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>>68065022
He's clearly not the best in the world and he's basically where he is through stubbornness, shit talking and consistency.

Guy fought cans for years, got heemed by Hendo, Belfort Rockhold and still fought through a concussion to box the shit out of Silva and demand that everyone give him a rematch because they were on steroids.

Bisping is great.
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>>68065233
>he's nice to his kids
Yeah that completely normal personality trait makes up for being an A-grade cunt every other time in his life. Jesus christ.
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Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyse and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond.
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>>68065306
>A-grade cunt
>he still thinks fight banter is real
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>>68065306
>not understanding British banter
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>>68065331
>>68065342
>xD le bantz
Don't mind me, just spitting at my opponent's cornermen for a bit of banter. All good fun right?
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>>68065411
/heem/ is a banter-friendly zone
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>>68065330
no please no ._.
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>>68065411

He got a reaction out of you, you got to give him that. You gave him exactly what he wanted, you played right into his hand.
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>>68065427
daily reminder
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>>68065100
Kek
>>68065010
Thanks for "BJJ Scout preview of Cruz vs Faber".
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>>68065538
is Luke a гoпник?
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>>68065433
>it's just selling le fight i don't hold their actions and words against them despite this being real life and not pro wrestling (my favourite thing to watch)
I'm getting real sick of you people.
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>tfw no Miocic v Hunto 2 for NYE

Oh well, hopefully he'll get first crack at Stipe after Econoreem knocks his ass into the ground.
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>>68065621
You aussies are on some next-level shitposting
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>>68065584
He seems to be kind like a bully sometimes.
But he probably drinks only good red wine.
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Just watched the presser. Why are Americans so shit at banter? Luke was getting rekt by Bisping. Faber is funny though only because he is truly triggered by Cruz and gets so angry.

Cruz should come out of the closet already. He would be such a good role model for gay kids who want to do sports. Everyone respects him and he is liked online by MMA fans
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>>68065822
Because only cunts banter in real life. Most English (and Aussies) are massive cunts that deserve to get their heads kicked in.
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>>68065218
>Watching Avy Scott porno
>Camera pans back while she is being shagged missionary
>It's fucking War Machine

Had to stop right there
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>>68065840
>deserve to get their heads kicked in.

I'd like to see a Yank give it a try
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>>68065840

lebs out
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>>68065840
perhaps r/mma would be more your speed
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>>68065010
Ok, those breakdowns are just great.
Where can I find the fourth video?

1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dB3YUerKVU

2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC3CDhCUiLY

3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIvCBuwsPc&list=PLKb7D4fR_VOh0wg6IQy817ra1BrxnYwXh&index=3 (actually on channel)

4.???
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Thanks for linking these. They're amazing. I knew Cruz obviously had a boxing base for movement but this really surprised me just much boxing he uses it when we've been told constantly that you can't go into a MMA fight with boxing movement and survive.

This really makes Rogan look fucking stupid when he calls anyone who can throw a punch as "A MUUUUUNSTAAAA with EXPERT boxing". Boxing isn't just about punching, it's about movement more importantly.
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>>68066239
meant for:
>>68065981
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>>68065981
https://www.facebook
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Why didn't Kenny Florian lose his job?
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>>68066422
big name
only shills ufc
doesnt ask critical questions
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>>68066422
He's not a white male.
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>>68066348
Thanks.
But, can it be on YouTube somewhere?
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>>68066422
He's irreplaceable - just consider it, who would you replace him with? Drawing a blank, aren't ya? hehe
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Where are the brutal heems?
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>>68066422
>mfw Kenny Florian is unironically taller than me
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>>68066552
Sure
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>>68066567
We could start a club.
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>>68066528
it's been taken down by the UFC atm
unless someone reuploads it, or has already, no
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>>68066459
?
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>>68066535
I hope this is nothing more than an old australian shitpost, because tons of people in mma can take his position. Helwani, Sonnen, Stann, Mitrione, Luke Thomas, Jon Anik off the top of my head.
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>Werdum
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>>68066600
Not exactly what I had in mind, but thanks.

Does anyone else think Cruz has lost his fire, his desire to fight?

I think he really wanted to come back and win the title after his injuries, but now that he has he's kinda lost that fire.
Even his mom realizes that as Ariel pointed out at the weigh-ins.

Because of this I think Urijah will heem him.
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>>68066717
Consider suicide please.
Also go back to r/mma please.
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>>68066732
Sorry if it was too brutal. Here's a gentle heem.

And I strongly disagree with your comments on Cruz. Mostly because I really, really don't want that to be the case. qed
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>>68066600
>womyn
>brutal
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>>68066766
Consider this statement: Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey was the second most brutal fight of 2015. Would you agree?
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>>68066754
It's not like it's a prestigious position.
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>literally having to fly to New Jersey to hang out at an Applebees to make ends meet
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>>68066600
looks like a couple of gutter punks harassing a pudgy mom
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Guys is Holloway any good?
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>>68065822
Banter without backing it up makes you look foolish. Like Chael sonnen. Well at least he cucked bisping out of a title shot.
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>>68066790
brutal typically implies, so I'd have to say you(s) need to agree on brutal.
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>>68066836
I quite like him. Fights well out of both stances, defensively sound, excellent workrate. I'm biased though, been following him since his UFC debut.
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>>68066852
I absolutely agree that brutal typically implies.
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>>68066836
Yeah, he's fantastic desu.
He has great boxing and has incorporated kicks into his stand up.
He's been in there with some tough guys from a very early age.
He's worked on his wrestling and ground game since the mcgregor fight and used it to beat ppl.

He's one of those guys just under contender level. And he's on an 8 fight win streak.
Dude hasn't lost since he fought Conor.
He's for real.


Also my boy tbf
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>>68066845
I'm still bitter about that fight. Bisping won on my scorecards. Cage control is overrated.
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>>68066892
His performance against Cub Swanson was beautiful. It's a real shame the Oliveira fight was cut short, would have been a great marquee win for Max.
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>tfw ywn get high with nick, Nate, and Matt Serra

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGK8JzEOPsN/
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>>68066927
Yep, I think he's gonna finish lamas on the feet.
His lead hand has looked great recently. I think he'll counter lamas with a lead right hook and put him away.
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>>68066764
Eddy Gordo in this bitch
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>>68066836

He's going to be the next FW given that he ll crush the winner of the aldo vs edgar fight(conor is never going down to FW again,the best thing he can do is fight the winner of alvarez/rda and if he wins,immediately forfeit the FW belt)
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>>68067037
Moar webms pls, I need heems
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>>68067037
sick jitz
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reminder that mcdonalds vs wonderpedo is in two weeks
how many rounds is it scheduled for?
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>>68067125
17 last I heard
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>>68066636
Yeah, well. Will use facebook link then.
I just prefer download them on my computer.
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>>68065981
These are great, thanks. That second one with Doms commentary is awesome.
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>>68067032
Frankie would give Holloway the Scrub Swanson treatment.
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>>68065245
I kek'd
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>>68067342
>Scrub Swanson
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>>68067368
I'd hate to be that guy taping his shoes
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>>68067368
What kind of man child wears sneakers with a suit anyway?
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>>68065981
Good stuff lad
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ACB 40 is live and free in about 2 bongs

https://youtu.be/QSCTAeWzvaE
https://youtu.be/QSCTAeWzvaE
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>>68067037
unreal ffs
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>>68067407
A fucking samurai!
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>>68067407
isnt that a normal thing in commiefornia
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>>68066801
Wow. Is that for real?
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Fresh free fight

Red King vs Mike Pyle: https://youtu.be/9kgt2sXZbLA
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>>68067485
They are touring and doing seminars
, which is common for fighters to do to make extra money. They aren't flying all the way to NJ just for Applebee's.
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Not long now until Rory destroys wondermeme
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>6/4 - UFC 199: Bisping vs rockhold III
>III
is this a meme
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>>68067615
bisping beat a hungover completely wasted luke

this is actually the rubber match

card can't get any better, jensen
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>>68067597
That's not a suplex, Jim.
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>>68067674
>bisping beat a hungover completely wasted luke
is this on fight pass?
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https://www.youtube.com/user/BJJSCOUT
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>>68065169

>Bisping
>Knocking someone out

It took two beatings from Weidman for Britbong to even stagger Silva. I'm happy Bisping won though but he ain't knocking out Awkward Luke.
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>>68066422
they need to get rid of that black ho with the jerry curl
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>>68067368
>sneakers with a suit
How fucking pathetic.
even nose helwani only does that ironically, fucking cockhold bitchboy little shit
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>>68067735
no, it's only for gym owners and relatives

it was in practice
just like a chael sonnen promo u know

yushin okami beat him in practice, and he ducked him
lyoto machida beat him in practice, so he became good friends with him and he won't fight him
these guys are phonies and so is your pound for pound list, what was ur question?

and he ducked me for six years
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>>68066732
>>68066732

Uriah isn't heeming jack shit.

Dom was wobbling on one leg and TJ still couldn't take him out and was barely hanging on against Dom.

Uriah the Pariah will never get that belt. Sorry anon.
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>>68067769
i miss shael desu familia
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>>68067735
https://youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU
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>>68066732
I actually feel like he has even more "fire" now, he made something most people would consider impossible and now sees how much money there is to be made in MMA if he does it right.
Pretty sure he will end up facing DJ again once he beats chinber and rematches snakeshaw
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>>68067407
>>68067767

MUH LADY MUH FEDOR MUH CLASSY

Jack off will you, bunch of /fa/ggot autists.

I'm from the East coast and will never mix sneakers with a suit but that's normal for California. Different cultures you fags.

You bitches probably jack off to 100 button coats.
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>>68067830
>muh cultural relativism
Fuck off it looks like shit.
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>>68067837

Depends if you can carry it.

You wearing a $5000 custom suit with bitch tits and fedora really won't look good at any angle.
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>>68067789
reminder that uriah is a black folk who fights in a division 50lbs heavier than urijah's

reminder that uriah blacked jennifer lopez after learning some combos by the iceman chuck lydell
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>>68066801
>get to meet a pedo and his conquest

no thanks. besides, if i shook pat's hand to hard he might get knocked out
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>if i want to take jon down 100 times, im going to take jon down 100 times
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Is he basically /heem/ - the fighter?

>no friends, only got his dog
>no gf
>says he can heem everyone but really can't
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>>68067964
He might not be able to heem every there but they also can't heem him either
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>>68067964
Is he autistic ? This is important
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>>68067798
>tfw chael will never ever return to mma
hold these feels for me
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>>68067865
>that projection
Relax
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>>68067964
Kek
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>>68067924
>the look on your face when you bout to suck off jon and you aint stoppin even if he nuts.
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>>68068052

Shhh it's all right my classy friend. Chad isn't here.
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Should I make a /heem/ youtube channel where all the videos are private and you need to have the link to watch? Will make the spicy banger playlist first from the text doc
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>>68068091
yes
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>>68068087
im sorry you're triggered, luke
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>>68065022
Bisping being likable is a recent phenomenon. he was a twat for ages until he had a string of wins and heartbreaking losses he took like a champ (well, when against those who don't juice).
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AHHH CHANDLER HELP HES WRESTLING ME
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>>68068117
>jon jones! get your dick together, cuz i'm suckin boy!
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juan torres would slaughter steepay miocic
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>>68068126
just a heads up if jones wrestlefucks cormier i will swap up the faces
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>™
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Any /FANZANTS/ here?
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>>68068151
yes /paigevanchimp/ here
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>>68067999
I'm kinda worried for this fight. Hope he wins tbqh. Nothing against Faber but I like Cruz.

>>68068038
>has a huge collection of knives and katanas
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Cruz is not autism.
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>>68068193
cruz is literally /heem/ tier it wouldnt suprise me if he browses this place
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>>68068180
>I'm kinda worried for this fight.
Don't be
Faber is in decline and Cruz is in his prime
The webms le tripfag was posting were only Cruz getting knocked off balance, Cruz won that rematch 49-46
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>>68068203
he's pretty autistic - i didn't realize it until i watched the embeddeds. He's still my boy though
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>>68068210
>tripfag

I forgot about this guy! he's the one putting 20 down on faber to win AND he also predicted brown would heem maia.

kek
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>>68068223
he is one of us m8
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I don't think he seems autistic at all.

https://youtu.be/r5sE0F3MLMY
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>>68068238
agreed
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>>68068091
>>68068101
anyone got the spicy banger list?
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>>68068254
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>>68068258
cheeky


in searching for the list I found one of those websites where they steal posts from other forums and they took /heem/s posts its weird man

just like copy pasted entire threads
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>>68068239
>implying he isnt pretending
how is san diego btw
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>>68068317
That is just hiroshimoot compiling all of our posts/data so he can sell it to Dana and co.

(Look it up)
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>>68065028
LOL
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>>68068317
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Spicy%20banger/

L24plebs
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>>68068375
I had just found it before you posted

anyway i'll go make the channel

names? /heem/tube?
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>>68066600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LGa4IR9B5s
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>>68066600
What possesses people to try to fight when they are this shit? I can't imagine they are getting paid anything for this, so why go in there and potentially get knocked out? Is this some kind of white trash meme?
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>>68068419
requesting more hood fights
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>>68068395
Heemstream
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>>68065840
Fuck you're gay
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>>68067342

Max fucked cub up worse than frankie did tho
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>>68067964
This is actually true, he fits in every aspect lmao
>cruz started the i can heem everyone here meme

If youre reading this i hope u win 2mrw dom xoxo
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Would /heem/ be interested in joining fight club?
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>>68068460
1. Styles makes fights
2. Holloway has only ever struggled with grapplers (see Cole Miller fight & oliveira bitched out instantly)
3. That was a post Frankie cub. Frankie mentally breaks people beyond repair. see gray Maynard & BJ Penn post Frankie
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Five rounds today (Robin blacks podcast): https://youtu.be/uaH6vx-x5Ls
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>Dana forces Conor to fight the winner of Aldo/Edgar
>Edgar edges out a close decision via wrestlefuck and USADA
>Edgar wrestlefucks Conor and wins a UD

me on the right
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>>68068471
I would
I was a wrestling powerhouse in high school/college

I'm not really big but I'm very strong
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>>68067964
dom is closeted gay man
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>>68068428
what usually happens is the original fighter pulls out for some reason or other so they literally just convince someone out the crowd to fight for a payday

also a lot of these promotions like XFS are tied closely to some gym and they basically use them for gym fighters to crush cans
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>>68068502

>Holloway has only ever struggled with grapplers

Only one I can think of is McGoobs laying on him but there was a huge size difference.

I watched the Cole Miller fight and don't remember him struggling at all. Pretty sure he wasn't taken down once
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>>68067037
I think this whole sequence was my favorite sub ever in an actual fight.

How fucked is Bisping? Did anyone else notice that he was practicing spinning back kicks in the last embedded? His coaches have to be insane if they're thinking about having him do that to Rockhold.
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Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green

Finland: you didn't pick holloway vs. lamas
Bulgaria: did you post twice?
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>>68068641
you are forgetting that bisping can can throw kicks and rockhold took the most vicious spinning kick from trt vitor of all time
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>>68068634
>mcgoobs a grappler
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>>68068677
McGoobs fucked up his knee during the fight, so he coasted for 1-2 rounds laying on top of Max.
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>>68067407
>>68067830
>>68067767

Culture shit aside, who gives a fuck how he is dressed? Dude could show up dressed in a clown suit and still effortlessly bang the vast majority of women in the world. If you care about fashion outside of its ability to make you more attractive to women, you are a literal fag.
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>>68068704
>Cruz subbing Faber

Nigga...
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>>68068704
Duke Rockhog TKO rd 2
Dom Cruise SUB rd 4
Hollar-way DEC
Hendo KO rd1
Poirier DEC

fuck forgot pic
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>>68068662
fuck linked wrong post, its here >>68068720
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>>68068718
>Nigga...
Sir this is a Christian imageboard please watch your language!
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>>68068732
how high are you?
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>>68067964
Yes. Honestly I was kind of depressed watching his embedded videos. Even when he went to that party you can tell he doesn't have any true bros like the TAM crew.
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>>68065871
I'll double leg you so fast you won't even remember hitting the mat
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>>68068662
Michael Bisping - Decision
Uriah Faber - 2nd Round Submission
Max Holloway - Decision
Dan Henderson - 1st Round Knockout
Dustin Porier - Decision
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>>68067964
truly one of us
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>>68068762
who has time for friends if you trane and browse this place the whole day
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Dominick Cruz is not autism.

https://youtu.be/D5lwHWcDbFQ
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>>68068662
how many of these are samefagging?
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>>68068732
bro ur a fukkin mess my man
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>>68068836
>Dominick Cruz is not autism.
>doesnt look her in the eye once
lmao

you must be dominick himself
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>>68068744
>>68068848
dont bully im on drugs
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Sup /heem/ long time no see, Kneehold vs Bisping is tonight or tomorrow???
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>>68068882
>Croat wins title
>Croat posters disappear

I don't understand.
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>>68068836
Dom, it's alright. You still my boy.
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>>68068906
You are still around, aren't you?
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>>68068906
>Croat
He's an American
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>>68068864
>>68068912
You're just projecting your own insecurities, dummy
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ACB IS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
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>>68068921
I will not be spoken to in this manner by your kind.
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>>68068926
>instant butthurt
wew
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>mfw I realized Conor is the GOAT
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>>68068695
its just stupid how hard these fighters are trying to look "classy" and "professional", also commenting on something as ridiculous as sneakers with suits is very different than caring about fashion and being a fag about it
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>>68068952
>GOAT
>can't even beat some retarded stoner vegan
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>>68068662

Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
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>>68068944
Miss GSP now, frenchie?
cause I do, he was GOAT
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>>68068961
that retarded stoner vegan is 2 weight classes heavier than conor bud
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>>68068836
I know you're not autistic, Dom, these dorks are just jealous, they will keep making up stuff to criticize you because they aren't man enough to acknowledge their own shortcomings.

Beat up that 40 yr surfer ok.
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>>68068662
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier (even tho Green is my boy)
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>>68068987
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>>68068662
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier

It's the easiest card to predict, if I don't have a 5/5 I will threaten Ngannou on twitter and try to set up a fight
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>>68068236

I just want her to be happy
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Tell me /heem/

Do you make predictions with your heart or your brain?
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>>68068836
he's not autist clearly, his hands aren't shaking when he wraps the lady's hands
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>>68069009
the claudia is actually so sweet, like if you understand portuguese and hear she speak, its like the cutest thing in the world you just want to hug her and let she tap you out as many time as she wants
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>>68068836
>>68068864

He is just in a bad mood from the weight cut.
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>>68068959
I spent few days on /balk/ it was shit desu, i'm glad i'm back on /heem/ . Ufc 199 is today or tomorrow??
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>>68068864
you must be stoned or something, this gal is clearly a 6 while dom is a 9, why would he even bother looking at her?
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I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.

People don't look at him objectively and are just jealous because he's good looking in addition to having so much else going for him. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.

He's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything he's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.

It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.

But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.

McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.

People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?

I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.

Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.

Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?

That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
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>>68069038
Manly Voice though
She was roiding hard
Are you into traps as well?
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>>68069030
Brain. I picked Stipe here on /heem/ but on some prediction price game on facebook where the price was Miočićs tshirt i picked Werdum later rounds via submission. I'm glad i didn't won that shirt tho
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>>68068926
>>68068946

Banter aside, has Stipe ever said anything about his Croatian background? Besides his name I can't recall hearing much about it. It seems like all he gives a shit about is Cleveland, which is fine by me as I live here.
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>>68069083
Are you going to 203?
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>>68068958
I don't think he's wearing a suit to try to look classy and professional, I think he showed up dressed however he wanted that day. It's not like he's wearing a tie or showed up in a tuxedo
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anyone watching ACB?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
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>>68069072
she is clean, her voice isn't roid voice at all, just a bit hoarser than normal, but womanly in every kind
traps are gay bro, didnt you get the memo?
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>>68069083
>admitting that you live in Cleveland

I want you to go to your router right now and just cut the cord my dude. You're done. Pack it in.
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>>68069052
>this gal is clearly a 6
wut

def not
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>>68069083
Yes, he was here last year, he talked about that a lot, gave lot of interviews, came here to train with Mirko to help him against Gonzaga i think. He said he'll come here this year also for vacation. His dad is a moron tho, 'big' Croat, Bog i Hrvati and shit.
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>>68069112
I'm watching lad.
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>>68069059
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This has to be Stipes walkout music

https://youtu.be/SJ3plaSowWc
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>>68069112
The crowd certainly ain't...that place is dead
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>>68069083
It's fine by you cause you live there? lel
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>>68069108
Watch the ufc videos/interviews/check out their social media, these guys never wear suits outside of the press conferences, they are surely trying to look classy.
I mean, look at urijah faber rocking one ffs.
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>>68069059
>he actually took the time to write this
l-m-a-o son, also learn how to write you write like a teenager
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Why would rockhold say he has a bum knee?
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I lived in Euclid for a year for tech school. Worst year of my life desu. If I unironically lived in Memeland, I'd permaheem myself in lake Erie.
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>>68069083
after nigron james shit the bed again, will you guys accept stipe as cleveland's finest?
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ITS THE WINKING REF!!!
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>>68069174
To even out the betting line
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>>68069164
>doesn't even address my points/arguments

Keep memeing you little boy.
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>>68069152
Dobar Dan

Hvala, dobro. A ti? Možeš razgovarati sa mnom na hrvatskom. Kako se kaže "real fight fan" na hrvatskom?
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It's Saturday anyway
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HEEEEMMMM
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>>68069174
Because he's a fucking pussy.

>i'm on 10 percent meme
Probably some MW contageous disease brought by Weidman, virologists shoul check this up
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