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> autism awareness edition
down a cunt on seychelles sub-edition
old thread >>68031235
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>>68047257
dont be lad, Raufoss are beyond tez. Once Lyn score one they'll come flooding in.
>>68047357
i can donate a [spoiler]you[/spoiler]
>yfw England still don't win this
>>68047447
goddammit
>>68047454
I'll be down monumental if they don't
today:
1) lose a bunch of money because serena doesnt win in 2 sets
2) lose a bunch of money to a mackers algeria tip
3) lose a bunch of money because the btts doesn't come through because portugal gets red carded
AMA
>>68047508
>not betting on match odds
>backing Mackers
Any youth tournaments starting soon?
>>68047508
How does it feel to be Dutch?
>>68047508
Been one of those days m8. Down on BTs tip and soon to be down on Lyn Oslo :^).
>>68047570
Nothing special. At least happy that I'm not Portuguese.
>>68047650
Rather live in Portugal than Holland
>>68047508
will you get into esports?
>>68047683
But in Holland you can smoke weed everyday 420 blaze it m8
>>68047722
and they have glorious advocaat.
>>68047508
Why does it always take 3-4 attempts to land at Schipol?
>>68047508
Lost a bet and 2 re-backs when my team got a red in the 29th minute. then my other bet lost, because my team couldn't score a pen in the 90th. Also had a large on Taipei Over 4.5 but they just stopped scoring after the 2:2. Don't really feel like any of the bets were terrible, but I'm down insane.
>>68047707
no
>>68047722
yes
>>68047754
mystery
>>68047764
down insane as well, fuck it
>>68047508
>2) lose a bunch of money to a mackers algeria tip
The tip was +2 so if you followed the tip you would have broken even. Or you could've laid it when it went as far as +1.25 due to PGA mongs pushing it way too far which is almost always what happens.
refuse to believe that Lyn dont score at least 5 in the last 15 minutes. Surely they dont completely money train vs all the average teams in the league, and then lose to fucking RAUFOSS, who have the worst league record in years
>portugal is actually attacking
>>68047754
What
I've flown to and from Schiphol dozens of times and not once had to do multiple attempts
>England
ffs just kill me already
>>68048089
Do you recognize this picture? ;)
Odds for England now at 1.8 again. Am I ballsy and stupid enough to re-back AGAIN?
>>68048153
Do it.
>>68048177
DOING IT
who else /reffocs/ todays
raking in the £££££'s
When did LvG join England?
>>68048153
I did it too, it seems a good deal tbqh
>>68048212
Almost evens now, can not stop topping up
Le wiggly arms man will score
tbqh entire bankroll on dnb england @1.10
>>68048454
Me too. Hope I don't live to regret this
Surely, SURELY England score any second now
>>68048454
This is not a good idea, imo, portugal isn't really playing that bad, they might as well get (very fucking) lucky and end it with a 0-1
>>68048670
Trips confirm goal happens in the 84th minute.
15 minutes more than enough for them to get one in the net
england are actually shit
This has always been England's problem. We're good against shit teams but as soon as we play anyone inside the top 10 in the world with an organised defence we can't break them down and concede silly goals.
It's still coming home lids.
not scoring that...my god.
Not gonna chase losses tonight. The only thing I'll chase will be dozens of sleeping pills with red wine.
Who saw Cameron getting BTFO
Bankrolling Leave WHEN?
>short corner
IT'S 0-0 FFS
>>68049090
It's rigged bruv. There is no democracy, the elites won't allow you to make any important decisions that might be against their interests.
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Thank the lord
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FINALLY
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ITS COMING HOME
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
up INSANE
>>68048852
Close mate
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WE DESERVED THIS FUCK IT
Gonna by my wife's son a new go kart now lids
>the lads when Smalling saves the day
>>68049332
>Some mug on TT tipped England -1 at about HT
I mean the goal wins me money but I honestly think I would rather have seen that terrible tip lose rather than scrape a refund which was clearly the best case scenario
SHAKING
Its actually coming home.
>>68049408
Yeah, I was just thinking: Had I not watched the game and had I not seen how poorly England were playing, I probably would've gotten on something silly like England -1 too, after the red.
So today
>Won on Serena
>Won on Djok
>Won on England
>Lost on Chinese Taipei
>Lost on Serbia u21
>Lost on Macedonia
Been ok on the whole, I just need to stop betting on stupid leagues I know nothing about wew
Post your end result if pepe and ronaldo would have played and they wouldn't have had only 10
>>68049590
was mugs day today desu
ok England just lost me a great tip.
any inspiration for today/tommorow?
>>68049663
posting a dutch muggy acca later tonight. gonna do some research.
>>68049616
1-0 to England
>>68049590
Wouldn't have been such a terrible day for me had I not re-backed 3 bets multiple times that I ended up losing. Up now thanks to relentlessly re-backing England.
Hi everybody! I'm new to betting but I've been following this thread for a few days. Seems like soccer is the least profitable and esports the most profitable. Am i right or wrong? I think I'm going to place my first bet tonight. Digital chaos to win against Wings.
>>68049857
Thanks for the tip, Meta.
>>68049857
God bless you leafy
>>68049857
Trip on, Metaknight
>>68049857
Tennis is probably the most profitable, but you can lose your head easily and it's stressful af.
>>68049929
I lost my head 5 times during serena today
>>68049857
LOVE this gimmick, completely blows Juveguy out of the water.
>gimmick
Reminder that England will never win a tournament whilst everyone that supports them is English
>>68050134
THIS, get off the bandwagon cunts
Friendlies don't matter. Not when a year before a tournament, and not when close to one either. I know you think they do, but you must stop. Friendly performances/results have zero bearing on what happens once you get there. Huff and puff about tonight all you like. It doesn't matter.
>>68050246
Thanks Goff
>>68050246
He's a tosser
>>68049857
Canadians SUCH characters tbqh
>>68050246
Nick's talking big sense here tbqh.
>>68050353
I think you mean reindeer m8
>>68050353
Thanks for this.
Almost forgot pmsl
>>68050353
Looks like a shit line up
>>68050353
>Not watching classic who wants to be a millionaire
Reminder to pre-stake France slags because the price won't hold until kickoff tomorrow
WTB tonight then lids?
>>68050864
waiting on USA slags lineups desu
Gonna setup a kickstarter to fund my betting career
>>68050864
What's WTB?
>>68050982
Fancy going halfers, One Juve fan to another ?
>>68051014
>fan
Who /dimbleby/ here?
Fucking bitterly hate Juventus
>>68051058
jonathan>
Really shitty panel, not worth watching. Last week was a baller though
When're they gonna get Skinner on
Jordan @ 5.5 seems to good to be true.
Any reason for this, UAE are shit?
>>68051194
Never mind, what a load of waffle
*tunes in*
dunnno I DUNNO LOL!! Dunno ........
No wonder he's your man, Hass
LA -1 @2.35 is at minimum a refund
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
What're they clapping?
Mugging up my fresh 365 with Cavs +6
>>68049701
what do you think about these ?
Switzerland H/F @1.66
Ukraine @1.94
Japan @1.57
>>68051240
Go for btts maybe
>>68051301
Hass finally won a bet
>>68051411
>owen jones
fuck off
Liz Truss a high functioning autist
all on cavs?
>>68051465
I'd give her one desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9lxApMJWng
how does cameron put up with her shit
>>68051472
If you want to lose, sure. Gonna lose by double digits tonight
frankfield perpetually suspended eyebrows are infuriating to look at
>>68051509
So adorable
>>68051563
She looks like you'd have to give her instructions when she tries to suck you off
>>68051587
At least she can talk
>>68051411
He's a champagne socialist with no real clue how the world works, except for the sheltered bubble he lives in, but presents his retarded socialist ideas as the only way to get things done. The very epitome of a party-following political troglodyte.
>>68051621
What board is this?
/pol/, they have their daily pro-Farage general
>>68051533
Not talking sense here pal. The cavs put up a very good fight against the Warriors last year and this time they are about twice as goof because Love and Kyrie are healthy. Also their bench is much deeper and improved.
Lizz is cringe-inducingly bad. This is sickening to watch
>>68051337
Got my eyes on it
>>68051741
While I agree with both of your statements, I don't see the Cavs covering in game 1. They've been off for almost a week now, plus they gave up over 105 points to the Raptors twice in the conference finals.
>>68051621
Saved
Im getting tired of winning, 10 in a row now!!!! Next up UFC 199 I recommend all of my folllowers to look into that easy money. Wizard out........ mic dropped
>>68051864
#BackBisping?
>>68051877
Top bloke but been pretty poor tonight
Next week
>Farage
Can't wait to see Juve begging for money again tomorrow zzzzzzz
>>68052003
>Asian
>Farage lover
>Trying to be funny
SWIPE LEFT
>>68052023
>trying
Pmsl
>implying you wouldn't superlike
>>68051957
>this is quote unquote "banter"
>>68052183
>letting your girl fuck other guys on the side
wew
what's the bet on NYCFC- 'real' salt lake, americans?
Rafaela DC @2.75 is too far imo. They didn't look half bad in the first half
>>68052218
Wouldn't touch it. Take either Dallas -1 or LA -1, both above evens
>>68052183
this is a cuck-free zone i'm afraid
>>68052223
Missing alot of regulars tho lid
>>68052194
>>68052253
>Not enjoying as many of god's fruits as possible
>>68052311
Gluttony is a sin pal
The state of some of you. Letting your bird get ploughed.
>>68052337
so is drinking alcohol.
:^)
>>68052337
betting is haram lad
>>68051013
What to bet m8
kinder egg posting lids?
>>68052218
Large on u2.5
>>68052655
but there should have been 4 goals already... so open
pmsl juveguy banned
>>68052646
KInder egg posting is still offtopic
>>68052675
Hass too
heres the muggy for tomorrow. xx
>>68052669
Yank teams though remember, went large as well
>>68052712
note that the first match starts 08:00 AM UK time
>>68052712
How do Asian lines work with accas?
>>68052712
Also wtf is Asian Handicap 0? Same as DNB?
>>68052882
for instance, if romania wins by 1 it'll become void. if canada is 0-0 ht it'll become void, the odds will disappear but the acca lives
>>68052911
Yes
>>68052911
Why is this happening in 2016
Hello test
>>68052911
exactly the same. odds differ sometimes.
>>68052917
make this a shout on TT and I will
>>68052917
pmsl
>>68052712
pretty well made lad,
on it as always
>>68053124
Never in doubt :^)
>>68053106
thanks mate, gl ^
>>68053146
Comfy throughout :3
>>68053193
btw what's your reasoning on bulgaria +1
that's the only one I don't get
>>68053124
What kind of competition goes straight to pens tho
>>68053250
Copa Argentina apparently. Think that Copa de Brasil does as well
>>68053235
bulgaria by no means a walk-over, think the best japan can get is 1 goal diff
NYCFC SW @2.05
>>68053466
>Hope Solo
Didn't she used to be a qt not so long ago?
>>68053466
>tobin
whenever i see that name, i am reminded of peter tobin. bad name desu.
>faroe islands DnB @ 2.62 against kosovo
>>68052655
Sweating
>>68053719
seething
>>68053719
RIP both of us
>>68053842
>>68053779
The first half had fucking nothing in it, where did all these goals come from
>>68053878
Its MLS goals come from anywhere
Today I decided to bet on the complete opposite of what you morons suggest, and I'm making profit on my pennys.
Keep it up, tomorrow I'm going to try it out with some real money.
Im liking u210.5 for the NBA
Sorry bout that last one
What yall eatin?
>missing a free header in the 6 yard box
wew
>>68054003
I hope you get seafood poisoning and die.
>>68054003
Is that you Jameis?
>Betting on MLS
Why the fuck do I do this to myself lids?
>>68053958
Why? If the memechucks go through it's going well over
>>68053958
Leaveland's road defense was beyond tez against a dire Toronto offense though
>>68054115
The Cavs play at a notoriously slow pace, and it'll be crucial for them to slow down the game and set up their half court offense if they want to win this game.
>>68054088
Because we have an addiction
>>68054187
You know they've all said they're gonna be chucking a bunch of 3's right?
>>68053469
I was on this as well. Haven't seen a collapse in men's football of this size for a while
are we betting on the usa womens soccer game? i see the line is moving more in favor of Japs winning. No Carli worries me.
FC Dallas half time @ 2.20
>>68054477
reasons?
>>68054452
Its only moved very marginally, would watch for bit before sticking anything down but overs is a little tempting, be surprised if both sides don't score.
Reminder that GSW is literally free money
>>68054774
This tbqh
>>68054730
Because they're the breast
>>68054959
Being rained off I think
>>68055081
Ehhhh. Do the bookies refund?
>Lebron given an assist for that Kyrie floater
If the scorer keeps this up, that o43.5 points + assists + rebounds will sail in
>>68055153
Yes I think so
>>68055339
Gotta wait 24 hours for my fifty squid. Bedtime I think.
japs score!!! hope nobody had USA. good time to get in the live line for USA though
Can Warriors -8.5 win?
>>68056324
2 goals now wtf!!!
USA score lel
>>68055153
>>68055339
Game's starting back up in 20 lads
Please god
>>68060158
>Mfw I got on +8.5
Want Death
>>68060275
>Lebron o43.5 points + rebounds + assists
>finished with 44
>got 3 assists on scores that were after a couple of dribbles
HAHA TIME FOR CASHOUT
>>68053958
Tears if you werent on
>>68060158
In during Warriors win by 15.
>>68060425
Are you the same Aussie that was on the -6 with me? If so, congrats
>>68060457
Nah different Aussie, was close to throwing them together in a multi
>>68060457
Not him but -6.5 surreal
Rebacked -2.5 in play
>>68060158
NBA IS SO FUCKING FIXED GOD DAMMIT
>fixing an in-play line
'no'
>MlelS officiating
Beyond dire. Can see why everyone hates Americans
>>68060158
LOL
>metaknight thinks secret will win manilla major
>on a f i v e (5) match loss streak
Should've listened when I said they're not making it out of groups desu
>when you refresh balance after a big win
better than sex tbqh
>>68063718
literally everyone said that
>>68053466
Crystal Dunns head looks like a guitar plectrum
Good morning lads. Do you add money to your roll when you have some disposable income or do you just put it in a savings account or something?
Need Bosnian corners more than AIR
>>68064227
>I will never know this feel
>shit365 have home and away mixed up again
just 1 more bosnia
red card bosnia fucks over the muggy acca, it's definitely worth another attempt without em
>>68064740
LOL 2-2 what the fuck denmark btfo
>>68064740
>doubting Bosnia
even with 10 men they were looking more likely to net one
>>68064757
epiCCCC
>>68064757
ehhh nice one.
>>68064757
nice one
please end at 2-2
cheeky fiver on bosnia @33 pmsl
Three dubs in a row please.
who's top scorer in the copa lads?
FUCKING DENMARK FUCKKKKKKK
Expected the Vietnamese kids to put up more of a fight. Are they coming back ?
I'm advising Richmond SW medium in the AFL tonight.
Odds been dropping all day, but I still see value.
Richmond with basically full strength side, key out for North.
Played in Hobart on a Friday night (first time for AFL ever) in freezing conditions
Shrewdies will go >bookies don't know this, but I still think Richmond should be closer to 2.10 for my money.
GL
x
>>68064757
dat
>>68064927
On LARGE
Can't remember the last time I won a FH AH bet from 0-0. Must be the least profitable bets I place. Always regret it, still place them again and again.
>>68064927
TT'd the win lid x
think Hass reckons himself a flip basket expert now pmsl.
just seen big_al and juveguy's back and forth last night pmsl
Still waiting for Big_Al to wipe my account so I can go public
AFL never again
FRAUD
Refuse to believe the Aus anon makes coin on this "sport" has he ever posted a spreadsheet?
