>35 minutes: 0-0
>Bruno Alves
>Bruno Alves
>Bruno Alves
Schaub
RED IN A FRIENDLY
why is nobody on the portuguese team white?
What the fuck was he thinking? Doing that at all, let alone in a friendly.
>Cantona
>getting done for attempted murder in a friendly
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE PORTUGAL.
DONT YOU DARE.
SOMEBODY SHOP ALVES INTO A KUNGFU FILM SCENE
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
KUNGFU FIGHTING OVER THE CLIP. GO GO GO.
vardy will score a hattrick
Just going to the shop, anyone want anything?
Fucking dirty ape
Based Kane popping straight back up though
Fucking brown people lmao
Getting sent off in a friendly
Norty tackle that
I hate this motherfucker so much holy shit, why did they fucking call him up
bruno alves looks mexican as fuck
>NEGRO ZLATAN SENT OFF
based ref
>>68046810
You asked the wrong question:
Why is nobody in Portugal white?
Why Bruno?
Why?
I don't get it, ruined such a comfy game for nothing. Fuck Bruno Alves. Hope FIFA susped his ass for 5 games.
Why the fuck is he even in the team? Portugal have better CBs and even then you only need 3 because Danilo can cover.
>>68046831
cornetto
what team does that absolute madlad play for?
Based Alves.
R E D
E
D
>>68046814
UEFA paid him to try and take Kane out because they're ABE
>being an absolute madman literally a week before a major tournament
ayyy lmao
Someone redpill me on what really happened to Maddie McCann?
>>68046831
a Portuguese gf please
Kane has a permanent bald spot now
is this guy sat next to a load of madmen
>>68046814
He does that every game. Fuck that brazilian tainted shit, why even would he be picked for the national team
Walker should start a head of Clyne.
Neutral Liverpool fan btw.
thanks you fucking gipsy i hate so much
DIA DA CORDA QUANDO
>>68046810
only Adrien is white, and he is actually french
Just like Nani's red in the CL a few years ago
Wow, just think how slurred and retarded Kane's speech will be after that blow to the head.
Watch England lose to 10 men.
How long unitl Wilshit comes on and bosses this game protecting his meme status.
>always performs for england
>against san marino, lichtenstein, etc
will he miss games at the euros? JUST
>>68046831
just one cornetto senpai
Why is he starting over fonte anyway?
>>68046882
They gave her too many redpills lmao
>>68046831
aero bar please.
>Pepe
>>68046831
a 32 county ireland
>>68046831
a football boot to the face please.
>>68046888
It's a troll account, you daft wanker
>RED IN A FRIENDLY
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>68046831
Cancer in a can please.
>>68046902
lol
Imagine if he did that tackle on any european they'd still be rolling around the pitch crying in agony
yet another reason to leave the EU
"Typical English spirit"
That would've been worth a red card if he actually fucked Kane up
well this friendly is now 100% worthless
>Ronaldo-less 10 man Portugal
arry kane is shite
webm ?
WHY THE FUCK DOES BRUTUS ALVES STILL GET CALLED JESUS FUCK THEY NEVER LEARN
>portugal
always know they weren't white
> Vardy on the wing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus Christ
foreigners are truly disgusting
and Portugal clearly still haven't learned anything from the self sabotage of the world cup two years ago
why do they get red cards all the time?
such violence, so little impulse control
>Portugal
>white
kek
they are total shitskins
my fucking sides. he almost decapitated kane
>>68046888
he's just trying to get attention
>>68046922
I know ;)
>>68046831
pick us up one of them Captain Morgan bottles la
>>68046831
a goal in this half like air
>>68046831
A 14yr old chav slag nude on my face
>Spurs play relegated Newcastle
>2-1 down with 11 men
>Newcastle lose a man
>Spurs go down 5-1
>Portugal 0-0 with 11 men
>Portugal go down to 10 men
>England will lose
Cap this.
>>68046888
He is a gypsy though
>>68046902
>Rooney in charge of passing
>>68046927
rofl
>>68046888
This isn't even a joke. Who finds this funny?
England plays like tottenham, this is disgusting
![71616ccdf36e479a84ebd1f6c56c26af[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FwkozBU.jpg "71616ccdf36e479a84ebd1f6c56c26af[1].png")
What did he mean by this?
>>68046831
Scottish football reforms
M S G A
S
G
A
>>68046902
kek
lads holy shit this simon rowntree is a banter god
What language do they speak in Portugal?
Webm of red where?
>>68046948
10 man abuse is very real.
>>68046902
great post tbqh
>meanwhile in Spain
Are England the only team that doesn't dive?
"I don't understand why we always have to talk about Ronaldo," said Santos.
>>68046831
the till
>>68046888
Isn't this one of those twitter accounts that comes out with bullshit to bait papers into reporting it?
>>68046967
inglese
Why do we play nigger countries in friendlys?
Their IQ is significantly lower and they often don't know the difference between right and wrong
>>68046907
He got a MoM performance against Italy. That isn't minnows.
>Now to watch England still fail to score and only manage a draw against ten man Portugal.
>>68046967
Spanish I think
>yfw da lions win the euroc up
>>68046831
Flamin hot monster munch and and Irn Bru m8. Cheers.
>>68046831
pack of pom bears please mate
>>68046961
Is the idea that the tweets get picked up by news outlets or something? I'm slightly confused too
>>68046957
Literally one of the best passers in the prem, fuck off
>>68046967
portuguese mate
>>68046967
Brazilian
>>68046967
Brazilian
>implying that's even a red
>>68046967
american
>>68046967
brazilian
>>68046967
Brazilian
>>68046967
european brazillian
>>68046963
Ooh Aah He's Back - 1300 Drums
>>68046967
Brazilian
England's still going to lose.
>>68046947
ill have what hes having
>>68046967
brazillian
>>68046888
>unverified account
Why bother?
>>68046995
Some of them actually have
It's hilarious
>>68046967
monkey gibberish
>>68046964
Integrate it with the EPL :)
>>68046963
He watched the 2010 WC final last night and thought he could get away with a kick like De Jong did.
>>68046978
Because he's either the best or second best player in the world, how can someone not get that?
>>68046967
Retarded Galician
>>68046831
cornetto.
>brits in charge of driving the grass chopper straight
>>68046977
>Are England the only team that doesn't dive?
You do know Vardy is a serial diver right?
>>68046977
>doesn't dive
>who is Jamie Vardy
>>68046948
>>68046972
This. Just as 2-0 is the most dangerous lead, so is 11 men vs 10.
rate my meal lads
>>68046967
Russian
>>68046987
The mighty Italy that beat Scotland's 3rd team 1-0.
>>68046967
Bizarro Spanish
>>68046992
Is irn bru even sold in Binland?
>Two-and-a-half thousand Londoners have been arrested over the past five years for allegedly sending “offensive” messages via social media, statistics have revealed.
What is wrong with you britbongs?
Portugal is monkey country, doesn't surprise me
>>68046986
>they often don't know the difference between right and wrong
some of them don't know the difference between right and left
>>68046742
That's why we here call him "Bruto" Alves. What a fucking animal
>>68046902
kek
>>68046967
russian.
>>68046967
Loud ape-like wailing.
>>68046831
Packet of Space Raiders please mate.
>>68047033
>no egg
2/10
OOH AH UP THE RA,
SAY OOH AH UP THE RA
Forest Echo News accounts are the best
>>68046831
Cookies pls m8
>>68046986
>Sturridge
>Sterling
>Walker
>Rose
>Ali
>Rashford
>nigger countries
>>68047042
>London
Don't blame us for the shit that happens there.
First half ratings;
Hart - 6
Walker - 8.5
Cahill - 6
Smalling - 6
Rose - 7.5
Dier - 7
Alli - 6
Milner - 5
Rooney - 5
Vardy - 6
Kane - 6
Nothing remarkable other than the fullbacks
>>68047033
End yourself
kane is nails tbf, took a studs up challenge to the face and barely even registered he'd been kicked
>>68047041
its banned outside of uk
not even trolling
>>68047033
Ketchup ruined it m8
>>68047042
>Londoners
Says it all
>>68047033
the food of kings/10
>>68047033
10\10
>>68047033
Absolutely Haram desu
>>68047033
all it needs is for me to jizz on it, and you're good to go
>>68047033
BURN THIS FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKING BAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT POPCORN WITH KETCHUP I DONT CARE BUT FUCKING BISCUITS WITH SAUCE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS USED TOILET PAPER
>>68046919
Pepe?
>>68046882
Parents went out, got smashed, came home and most likely beat her. Transported the body somewhere and claimed she was kidnapped.
I've heard livelier crowds at the snooker.
>>68046967
jelly this retarded post got so many (You)s
>>68046998
>>68046999
>>68047003
>>68047007
>>68047033
meme/10
Lads, anybody got some Domino's recommendations?
>>68047057
Kys you edge lord cunt
Will England's bravery and sporting behaviour cost them at the Euros? We're literally the only nation who don't dive.
>>68046831
one box of shortbread, the one with the tartan pattern, one box of cadbury's fingers, a bag of jelly babies and 2 vanilla cokes
My god Kane is utter garbage. Does he have the flu or something ?
>>68046742
Now we have an excuse for playing bad!
>>68047027
>chopper
>Americans needing their helicopters upside down to cut their grass
Fucking kek. That's not what they're supposed to be used for m8
we should contribute some articles for this forest echo desu
>>68047089
Yeah, don't have it
>>68047042
> Londoners
Not even my country mate, I'm from England.
Why is no one passing to Vardy ;__;
>>68047045
KEK
>>68047091
tru
>>68046818
>>68046822
>>68046989
>>68046991
Who are you quoting?
>Cahill
>>68047091
lies lies lies
> lose 2-1 against russia
> lose 3-0 against wales
>beat slovakia 1-0
Theres your England Euro 2016 campaign. Accept it now.
>>68047068
He's a mong. Doesn't understand the concept of pain.
>>68047082
You just gave me an extra one :)
>Cahill
>>68046967
Wookie
Why is Hoddle's tactical analysis always 'they need to do things more quicker'?
>>68046831
panda pop please
Why is Jorge Jesus still talking?
What if Kane or Vardy gets injured in this meme friendly.Will it still come home la ?
JJ's commentary is dank af
/a/
>>68047089
All nothing, left beef.
This is shocking. We have such a good attack. That's always out best asset and the tactical genius Roy has squandered it.
Why take 5 (FIVE) strikers and 0 Townsends if you want wingers.
If Portugal is apart of Europe why aren't any of the players white?
Is Gary Cahill England's new John Terry?
>>68047069
It isn't, but certain countries (like murrika) require certain colourings to be removed
>>68047114
Myself, I read it aloud before posting
anyone make a webm of the sending off?
>>68046814
Peasant harbor towns who worked for the rich in Spain
>>68047098
hes not being carried by lamela here
>>68047109
this
>>68047126
>not the blue one
>>68047089
Ask them if they know any good local pizza places nearby
Quite honestly one of the most boring halves of football I've seen since the last England game I watched.
I never get my chance to shine
>>68047089
Anything on a double Decadence base and 14 Chicken Kickers. Be a fat cunt, do it!
>>68047041
Nah man, you are gonna have to send it over. I'll send you some dosh for P&p.
>>68047098
getting xposed m8
First half ratings;
Hart - 6
Walker - 8.5
Cahill - 6
Smalling - 6
Rose - 7.5
Dier - 7
Alli - 6
Milner - 5
Rooney - 5
Vardy - 6
Kane - 6
Nothing remarkable other than the fullbacks.
>>68047120
>he doesn't rate slovakia
>>68047104
Pepperoni & Mushroom & Garlic Bread Crust
FUCK OFF ROONEY
FUCK OFF ROONEY
FUCK OFF ROONEY
FUCK OFF ROONEY
>>68047089
Yeah have Papa John's instead
>>68047150
Shine my brother, shine.
is the sent off player suspended for the tournament now?
>>68047033
8/10
RATE MINE
>>68047120
>Wales even getting a point
>>68046931
>I watch games for the players
m8 if u want to see cocks just post your e-mail and il send some your way
If that challenge on Kane had happened to any player not playing for a side from the British isles we'd be playing ten, not one minute of injury time.
end this half before i end my life
>>68046992
VERY good shout
>IT'S COMIN' HOME LA
>WHO CAN STOP US?
>WITH VARDY AND KANE WE WILL WIN THE EUROS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCMapwby_AQ WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE! YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED (He's technically English, grew up down the road from me. Hero)
>>68047130
m8 we have sturridge as a fucking backup its already over for everyone
>>68047150
MY EYES
>>68047130
Rare flag detected
>>68047168
What is that next to your chips not on about your irn bru
Is David Beckham literally the only English player who can connect diagonal passes anymore?
>>68047133
more senpai
>>68046917
Prince not looking too hot these days.
>very fast walker running at INCREDIBLE hihg speed
>>68047125
>expecting in depth analysis from Glenn 'Disabled people deserve it' Hoddle
Oh look at that Rooney wasting every ball WAHEYYYYYYYYYYY SO GLAD ALLI IS ON THE WING
Inb4 kane has concussion and is out of the euros
ENGLAND ARE SHIT!
>>68047110
This is what happens when no Drinky
>>68047168
bit dangerous on the edge of the sofa lad
>>68047120
Nah.
Russia 1-0
Wales 2-1
Slovak 1-1
I can feel it.
>at Wimbly
>No Ronaldo
>Portugal one man down
>England still can't play for shit
Sure it coming home lads
Absolutely woeful lads
>commentator tries to justify a shit pass by saying giving them the ball in the final third allows us to lock them into their half
>ball instantly ends in ourn own half
>commentators stay silent
Just fuck off
>Vardy isn't getting anything
>Kane fluffing shots
>Rooney is terrible even as a No.10
>Wilshere who actually feeds the front two AND tracks back isn't playing
>Alli isn't getting any help cause Rooney is a fucking dick
>Milner
Remove Milner, put Wilshere on. Remove Rooney, but on Rashford and swap position with Vardy/Kane.
>>68047182
>bangladesh
>rare
You now remember Valencias chimpout before the last world cup in a simmilar friendly
>>68047133
Honestly more exciting that the game right now, thank you good It/a/lian fellow.
Kane has the ugliest nose I've ever seen
We haven't had a competent manager since venables
that was wank
>>68047110
Either...Jealous of the only current Premier Leage champion on the team, or, "small club bias"
Third Option: The spurs players still haven't forgiven him for his Twitter bantz.
>>68047133
/d/
BRING ON THE SLAGS LADS
>>68047168
fucking 10/10 just for the based irn bru
only thing scotland has ever done well other than being cucked
>>68047170
what do you watch for? The ball? Also I'm not interested in seeing your boyfriend's' cock
>>68047168
DUDE WEED LMAO
Who plays D'Va here?
>England playing
>Question time on later
Going to be a good night lads.
>these long balls into the corner
fucking stop
>>68047168
MY IRN BRU!
>>68047168
>vertical
>389x695
>blurry
absolute garbage
>>68047215
There's only three working computers in the entire country.
>>68047219
Give me a source gypsybro
Gonna knock up some chicken & rice you lads want anything
Ricardo Carvalho is still around and getting international caps, what the fuck.
He looked over the hill 6 years ago when he left Chelsea, do Poortugal really have no other centrebacks
>rooney spends £30,000 on transplanting his bumhole hair to his head
>starts going bald again
>>68047174
We could do well with somebody who could actually pass to them. Rooney keeps fucking it up. He sucks. Replace Rooney and we'll see if shit improves.
>>68047169
Wales is better than this disfunctional shithouse of an international squad. They only look dangerous against san marino which is really just a town.
>>68047227
Thank god it's censored
IYN MOYE AYND
>>68047212
as much as I want Wilshere on I doubt he's as big a game changer as you think
>>68047219
Call my local weightwatcher wrangler.
95% of the Brit posters who say negative things about England are Scottish
