>Upcoming events
6/1: TUF Season 23 EP ? - [Starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68015460
>News
>Stephens leads FN88 payroll
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820672/ufc-fight-night-88-salaries-jeremy-stephens-tops-payroll-with-100000
>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim
>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11824158/ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-unharmed-coach-recovering-after-chaotic
Schaub
>>68025858
good thread OP
>>68025858
>war machine
>not a roid-raging closet homosexual
pick one.
>tfw you realize you can heem each and every itt
>>68026068
you'll always be my goy
>>68026068
stats?
>>68026142
What an absolute badass. You know he gives no fucks what anybody thinks (except PVZ).
webm of rockhold getting knocked out
>>68026138
10 egg whites for breakfast
now what?!
>ywn have an eccentric but fun thai striking coach who catches wild animals and doesn't afraid of anything
>>68025858
>TFW no rematch on the horizon
oh fuck, i think ive been downloading too many ufc fights
kept getting error 403 forbidden whenever i tried to go to any ufc.tv or fightpass page
but seems like the temp ban is up
>>68026391
>>68026391
spicy
Can we have the date to to the next McMeme fight already?
https://youtu.be/-ew7H39ZUAo
Schaub and callen on The Herd.
Say what you want about him but schaub is super charismatic
>>68026463
Keto diet kicked in nicely
what is the keto diet
>>68026653
A meme
>>68026528
How mad were you when you realized that in your attempts to prove how smart you were to anonymous strangers you made yourself look like an idiot?
>>68026693
>trying to continue the internet shitfight in the new thread
is it autism?
>>68026734
Worried about running out of Internet? i think we've got some space left...
maia vs. rockhold who wins
>>68026825
Rockhold. Weidman beat Maia on like a weeks notice.
>>68026841
how about just grappling
>>68026653
Low carb diet. My gf lost like 20 pounds doing it. I lost 10 without even trying .
>>68026753
>i am so mad at being caught out that i insist on arguing even though i no longer have anything to actually say
take a deep breath and count to 10
>>68026878
Caught out? For what?
Sam Harris is on JRE any minute
JOEROGAN.live
>>68026892
quoting a dumb tv show that itself misquotes a famous poet.
>>68026930
I didn't misquote anybody. It doesn't misquote anybody. it has its own context. It's hilarious you're too stupid to understand that.
>>68026921
will he call rogan out on any of his bullshit?
>>68026991
calm down, it's over. you got finished in the last thread and just woke up. no don't get up, stay on the floor and we'll have the doctor check you out.
>>68027028
He is there every 8 months and literally NEVER calls Rogan on anything.
They are """""friends"""""
>>68027034
Lol stay btfo
>>68026825
The type of fighter that hard counters Maia is someone with good footwork and angles that denies and starves Maia of the cage walls he needs to start his offensive set.
Force him away from the walls, he can't start his chain grappling sequences.
So then we ask ourselves can Rockhold implement a striking gameplan with having enough footwork and angles, Rockhold does have a good kicking game, but hard angles and footwork? He would need a full camp to instill that tactic.
The fight could play out with Rockhold TKO in 3 rounds. OR Maia Dec in 5 or sub within 3.
I think Maia has more possible ways to win, i think Rockhold might have the ability to win if good enough training camp and smart enough game planning
>>68027089
Isn't Rockhold too big for Maia?
>>68027144
Of course, what kind of question is that?
>>68025858
>>68027144
In their current specs maybe maybe not. Not sure of either walk around weight, we do know that Maia has competed at MW, and was competitive with some of the bigger MW such as Chael Sonnen who walks around at 200lbs. So weight wise should be a factor to much or strength. Since Maia has show he's a stronger BJJ based fighter.
Maia's 6'0 with a reach of 72
Rockhold is is 6'3 with a reach of 77
Maia pefers the grappling range where Rockhold's reach advantage doesn't hold strongly.
It would mean something striking, but we haven't seen Rockhold fight as a tall man, so it goes back to how well Rockhold could gameplan and implement that plan to use a reach advantage.
You guys seen War Machine?
Any freaky bitches in here?
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>68027249
>maybe, maybe not
lmaoing at your life
>>68027187
what did she expect to happen?
let's say war machine doesn't touch her, and Mack gives him HIV from all the dick on the side....
Does Mack get charged with attempted Murder?
>>68027249
rockhold made bisping look like a manlet and a weightclass lower, and bisping isnt considered a small middleweight at all
we saw that weidman was able to simply brute force his way past maia on a week's notice when he was also debilitated from a huge weight cut, rockhold is even stronger than weidman and i think he'd do the same.
rockhold has faced the guy with the current best bjj at 185 in jacare and was able to handle himself very well on the ground.
>>68025858
Are the rumors true that he got assraped in prison?
https://twishort.com/BGthc
>>68027249
Honestly, I feel like Rockhold would just blast through him, I don't think Maia has ever felt that kind of strength/power in an MMA fight
>it's a Joe Rogan makes dubious claims as if they were commonly accepted fact episode
>>68027728
Tats, tits, ass, legit face, JUST hairstyle, HIV. What's not to love about Mack?
>>68027728
still never seen this vid
Guys, mushrooms are people
>>68027728
what is that on her face?
>>68027809
Hair conditioner
>>68027809
semen
>>68027774
I'm talking about UFC and shit.
Christy is a top tier whore.
I'm looking through Bispings son's reddit posts.
He uses a lot of 4chan mannerisms and memes.
Even posts on r/the_donald
There is a very high chance he is a fellow /heem/ poster.
>>68027831
Don't be crude.
>>>/b/
>>68027549
>>68027689
I'll say this, i agree that i could see Rockhold winning by TKO in 3rds.
There are some things that dont sit right with me though, i dont think Rockhold would blast through Maia unless he hardcounter him with good game planning.
I think gauging athletes strength is a tad shortsighted by doing MMATH.
One thing I do like to note, is even though Jacare has probably higher BJJ credentials then Maia, what's interesting is their differences, you can see numerous times in Jacare's fights, he still thinks like a sport based BJJ player, whereas Maia is has adapted his BJJ game more into a fighting style that is more adpative with MMA. not a knock on Jacare he still succeeds in his grappling gameplan, but you can see a stark divergence in styles when you compare Maia's BJJ to Jacare's.
And because of that I wonder if Rockhold would struggle more with Maia on the ground then he did with Jacare on the ground.
So i stand by that Maia wins with a sub in 3 rounds, or a boring 5 rd dec (I could see Rockhold gassing, similar to his last performance against Weidman)
Or i could see Rockhold neutralizing Maia's cage wrestling, forcing Maia to do shitty shots in the middle of ring and force him into a kickboxing match and Rockhold getting a TKO victory in 3 rounds.
Other than a 40 year old Anderson Silva.
What is Bispings most impressive win?
>>68027865
How on earth have you found Bisping's sons Reddit account
>>68028006
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4lzqaf/my_dad_fights_for_the_ufc_middleweight_title_on_2/
>>68028021
Portugal lad, this was you wasn't it?
Anyway, bit odd desu
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
With Sam Harris, Islamophobe
![1464733683271[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/gc0MF0s.jpg "1464733683271[1].webm")
Lads do you realise how close 199 is
>>68028237
Go Faber!
Where is predictioncuck?
>>68028315
I miss him.
Daily reminder that Demian Maia was KO only one time in his carrer against a steroid freak and that loss doesn't count.
>>68027774
>Tats
so reading about her shitty upbringing through tattoos others have and are not original is attractive?
Where does his career go from here?
>>68024545
https://youtu.be/4VlqPbVRWLU
>>68028183
rogan always gets aggro/insecure when he has sam harris on
>>68028445
He has a lot of time to improve, i predict a rematch vs Cody in 3 years or so.
>>68028183
it's a rogan speciously extrapolates into the future episode
>the look on your face when you bout to suck off Jon and you aint stoppin even if he nuts.
>>68028470
he surrounds himself with idiots, so ofc he gets uncomfortable with smart people.
Are the open workouts gonna be streamed? Theyre supposed to start in 45 bings.
>>68028705
AHHH CHANDLER HELP HIS WRESTLING IS TOO GOOD
>>68028791
>he surrounds himself with idiots
>implying Schaub is an idiot
the guy is a self made multi millionaire with one of the most popular podcasts in the world
>>68028811
>watching men excercise
>>68028791
Yeah, that's why he actively seeks out intelligent people to have hours of conversation with.
>>68028821
>schaub
>runs his own podcast
>graces rogan with his presence when he sees fit.
>...
>>68028838
do you get that they aren't his friends right? you understand that a guest is someone who appears on his show and then goes about they're own business right?
Schaub is from Colorado why does he wear a Dodgers cap?
>>68028873
You talk shit like your friends are nobel prize winners.
Rogan is a pseudointellectual, for sure, but i'm willing to bet your friends are retarded as well.
There is literally nothing wrong with having retarded friends, they are fun as shit.
>>68028898
stop questioning Schaub, he will spit in your face
>>68028815
>get your dick together Jon cuz i'm suckin!
>>68028926
you think i'm going to just let him spit in my face?
>>68028925
my friends are morons, one in particular can barely speak english (as in he's so poorly read, he misuses words constantly), but he's hilarious.
So yea, I'm not mocking his friends, Redband can't help being a cunt, but occasionally he's funny.
The point is that Rogan gets a buzz out of being the smart guy they all look up to so when he meets people who's intellect dwarfs his, he gets weird.
>>68028838
go suck joes dick faggot. you would you faggot just open up... yep your a dick sucker
>>68028950
I don't understand this pic.
What do you mean?
>>68028973
Only retarded people think Rogan is """""smart"""""
>>68028873
I didn't mean to imply they were his friends. I think it is weird you think it makes Joe uncomfortable when he is inviting these people to come talk to him.
>>68028821
>the guy is a self made multi millionaire
oh yeah, he signs his own pay checks?
he owns the companies that pays him? He's president of CBS television? He's CEO of Zuffa?
......
""""""""""self made""""""""""
"Professional athletes"
can someone else do the picks for this card?
ive done the picks for like the past 3 cards and im too busy making webms now and cant rly b arsed
>>68029016
It's unlikely he think's he'll be uncomfortable. I think he genuinely thought he could hang with Harris in a discussion, but begins to crumble under the strain halfway through.
Black & Hardy on Cruz vs Faber III: https://youtu.be/-hUsKRxfFp4
>>68029094
You know Sam has been on the podcast multiple times before?
>>68029118
are you autistic?
>>68029061
Miocic might be the worst champion for the UFC.
He is so NOT known, he barely sells himself, he is just so fucking bland.
Not that it matters anyway, literally nobody in the heavyweight division could be a "good" champion in the publicity department.
>>68029136
No. Do you have any actual evidence or examples to point to, to support what you're saying?
>>68029148
Can anyone give me a breakdown of Bisping-Silva?
I can't find the fight legit online but I seem to remember Bisping was outworking Silva with speed most of the time.
>>68028973
>who's intellect
>this flag
>that error
>this post
>>68029184
https://youtu.be/vZHcStABPe0
>>68029208
getting thicc
>>68029206
I don't fucking get it it said it's not available in my country but when u linked it here it works....
oh well thanks.
>>68029230
Tell us how you scored it after you watch it.
>>68029217
her brother is a big guy
>>68029245
>/heem/ unironically thought she was going to steamroll PVZ
>>68029245
I think Joanna has a DDLG fetish.
>>68029323
joanna needs to punch her into fixing her nose
>>68029323
wow bunnies are really cute
can they love you back like dogs and cats?
>>68029351
>cats
>love you
>>68029394
>zoo shooting
don't go to the gorilla enclosure tomorrow
>>68029351
No, they will tolerate people and you can hold them, but they don't show affection. Not a great pet.
who is taking the predictions?
>>68029394
>his cats don't love him
predictioncuck....
>>68029488
be the jon jones you wanna see anon
also considering tripping up so no one pulls the (you) baiting shit
>>68029489
does norway have any native big cats?
>>68029499
not a "big cat", but a big cat.
>>68029496
you've already got the trip why don't you do the picks again
>>68029520
scroll up, i already explained it
Cruz was limping in the last embedded.
>this autistic trip makes a big deal about being predictioncuck
>stops
Shut the fuck up and start taking picks like the good cuck you are. We all know you'll end up doing it anyway.
>>68029061
>3-4 shifts per month
so basically he goes there to escape the ball and chain once a week
>>68029556
Well if you wanna be an asshole, I certainly won't do it.
>A cuck with principles
Lmao we know you're going to take them cuckboy. Are we pretending now?
>>68029241
r1: Bisping
r2 Bisping
r3 Anderson
r4 Bisping
r5 Anderson
Fuck that was a good fight.
Anyone got the webm of Mighty Mouse spamming knees to Cejudo's body?
>>68029163
yea, let me go get my peer reviewed research paper on how rogan gets uncomfortable around harris.
go post more dodger threads on /wsg/
>>68029600
>go post more dodger threads on /wsg/
hahaha nice
>>68029600
I just asked for an example. Throw one out for us. You must have observed something to qualify your statement.
>>68029600
LOL
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr_K26TclcI
Is this the most meme move in all of MMA?
>>68029595
>>68029600
lmao
>>68029595
>>68029631
is rogan for real? how could he not know about the deportation?
>>68029205
My bad.
who's the broad with the rabbit?
>>68029692
Nikki Catsouras
>>68029245
thanks mr skeltal
>>68029692
The dern
>>68029587
you know you're not doing yourself or anyone else any favors being an edgy asshole right?
i enjoy contributing to /heem/ and i enjoy the community, ive recently been able to get access to the ufc's fight library and been making webms like crazy. ive got like 11 fights right now backlogged to webm, im focusing on that while i have access to the ufc fight library.
so i politely asked if someone else can do the picks this time. if you were an actual contributor instead of a shitposter, you'd do the picks yourself instead of whining.
Who has the best nose in MMA?
Lmao @ this tripcuck
You made it a big deal about you taking the picks every time for the past cards and now you're just stopping because you were doing this for attention, not to contribute anything.
Where's the real predictioncuck @?
>>68029520
that's a big fuckin kitty right there
>>68029774
goofs like you ran him off
thats why i had to do the picks recently, and i never made a big deal out of it. you're the one being an edgy asshole making a big deal out of it.
>me in the black, you in the white btw
>>68029774
just filter him like everyone else does
I want to armpit fuck Paige's chubby upper arms.
i'll unironically start the picks tomorrow morning if i don't feel too physically sick
>didn't make a big deal of it
>started taking picks after Australia did it just to get attention
Lmao
>>68029854
top lad
>>68029171
Is there a worse chin in MMA?
Predictioncuck come back to us.
Tripcuck kill yourself.
>>68029765
Cody No Love prob
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyse and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond.
>>68029351
Bunnies are super soft. They're much stupider than cats and dogs though I think.
>>68029871
stay eternally buttblasted bud
>Cuck Nate
>The city of Bloody Elbow
Predictioncuck, I know you're reading this. I know you're still here. You let Adan bully you into not making OPs. You're letting this tripcuck bully you into not taking picks. We miss you. Take back your """"""life"""""".
Predictions are gay anyways. Just make a $5 parlay bet and screencap it like the real men here.
>>68029998
Gambling is haram
>>68029970
he runs bloodyelbow and his wife is a district attorney guess who wears the pants in that family
https://youtu.be/2CUQqu4fKj0
>>68030038
probably his wife's boyfriend
>>68029965
can you 2 webms, an audio one and a regular one
UFN 82
Misha Cirkunov popping Alex Nicholson's jaw with a modify RNC turned jaw breaker
>About to post "it's only Tuesday anyway so why are you all so worried about Predictions"
>Have a quick check
>It's Thursday
Wew lads where has the time gone
>>68029898
must have got it from his mom
>>68030070
>>68030078
memorial day must have thrown you off
>listening to JRE
>its a Hillary shill episode
wow joe really?
>>68029934
stop stop make it stop
anything but this
>>68030133
he truly is a fucking moron
>>68030055
lmao
>>68030133
#ManEnough4Hill
>>68030133
Why would you listen to Joe in your spare time? He is just talking about nonsensical bullshit he found on the Internet/sugar/weed all the time.
>>68030154
>The thing is, white people need to be guilty, its fucking horrible
>>68030154
YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS
THE AWESOME CRUSHING MIND
OF
Of
KNUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKLLLLLLLEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
can someone post zingano bunda
>>68029934
>>68030154
>>68030220
>>68030250
What the FUCK are you guys on about?
>>68030070
they dont have that individual fight up on fightpass
to get it id have to download the whole card and that would take forever, gonna do some other ones but i might set it up to download before i go to sleep tonight
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
>>68030295
THE TIME IS NOW
>>68030271
IM ON MY WAY BACK NOWHERE
COULD NOT SEE REAL CLEAR
IM TAKING A LOOK AT YOU
IM TAKING A REAL GOOD LOOK AT YOU
IM TAKING A REAL GOOD LOOK AT YOUR FACE
>>68030257
>>68030282
DELETE THIS
WHY WON'T DANA JUST GET HEEMED PERMANENTLY ALREADY LADS???
>>68030344
one spill off his harley without a helmet
>>68030309
UNSTOPPABLE
>>68030257
What bunda?
>>68030327
It's unshapely and there's hardly anything there.
>>68030362
GO BIG
When is he replacing Helwani?
>>68029970
Having black slaves in your country is not an economic benefit. It makes your country worse. America would have had even better growth if the plantation owners had just hired white workers.
Africa has had black slaves forever, still do to this day, and have nothing to show for it, yet cucks insist that it's some cheat code to becoming a super power.
Anyone listen to Heavy Hands? Pat Wyman really let that meme phd go to his head
>>68030431
*Dr. Patrick Wyman
>>68030387
go blog about it nerd this is an mma thread
>>68030387
this. having blacks in the country at all is bad for a country and then the civil war was a huge waste of men and resources.
when is episode 2 of travis browne's podcast coming out? after he beats some other woman and has to do damage control?
>>68030445
Sorry. What are the 9 languages you "knew", but the 5-6 that you are fluent in now?
>>68030431
thought he was a bit of an asshole to Conor today desu
i love how it looks like barnett looks at you right at the end in this one
>>68030375
She cuts a lot of weight fag.
>>68030526
brutal heem
Esther Lin listens to Burzum lmao
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAyvPweD0X1/?taken-by=allelbows
her insta is good
>>68030526
>>68030518
I have noticed a weird tension on Pats part for the last couple weeks.
>>68030518
i thought they were trying a pardon the interruption/first take type thing but connor was trying to lighten to mood lol all over fucking rockhold's physicality
>>68030526
this one already existed
>>68030526
thanks for the (You) Josh
>>68030555
probably really upset after Werdum got heemed
>>68030555
Pats gonna be a dickhead professor
>>68030552
Roy Nelson is such an underrated grappler.
>>68030637
Not really.
>>68030552
Fuck, that transition was smooth as hell.
That's some high fighting IQ right there.
>>68030651
yeah he is
people talk about his hands but when was the last we heard about his BJJ credentials are seen them?
>mfw somebody doesn't rate Tumenov
>>68030708
Well it's because he never uses them unless the other guy forces it
But he was originally a high level BJJ coach to MMA guys which is how he got into MMA in the first place
I don't think his grappling is underrated, it's just rarely seen by his own choice
how come 3 to 9 elbows from the guard are allowed?
arent they essentally the same thing as 12 to 6 elbows?
>>68030737
12 to 6 elbows break ice
3 to 9 elbows don't
>>68030713
i love this kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu48hwtnGzs
>>68030737
early 1990s American Senators didn't see how moving elbows left to right would be as devastating as moving elbows from up and down were on a piece of ice, IE the human skull
Has anyone ever came out to this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSQvX4UtbgE
>>68030375
>homosex reporting in
wrong forum homie - there might be a gay interest or tranny thread running over on /b/. Go check it out, you'll feel more at home
>>68030770
lel, why are they dressed up?
>>68027915
>I could see Rockhold gassing, similar to his last performance against Weidman
my boy only gassed because of antibiotics
>>68030909
formal attire for the final discussion before the big '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''fight'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>68030917
You mean the IV ban
>"I'm gonna pull out all the stops against Bisping."
This fight might be crazy, lads.
>old man henderson is fighting lombard
not sure I can watch that fight
>>68030952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuEjemp5A0
hopefully it's this memeish
What's your favorite thing about Schaub?
>>68030969
>mfw Hendo pulls off the hail mary heem after getting rocked
>>68030737
holy fucking shit what a fight
you cannot question war machines heart
whatever happened to him gave him an indomitable will
>>68028006
He found your reddit account on /r/MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmtHkPXoW1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQmPHbzrlJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxmMXtCxrIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNPCEaAsuJc
some spicy links for my bros
>>68028000
a first round rockhold
is there any way dominick snooze loses?
