Game 1 in Pittsburgh
8:00 PM EST
Watch on NBC or CBC
Let's go Pens!
Shorks pls
memes
Minnesota tbqh
donskoi
stream for us non-americunts?
>>67986865
my antenna shit the bed since my cat chewed the cord. Don't have cable now that i got PS Vue. Anybody have a link to a stream?
who even cares
I equally hate both teams
>boring teams
>boring arenas
>boring memes
Allah pls terrorism attack
>>67987019
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_1@31211/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
Anyone saying this is boring hasnt watched any of the playoffs.
>>67987030
this dseu
fuck joe thorton
fuck bill phil reddit kessel
Ha this game is going to get BTFO in the ratings tonight
>>67987066
every game from san jose is boring as shit cause the camera is so high
I'm torn between wanting the eastern team to win the cup and wanting the team that eliminated >us getting eliminated by the dark horse sharks. help me decide, senpai.
>>67987047
much love
>>67987112
Pens dude. Im a devils fan and I wanted either of you two to win the cup. The west can suck a dick.
Sharks are coming for that ass Pittsburgh
we headed for the first Stanley Cup Final ever where one logo has actually physically eaten the other logo
>tfw a nap is coming on and the game is almost on
Fuggg
>>67987098
I have to agree with that though.
>>67987112
>rags here
My dad has been trying to convince me to root for the >pongs because it reflects better on >your team if the team that beat them ends up winning the cup. I really dislike the >pongs though so I'm struggling too.
Sharks in 6 games why you ask look at the blues when they found out how good the sharks are they tapped out in game 2
>>67987085
With the Raptors having a strong playoff run, and the jay's coming off one of their best seasons in years, the entire playoffs have gotten destroyed in the ratings
>>67987200
Fuck you and your dad rags boy, you dont deserve the opportunity to root for us pongs as we win da cup
>>67987236
>"growing" the game
Thanks Bettman
WHO /BILL/ HERE?
>>67987236
And no Canadian team in the playoffs
>>67987269
reddit is down the hall to the left
>>67987269
Sidekick here
>>67986983
would stick my tiny penis between those tits/10
>SARKS
>bckey
Sharks in six.
Lose game 1, win games 2-4, lose game 5, win game 6.
was getting rid of color commentator Drew Remenda the change the shorks needed to reach the scf?
>>67987269
Is stream bro kill
>>67987136
this
when in doubt, never west
It still hasn't really sunk in yet that the Sharks are in the finals...
Blue Jackets would booty blast both these teams
Stream here:
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
Memes?
>>67987281
exactly. Memorial Cup was kind of boring too, because the Knights are unbeatable. Great final though.
who /bayarea/ here?
925 expat reporting GO SNORKS
>>67987331
dishwashers?
Will he fuck it up? Dubs says yes.
Who /KingsFanRootingForSharks/ here?
>woo Pengs
>>67987331
Memes are dead.
Welcome to the reddit series.
LGTSS SHORKS
>>67987360
>not 408
>>67987376
>literally 0 canadian teams
stay assravaged
>>67987360
BEHIND ENEMY LINES
>>67987360
by expat you mean deported right?
>blah blah the ppens havent seen a big team
Jej, they literally just beat the bolts
>>67987379
Bettman and Crosby should be driving the boat 2bh
>>67987376
Hawks >rags are ultimate reddit series
If the Sharks don't win tonight I'll cum on my unconscious mother's face then an hero on cam
Holy fuck Crosby's pube-beard
Oilels BTFO by CBC lel
GO PENS!!!
I apologize in advance, I've only been able to find a few Pensluts pics to post.
>>67987411
Post a pic of your mom
>>67987412
For that low-test of a man he's an alright player
>yfw the Sharks score in the first minute
shorks gonna shork
>tfw mom is making us watch nigger slave 4 part movie roots because sister was assistant producer
>>67987323
>>67987421
>you will never have a qt gf
why live
>>67987411
>>67987421
because there are no hot grills in pittsburgh
t. Pittsburgher
>>67987421
You could just post pics of Sidney, really.
As a frogs fan who lives in Montrelel, everyone I know who isn't American wants the Sharks to win. Can other Canadian brothers confirm?
>>67987437
>being related to a liberal
Sorry man
>>67987401
Oi m8 u goit me, sucks being latino
>>67987445
I want the Sharks to win
My coworker wants the pens to win but he is also a huge faggot
>>67987445
The general sentiment at my work is that sharks are underdogs, >laffs fans still are bootyblasted about kessel, so sharks are the meme teme supreme
why the fuck aren't we a sticky yet
>>67987445
Thanks Canada. You are truly our greatest ally
We can't lose now
>>67987439
Don't remind me of the feel, bro
>>67987441
Compared to the ludicrous amount of cute Sharksluts I've seen I'm inclined to believe you
it's 2a.m. here, so /hyped/
go sharks go
>>67987455
>inb4 all the triggered liberals throw a "MUH /pol/!!!" tantrum when faced with the fact that not everyone shares their opinions
>>67987168
What does this mean? I've seen wiggers post it on FB but I don't get it, what does it derive from?
>>67987445
Yes
The sharks are canadas team
>tfw us and Yotes going to be only pacific members of the no cups club
why is there a teenager commentating lmao
this nigga's voice cracks more than mcdavid's
>>67987474
Canucks fan here. Lick a dick Shorks. Especially if Jumbo scores 4. He will provide you with one.
>>67987200
>ragsbro here
dont EVER root for those shitsburg pongshows. your dads a giant faggot and if you arent rooting for the shorks you might as well BE a pongs fan.
Sharks fans: Why does San Jose have a team and not San Francisco?
>>67987391
how many golds you won at the Olympic hockey tournament since 94 friend? You know the actual Canada vs USA tourney ;)
>literally getting carried since forever
Sharks got this
Even = shorks
Odds = pongs
>>67987488
Holy shit lel.
>All of California might have a cup before Hongcouver
It's like hockey god karma for Kippers.
>>67987462
Kek
who is this old coot
>>67987492
>>>/hongkong/
>>67987112
you should want your team to be eliminated by the best
>>67987507
Don Cherry
>>67987507
that old coot dumped more hockey knowledge into your grandmother than your country will ever have
>>67987507
Every Canadian's xenophobic crazy uncle
Fuck the Pens
>>67987513
>not liking fresh asian pussy every other day
>>67987494
>implying people from San Francisco will ever give a shit about a team that isn't Giants or Warriors
I there and people here barely give a shit about the 49ers, they'll never care about a hockey team.
>>67987507
>not knowing mr "I have raging alzheimers" Don cherry
>>67987507
That's Lord Stanley, the inventor of hockey.
The cup is named after him.
>>67987494
Bring the Seals back to Oakland, SJ might as well be SF with the $(ers.
>>67987495
>bitches about stanley cup
>gets told
>moves the goalpost
>>67987507
the guy who if he acted like he did in the US would be voted President
>>67987494
the Seals just weren't a successful team and had really poor attendance
>At neighbors house who is a Pong's fan (party)
>Don't wanna aggravate them too much by loudly cheering for the Shorks
>>67987507
The guy Donald Trump calls when he needs advice
>>67987492
Vancouver is shit. You aren't even real Canada, you don't count
>>67987529
I want to make love to those feet
SMUK SHOW YOURSELF
>>67987527
>having yellow fever
fitting you're cheering for pongs.
sharks have 14 Canadians
if you don't support them you should fucking kill yourself
>116 posts
>game hasn't even started yet
cool your fucking jets shitposters. plenty of time for that in a bit.
I'm just glad Seguin isn't there, yet I want both Thornton & Crosby to lose.
There will never be another Tim Thomas.
HATE!!!!!
Jumbo's beard is fucking glorious.
>>67987536
Nice, I don't have that one yet. Keep them coming! I'm still looking but Pensluts are hard to find
>>67987549
Stop lying faggot
>>67987539
>thinks there's only one Canadian poster
>>67987441
you gotta move to the south hills breh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OvS87P9r4k
LOL its gonna be great when the Sharks AND Warriors lose by the end of the night
>>67987556
b-but muh sid duh kid!
>>67987556
>sharks have 14 Canadians
Rooting for the Pens now desu
>>67987568
biggest devasstation since 1989, which is before any of these losers were born LOL
01 to 49 - San Jose
51 to 99 - Penguins
00 or 50 - high impact terrorist violence
>>67987475
Yeah, I wonder what she looks like under all that paint.
>>67987562
Hobo Joe
>>67987567
>Jackass penguins
Kek
>>67987566
>not going to sewickly or fox chapel for rich sloots
lol
>>67987492
>Canucks fans in charge of having relevant opinions
>>67987563
friend's gf. She's disgusting irl.
Did they just boo kuni? kek
>>67987591
they all look the same in the dark, senpai
>>67987577
good nobody wants amerifats to bandwagon them
>>67987586
isnt your house burning down leaf?
>"memorial" day
>in may
absolute wut
>>67987564
Why would I be lying
>ITT: So many bitter faggots who wish the Pens were their home team
>duuuuh Crosby isn't really that good
>>67987594
mcmurray area has been good for me
>O THE RAMPARTS WE WASHED
who /proudtobeamericanonmemorialday/ here?
syrup suckers and semen eaters not so fast
>yet another singing of the american national anthem
when will they sing the canadian anthem? didnt they invent the sport or something?
>>67987609
I'm bandwagoning them hard though m8
fuck Pittsburgh
>>67987609
Good luck with that marketing scheme, faggot.
this isn't a fucking singalong, shitsburgh
Where is the Canadian flag in that color guard?
FUCK SHITTSBURGH GO SHARKS
>both of these teams think they're going to win the cup
>one of these teams is going to be severely disappointed
Kind of sad to think about desu
>americans have a day for memorializing gunshot victims
>they celebrate this by shooting eachother
neat
>>67987566
This
t. South Hills
shit anthem singer tbqhm8
>>67987618
But why?
Literally why? Do a Chad Penguin fan hockey player fuck your girl or something?
Negroes, take note, this is how you do the national anthem.
>>67987612
Our Memorial Day was made after the Civil War, which ended in May
Why didn't they sing O Canada?
>>67987360
925 here m8
>>67987627
In honor of the holiday, we should hold a memorial for the Sharks. They'll be dead soon, anyways.
>>67987636
>mat at patriots
San Jose confirmed for communist shithole
>Canadian goaltending
BE YOURSELF BY YOURSELF
>no delay
refpuck
>>67987659
Kek
man... i really fukkin hope this finals series isn't boring as fuck
>>67987651
come over and let's watch the game and give each other handjobs
Thornton is such a bitch. How is his team not down already?
>>67987657
>Civil War
ah the self-rekking over blacks war
gotcha
>>67987675
youre degay
>>67987680
shittsburgh might riot after losing, don't worry jackie chan
>>67987680
It won't be if you post feet
>no sandwiches
Feels good, lads
>>67987680
It won't be
Now kys
>>67987680
I'm sure it'll be a riot
>>67987684
Only if we can watch the Golden state game
>>67987689
That's the liberal reason
>>67987680
Im a low test beta plz help me out
>>67987047
>failed to render
Doesn't work for me
http://snlive9-lh.akamaihd.net/i/SN_LIVE@315997/master.m3u8
This one works but it's in some weird language
>>67987680
The other series have been fine before the last games, those blowouts were boring as shit
>>67987663
ayy what up fammaslam
Antioch native here
>>67987635
"grow the game"
>dubs for rust hat trick
>>67987708
no deal
>>67987704
this tbqhwy famalam
Tuukka & Chara for what? I'm desperate.
>>67987689
It holds more significance than that in the South. They still get assmad everytime you bring up how bad they lost.
But fucking everyone hates the South. They're like your French.
>>67987727
A washing machine
>>67987713
1) go run and lose weight if fan
2) read books
3) go to the gym and get fit
4) ???
5) not beta any more
>>67987717
>pre-game
>oh look seats are empty
you don't fucking say
>>67987727
nobody is taking chara, but i could see calgary or some other team taking tuukka
>>67987721
What team are you a fan of?
Might derail this thread and turn it into a Canadian hockey discussion only thread.
>>67987729
I like the south and the French though
And I'm neither
>>67987720
Okay boise
Let's get this Meme Magic started
Odds = pongs
Even = snorks
Who will Score 1st?
>>67987733
I'll take it.
My own personal washing machine? What's the scouting report?
>>67987729
we don't really hate the French though. it's just bants generally
I mean we elected juste un trou d'eau
>>67987735
can you ever communicate without reddit tier memes?
>>67987735
Beta teaching beta
Like blind leading the blind
I want jones to win a cup cause hes from vancouver...rest of the shorks can eat balls
>>67987764
>snorks
It's shorks you fucking newfag
>>67987764
why is frog wearing shirt backwards
Why does San Jose have so many mexicans?
Why can't it have Asian and White people like the civilized places in America
>>67987767
This is wrong...french people are cancer
>shittsburg
>in charge of puck handling in the crease
>>67987482
We're coming for you. You're gonna get fucked up/beat/raped/shorked without mercy
>>67987776
You're talking to an attention hewer tripfag
Wadda expect?
HONK HONK HONK
niggas got go 5 hole on Murrman
Say my name
>paul martin
now there's a name i haven't heard in a long time
>7 and a quarter
My autism is triggered
>JUSTin schultz could get a ring
this is a bad feel tbqh
> fuck the shorks
> can't root for the Penguins because of that faggot Justin schultz
What do /hoc/?
LETS GO BILL
>>67987795
That's what happens when you're in California, Mexicans everywhere.
>>67987822
literally who
>>67987790
It's snorks ya cuckadian no playoff team havin syrupnig
>dat snorks defence
oh god yes
NEW FAN ALERT!!!!!
NEW FAN ALERT!!!!!
Hey lads, can you give me a summary of the two teams playstyles for the casual fan?
>>67987783
I have family in Surrey
Whats that area like?
>the sharks wont joke
who said this?
>>67987852
gang shootings and traffic
>>67987842
well that seals it
lets go pens
>>67987832
the frog's shirt is backwards
>>67987795
San Jose has as many Asians as Mexicans dipshit
APOLOGIZE
>>67987659
post her cock already
>>67987842
Shut up Wesley
>>67987846
Pongs will only score when the refs gift them a Powerplay
pens are dominating
shorks are shorking
>>67987842
Someone bandwagoning a Bay Area Team? Color me shocked.
>>67987842
I am now officially a #pensmissile
>>67987866
>Asians
>California
Yeah, sure thing
>>67987852
from surrey
it's fucking gay
>>67987846
pens is memes
sharks is chokers
>>67987878
>0-0
>dominating
>>67987831
Pens.
>Cheering for a rival team ever
Le fuck off
FUCKING BULLSHIIIT
REFPUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67987846
The thing about the Sharks is they always try to walk it in
>>67987831
Gotta keep one away from the bay area m8
>>67987852
>>67987886
DESIGNATED
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd let the refpuck begin
can't let the pongs and cindy not win, right gary?
>>67987766
The door's a little sticky and it shakes during the rinse cycle
>>67987878
>idiots are idioting
>>67987822
based fleurray?
>>67987875
Thanks Uncle Gary
Thank god tampa is out right now would be >refpuck
>>67987852
pretty cool, probably the best place to live in vancouver
great neighbourhood, great food, clean city, everyone else is just jealous
shorked
>>67987852
Surrey is actually a lot better than even a few years ago...unless you're fucking around in the seedy parts at night or something then its fine
>>67987827
>Justin Schultz has a better shot at a ring than Lundqvist ever will
Feels good
>>67987894
>>67987913
t. lifelong shorks fans
