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Greenflag moved up to 6:08 PM
Rain could be a factor tonight
http://www.sbnation.com/nascar/2016/5/29/11807486/coca-cola-600-race-day-weather-forecast-will-bonnie-rain-on-nascars
Martin Truex is on Pole.
Will Kyle Larson get his first win tonight or will someone stun everyone with a win out of nowhere?
Get ready for the longest night on NASCAR's calendar
First for and Truex loses again
>tfw no krista gf
>>67964399
>inb4 Coca Cola 160
>hickdrive
acestream/ustream for non-burgers where
>>67964589
was gonna ask, it looks like Nascar's YT channel does livestreams, but how live are they?
>tfw no qt premier sports stream
Schedule from msp thread. Also the pageantry shouldn't be as bad as Indy but it will be there and they will pray (>muh god). But you guys that did show up early were swindled by someone who started a thread 2 hours before the race started.
Some anon in the last thread said the race was moved up 10 minutes but I haven't seen that or an updated schedule.
-- 5:10 p.m.: NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Driver Intros
-- 5:51:00 p.m.: Presentation of Colors by: "82nd Airborne Division Color Guard" from Fort Bragg." (Ft. Bragg service members in grandstands holding American Flags)
-- 5:51:20 p.m.: Invocation by: Frank Harrison
-- 5:51:45 p.m.: Amazing Grace by: Charlotte Fire Department Pipe Band
-- 5:54:40 p.m.: National Anthem: 82nd Airborne Division All-American Chorus
-- 6:01:00 p.m.: "Drivers, Start Your Engines" by: Retired General George W. Casey joined by 75 Service Members and USO Volunteers
-- 6:09:30 p.m.: Start of the Coca-Cola 600 (400 Laps /600 Miles)
It's 5:35 here now.
>>67964493
>>67964589
http://cdn.livetvcdn.net/webplayer2.php?t=ifr&c=433911&lang=ru&eid=417885&lid=433911&ci=124&si=7 the best one i could find
where is based kevin
>>67964525
>tfw only one more month until NBC is back
>Even DW thinks Riccardo was robbed
>tfw too lazy to finish
>tfw no photoshop skills
>tfw hope Chase wins
>tfw NAPA sweeps
Reporting in
Here's what it looked like under Indy's turn 4
>>67964664
I'M READY FOR SO MUCH AMERICA IT WILL MELT MY FACE OFF
will kurt ever win again?
>>67964758
ikr
>>67964772
>americans
>>67964809
>ikr
>le memeceleb /v/ man
underage
>FOX Sports military partnerships
>Only 34 dead since last Memorial Day
In b4 the MIC demands more sacrifices for the war machine
>>67964657
>tfw no qt premier hd sports stream
I might be able to find a japanese stream but we'll see about that.
Can Danica win?
>>67964715
Rick Allen is the best play-by-play in a long time, the only commentary that can give me that much energy is the TNT commentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlPQLayJ0wI
>>67964922
>>67964676
is premier just low quality
>>67964847
>he thinks Mike is /v/ and not /tv/
>>67964772
What else do you do for 3 hours? When I got to be around 18 it became apparent things which shouldn't be done without at least a few drinks.
>>67964923
my heart
>>67964938
>tfw nascar49c ustream got banned
>>67964937
Here's a compilation of the bar-room atmosphere TNT gave off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImmkqE-Cgl0
>>67964943
>reddi/tv/
lmao even worse
HEY GUYS MIKEY HERE YOU READY FOR DA GRID WALK SPONSORED BY TOYOTA!!!
xDd
>>67965023
Was it rape?
This will never make sense to me
>motorsports
>I'm driving the subway car it's great muh veterans
MUH TROOPS
U
H
G
O
D
fuck I always forget about the opening prayer. NASCAR is weird
ITS AN HONOR TO BR DRIVNG THIS JIMMY JOHNS SUBWAY LOWES COCA COLA CHIPS AHOY CHEVY FOR CPL SIMPSON GOD BLESS THE TROOOPS AND BLESS STANLEY TOOLS FOR GIVNG ME A GREAT BASS PRO SHOPS CHEVY BLESS DOW CHEMICALS FOR OUR TRROPPS
Nothing more American than bagpipes
>Say a prayer to God
>Give thanks to coca-cola halway through it
>muh troops
>>67964938
that's great to hear
>>67964676
Thanks a lot
>that scream after the guns went off
USA USA USA
>Go to watch NASCAR
>Listen to the Archbishop of Mcdonalds prayer
>Forget to watch ads
>Get shot
What's everyone snacking on?
>>67964937
>>67964965
TNT's Daytona coverage was great, kinda miss it
>>67964965
>Bill Weber
Joe Buck tier
>Kyle Petty
almost Dennis Miller tier
>>67965138
>not drinking Coca Cola for the race
Ultra gay
>>67965170
>Sprite is not a Coca Cola product
>>67965170
>forgets that Sprite is owned by Coca Cola
>>67965186
>>67965187
Drake drinks Sprite
local commercials lol
>>67965170
>Not having a NC drink like Cheerwine or Sun Drop
WOOOOOO USA USA USA USA
https://a.uguu.se/RMnQmybn75SJ_charlotteplanestakingoff.webm
>>67965170
>not drinking Sprite and rating cheese pizza
Its like you dont want to be GOAT
THE FIRST SHELL MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF FRIED CHICKEN
MISS BP
>mcdonalds mcpick
The fucking MAN
>ywn cross the finish line as allen bestwick shouts your name
why live?
>Mikey shilling for Toyota
>Mikey picking Toyota to win
post rare mikeys
>not having Captain America tell the racers to start their engines
Missed opportunity 2bh
>Sponsoring their driver picks
>McPick2
MERICA
>ywn fuck a sweaty and tired Danica after the 600
wheres that ustreamer nasca49c at
he always had 100 backup accounts for this shit
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thezoo101
>>67965273
>>67965273
>>67965267
>You will never be as cool as Mark Martin is when you're that old
What are the worst two ads in your opinion that play during a NASCAR break?
>describe the cruze with an emoji
>i bet you expected a man security guard!
YOU NEED TO PLAY WITH EMOTION BUT DONT LET EMOTION PLAY WITH YOU
>>67965311
THANKS MAN
How is DW so comfy? You guys hate on him so much but he's cool to listen to imo
>>67965328
>watching ads
>>67965328
all of them
>>67965270
He talked about me as I was coming up through the ranks in Dirt to Daytona
>nigger husband
Who is the best driver?
How did Mikey survive this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzxcuV5rmA4
>>67965273
.
>>67965342
He's just gotten stale and irritating
>>67965328
Best: WATER COOLER DALE
Worst:
Chevy emojees
LEMME GET A MCNIG2
le goofy dancing sprint girl
>>67965373
All the pros on that show are hot af
does anyone else think stenhouse and bayne have gotten a lot better from last year
>>67965273
>>67965319
>>67965373
noticing a trend here
I want Tony Stewart and Danica to wrestle
hi my first nascar here so excited what should I expect
Jimmy is taking it to the next level
>>67965455
expect doubles
>>67965455
Longest race of the year, first 2/3s of it might be boring, probably international shitposting and autism
>>67965455
Many hours of nothingness with intermittent greentexts of "de bris"
>smoke
would be ironic if he would perish while on fire inhaling toxic fumes
>tfw
>>67965455
This is the Longest race on Nascar's calendar. During the first half of the race things should be pretty tame but as we head towards lap 200 things should get more intense.
>wearing a dead mans dog tags
>>67965455
rain, shitposting, and people replying to obvious b8
SPARKS
COME ON TRUEX WRECK THAT FAGGOT LOGANO
Oh shit, my boy Regan Smith in the 7 car
>Bayne in 14th
Is he starting the fire?
>>67965455
You should come back during a shorter course/distance if this didn't grab you. It's a very different experience and so are road races.
>they started the race 10 minutes earlier
what?
>>67965206
>>67965206
>>67965206
That shit is decent bbq
>>67965615
rain coming
>>67965615
because inevitable rain
Woo.
>Charlotte under the lights
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the World 600 under the lights on Memorial Day weekend as much as anyone, but I'd be remiss if I failed to acknowledge the elephant in the room. With the amount of fans this weekend brings to the Charlotte region, and that it's a holiday weekend, the power grid will already be strained. With all of these massive banks of lights it takes to light a track of this size, it feels irresponsible or maybe even borderline criminal to waste all of this electricity to light up the track when the drivers could just turn their headlights on. It might be a bit different for us fans on TV to get used to, but in time we would. Or maybe NASCAR's "Green" initiative was just for show and they don't give a shit about our environment.
They care so much about the troops that they think nothing about forcing them to take bitches in their rifle platoons....
Might as well force them to take retards.
Fuck their "support"....
>>67965629
>>67965620
but 10 minutes earlier?
>>67965640
fuck off
>>67965645
CAUTION
>>67965665
Is this how girls actually dress now?
W C D
C
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WATER COOLER DALE
>>67965650
Rain is estimated to arrive around lap 200 or so. Starting 10 minutes earlier lets them get a jump on it so if it does come down, they can call the race then and there
>Kahne
He will never win a race again
W A T E R C O O L E R D A L E
>>67965694
You need to go outside
>kissy
on what lap will it all go away
>>67965703
hmm
so NASCAR really planned ahead this time
>>67965721
>ARCA and NXS yesterday
>F1/Indy/Cup today
need something tomorrow
>>67965736
>>67965736
advertising not allowed
>>67965770
probably the conclusion of this race
>>67965746
>not having the digital dashboard
>>67965796
its from 2014
>>67965746
>Truex pits from lead
>Immediate rain, race ends, KWL
>>67965776
>>67965792
>taking the b8
Since these fucks own Road Atlanta now why not stage at least an Xfinity Race there?
>>67965665
QT
T
>>67965694
that's how they dressed about 5 years ago
>>67965792
>advertising
not even his video. that autist has been spamming forever
>120 degrees in the car
What the fuck
refcar cawshun
fuckin deangelo williams is there. Haven't heard from him in a while.
>>67965645
I laff every time.
Won't the vortex created by the cars just keep the rain away?
>>67965866
how has noone passed out yet?
>competition caution
What does it mean?
>>67965866
>lel nascar drivers aren't athletes
>>67965889
I wish he was still a panther
>>67965890
>>67965889
>that blonde girl miring the BBC
>>67965904
the guy they planned to win is too far behind
>competition caution
what is this meme? Did they literally throw a yellow because nothing interesting was happening?
water color dale
>>67965927
They already explained it, britcuck
>>67965938
Literally who? Is that Dale Jr?
>>67965927
check tire wear and control and things because the rubber on the track from all other action had been washed off with rain
They throw competition cautions so that the teams can check Tire wear. This is usually done whenever the track is washed of rubber the night before race day.
>showing a commercial about a movie where the confederacy loses during nascar
>>67965927
whenever it rains before the race there will be a comp caution cuz there's no rubber on the track. lets teams gauge tire wear.
>>67965965
>>67965964
Wouldn't the crews have a baseline on tire wear from the 1st practice session of the weekend on a green track?
>>67965866
How did you not know that? Thermodynamics and heat from the exhaust just pumping into the cockpit. The highest I've seen that I can recall is 135.
>>67965889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsYjviHg0mw
>>67965986
no, quiet goy, they need the caution
>YFW this turns into the 2005 Coca Cola 600
>Lelliot caught for speeding
So do we post >Sneak for this?
>>67965988
They can reach 140 in the cockpit, easily
I also know from experience living in Las Vegas with no car A/C
>Blehney
>Chess
>>67965920
>tfw you will never motorboat Samantha's big fake titties
>>67965988
>pumping exhaust into the cockpit
That's retarded
>>67966017
Are you unaware of those cigarette-lighter AC plug-ins? They're a godsend and pretty cheap now as well
>24th
>>67966037
>fake
>>67966041
The pipe going under the car, not the fumes. along with no AC and NACA ducts not being that helpful.
>>67966017
I figured it got hotter there
>>67966051
Shit fails out here in LV
I've measured 146 F in the cab of my Truck after sitting in the sun here on a July day
>tfw no Tinder matches
I wish I could turn off the commentary and just hear the cars
DW is fucking annoying get him out of the booth
>already less commercials than the Indy 500
>>67966074
It could be 140 in your car but only be like 90 outside. Your car is basically an oven. I've seen people put ribs in their car and leave the car in the sun for hours on end.
>>67966115
>not enjoying Jeff and D-dubya's occasional disagreements
>>67966116
>already less sponsors than the 500
What went so wrong for Nascar family?
>>67966115
DW is based and has better insight than Mike and Jeff combined. He was a better driver than Jeff too.
>>67966068
https://youtu.be/GUg52ic4xns?t=1m27s
1:27
please don't arrest me state trooper Danica
>type 2 diabetes
>>67966115
DW is a fucking god you disgusting pleb
>competition cautions
>>67966149
hahahahahahahahah jesus christ
Why are there breaks where the camera sits on the lead car with no commentary
>>67965651
No.
>>67966214
>this shit again
>>67966142
insight does no good if he can't even get the words out of his mouth in an intelligible manner
>>67966169
go fuck yourself
>>67966214
commercials
Jesus CHRIST lads I cannot stop eating what the fuck do please HELP
Never again with that commercial Cocaine Cola.
>>67966222
sorry this is my first race
>implying soda is allowed in high schools in a post Michelle Obama world
>>67966214
amerifats are having ad-break
>>67966240
quit being a fatass
is an car an athlete?
>>67966142
>>67966169
dwidf pls go
>symptoms may include penis shrinkage, AIDS, death, loss of sexual drive in partner, increase in sexual drive of teenage daughter
I love amerifat medical adverts
>>67966240
same here, pic related
>tfw no ching gf
So nobody is gonna catch truex?
>>67966273
I'm 128 lbs and 6% bodyfat
Anybody else here that wooshing sound?
>>67966101
iktfb
>go out drinking
>come home and just swipe right on almost everything but absolute whales
>barely get any matches
I assume it's like craigslist now where it's just a bunch of bots or something looking for your info after you match.
>>67966288
>them size
she looks like she used to ride equestrian
>>67966276
>>67966291
bad luck will
>>67966297
Pls be in london
>>67966291
Track still has to go through transitions. When the sun begins to set then we'll see how he fairs.
>>67966299
Naw, man. Your TV is busted.
>>67966299
sounds like a vacuum cleaner sucking up water
>>67966291
As soon as the track starts to change, Martin's crew will fall behind on adjustments
He'll finish 13th
>>67966297
V I R G I N I A
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>>67965836
Because nascar hates good things.
>>67966297
A E S T H E T I C
>>67966288
I would but she's Canadian. The welding skills though are almost enough to drag her out of that deficit since it means she can make a living.
Where is she in the standings?
>>67966288
Will the ghost of the dead soldier propel Jimmy to victory?
>tfw only watching NASCAR because Indy is done
>>67965836
They do the K&N East series there
who /ragsinabox/ here?
>mfw stream eliminates all the commercials and just shows the cars driving around the track
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOUR ADS JEWS!!!!!
>>67966407
too bad they can't eliminate DW
>>67965213
>uguu.se
Thank yo for this.
>>67966297
estrogen increases appetite
hope you enjoy being a bottom or a trap
debris chatter on the radios
>fox sports deports
Truex is going to get cucked again.
>>67966426
you may also enjoy pomf.cat and mixtape.moe
>>67966467
Thank you hungry skellington
Hey guys first race on /sp/ (I come from /soc/)
Wondering who you are all cheering for?
Personally I like Danica Patrick (the blue/green #10), but she isn't THAT great so lately I've been a fan of Jamie McMurray (red #1) because he's a total hunk.
>>67966467
How's life in Auschwitz?
>>67966490
low-rent lifestyle 2bh
>>67966467
You'd make a wonderful trap
>It's another episode of ToyotawinsLOL
>>67966528
I avoid the Sun except when I go cycling or solo backpacking in the Appalachians, it hurts
>its another shit thread shit race episode
>>67966467
sounds like low testosterone, sissy
>>67966467
LONDON
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>ford
>>67966550
stay mad lol
>>67966467
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>67966600
>5 second lead
>fags looking for skinny dick
LANDON
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>>67966579
pretty sure I'm just dying
1. Nascar
2. Indycar
MASSIVE POWER GAP
99. Formula 1
>>67966751
Your heart rate monitor is broken
>>67966751
pretty sure you shouldn't shave your pubes with your heart rate monitor on
Lewis Hamilton would dominate this motor"""""""""sport""""""""""
CAN YOU FEEL IT CAN YOU FEEL IT
>truex will lead 300+ laps
>pit crew fucks up during a debris caution near the end of the race
>jimmie or jgr wins
I just saved everyone 4 hours
CAN YOU FEEL IT
CAN YOU FEEL IT
>>67966751
I WANT TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
