>May
>There are no Bundesliga fixtures to display for this period.
Gooooood morning
hey
No Euros allowed in this thread edition!
goooooooooooooood morning
Is that a fucking women's cricket jersey on his wall
jesus
>>67834390
>great contribution award
Varane will miss the Euros
france still can do it
>>67836801
so will i
>>67837130
i want to strangle you wirh my bare hands
Bild are reporting that Dortmund are close to signing Emre Mor for €1m
this is a FAKE thread
>>67837158
Why do you have bear hands?
>>67837217
Small fee. Why is that?
>>67837374
you're fake
>>67837380
looooool
>>67837387
I don't know. He's still very young so maybe a lot of extra performance payments or maybe Bild are just wrong.
>>67834390
Fuck you and your shit thread. Don't ever dare to make a bundes again.
>>67837217
me on the left
>>67837475
this
>>67836030
Good TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrning
dont forget that today is the last match day of the swiss football league with fc zürich close to relegation. Will be exciting
good night
>>67837533
do FCZ or Grasshopper have more fans
Macherano to Juventus.
I wonder if Barca are preparing a bid for AC.
Denmark you are better than /trans/
They might be. I wouldn't rule it out.
Or maybe they will resurrect their interest in Agger. He's almost certainly leaving Brondby and so far Fenerbahce seems like his next destination.
I can't figure out who AC is supposed to be
>>67837649
Andreas Christensen
>>67837654
I thought he had another year on loan left
>>67837647
No, that boat has sailed. AC has got to be better value than Stones.
>>67837649
Andreas Christensen
>Bayern an Sane interessiert
>Laut Sport1 sollen die Bayern bereit sein, 45 bis 60 Millionen Euro für den 20-Jährigen zu zahlen.
just fuck my league up senpai
>>67837657
Yeah, but they can always compensate Gladbach. They're probably buying Vestergaard anyway, so it wouldn't be the end of the world.
Brondby's LB Riza Durmisi is also leaving. Betis are leading the chase with Celta Vigo and some French clubs also interested.
Vestergaard deserves a chance in a team that can defend. I like Werder but they need a (new) defensive coach
not Christensen
>Barcelona have a pre-deal on the transfer of Deportivo centre back Sidnei (26). He could already be in Barcelona for medical tests. [as]
>>67837539
I'd say FCZ.
>>67837539
hmm i guess fcz. More people come to their games
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/raiffeisen-super-league/besucherzahlen/wettbewerb/C1
Fredi Bobic is the new sports director of Eintracht Frankfurt.
>>67837751
>barcelona in charg of buying centre backs
lmao
>>67837661
>Sané
>worth more than 20m
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Adidas are opening a factory in Ansbach. Robots (the metal ones) will make the shoes.
>>67837817
He doesn't score enough. Brandt knows where the goal is.
Borussia @borussia 5m
Granit Xhaka wechselt zur neuen Saison zu @Arsenal. Wir wünschen alles Gute, Granit! #GoodbyeGranit #Fohlenelf
>>67837911
>45m + bonuses
jesus arsenal got jewed pretty hard
You now remember Neven Subotic
>>67837919
where
bundes a shit
deutschland a shit
>>67837979
True, both were ruined by foreigners
>>67837824
NEETS should be sent there to work as slaves
taktik
>kiwis hang pics of black cocks on their walls
Torino Turin have hired Mihajlovic as their new head coach.
lehrer hat uns heute fast ne ganze stunde eher gehen lassen hehehe nice oder? und jez is wochenende
>>67838605
fett, diggi
>>67838399
>Torino Turin
>>67837475
don't you fucking dare reply to one of my posts without my permission again
I'm preparing a riddle for you now
>>67838656
What have I got in my pocket?
>SPORT BILD erfuhr darüber hinaus, dass Trainer Thomas Tuchel von einer weiteren Offensiv-Verstärkung träumt: Weltmeister André Schürrle (25) vom VfL Wolfsburg!
Oh god please no
>>67838661
Nothing
>>67838661
gold ring
Here's a hint
>>67838788
>>67838757
oh now I get it
congrats frankhurt
>>67838661
gun
>>67838954
Rice dicks are not allowed here.
>>67837661
>inb4 Duselmund fans cheer for this to happen
Konstantin Rausch moves to Köln from Darmstadt on a free transfer.
>>67838757
>>67838788
You are now banned from creating any further riddles.
Did Wurzburg make the bundesliga? Because if they did, I now officially have a team to bandwagon.
t. Dallas Mavericks fan
>>67839029
the part where he's hyperventilating is pretty tough
>>67839120
What else is tough
>>67838788
Michael Ballack
>>67839190
Jackpot
>>67838986
Koln?
>>67839200
Never knew Matt Damon played for Leverkusen.
>>67839220
I thought he was with Stuttgart. I should not have doubted you.
>>67839002
yes
>>67839179
waking up
>>67838978
>shareholders do LITERALLY nothing
>customers buttflustered as fuck
Klassiker
>>67839292
Okay
>Darmstadt not getting relegated
>still ripped apart
Not nice tobihannes
>>67839328
sad desu
It's a good thing. Teams like that are fine when they come up for a season because it's healthy with some fresh blood every once in a while, but it's a problem if they don't go down again quickly.
If a large organisation such as Stuttgart, HSV or Eintracht Frankfurt are relegated, they have to sack a lot of their staff, resulting in loss of income for several families.
With Darmstadt it's not as bad, since they probably don't have as many full time employees.
>>67839594
I am from Darmstadt so it's sad on a personal level.
>>67839594
>losing key players and the manager before 'the hadest season' is a good thing
Kekko fantastico
>>67837130
>Darmstadt relegated next season
Neat.
Ingolshitters and Red Bull hopefully to follow.
>>67839709
Bad for Darmstadt, good for society.
>>67839292
>>67839722
I'd rather keep Darmstadt than Ingolshit, Hoppenheim, Golfsburg or Red Bull 2bh.
>>67839754
>ingolshit
rude ;_;
Mikel Merino (19)
Ousmane Dembele (19)
possibly Emre Mor (18)
Pulisic (17)
Passlack (17)
Do they want to create a teenage squad?
>>67838667
Please let this happen
Also, will the Schürlle meme ever end?
>>67839977
their sales to Bayern will be more profitable the younger they are
>>67839977
Dortmund hat eingesehen, dass sie Bayerns Ausbildungsverein sind
>Friday I'm in Love comes up on shuffle
>Look at calender
>skip to next track
>>67840173
Good song, downloaded
>the parship cunt is Karius gf
kek
listening to danish music right now
whats the easiest way to get rid of my gf, /Bundes/?
>>67840627
honesty?
>>67840627
When you stop deluding yourself that you need her
>>67840627
give her to me
>>67840627
just be honest and tell her that you want to end it. just say one small sentence and big weight will be taken off you
>>67840679
french people know everything about l'amour, right?
>>67840705
not this one
>>67840705
not really. this is just what i did with my first relationship because a feeling of disdain towards her had built inside me over the time of the relationship
>>67840912
They're going to snatch the EURO title aren't they
>>67840912
2 gays, 2 turks, 1 raumdeuter
>>67840912
now a property of Hertha Berlin for a whopping price of 400.000 euro
>>67841058
Money well spent.
I also like the logo. They put a ton of effort into it.
>>67840912
hate to see Hummels now
>>67841058
>>67841092
Andrej #Kramaric bleibt bei der #tsg. Bis 2020. Mehr
>>67841058
Upboated
>Blick: BVB considering activating Ricardo Rodriguez's €25m exit clause.
>>67841439
they are making a lot of buys
but this one is weird because schmelzer has been great and I don't see autist tuchel removing one of his key players for rodriguez even if he's great
>>67840912
Hope 3 of them get injured during the Euros... you know who
>>67841464
>schmelzer has been great
Mentally, yes.
>>67841058
Cute
Could you make a fire when set out in the woods unequipped?
>>67841831
Can I ask people for matches and fuel? If not then I would have to say "maybe".
>>67840912
cunts
>>67841906
You can not ask people for matches and fuel
Klopp, Pep, Wenger, Mourinho, Ranieri all in one league
Your face when Bayern training commences after the Euros. Your face when the EUROS. Your face when this summer
>>67841906
you know that a simple cigarette butt can start a fire? it all depends on the humidity, a very dry forest is just waiting to be burned
my face when
>>67841955
>you know that a simple cigarette butt can start a fire
Not so easily nowadays. Most cigarettes are fire safe now. It's also why they smell awful nowadays, because they have all kinds of shit in them, to make them fire safe, like wood varnish.
>>67841464
Apparently they had a bid rejected for Guerreiro, he'd make more sense. An obvious upgrade to Park, with the potential to surpass Schmelzer, just around the time he'd be getting old anyway.
>>67842251
he has played more of a winger role this season really, but he would still be a good fit yeah
>>67836801
and the CL final
lmao
>>67840041
>will the Schürlle meme ever end?
with his death perhaps
>>67842251
Moreno is available
>>67842267
>he has played more of a winger role this season really
Schmelzer basically plays as a wingback now anyway.
>>67840627
tell him you asked this question onm /bundes/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmXUbVJqll4
Why do you hug a person after the first meet?
Situation: A friend shows you his mom for the first time. You shake hands, tell each other names. You shake hands when leaving and say what a pleasure it has been to meet the other.
Then, let's say two weeks later you see her again because your friend is having a massive barbecue and his mom comes again and she goes in for a hug upon approaching you.
I've noticed the same pattern with other females.
I've got a situation coming up on the weekend and I think I will simply hug all of them even though I haven't met some of them before.
>"Oh that guy is so distant, shudder."
Meanwhile when hugging:
>"Wow he's so friendly and open, I want to know more."
>>67841955
>>67841989
>>67841906
Here's what I would do: Find two dry branches that haven't been dead for too long, remove skin, sharpen one of them with a relatively sharp stone, drill holes and make cuts into the other branch with a sharp stone, collect dry leafs and stuff that looks like it would make for a good tinder, place it underneath the drilled branch and then I spin the other branch into the drilled hole real good.
Note: Spin is more important than force
>>67842591
if she makes the approach yes, if she doesn't no
>>67842591
just go straight for the bewbs
t. Abdul
>>67840627
never be honest
say "it's me, not you"
>>>/wsg/1099079
>she's going to hell for what she did to that garlic
>>67842876
just like in my favorite telefilms made for housewifes
>>67842936
Jesus Christ. The onion was not great either.
>>67842936
>olive oil in a plastic container
>Carry On Wayward Son comes up
>simple, repetitious instrumental passages, shrieking, cacophonous guitar feedback
okay
stop shitposting, Ausländer
>>67843102
Ya, hehe
>>67843131
>canned anything
>>67843457
>what is glas
>Mourinho is expected to replace sacked Louis van Gaal, with talks ongoing between his agent Jorge Mendes and United officials.
>But it has emerged that Chelsea still own the 'Jose Mourinho' name as a trademark - meaning United may need to pay a six-figure sum for the rights.
lol
>>67843591
Referees and managers should be topics of discussion
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN FCZ GOT RELEGATED?
*not
you can not redo
>>67843938
What a time to be alive.
>>67844088
>>67844135
hello
>>67844154
Yes hello
>>67844177
whats good??
this is a fairly decent thread:
>>67843802
>>67844272
>handball
no thanks
>>67844239
that .gif is better than 3.33
>>67844313
second best sport behind football desu
>>67844413
objective ranking
football
tennis
badminton
volleyball
cycling
f1
the rest
gap
american shit
gap
cricket
It's hard to not watch American Psycho til the end once you've zapped into it. Really catchy
>>67844413
not even close
>>67844456
CRICKET > football > handball > volleyball (especially females, especially beach-, if you know what I mean) > tennis > differnet kinds of athletics > cycling > badminton > f1 >>> american sports
wow, I hate you now
>>67844571
Great now I want to watch somebody play Metal Gear Solid
>I want to watch somebody play Metal Gear Solid
>not playing it yourself
fucking let's play / twitch faggots
>>67844567
>not rating badminton
>ranking handball above volleyball
don't
>>67844571
THAT WASN'T ON PURPOSE!!
>>67844624
what's so great about badminton?
it's fun to play for sure, but to watch? not so much
maybe it's a bit to quick for me, like ice hockey, idk, I do enjoy watching tennis, but I feel like that sport is much more fluent and, for the lack of a better word, challenging
>>67844833
nah I love to watch badminton. the moves, the shuttlecock graciously flying. It's like a more peaceful tennis, while still keeping some intensity. Playing badminton just feels as great, I really take more pleasure than if I were playing tennis, volleyball or football
>>67844959
I see, that makes sense
I'll give it a few more tries
*pruts loudly*
*pruts again*
well it happend. the fc zürich is relegated. not too long ago they played against real madrid in the cl. im really glad this happend. i will sleep like a baby tonight.
*pruts at the sleeping Swiss poster*
going to read now night
>>67845777
what will you read?
*pruts at France's book*
>>67845791
Saint Simon's Mémoires. Really an outstanding author because he wrote dozen of books and was a really famous man of letter but decided to never release his works and kept it all for himself. His Mémoires are the only thing written by him accessible to the public.
Gooooooooooood morning from Kauai
>>67845906
I am currently journey to the end of the night by céline
hes a literal 20th century robot
>>67845945
yes he is in the top 5 in terms of french authors imo
Nord, Mort à Crédit, D'un château l'autre and Rigodon and really great
too bad he is either hated by pc people because he had antisemitic views or is loved by extreme right wing people because he had antisemitic views
>>67845935
that's not how you spell"kawaii"
>>67846035
