ITT: We fix soccer
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I'll start
>shotclock
>smaller field
>no goalie
>give diving faggots immediate YELLOW cards
>no extra time bullshit, stop the fucking clock
>no offsides if the players are too close
Multiball
>>67814172
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>>67814172
Put it on ice
multiball
>>67814172
Yaltaball
give every player a gun
>>67814297
But only one is loaded
Let me fix 'soccer' for you
Football
>>67814172
Instead of fixing soccer, how about you fix your country.
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>>67814340
how would this improve soccer
>>67814358
please let's refrain from /pol/ posting outside the containment board and actually post about the subject in question, making a better thread while giving us brainy elaborated opinions
>>67814696
Talking big sense there Brazil
review every penalty/FK in front of the box.
>b-but muh speed of play
no, fuck you, this is the fucking cause of so many go ahead scores just because charles mcchucklefuck flops and gets an easy shot on goal
stop the clock during injuries. Serves the same point as ET, whats the harm?
go watch five-a-side if you don't like footy rules
fire ball
>>67814736
these are actually 2 valid points that would improve the game
The fans get guns
Tigers are allowed on the pitch
After the match, the players have to fight each other gladiator style, with the losing team being put to death, and the winning team spared
>>67814341
>toothpaste flag thinks povertykick is the same as football
>>67815208
it's played with 'feet' and a 'ball', unlike handegg
Make it cute anime girls vs eachother
no clock, players ride hoverboards and pass the ball to each other, whichever team has the most points when the first hoverboard explodes/catches fire wins the game
>>67815222
so is "handegg"
>run with your feet
>mainly carry the ball with your hands, BUT sometimes it gets kicked with one's feet
hence, football
>>67814696
How would it not?
>>67815240
Ball, noun
a spherical body or shape
>>67815280
kek
>>67814172
>anime
fuck off
>>67815240
>run with your feet
add a three point line
>>67815240
>run with your feet
>>67814172
thats futsal
>>67814172
>weeblord hates football
Colour me surprised.
>>67815240
>run with your feet
how else would you run?
>>67817296
with your legs mate
international team transfers
mutliball penalties
smooching time with WAGS in between play
>>67815240
>run with your feet
add superpowers
football needs only minor improvements
>videoref
>dives and ratking/diegocosta type faggotry results in a ban
>stop "spreading" football, we don't fucking want WC in qatar, zimbabwe, anctarics, india, china, somalia etc.
>stop faggot rules like no alcohol in stadiums (i seriously wasnt able to buy a fuckin' bear at euro qualifies)
>stop oversensitive cuck campaigns like no swear words in stadium, no insults etc.
>stop persecuting ultras, stop pyro ban
>>67814172
Truly a thinking man...
I'M A KID
I'M A SQUID
>>67819993
;_; pls gibe s2
>>67814696
Enough with the coup already jeez
you can't fix watching it on tv, it's unbearable
they need to stop being so anal about not changing the rules for anything, ever
all other sports (including british ones like rugby) change the rules to get with the times
what football needs to change:
stop the clock when the ball is out of play or someone is injured etc. no more extra time. rugby made this change, everyone thought it would suck; it was great. obvious one.
make the pitch size slightly bigger and the goal size slightly bigger. the game hasn't adjusted for the fact that people are way, way bigger and faster than they were 100 years ago, so the pitch and goal are comparatively smaller than they ever have been. change that to make it a more open game again like it used to be.
long bans for players found diving.
europe-wide salary cap.
>>67814172
Flopping Girls
>>67820104
so you can fix it watching the match in the stadium but not on tv?
>>67821079
fuck off
>buying bears at a football stadion
shouldve asked for a goat
No more 0-0 ties. Every time a game ends scoreless, the strongest player from each team get into a fist fight. Winner wins the 3 pts
>Tfw nobody ever makes a lets fix monkeydunk, run n slide, armor tackle or paddleball threads because they're all Irrelevant sports.
t. chicano
>>67814172
>weeaboo thread
>>67814172
All it needs is replay review and backfield violation
>>67822458
Nah, it's mostly cause those sports are actually enjoyable to watch. Plus all the poor as shit 3rd world countries can't afford to play those sports, so fixing soccer is the best solution
remove the americans
>>67814172
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>run with your feet
>>67815240
>run with your feet
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>>67814172
so you mom got zika...
Why do Americans run on their hands? Do they try to keep their shoes clean? Is that why they sleep with their shoes on?
>>67815240
>run with your feet
damn
>>67820169
RARE?
>>67815240
>implying running with your hands isn't the superior form of locomotion
>>67820169
holy shit
>>67833347
is that you
>>67822250
It was a shit show, Huestain
>>67836534
you woke up really early today
>>67836570
Exams, m13
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>>67815240
Actually "football" which originally referred to several forms of sport was named in opposition to equestrian sports, since it is played on foot, so the american is right, though still and idiot for his choice of words.
>>67836650
>played on foot
>>67836650
wasn't it called gridiron first
>>67814172
Not enough potential for grievous bodily injury or violence. Players who don't record a goal or assist, and goalies who allow a goal will be locked in a cage after the game and not be allowed to leave until at least one person is dead, whether by vote or free for all, that's up to them. If after an hour no one has died, then starving grizzly bears will be let into the cage. This will increase effort during the game and also provide extra entertainment for after the game
>>67837358
Yes, as opposed to on horseback
>>67837367
Yep, Gridiron football(which evolved from rugby), association football, rugby football, etc etc.
>Americans wear little red cups on their hands
>>67819975
>stop rules like no alcohol in stadia
lol ever hear the expression: play with fire, get burned (chat shit, get banged)? because if you allow alcohol in stadiums, there will be fire and people will get banged
and if by some miracle you can prevent drunken violence, you can never ever prevent drunken booze throwing and later, piss cup chucking. This happens without fail every public even where booze is served
>>67838024
they should serve light beer though, nothing wrong with that
>0 points for a 0-0 draw
>4 points if you win by more than 3 goals
>Bring back golden goal
>Scrap that stupid Yellow card for taking off your shirt when scoring rule
>>67838071
golden goal was fucking stupid mate. noone who lived thorough that era wants that back
A player who makes a flashy play gets awarded a free kick
better refs, ref age cap, higher ref salary
hawkeye
disband fifa
stop corruption
ban africa
$10,000 fines for flagrant and blatant dives, judged by a third-party officiating crew during the game with the fines enforced after the game: this way, game play is not interrupted, and the players who dive often will be forced into being paranoid as to what does and does not constitute a flagrancy.
Additionally, add $5,000 for repeat offenses incrementally: a third flagrant foul warrants $20,000, a forth $25,0000, and so on
Cheerleaders
Goons with paddles that smack the ball carriers ass
Defenseman with pillows who must cover the ball carriers ass
1 minute shot clock after pass halfway point
If you flop the paddlers get one good hard smack on your ass
Real talk: separate the Asian federation into West Asia and East Asia, and put the rest of the Pacific into East Asia
>>67814172
Mate soccer has been "fixed" for ages just ask FIFA and Sepp Blatter :^)
>>67841249
Why? There aren't any good teams there.
>>67820169
>Roach and Caicos Islands
>>67815208
>povertykick
hahahahaha
>>67814172
something needs to be done about flopping
it's hard to take it seriously when a player gets his foot stepped on then flops to the ground and covers his face.
Just get rid of ties... make it like a 15min overtime and if still no score by the end of that, shootout
>replace logos and "sponsours" with actual team crests
>both goalkeepers start game with hands tied behind back
>must untie selves before being able to use them
>defenders are frozen after "tackles"
>keeper must run out and tag them to unfreeze them
>strikers given permission to throw punches but only if he is possession of the ball
>central mid portion of the "pitch" is replaced by a 5 foot deep pit
>only each team's pit warrior gets to enter if the ball gets kicked into the pit
>pit gradually fills with water until the 90th minute when it finally spills over and creates a muddy quagmire in the whole midfield
>player who feigns injury must call home and tell his mother that he is alright before being allowed to rejoin game (this cuts down on diving)
>actually injured players will be tossed into the pit (this cuts down on injuries)
>instant replay
>>67838024
Amazing that you people claim to be civilized. Alcohol is available at every professional sporting event in the US and is starting to become available at college eents too
People throw beer on accident when they cheer, people get drunk. No one starts drunken violence on a mass scale or throws piss cups
>>67844430
Philadelphia says hi
>>67844377
holy shit
>>67844377
The striker one is good. Maybe not punches, but a few good stiffarms would go a long way in improving soccer
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>>67844637
Retarded Americans...
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>>67844377
Have shaolin monks play it.
>>67844790
>making fun of americans
>that flag
and actually i am from austria, faggot
>>67819975
>i seriously wasnt able to buy a fuckin' bear at euro qualifies
I'm surprised that you're surprised you couldn't purchase a live bear at a sporting event
Multiball
>>67828047
why would you say that
>give everyone a plank of wood
>have one side take turns bowling the ball with a straight arm at the other side
>side not bowling the ball take turns hitting the ball and running between two points
That's a game I'd watch tbqh
>>67844825
They think being a self hating cuck will actually make Europeans like them lol
>>67838139
>fourth foul warrants $250,000
>team A beats team B
>team A wins the championship
All drugs are allowed and are fair game. It worked for Maradona and Messi.
>>67838024
? I drank my face off at every match in 2010 in SA, is this a euro thing?
>>67851846
You are saying you went to the South Africa WC back in 2010? How old are you? Did you watch the final in the stadium?
>>67851949
No I was only there for the group games, caught a few in FNB though
>>67852331
I see. Was it fun?
You can pick the ball up with your hands and run with it but as soon as you do, the opposing team can tackle you. Now it's a real sport.
>>67819975
>can't buy a bear at the stadium anymore
iktfb
>have actual seedings in CL
>higher seeds host
>no 2nd leg
sucks if literal who makes it to knockout stages, but I don't want to see their 8k all seater stadium make zero noise.
>>67814172
-Be consistent with cards/penalties
-every time a foul is committed the offender must leave field of play for 3 minutes
-make penalty box an arc
-no away goal bullshit
>>67852580
Had the time of my life, had tix to 14 as well but couldn't find anyone to go with
1.add bells inside ball
2.every player need to have covered eyes
3.only goalkeeper with megaphone is allowed to telling players on pitch were is the ball:DD
Remove penalty's. If you get fouled a yard in the box, you take the free kick from that spot.
>>67822520
and harsh punishment to flopping
its cringeworthy to watch soccer after you've watched football
>>67853265
this doesn't make sense
>>67855115
It totally does.
Think marco polo meets foosball
>>67814172
>give diving faggots immediate YELLOW cards
This happens already.
Everyone wears a leash with a harness and is tethered to their section of the field.
>>67815240
>run with your feet
>>67814172
>No goalie
Good quality bait, my dear sir
>>67815240
>run with your feet
>>67844377
Kek
>>67814172
>if you can't stay on two feet on your own, you have to wear special extra-wide shoes to help maintain your balance. think snowshoes.
>>67815240
>fun with your reet
>>67855134
I see
>>67815240
>fun with your reet
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LOL cucker cuckee get cucksucked cuck
>>67857019
>american banter
>>67857026
Cuck
>>67838024
Works fine at rugby matches mate.
Can we just gas all the lower class scum now?
>>67814172
Add more lines, and then add "the floor is lava" rules to the lines. you touch grass, that's lava, you're dead and an alternate comes in.
>Allow the ref to look through controversial calls, i.e. penalties, fouls etc. when uncertainty appears
Allow each manager one or two red towels and challenge a ruling/non ruling, if the refs missed something, on the field, like in the NFL
>Goal line technology
Give the retarded refs behind the goal line an actual meaning other than just nodding along with the main ref. If he sees something, have should have the balls to call it
>Better refs and more consistency overall. If reffing international competitions, the ref needs a certificate from a certain institute and not just FIFA. Having >literally who from Azerbaijan ref the Champions League final is 100% bullshit. Big matches go to renowned and respected refs. See Pierluigi Collina as a prime example. Truely the goat ref
>Money from TV deals should be distributed evenly throughout the league, as seen in the Premier League and now the Spanish La Liga as well. From next season Barcelona will over a three year period make almost 100 million euros more than the club at the bottom of the table, so much can still be done.
Consistency from UEFA, FIFA and the domestic leagues in their penalising of clubs and players.
>Allow fans to stand up, have banners and flags to create a better atmosphere. Having visited English clubs during Champions League matches, it is safe to say, that the atmosphere in the bigger clubs is hurting from this. Both Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford were complete libraries
Eradicate corruption. This is a no brainer. Every paper and document regarding the Qatar and Russia WCs must be reread and reconsidered. Football should never be political, but how Russia with the current political problems(invasion of Crimea, the lack of political freedom and freedom of speech and the prohibition of homosexuality) could win the event over well-established football nations like England, Spain/Portugal or Belgium/Netherlands is ludicrous.
Message too long. More could be done etc.
>>67820169
Rare flag aside, this
>>67814341
Another Based Dutchbro.
>>67814696
But /sp/ is a containment board...
>>67814172
IEDs scattered along the field, and throw some wild animals in there gladiator style to spice things up.
>we fix soccer
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>soccer
smhtbqhf
>>67857903
b-but we are best board
