first for a better thread

Who's Maccers on TipT?

>>67823555
such obvious nibs

get back to revision

>>67823555
big_al

>>67823534
>mr obscure tipping soccerway bets

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>you will never convince brit/pol/ to vote remain

>>67823614
typical ill informed student. no wonder you're broke.

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>It's been 182 days

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>>67823591
We're degenerates who will bet on any league and any sport as long as any random lad with >55% yield posts a tip.

What many people mean you SHOULD do however is to research a small league by yourself(e.g iceland, estonia, bolivia) and look for where the bookies have misplaced the odds.

>>67823662
Tfw after today tt not above on 55% anymore

>>67823691
W H A T ?
?
?
?

>>67823723
I meant my tt.

>>67823569
VOTE OUT

>>67823569
Tell me if its worth watching please lid

>>67823662
So if I have a bankroll of 1000 I should only put 25 pound bets at most?

Surely I will only then win another 15-25 pound on top of that? Would take a lot of correct bets to make a profit.

>>67823879
>Would take a lot of correct bets to make a profit.

it could only take one correct bet to make a profit

>>67823878
I'm shaking with rage and genuinely close to tears at parts.

>>67823879
Successful gambling is a marathon, not a race, lid.

Refer point 4 from Jamie West

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>>67823879
Some days are better than others. Sometimes a world tip comes in at high odds. Sometimes you can reback a slags game infinitely.

also this >>67823898

>>67823905
pmsl

>>67823898
>>67823913
So conceivably if I started with a 1k bankroll I should look to make 15-30 pound a day?

>>67823905
Makes you fucking sick, doesn't it.

>>67823879

Stake 5%. There is no reason to go even lower than that until your 5% is higher than the max stake.

>London
That primary school is an absolute disgrace, I'm shocked at what I'm seeing
>this Aussie limp wrested headteacher
Cbfa

Does anyone remember the name of some shitty text game that used to get posted here on /sp/?

You basically played as someone's life and would often be born in the 3rd world and die within a few years and other random shit happened too.

What was it called?

>>67823947
If you have only 1k you can increase stake%

Depends on the day, but yeah a weekly profit around 200 from your starting bank would be dece and achievable on bubblegums. Could be more if there are very good bets.

>>67823995
That's Albania's real life m8

>>67823995
Yeah I can remember the game but not what it's called

>>67823995
Alter Ego?

>>67824040

That's not it although it looks sort of similar.

16:30 - PK-35 vs Inter Turku
Inter Turku 0.0/-0.5 Asian handicap - 1.99
Medium

Although I would have loved the 0.0, people have already caught onto the news that PK-35 are in a crisis. I still think there's a bit of value though. Their Spanish coach and a 2nd coach has left and this has resulted in the Spanish players leaving as well as a couple of others. Not only that but they're missing players through injury too.

"On Tuesday, a team of Spanish Pablo Couñago, Carlos Portela, Yerai Vilaboa, Fernando Linan, Mateo Miguez and the Argentine Lucas Garcia expressed the wish to leave.
- Today was the first day of training after the decision. They came, that they do not want to continue, Kuqi told Myyrmäki Stadium on Tuesday afternoon.
- I am concerned, they can do whatever they want. Of course, they have an agreement with our players. Among the things probably Society believes, how it is done. On the other hand it is good that they are honest."

Those Spanish players and Garcia were first team regulars so that's already a huge miss. Not only that but Manev, Heinonen and Aijala are missing through injury. So basically only 4 or 5 regulars available with a great lack of defensive options. It was always the impression that PK-35 would need time for their side to gel because a lot of their players only came in late in pre-season. I've watched them a few times and I thought they were a better side than the table suggested but this crisis is going to put a massive dent into the club. They're going to have to rely on poor backups and probably some youth to fill the squad until they get some new players in.

>>67824139
Inter been poor this season but did win their last game and the coach has said they "want revenge" after an extremely poor display against PK-35 in the cup. They are missing their main goalkeeper but I don't think that comes close to PK-35 missings. The whole basis of this bet is the fact it will be very hard for Kuqi to get his side organised when they were struggling to do that all season so far anyway. PK-35 only picked up 1 win in 10 games this season so far and that was against a poor KuPS side who started the season poorly. I can't see how PK-35 won't concede in this game and of late they've struggled in-front of goal.

Do you guys generally have one type of bet that you do, such as total goals scored or handicap?

Surely no one bets on the exact type of result or scoreline?

>>67824139
>>67824154
>Shefki Kuqi manages a team with Pablo Counago in it

What a time to be alive

>>67823995

Real Lives 2.0

If you guys make 4k a month do you even play on getting jobs?

>>67824199

Most people bet on Asian handicap.

Start off with 1x2 until you're used to thing.

Betting on scores isn't stupid if you do it in play and are ready to hedge on Betfair if needs be.

>>67824225

How thick are you?

Just make something up. What sort of things is she asking exactly.

>>67824199
Generally speaking asian handicap is probably prefered but It's really always situational.

>>67824225
Worry about this too, I'm genuinely not a wierdo but impossible to say you've never had a gf without looking like a nutter.

>>67824288
>>67824225
Just say it never lasted long

>>67824225
Just say you've never had a proper gf

It's not a problem you autists

>>67823534
Mr Obscure was the golden age of /bet/

>>67824353
What senses??? Tell her you like the smell of sex.

>>67824353

The smell of her hair etc. Girls love bullshit like that, just don't talk about waking up with stinky fingers.

>>67824353
She sounds like a freak.

Stop talking to her.

>>67824353
pics

>>67824400
Are you the weird head german?

>>67824400
>A girl invited me to sleep next to her in her bed

B E T A
E
T
A

>>67824400
pmsl

>>67824353

Say you like playing with a girls hair while she sleeps safely in your arms cause you also like feeling protective.

>>67824412
Maybe.

>>67824414
Nah. I knew she didn't just offer to share the bed and not expect anything to happen, I just kinda blew it. That was like 12 years ago when I was still a little inexperienced shithead.

You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't putting every penny you have on Golden State

they're are absolutely SEETHING after game 3 and are out for VENGEANCE and BLOOD

>>67824422
Sounds good this. Too bad I already told her I like the smell of hair like the German autist.

>>67824475
Stuck a small on a fresh 365 to mug it up a little and hopefully avoid getting limited after like 3 days pmsl.

>>67824475
You paid for Steve Stevens personal pick of the day too huh?

>THE USVI game was two years ago today

>>67824487

>listening to the german with the weird head

pmsl

>>67824487

kek, what else is she saying?

>>67824487
She ignored my answer and immediately asked if I like the rain

Pmsl what is wrong with this woman?

>>67824506
That means tomorrow is the 2 year anniversary of Oviedo donating 4k to himself

>>67824540
PLEASE post pics

She clearly has mental problems and I want to judge you for swiping right

>>67824506
Need a remembrance thread desu

>>67824540

Say you like being in bed and hearing the sound of heavy rain crash against the windows. It help you sleep.

>>67824561
What does it matter what she looks like? She's cute

Just asked me if I'm into drugs though, there's our answer. Dropped

>>67824586
Literally said this

>>67824599
>Dropped
why?

>>67824555
One of my fav /bet/ moments tbqh

>>67824617

did she like it?

>>67824618
Druggies are scum

>>67824673
>>67824618
this tbqh

imagine when she empties your bubblegum account for a fix

>>67824555
Still can't tell whether he thought people would believe him or was just desperate for you's

>>67824599
Straight edge are ya? Wee fanny

>>67824666
Didn't say anything to it pal, asked if I liked drugs instead.

>>67824475
Pens are a better bet.

>>67824761

Agreeing with the other anons here she does seem kinda strange. Not sure what people expect from Tinder though.

Just a reminder that robots taking over jobs is an inevitability. Reminder that it is in your best interests now to make as much money while you can and to make yourself comfortable before the shit hits the fan

>>67825620
Can't wait to mug off robot traders desu, gonna put Johnny 5 on the dole

>>67825620
Reminder to NEVER use self service checkouts in supermarkets or fast food places.

>>67825620
>>67825654
>>67825669
Talking big sense here, pals.

stake OKC, they concede with 5 seconds. zzzz so typical

>>67825669
i have to laugh when staff make me aware of them - like they want to lose their jobs.

same for bank staff getting huffy when i pay money in over the counter. get fucked.

>>67826303
Eating my words a bit here thbqhwy

>>67826303
It's basketball. They concede constantly. Were you expecting a clean sheet,

>>67828429
kek USL you plank

>>67828558
Go back to Spain, euan

Is Panama THE bet? Surprised the Venezuelan lads can even afford kit, they probably haven't eaten in a few days either. Lump on lids

>>67824475
(You) on suicide watch

Page 10.

>>67833908
It's on page, you flaming bloody drongo

>>67834012
T'was on page 10 before I gave it a bump, my good sir.

Have a good morning, won't you.

>>67824254
>Start off with 1x2 until you're used to thing.

0 AH would save his x-s from losing (when prestaked) though.

>>67824487
>smell of hair like the German autist.

The smell of HER hair, you melt. Not the smell of hair.

>>67835392
Some folk generally like the smell of hair?

Tampa Bay will beat the Marlins again.
Brewers will fuck Braves, Felty sucks dick.
Cubs will win with Arrieta on the mound in an away game.

Also, why the fuck did anybody think that CWS would win yesterday?

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Who /outshagging/ here?

>>67835678

Sure, that's fine, but don't tell some bird you're trying to shag you like the smell of hair, tell her you like the smell of HER hair.

It's MACKERS Birthday
What You wishing him?

redpill me on bet365 bonus

>>67836832

The 100% bonus? Nothing to redpill you about, all the terms are out in the open. Just don't pay for PGA and think you'll be fine using it on admins.

Someone LEND me their weekly bonus

need money like water

Hello guys
I guess many of you guys now this already but i just figured out a method were you either get your money back or make profit.
Example:
Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid
Real Madrid to win the CL @ 1.70
Atletico Madrid to win the CL @ 2.15
First, you put a unit on Atletico to win.
10$ on Atletico = 21,50$
Then you put 21,50$ on Real = 36,55$
You either win 26,55$ or break even.
There is no way this is allowed by bookmakers right?

>>67837196

Shouldnt you be studying for A Level Home Economics ?

>>67837196
Everytime you go on reddit you lose braincells

>>67837196
Do your math again m8.

Unless this is nibs.

looks like you forgot analysis, Hass. No worries, I'll post it for you.

Eastern are top of the league with 7 wins 2 draws and a loss, top goalscorers scoring 26 and conceding just 3! So by far the best GD by a mile in the league.
.
Was wondering how they'd cope with losing Bowen and Barnes from last season who scored 35 combined. But this year goals are coming from all over the pitch, Shaw, Derek Tieku , Damien Mosquera, Hayden Johns, Compaan etc. Tieku scored 4 in a game the other week.
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This is a jump too big for Forrest, they secured back to back promotions to get back up to the NRFL, but will get relegated at this rate, their squad is made up of youngsters who've been with the team from junior level. Just lack the experience to compete in this league.
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They have 2 wins, 2 draws and 5 losses, scoring 9 and conceding 18. Sit just 1 point above bottom place Meville.
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Just about every mutual is heavy in Easterns favour.

>>67837196
Idiot

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11am special lads

Sydney FC @ 2.05
Kashima Antlers @ 1.72
Vissel Kobe @ 1.61

Treble gives you @ 6.11
All games kicking off at 11am GMT

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464128375855.webm

>>67837196
Yeah, I always forgot to add the amount of the other bet. To be sure of you, because those kind of bet can happen, just look at "sure bet" there are even website that do the math for you.

>>67837238
Sydney 111

>>67837763
Hennings plz

large on o2.5 first half sydney

>>67837786
Uh oh, anyways Vissel 1111

All the kids are in school. /bet/ is dead.

>>67837801
You skipping classes mate?

my math teacher is giving my dirty looks lads, fuck school

anyway my tip of the century is Real Madrid to win by 3 goals lads

can't wait for my mom to give my lunch money so I can cash it

Lids. Tennis markets are very good. Odds on matches to go longer than 3 sets is fair and profitable.

>>67837789
>dutch tips

>>67837940
>Fair odds are profitable.

how much of a madman would I be if I put $200 on the raptors tomorrow.

>>67838087
Spread or ML?

>>67838068
You will feel the wrath of my mighty sword

>>67837789
awww

>>67838107
ML

>>67838141
Might as well just feed that $200 to a kangaroo m80

For the vast majority of the 38 PL weeks, Norwich & Newcastle were rated almost identically. Next season's Championship? 5/2 v 9/1. #Rafa

Confident that this day will be UAC!

>>67838226
Surely a goffpost

If I bet on over 3.5 sets in the tennis. What does the 2 way part mean.

DAC

Hey everyone get #ON my tip

>>67838565
Post it lid

>>67823614

Why do you want to continue to give away your sovereignty and country to communists and muslims?

>>67838637
It's Slavia Prague U19..

LITERALLY FREE MONEY ALERT

Bet on England to win the test series against Sri Lanka 3-0 and to win the next game. The odds are far too high for something that is a literal certainty of occuring.

It's the worst Sri Lankan team in 30 years against the best English team since 2005

>>67838677
>mfw everything is coming home

>implying voting out doesn't just pass things over to corporations and lobbyists

And Cameron's gonna be forced to accept shitskins anyway. It's not like we're gonna do a Saudi Arabia and turn down the other countries when they force us to take in refugees.

>>67838841
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/08/lobbyists-european-parliament-brussels-corporate

>implying lobbyists even care about UK Parliament anymore

They're too busy pulling strings where the real power is pal.

Has HASS quit bet yet?

down and concerned

7 tipsters predicting Inter Turku in this match. Will join that

Absolutely LOVE big al

>>67838907
>implying they wouldn't have a stronger impact over UK on their own

Also none of Nigel's proposals even make sense. He keeps bringing up Norway, Iceland etc. as examples of countries with free trade deals with Europe outside of the EU but doesn't seem to realise as part of their deals they're all forced to be inside the Schengan area which is, in terms of immigration, worse of than the situation we currently find ourselves in.

>>67838958
He's gonna keep up'ing the stake values to try and fix that yield. Hope he's still around though, he has my money on a game today.

>>67839015
Got on 0.0 yesterday

>>67839025
Looking at his TT they seem reasonable stakes now and the bets don't seem totally muggy.
I have faith
>>67838958
He got banned again I think, and got juveguy's trip banned too PMSL

>>67838677
yeah, i recommend everyone gets on this. it's practically a bet against the weather and even then, i don't think it'll take england longer than three days to rap the games up

>>67839017
Talking big sense for once
>>67839119
I felt sick after all those losses but I feel fine now, and am on the right track certainly.
Think it was the comedown from the MDMA that made me act like such a bellend these last few days.
But oh well, I have some good bets lines up for today!
>>67839025
The inter game right? So many people are on it that it seems doomed to lose
>big al likes this

>>67839270
>The inter game right? So many people are on it that it seems doomed to lose

Yeah, that's the one. It looks good, the odds have dropped loads since. You on it yourself?

I've got a notification on 365 about a loyalty bonus but when I check my actual email they haven't sent me the code or anything?
What's that all about?

>>67839317
Mathias Bourgue +7.5 vs Andy Murray @ 1.4 screams value for me at the moment given if he holds serve it'll be 1-1 in sets. Even if he loses the next sets 6-2 6-3 it still comes in. Seems like a solid bet. He's gone 30 love up as I type this

>>67839358
Their trolling you, PMSL.

>tipstertube is down for maintenance
expecting big things

>>67839358
check your spam folder.

>>67839389
>>67839367
Never mind, I had receive promotional offers set to no, pmsl

>>67839397
foolish boy.

Feel like I'm the only one who's never received a loyalty bonus in years.

>The tube down again

Big al running out of money to pay the bills Pmsl

Pmsl. Just had big_al Skype me begging to get back on tt. Said he'll be taking the site offline until I am back because of how bad things have got.

>>67839486
Lel

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Wishing mackers a very happy birthday from all here at /bet/

Have a good one pal.

>>67839646
How old is he now?

>>67839669
24 anos

so what is THE bet today lids?

>>67839786
Probably Turku

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>not betting on the cricket

>>67838087
Mad enough to make a small fortune possibly, I would probably go 75 or 100 on it lah

>bookies pull the only game I want to bet on right now
zzzzzz

>>67839959
they are on to you, germanbro
prepare to get limited any day now

Hey guys, been a good few weeks but my 365 was limited this morning so I might be taking some time off before I get a new account or start Asia. Sorry about yesterdays awful bets btw. Stay shrewd.

Some VERY interesting markets are now available. I will be keeping an eye on them for sure.

>>67840001
Yep, just read it. Bye bye keko. Considering his tips I'm actually surprised he got limited.

When the officials don't want you to get that 8th goal

>bet365 €5 bonus

Rolling accum time

>>67840001
Stay shrewd. :^)

Has the Turku love ruined the lines?

why is andy murray not smashing this guy

>>67840232
Because he played 5 sets a couple of days ago? Getting tempted to back this guy

>>67840243
or not.

>>67840243
Save your money and back gilles semen instead

Curious to see how much of a favorite Pelister really are now that they are against 10 men. If I'm not mistaken they are a 2nd league team and Turnovo are a decent 1st league team, so I kinda want to get on Turnovo + if odds get better.

>>67839821
>>67840184

exactly how good are Turku lids?
know PK-35 is shite at home but even still
bet now? wait for in-play?

>>67840513
They're both utter

>>67840513
Not good at all, but PK-35 aren't only shite, they are also plagued by other problems. Imo it's too late and there's not much value left, but what do I know.

@Zyzz and @reffocs can now tip verified Cricket odds.

On Volga Nizhny -0.5 FH

mackers and lux on japan u23 from here

>>67840737
pmsl

Pmsl at the clueless little pseudos on Inter Turku. Thanks for the great odds on PK-35, you greasy little slugs. Love it when the sheep bet on stuff they know nothing about, tears!

Need to know what Finnie got Mackers for his bday tbqh

>>67840836
>>67840836
it's 0-0 you greasy fuck

>Hassy Boy

>missing that

If the world of exchanges are jungle here is hell and heaven together anymore chose door will pass

>>67840960
Worth a pixel punt desu
If the world of exchanges are jungle here is hell and heaven together anymore chose door will pass.
SHAKING for Juveguy's greasy tenner on Inter

>>67840945
Please have sex. Clueless little acne-riddled teens like yourself made DC backable and now I can't stop laughing at how much I'm about to be up. Tears!

When does the inter game KO? Thought it was 4.30?

>>67840997
kys!

>>67841025
It's running

>>67841025
http://www.flashscore.com/match/0bPcwtrc/#match-summary

>>67841025
its habbning

>>67841039
>>67841040

unibet site so fucked sometimes, excuse my ignorance

DOWN

pmsl

PMSL better luck next time pseudos!

OH FUCK

DOWN WORLD

>tfw not on Inter
>tfw on Afumati @3.25 when they were 1 down
so so comfy

Should've realised you made a mistake when Big Al got on desu

R E B A C K

rebacking LARGE

Excellent, now I can reback.

On Opava dc and dnb

will always laugh at you losers. this finnish game is exactly why this thread sucks

and no, i did not have anything on this. and yes, you lot are a massive cliche by now.

>>67841118
Fuck off burgerscum

>>67841118
>land of the free

>>67841118
gonna bookmark this post and file it under American banter

I bet a lot for effective inter ... and 1 pen did I collapse

>betting on Turks

There's a lot of Indians in Switzerland, if you get what I mean ;)

>>67841118
OP picture has never been so relevant.

>>67840836

S H R E W D

int score when

The only tipster on the entire PLANET worth following is Euan.

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are people on TT too impaired to get a joke?

>>67841319
got arrested in spain. won't see him on here for a good while yet.

>>67841340
bet its a bit like the only fools episode

>literally just about to put LARGE on Maardu -0.75 @ 1.8
>markets suspended
>dangerous free-kick
>goal

WHY does this shit ALWAYS happen

>>67841330
Try making a good joke

>>67841330
What's the joke?

Opava goals WHEN?

>>67841330
pmsl

>>67841418
WHY ; ;
At the same time penalty in another game. Just brutal.

>>67841362
top lel.

>>67841330
Try looking on ARPs profile, utter mongs

>>67840243
>>67840299
I told you about Semen bro. Back to 2-2 sets, Simon engaged rape mode. Can't imagine what the odds were at 2 sets down

If the world of exchanges are jungle here is hell and heaven together anymore chose door will pass

need 3 more japan u23 goals like air

PMSL

wanna die

wew lads .

>>67841644
>-17.64%

>>67841615
You owe me a tenner

Fucking hell, down 3 quid on Inter

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zzzzzzzzz

big al rball watch surreal

>>67841677
put £20 on this https://tipstertube.com/post/58957

DAC this week

On Feldkirchen med

INT

UNSTOPPABLE

HOPE

pk35 always melts in 2nd half