Lend England's Brave Andy Murray your powers
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668 (embed)
BIG JOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN FOR THE FRENCH
There's a German on some serious drugs here.
BASED MURRAY ALL WARMED UP BRINGING THE HEAT AND WINNING ROLAND
Tennis is so much better without commentary.
fucking hell Murray
How can you not love him?
Is there any way to bypass the geoblock on the official stream?
big johnny millman looks like he could beat isner - would be a big win for the lad
>>67802434
Proxy or VPN
>>67802434
I tried Smart DNS and 2 VPNs. Didn't work.
>>67802434
one way would be to move to a country that is free of such geographical restrictions
>>67802448
I tried Hola myself, didn't work too.
>>67802451
>not being able to watch Eurosport Player
>>67802429
Murray's kanine teeth are second to none.jpg
>>67802459
whatever man
LETS GO
E
T
S
G
O
Jesus Stepanek is falling apart there.
>>67802448
gave up on finding a decent french proxy
Anyone else find Murray more exciting than Djokovic?
>>67802459
Kek arab on suicide watch
>>67802471
Have you tried to use a VPN? Should work imo.
>>67802498
it's ok i have a decent HD stream
>>67802508
link?
>>67802508
acestream?
>>67802508
>lying
>>67802519
d'ya have acestream?
1cb5faaaef8165765a9d069ba13b20f4f9260ce2
>>67802528
ye
Always remember to be aware of Murray's huge ass birthmark. If you didn't knew about it you do now.
>andy mooorrie
>>67802564
th-thanks?
>>67802484
He is a 37 year old serve and volley player from Kekoslovakia, whose sole reason for staying on the tour is to bang WTA players
Probably has some world record in banging WTA players
>>67802564
he has tree trunk lower legs definitely not aesthetic
>>67802588
>Probably has some world record in banging WTA players
>>67802564
give it a rest blowfeld
>Murray will never win Roland Garros
>>67802625
Just like how he'll never win Wimbledon...
Double bagel incoming
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb5TV7JUvzo
see you tommorow for the slam
>9 games in a row
>>67802395
I made this image desu
based stepanek fucked hingis in her prime and will impregnate vaidisova soon
>this commercial for Nixen tiers
>20 seconds devoted to Man city pretending it's a real club
>>67802689
I know right? it's more of an ad for the club than for the tires.
I feel so sorry for Radek. Every woman he's ever been with has just been taking advantage of him. I hope he finds true love somewhere outside of tennis.
>Djokobot and murray are the only players left who won a grand slam
Goddamnit, how's this possible, the new generation is trash
>>67802712
wat?
>>67802712
Fugg, forgot Wawrinka, I thought he got eliminated, but still, he's pretty old
>>67802712
left where?
>>67802727
I've no idea what the fuck I'm saying holy fuck I'm too tired
>>67802729
forgot nadal?
>>67802712
What about Nadal? He's of the same generation as Murrovic.
>>67802712
>forgetting Nadal
>>67802686
When?
How dissappointing is it that you put effort into it and Murray still hasn't won the Aussia open?
You should make one for when Mury wins the Roland Garros.
>>67802702
No one likes Man city so they have to pay tire corporations to star with them in commercials
>>67802750
Stop drinking Champagne Pierre, you're drunk.
>>67802760
He'll get all his trophies cancelled after hs upcoming doping scandal anyway
>Reminder that a young qt Hantuchova is not your gf.
>>67802712
did del pony get injured again?
>>67802783
fucking perfect
>>67802783
slut
>>67802791
he decided to pass up on RG and focus on the grass season
>>67802783
Thank you hungry skeleton
>>67802783
Looks like my 12YO cousin if he grew his hair out.
>>67802783
low test desu
>>67802783
still living in Dutchland huh. Hatar du ditt fosterland?
>>67802811
iirc she had anorexia
>rain
fuck
>no lights
>no roof
when will france get the electric lightbulb?
the suspension should help stepanek 2bh
>>67802802
>>67802811
>>67802833
>Not wanting to drag your semi hard lumpy penis across her sweaty thin delicate peach fuzzed hard and tight abs.
>>67802835
Med school takes a few years. Ingen ko på isen
>French infrastructure
>French weather
>>67802869
What makes you say that?
>>67802878
he was looking gassed plus he's pretty old (over 35 i think) so i guess he's not cut out for best of 5 anymore. the break should help him. he was losing steam there towards the end after some decent tennis in the first two sets
>>67802874
You must be a crypto-pedo
>>67802874
>those hairy arms and that hairy back
sexy
>>67802895
He's going to be more gassed after a night of sex with yet another WTA slut.
>>67802874
>Ingen ko på isen
Ingen räv i kojan
>>67802895
37 actually
>reminder that ten years ago Stepanek was ranked as the 8th best player in the world and had already fucked more wta women than you will regular women in your life
>>67802932
>a 37-year-old is giving Muzza a hard time
wew
ol man federer's gonna be in top 10 when he's 37
>>67802968
Federer will regain the number 1 position after Djokovic retires.
France's best player is through to the second round
ALLEZ FRANCE :3
>>67802981
Haas will stop him with 40.
>>67802995
>mfw Haas finally leaves his injury woes behind him and racks up a bunch of Slams after the age of 40
He fucking deserves it desu
there are two dogs with their asses glued together right outside my window.
>>67803071
what the fuck
>>67803071
kek what is with these bizarre posts today
>>67803071
They are not glued together it's just a male dog knotting inside a female dog.
>>67803071
Last 2 digits are 7-1
>>67803071
>no picture
>>67803164
>164 â–¶
> >>67803071
Probably this. The guy dog's dick gets stuck in the pussy of the girl for like 20 minutes after the sex because the girl wants the cum to impregnate her.
>>67803164
>>67803200
I know, I just didn't find a better word for it. Limited grasp of English.
>>67803200
>that counterstrike video comes in my head
>I'M STUCK
>I'M STUCK
>>67803200
It's a combination of the circular muscles inside the female dog's vagina tightening behind the bulbus glandis that engorges with blood.
>>67803217
Well then, was it hot?
Halep has literally no tits anymore. She'll regret her decision to cut her boobs off after her retirement.
>>67803263
>was it hot?
What? No.
Germanbro, what's the schedule for tomorrow?
2095 2095 2095
>>67803316
Not really out yet.
>>67803368
>>67803392
ah okay thanks
>>67803394
is it that you really want?
>>67803407
It's going to be something by the like of this
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
The last 3 matches of today are going to shuffled in there somewhere. Stepanek - Murray (2) might throw off the schedule because it's of high interest.
>>67803445
I just want for all of this... to be over.
>>67803455
They just updated it when i posted, lel.
Penises
11:00 Melzer - Bedene
11:00 Pospisil - Berdych (7)
11:00 Jaziri - Mayer
11:00 Estrella - Marchenko
11:00 Coric - Fritz
11:00 Tomic (20) - Baker
12:30 Fabbiano - Lopez (21)
12:30 Stepanek - Murray (2)
12:30 Bagnis - de Schepper
12:30 Cuevas (25) - Kamke
12:30 Ilhan - Darcis
12:30 Cervantes-Huegun - Thiem (13)
12:30 Nadal (4) - Groth
12:30 Chung - Halys
12:30 Carreno-Busta - Delbonis (31)
13:00 Isner (15) - Millman
13:00 Benneteau - Pouille (29)
13:00 De Bakker - Garcia-Lopez
13:30 Djokovic (1) - Lu
14:00 Sousa (26) - Dzumhur
14:30 Muller - Baghdatis
14:30 Seppi - Gulbis
14:30 Almagro - Kohlschreiber (24)
14:30 Ram - Vesely
14:30 Granollers-Pujol - Fognini (32)
14:30 Mahut - Berankis
14:30 Tursunov - Bautista-Agut (14)
15:30 Struff - Tsonga (6)
16:00 Lorenzi - Berlocq
16:00 Zverev - Herbert
16:00 Anderson (18) - Robert
16:00 Istomin - Monaco
16:00 Ferrer (11) - Donskoy
16:00 Mathieu - Giraldo
17:00 Goffin (12) - Barrere
Vaginas
11:00 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Siniakova
11:00 Siegemund - Bouchard
11:00 Maria - Jankovic (23)
11:00 Cornet - Flipkens
11:00 Kerber (3) - Bertens
11:00 Zheng - Cibulkova (22)
11:00 Rodionova - Konjuh
11:00 Wang - Andrianjafitrimo
11:00 Schiavone - Mladenovic (26)
11:00 Crawford - Babos
12:30 Soler-Espinosa - Bacsinszky (8)
12:30 Zhang - Voskoboeva
12:30 Stosur (21) - Doi
13:00 Chirico - Davis
13:00 Makarova (27) - Lepchenko
13:00 Friedsam - Kasatkina (29)
13:00 Lim - Giorgi
14:00 Williams (9) - Kontaveit
14:30 Soylu - Razzano
14:30 Sevastova - Vickery
14:30 Vekic - Keys (15)
14:30 Gavrilova - Duque-Marino
14:30 Dodin - Ivanovic (14)
15:00 Nara - Allertova
15:30 Knapp - Azarenka (5)
16:30 Svitolina (18) - Cirstea
16:30 Falconi - Barthel
16:30 Puig - Govortsova
16:30 Konta (20) - Goerges
16:30 Putintseva - Wozniak
16:30 Petkovic (28) - Robson
16:30 Townsend - Hesse
16:30 Pereira - Pliskova
17:30 Williams (1) - Rybarikova
18:00 Niculescu (31) - Parmentier
Eurosport is such a comfy channel
>>67803465
she's the latest in technology
almost metology
but she has a heart of stone.
she has an 'IQ of 1001
>>67803502
King of Clay hype!
are they back on proper schedule? have they made up for the time lost on day 1 and day 2?
If you want free money pile it on Berdych. Pospisil has never won a tour level match on clay. So 3-0
>>67803502
bet against tomic, literally free money
>>67803531
After tomorrow they should be.
>>67803698
noice
>>>>67803740
Rain comes back at thursday tho. Could get ugly again.
>>67802451
dont you have goats to fuck somewhere Mohammed?
>>67803764
i just hope the final doesn't get pushed
Fug, looks like I missed a fun match.
Oh well.
I'll watch tennis all day tomorrow.
If only I didn't have to watch it on motherfucking eurosport.
>>67803800
Eurosport is GOAT channel
>>67803800
Here on Brazil there is only a single channel available on TV. Don't complain.
>>67803873
? how
>>67803857
>switching to cycling instead of tennis
>showing women's tennis when there are men playing
>sound fucking shit and delayed or just keeps dying
>ads that most of the time make you miss first points
Eurosport is fucking putrid garbage.
>>67803873
Isn't that because ESPN lost the rights!
>>67803910
Sorry I meant Eurosport Player
>>67803910
best greece. I let go of your personel debt.
>>67803857
so you admit that Game, set, Mats is based?
>>67803946
Well, it's pretty good. I like Mats's personality but I dislike some of his opinions. Babsi is a high test queen so I like her.
>>67803910
>comfy commercials for Gazprom with beautiful classical music playing
>eastern European tourist ministries trying to outspend each other for the nicest ads
>"Romania, land of happiness and sunshine and not vampires and gypsies"
>comfy paternalistic British men softly commentating
In my childhood I used to run home to watch Eurosport on our TV before my brother came home, (he always wanted to watch Dragonball Z or some shit like that).
I remember watching Safin vs Federer in their AO 2005 semifinal and falling in love with tennis
I remember watching snooker
Hmm, I might have wasted my life away when my best child hood memories are of watching sports, oh well, it's too late now anyway.
My point here is that I fucking love Eurosport
>>67804037
>mfw dat Baghdatis run to the final of AO06
>mfw witnessing it all through Eurosport
dem memories
>>67804037
>Hmm, I might have wasted my life away when my best child hood memories are of watching sports, oh well, it's too late now anyway.
stop it... don't follow this memory. I've played football for 14 years and I'm pretty good with it.
You can, when you're talented enough. It's just that you have to give up your life. wanna perfectly take a pass from your friend? this needs 20 hours practice... no shit.
>>67803919
Yes, this new channel that holds it is rubbish.
>>67803879
there are no options, there's the main feed and that's it.
>>67804161
i'm probably misunderstanding but are you saying that there is only one sports channel in Brazil or that there is only ONE channel overall?
>>67804112
>stop it... don't follow this memory
I was talking more about my life in general. I played a few different sports in my childhood. Football, handball, tennis and table tennis
Never really had any illusions about becoming a pro though
>>67804078
>Baghdatis vs Agassi playing in US open 2006
>Agassi's last pro tournament
>fifth set
>both of them are injured/tired
>both still keep hitting crazy winners
>Agassi finally wins, prolonging his career for one more match
>>67804037
I too have some good memories with eurosport as a kid, back when it was on free tv. Remember watching comfy winter sports and snooker. Not really a big part of my childhood but good times that I still remember.
Still, that doesn't mean that their coverage of rg is not bad. It's really fucking bad.
>>67804112
I tell what I went through.
I was drilled to pass between 4 sticks to 4 persons , playing it directly back to the deliverer.
I was drilled to head every shit ball into the goal , or else....
>>67804195
I was drilled when I let down the ball once...
4 times up was laughable
I shot from 30m on the goal and when the goalie could hold it I had to play with kids.
>>67804188
>Remember watching comfy winter sports
kek, a Greek kid watching winter sports, I guess you watched it for the exotic feel?
>Still, that doesn't mean that their coverage of rg is not bad. It's really fucking bad.
I believe you Greek bro.On sunday Kyrgios literally hit a tweener while there were in split screen playing an irrelevant women who double faults on match point
you fucking faggots think it's fun but in reality it's torture.
today i can hold up the ball 100fucking times and kill everyone technically.
Can we dispel with this fiction that Stephanek didn't know what he was doing. He knew exactly what he was doing.
>>67803502
>murray
>nadal
>chung
>zverev
>de bakker
>bertens
>svitolina
>>67804217
Actually, I really like winter sports.
Also love the cold and snow although it pretty much never snows here or just very lightly for a day or so.
Don't like the summer much and hate how hot it gets here.
Born in the wrong country as far as weather preferences goes. And a few other things. Like the denbts :DDD.
>>67804172
There are various sports channels of course, but the specific channel that holds the rights for RG has only one feed.
Holy fuck, what happened with Murray on those two first sets?
>>67808384
SCAM happened
>>67803873
how do you even get a signal in your mudhut?
>>67803502
>12:30 Nadal (4) - Groth
feeling a BIG UPSET from BIG SERVIN' tomorrow
>>67812452
Yeah, our boy Groth's got a good chance
Don't die because of apehoop spam.
Good fucking morning!
>>67814202
Good morning
>>67814338
>no bacon
>>67814350
too much hassle.
weather in Paris looking stable. I guess all their rain went to us.
Why did Brian Baker get a wildcard to RG?
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>tfw 02:00
>>67814442
He didn't. He has a protected ranking because he's been out injured for forever.
>>67814202
good morning and fuck I hate being hungover. sorry for loosing my mind yesterday.
get comfy bros
Who's the new Ivanovic so I have a reason to watch this?
>>67814554
watch giorgi. she's better than ivanovic in every way
>>67814554
our girl svitolina
>>67813055
You're losing money. NO way Rafa loses.
Is everyone fucking dead?
kyrgios don't play today?
>>67814932
It hasn't even started
>16:00 Lorenzi - Berlocq
It's like every challenger final ever.
>9 time RG winner and diagnosed autist Rafa Nadal works on his forehand. His uncle beats him severely every time he misses.
>>67814932
Nigga 2 and a half hours left till play commences
>>67814942
Still playing round 1s mate. Djoko hasn't even played.
>>67814976
1 bong m8 not two and a half
>>67814976
Learn timezones senpai
>>67814983
>11:30
>>67814959
88, my German friend.
>>67814976
>brit using the word "nigga"
I'll allow it, since your country is now riddled with sandniggers and regular niggers. Are there any black British tennis players yet? I always confuse Dustin Brown as being a britcunt.
>>67814993
play starts at 11 bongs frogtime
>>67814999
>James Blake
>Donald young
Hell even Agassi and Sampras are black.
Not to mention Serenawinslol
>>67814515
You went full retard yesterday. Never go full retard.
>>67814999
Tennis is an expensive sport, leeching benefit immigrants cant afford it.
kyrGOAT when will he win his first grandslam
>SCAM
>>67815008
You totally missed the "British" part, m8.
>>67815029
But that's racist.
>>67814515
Don't do that shit again. SEETHING at the behaviour.
>>67815030
>a whole alcohol
What? But yeah, 20 beers is quite a lot. Sometimes I will consume a suitcase (24 beers) in a day if I start drinking in the morning.
>>67815031
this year la
>>67815030
>A whole alcohol.
German units
>>67814749
I was kidding lol. The odds before were 1.00 to 77
>>67815042
>>67815051
that's the joke guys
it's like one marijuana
>>67815048
>>67815030
>I'll take what is delusion for £50
>>67815054
Oh I see, it's >German humour time again
>>67815048
I'm so fucking ready for this
>>67815062
>How can I get 11 idiots on a roof
>>67815062
it's a meme dickweed, used on other boards as well
I'm a bit afraid for Muzza tßh. If he starts like he did yesterday it ogre.
>>67815074
RELAX. EBAM always prevails.
>>67815073
What the fuck? No it isn't
Daily reminder that uncle Toni is as good as a slave master. Working a cute shy autist like Rafa to death.
"Uncle why must I hit this apple over this net so many times" pleads Rafa.
Tony just cracks his whip again.
>>67815090
I think you're still drunk, Hans.
>>67815090
Fuck off to your degenerate board
>>67815097
>>67815098
>>>/reddit/
>>67815090
>hejj guys I'm german I'm so funny xDDD
>I'm sooo drunk hahaha
>please give me attention
please fuck off
More peach-furry Hantuchova's please?
>>67815112
>look I'm swiss hehehe
>mirka right guys hahaha what a cow hihihi
>n-no federgoat this year, sad r-right r-r-ight?
faggot medpack
>>67815102
Pmsl that you're not /r/ tennis. Missing out lid.
>>67815127
Can you leave. You're leaking again Hans. Remember what your psychologist told you? Run away when you can't control your autism.
Slightly updated schedule:
Men
11:00 Melzer - Bedene
11:00 Pospisil - Berdych (7)
11:00 Jaziri - Mayer
11:00 Estrella - Marchenko
11:00 Coric - Fritz
11:00 Tomic (20) - Baker
12:30 Fabbiano - Lopez (21)
12:30 Stepanek - Murray (2)
12:30 Cuevas (25) - Kamke
12:30 Ilhan - Darcis
12:30 Cervantes-Huegun - Thiem (13)
12:30 Nadal (4) - Groth
12:30 Chung - Halys
13:00 Isner (15) - Millman
13:00 Benneteau - Pouille (29)
13:00 De Bakker - Garcia-Lopez
13:30 Bagnis - de Schepper
13:30 Carreno-Busta - Delbonis (31)
13:30 Djokovic (1) - Lu
14:00 Sousa (26) - Dzumhur
14:30 Muller - Baghdatis
14:30 Almagro - Kohlschreiber (24)
14:30 Ram - Vesely
14:30 Granollers-Pujol - Fognini (32)
14:30 Mahut - Berankis
14:30 Tursunov - Bautista-Agut (14)
15:30 Struff - Tsonga (6)
15:30 Seppi - Gulbis
16:00 Lorenzi - Berlocq
16:00 Anderson (18) - Robert
16:00 Ferrer (11) - Donskoy
16:00 Mathieu - Giraldo
16:30 Istomin - Monaco
17:00 Goffin (12) - Barrere
17:00 Zverev - Herbert
Women
11:00 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Siniakova
11:00 Siegemund - Bouchard
11:00 Maria - Jankovic (23)
11:00 Cornet - Flipkens
11:00 Kerber (3) - Bertens
11:00 Zheng - Cibulkova (22)
11:00 Rodionova - Konjuh
11:00 Wang - Andrianjafitrimo
11:00 Schiavone - Mladenovic (26)
11:00 Crawford - Babos
12:30 Soler-Espinosa - Bacsinszky (8)
12:30 Zhang - Voskoboeva
12:30 Stosur (21) - Doi
13:00 Chirico - Davis
13:00 Makarova (27) - Lepchenko
13:00 Lim - Giorgi
13:30 Friedsam - Kasatkina (29)
14:00 Williams (9) - Kontaveit
14:30 Soylu - Razzano
14:30 Vekic - Keys (15)
14:30 Dodin - Ivanovic (14)
15:00 Sevastova - Vickery
15:00 Nara - Allertova
15:30 Gavrilova - Duque-Marino
15:30 Knapp - Azarenka (5)
16:30 Svitolina (18) - Cirstea
16:30 Falconi - Barthel
16:30 Puig - Govortsova
16:30 Konta (20) - Goerges
16:30 Putintseva - Wozniak
16:30 Petkovic (28) - Robson
16:30 Townsend - Hesse
17:30 Pereira - Pliskova
17:30 Williams (1) - Rybarikova
18:00 Niculescu (31) - Parmentier
Murray Tsonga and Djokovic on court right now.
>France
>>67815157
>beardick
>SCAM
>roidall
>djoko
>zverev
>bouchard
>carebear
>azarenka
>goerges
>petko
great tennis day desu
>Jim Courier
has kyrgios ever played zverev?
>>67815199
I think they played at the Hopman Cup
"A tennis match is like self hypnosis" - Rafa Nadal
Philosopher.
>cycling at 14:30
eurosport fucks my shit up again
>>67815178
>Briteeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzA8_7X9uLQ
>>67815239
:^)
>>67815157
Fuck at this point I'm not even sure anymore whether the pic is shopped or not
>>67815270
I think that one isn't. It's from another event than this.
>>67815255
Serena is a qt. Some nice music in that video. Made those retards tolerable.
>All commentary channels have women matches again
>>67815296
>not watching kerber unironically
>>67815305
Look it's Sharapova with no talent.
>>67815305
Women need to fuck off from these big events.
>its an unforced errors match
>rank 3 and previous slam winner
>all these empty seats
ded gaem
>>67815305
I can't watch any women match longer than 5 minutes
kiki needs to wear some make up holy shit
>>67815329
I know it's an early women's match but that's embarrassing
>>67815329
kek, there are more people at the Berdshit match
Why the fuck don't Wimbledon and French open have night matches. That's where epics happen. Fucking Frenchies
>>67815339
>people that are willing to pay for travel, tickets, food, hotel to watch these games choose to go to other games
>broadcast this anyway
>>67815350
>muh outdoor summer event
Kerber looses her serve 0-40
It's over guys she's finnished
>>67815360
I get Wimbledon cos tradition and gay shit. But Frenchies have no fucking excuse.
>>67815362
DJOOCY
>>67815367
>Frenchies have no fucking excuse
tradition and shit
>>67815381
REEEEEEEEE
3-1 is the most dangerous lead
>>67815379
any good streaming sites?
Birddick matches are so boring when he's dominating
>>67815360
What does that even mean? You can have night matches at an outdoor summer event.
Is there something missing in bertens face?
How shit is Kerber playing.
>>67815491
she is irritated because bertens is missing eyebrows
>>67815279
>>67815270
this one
>>67815502
>>67815279
>>67815270
>>67815157
>14:30 Mahut - Berankis
I can't believe they put Berankis in top 50. Ranking system in tennis must be completely retarded. He spent months playing in shitty asian Challenger tournaments beating 150-400 ranked players and somehow those tourneys give you enough points to boost your ranking. He always shits the bed against top 100 players so I'll enjoy watching him get rekt.
Seems legit
>>67815296
ITV 4 has Bedene-Melzer
>>67815522
pre manjaw genie > current genie
masha > any genie
popsicles btfo
How high are the chances for kiki to win this?
