>Fri. 5/20
DC United @ Philly Union, 7pm FINAL 0-1
>Sat., 5/21
NY Red Bulls @ NYCFC, 3pm
HOU Dynamo @ CHI Fire, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Orlando City, 7:30pm
FC Dallas @ New England, 7:30
Columbus Crew @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Real Salt Lake @ Sporting KC, 8:30
Colorado Rapids @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>Sun, 5/22
Vancouver Whitecaps @ Portland Timbers, 4:30
SJ Earthquakes @ LA Galaxy, 7pm
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
>NWSL Schedule
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?
>>67743351
Ebin
>which side are you on?
less meme side
I was gonna use this one too. But I liked the one with all the teams more
>21 posts early
Absolute autism
>>67743949
Im an attention whore, please give
>(You)
Wish your ban was longer
UNION
N
I
O
N
Who NPSL here?
>>67744064
For what purpose
>>67744064
>tfw most local club is in the ASL which pays players a few hundred dollars per game
Id actually go out to see them but they only play saturdays and thats when i work
>>67743573
Each conference has meme teams, once LA2 and Inter Beckham Miami start is when we will see a critical meme mass
https://m.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/4kae05/portland_timbers_fans_say_timbers_army_chant/
>shag your women
Just when i thought Cascadian supporters couldnt go any lower
NEW YORKKKKKKK CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Are we posting in here or the game thread?
What channel is the game on while the FA Cup match ends?
>Union chokes 2 (two) cup finals
>Palace chokes a cup final
They were made for each other.
>>67748394
It wont start til the FA cup finishes
>>67748386
Game thread of course
>>67748060
>>67748715
Fuck off
>fox first channel
Is NYCFC elite?
>>67748920
LAFC v LAG NYCFC v NYRB on fox every rivalry week for the rest of our lives
>>67748811
Why? No one actaully discusses games in this thread
>Tfw when sheikh terrorism sponsored fc will crash another plane in NYC to make room for a stadium.
>>67749039
Ya we do
is it civil war because mlels is single entity?
>>67749416
>American sports league
ITS HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/garryhayes/status/734081363339534337
>3 threads when this thread was made first.
Is this autism hour for MLS?
I don't watch MLS ever, only have this on because it's after the FA cup final.
Why is the crowd stealing UK song chants?
>>67749671
of the 3, this one was made last.
it's been reported.
>le tiny header man
Based Dax
>>67749927
Dax can suck my dick
who decided playing in Yankee stadium was a good idea?
>>67749799
Fuck off Yuroboo
>taking your trip off
>>67749849
Are you fucking dense?
Look at the OP
>>67743351
>>67735551
>>67748060
Game thread was made last followed by the other thread, last thing we need is a cluster fuck.
>>67749982
What
>>67750005
Bruh check the time again
>>67750063
Who cares this one is more active and has more posts
Good atmosphere
>>67744051
doop
Everyone killing each other
Is it a rivalry if the other team hasn't won a game yet?
>>67750350
fuck off
This game is lacking
>#TFCLive Bench: Bono, Morgan, Perquis, Endoh, Lovitz, Osorio, Hagglund.
Bench: Willis, GarcÃa, Miranda, RodrÃguez, Warner, Anibaba, Manotas
Cubo still with the U23s
>>67749799
what part of FA you from?
>>67750815
>>67750877
Sean Johnson is alive!
>>67750738
>It's another numerous Red Bull players getting murdered episode.
What's the ideal mls for you ? I'm thinking 24 teams comfy rivalries
>New York Shitty
>poor Saunders
NYCFC defense.
>Dead Pigeons
>>67750877
gg on getting De Leeuw I think he's a great fit with the MLS
>who's your daddy.
WHOS YOUR DADDY
Fucking Wright Phillips is the Pigeon Slayer
>GETTING BTFO BY THE ENERGY DRINK ACROSS THE STREET
binks gonna get blacked
>THE SHITTY OF CITY
>NY IS BLUE
LMAOOOOOOOO
Vieira mad
>>Old Folks' Home FC getting BTFO
Hey we have a game thread for this
Use it
NYCFC
>>67751592
kys pham
fucking wondo
MEMEIS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Orozco
>Chandler
FUCKING KLINSMANN
SACK HIM GODDAMMIT
>>67751859
Also
>Kitchen
Fuck this shit
>no Miazga
>>Timmy Chandler
>>67752028
He's played 3 halves of club soccer this year
>no messi in forward
fuck klansman
>no morris
>no gonzalez
>choke-olowski
Klinswoman out
>pink cow dead pidgeon
How many more will Da Bulce score? This feels like a cheeky 5 nil win.
>morris btfo
>>67750738
>Mo babouli
>Canada
KEKED
>faux in charge of not having little talking mice in the booth
>watching mls
But seriously, anyone have gmt of the new York Derby?
>>67752413
Everyone here is from America, why the fuck would we watch a league across the ocean
>>67752478
Because it's better
It's literally the more American thing to do
>>67752520
The more American thing to do would be ignorant of Not America
>>67752520
you sure are one to talk about what or what is not american.
>he's 5'9"
fucking Dax
>>67752520
>Because it's better
Being plastic fucks who support a team that you will probably never go see play a game in person is not in any way better.
Supporting your local team is no doubt the more American thing to do.
>>67752520
>The more american thing to do is watch European Sports
Uhhh, no.
>>67752685
I agree, i dont have a local mls team but will have one
>soon
OH MY LORD AHAHAHHAHAHA
HOLY
FUCK
I'M
SHAKING
>0-5
jesus christ
>kick of the Muyl
Great game
>happy marsch
might be a former goat fuck, but he's not that bad a guy
>This is a rivalry
No this is murder
STOP STOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD
woah nyc lmao
WHERE ARE THE MEMES
>mfw lampard gets a season debut at 7-0 scores and celebrates
>/mls/ wont have to deal with NYCFC fags anymore.
Probably an influx of Bulls posters though.
>>67753038
Oh God please
Please
Please God
>>67753016
On the baseball diamond. Where they're playing soccer.
>>67752478
I watch football from different leagues senpai. And believe it or not the mls is rather entertaining
>mfw I have BWP
Should have captained him but maybe Giovinco will go ham as well.
>>67753038
I got you, what are the chances that he "gets" another injury rulling him out for 5 more months.
>>67753101
Where the football club is playing soccer
Villa wew
>>67753124
>nycfc is on a roll now
>villa guaranteed some goals
Why do I keep falling for this fucking meme. Fuck damn it.
At least I didn't captain him, and my H2H fell for it too.
>>67753121
Most people here watch multiple leagues also, don't listen to that autist
>that glance at pink cow fans with a broad with giant knockers in the middle
also you would think marsch would know more spanish from chivas
>comprende
>I support my soccer fc franchise.
>>67753330
actually my local franchise does sc, but yes.
stream?
>>67749967
Suck my dick, mate
>>67753385
>that flag
>that word
>>67753362
It was on the FA cup channel brother
Here's a utube one
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM-v69MYTh0hr7mi_3JPbaA/live
>>67753016
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/soccer/video-nycfc-red-bulls-fans-clash-yankee-stadium-article-1.2645178?utm_content=buffer1f6da&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=aclayton+twitter
>No one in the stands
Nice "sport"
>>67753545
>home team losing 5-0
nice b8
>0-5
Frank is drowning in a river of blood.
So after today the rivalry pretty much escalted between fans now right?
I'm going to the galaxy quakes game tomorrow
What should I expect?
>>67753756
They are the only ones who are taking this seriously
>>67753756
The rivary is basically how fast can Red Bulls fill shirt orders now.
>>67753802
Traffic. Bad parking
>>67753802
L
A
GALAXY
L
A
GALAXY
L
A
GALAXY
>>67753852
I can expect the bad parking but traffic? It's a Sunday afternoon bro and the stadium holds like 20,000 people. It's not like I'm going to a dodgers or Lakers game.
WE MUCHO TRABAJO NOW
>>67753426
thanks
>>67753978
Don't say I didn't warn you senpai.
>>67753802
>Go early,very early.
It's going to be lots of fun dude.
0 - 6 lmao
>>67753802
goals
>>67754022
Do you know if the usmnt players are going to be there or in Puerto Rico? Like zardes and wondolowski.
Is NYCFC throwing this game?
It's one thing not to defend set pieces.
It's another to IGNORE THEM.
>>67754060
the pr game will be mostly european and mexican leaguers.
the mlels players don't leave until copa america
Alright lads look for fight videos and >hooliganism now
0 - 7
0 - 7 lmao
0 - 7 0 - 7 0 - 7
0 - 7 0 - 7
I can't breathe
>0-7
my sides
>N...Y...C...
>***CLAP***
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>67753588
I don't watch this shitty sport
Saw a picture of the attendence in another thread and decided to laugh at the most pathetic fan base on /sp/, american soccer fans.
What's it like being hated by both Americans and shitty foreigners?
>mfw NYFCF activated my trap card
>>67754302
MLS is the most comfy league in the world. Shame you'll never know that i feel sorry for you.
>NYCFC now has a -6 GD
top kek
> -6 GOAL DIFFERENTIAL
THE SHANTY TOWN OF NEW YORK CITY
LOL
>PigeonFC
Seems about right.
>>67754302
What thread
>>67754347
Comfy? It's the worst league of a shitty sport no one gives a shit about
There is a team named after an energy drink.
You have shitty psuedo european chants that are embarrasing
You have teams called "football clubs" when the league is called major league soccer
Should be relegated to /asp/
>>67754447
bitter ass plastic detected
>>67754302
To be fair that picture was pre-kickoff, even in countries where soccer is the main sport nobody really sits out and watches the players warm up when you could be having another pint in the bar, only tourists and children do it.
The attendance was 35k which isn't too bad for a club that has only existed for like 2 years lol
>>67754447
Have you even been to a game? Maybe you should take a chill pill, have a beer and watch a game live. Then you can form your own opinion instead of spouting memes on a Chinese cartoon forum
https://twitter.com/settingthetable/status/734135655173922816
>>67743351
Union top of the east!
NYCFC btfo!
IE Brah is gay!
hip hip hurray!
Fitting
>>67754566
Are you the same Austrian from yesterday?
What happened to Dallas and DC?
>>67754678
not the same Austrian
8-0?
This is redonk.
>>67754700
Got it. Good to have another Union bro though
>>67754738
I feel like Union have the most fans on /mls/ maybe we should make a strawpoll
>9-0
>7 fucking nil
may as well end this rivalry now because you can never live that down.
>>67754759
It either Union or LA, I can't tell.
>>67754447
i'm not a diehard futbol fan here in mexico, but this is so true, the chants seem so fake and forced, it's stupid, the only way to earn those chants and all the stuff that football is all about is by having a team that is at least 60 or 70 years old, and only south and latin america has that, usa will never give a shit about futbol, you call it soccer for fucks sake.
Drop Lampard and Saunders and get a new DP keeper for NYCFC right now
has villa or pirlo ever lost 7-0 before?
>>67754882
They need a whole new backline
That takes more than 3 dp spots
>>67754843
NYCFC needs to fold.
>>67754759
union really?
that's just because the fags are on top on mls2, when they get exposed they will go back into hiding like always
This whole "Rivalry Week" was set up by the MLS or it's just a schedule coincidence?
>negro managers
not even once
>>67755022
It's planned
It's just something to drive up interest
Is anyone watching any of the other games?
Chicago scored
And has a lead!
I may be a Sounders fan but at least I'll never be a NYCFC fan
>>67755078
wow, that's so plastic, only americans could have come out with something so stupid and unproffesional
I have no idea how one team can be so dysfunctional
Do they give out free red bull at red Bulls games?
Please at least let it be discounted
>>67755168
reminder that our league is not even old enough to drink yet
why is orlando montreal a rivalry
>>67755168
>argentina
>only sport in soccer
>USA
>MLS is 5th most popular
>still higher attendance
>>67754447
>There is a team named after an energy drink.
There's a team named after red bull that's coming into the Bundesliga next season. Is their league shit?
>>67755212
Because Atlanta doesn't exist yet
>>67755168
It gets even worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLS_rivalry_cups
>>67755206
>>67755230
I was being ironic, we have a Rivalry Week too since 2014.
>>67755168
What's wrong with planning Rivalry matches around the same time? Makes for a large amount of exciting games all at one time for viewing pleasure.
It actually has it's roots in college sports. College football teams would generally schedule games against rival schools to end the season, and it has essentially become the norm for most American sports to do that.
>>67755304
ah sorry argiebro, don't follow the argentine league so missed the irony.
>>67755329
There is nothing wrong as long as it follows the schedule
>>67755415
Well it does, it's not like they pick a random week very separate from every other week to do it.
Rivalry games are a great way to test yourself at the end of the year or have a mid-season gut check imo. I like the way American sports handle them.
The Red Bulls win equals the record for the biggest margin in MLS history. The Los Angeles Galaxy beat the Dallas Burn 8-1 in 1998 while Chicago Fire beat the Kansas City Wizards 7-0 in 2001.
>>67755985
both of which came back during the formational years of MLS
so what does it say when you get walloped that bad NOW
>>67755985
Wow that was truly a beatdown. NYC fans should be ashamed
>>67756035
I'll find out soon. About to hunt down butthurt on twitter and reddit
>the atomic ant
Comments on that "hooligan" video
>Only 5 minutes left for the Crew to find a way to fuck this up
>my feet hurt
>>67743351
Game highlights anywhere?
>>67756882
>the Red Bulls are not better than us
You literally can't lose 7-0 to an inferior team, it doesn't happen
>>67756882
wow
>>67756939
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/21/highlights-new-york-city-fc-vs-new-york-red-bulls-may-21-2016?autoplay=true
I'd think the league would want people to forget this happened.
>>67757026
Found some other delusion like that elsewhere, I just can't find it now.
>Houston losing to Chicago
Just fucking give Coyle the boot and put in Wade Barret.
>>67756939
Mlssoccer.com has every games highlights.
>>67757121
>>67757089
Thank you
>>67757026
>>67757068
Enjoy
Why are new York soccer fans such try hards?
>>67757250
Lack of hardware
>>67757224
#ayyyyylmao
>>67754507
Based IE Brah with the elite truth bombs >>67754892
prob not
https://streamable.com/rjgx
Lampard getting booed
>>67757301
>Lapmard
NASL thread because janitors aren't deleting extras today:
>>67757256
>>67757256
>>67757256
>>67757347
>nasl thread
>>67757388
Yep.
orlando down 2-0 in the 64th.
come back 2-2 93rd.
calling it
>>67757584
am i the only one who's entertained by this?
>>67757674
Nah
:(
that's enough fucking plebbitards
http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/05/21/usa-copa-america-roster-klinsmann-pulisic-morris-guzan-howard-usmnt
>no morris
What the actual fuck that guy is mexico kryptonite and hes been good in MLS. At least he's taking bobby wood but morris is clinical. How klinsmann keeps making awful personnel decisions and getting away with it I will not know.
Why am I an Orlando fan? We fucking suck.
>>67757224
>dat quacks butthurt smell.
>>67757897
Honestly, for what reason would I be butthurt?
>>67757815
>#WEAREHOOLIGANS
>>67757910
>Galaxy whoop ass on scum jose history.
Oh those memories.
>>67757954
gorillas in the mist
>>67756882
>They just have the belief that they will win
kek, I thought the 'I BELIEVE' thing was just a meme.
Does the real salt lake even have fans?
>"we" suck
>Larin and Higuita will be sold soon
just fuck my shit up fampai
>>67757815
>nycfc fans playing the victim
Thank you based /mls/ for blowing out redditor mls fans
>>67757815
Literally cant handle the banter. these people are the worst
https://twitter.com/sunday_sports/status/734154576165777408
>>67749542
Do you support red bull still?
>>67757891
>memeis
>good
No left foot and he's been average. Good decision to leave him off as well as Nguyen
I want to watch the MLS but jesus christ the reffing in these games is so awful and inconsistent. I just watched some guy dive when he got bumped into and a flag almost went the other way
>>67758316
>this statement isnt made for every league in the world
Larin is fucking GOAT
>>67757815
>redshit & MLS
kys
I'll be sad when Larin is gone.
>>67758316
While the reffing is pretty bad in MLS bad calls happen every week in every league, people just look for any reason they can to justify why they shouldnt watch MLS... As i tell everyone hop on the meme before you become another nycfc pleb who hops on the casual bandwagon and makes an ass of himself and gets shit posted
>>67758420
I should. I have this sick obsession with NYCFC fans.
Is skc vs rsl the only real rivalry in mls? Involves players that actually don't like each other rather than relying on muh geography
>>67758695
Montreal vs Toronto, DC vs Red Bulls, and San Jose vs LA aren't real?
>>67758735
Do they have reasons for being rivalries other than location?
>>67758778
DC/Red Bulls that epic shootout (not pen, shootout) series in 1996. SJ/LA... come on now, if you're in this thread you should know.
