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England 298
Sri Lanka 91 & 2/77 (19 ov, follow on)
first for fatshit
>>67738051
My elite truthbombs really rattle you don't they.
And what is with this charade of pretending not to be yourself? I get that you don't want to blog your personal life here anymore, and it's about fucking time. But its honestly fucking hilarious you playing this game when literally everyone knows it is you.
cricket is gay
>>67738101
Those dancers have really bad form
should have checked post number before posting it 2bh
email is [email protected]
password is zerogoose
try not to get banned too quickly or flood them with shitposts
Our endgame is to get Jimmy Neesham to do an AMA here
Will South Africa survive the Boland?
>>67738101
Which memePL team even is that uniform
>>67738165
PSL lad
>>67738130
Why Jimmy Neesham?
>>67738165
It's the Pakistan meme league which makes it even funnier.
>>67738144
Boland would be much better if he was from NSW.
>>67738185
Daniel's obsessed, he sees his own mediocrity reflected in him
>>67738185
He's the only person who I can imagine actually doing it. Could try and get someone better but would be a long shot
I actually prefer Ellyse over Holly these days and i was strongly pro Holly
Fuck lads Cheatle doesn't have twitter I cant post krazykrejza's opinions of her at her.
>>67738216
based threadcunt, seen any faces today lad?
Might get a frozen coke lads
>>67738207
Daniel is literally seething right now. I've exposed him yet AGAIN.
>>67738232
Na just some warped stars and i forgot half the day tbqh
>>67738216
This 2bh
>>67738216
I actually assumed you were pro-Ellyse and it was part of your masterplan to turn everyone against Holly by spamming those awful pictures of her.
guys followers already
>>67738210
If >we target a bunch of cricketers eventually one might do it. We need to make a list of cricketers who are active enough but don't have a very huge following so that they don't ignore our spam messages.
Something like this might save /cric/ from itself. Lets do it lads.
>>67738300
You lead the way bro I don't know how to use this meme website
>>67738071
Why aren't we just asking him if he'll do it for real?
Just woke up lads
>>67738295
What's the @ handle so I can follow?
>>67738230
she does have fb though la
>>67738423
just in time to watch the moon rise lad
when the FUCK is the game restarting
>>67738449
@4chancricket
makes us sound like a respectable news source 2bh
rate my gf pals
>>67738472
Yeah but fb isn't anonymous
She also has insta but you get a bit lost in a blur on there, and your account is technically linked to fb (though I don't think they can see that)
>>67738474
It's not. Raining again.
>>67738489
bit young lad
Why can't they stop the rain?
>>67738484
>@4chancricket
Hmmm, Great handle, think I might just bookmark it, rather than following with my actual faggot twitter account.
We really should be making suggestions for polite enquiries as well, Kimber and Dobell normally pick a handful of comedy gold/mental ones every day
>>67738553
"Is Shane Warne related to David Warner", unironically
>>67738553
Why the fuck did they make it #poliTEENquires?
>>67738546
Nah bro follow it we won't dox you promise
>>67738553
Post away lad*, the deets are up there >>67738130
*not actually a lad obviously haha that's just how we speak here :)
>>67738571
I was thinking this but we want something they'll actually post
PS who made the annex yorkshire tweet? Nice idea but you're using the word annex incorrectly you illiterate fuckwit
Whens our birthday lads?
You fuckwits have murdered the meaning of annex and changed the image twice. This should end well.
>>67738657
Same day it is every year, you spoon.
>>67738657
Next year m8
>>67738657
today is my birthday lads
>tagging all the cricketers in the shitposts
holy fuck my sides
I hope some of them notice
>>67738657
Its actually my birthday in 15 minutes
fucking freshcunts
>>67738735
>dewgirl
>naming yourself after the reason you're complaining
its worrying that 4chanCricket sounds significantly more authentic than 90% of media outlets online
>>67738735
Ask her if she'll be taking the covers off later.
Could DewGirl99 be /cric/'s new queen?
>>67738780
>somerset
good taste
>>67738789
>looking at her hat
kek, ur a fag m8
Are women cricket players the most attractive sports women?
Hahaha holy shit who was this?
>>67738803
They're actually some of the least attractive. But the few that are moderately decent get tons of bonus points for watching our sport.
>>67738817
fucking hell lad
>>67738825
B-b-but the qt in the op
>>67738950
>not knowing who that is
kys casual
If you think cricket women are the hottest sports players you should KYS.
>>67738988
you should lube yourself?
ill peg you, say the word ;)
now I feel bad
>>67738988
The English ones are. The Australian girls are rats, most of them.
>>67739058
kek
KEK
K E K
How is this posssible?
>>67739125
if you follow a ton of people or follow people with high follower counts youll get a ton of randoms follow you
>>67739002
...How did you come to that conclusion? Seriously? At what point during that sentence did you think that I was keen to get pegged? Jesus christ you should grow up, most of us have gotten over our pegging phase once we turned 25.
>>67739072
Hmmm i can't decide/tell. I do know that the kiwi ones are fucking horrific though, and the one I went to school with loves a good tongue lashing from the fairer sex.
>>67739205
>once we turned 25.
BASED 3RD KIWI
A
S
E
D
Are we back on?
Just followed @Reddit_Cricket lads. Jarod Kimber is a follower as well, always knew he was reddit as fuck.
>tfw /cric/ gave me the hookup on bet365
Cheers lads. They really don't care about cricket at all. Free money as fuck.
>>67739251
faggot
>>67739294
>>67739292
Welcome lad. They are particularly bad with test matches not involving Australia. I made literally thousands out of INDvSA and NZvSL.
I only staked $100 on this game though because I wasnt sure about the weather.
>>67739226
Haha I literally am Based 3rd Kiwi, well guessed friendo.
>>67739423
hows the missus lad?
>>67739445
>Hong Kong
the fuck?
>>67739455
She's good! I'm just waiting for her to come back from her boyfriends.
>>67739445
>>67739445
doxing all you cunts right now lmao
>>67739481
Mark Chapman is lurking m8.
>>67739512
let me guess. Sudanese exchange student?
Allah smiles on this man
>>67739445
doxing time, let's see what you shitposting cunts look like
Who /englandsbravemoeenali/ here?
hmm, who is this? jynn? no, i don't think so. she lives in the south west
>>67739815
>implying that's not my VPN server
>>67739815
nope not me, in Plymouth at the mo
>>67739855
is this you?
>>67739886
yeah m8
>>67739886
SHUT IT DOWN
THEY KNOW
>>67739886
>Living in Balmain
What a snooty cunt.
>>67739815
>>67739886
Great 'dox' hackerboy.
>>67739984
it's phase one, poo man
i am in the process of finding out the occupants of these IP addresses and cross referencing them with my own psychological profiles of the people in these threads
i looked up the indian IP though and it was an alley covered in shit though so i'll leave that one out
>muh thieves
>>67734089
Sozza mate just saw this. Go Barbados, there are sufficient whites to make you feel comfortable and the nonwhites are extremely well behaved nice people. Associate states are generally better than us independent republics.
>>67739815
>Wigan
time for some wiggling
>>67738817
>based bread
i really want jimmy to get a 5fer in both innings ;_;
>you will never perfect a smugger face than Broad after bowling a decent ball
Why even live?
>>67740041
Because one thing this poomunity needs is more pseudotrips.
>>67738817
>It's an Anderson statpads at home episode
>>67738817
Kek
JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY
BASED FUCKING JIMMY
JIMBO
TYBJ
>>67739205
>implying im 22 yet let alone 25 :D
JIMMY
>people with day 5 tickets
>Jurassic park theme
>sri Lankan batsmen going into the long grass
this explains everything
>>67740216
>tfw the last time you saw a 5 day test was England vs Mediocre Tendies
>>67740216
>people with day 4 tickets
>>>/fa/11308335
>>>/fa/11308335
>>>/fa/11308335
lmao who the fuck did this
>>67740378
neck yourself stance
>fucking bairstow breaking a keeping record
jesus, they should just give it to Jimmy
>>67740539
>the only other keeper to get a hundred, 5 dismissals in both innings (10 dismissals+ in the match) is ABDV
If Bairstow breaks that record i will be fucking fuming!
BASED AS FUCK
Who can stop us?
>ground that has hosted the likes of Gilchrist, Boucher, Dhoni and Flower
>record holder is now Bairstow
>>67740570
when did root and gayle become mates?
>>67740620
Racist.
>>67740620
Root lent him his gf
>>67740652
>implying root isn't the girl
>That pig noise
WTF LOL
[pig noises]
>>67740689
based bumble
>Match Figures: 9-44
I could listen to bumble all day
>>67738082
20 posters
well done OP
>>67740948
Thanks
Is this series somehow more one-sided than AUSvWindies?
Atleast >our roads kept them interested at times and Bravo played a nice innings and the Brathwaites memed
who /prostitution/ here
>>67741001
The Sri Lankan bowling wasn't exactly terrible tbf
This is going to be such a shitty series though. One team is long past its twilight and the other is on the verge of greatness
>>67741022
Proxy off, Mackaycunt
>>67741031
>and the other is on the verge of greatness
...I'm speechless
>less than 2 weeks till the WI/Aus/SA tri-series
It's coming home
>>67741077
literally prove me wrong
(greatness for an english team)
>>67741078
fuck up you stupid bitch
>>67741142
They are the fourth best team in the world. And there is a substantial gap between #1 and #4. So at best they are on the verge of being the 3rd best team in the world.
Oh, so Ben Stokes didn't commit suicide after the t20 final? Thought he would/ should desu
>>67741078
>tfw was going but realised the SA team is shit as is WI and Stralya will walk it
Oh and what happened to Stokes?
England are only playing brown people teams this year, only remotely interesting one will be the tour of India, where the brave EngGODs cement themselves as the best test side on the planet.
>>67741194
If there's a substantial gap why have England won 4 of the last 5 Ashes series?
>>67741022
>that feel when you type escorts in cornwall into google
>that feel when you recognise 3 of them from your facebook
Is it worth ruining their lives for geskerts?
>>67741078
Going to be boring as fuck. Windies are bad anyway and dropped all their best players.
South Africa are finished with 60% quota. Even having ABdV in your team doesn't offset having to carry literal human garbage like Behardien, Phangiso and Parnell.
>you now realise Steyn was LITERALLY dropped to make way for quotas
WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FINN
Fucking bumble
>>67741212
yeh i think with all the problems that have happened with politics in SA that Australia will probably rape us both but with you guys just winning the world t20 (mens and birds) and us falling into irrelevancy the games between SA and WI could be pretty competitive :)
>>67741259
and 5 of the last 7, its been 15 years since Aus won a series in england
>>67741216
>see Sky ad
>"England v Sri Lanka" followed by "England v Pakistan"
>mfw
>bumble grooming children
AUSBROS
Who is this Aussie slag on the Trivago ads?Proper little semen demon.
>>67741294
He did that whole thing once to a woman in the crowd
He was like "Hello to the woman in pink, you there with your dad??"
And the bloke was actually her husband, you could tell he was upset
>>67741288
agreed chap, the current aussie side looks fucking incredible in one day cricket, im not sure its at the 2002-2004 levels yet but its such a young squad that i dont see why they cant surpass it
as i said above though, the WI v SA games should be nice and competitive, hopefully we can actually raise our game against you boys and make it a fun tournament
>>67741259
In the last decade Australia have won 13 Test matches.
In the last decade England have won 11 Test matches.
>>67741194
Literally who are the better teams? Obviously Australia, but you cannot tell me that you unironically think fucking Pakistan are better. India would lose to England at home too.
>>67741357
https://twitter.com/trivago
Ask them.
>>67741357
my gf
>>67741350
Then it's Bangladesh and after that India.Then we've got to wait until July-August for SA at home.
>>67741397
Pakistan literally beat England less than 9 months ago. Pakistan will lose when they tour though.
Both are about the same and the rankings reflect this.
>>67741379
thats a little inflated though by the 2 x 5:0 whitewashes, considering england have won 5 of the last 7 series' that means aus have won 5 matches in those other 5 series, and there has been a couple of tests where weather has saved aus as well (although thats kind of a mute point in tests)
It would have been absolute banter if england had won 5:0 in 2013 only to lose 5:0 6 months later :)
>>67741464
Pakistan in the UAE where they beat everyone. They're a thoroughly mediocre team everywhere else
>>67741443
>sri lelka
>matchfixistan
>bungledesh
ecb choosing wisely in an olympic year
>>67741502
And the current English team would be mediocre in Asia and Australia (as they were). The age of Swanny and Monty is over. Osama bin laden may aswell be Englands spinner now. Moeen is fucking awful.
Australia are the best team because they are the ONLY team with good batting, good fast bowling and a good spinner.
>>67741485
You call it inflated I call it a trend. Australia are consistently better than England at cricket largely because they much more ruthlessly deal with shit opponents.
On the current rankings England: beat Australia, beat India and beat South Africa away. You'd think that should make them no1. But then you remember >5-0. Then you remember that they unironically failed to beat the Tendies (this cost them massive points). Then you remember they lost at home to Sri Lanka.
>>67741574
>Australia
>good spinner
stupid weeb
2am sat night watching eng v sri lanka meaningless test match
>>67741764
First, it's 12am. Second, I have money on it. I find that I can watch literally any cricket no matter how little I care if I have money on it
>>67741763
>>67741701
Lyon's significantly better than he was in 2013/4
>Shpock
>>67741795
post slip then anon cus i don't believe you at all
>>67741869
Would Zampa get in the current test team?
>>67741910
He's more of a t20 bowler at this point, but he's definitely a contender once Lyon gets injured or whatever
FINN FINN FINN FINN FINN FINN FINN FINN
FINN-ISH HIM!
This Shit Lankan tail could actually be the worst of all time
>>67739815
Think that was me desu, I live vaguely near it and the router at this flat keeps on giving me random IPs
can't skin the finn
>tfw Jimmy going in for his second FWH
DOUBLE MICHELLE
OHHHHH JIMMY JIMMY
Too dominant.
>test cricket finally comes back
>done already
Blown the fuck out
>>67742222
fuck
Fuck lads what am I supposed to do tomorrow now the test is finished
>>67742276
Watch anime
>>67742276
swiss football league is tomorrow
>england win by an innings and 88 runs
reminder australia only bettered this score by 10 runs in the 4th test last year
>Sri Lanka finish the game just in time for the cup final
thank you based based shit cricketers
>>67742286
Haven't watched any since dragon ball z back in the day. Any good ones that aren't egregiously kawaii uguu bullshit?
>>67742140
just checked, it was me pls no ddos i'm in the middle of uni exams
![[Zeonic-Corps]_Mobile_Suit_Gundam_-_43_[640x480_H.264_AAC]_[3B065A89].mkv_snapshot_03.20_[2015.08.29_12.05.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/smRF4vP.jpg "[Zeonic-Corps]_Mobile_Suit_Gundam_-_43_[640x480_H.264_AAC]_[3B065A89].mkv_snapshot_03.20_[2015.08.29_12.05.23].jpg")
>>67742341
Watch the original Gundam series.
>>67742341
One punch man seems to be popular these days
>>67742341
Watch Love Live!
>>67742341
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
It's about giant space wars where millions die and it's fucking great. There isn't any kids in it either
>>67742341
>>67742398
Original Gundam and then Zeta and then VOTOMS. Australia gets obliterated in a massive space war for the bants.
If you want none uguu shit you can't go wrong with the basics. Watch Akira and Cowboy Bebop and go from there.
