gee and heyward take a tumble
trumbo homers vs anglels, ball probably landed where he went to high school
kiermaier slugs a bases-clearing triple vs tiggers
sabathia gets 100th win as stankee
reds and doyers continue to have catastrophic bullpens
arrieta and peavy continue to be their respective selves
ruben tejada pitches the 9th for whatever reason vs dbags
>"Unfortunately, I think he's almost too pitcher-like," Matheny told MLB.com's Jenifer Langosch. "Sometimes you can bring in a guy a little under the radar throwing lollipops up there. Their hitters were having to really concentrate because his arm was good enough."
Happy Felix Day
Ummmm why does clayton appear in every pitcher achievement? Lmao
Can't make it up
>Dodger bullpen is trash
>SF bullpen is elite
-
>Dodgers are mathematically and statistically better than SF
can not make it up
>>67735851
>resd
>110 ER
>>67735826
Why do you always type like a 16 year old negress?
>>67735826
Why doesn't he appear in post season achievements??
>>67735766
Happy Felix gets to bat Felix Day.
He finna hit a dinger with Cano's SSK stick.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15608840/native-americans-say-unbothered-redskins-team-name-washington-post-poll
Literally not racist confirmed. Social cuckstice warriors should prepare for mass suicide
>>67735898
>asked 500 native's from across the country
>sample size
>It's a Matt Cain start episode
Just fuck my scoreboard and win percentage up senpai
Cam everyone just admit that Kershaw is GOAT so we can stop the shitposting. Kershaw is one of the greatest ever..
I said it.
>>67735981
Was there ever any debate?
He's one of the greatest ever. Now he needs to not shit the bed in the post season
Who else home from teh bar and shit faced here??
>>67735991
Why does he shit the bed though? How could you perform at historic best and not be able to get a win against teams you CGSO in regular season?
>>67736053
Having never played in a MLB post season game, I can only speculate. But, the post season has a different kind of pressure to it, a mental battle. "I can make literally zero mistakes, I must hit every single spot every single pitch." And then you give up 4 runs when you were trying to prevent 1.
Or. It's month 8 of an 8 month season. Innings and starts pile up.
What if the Kershaw baby and the Greinke baby grow up and have babies... And it's a male...that's breeding a pitching prodigy. Just imagine. Fuck.
Public Service Announcement: The Sam Adams Nitro IPA is pretty fuckin good.
Yakuu!
>>67736156
How's it stack with other IPAs? Been sampling a few over the last few series.
That SP Beer Camp is bretty decent for a warmer weather baseball comfy.
>>67735981
Kershaw is great.
Arietta is better.
>>67736671
It's kind of creamy feeling, due to it being a nitrus instead of C02. Slight citrus hint, with a good dry hoppy IPA flavor, and boasts a 7.5 abv.
>>67736511
Honkball
>>67736700
Yeah that's sounds like my next pick then. Cheers m8.
>>67737110
It's pretty good, and this is coming from a Seattelite in the IPA capital of the country.
>>67736700
Sounds bretty good
I'll be grabbing some today for the A's and shorks game than, thanks anon.
>>67737605
Pretty good choice my friend. It make for a pretty god damn good pour.
>>67737679
That pic is comfy as hell and I'm jelly breh.
I'll be in on that SA for the one O's-Angels afternoon game. Might have to go to the next town for it, but I'm all for it.
Nice that westies are still up ITT this time of mornin.
>>67737783
Too loaded to hit the sack right now, it's netflix and more drink time of the night
Well, to whatever real niggas up at real nigga hours, cheers to our teams, since I know we probably aren't bitter rivals. Yet.
Toast to a TrumBomb off a pitcher the Halos got for him 2 years ago.
Go
Mariners!
>>67737947
I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop with this this rotation... but I might be ready to Stop Worrying and Accept the O's are Good.
2nd best record in the MLB as it stands.
So much dinger.
The Red Sox look scary though, may be a fight to the end. They have like six regular starters batting over .300.
>>67738080
You are 1 game behind the Mariners.
>>67738148
wrong bro, check right now
>>67738080
Dude.
I'm hype as fuck for the Memorial Weekend series vs the Red Sox.
It's going to set the stage for June, and will be one hell of a cap to the events of May with the jockeying and what not
>O's until then: Angels, Lastros, Windians
>Sox until then: Windians, Trevor Story's, Blue Memes
The X factor excite as fuck.
>>67738148
err rather in front of.
1 game in front if the Seattle Mariners.
1 game
>>67738196
Corrected my drunk self.
>>67738239
Go to bed bruh
No dishonor bowing out at 6:30 am if ya posting like this
Royals
>>67738345
netflix movie almost over.. I got this
>>67738365
Do you?
Cishek is warming up, man.
>>67738421
Hey man, Id rather 2016 Cishek over 2015 Rodney. No matter how good rodney is doing y fantasy team this season
>>67737947
You didn't warn us.
>>67735912
>self identified natives
No chance this isn't reputable
>>67738646
I knew he'd ruin your'e opening day and he sure as hell did, in a 0-0 game that year. Shame MLB Network didn't cast it for my area.
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
What's it gonna take for you guys to believe the white sox are shit?
>You may only reply to this post if your team is on the cusp of playing .500 baseball
>>67739464
>implying the bankees make the playoffs this or next year
>>67739464
H-here
is it ok to go to ball game alone? I want to watch and eat kettle corn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jIhY5PKFM
tfw your alma mater just got no hit in the QT ball finals
>>67739987
>going to a game with friends
>>67739987
if you go to the game alone buy front row seats in some poorfag section. chances are there will be people with poorfag season tickets you can bullshit with.
Richfag sections tend to be filled with corperatefags who dont watch the game and leave in the 5th inning
>abreu dh
>sands 1b
Well then. Guess Ventura's just trying everything now to stop the free fall.
Windians
>>67740777
trips for truth. i've been in the rich fuck section in front of a job interview, a lady doing crosswords the entire game, and a meeting with a financial advisor. bleachers are best
>>67740777
Baseball confirmed for truly proletariat sporting event. All power to the Bleachers
>>67740777
I prefer base line seats towards the back, closer to the concourse. I'm a beer and food guy.
>>67740729
>>67740777
i have no friends, just want to know if its weird but will probably go anyways
>>67741326
just bring an AM radio and a scorebook. nobody will think you aren't geddy lee
Who /endedateams8gamewinningstreak/ here?
>>67739987
Of course it's okay. Even if someone thinks it's weird who gives a shit. What, are you not allowed to watch baseball unless you have friends? Fuck that
>Cain vs the Cubs
On a scale from "average day for Jake Peavy" to "Playoff Kershaw" how BTFO will he be?
>tfw Bochy will keep giving Peavy starts instead of just giving his spot in the rotation to Suarez
>>67744033
Power Girl mocking SJWs level of BTFO
I wonder if that Brit gave up on baseball
royals white sox
>>67745070
>>67745070
>>67745070
>Bochy will keep starting Peavy because muh veterans
>>67744105
>>67745197
Yeah, we get it
>Still 2 hours until the Yankees play
FUUUUCK, I'm so bored
>Donaldson ejected in Top of 1st inning
>>67746520
This. What the fuck do I do lads?
>>67740827
hassciencegonetoofar.jpg
YANKEES SUCK
Yankee-bros Refsnyder is making his forst 2016 appearance today starting in RF.
I hope he does well.
who /lookingatgettingswept/ here?
>muh 8 game winning streak
>Cody Anderson starting in the doubleheader against the White Sox
does this cocksucker Francona want to lose
>>67735867
B A N T Z
A
N
T
Z
>>67735912
>implying there are more than 500 pure indians left in America
>>67739987
i do this all the time
doyer fag here, live 5 minutes from chavez-latrine
I really think players should be able to take certain amphetamines like Adderall. I can say from experience that it doesnt make you a godly player, it just gets the most out of you you could possibly give. I dont think there is anything wrong with that.
You're not artificially inflating your strength or endurance. Your just allowi NV yourself to really lock in every pitch. I just don't understand the problem there.
>>67745068
probably at the pub watching dive grass cup games with his blokes
>>67747785
well it doesn't matter if you have a problem with it or not because its unenforceable
>>67747785
Drugs are bad mkay and amphetamines are controlled substances and illegal without prescription
>>67748034
Thats a different argument
game is in one hour but im hungry right now. wat do
>>67748271
Might as well kill yourself.
>>67748332
but we /firstplace/
I really hope Mike Leake doesn't suck today.
Is it bad that when i type "Mike Leake" in my phone the next two words it recommends are "fucking" and "sucks"?
>>67748374
But for how long?
>>67748172
Not really. The argument is whether amphetamines should be allowed in sports, and they shouldn't. But amphetamines only stay in your system for a few days at most anyways so it doesn't really matter because you won't get caught most likely, but I don't know the specifics of MLB drug testing
>>67748495
[spoiler]forever[/spoiler]
>>67738080
We're looking so good, can anyone stop us?!?
>>67748332
Keked hard
Almost game time lads
>>67746818
>RF
Hopefully he doesn't shit the bed defensively
>>67749527
I'll be there on wednesday to watch them get btfo by the chubbies. It gon be lit senpai
>>67749527
Holy Christ, my nose is bleeding from here.
>>67749565
That's what he was originally and he has the arm for it.
It's the infield where he struggles.
I'm more worried about his offensive production.
If he can show he's more reliable than Ackley or Headley he'll hopefully get more playtime.
>>67749594
>paying a stupid amount of money for tickets
>>67749594
I'm actually up higher than that, I should've just sat in the bleachers
1. Dbacks
90001. Everyone else
>>67749594
Looks like second level, not bad seats, you can see the game and whole field easily an perfectly fine. I've been in the highest deck at Oakland Coliseum before and it felt like you were straight above the field having to look down. Now that's a nosebleed
Is there anything more adorable than a fat Korean pinch hitter rounding the basepaths?
You know there isn't so why doesn't your team have one?
>>67749766
Pretty accurate desu
>>67749766
The Dbacks jerseys are almost unbelievably bad. Think about all of the people who had to approve that probably. The madmen actually did it
>>67749870
It was probably one to two people who approved it and all the people who worked for him (them) were shocked and felt really bad
>>67749825
Only someone from Seattle would say something this gay and unrelated to baseball
I've literally lost 10 diamond dynasty games in a row.
For some reason my hitting has been shit even though I get good timing and hit it in the middle of the bat.
Then lag hits the moment I press x or square and then "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL pop up!!!"
The connection is fucking shit. I hope San Diego Studios gets better servers or I hope it burns to the ground
>>67747332
It blows but I get why they're doing it. Other options are either calling up Ryan Merritt to make his MLB debut (two rookie starters in a doubleheader) or Tomlin going on short rest.
Maybe with Anderson knowing he's getting sent back down after no matter what he'll pitch looser.
>>67749964
no homo
where can I see hitter stats with risp?
mariners reds
>>67750931
>>67750931
>>67750931
>>67750940
goatse.cx
https://twitter.com/MLBGIFs/status/734115987574775808
>whos fans
>>67751345
That's not even all of it, before that he almost fell onto the field before another fan had to literally pull his ass back in
>>67749766
>forgetting those brown and yellow things the padres occasionally wear (including yesterday)
help
happ and the jays are stuck in minnesota
pls send left handed pitchers thx
>>67749809
It's understandable to go for nosebleeds in Oakland though, as its the only place where you don't smell the shit flooding the dugouts on a weekly basis
Gene Woodling > Ted Williams.
Let's do the math:
Woodling - 5 Rings
Williams - 0 Rings
>inb4 muh OPS from autistic statfags.
>be on facebook
>look on Cubs facebook page
>See Cubs posted lineup
>leave comment saying "Any lineup without Heyward is the best lineup"
>every fucking body and their grandmother is triggered by this
What have I done to deserve this?
What did I do to deserve this?
Lonnie Smith > Barry Bonds
Lonnie - 3 Rings with 3 different teams.
Barry - 0 Rings
>muh HR
Houston gib AJ Reed pls
>>67752424
He was the strike out king in Atlanta so you aren't wrong anon
>>67752568
I know, but everyone is trying to jump up my ass about commenting how I liked him not being in the lineup. I don't like that he got hurt, but as long as he is out of the lineup the Cubs are just a better team.
Holy fuck Maybin is on fire
>since getting internationally embarrassed on live television the blow gays have gone 2-5
>"it'll light a fire under their asses, just watch!" they said
o I am laffin
>>67752669
The problem starts and ends there. If you're doing anything besides sucking minority cock or praising women then you're a villain
>this Phillies game
>losing to the twinks
Why don't teams just sign players without knees? They'd get walked everytime and never lose
ook
>>67753805
How would a player with no knees pass a physical?
>>67753805
>>67753853
Any alternative team versions of this?
>>67753286
>hubby
>>67753883
ask the Astros
>>67753805
>intentionally walk him
>any hitter after him won't be able to pass him on the basepaths
>a double hit to the gap can be thrown back to second base before the no knees even gets half way there
>>67753883
Pull themselves by their arms on the ground
>>67754040
>What is a pinch runner?
Franklin Gutierrez just hit a 473 foot dinger
>resd
>>67753286
What a stupid cunt. Fuck her. Umpires are worse than 4chan janitors when it comes to abusing power sometimes
I can't wait for a certain Pilates Studio near Chicago to get a subpoena to produce a client list.
>new rules next season could include raising the strike zone to above the batter's knee and automatic issued intentional walks
This is a joke right
>>67754040
Just have nothing but players with no knees I mean. Literally infinite runs. The most dominant sports team in the history of the world
KIERMAIER DED
>>67754148
The day that happens is the day the White Sux, Chicago's eternal 2nd baseball team beats the Cubs, always and forever the team of baseball for Chicago in attendance.
NEVER EVER
>>67754171
>>67753805
just find a pitcher who can pitch like this for guaranteed strikes
if the no knees guys even makes contact with it they probably wont get it past the infield
Iglesias needs to kill himself
PEOPLE GO FROM DAYS FROM GETTING RELEASED TO THROWING NO HITTERS AND WINNING CY YOUNGS ALL THE TIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOUR ALL JUST UNMOTIVATED, UNFOCUSED PIECES OF SHIT. I DO MY PILATES FOR 25 MINUTES BEFORE EACH OF MY STARTS AND I GO OUT THERE DETERMINED TO PUT MY TEAM IN A POSITION TO WN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU PIG
>Maybin
>Not elite
>tigers pitching
inevitable dingers
>>67754472
He wasn't released he was traded
>>67754405
what the fuck happened since last year
>>67754610
At least he's getting tons of run support
McCann js the greatest center of all-time
>>67754744
>center
>>67754780
catcher********************
>>67754301
The sox fans showed up today at their ball park. I didn't see any at wrigley today :^)
>>67754839
Fucking hell. This is why I cringe whenever I see an outfielder dive like that. I remember Hideki Matsui doing the same thing once.
>>67754869
That's because the Cubs are on the road.
Joe Kelly at 95 pitches. Will the Sox leave him in or will they pull him? No hitter through 6.
Mrs. Met has a nice ass
>>67754933
*woosh
Saw a guy in an Orioles cap and jersey when on my way home on the subway escalator going the other way.
He saw my Cubs hoodie and gave me a thumbs up. I mouthed "Dat Bird" at him and we both grinned for a few seconds before the escalators separated us.
Was a shame that we were going opposite ways or I would've tried to talk to him.
You AL birds are pretty cool, unlike those horrible ones in our division.
based fulmer
Damn this nigga is dealing
>>67752424
>even the Facebook admin is triggered
Kek
>>67752424
Clayton, you are a true instigator.
Heyward haters are scrubs but it was pretty funny to see everyone lose their shit.
MCCANN
C
C
A
N
N
Just wanted to repost
Top MLB memes right now
1. > Reddick
2. Pilates
3. Bawwtista
4. WHERE'S MY RING
5. 6 aces
6. Who?
7. Kershaw GOAT
8. Even year
9. >Harvey
Fulmer getting this W
Oh shit
>>67755532
>>67755532
>Bawwtista not number 1
>Kershaw being GOAT is a meme
>No >Rags
>>67753805
>without knees
>walk
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM FUCK THIS SHIT KILL MEE
>>67755715
They are supposed to be shit. We warned you. It's May we all said. You faggots didn't listen.
>>67755532
WHERES
Just Dingers
K I T T Y
H I T T Y N G
>>67755829
WALL
>>67755829
RING
>>67755860
build
Is bruce harper allowed to masturbate or even be around girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQFZISanlo
no homo but if it came down to it
i would let Harper fuck me over Trout
mostly because of his nice hair and his teeth make me think he's a nipple nibbler, which I kinda like anyway
i had a dream that i met Harper and he told me to strip and put on the jersey he was choked in
he bent me over while i wore it and he choked me good, he also gave some donkey punches
seeing that that jersey is for sale, i would buy it just to fap in it desu
>>67756164
Jesus anon
>>67756164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9_mxvP1K0
>>67756164
>BryBry will never nibble your elbows
Feels bad man
>>67756164
go dodgers!
>>67755860
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>Tigers Bullpen
>>67756164
You're gay my dude
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67756319
no, it was just a dream
i've dreamt lots of crazy things in my life bruh
>destructlet tiggers
kill me
>>67756375
Even your dreams tell you that you're gay. Just accept it.
>>67756164
You're a faggot
In a gay sex situation, who is the power top and who is the power bottom between Trout and Harper?
>Blow Gays are now in last place and not the Yankees
>>67756779
both tops but trout will let harper take control
>>67755460
You know I expected to see a few comments like that, but I didn't expect literally everybody to go ape shit.
>>67756779
Trout is thicker and Harper is leaner
i easily see Harper doing the work on top while Trout spreads his arse wide, leans his head back and clenches his teeth while he takes every mormon inch
>>67756779
Tough question. I'm pretty sure they'd switch off
BASED Maybin
Lol
>Cameron Maybin's first five games back with the @tigers: 11-17, HR, 2 RBI, 5 R, 4 SB, and one hell of a bat chuck.
>>67756862
Classic banter from the A's tbqh
can I complain about the white sox yet?
>>67756916
>HA HA I TOLD YOU SO /SP/ SEE HOW SHIT MY TEAM IS NOW (WHICH IS STILL IN FIRST PLACE)? PLEASE LOOK AT ME AND HOW MUCH SORROW I AM IN
no
>>67756862
Mariners desu senpai
You may only reply to this post if your team isn't in last place in the American League East
Not so fast Blow Gays """""""fans"""""""
>>67757059
goat pic dude nice
>>67756947
Not that guy but
>going 2-8
>only barely holding on to first place after being 7 games up
>>67749527
Yadi hit his first Homer of the year on my birthday.
Giants vs. Cubs
>>67756666
>>67756666
who can stop us?
>>67757083
normally it would be fine but whos fans acted more distraught when they were actually winning than they are now
its retarded
>>67757140
didn't you hear? the new meme is saying everything about your team sucks and every other team is better
>There have been complaints of violence at an exclusive Chicagoland Pilates Studio
Jake Arrieta, a member within the last year has reportedly been verbally and physically abusive to some of the studio club's other male members.
The well muscled(of course all from dedication, and 25 m of Pilates before a start) thick bearded, cy young winning ace of the Chicago Cubs reportedly propositioned some of the club's younger, more feminine male members of the club for sex at the studio.
Jake was reported to be gentle and caring before and during the sex, but upon reaching coital conclusion, he quickly became irritable and violent with his male lovers.
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!"
"IM NOT A FAGGOT YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"FUCK NIGGERS"
"FUCK YOUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>67757139
no one
>>67757238
Jake would never do this. Delete this post.
>>67757238
>>67757263
>brewhurrs
>the cheese infested shantytown of Milwaukee
Kek
Mets
Let's post factual statements.
I'll start:
>Joe "Cy Young" Kelly is a legitimate Cy Young contending ace and reigning Cy Young champ
BASED
Now time for him to give up 8 runs in his next outing.
>>67755753
Their starting pitching is good. But that can only take them so far.
This offense is complete shit.
mookie betts is unreal
Will the Reds ever win another game?
what a team full of losers, in a shitty fire hazard filled stadium, with a bunch of ACTUAL FAGGOTS AND RETARDS as fans?
>>67757431
those were 2 cheapie homeruns tbqh with you Joe
Classic Green Memester pulling through for us
>ichiro is hitting .333 with 3 strikeouts and 6 walks
>at age 42
>>67757406
The Orioles are in first place
No Windians today
>>67757467
Not for long famalam, see you in a week.
>>67757464
still one of the fastest to 1st as well.
he is the fastest rf dot
>>67757464
What brand of pilates do you think he's on?
no more windians but at least we avoided the no-hitter and then the shutout. small victory plus chicago lost so we didn't lose ground. just need to take one tomorrow, 2 out of 3 isn't bad. but pls fire van berkleo for god sakes. zero adjustments all game
>>67757556
>>67757486
coming for dat ass
>>67757556
You guys have Salazaar pitching tomorrow, right? We got Mr. 117M Grapes, hoping he has a bounce back start after his last one.
Should be a "pitcher's duel."
>>67755262
how scary are the subways where you live swedeanon
>>67757619
I just hope he can contain your offense. While he's been great this year, he loses control quite often and he's walking a lot this year. He might not be so lucky in getting out of jams against you
>>67757053
GUTI GUTI GUTI
>>67757783
Meant to quote>>67757020
>>67757739
Well, we DID leave the bases loaded twice (among like 6 others LOB) so idk he might be able to
>>67757583
desu royals are eternal third place
