>Wed. 5/18
NYCFC @ Toronto FC, 7pm EST
Chicago Fire @ NY Red Bulls, 7:30pm
>Fri. 5/20
DC United @ Philly Union, 7pm
>Sat., 5/21
NY Red Bulls @ NYCFC, 3pm
HOU Dynamo @ CHI Fire, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Orlando City, 7:30pm
FC Dallas @ New England, 7:30
Columbus Crew @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Real Salt Lake @ Sporting KC, 8:30
Colorado Rapids @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>Sun, 5/22
Vancouver Whitecaps @ Portland Timbers, 4:30
SJ Earthquakes @ LA Galaxy, 7pm
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
>NWSL Schedule
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>>67638200
1st for Sounders winning the league.
>>67639076
2nd
>be me at a concert a couple years ago
>one of the performers is wearing a Sounders jersey
>loser standing behind me: "look that fag is wearing an xbox tshirt"
>his friend: "kek, what a fucking loser"
True story, but I didn't say anything to them. What would you have?
>>67639110
FIGHT
>>67639110
nothing, NBA fans will eventually feel it
>>67639163
AND WIN
>>67638200
>dat pic
makes up for the seattlel fags.
>>67639110
>they paid good money to make fun of some fags
They've already been punished enough, anon.
>>67639230
>the ride never ends.
>>STLFC getting a PDL U-23 team
>>67639110
To be fair, they were right. I've never seen a straight guy wearing a Sounders jersey before.
>>67639367
>only gay males like XBox
You're not even trying to make sense anymore, dickknocker.
>>67639408
No, only gay males like the Sounders. Quit putting words in my mouth, faggot.
>>67639408
>only gay males like XBox
Yes.
Stop posting the woman's soccer league faggot
>NWSL
>Seattle fags
>>67639408
>portmanteau dick jokes
>didn't event spell knock with a k
>>67639463
>Quit putting dicks in my mouth, faggot
FTFY
>>67639674
>>67639702
>boo hoo women aren't people
How original. You enjoy living in your mancave, I'll be over here in the 21st century with my free health care and electric car.
>stubhub will never be this full for an actual Galaxy game
>>67639834
With that flag you definitely have neither. Also who the fuck watches women's sports?
>>67639674
>Stop posting soccer faggot
FTFY
>>67639859
Literally what flag.
>Also who the fuck watches women's sports?
Um... sports fans?
>>67639859
>unironically not watching waifu sports
Gay man confirmed.
>>67639906
>>67639915
>Watching an awful product so you can maybe see some ass
Fucking pathetic. Get laid virgins.
>>67639758
Seattle homo confirmed
>>67639674
make the thread next time if you hate it so much pham.
>>67639989
>why do anything with women involved unless there's pussy in it for you
Yes, Hillary voters just want some of that tasty ass.
""""""""""""rivalry""""""""""""""""" week
>>67639915
>finding any of them attractive
>>67640377
>MLS pushing the meme that's the """""New York""""" """"""""""Derby""""""""""
Let it grow by itself
>>67640448
here is your (You)
>>67640377
>how do you want your schedule?
>>67639674
>>wahhhhhhhhh, wimmins soccer isn't real sports!
>>67640465
>tfw your team is part of real rivalry that has history, has had MLS Cup decided over it, and regularly provides some of the most exciting games of the year.
>>67640713
i know that feel
>>67640377
>3 years away from LAG v LAFC
>>67640839
so who will be paired with scum jose?
the cowtown known as sacramento?
>>67640900
>Scum Jose even relevant.
Just regulate them already.
>>67640900
Cowtown most likely
Future California Rivalries power Rankings
1.LAG v LAFC
2..LAG v SJ
3.SJ v SAC
4.LAG v SAC
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L
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Memes
>>67642324
>Being this unironically plastic
I bet you think NYCvNYR is an actual rivalry
>>67642324
>putting the future freeway series above historic Cali Classico
>lag
>lafc
>sjq
>sac
California Cup is going to be most prestigious meme trophy in MLS.
>>67642324
Something big would have to happen for the first to overtake the second.
There is history there, however small, it is still there.
>>67642389
>rating a meme MLELS forced rivalry
>>67642472
If this whole mlels experiment goes awry, we can go it alone. Just add a few more teams here and there.
>>67643186
>Cali Classico
>forced
What other rivalry has has played each other in the final?
>>67642472
>Four goddamn CA teams
Someone promote SA and give El Paso a team already so we can show you motherfuckers who's best at appropriating Latin culture.
>>67643245
>san diego
>anaheim
>san francisco
>oakland
>IE
>bakersfiled/Fresno
This league would easily beat MLS for D1 status.
>Soon
>>67644957
>not putting a team in Weed, CA
It's like you don't even live here.
>>67644957
You forgot Sac
>>67645173
>tfw no meme tahoe mountain team or meme Mojave desert team
>>67645736
>The Tahoe Timbers
>Real Victorville
>still no comfy Catalina soccer club
Long Beach aka LAG
LAFC
Holywood
West Hollywood
Venice/Santa Monica
Orange County North aka Fullerton
Orange County south Irvine
Inland empire Riverside
Inland Empire San Bernardino
Palm Springs
That's odd the top of my head. I honestly believe a team like Pomona FC could support itself. Aka soccer town USA in the IE. Plus
Oakland
San Fran
San Jose
Sacramento
San Francisco 2
This league would be amazing. Hell you could add Cascadians and I'd be okay with it, so long as they each add a second team to the city.
I'd London can support 15 team LA can support 4-5 lads
This is IE if you haven't noticed by my autistic spacing
Why do euros keep saying our league Is a joke? I find our league just as entertaining as the epl, level seems almost on par minus a couple of the overpaid clowns the premier league has.
>>67645173
Passed by that town on an overnight greyhound bus.
I think a Jefferson team would fit nicely in the californian soccer league.
>>67646377
>he believes that a state that doesn't even have water can sustain that many teams
>>67647213
>California Cup
>Cup is full of water needed to support life for the team
>Dozy out
Good. Now let's hope the Memeis meme ends as well.
>tfw about to be promoted
>New York Red Bulls
I just can't take a league seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the sport.
>>67647338
The Bundesliga has lost your respect then.
>>67647244
>>67647338
>I can't take leagues with this kind of corporate branding in it
>My favorite leagues featuring great individual owners like "City Football Group, Red Bull, Fly Emirates, Qatar and T Mobile" are fine
Gotta love casuals.
we're not a cowtown ;_;
>>67647338
>New York City Football Club
I just can't take a league seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the sport.
>>67647384
>New York Football Giants
I just can't take a sport seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the history.
>>67647338
>>67647384
>>67647396
>New York
I just can't take a county seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the population.
>>67647405
>>67647396
>>67647384
I'm just here for the shitposting.
late night snek
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEzKq8NUtDo
>>67647442
sup l8 snek
>>67647442
>>67647457
Leave it to these two shit eastern teams to bring the thread down to their level.
>>67647526
>leave it to some butthurt retard to get mad over nothing
>>67647526
you're pathetic
>>67647338
Isn't there a red bulls team in 2 Bundesliga that everyone hates?
>>67647333
roflmao
stop playing in a goddamn baseball stadium, then we'll talk
>>67647833
they're getting promoted this summer
>Soon
The US will lose to a team that has Saborío on it as well as a guy playing in fucking Thailand
>>67649572
>>67649590
is this like, the same fucking roster from the WC two years ago
>>67649572
it's because Thailand's flag is just Costa Rica's with the colors reversed
>>67646377
I bet New York could make a decent league as well.
>>67647833
They hate Leipzig as well? At least they didn't hijack a poor club and instead naturally climbed the ladder
UNION
N
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>>67647414
>>67647414
How's Inland Empire United doing?
>MLS already twisting the rules around for Zlatan
>>67651707
Gib source
>>67651707
it's literally just raising the cap which is fucking astonishing they haven't done it yet
>>67651732
The cap does increase a small amount each year. There's also lots of ways a player's salary doesn't affect the cap, so even though there hasn't been a huge boost to the raw numbers, there has been boost to what teams can make work.
>>67650893
>Inland Empire United
Is that a real team?
>>67650696
Getting that meme money from everybody. LA's next.
>>67650552
>>67646377
INFERIOR PRODUCT
I was just thinking this as I was taking a 6-day road trip to watch teams in Houston, Austin, Eagle Pass, Diboll, Temple, Brownsville, San Antonio, Austin and Dallas.
>>67650552
Germans think Ralf is ruining football
>>67652792
In my head it is
Anyone watching the autism that is Furries v Frogs twitter?
Regions that could hold their own league
>Cali
>Texas
>memecadia
>Florida
>The South™
>New England
>New York (Read: New Jersey)
Any others?
>>67655970
>New York (read New Jersey)
It's be the tri-state area and there would literally be enough teams for 4 levels of Pro/rel
>>67656164
honestly, what is the 3rd state? Penn or Connecticut?
>>67656201
CT. But if you want PA/Philly we can make the Jersey Turnpike league
>>67656236
PA could be it's own desu, or the rust belt in general
>Hercules Gomez to call US-Puerto Rico friendly for FS1
Um, doesn't Seattle have games?
https://twitter.com/RNs_Funhouse/status/732649826186203136
Truly the announcer we all deserve.
How meme will this match be?
>>Open Cup 2nd Round is TOMORROW
>>67656726
>FS1
Honestly, doesn't literally any other network have games?
>Soon
>US Open Cup
Remind me why I care, again?
>>67658293
NASLfag detected.
>>67658327
>Not Another Soccer League
>>67638200
>Colorado Rapids
Why is MST so based?
hi mls
>>67658439
Hi Art
>>67658417
>>67658293
>i don't rate the openc up
just like the majority of mlels
>>67658293
>>not being excited for Open Cup
>>67659190
And yet a MLS team will still win it
>>67659399
the minority who do rate it.
>>67659416
Not necessarily
>>67659399
So? Nobody ever seems to mind that North Carolina or Kentucky or Michigan State always seem to end up in the Final Four every damn year; just enjoy the upsets along the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zp3Mp1rbHg
NYCFC FAN GETS MARRIED AT YANKEE STADIUM. STOP NOW
>>67659683
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/29/vancouvers-tim-parker-make-amazing-homecoming-yankee-stadium
>Imblying
Give us back our homegrown you fucking leaf
>>67659683
Yankee Stadium weddings aren't uncommon though
>California could support its own league
Oi nigggers, any idea yet what players will be selected for your all star squad?
>>67659853
>Caring about the all-star game instead of bathing in the Schadenfreude that is St. Totteringham's day.
I'm dissappointed in your priorities lad
>>67659891
I'm not a Sky baby, senpai. I don't support any BPL teams (Although I am a life long Lyechester fan) and I dislike Arsenal and the Kikes equally.
I just want a heads up on what players I can add to my MLS UT.
>>67659842
>DOOP
>image.jpg
>blackjewmeme
3 strikes famm
>>67659987
I think Villa's getting another in-form TOTW coming, other than that, UT Pirlo is cheese and look at Fabian Castillo: Fast black wonger extraordinaire
>>67659794
it wasnt a yankees themeed wedding
![wZSXny[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k9WLYvW.jpg "wZSXny[1].jpg")
>>67660046
Any of these likely to get a TOTS?
>>67660165
More likely than not Giovinco
>>67660165
TOTS will probably be
Villa-Giovinco-Adi
Jermaine Jones-Barnetta-Kaka
4 defenders pulled out of a hat
Nick Rimando
No Dos Santos or Vela for Mexico
>>67660230
So Villa has been shunted out to the wing again?
kek, he hated that even when he had the pace to play there.
>>67660283
He's literally every attacking position for NYC but FIFA gonna FIFA
>>67660270
>Rafa Marquez still gets callups for Mexico
>>67660270
Apparently dos Santos declined it
>>67660270
oh well, there goes him scoring more goals to try to get in the squad.
hope i'm wrong though.
>>67659853
take all of the players you've heard about, and any of them that are actually producing will make the squad, hard to tell who the good midfielders and 'good' defenders are at this point
>>67660283
he literally is the only player worth jack shit on Man City C so he's probably okay with being left alone on the streets and being the man people want to see during games shekels dont hurt either
>Soon
>>67638200
Hi OP, how are you? please put the home side first and then the visitor.
thnx : )
>>67662066
>shitty Canadian opinions
Do me a favre and start putting your dates as MM/DD/YY like a civilized country, hmm? The rest of the world is oveur it
Apparently Montréal is trying to sign Nicolas Loderio
>>67663494
literally who the sentence
>>67663540
>>67663494
He's another guy from the Argentine league
He's on the Uruguay roster for Copa América
single table, no playoffs when??
>>67663793
>No playoffs
>>67663793
Didn't we fight the Nazis to avoid this shit?
>>67663793
>no playoffs
>>67663793
when uncle ted enforces pro/rel
>>67663956
>>67664329
>>67664362
>>67664498
playoffs is a long lasting meme in america that needs to die
Columbus getting outdrawn by FC Cincinnati already
Relegation when?
>>67666821
Soon, they've already pulled a Villa when it comes to implosion
>>67666821
>>67667036
check out my new map of the perfect MLSsetup
>>67655970
If MLS keeps growing I could see it splitting into regions.
fixed dc logo
>>67667630
why doesnt Atlanta get the whole south?
>>67665610
It's the curse of mls, to be trapped in the ways of american sport. And to be forever under the shadow of the other leagues.
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
>>67669840
>its literally hump day
>chatanooga's opponent has a choo choo on the crest
How the fuck did Seattle sneak an extra team in there?
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4yOkisV2g
>>67669915
chattanooga choochoo is one of the trillest hotels ive ever stayed at.
I wish Atlanta went wish a railroad theme... "Terminus"
There's been a rumor going around that the USL is going to be announcing some new franchises this week. What are your guys' guesses?
>>67669840
>it's a gonna miss openc up footy night
Fuuuggg, shouldn't have left stuff for the last second.
>>67669915
the MLS's U-23 teams are all PDL, and are eligible for the Open Cup because they're not professional
>>67669988
San Diego needs one if they really truly want to make a play for MLS
Not expansion as such, but there's been talk that Seattle and Portland might ship their 2 teams to Boise and Eugene, respectively
>>67669840
>CD Aguiluchos USA
literally who?
>>67670088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD_Aguiluchos_USA
NPSL from Oakland
>>67669840
> playing a game at banning high school
>>67669988
Citation needed.
>>67670033
>Eugene FC
OH MAN, the memes
>>67670222
See you there bro.
>>67669840
HARPO'S
A
R
P
O
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It is the middle of the night and I will now post the logo of every single NWSL team because your rage makes my penis erect.
1/10
2/10
3/10
4/10
5/10
6/10
7/10
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
8/10
9/10
10/10
Would chant again.
>Soon
>last day of work before going to the game on friday
#HeinkenRivalryWeek
someone shoop the name of the boat to say DOOP
>>67669840
NASL will win the open cup this year.
>>67673308
All aboard the DOOP boat.
>>67673875
>Implying NASL won't go 0-7 again
>People unironically watch women's soccer
>>67673875
>>67673875
Hell yeah brother
Sorry guys I've been a bit depressed about football.
So, SKC is back on the wins?
>>67674561
lmao
>>67674621
D-don't laugh you silly yank.
>>67674561
Skc in shit form atm famalaka
>>67675014
I know.
I don't know enough about mls, but I also don't like the way they play the tactic they've been using. What's the point of it if you're not good at making pressure over the ball carrier?
>>67674561
so glad the skc delusional fucks have scampered off to work on their farms or whatever it is people do in kc.
Is this the most aesthetically pleasing logo in soccer?
>>67675246
What do you mean by this?
Are their attendances low or what?
>>67675246
Philly next
>>67675277
i meant the faggots in earlier threads, that were saying that they would raise the mlsc up
>>67675306
Ah I remember.
>>67674561
Portuguese football seems like a fucking nightmare
>>67675052
Capitalizing on mistakes, mls defenses are error prone so a lot of games come down to who does better with other teams mistakes
>>67675285
Philly fans aren't delusional. We are just shitposting.
Definitely a better team but probably won't get far in the playoffs
>>67675635
Sometimes the opposite happens. And it's arguably more fun to watch. Like Jason Hernandez going berserk vs Portland.
>>67675625
Yeah... I just want this ride to end.
Felt a bit empty.
>>67675635
I haven't seen the last game so take this as it is, BUT, that's what I'm saying. They should keep the pressure and force others to make mistakes. They need a very compact team to pull that 433 (or 4141or whatever) off.
Right now it's fucking broken, defenders don't really go up in the field and the forwards don't really help the midfield and the DL an R don't really act as wingers when needed, so they end up with a team that is forced to run a lot for nothing.
Honestly, there are a few nice players there but I feel they are wasting a bit of them in playing like this. Maybe the coach need to accept reality and move to a more defensive mentality. I dunno.
Sorry for real football talk, back to shitpost.
>>67674168
>he didnt watch the qtpi world cup
errors
>>67675249
it's pretty good
which is obviously why MLS is trying to make them ditch it
>>67676131
manly tears were shed when this happened
>>67673308
Here, have a better pic
>>67676541
>>67676131
>Women's Soccer
>>67676879
Beat me to it
>>67676882
Reported for underage.
What did he mean by this?
>>67678029
>gerrard leaves
>zlatan takes his DP spot
>next season Keane retires
>de jong takes his DP spot
>>67678029
he's a fag
>>67678029
He says he fucked off to the states too early and LAG is disgusting to play for
>>67678168
Out of order m8, de Jong is set to take Gerrard's spot. And he's approaching his pay-raise start
>>67675249
>that star
What did they win?
>>67676402
That sucks, it really has some class to it
>>67676402
>>67678467
They want them to change the name, not the logo
>>67678029
he's a lifelong liver poo.
just letting it be known he is el lay for the money, as if we thought otherwise.
>>67678029
it means he wishes he was still there so he could have screwed up this Europa run for them somehow
>>67678029
Having a midlife crisis, he wants people to know he doesn't want to retire and he says he can play pool.
>>67678029
He needs to get over himself.
>>67679094
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES
When do players leave for Copa America duty? After this weekend's games?
>>67680643
After this weekend.
>>67680754
When do they come back?
>>67680851
If their NT is bad, in like a month. If not, 2 months at most I think.
>>67681016
Thanks for your help, anon.
This is going to fuck a lot of fantasy rosters.
>>67680851
mid-June at earliest, depends on how far they go in the tournament
>>67681139
Also looks like players that are going to be gone this weekend for friendlies aren't yet flagged on the Fantasy page.
Just realized I'm going to have to take 4 pt hit to swap out Bolanos, who I assume will be playing the US instead of Portland on Sunday.
>>67678517
First off, who is "They."
Second of all,
>why.jpg
>>67681511
I think they give you a free wild card week
>>67678517
>implying they won't end up with some unimaginative piece of MLS 3.0 crap as their new crest to go with their new name
>>67681575
>"They."
Arthur Blank
>>67681511
IIRC they give players a free wild card to use when massive quantities of players all leave at the same time, for Cups or other competitions
>>67681679
>Minnesota United
>Minnesota FC
>Minnesota SC
>Real Minnesota
Are these srsly the only choices?
>>67681575
The report was discussing those within the MLS hierarchy
>>67681679
Why would they change? No one wants them too
>>67681736
[citation needed]
theres nothing to prove this isnt all garbers idea
>>67681763
Minnesota [animal/weather phenomenon/abstract concept]
>>67681757
>>67681673
Doesn't look like they're doing it this week.
>>67681763
>Minnesota Sports Verung
>Twin Cities SC
>St. Paul-i
Sevilla OP, pls nerf
>>67682068
Sevilla Oklahoma City when?
>>67682114
Only teams from the Spanish 2nd division can buys teams in Oklahoma City
>>67682114
>>mfw they relegate Rayo OKC too
>>67681511
Is there a list somewhere of what NTs have friendlies this weekend? Had no idea Bolanos would be absent this weekend. I know the USA is only taking non-MLS players to its friendly v Puerto Rico.
>>67681673
>>67681757
Is this different from Week 17 with unlimited transfers? Do these get announced ahead of time?
>>67682392
I want to say that after this week, they give you an extra wild card. They prepped for this but I'm not 100% on the date they give you the stuff to unfuck your team
>>67682309
>SU reaction images
cancer
>>67682392
>Had no idea Bolanos would be absent this weekend
I don't know he is for sure, but since he's on their Copa America roster I'm playing it safe and taking him out.
>>67682459
>This is also the last round that we will see many of the marquee players as they get ready to depart for their Copa America training camps. This means you’ll need to find a balance in your team so you don’t get caught having to take point penalties for too many transfers come Round 13.
I don't think we're getting a free wildcard for Copa America. Look's like there is one on the schedule for the Olympics.
>Soon
